03x11 - Sheep Thrills
Posted: 11/20/23 15:53
Josh: y'know, it's amazing how
Much we can learn from animals.
Drake: y'know, it's amazing how
Gullible josh can be.
Josh: like this little goldfish
I won at the san diego fair.
Drake: last summer, josh won a
Goldfish at the fair.
Josh: I named him renaldo.
Drake: he named him renaldo.
Josh: so my biology teacher
Helped me create this special
Fish food for him.
Drake: so josh starts feeding
Him this special fish food that
He made.
Josh: and after only two days,
Guess what happened!
Drake: I took renaldo out of his
Fish bowl and replaced him with
Another goldfish twice his size.
Josh: renaldo doubled in size!
Drake: josh thought his fish
Food was "magic."
Josh: my fish food was like
Magic!
Drake: and after three more
Days, I took the big fish out
And replaced him with an even
Bigger goldfish.
Josh: and in only one week,
Renaldo went from like this big
To the size of a cantaloupe!
Drake: and then, josh ran out of
All of his special fish food.
Josh: but then I ran out of my
Special fish food, so I just
Started feeding him fish food
From the store.
Drake: so when josh was asleep,
I took out the gigantic
Goldfish, and I put back the
Original fish, you know, little
Renaldo.
Josh: and the next morning,
Renaldo had shrunk from the size
Of a cantaloupe...back down to
His original teeny self.
Drake: anybody wanna buy a
Drake: anybody wanna buy a three-pound gigantic goldfish?
Three-pound gigantic goldfish?
Megan: drake! Where's josh?
Drake: outside, gettin' the
Mail.
Megan: perfect. Do you wanna
Help me with somethin'?
Drake: I can't. I'm doin' my
Homework.
Megan: you're watching tv.
Drake: ah, well, that explains
Why I'm failing math, doesn't
It?
Megan: c'mon! Don't you wanna
Help me pull a prank on josh?
Drake: what kinda prank?
Megan: well, see this boom box?
Drake: yeah?
Megan: it's not really a boom
Box.
Drake: what do you mean?
Megan: it fires paint balls.
Drake: ok, how did you get a
Boom box to fire paint balls?
Megan: I know a guy. Now, when
Josh comes in, all you have to
Do is get him to stand right
Here. And then, I'll blast him.
Drake: wait a second. How do I
Know you're not just gonna pull
Your little prank on me?
Megan: drake, if I were gonna
Pull the prank on you, would I
Tell you about it?
Drake: nah, I guess not.
Megan: see, it's fun to use your
Megan: see, it's fun to use your brain!
Brain!
Drake: uh, hey, josh, do me a
Favor.
Josh: what?
Drake: um, come stand right here
And tell me if you feel a draft.
Josh: a draft? In the living
Room?
Drake: yeah, just check and see.
Drake: yeah, just check and see. Josh: all right.
Josh: all right.
I don't feel anything.
I don't feel anything. I'll try the other finger.
I'll try the other finger.
Megan: perfect!
Josh: what just happened?!
Drake: you said you were gonna
Get josh!
Josh: heh?!
Josh: heh?! Megan: fine.
Megan: fine.
Megan: fine. Megan: happy?
Megan: happy?
♪ I never thought
That it'd be so simple,
But I found a way,
I found a way,
If you open up your mind,
See what's inside,
It's gonna take some time
To realize,
But if you look inside,
I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder
You know that I told you
I'd always be picking you up
When you're down,
So just turn around,
So just turn around, ohhhhh ♪
Ohhhhh ♪
Drake: uh, let's see...
A-squared times x over the
Square root of ?
Josh: correct. All right, next
Question...
Drake: can't I go to bed
Already? It's like : in
The morning.
Josh: you have to get at least a
B on your test tomorrow, or
You're gonna have to repeat
Algebra ...again.
Drake: ok, go.
Josh: all right. "The
Distributive property is used to
Multiply a single term and two
Or more terms inside a--"
[Clatter]
Drake: what was that?
Josh: I dunno.
[Clatter]
Drake: sounds like it's comin'
From the garage.
Josh: an intruder?! We better go
Wake up dad!
Drake: yeah, I don't think a
Burglar's gonna be afraid of a
Weatherman wearing footsie
Pajamas. Just come on.
Josh: wait, wait, wait!
Drake: what?
Josh: you have a golf club. I
Need a w*apon.
Drake: oh, uh...oh, here.
Josh: oh, perfect. You hit him,
And I'll make him smell like a
Springtime meadow!
Springtime meadow! Drake: just c'mon!
Drake: just c'mon!
Both: aah!
[Screaming, spraying air
Freshener, clothes tearing]
Drake: wait, I got him! I got
Him!
Josh: that's me!
Drake: oh, sorry!
Josh: he's behind you!
[Fighting noises]
[Fighting noises] josh: hyah! Hyah!
Josh: hyah! Hyah!
Josh: you hit me repeatedly!
Drake: you sprayed me with air
Freshener!
Josh: I thought you were the
Intruder!
Drake: I thought you were!
Drake: I thought you were! [Baa]
[Baa]
Josh: what up with the sheep?
Megan: why are you guys in the
Garage?! Did you hurt my sheep?!
Drake: wait, that thing's yours?
Megan: yes, he's mine. Are you
Ok, baaahhb?
Josh: his name is "bob"?
Megan: no. He's a sheep. His
Name is "baaahhb."
Drake: see, it's not bob, it's
Baaahhb.
Josh: yes, I get it. And here's
A crazy question. Where'd you
Get a sheep?
Megan: I bought him on the
Internet.
Josh: oh, well, excuse me for
Not being familiar with
The-sheep-store-dot-com.
Drake: I thought mom and dad
Said you couldn't have a pet.
Megan: no, they said I couldn't
Have a cat. They said nothing
About a sheep.
Josh: yeah, well, when mom and
Dad find "baaahhb," you're gonna
Be in some big-time trouble,
Little girl.
Megan: no, they're not gonna
Find him because you two are
Gonna hide him in your room.
Josh: oh, really?
Drake: and what makes you think
We're gonna do that?
Megan: well...if you two hide
Him, just till I figure out a
Way to explain him to mom and
Dad...
Josh: yeah?
Drake: what?
Megan: I promise not to pull any
Pranks on you for three months.
Josh: for real?!
Drake: you swear?!
Megan: swear.
Josh: think about it.
Drake: a world where megan
Doesn't do bad things to us.
Doesn't do bad things to us. [Pretty music playing]
[Pretty music playing]
[Pretty music playing] both: we'll do it.
Both: we'll do it.
Megan: excellent.
Drake: but just for a few days.
Megan: that's all I need.
Now, you take baaahhb up to your
Room and make him comfortable.
And be sure he has plenty of
Water. Good night.
[Baa]
Josh: all right. Come on. We
Should take bob up to our room.
Should take bob up to our room. Drake: josh. It's baaahhb.
Drake: josh. It's baaahhb.
Drake: you know what I say?
Josh: what do you say?
Drake: I say we celebrate
With...
Pudding!
Josh: I've never seen anybody
Get so pumped up over an on
An algebra test.
Drake: ah, but an brings me
Up to a average, which means
I don't have to repeat algebra
Again.
Josh: well, then a toast.
To your d-minus.
Drake: praise d!
Josh: and another toast.
To no pranks from megan for
Whole months.
Drake: which also calls for
Pudding.
Oh! Speaking of that, I better
Get upstairs so I can feed,
Uh...
Baaahhb. Be right back.
Josh: I'm gonna get us some
Josh: I'm gonna get us some drinks.
Drinks.
Drake: josh!
Josh: what?!
[Dish shatters]
Drake: josh!
Drake: josh! Josh: oh!
Josh: oh!
Josh: what?! What do you keep
Screaming...
What did you do?!
Drake: I didn't do anything.
It was him. The sheep did this.
Josh: how could the sheep do--
Oh, no!
My oprah.
Drake: josh. Josh, he didn't
Know what he was doing. Josh!
Josh: I'll k*ll him!
You went to far, baaahhb!
[Both yelling]
Drake: calm down!
Josh: I'm calm!
Megan: hey, what's going on?
Josh: yeah!
Drake: you see this?!
Megan: what did you do to
Baaahhb?
Drake: baaahhb?!
Josh: look at our room!
Drake: you're worried about him?
Megan: yes!
He's breathing all weird.
Josh: well, maybe he's just
Sick.
Megan: then drive us to a vet.
Josh: right!
Drake: in what car? Mom and dad
Aren't home.
Josh: oh, man!
Megan: what are we gonna do?
Drake: oh! Dr. Glazer across the
Street.
Megan: he's a people doctor.
Josh: so? It's better than
Nothing. Go downstairs, get his
Number, and give him a call,
All right? Don't worry, megan,
All right? Here, I'll get a
Blanket for baaahhb to keep him
Warm until the doctor--
Megan: what?
Josh: baaahhb left me a little
Surprise in my bed.
Surprise in my bed. Megan: aw, good baaahhb.
Megan: aw, good baaahhb.
Megan: where's the doctor?
Drake: I don't know. He said
He'd be right over.
[Doorbell rings]
Dr. Glazer: hello.
Megan: what took you so long?!
Dr. Glazer: I was eating my
Wheat squares.
Josh: please, come in, come in.
Will you please go upstairs and
Check on baaahhb?
Dr. Glazer: who's baaahhb?
Megan: my sheep!
Dr. Glazer: but you told me your
Father fell down the stairs
Again.
Drake: look, if you just go
Check on the sheep, I promise
I'll push my dad down the stairs
Later.
Dr. Glazer: ahem! Yes, well,
I'm not a veterinarian.
Josh: no, please. Just go see
What's wrong.
Megan: he seems really sick.
Dr. Glazer: all right. Bring the
Wheat squares.
Josh: for the sheep?
Josh: for the sheep? Dr. Glazer: no, I'm hungry.
Dr. Glazer: no, I'm hungry.
Dr. Glazer: all right. Where is
He?
Drake: whoa!
Megan: oh...my...god!
[Lamb bleats]
Josh: so that's why he's been
Acting so weird.
Drake: uh, she.
Dr. Glazer: yes, well...
I'm not a vet, but if you want
My diagnosis, I'd say that
Baaahhb was pregnant.
Was pregnant. Not anymore.
That's $.
Megan: oh! Look at the baby.
Aww!
Drake: all right, look, we'll
Pay you a hundred bucks, but can
You just do us a favor and,
Like--
Josh: not mention the sheep to
Our parents?
Our parents? Dr. Glazer: all right. .
Dr. Glazer: all right. .
Dr. Glazer: thank you.
[Baa]
[Baa] [baa]
[Baa]
Drake: aww. Yeah. You hungry,
Little lamb? I know. Don't
Worry. Uncle drake's gonna give
You a nice treat.
[Baa]
Josh: what's up, drake?
I found a place that sells sheep
Food.
What are you doing?
Drake: I'm making the baby a
Bottle.
Josh: mocha cola?
You're gonna feed soda to the
Baby sheep?!
Drake: diet soda.
Josh: give me that!
Drake: oh, so you found sheep
Food.
Josh: yeah, but I had to drive,
Like, miles to get it, and it
Cost us bucks for one bag.
Drake: all right. You know what?
This whole thing has gotten way
Out of control.
Josh: we should just tell mom
And dad about this and be done
With it.
Drake: uh-huh. No way.
Josh: why? This is all megan's
Fault, not ours.
Drake: yeah, but now we're
Involved, man. I'm not gonna
Risk getting grounded again.
You know what it's like to go
Weeks without girls?
Josh: yes.
Yes, I do.
Drake: oh, yeah. Sorry.
But I'm not used to it.
Where is megan anyway?
Josh: she at oboe practice.
Audrey: hi, boys!
Walter: we're home.
Drake: uh...hi, mom!
Josh: hey, dad.
Drake: hey, go close the door
Before baaahhb gets out.
Josh: whew.
Drake: uh, josh.
Josh: yeah?
Drake: where is baaahhb?
Josh: I don't know.
Drake: baaahhb?
Drake: baaahhb? Josh: baaahhb!
Josh: baaahhb!
Josh: baaahhb! Josh: give me the lamb!
Josh: give me the lamb!
Josh: stay!
[Baa]
[Baa] aarrgghhh!
Aarrgghhh!
Josh: hey, mom.
Drake: hey, mom.
Audrey: hi, boys.
Josh: um...so you're home?
Audrey: yeah, I'm home.
Drake: and how was your day?
Audrey: good.
Josh: um, so where's dad?
Audrey: in the garage, checking
On something in the car.
Drake: oh!
Audrey: what?!
Drake: uh...
Something in my eye!
Josh: something in his eye!
Audrey: let me take a look.
Drake: yes! You look in my eye.
Josh: and I will, uh...
Go make smoothies.
Audrey: smoothies?
Drake: yes! Great idea! Go!
Audrey: why is josh acting all--
Drake: my eye! Oh! My eye! Oh!
Josh: baaahhb? Baaahhb?
Josh: baaahhb? Baaahhb? Come on, baaahhb?
Come on, baaahhb?
[Making bird call]
Drake: uh, hey, did you find the
Smoothie stuff?
Josh: no! The stuff seems to
Be...gaaahne!
Drake: then maybe you oughta go
Check in the garage.
Josh: right!
Audrey: no, wait. What would
Smoothie stuff be doing--
Drake: oh! My eye and the pain!
Ow! Look. Blow in it, please.
Oh. Yes. Ow. See?
Josh: dad!
Walter: ow! Josh!
Josh: sorry, dad. There, I got
It. I got it.
Walter: ow.
Josh: so, what you doin'?
Walter: well, I keep hearing
This pinging sound whenever--
Josh: oh!
Walter: oh! What?!
Josh: uh...i mean, I'm just, um,
I'm so alarmed by the pinging
Sound your car's making. Why
Don't I help you take a look?
Walter: all right, then. Uh,
Well, it might be coming from
The alternator, unless--ow!
Whoa! Josh, what are you doing?
Josh: I don't know! The hood
Just fell, and now it's stuck!
Here, I'll call drake for help!
Drake! Drake!
Drake: oh, sounds like smoothie
Drake: oh, sounds like smoothie trouble. Back in a sec.
Trouble. Back in a sec.
Audrey: smoothie trouble?
Walter: pull...up...the...hood!
Josh: I'm trying! The hood
Flange is just...it's flanging!
Walter: what does that mean?!
Drake: what?!
Josh: drake! Dad seems to be
Stuck under the hood, and now
He's trapped! Why don't you come
Help me pull up the hood, and
Hurry!
Drake: right, right!
Josh: don't worry, dad! We're
Helping you, buddy! I got it,
Buddy! And...weird! It just flew
Buddy! And...weird! It just flew up. Like, that's weird, right?
Up. Like, that's weird, right?
Walter: what happened?
Josh: I don't know. The hinge...
Locked.
Walter: well, isn't that the
Oddest thing.
Josh: isn't it?
Walter: yeah.
Josh: hey, do you want a
Smoothie?
Walter: a smoothie?
Josh: ok, I'll get you one!
Josh: ok, I'll get you one! Walter: but...what--
Walter: but...what--
There's the culprit.
[Horn honks]
Walter: oh! Ow! Whoa! Jeez! Oh,
Walter: oh! Ow! Whoa! Jeez! Oh, come on! Help!
Come on! Help!
Josh: why didn't you bring the
Sheep up to our room?
Drake: I couldn't? What if mom
Turns around and sees me?
Turns around and sees me? Josh: well...
Josh: well...
Josh: well... Shh.
Shh.
Audrey: what in the world?!
Josh: go now! Come on.
Walter: honey, have you seen
Where josh went?
Audrey: no, but the weirdest
Thing just happened.
Walter: what's that?
Audrey: this lamp just, like,
Exploded out of nowhere.
Walter: well, that's peculiar.
Walter: well, that's peculiar. Maybe it--
Maybe it--
What's this avocado doing on the
Floor?
Floor? Audrey: I don't know.
Audrey: I don't know.
Audrey: I don't know. [Baa]
[Baa]
[Baa]
Josh: well, we did it.
Drake: yeah.
Josh: come on, baaahhb. Now, you
Stay here with the baby and
Baaabbh. I'm gonna go downstairs
And make sure mom and dad aren't
Suspicious. Aah! They're
Suspicious!
Suspicious! [Sheep bleats]
[Sheep bleats]
Audrey: well, we came up here to
Ask why you guys are acting so
Strange tonight.
Walter: but maybe a better
Question would be, um, why do
You have sheep in your room?
Josh: technically, the little
One's called a lamb, but if you
Don't wanna--
Walter: josh?
Drake: yeah, all right. You know
What? This is all megan's fault.
Audrey: here we go again.
Josh: no, it is! Ok, she bought
The big one on-line.
Drake: and then it gave birth on
My bed.
Josh: and the whole thing's been
Really upsetting.
Walter: ok. So you want us to
Believe that a sweet, little
-Year-old girl somehow managed
To go on the internet and buy
Herself a pregnant sheep.
Josh: it does sound unlikely.
Drake: it's true!
Josh: it's true!
Megan: hey, what's going on?
Drake: ha! Now she can tell you
Herself.
Josh: yeah, you put down your
Oboe, and tell them what you
Did.
Megan: what are you guys
Talking--wow, a sheep! How cute!
Aw. Where'd you guys get him?
[Both stammer]
Josh: you know...good and well--
Drake: how long are we grounded?
Audrey: a month.
Josh: fair enough.
[Lamb bleats, and josh bleats
[Lamb bleats, and josh bleats back]
Back]
Josh: all right, that's it.
Days. Tomorrow, we are free men.
Drake: it's about time.
Josh: you know, I kind of miss
Baaabbh. You?
Drake: yeah, a little, but that
Sheep's way better off at that
Petting zoo.
Josh: yeah, no doubt.
Josh: yeah, no doubt. [Drake gargles]
[Drake gargles]
Josh: ok. Does it really make
Sense to brush your teeth, and
Then rinse with mountain fizz?
Drake: you see, I have a little
Theory--
[Clatter]
Josh: what was that?
Josh: what was that? Drake: I don't know.
Drake: I don't know.
Drake: I don't know. [Neighing]
[Neighing]
[Neighing] megan: what's up?
Megan: what's up?
[Thumping sound]
Drake: you hear that?
Josh: yeah. That's definitely
Coming from the garage.
Drake: ok, I'll go this way, you
Go in through the side door.
Josh: right.
Josh: right. Drake: ready?
Drake: ready?
Josh: ready.
Josh: ready. Man: mmm!
Much we can learn from animals.
Drake: y'know, it's amazing how
Gullible josh can be.
Josh: like this little goldfish
I won at the san diego fair.
Drake: last summer, josh won a
Goldfish at the fair.
Josh: I named him renaldo.
Drake: he named him renaldo.
Josh: so my biology teacher
Helped me create this special
Fish food for him.
Drake: so josh starts feeding
Him this special fish food that
He made.
Josh: and after only two days,
Guess what happened!
Drake: I took renaldo out of his
Fish bowl and replaced him with
Another goldfish twice his size.
Josh: renaldo doubled in size!
Drake: josh thought his fish
Food was "magic."
Josh: my fish food was like
Magic!
Drake: and after three more
Days, I took the big fish out
And replaced him with an even
Bigger goldfish.
Josh: and in only one week,
Renaldo went from like this big
To the size of a cantaloupe!
Drake: and then, josh ran out of
All of his special fish food.
Josh: but then I ran out of my
Special fish food, so I just
Started feeding him fish food
From the store.
Drake: so when josh was asleep,
I took out the gigantic
Goldfish, and I put back the
Original fish, you know, little
Renaldo.
Josh: and the next morning,
Renaldo had shrunk from the size
Of a cantaloupe...back down to
His original teeny self.
Drake: anybody wanna buy a
Drake: anybody wanna buy a three-pound gigantic goldfish?
Three-pound gigantic goldfish?
Megan: drake! Where's josh?
Drake: outside, gettin' the
Mail.
Megan: perfect. Do you wanna
Help me with somethin'?
Drake: I can't. I'm doin' my
Homework.
Megan: you're watching tv.
Drake: ah, well, that explains
Why I'm failing math, doesn't
It?
Megan: c'mon! Don't you wanna
Help me pull a prank on josh?
Drake: what kinda prank?
Megan: well, see this boom box?
Drake: yeah?
Megan: it's not really a boom
Box.
Drake: what do you mean?
Megan: it fires paint balls.
Drake: ok, how did you get a
Boom box to fire paint balls?
Megan: I know a guy. Now, when
Josh comes in, all you have to
Do is get him to stand right
Here. And then, I'll blast him.
Drake: wait a second. How do I
Know you're not just gonna pull
Your little prank on me?
Megan: drake, if I were gonna
Pull the prank on you, would I
Tell you about it?
Drake: nah, I guess not.
Megan: see, it's fun to use your
Megan: see, it's fun to use your brain!
Brain!
Drake: uh, hey, josh, do me a
Favor.
Josh: what?
Drake: um, come stand right here
And tell me if you feel a draft.
Josh: a draft? In the living
Room?
Drake: yeah, just check and see.
Drake: yeah, just check and see. Josh: all right.
Josh: all right.
I don't feel anything.
I don't feel anything. I'll try the other finger.
I'll try the other finger.
Megan: perfect!
Josh: what just happened?!
Drake: you said you were gonna
Get josh!
Josh: heh?!
Josh: heh?! Megan: fine.
Megan: fine.
Megan: fine. Megan: happy?
Megan: happy?
♪ I never thought
That it'd be so simple,
But I found a way,
I found a way,
If you open up your mind,
See what's inside,
It's gonna take some time
To realize,
But if you look inside,
I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder
You know that I told you
I'd always be picking you up
When you're down,
So just turn around,
So just turn around, ohhhhh ♪
Ohhhhh ♪
Drake: uh, let's see...
A-squared times x over the
Square root of ?
Josh: correct. All right, next
Question...
Drake: can't I go to bed
Already? It's like : in
The morning.
Josh: you have to get at least a
B on your test tomorrow, or
You're gonna have to repeat
Algebra ...again.
Drake: ok, go.
Josh: all right. "The
Distributive property is used to
Multiply a single term and two
Or more terms inside a--"
[Clatter]
Drake: what was that?
Josh: I dunno.
[Clatter]
Drake: sounds like it's comin'
From the garage.
Josh: an intruder?! We better go
Wake up dad!
Drake: yeah, I don't think a
Burglar's gonna be afraid of a
Weatherman wearing footsie
Pajamas. Just come on.
Josh: wait, wait, wait!
Drake: what?
Josh: you have a golf club. I
Need a w*apon.
Drake: oh, uh...oh, here.
Josh: oh, perfect. You hit him,
And I'll make him smell like a
Springtime meadow!
Springtime meadow! Drake: just c'mon!
Drake: just c'mon!
Both: aah!
[Screaming, spraying air
Freshener, clothes tearing]
Drake: wait, I got him! I got
Him!
Josh: that's me!
Drake: oh, sorry!
Josh: he's behind you!
[Fighting noises]
[Fighting noises] josh: hyah! Hyah!
Josh: hyah! Hyah!
Josh: you hit me repeatedly!
Drake: you sprayed me with air
Freshener!
Josh: I thought you were the
Intruder!
Drake: I thought you were!
Drake: I thought you were! [Baa]
[Baa]
Josh: what up with the sheep?
Megan: why are you guys in the
Garage?! Did you hurt my sheep?!
Drake: wait, that thing's yours?
Megan: yes, he's mine. Are you
Ok, baaahhb?
Josh: his name is "bob"?
Megan: no. He's a sheep. His
Name is "baaahhb."
Drake: see, it's not bob, it's
Baaahhb.
Josh: yes, I get it. And here's
A crazy question. Where'd you
Get a sheep?
Megan: I bought him on the
Internet.
Josh: oh, well, excuse me for
Not being familiar with
The-sheep-store-dot-com.
Drake: I thought mom and dad
Said you couldn't have a pet.
Megan: no, they said I couldn't
Have a cat. They said nothing
About a sheep.
Josh: yeah, well, when mom and
Dad find "baaahhb," you're gonna
Be in some big-time trouble,
Little girl.
Megan: no, they're not gonna
Find him because you two are
Gonna hide him in your room.
Josh: oh, really?
Drake: and what makes you think
We're gonna do that?
Megan: well...if you two hide
Him, just till I figure out a
Way to explain him to mom and
Dad...
Josh: yeah?
Drake: what?
Megan: I promise not to pull any
Pranks on you for three months.
Josh: for real?!
Drake: you swear?!
Megan: swear.
Josh: think about it.
Drake: a world where megan
Doesn't do bad things to us.
Doesn't do bad things to us. [Pretty music playing]
[Pretty music playing]
[Pretty music playing] both: we'll do it.
Both: we'll do it.
Megan: excellent.
Drake: but just for a few days.
Megan: that's all I need.
Now, you take baaahhb up to your
Room and make him comfortable.
And be sure he has plenty of
Water. Good night.
[Baa]
Josh: all right. Come on. We
Should take bob up to our room.
Should take bob up to our room. Drake: josh. It's baaahhb.
Drake: josh. It's baaahhb.
Drake: you know what I say?
Josh: what do you say?
Drake: I say we celebrate
With...
Pudding!
Josh: I've never seen anybody
Get so pumped up over an on
An algebra test.
Drake: ah, but an brings me
Up to a average, which means
I don't have to repeat algebra
Again.
Josh: well, then a toast.
To your d-minus.
Drake: praise d!
Josh: and another toast.
To no pranks from megan for
Whole months.
Drake: which also calls for
Pudding.
Oh! Speaking of that, I better
Get upstairs so I can feed,
Uh...
Baaahhb. Be right back.
Josh: I'm gonna get us some
Josh: I'm gonna get us some drinks.
Drinks.
Drake: josh!
Josh: what?!
[Dish shatters]
Drake: josh!
Drake: josh! Josh: oh!
Josh: oh!
Josh: what?! What do you keep
Screaming...
What did you do?!
Drake: I didn't do anything.
It was him. The sheep did this.
Josh: how could the sheep do--
Oh, no!
My oprah.
Drake: josh. Josh, he didn't
Know what he was doing. Josh!
Josh: I'll k*ll him!
You went to far, baaahhb!
[Both yelling]
Drake: calm down!
Josh: I'm calm!
Megan: hey, what's going on?
Josh: yeah!
Drake: you see this?!
Megan: what did you do to
Baaahhb?
Drake: baaahhb?!
Josh: look at our room!
Drake: you're worried about him?
Megan: yes!
He's breathing all weird.
Josh: well, maybe he's just
Sick.
Megan: then drive us to a vet.
Josh: right!
Drake: in what car? Mom and dad
Aren't home.
Josh: oh, man!
Megan: what are we gonna do?
Drake: oh! Dr. Glazer across the
Street.
Megan: he's a people doctor.
Josh: so? It's better than
Nothing. Go downstairs, get his
Number, and give him a call,
All right? Don't worry, megan,
All right? Here, I'll get a
Blanket for baaahhb to keep him
Warm until the doctor--
Megan: what?
Josh: baaahhb left me a little
Surprise in my bed.
Surprise in my bed. Megan: aw, good baaahhb.
Megan: aw, good baaahhb.
Megan: where's the doctor?
Drake: I don't know. He said
He'd be right over.
[Doorbell rings]
Dr. Glazer: hello.
Megan: what took you so long?!
Dr. Glazer: I was eating my
Wheat squares.
Josh: please, come in, come in.
Will you please go upstairs and
Check on baaahhb?
Dr. Glazer: who's baaahhb?
Megan: my sheep!
Dr. Glazer: but you told me your
Father fell down the stairs
Again.
Drake: look, if you just go
Check on the sheep, I promise
I'll push my dad down the stairs
Later.
Dr. Glazer: ahem! Yes, well,
I'm not a veterinarian.
Josh: no, please. Just go see
What's wrong.
Megan: he seems really sick.
Dr. Glazer: all right. Bring the
Wheat squares.
Josh: for the sheep?
Josh: for the sheep? Dr. Glazer: no, I'm hungry.
Dr. Glazer: no, I'm hungry.
Dr. Glazer: all right. Where is
He?
Drake: whoa!
Megan: oh...my...god!
[Lamb bleats]
Josh: so that's why he's been
Acting so weird.
Drake: uh, she.
Dr. Glazer: yes, well...
I'm not a vet, but if you want
My diagnosis, I'd say that
Baaahhb was pregnant.
Was pregnant. Not anymore.
That's $.
Megan: oh! Look at the baby.
Aww!
Drake: all right, look, we'll
Pay you a hundred bucks, but can
You just do us a favor and,
Like--
Josh: not mention the sheep to
Our parents?
Our parents? Dr. Glazer: all right. .
Dr. Glazer: all right. .
Dr. Glazer: thank you.
[Baa]
[Baa] [baa]
[Baa]
Drake: aww. Yeah. You hungry,
Little lamb? I know. Don't
Worry. Uncle drake's gonna give
You a nice treat.
[Baa]
Josh: what's up, drake?
I found a place that sells sheep
Food.
What are you doing?
Drake: I'm making the baby a
Bottle.
Josh: mocha cola?
You're gonna feed soda to the
Baby sheep?!
Drake: diet soda.
Josh: give me that!
Drake: oh, so you found sheep
Food.
Josh: yeah, but I had to drive,
Like, miles to get it, and it
Cost us bucks for one bag.
Drake: all right. You know what?
This whole thing has gotten way
Out of control.
Josh: we should just tell mom
And dad about this and be done
With it.
Drake: uh-huh. No way.
Josh: why? This is all megan's
Fault, not ours.
Drake: yeah, but now we're
Involved, man. I'm not gonna
Risk getting grounded again.
You know what it's like to go
Weeks without girls?
Josh: yes.
Yes, I do.
Drake: oh, yeah. Sorry.
But I'm not used to it.
Where is megan anyway?
Josh: she at oboe practice.
Audrey: hi, boys!
Walter: we're home.
Drake: uh...hi, mom!
Josh: hey, dad.
Drake: hey, go close the door
Before baaahhb gets out.
Josh: whew.
Drake: uh, josh.
Josh: yeah?
Drake: where is baaahhb?
Josh: I don't know.
Drake: baaahhb?
Drake: baaahhb? Josh: baaahhb!
Josh: baaahhb!
Josh: baaahhb! Josh: give me the lamb!
Josh: give me the lamb!
Josh: stay!
[Baa]
[Baa] aarrgghhh!
Aarrgghhh!
Josh: hey, mom.
Drake: hey, mom.
Audrey: hi, boys.
Josh: um...so you're home?
Audrey: yeah, I'm home.
Drake: and how was your day?
Audrey: good.
Josh: um, so where's dad?
Audrey: in the garage, checking
On something in the car.
Drake: oh!
Audrey: what?!
Drake: uh...
Something in my eye!
Josh: something in his eye!
Audrey: let me take a look.
Drake: yes! You look in my eye.
Josh: and I will, uh...
Go make smoothies.
Audrey: smoothies?
Drake: yes! Great idea! Go!
Audrey: why is josh acting all--
Drake: my eye! Oh! My eye! Oh!
Josh: baaahhb? Baaahhb?
Josh: baaahhb? Baaahhb? Come on, baaahhb?
Come on, baaahhb?
[Making bird call]
Drake: uh, hey, did you find the
Smoothie stuff?
Josh: no! The stuff seems to
Be...gaaahne!
Drake: then maybe you oughta go
Check in the garage.
Josh: right!
Audrey: no, wait. What would
Smoothie stuff be doing--
Drake: oh! My eye and the pain!
Ow! Look. Blow in it, please.
Oh. Yes. Ow. See?
Josh: dad!
Walter: ow! Josh!
Josh: sorry, dad. There, I got
It. I got it.
Walter: ow.
Josh: so, what you doin'?
Walter: well, I keep hearing
This pinging sound whenever--
Josh: oh!
Walter: oh! What?!
Josh: uh...i mean, I'm just, um,
I'm so alarmed by the pinging
Sound your car's making. Why
Don't I help you take a look?
Walter: all right, then. Uh,
Well, it might be coming from
The alternator, unless--ow!
Whoa! Josh, what are you doing?
Josh: I don't know! The hood
Just fell, and now it's stuck!
Here, I'll call drake for help!
Drake! Drake!
Drake: oh, sounds like smoothie
Drake: oh, sounds like smoothie trouble. Back in a sec.
Trouble. Back in a sec.
Audrey: smoothie trouble?
Walter: pull...up...the...hood!
Josh: I'm trying! The hood
Flange is just...it's flanging!
Walter: what does that mean?!
Drake: what?!
Josh: drake! Dad seems to be
Stuck under the hood, and now
He's trapped! Why don't you come
Help me pull up the hood, and
Hurry!
Drake: right, right!
Josh: don't worry, dad! We're
Helping you, buddy! I got it,
Buddy! And...weird! It just flew
Buddy! And...weird! It just flew up. Like, that's weird, right?
Up. Like, that's weird, right?
Walter: what happened?
Josh: I don't know. The hinge...
Locked.
Walter: well, isn't that the
Oddest thing.
Josh: isn't it?
Walter: yeah.
Josh: hey, do you want a
Smoothie?
Walter: a smoothie?
Josh: ok, I'll get you one!
Josh: ok, I'll get you one! Walter: but...what--
Walter: but...what--
There's the culprit.
[Horn honks]
Walter: oh! Ow! Whoa! Jeez! Oh,
Walter: oh! Ow! Whoa! Jeez! Oh, come on! Help!
Come on! Help!
Josh: why didn't you bring the
Sheep up to our room?
Drake: I couldn't? What if mom
Turns around and sees me?
Turns around and sees me? Josh: well...
Josh: well...
Josh: well... Shh.
Shh.
Audrey: what in the world?!
Josh: go now! Come on.
Walter: honey, have you seen
Where josh went?
Audrey: no, but the weirdest
Thing just happened.
Walter: what's that?
Audrey: this lamp just, like,
Exploded out of nowhere.
Walter: well, that's peculiar.
Walter: well, that's peculiar. Maybe it--
Maybe it--
What's this avocado doing on the
Floor?
Floor? Audrey: I don't know.
Audrey: I don't know.
Audrey: I don't know. [Baa]
[Baa]
[Baa]
Josh: well, we did it.
Drake: yeah.
Josh: come on, baaahhb. Now, you
Stay here with the baby and
Baaabbh. I'm gonna go downstairs
And make sure mom and dad aren't
Suspicious. Aah! They're
Suspicious!
Suspicious! [Sheep bleats]
[Sheep bleats]
Audrey: well, we came up here to
Ask why you guys are acting so
Strange tonight.
Walter: but maybe a better
Question would be, um, why do
You have sheep in your room?
Josh: technically, the little
One's called a lamb, but if you
Don't wanna--
Walter: josh?
Drake: yeah, all right. You know
What? This is all megan's fault.
Audrey: here we go again.
Josh: no, it is! Ok, she bought
The big one on-line.
Drake: and then it gave birth on
My bed.
Josh: and the whole thing's been
Really upsetting.
Walter: ok. So you want us to
Believe that a sweet, little
-Year-old girl somehow managed
To go on the internet and buy
Herself a pregnant sheep.
Josh: it does sound unlikely.
Drake: it's true!
Josh: it's true!
Megan: hey, what's going on?
Drake: ha! Now she can tell you
Herself.
Josh: yeah, you put down your
Oboe, and tell them what you
Did.
Megan: what are you guys
Talking--wow, a sheep! How cute!
Aw. Where'd you guys get him?
[Both stammer]
Josh: you know...good and well--
Drake: how long are we grounded?
Audrey: a month.
Josh: fair enough.
[Lamb bleats, and josh bleats
[Lamb bleats, and josh bleats back]
Back]
Josh: all right, that's it.
Days. Tomorrow, we are free men.
Drake: it's about time.
Josh: you know, I kind of miss
Baaabbh. You?
Drake: yeah, a little, but that
Sheep's way better off at that
Petting zoo.
Josh: yeah, no doubt.
Josh: yeah, no doubt. [Drake gargles]
[Drake gargles]
Josh: ok. Does it really make
Sense to brush your teeth, and
Then rinse with mountain fizz?
Drake: you see, I have a little
Theory--
[Clatter]
Josh: what was that?
Josh: what was that? Drake: I don't know.
Drake: I don't know.
Drake: I don't know. [Neighing]
[Neighing]
[Neighing] megan: what's up?
Megan: what's up?
[Thumping sound]
Drake: you hear that?
Josh: yeah. That's definitely
Coming from the garage.
Drake: ok, I'll go this way, you
Go in through the side door.
Josh: right.
Josh: right. Drake: ready?
Drake: ready?
Josh: ready.
Josh: ready. Man: mmm!