Transcripts - Forever Dreaming

Warning: Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!!

Mut: Take it and go.

Mut: We got our hands on the ultimate w*apon as ordered.

Mut: As far as I know, this is the ultimate w*apon.

???: Huh... So this is Earth, Mommy's other home?

Mut: Kagura's daughter,

Mut: Kanna.

Gin: That's weird.

Gin: I don't remember there being a grave out here.

Tak: Only a specter can grab another specter's hand.

Tak: Would you like to hop over to this side, too?

???: What's this?

???: I asked for a w*apon to k*ll the prime minister with,

???: not something else for me to k*ll.

???: You can't tell if a w*apon's any good until you use it.

???: Show me, Odd Jobs...

???: what you've done these past two years!

Shin: O-Okita-san?!

Shin: Hey, Okita-san!

Shin: Wait!

Shin: Time out! Time out!

Oki: Wow. You've gotten a bit better, huh?

G: Okita-san! If you wanna fight, take it elsewhere!

Shin: You guys!

Shin: Wasn't the Shinsengumi disbanded?

Shin: And wasn't Okita-san forced to commit seppuku?!

Oki: Yeah. The Shinsengumi died, and so did I.

Oki: We weren't needed in this peaceful world, apparently.

Oki: But there's still a bunch of pests in this country who thr*aten that peace,

Oki: so we were reborn as a group that kills them in the new government's stead:

Oki: the Japanese Office of Homeland Security's Department of Environmental Control...

Oki: Damn, that's long.

Oki: Just call us the mafia.

Shi: So in the end, you're just mafia?!

Kan: Hey, how long are you gonna keep up this farce?

Shin: This is dangerous, Kanna-chan! Stay back!

Kan: What about him is dangerous?

Kan: He's got no bloodlust, and his strikes are slow.

Kan: Each hit couldn't be more light.

Shin: Kanna-chan?!

Kan: Looks like you were finally out to k*ll with that one.

Oki: How amusing.

Gintama,Title Card: Gintama

Silver Soul,Title Card: Silver Soul

Title: Silver Soul Arc

Title: Two in Girl Years Is Equal to Ten in Man Years

G: Hmm... A one-eyed samurai?

G: Sorry. Can't say I recognize him.

W: He does seem somewhat familiar.

W: Don't tell anyone we said that, please.

W: Cripes, that's scary.

W: What? Did this guy do something bad?

W: I'm sure he did.

W: m*rder? dr*gs? Et cetera?

W: It's gotta be the et cetera, right? He totally looks like the et cetera sort.

W: Hey, y'all. Have you seen this samurai?

W: He's done et cetera, apparently. That's so scary.

W: No idea. I've never seen a face anything like that.

W: Oh, but I did see a samurai earlier.

W: Think it was on the street that-a-way.

G: Why, you...

G: You walk into us and don't even apologize?

G: And what's with that smug look?

G: Draw that thing on your waist!

G: What a coward.

G: I bet your sword down there can't satisfy a woman, either.

Hen: I hate to break it to you,

Hen: but my goal is to lead all ladies, young and old, to happiness.

Hen: That's what a feminist wields his sword for—

G: H-Hey, bro, that guy's ours.

G: Um, don't you think you're going too far?

G: Th-This bitch is packing heat!

Default: ,Shit! Beat it, quick!

Mat: Finally, we've got a lead.

Mat: White Yaksha...

Mat: Is Shinsuke-sama alive?

Mat: Then, Shinsuke-sama is...

Gin: He ain't dead.

Gin: But I don't know if I can call him alive, either.

Mat: That's not important.

Mat: I'm just glad to know he's still alive, no matter how.

Gin: Anyway, what are you planning to do after you find Takasugi?

Hen: The Kiheitai aren't done yet.

Hen: We'll simply help him achieve whatever his goal is.

Gin: Don't bother.

Gin: He's probably acting solely for himself right now.

Gin: If you show up now, he'll be forced to stop.

Gin: Otherwise, he'd never have left you behind.

Gin: If you're okay with that, too, then suit yourselves.

Gin: In reality, that's probably the right answer.

Gin: Later!

Gin: Hey, pops.

Gin: I'm in the mood for a drink. Get me something with that money.

Mat: White Yaksha!

Mat: Who the hell are those guys?

Mat: White Yaksha!

Gin: Stay away!

Gin: Crap! Please help me!

Mat: What happened to "Stay away"?!

Hen: I've heard that the White Yaksha has a weakness.

Hen: When he was a child, he was cursed by a strange fruit and became unable to swim.

Mat: What? He gets a new trait this late in the story?!

Mat: Don't tell me that fruit was...

Hen: Indeed.

Hen: He tried to split a watermelon using the scent of its sugar content alone,

Hen: nearly drowned, became unable to swim, and gained a sloppy, rubbery persona instead.

Mat: Uh, the fruit had nothing to do with that! He's just a good-for-nothing who can't swim!

Gin: Dammit! I can't hold out any longer!

Gin: Heya,

Gin: mastermind.

Gin: Did you come to get a bird's-eye view, like a typical mastermind?

Gin: You're rather close to the ground, though.

Gin: Try wearing some high heels or something, Teeny-Weeny-kun.

Tak: If I were the mastermind, I wouldn't screw up like this.

Tak: I wouldn't screw up and get on Takasugi Shinsuke's bad side.

Tak: Hand over what you've got in your pocket.

Tak: I never expected you'd have it.

Tak: No wonder they're so desperate.

Tak: As long as you have that thing, they'll chase you to the ends of the world.

Tak: So give it to me and let us specters handle it.

Mat: Shinsuke-sama!

Gin: Why not say something to them, too?

Gin: Something like, "don't follow me," or even "forget about me."

Gin: Or wait, are you the one who can't forget about them?

Gin: I don't think you'll get very far like that...

Gin: What the hell are you doing?

Gin: When Gin-san's speaking with a serious face,

Gin: not even villains should interrupt him! Don't you know that unspoken rule?!

Tak: If you won't wash your hands of this, I'll just take the thing after you drown.

Gin: Wait, wait! What thing?!

Gin: The porn you lent me when we were kids?

Gin: I'll give it back!

Gin: Was it Erotopia? Temple Babes?

Gin: Wait, you liked the amateur stuff, didn't you?

Tak: I don't remember ever lending or borrowing crap like that.

Gin: Oh, right! You must've let me have it!

Gin: You were a rich boy, after all.

Gin: Then, the NES cartridges I lost...

Tak: Give back my Portopia Serial m*rder Case.

Gin: Portopia was a loan, though?!

Gin: You played Portopia?!

Tak: It's all too late, Gintoki.

Tak: Looks like we can't turn back or look back on the past anymore.

Tak: Well, I guess there'd be nothing to say, even if we did look back.

Mat: Shinsuke-sama!

Gin: Takasugi! You bastard!

Tak: Relax. Even if you die, I won't let them have the thing.

Tak: I'll keep it much safer than you ever could.

Gin: Safer?!

Gin: As if a delusional punk who was talking about destroying the world

Gin: could ever keep Portopia safe!

Tak: I'm not talking about Portopia!

Gin: Don't get cocky just because you can swim a little.

Gin: With my ability to sink like a stone, I can easily pull you to the bottom of this river!

Tak: Is that something to be proud of?

Gin: Ow, ow! Water up my nose!

Gin: You'll pay for this!

Tak: Hand it over already!

Gin: Get 'em!

Hij: Squad , evacuate the residents!

Hij: Squads and , hurry to the scene!

Ymz: Vice Chief!

Hij: Yamazaki! Sitrep!

Ymz: Not many losses in the city center!

Hij: Uh, aren't you causing the most losses?

Ymz: All those who had collapsed seem to be Naraku.

Ymz: They were probably done in by the two samurai mentioned in the witness reports.

Hij: Two samurai?

Hij: It's gotta be them!

Gin: We've both gone really downhill, huh?

Gin: You're only supposed to have someone trustworthy watch your back.

Gin: But we've both got the most untrustworthy bastard in the world behind us.

Tak: Don't worry, Gintoki.

Tak: I'm ready to turn around at any moment.

Tak: I'm not against k*lling you to help myself.

Tak: Don't you think we stand here right now because we don't hold back with each other?

Tak: But the annoying lapdogs will come sniffing soon.

Hij: Those guys!

Tak: Look offshore.

Tak: I have a ship ready. Come with me if you want to.

Tak: Our methods may differ, but it seems your goal's the same as mine.

Tak: In that case, you should exploit me for all I'm worth.

Tak: Or else you won't be able to keep this thing safe.

Gin: Why, you... Was it back then?

Tak: Well, that's only if you can swim all the way there.

Gin: Takasugi, you bastard!

Shin: A-Amazing.

Kan: Are you done now?

Oki: Now I see how it is.

Oki: But while this may be enough to k*ll Katsura, I don't know about the others!

Kan: Others?

Oki: We didn't call for you guys.

Oki: We need the boss's help in case an enemy we can't take shows up!

Oki: Sakata Gintoki.

Oki: What's wrong?

Oki: Your movements suddenly got sloppy.

Oki: Wait a second.

Oki: Is your father...

Kan: Like hell!

Shin: That's enough!

Shin: I will not let you sully the name of Odd Jobs anymore.

Shin: He... Gin-san...

Shin: He ate so many sweets, he's impo—

Kan: What are you even talking about?!

Kan: I didn't come here to bring Odd Jobs back!

Kan: If that's what you want, try someone else!

Oki: What are you saying?

Oki: If you wanna be hands-off about it, try ripping these hands off by force!

Kan: You don't have to tell me.

Kan: That's my plan!

Oki: Do you really think you can shake me off like that?

Shin: Look, I'll ignore the fact that you're using me as a w*apon!

Shin: Please just hit the target!

Oki: . meters.

Shin: When did the rules change?

Oki: I haven't felt these goosebumps in a long time.

Kan: Huh? What the heck are you talking about?

Oki: I fought your mom like this all the time.

Shin: I don't understand the rules!

Oki: We crossed swords more often than we exchanged words.

Oki: But, at times, swords speak much louder than words!

Shin: Are you even competing anymore?!

Oki: One fight is all I need to see through your lies.

Kan: I don't really get it, but okay.

Shin: No need for the nom nom time!

Oki: Your mom's already here, right?

Oki: I thought she'd show up at once if I hurt her daughter a little.

Oki: But I can't hold back any longer. Don't you care what happens to your daughter?

Kan: Who are you even talking to?!

Oki: Call her.

Oki: "Mom, help me!"

Shin: Kanna-chan!

Oki: Actually, he might be more effective bait than the daughter.

Shin: K-Kanna-chan?

Oki: Wrong.

Oki: Looks like she's finally back...

Oki: That stubborn girl.

Shin: Wait, could it be...

Shin: Something unbalanced showed up!

Oki: Yo.

Oki: Welcome back.

Shin: K-Kanna-chan.

Shin: Are you...

Oki: She never existed in the first place.

Oki: That's not her daughter or her clone.

Oki: It's just her.

Kag: I see you're still the same old jerk.

Kag: Said your prayers yet?

Oki: Prayers for what?

Oki: You haven't changed, either.

Oki: Same lousy follow-through.

Shin: Kagura-chan.

Shin: Or should I call you Kanna-chan instead?

Shin: I don't mind either way.

Shin: Just the fact that you returned to Earth...

Shin: Oh, it wouldn't be a return for Kanna-chan, would it?

Kag: You haven't changed at all, Shinpachi.

Kag: Still needlessly looking out for others.

Kag: I was a fool.

Kag: You don't have to call me Kanna anymore.

Kag: Granny Kagura will do.

Shin: It wasn't Kagura-chan or Kanna-chan!

Kag: I used a bit too much power.

Kag: I'm going to lie down for a bit, Michiko-san.

Kag: Hup.

Shin: Who the hell is Michiko-san?!

Shin: First a little girl, and now an old bag? What's going on with you, Granny Kagura?

Kag: Let's see... I think it was around thirty years ago.

Shin: You haven't lived that long, Granny Kagura!

Kag: Back then, I was a bombshell babe and so popular on Earth,

Kag: I got sick of the attention and left.

Shin: Don't give yourself fake memories, Granny Kagura.

Kag: And so began my journey to turn my beloved dog, Rogers, back to normal.

Shin: Don't forget your beloved dog's name, Granny Kagura!

Kag: But I couldn't find a way to turn Bolognese back to normal.

Shin: Keep the name consistent, Granny Kagura.

Kag: As I went from planet to planet, from one harsh environment to another,

Kag: my body couldn't keep up.

Kag: That's when he appeared in front of me.

G: ZZ? Z, Z?

Shin: Huh? What's this?

G: ZZZZ...

Shin: Who's that? What's he saying?

Kag: ZZZZ? ZZ!

Shin: Oh, you can speak it, too? What language is this, even?

Kag: ZZZZZ, ZZZ.

Kag: Zzzzz...

Shin: Hey, gran. What's that thing coming out of your nose?

Shin: Can I burst it? Will you keep going if I do?

Kag: That's how I ended up with this body.

Shin: You zzz'd through the most important part!

Kag: But all my efforts were in vain.

Kag: In the end, I couldn't change a thing.

Kag: I talked a big game and left Earth, but achieved nothing.

Kag: How was I supposed to come back and face everyone?

Kag: Hey, tell me!

Shin: Not with that face, at least.

Kag: Now that I've rested a bit, I've mostly gone back to normal.

Shin: Your face looks like Baron Ashura's, though!

Shin: Kagura-chan.

Shin: You have nothing to feel bad about.

Shin: You took on our feelings and went on a journey to save Sadaharu.

Shin: Odd Jobs didn't disband because of you.

Shin: Even if you hadn't left, I think he would have...

Oki: Vanished?

Oki: Then maybe the boss really did know all along...

Oki: that he was still alive, too.

Shin: Who do you mean?

G: Boss, you okay?

Tak: Sorry. I kept you waiting.

G: No problem! Anything to help the hero Takasugi Shinsuke!

G: Weigh anchor!

Tak: Hold on.

Tak: There's no way he'd come, huh?

Tak: I guess this is where we part forever.

Tak: Takechi, Matako, forgive me.

Gin: Give it back.

Tak: How did you get here?

Gin: Isn't that obvious?

Gin: Since I can't swim, I just walked.

Tak: Looks like you've seen far more carnage than I have.

Tak: I guess you need to be ready for that if you want to carry something so dangerous.

Tak: Where did you get it?

Gin: I was looking for something else, actually.

Gin: This is just a byproduct I found during the process.

Gin: The famous sweet shop Enshichi's specialty bean-jam mochi.

Tak: Not that!

Gin: What was that for? I'd been saving it to relish the taste!

Gin: Wow, they're yummy even when eaten with my eyes!

Tak: What the hell are you making me steal?

Gin: Huh? Didn't you wanna try them, too?

Gin: Oh, then how about this Kyoto specialty—

Tak: Not that, either!

Gin: How could you tell before seeing it?!

Tak: As if you'd get people like that on your tail over tourist food!

Gin: What if the rest of the sentence had been "Yoshioka Riho covered in yatsuhashi"?

Gin: Can I eat her? Can I eat her along with the yatsuhashi?

Tak: Sure. Get diarrhea and die.

Tak: You've already got it, haven't you?

Tak: Utsuro's...

Tak: Yoshida Shoyo's heart.

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Gin: I found something I needed to do as Shoka Sonjuku's Sakata Gintoki.

Tak: If you wanna save him, go ahead.

Tak: You can do that now.

Title: Silver Soul Arc

Title: Salvation

The path Gintoki walked these past two years,

and the path Takasugi walked these past two years...

They converge into one point.

And their teacher's existence once again...