02x54 - Snow Job
Posted: 11/15/23 07:19
gotta make the good times [Music]
as the storm of the year continues we're looking at a record-setting snowfall and all you parents and kids know what that
means snow day
[Music] no they've invaded
[Applause]
[Applause] hundreds of teens with nowhere else to go
guys we get the whole day off school i just realized something we have the day off work too
so this can't be happening so if there's no school and no work what
do we do the only question my friend is what do we not do
you guys in for some fun no i've got two days to get my dream date to ask me to the dance i have to make the decorations
for the dance what is wrong with your lips your little brother put muscle relaxing cream in my look mom
nice clever devious semi-permanent i like it stop learning right pulling
cranks on courtney and me all week i am single-handedly planning the school
dance and i need robbie to leave me alone okay okay sheesh wyatt you in for
some snow day fun no i've got rehearsal all righty then jude it's just you and
me let's get into some trouble watch this
let's get three-pointer of here my words by the end of this day
your butt will be mine
no no no we need silver and white balloons it's supposed to look like snow remember
move move oh how did i get stuck planning a dance again maybe because you're vp social of
the student council oh yeah okay i have to ask what happened to your hair i've
been trying different styles for the dance but they always end up looking like this maybe a little less poofy
at least i have my dress picked out it's pretty oh you're gonna look so hot what's going on here we're sitting and
talking last time i checked that was legal this one looks guilty her hair is
abnormally large yeah i know
i know what goes on on snow days really what mayhem you're unadulterated mayhem
ouch nice spike jude 3 2 answer sir i think you're overreacting am i
i don't know hey stop that table jumping punk okay
back to the dance nikki can you help me with the ticket sales for the next two days please oh what the heck it's fun to
see people throw their money away can you believe the winter wonderland dance is this saturday
we're going to need body glitter oh we so need body glitter
how can people get so worked up about a school dance it's the social event of the winter ah
it's a bunch of teens blowing good money on a smelly old limo bad punch and expensive dresses that you'll only wear
once dude did he see us who ron the beach
volleyball got a little out of hand i think we're clear dude so jude you booked the lazowski mobile
for saturday night right you bet got a disco ball hooked up in her and everything my band's playing a set
awesome sweet it's so cool that your mom drives a preschool bus dude we're gonna have fun i know
wake me when it's over so who are you taking caitlin steph from biology but he doesn't know it yet we have such great
chemistry the other day we had this great talk about frog guts and we both
thought they were really gross he could be the one you have said that before yeah but those
guys were different and look i have magazines these all have articles on how to snag the perfect date you're all so
obsessed about this dance you're coming aren't you whatever maybe probably
oh no chrissy nicky i see you under that table oh look
there's my contact we have a zillion teens descending on the khaki barn because of this snow day i need your
help oh yeah uh-huh i wish i could but i don't work weekdays you do now or you're
out of a job fine i think i'd rather be at school but what about the tickets i need someone to
sell tickets i'll take them just send everyone to the crappy barn thanks nikki so who are you guys taking to the dance
don't know yet haven't decided aren't you worried you won't have a date look at me do i look worried i like to keep
my options open what about you wyatt i've got someone in mind oh you're in
love what uh-uh no i'm not yes you are you've got that look what look that
wyatt look that look that says i'm about to be totally wussy because i'm in love
oh why is that so great do you need any help asking her out no thanks it's under
control i'm gonna go look for a new job so who's the new baddie just this girl
in my band marlo she plays bass guitar i've been watching those talk shows oh here we go and you
take me for granted what are you talking about we never have light chamber battles anymore and and i can't remember
the last time you did anything romantic excuse me i took you to star trek
convention last week doesn't that count for anything oh yeah because your little brother got
mono and you had an extra ticket big deal that doesn't count dark washing my
mellow we are still over vegeta finished no princess come back
poor dude guys this amp is so major
[Music] hey marlo i was just wondering if you'd like to go to the dance with me
great cool i can do this hey come check out this new amp
say something come on why is she staring at you say something before this gets really
weird i think you dropped your taco [Music]
remember you asked if i needed help asking her out yeah i need help you've come to the right place so where do you
stand with her somewhere between non-existent and totally hopeless you just need some confidence and i have all
the tools check it out the top 20 ways to get a date with your crush that
sounds promising do you have a backup plan no wyatt you have to have a backup
plan let's make a pact that if our crushes sh**t us down we'll go together deal
deal you have to wear the sombrero bro but it
itches i know dude but everyone has to wear it they want us to show cece sombrero spirit fine but i don't have to
like it ahem yo welcome to cc's sombreros where the
peppers are hot and the staff is cool nice hat yeah no i can't wear this sorry
dude you're fired [Music]
guess what i just got fired so you get to hang out with me oh joy
look i'm really busy chelsea don't worry i'll help you two tickets please how about we go to the dance together
sweet lips how about i pound you into the ground no no that's okay nikki uh
gave the girl her tickets sorry about that he never learns
jonesy real smooth okay we just have to ask
it's him wait number five was show an interest in his hobbies bingo
hello hey welcome to pets in the city i know you it's me your lab partner
katelyn right so what can i do for you i uh could use some
bird food what kind of bird do you have um one of those wow that's really cool
wanna hold her will i get the food her name's medusa be right back
okay little medusa
okay just hold still okay i'm late for something bye
wait what about your food ow
that's her that's marlo you are in love
now wipe that puppy dog look off your face and go for it you can do this hey guys what you studying
german but we're really bad i could help you study oh you take german too oh sure
a hasselhoff is [Music]
later those aren't real words what was that coming
[Music] what adult actually i think he's kind of
cute another brain freeze
[Music] what are you doing ah went to wonderland
dancer yes coach i'm organizing it not in here you're not i'm in a
and you go but i'm not even working today move move
you know i i never made it to my winter dance the girl i loved turned me down
said i was too intense jobs i want that pyramid iron now now
no what i wouldn't give to go back to high school don't get him at that dance tiger ah yes sir
[Music] yo nikki's phone speak how are ticket sales going but there are so many more
useful ways to spend your 40 bucks putting the most bitter girl in charge of selling tickets might not have been
the best call ow jonesy you would better come and get your brother now he's doing
that ninja thing again two more minutes masterson [Music]
what's happening waiting for our crushes to come by isn't that him
hey steph wait up hey how's your head oh fine look i drew
you something in art class it's you my art teacher gave me a b-minus
okay thanks see ya bye
i think i'm making progress there's marlo she's hot go go be the dude be the dude
hey marlo let me get that for you i'll have one too please thanks i was wondering if i could ask you something
here you go thanks
that was awesome that's going to leave a mark oh poor wyatt
he's so not getting a date with her no way
hi where am i at grind me do you remember what happened
oh i just did did she laugh at me just a little but if she didn't care about you
at all she wouldn't have stuck around to see if you were okay right oh my gosh steph is here okay just be
cool and go talk to him lab partner hey what's up maybe if you're not doing
anything we could figure out this frog anatomy thing cool snag us a table i'll be right back
did he ask you not yet but i think he's going to hold on
[Music] wyatt there was water on the sink it's all over the front of my skirt that's
okay okay this is horrible i look like i peed my pants oh but if i stay in here
too long and let it dry he'll think of going poo in here gross what are you gonna do can't let him see me like this
what's he doing now he's checking his watch but my skirt's still not dry
okay i can do this sorry guess he gave up he's gone
this is so not going the way i planned you know if we don't step this up a notch we could get stuck going with each
other would that be such a bad thing yes no offense
nikki what are you doing oh just remembering another reason i hate dances and my job yeah sucks to be you
so you want to grab a burger or something okay but this time you're paying i paid last time oh right el
cheapo paying for someone else i don't think so hey hey stop it just cut it out okay that's
stop it look at what you've done to my boxer's display
em you know you're right we shouldn't do that in fact you know i'm gonna take my break right now and think about what i
did wrong [Music]
bathroom break connie you coming hello yes it's me i'm running out of
ideas okay hold on oh here's something ten things to do to your crush number one go through their
personal things so you can find out more about them thanks caitlin you're the best
ten things to never do to your crush uh oh
what are you doing in my bag i uh freak
i have never been so humiliated oh come on you've made a fool of yourself lots
of times thanks any time you can't quit wyatt why not now our crushes think one
of us is a weird stalker and the other one goes poo in the mall yeah that is
pretty bad speaking of bad you should really rethink the dreads you can't really pull them off thanks so where's
jude over there
[Music] [Applause] yes i rocked the
[Applause] cosmos dude that's so gross oops sorry
you with the protruding belly abusing cabbage products is a ticketable offense
oh all right who did that so you guys up for some fun now or what as long as it's
not related to the dance in any way i'm in i've got an idea we're skating
wicked i forgot my guards
this is not what i had in mind come on you can do it i promise i'll hold on to
you the entire time plus you could use the exercise oh bite me
wow
[Applause] [Music] i will ride it oh yes i will ride it
don't worry i won't let go of you see it's not that hard i'm skating
go nicky she so still hung up on him oh i know and he has a picture of the two of them
up in his room that's it you're doing great keep going
tara oh look it's steph i'm gonna show off
for him hey stats no oh
ouch nikki help her to the boards guys she needs a hot chocolate stat
did steph see that little crash totally stupid jonesy i mean what is he doing
i'm sure he was just saying hi jane one of the chaperones for the dance
just backed out ah okay the important thing is not to panic
where are we gonna find another chaperone now it's school rules no chaperones no dance they'll cancel the
whole thing this is so bad oh who cares i'm not gonna have a date
anyway i am psyched to report that tara johansen did recognize me from the hockey team congratulations all stars
oh ow wow you really can't skate ah you said you wouldn't let me go hey oh god
stop i thought you were doing fine well obviously you were wrong should we break this up
no let them get it out of their systems five bucks says nikki jakes and down i'll take that action
[Applause]
all right that's enough who started this brawl she did there's one way to settle this
oh but this is so unfair yeah she started it i know my rights listen up maggot you're in my house now and i'm
going to keep you here as long as i want you can't keep us past closing then i'm
going to keep you here until closing [Music]
hello can we get some food in here i'm starving do you think i'll have a record oh shut up jonesy i better not get a
black eye you know you'll never get a date with her she may be a shallow flake but she's also the apex of the high
school food chain so at least she was nice to me oh what and i'm not nice you
haven't even apologized for dropping me in my butt i can't believe you don't know how to skate this is canada for
sobbing out loud everybody skates see this is what i'm talking about you are an insensitive jerk why would any girl
go out with you you did yeah well i won't make that mistake again not even if the entire future of the human race
depended on me going out with you for survival yeah well good because even if i was extinct i wouldn't ask you out if
you were extinct you couldn't ask me because you'd be dead well yeah so touche
[Music] wyatt do you realize that we are the two
biggest losers in the mall at least we're not in jail maybe you're being too subtle guys aren't as quick to pick up
on hints as girls are i think you should kick it up a notch i'm not so sure maybe
jen's right go big or go home daddy girl now you go get that guy
wicked cool hangout bro you know back in 82 when i started this job driving the
zamboni really meant something people respected you so are you the guy who picks up the
hockey player's teeth when they get knocked out awesome
i'm not worthy i'm not worthy i know what are you some kind of weirdo no i
just really dig zamboni's oh you want a fueler up for me yes i will do that for
you sir is this cell getting smaller maybe your
ego's filling it up seriously it's hot in here right jonesy do me a favor and
shut up i feel all cramped i've got to get out yo ron help i can't breathe
ouch jonesy look at me you have to calm down you're just fine there's lots of
air in here okay
all right youtube break it up you're free to go for now but i'll be watching you
catch you later girly man hey i get claustrophobic it's a condition
[Music] you know you're naked later
i know i'm not the coolest guy but there's a burning desire inside
there's something that i got to say you're the reason
i wake every day the reason [Music]
i wish i could say you're my everything
and girl i need you now [Music]
wow that was really good wyatt thanks i uh
kind of wrote it for you actually really that's so cool it is i thought you hated me no actually
i was kind of hoping we could do you want to go to the dance with me
yes yes cool so i guess i'll see you saturday definitely
hello okay i just had the weirdest experience with nikki in jail jonesy why don't you just ask her to the dance i
know you want to no way she dumped me remember nobody dumps jonesy and then gets another chance to dump jonesy again
well i think you're being childish i have to go
but justin no don't do this but the dance is this weekend
well i hope you both choke on the food hey you okay
[Music] hey get back here you little punk
[Music] now scram
wow that was so nice of you well you seemed like you were having a pretty bad day my boyfriend just dumped me
for trisha now i don't have anyone to go to the dance with
you do now you and me okay
what's your name again gotta get going time to condition the
ice dude i beg you let me answer that burning desire in the heart of every
hockey fan to just once drive the zamboni
go for it [Music] [Applause] [Music]
i am so stoked yes [Applause]
[Music]
man
yes this is awesome i am in pursuit of a renegade zamboni
repeat run away zamboni i just snagged the hottest chick in school for the
dance tara johansen how must be my good looks or the fact that her boyfriend
just dumped her so you're taking advantage of her weakened state of mind hey my mind is just as weak as hers you
know what you're perfect for each other why are you suddenly acting like a jealous girlfriend i'm not acting like
anything what hey i have some news uh guys do you hear
something oh it's just jude
jude
dude what are you doing [Music]
my hockey display 20 minute major masterson what but i didn't have anything to do with this ah dude you you
are banned from the mall forever and i am revoking your driver's license
maggots you can't do that i just did soldier
but jude was supposed to drive us all to the dance in his mom's bus and did you see ronan's last goal it was
hi steph oh wow i was just thinking about that awesome movie about the penguins and how they
chose one significant other and stayed with them through the whole movie
yeah and i've chosen you you're my penguin
okay you have to stop stalking me right now i don't need any pictures of myself you totally ditch me at the coffee shop
and this penguin stuff is really freaking me out just leave me alone
[Music]
i think what you need is a little psychological coaching what's going on in that head of yours if i can't find a
chaperone in the next 36 hours the dance will be canceled saborona
i'll do it you two break it up
oh that's too much punch two minute penalty
uh i'll let you know jen i'm so embarrassed
the staff called me a weird penguin stalker and now i have to go to the dance with a wyatt
[Music] this is way out of my league boy i must have something to do over there i'll go
do it aw caitlyn it's gonna be okay did you really ask him out in a penguin
suit you told me guys don't get hints wow
that's not really what i had in mind it could have been worse really
no at least i have wyatt to go with guess what the zamboni dude's taking me
on as his apprentice that's wicked dude yo maggot i thought i banished you from
the mall oh you mean like today no soldier now
so are you okay i'll get over it it's not like i have to go alone or anything actually i can't go with you what do you
mean i asked marlo and she said yes dude nicely played wait you have a date but
you're supposed to be my backup yeah but i got a date
you mean i'm gonna be stuck going to the dance alone
[Music]
i can't believe two guys said no to me in one day
you can still go stag i'm going i can't i'm not strong like you
it's no big deal there's just no one worth going with excuse me sir would you like to
chaperone a dance for us ma'am chaperone anyone
it's just four hours of your time people
what's with him julie dumped him poor sap i know what that's like stay strong
brother aloha aloha dude can we help you
dude it's me dude dude you totally had me any luck on
finding us a ride to the dance not yet dude i put you in charge of one thing
i knew it out out out did you hear me would you like to be a chaperone i'll do
it puppy in masterson if there's one thing i can do it's keep teens in check no i'll give you two days off next month
no okay three with pay hmm okay fine yes wow but you have to let us
have fun fun is my middle name yes wait a minute i better go rent a tux before
they sell out i love those penguin suits
so who wants to talk about the after party what
you just don't get it do you [Music]
you know i really don't need your help here i don't have anything better to do so you and tara johansen
very nice way to go that's inspirational wicked moves man i wish i thought of
that one i would really rather work alone you're just jealous because the jones meister's off the market yeah i
really wish i was going out with someone who was just using me to get back at her you're wrong she really likes me okay
you know what whatever just booked us hair appointments at frederick's oh that's so perfect oh
you guys get to go and i have to stay here oh chrissy i'm so sorry the midnight
madness sale had to fall in the night of the dance yeah i'm so glad i'm not you
hi look sorry your hair scared me so what is nikki's problem today she's acting
like a total psycho nikki what [Music]
so what's going on here okay i'm really
into jonesy i knew it but i don't know what to do and now he's taking that stick insect to
the dance why don't you talk to him about it have you seen her she's gorgeous i can't compete with that you
don't have to you're nikki you're worth a hundred taras yeah tell that to jonesy i think you
should come to the dance what alone you can't let him get the better of you and you won't be alone you'll be with us
i'll think about it you guys look amazing thanks i wish you
were coming caitlyn me too wow you look really pretty nikki thanks
so do you guys i know right are you going alone looks that way
bummer hi guys [Music]
jen you look perfect i took your advice and went to a salon it took three hours i've never had an
update before
what is wrong with you guys okay nobody panic we can fix this i just
need a room to work in i know where we can go
okay listen up i know we've had our differences but this isn't about me it's about jen who
has worked her butt off for this dance and has just had some boy ruin everything we need help why should we
help you yeah we hate you because i'll stay in the store tonight and let chrissy go to the dance
nicky no it's okay this dance is much more important to jen ah that is so
sweet okay i'm gonna need makeup remover hairspray and hot rollers
[Music]
i can't believe you guys did it that was so much fun oh i wish i was
going so badly wait why aren't you going i don't have a date
so we're all going stag you are totally there's a whole crew of greeter gods
from albatross and finch going stag too the clones are going stag i wouldn't be
the only one you have to come another quickie makeover come on i'll
find you a dress dude i blew it i didn't find us a ride
to the dance all the limos are rented already jen's gonna freak freak freak
freak freak and i'll probably never get a chance to ride the zamboni again oh yes you will
wow jen you look perfect even prettier than before that was me i'm really good
with eyeliner and robbie oh you don't have to worry about him hello
hi guys hi um is our limo ready or what jude had better get here soon
yeah is that oh no wayne yeah if the
zamboni's are rocking don't come and knock him baby yeah
[Music] seriously we're riding a zamboni to the dance
couldn't bruno get fired for this nope he retired today and you're looking at the new driver of the zamboni me nice
you're coming aren't you what i miss all the midnight madness fun here no way
hey you okay yeah definitely
[Music]
oh jen it's perfect it is a winter wonderland
yeah great job girl thanks guys [Music]
isn't that the taco girl hi taco girl nice dress
so pathetic jonesy get us some punch is he here yet
hey so where's darth we broke up
i miss him so much jonesy why are you talking to the taco girl she's okay
wanna dance no get me some more spring rolls
yeah sure you look really pretty tonight julie really oh
thanks nikki
what are you doing here working midnight madness as you can see it's a madhouse
can i hang with you well this night can't get any worse so why aren't you at the big dance
julie and i broke up she said i was unromantic and
inattentive ouch
don't you wish sometimes you had a time machine so you could go back and do everything differently you don't need a
time machine if you want her back just go to the dance and tell her how you feel you really think she'll take me back
definitely i'll do it thanks nikki and may the force be with you
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] uh go ahead and dance you he looks like a real mvp madison
is he looking at me now we really look good together don't you
think sure uh hey do you want to go dance with my friends for a while no
let's get something straight you're lucky to be here with me in fact your stock has just gone up like 10 points so
just stand there and look cute okay
[Music]
julie my intergalactic queen i should have treated you better give me
another chance and i promise i will rock your universe [Music]
revenge of the losers okay that's it i've had enough of you and your stupid friends
nikki was right about you you are as shallow as a puddle i'm out of here
nice darth sweet moves buddy thanks jonesy hey a little tip stabbed to stead
vicki's at the mall alone and my jedi sense tells me she wouldn't be adverse to seeing you right now
thanks man i owe you jonesy
it's nikki's favorite color i'll be back in half an hour
[Music] nicki [Music]
nicki nikki nikki nikki
nikki [Music] vicky
i've been looking everywhere for you you're crying i am not
i just have something really big in my eyes okay wait
why did you break up with me oh what like it's inconceivable that a girl could resist jonesy's many charms
i'm serious i want to know maybe i was scared okay
maybe i was afraid we'd screw everything up and i'd lose the one guy who means more to me than
anyone else in the whole world oh wow is that all you have to say what are
you even doing here i thought you were supposed to be at the dance with the prettiest girl in school well maybe i'm
with the prettiest girl in school right now so then why didn't you ask me maybe i was scared to jones just shut up for a
second and let me say something i was at the dance with this really hot girl and things should have been great but all i
could think about was you annoying sarcastic totally frustrating you
nikki you're the only girl i want to go out with so i'm asking you will you go to the dance with me
yes [Music]
all right jonesy dude dude nikki you're here with jonesy
[Music] [Applause]
i know i'm not the coolest guy but there's a burning desire inside
girl i never wanted anyone more
a perfect world we'd be together you know you could have made this a lot easier to just make
good luck and miss all that drama
never the reason i wake every day
for the reason i wish i could say you're my everything
and [Music]
every night the reason
[Music] now
[Music]
thank you thanks a lot [Music]
as the storm of the year continues we're looking at a record-setting snowfall and all you parents and kids know what that
means snow day
[Music] no they've invaded
[Applause]
[Applause] hundreds of teens with nowhere else to go
guys we get the whole day off school i just realized something we have the day off work too
so this can't be happening so if there's no school and no work what
do we do the only question my friend is what do we not do
you guys in for some fun no i've got two days to get my dream date to ask me to the dance i have to make the decorations
for the dance what is wrong with your lips your little brother put muscle relaxing cream in my look mom
nice clever devious semi-permanent i like it stop learning right pulling
cranks on courtney and me all week i am single-handedly planning the school
dance and i need robbie to leave me alone okay okay sheesh wyatt you in for
some snow day fun no i've got rehearsal all righty then jude it's just you and
me let's get into some trouble watch this
let's get three-pointer of here my words by the end of this day
your butt will be mine
no no no we need silver and white balloons it's supposed to look like snow remember
move move oh how did i get stuck planning a dance again maybe because you're vp social of
the student council oh yeah okay i have to ask what happened to your hair i've
been trying different styles for the dance but they always end up looking like this maybe a little less poofy
at least i have my dress picked out it's pretty oh you're gonna look so hot what's going on here we're sitting and
talking last time i checked that was legal this one looks guilty her hair is
abnormally large yeah i know
i know what goes on on snow days really what mayhem you're unadulterated mayhem
ouch nice spike jude 3 2 answer sir i think you're overreacting am i
i don't know hey stop that table jumping punk okay
back to the dance nikki can you help me with the ticket sales for the next two days please oh what the heck it's fun to
see people throw their money away can you believe the winter wonderland dance is this saturday
we're going to need body glitter oh we so need body glitter
how can people get so worked up about a school dance it's the social event of the winter ah
it's a bunch of teens blowing good money on a smelly old limo bad punch and expensive dresses that you'll only wear
once dude did he see us who ron the beach
volleyball got a little out of hand i think we're clear dude so jude you booked the lazowski mobile
for saturday night right you bet got a disco ball hooked up in her and everything my band's playing a set
awesome sweet it's so cool that your mom drives a preschool bus dude we're gonna have fun i know
wake me when it's over so who are you taking caitlin steph from biology but he doesn't know it yet we have such great
chemistry the other day we had this great talk about frog guts and we both
thought they were really gross he could be the one you have said that before yeah but those
guys were different and look i have magazines these all have articles on how to snag the perfect date you're all so
obsessed about this dance you're coming aren't you whatever maybe probably
oh no chrissy nicky i see you under that table oh look
there's my contact we have a zillion teens descending on the khaki barn because of this snow day i need your
help oh yeah uh-huh i wish i could but i don't work weekdays you do now or you're
out of a job fine i think i'd rather be at school but what about the tickets i need someone to
sell tickets i'll take them just send everyone to the crappy barn thanks nikki so who are you guys taking to the dance
don't know yet haven't decided aren't you worried you won't have a date look at me do i look worried i like to keep
my options open what about you wyatt i've got someone in mind oh you're in
love what uh-uh no i'm not yes you are you've got that look what look that
wyatt look that look that says i'm about to be totally wussy because i'm in love
oh why is that so great do you need any help asking her out no thanks it's under
control i'm gonna go look for a new job so who's the new baddie just this girl
in my band marlo she plays bass guitar i've been watching those talk shows oh here we go and you
take me for granted what are you talking about we never have light chamber battles anymore and and i can't remember
the last time you did anything romantic excuse me i took you to star trek
convention last week doesn't that count for anything oh yeah because your little brother got
mono and you had an extra ticket big deal that doesn't count dark washing my
mellow we are still over vegeta finished no princess come back
poor dude guys this amp is so major
[Music] hey marlo i was just wondering if you'd like to go to the dance with me
great cool i can do this hey come check out this new amp
say something come on why is she staring at you say something before this gets really
weird i think you dropped your taco [Music]
remember you asked if i needed help asking her out yeah i need help you've come to the right place so where do you
stand with her somewhere between non-existent and totally hopeless you just need some confidence and i have all
the tools check it out the top 20 ways to get a date with your crush that
sounds promising do you have a backup plan no wyatt you have to have a backup
plan let's make a pact that if our crushes sh**t us down we'll go together deal
deal you have to wear the sombrero bro but it
itches i know dude but everyone has to wear it they want us to show cece sombrero spirit fine but i don't have to
like it ahem yo welcome to cc's sombreros where the
peppers are hot and the staff is cool nice hat yeah no i can't wear this sorry
dude you're fired [Music]
guess what i just got fired so you get to hang out with me oh joy
look i'm really busy chelsea don't worry i'll help you two tickets please how about we go to the dance together
sweet lips how about i pound you into the ground no no that's okay nikki uh
gave the girl her tickets sorry about that he never learns
jonesy real smooth okay we just have to ask
it's him wait number five was show an interest in his hobbies bingo
hello hey welcome to pets in the city i know you it's me your lab partner
katelyn right so what can i do for you i uh could use some
bird food what kind of bird do you have um one of those wow that's really cool
wanna hold her will i get the food her name's medusa be right back
okay little medusa
okay just hold still okay i'm late for something bye
wait what about your food ow
that's her that's marlo you are in love
now wipe that puppy dog look off your face and go for it you can do this hey guys what you studying
german but we're really bad i could help you study oh you take german too oh sure
a hasselhoff is [Music]
later those aren't real words what was that coming
[Music] what adult actually i think he's kind of
cute another brain freeze
[Music] what are you doing ah went to wonderland
dancer yes coach i'm organizing it not in here you're not i'm in a
and you go but i'm not even working today move move
you know i i never made it to my winter dance the girl i loved turned me down
said i was too intense jobs i want that pyramid iron now now
no what i wouldn't give to go back to high school don't get him at that dance tiger ah yes sir
[Music] yo nikki's phone speak how are ticket sales going but there are so many more
useful ways to spend your 40 bucks putting the most bitter girl in charge of selling tickets might not have been
the best call ow jonesy you would better come and get your brother now he's doing
that ninja thing again two more minutes masterson [Music]
what's happening waiting for our crushes to come by isn't that him
hey steph wait up hey how's your head oh fine look i drew
you something in art class it's you my art teacher gave me a b-minus
okay thanks see ya bye
i think i'm making progress there's marlo she's hot go go be the dude be the dude
hey marlo let me get that for you i'll have one too please thanks i was wondering if i could ask you something
here you go thanks
that was awesome that's going to leave a mark oh poor wyatt
he's so not getting a date with her no way
hi where am i at grind me do you remember what happened
oh i just did did she laugh at me just a little but if she didn't care about you
at all she wouldn't have stuck around to see if you were okay right oh my gosh steph is here okay just be
cool and go talk to him lab partner hey what's up maybe if you're not doing
anything we could figure out this frog anatomy thing cool snag us a table i'll be right back
did he ask you not yet but i think he's going to hold on
[Music] wyatt there was water on the sink it's all over the front of my skirt that's
okay okay this is horrible i look like i peed my pants oh but if i stay in here
too long and let it dry he'll think of going poo in here gross what are you gonna do can't let him see me like this
what's he doing now he's checking his watch but my skirt's still not dry
okay i can do this sorry guess he gave up he's gone
this is so not going the way i planned you know if we don't step this up a notch we could get stuck going with each
other would that be such a bad thing yes no offense
nikki what are you doing oh just remembering another reason i hate dances and my job yeah sucks to be you
so you want to grab a burger or something okay but this time you're paying i paid last time oh right el
cheapo paying for someone else i don't think so hey hey stop it just cut it out okay that's
stop it look at what you've done to my boxer's display
em you know you're right we shouldn't do that in fact you know i'm gonna take my break right now and think about what i
did wrong [Music]
bathroom break connie you coming hello yes it's me i'm running out of
ideas okay hold on oh here's something ten things to do to your crush number one go through their
personal things so you can find out more about them thanks caitlin you're the best
ten things to never do to your crush uh oh
what are you doing in my bag i uh freak
i have never been so humiliated oh come on you've made a fool of yourself lots
of times thanks any time you can't quit wyatt why not now our crushes think one
of us is a weird stalker and the other one goes poo in the mall yeah that is
pretty bad speaking of bad you should really rethink the dreads you can't really pull them off thanks so where's
jude over there
[Music] [Applause] yes i rocked the
[Applause] cosmos dude that's so gross oops sorry
you with the protruding belly abusing cabbage products is a ticketable offense
oh all right who did that so you guys up for some fun now or what as long as it's
not related to the dance in any way i'm in i've got an idea we're skating
wicked i forgot my guards
this is not what i had in mind come on you can do it i promise i'll hold on to
you the entire time plus you could use the exercise oh bite me
wow
[Applause] [Music] i will ride it oh yes i will ride it
don't worry i won't let go of you see it's not that hard i'm skating
go nicky she so still hung up on him oh i know and he has a picture of the two of them
up in his room that's it you're doing great keep going
tara oh look it's steph i'm gonna show off
for him hey stats no oh
ouch nikki help her to the boards guys she needs a hot chocolate stat
did steph see that little crash totally stupid jonesy i mean what is he doing
i'm sure he was just saying hi jane one of the chaperones for the dance
just backed out ah okay the important thing is not to panic
where are we gonna find another chaperone now it's school rules no chaperones no dance they'll cancel the
whole thing this is so bad oh who cares i'm not gonna have a date
anyway i am psyched to report that tara johansen did recognize me from the hockey team congratulations all stars
oh ow wow you really can't skate ah you said you wouldn't let me go hey oh god
stop i thought you were doing fine well obviously you were wrong should we break this up
no let them get it out of their systems five bucks says nikki jakes and down i'll take that action
[Applause]
all right that's enough who started this brawl she did there's one way to settle this
oh but this is so unfair yeah she started it i know my rights listen up maggot you're in my house now and i'm
going to keep you here as long as i want you can't keep us past closing then i'm
going to keep you here until closing [Music]
hello can we get some food in here i'm starving do you think i'll have a record oh shut up jonesy i better not get a
black eye you know you'll never get a date with her she may be a shallow flake but she's also the apex of the high
school food chain so at least she was nice to me oh what and i'm not nice you
haven't even apologized for dropping me in my butt i can't believe you don't know how to skate this is canada for
sobbing out loud everybody skates see this is what i'm talking about you are an insensitive jerk why would any girl
go out with you you did yeah well i won't make that mistake again not even if the entire future of the human race
depended on me going out with you for survival yeah well good because even if i was extinct i wouldn't ask you out if
you were extinct you couldn't ask me because you'd be dead well yeah so touche
[Music] wyatt do you realize that we are the two
biggest losers in the mall at least we're not in jail maybe you're being too subtle guys aren't as quick to pick up
on hints as girls are i think you should kick it up a notch i'm not so sure maybe
jen's right go big or go home daddy girl now you go get that guy
wicked cool hangout bro you know back in 82 when i started this job driving the
zamboni really meant something people respected you so are you the guy who picks up the
hockey player's teeth when they get knocked out awesome
i'm not worthy i'm not worthy i know what are you some kind of weirdo no i
just really dig zamboni's oh you want a fueler up for me yes i will do that for
you sir is this cell getting smaller maybe your
ego's filling it up seriously it's hot in here right jonesy do me a favor and
shut up i feel all cramped i've got to get out yo ron help i can't breathe
ouch jonesy look at me you have to calm down you're just fine there's lots of
air in here okay
all right youtube break it up you're free to go for now but i'll be watching you
catch you later girly man hey i get claustrophobic it's a condition
[Music] you know you're naked later
i know i'm not the coolest guy but there's a burning desire inside
there's something that i got to say you're the reason
i wake every day the reason [Music]
i wish i could say you're my everything
and girl i need you now [Music]
wow that was really good wyatt thanks i uh
kind of wrote it for you actually really that's so cool it is i thought you hated me no actually
i was kind of hoping we could do you want to go to the dance with me
yes yes cool so i guess i'll see you saturday definitely
hello okay i just had the weirdest experience with nikki in jail jonesy why don't you just ask her to the dance i
know you want to no way she dumped me remember nobody dumps jonesy and then gets another chance to dump jonesy again
well i think you're being childish i have to go
but justin no don't do this but the dance is this weekend
well i hope you both choke on the food hey you okay
[Music] hey get back here you little punk
[Music] now scram
wow that was so nice of you well you seemed like you were having a pretty bad day my boyfriend just dumped me
for trisha now i don't have anyone to go to the dance with
you do now you and me okay
what's your name again gotta get going time to condition the
ice dude i beg you let me answer that burning desire in the heart of every
hockey fan to just once drive the zamboni
go for it [Music] [Applause] [Music]
i am so stoked yes [Applause]
[Music]
man
yes this is awesome i am in pursuit of a renegade zamboni
repeat run away zamboni i just snagged the hottest chick in school for the
dance tara johansen how must be my good looks or the fact that her boyfriend
just dumped her so you're taking advantage of her weakened state of mind hey my mind is just as weak as hers you
know what you're perfect for each other why are you suddenly acting like a jealous girlfriend i'm not acting like
anything what hey i have some news uh guys do you hear
something oh it's just jude
jude
dude what are you doing [Music]
my hockey display 20 minute major masterson what but i didn't have anything to do with this ah dude you you
are banned from the mall forever and i am revoking your driver's license
maggots you can't do that i just did soldier
but jude was supposed to drive us all to the dance in his mom's bus and did you see ronan's last goal it was
hi steph oh wow i was just thinking about that awesome movie about the penguins and how they
chose one significant other and stayed with them through the whole movie
yeah and i've chosen you you're my penguin
okay you have to stop stalking me right now i don't need any pictures of myself you totally ditch me at the coffee shop
and this penguin stuff is really freaking me out just leave me alone
[Music]
i think what you need is a little psychological coaching what's going on in that head of yours if i can't find a
chaperone in the next 36 hours the dance will be canceled saborona
i'll do it you two break it up
oh that's too much punch two minute penalty
uh i'll let you know jen i'm so embarrassed
the staff called me a weird penguin stalker and now i have to go to the dance with a wyatt
[Music] this is way out of my league boy i must have something to do over there i'll go
do it aw caitlyn it's gonna be okay did you really ask him out in a penguin
suit you told me guys don't get hints wow
that's not really what i had in mind it could have been worse really
no at least i have wyatt to go with guess what the zamboni dude's taking me
on as his apprentice that's wicked dude yo maggot i thought i banished you from
the mall oh you mean like today no soldier now
so are you okay i'll get over it it's not like i have to go alone or anything actually i can't go with you what do you
mean i asked marlo and she said yes dude nicely played wait you have a date but
you're supposed to be my backup yeah but i got a date
you mean i'm gonna be stuck going to the dance alone
[Music]
i can't believe two guys said no to me in one day
you can still go stag i'm going i can't i'm not strong like you
it's no big deal there's just no one worth going with excuse me sir would you like to
chaperone a dance for us ma'am chaperone anyone
it's just four hours of your time people
what's with him julie dumped him poor sap i know what that's like stay strong
brother aloha aloha dude can we help you
dude it's me dude dude you totally had me any luck on
finding us a ride to the dance not yet dude i put you in charge of one thing
i knew it out out out did you hear me would you like to be a chaperone i'll do
it puppy in masterson if there's one thing i can do it's keep teens in check no i'll give you two days off next month
no okay three with pay hmm okay fine yes wow but you have to let us
have fun fun is my middle name yes wait a minute i better go rent a tux before
they sell out i love those penguin suits
so who wants to talk about the after party what
you just don't get it do you [Music]
you know i really don't need your help here i don't have anything better to do so you and tara johansen
very nice way to go that's inspirational wicked moves man i wish i thought of
that one i would really rather work alone you're just jealous because the jones meister's off the market yeah i
really wish i was going out with someone who was just using me to get back at her you're wrong she really likes me okay
you know what whatever just booked us hair appointments at frederick's oh that's so perfect oh
you guys get to go and i have to stay here oh chrissy i'm so sorry the midnight
madness sale had to fall in the night of the dance yeah i'm so glad i'm not you
hi look sorry your hair scared me so what is nikki's problem today she's acting
like a total psycho nikki what [Music]
so what's going on here okay i'm really
into jonesy i knew it but i don't know what to do and now he's taking that stick insect to
the dance why don't you talk to him about it have you seen her she's gorgeous i can't compete with that you
don't have to you're nikki you're worth a hundred taras yeah tell that to jonesy i think you
should come to the dance what alone you can't let him get the better of you and you won't be alone you'll be with us
i'll think about it you guys look amazing thanks i wish you
were coming caitlyn me too wow you look really pretty nikki thanks
so do you guys i know right are you going alone looks that way
bummer hi guys [Music]
jen you look perfect i took your advice and went to a salon it took three hours i've never had an
update before
what is wrong with you guys okay nobody panic we can fix this i just
need a room to work in i know where we can go
okay listen up i know we've had our differences but this isn't about me it's about jen who
has worked her butt off for this dance and has just had some boy ruin everything we need help why should we
help you yeah we hate you because i'll stay in the store tonight and let chrissy go to the dance
nicky no it's okay this dance is much more important to jen ah that is so
sweet okay i'm gonna need makeup remover hairspray and hot rollers
[Music]
i can't believe you guys did it that was so much fun oh i wish i was
going so badly wait why aren't you going i don't have a date
so we're all going stag you are totally there's a whole crew of greeter gods
from albatross and finch going stag too the clones are going stag i wouldn't be
the only one you have to come another quickie makeover come on i'll
find you a dress dude i blew it i didn't find us a ride
to the dance all the limos are rented already jen's gonna freak freak freak
freak freak and i'll probably never get a chance to ride the zamboni again oh yes you will
wow jen you look perfect even prettier than before that was me i'm really good
with eyeliner and robbie oh you don't have to worry about him hello
hi guys hi um is our limo ready or what jude had better get here soon
yeah is that oh no wayne yeah if the
zamboni's are rocking don't come and knock him baby yeah
[Music] seriously we're riding a zamboni to the dance
couldn't bruno get fired for this nope he retired today and you're looking at the new driver of the zamboni me nice
you're coming aren't you what i miss all the midnight madness fun here no way
hey you okay yeah definitely
[Music]
oh jen it's perfect it is a winter wonderland
yeah great job girl thanks guys [Music]
isn't that the taco girl hi taco girl nice dress
so pathetic jonesy get us some punch is he here yet
hey so where's darth we broke up
i miss him so much jonesy why are you talking to the taco girl she's okay
wanna dance no get me some more spring rolls
yeah sure you look really pretty tonight julie really oh
thanks nikki
what are you doing here working midnight madness as you can see it's a madhouse
can i hang with you well this night can't get any worse so why aren't you at the big dance
julie and i broke up she said i was unromantic and
inattentive ouch
don't you wish sometimes you had a time machine so you could go back and do everything differently you don't need a
time machine if you want her back just go to the dance and tell her how you feel you really think she'll take me back
definitely i'll do it thanks nikki and may the force be with you
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] uh go ahead and dance you he looks like a real mvp madison
is he looking at me now we really look good together don't you
think sure uh hey do you want to go dance with my friends for a while no
let's get something straight you're lucky to be here with me in fact your stock has just gone up like 10 points so
just stand there and look cute okay
[Music]
julie my intergalactic queen i should have treated you better give me
another chance and i promise i will rock your universe [Music]
revenge of the losers okay that's it i've had enough of you and your stupid friends
nikki was right about you you are as shallow as a puddle i'm out of here
nice darth sweet moves buddy thanks jonesy hey a little tip stabbed to stead
vicki's at the mall alone and my jedi sense tells me she wouldn't be adverse to seeing you right now
thanks man i owe you jonesy
it's nikki's favorite color i'll be back in half an hour
[Music] nicki [Music]
nicki nikki nikki nikki
nikki [Music] vicky
i've been looking everywhere for you you're crying i am not
i just have something really big in my eyes okay wait
why did you break up with me oh what like it's inconceivable that a girl could resist jonesy's many charms
i'm serious i want to know maybe i was scared okay
maybe i was afraid we'd screw everything up and i'd lose the one guy who means more to me than
anyone else in the whole world oh wow is that all you have to say what are
you even doing here i thought you were supposed to be at the dance with the prettiest girl in school well maybe i'm
with the prettiest girl in school right now so then why didn't you ask me maybe i was scared to jones just shut up for a
second and let me say something i was at the dance with this really hot girl and things should have been great but all i
could think about was you annoying sarcastic totally frustrating you
nikki you're the only girl i want to go out with so i'm asking you will you go to the dance with me
yes [Music]
all right jonesy dude dude nikki you're here with jonesy
[Music] [Applause]
i know i'm not the coolest guy but there's a burning desire inside
girl i never wanted anyone more
a perfect world we'd be together you know you could have made this a lot easier to just make
good luck and miss all that drama
never the reason i wake every day
for the reason i wish i could say you're my everything
and [Music]
every night the reason
[Music] now
[Music]
thank you thanks a lot [Music]