01x16 - Cactus Kid/Mothers Glove
Posted: 12/10/23 10:01
Announcer:miracle city,
A spicy cesspool of crime
And villainy.
This is the story of
Manny rivera,
Better known as...
[Manny roars]
Manny: el tigre!
Son of the legendary hero...
White pantera!
Grandson of the evil
Supervillain...
Puma loco.
["El tigre" theme plays...]
Crowd: el tigre!
[Sirens wailing]
[Cheering]
El tigre!
[♪...]
[♪...] [Roaring]
[Roaring]
[Roars]
[Roars] crowd: el tigre!
Crowd: el tigre!
Crowd: el tigre! [♪...]
[♪...]
[Sign squeaking]
[Sign squeaking] [spurs jingling]
[Spurs jingling]
Aye, a robbery.
[Register rings]
Good luck, cactus kid.
[Alarm rings]
Teller: ah, bandito.
Have a safe trip.
[Woman screams]
Come back with that cd
Player.
Player. You should steal a newer one.
You should steal a newer one.
Man: hooray for the
Cactus kid.
The biggest little supervillain
San pueblito has ever had.
[All cheering]
Everybody...
Y'all are the best.
Now hand over your loot.
[Cheering]
Oh, mama, papa...
[Sniffles] I'm gonna make you
Proud...
I'm gonna make you all proud.
In miracle city, where the
Supervillain is king.
[Townspeople cheering]
Granpapi: please...
You promise today we steal the
Lion from the zoo.
Sorry.
Today's the day the market
Dumps all its expired food.
Come on.
We're gonna miss the melons.
Granpapi: you losing focus.
I try helping you be great
Supervillain, and you only have
Time for hero stuff.
What hero stuff?
We're gonna throw rotten food.
Ah, you see?
A supervillain would throw
Fresh food.
Fresh food. Is more wasteful.
Is more wasteful.
[Hubcap rattles]
[Deep inhale]
Golly, what's that smell?
Bandito: a spicy cesspool.
I love it.
Miracle city,
Miracle city, I'm a-gonna make you mine.
I'm a-gonna make you mine.
Give me your money or I'll
Fill you so full of needles
You'll have to date porcupines.
I'm gonna date?
Hey, back of the line,
Tenderfoot.
[Growls]
[expl*si*n]
Ok, "mangs".
Let's go sew some counterfeit
Money.
Howdy, I'm new in town
But I'm...
[Laughing]
You gots a cactus on your
You gots a cactus on your heads, mang.
Heads, mang.
Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Ha-ha, cactus, mangs...
[Laughing]
Oh, why doesn't manny want to
Be a supervillian?
Hands up, old man...
Ow, it hurts my face
When you hit it.
Sorry, I thought you were
A supervillain trying to steal
My stealings.
But... [Sniffles]
I am a supervillain.
[Laughing]
[Bawling]
Ay, I no can stand to see the
Childrens cry.
[Sobbing]
...better.
[Manny and frida laughing]
Stale muffin.
Rancid pork.
Expired chili.
Expired chili. Hey, no canned goods.
Hey, no canned goods.
Cactus kid: [muffled]:
Hey, come on.
I'm gonna be famous.
I'm gonna be famous. Let me out, come on.
Let me out, come on.
Yes, is perfect.
I use new villain boy to make
Manny jealous.
Make him see what he's missing
On the side of evil.
[Laughing]
Why are you talking
To yourself?
Because I old.
Is what we do.
Frida, my friend, there is
Truly no expiration date for
Awesomeness.
Yeah.
Granpapi: good,
Now double time.
And wallet grab, wallet grab.
Now slap the monkey,
Slap the monkey.
Ah, manny.
I want you to meet my new evil
Apprentice, the cactus boy.
The cactus kid.
Who told you to stop
Monkey slapping?
New apprentice?
Yes, apprentice.
You know, somebody I can share
My experience, train in the
Ways of supervillaining,
Sometimes steal an ice cream
Cone together.
But, that's the stuff you
And me do.
Yes, but you too busy
For evil.
If you no wanna be
Supervillain, I get this new
One for take your place.
Go on, show them your mighty
Power.
Ha-ha, eh...
What is you mighty power?
Just a little something
Just a little something called... Cactus control.
Called... Cactus control.
You make cactuses droop?
And I also make them dance.
Wow, that's really...
Observable.
Um... Are you trying to make
Me jealous here?
'Cause it's really not...
What?
I?
I? Is ridiculous.
Is ridiculous.
I fully believe cactus boy is
The glorious future of
Supervillaining.
Now come, cactus b... Kid.
Is time for do evil.
[Snickers] oh, man,
[Snickers] oh, man, we gotta see this.
We gotta see this.
[expl*si*n]
[expl*si*n] [alarm sounds]
[Alarm sounds]
[Sounds of fighting]
[Both laughing]
[Both laughing] [expl*si*n]
[expl*si*n]
[Laughing]
[Glass breaks]
[Alarm sounds]
Whoa...
[Siren blares]
[Laughing]
[Lion roars]
[Laughing]
[Lion roars]
[Heavy sigh]
I remember when he
Used to use me as bait
Huh?
Dude, you are not jealous of
The guy who makes cactuses bend.
No, but I really haven't been
Hangin' out with granpapi much
Lately.
I gotta go apologize.
Apologize?
This calls for action.
You have an idea?
Maybe...
Ok, no.
Wait, got one.
Ok, today you learn
How not to get hit by bricks.
[Gasps]
Oh, hey granpapi.
I figured since the cactus kid
Is gonna be the "famousest"
Supervillain ever, he deserves
Some fun time with the
Legendary el tigre.
We're gonna cheat at darts
And enter an illegal street race
And rob the old folks' home.
Say, isn't that all
Stuff you like to do with manny?
Doesn't that make you...
I don't know... Jealous?
Jealous?
Why I be jealous?
So he turn a table on me.
Is all fair in love and...
[Growls]
Is like you rip my heart out
And feed it to the donkeys!
If you can't take the
Heat, don't add the chiles.
How you dare?
Is "disrespecty".
Well, I learned if from you.
[Sounds of fighting]
Huh, in my head there was
More hugging.
What are you so mad about?
You're the one who started
All this.
I start it?
You the one don't want to do
Evil no more.
So you replaced me with some
Geeky wannabe supervillain kid?
Bah, I just using him.
That goofy ball never going to
That goofy ball never going to be a real villain.
Be a real villain.
Harsh...
Uh, I'm... I'm a joke to you?
A patsy?
You made a fool of
The cactus kid.
The cactus kid. Now you will pay.
Now you will pay.
Sufferin' saguaros.
Sufferin' saguaros. Now that is cactus power.
Now that is cactus power.
[Roars]
[Cactus kid cackles]
So, riveras.
Who's a real supervillain now?
Who's a real supervillain now? Both: you.
Both: you.
The kid got game.
Get ready for some
Cactus "paybacktus".
Stay back, manny.
This is job for man in metal
Suit.
...aye.
I got no control crazy hands.
I got no control crazy hands. Nobody hugs my granpapi.
Nobody hugs my granpapi.
Ooh.
[Panting]
Whoo, dude, you guys have
Whoo, dude, you guys have a ton of stair...
A ton of stair...
Y'all are gonna learn the
Hard way that nobody messes
With the cactus kid.
Now say your good-byes, riveras.
I sorry I get mad, manny.
Even if you going to be hero
Instead of evil,
You still my grandson.
I'm sorry, too.
But don't worry, I'm pretty
Sure a real hero would never
End a fight with a low-down,
Dirty move like this.
[Roars]
Hi-yah!
Hi-yah! [Audible struggle throughout]
[Audible struggle throughout]
[Audible struggle throughout] hi-yah!
Hi-yah!
Never I see such
Never I see such unspeakable badness.
Unspeakable badness.
I... [Gasps] so proud.
I learned that from you,
Granpapi.
Cactus kid: I'd like to go
Cactus kid: I'd like to go to jail now, please.
To jail now, please.
So, who up for some stealing?
Me.
I could use some new socks.
Cactus kid: y'all done made
My dream come true.
Every real supervillain needs
An arch-nemesis.
And today, I swear my revenge
Against the rivera family.
I was just walking home
From work.
Ok, good-bye.
Cactus "paybacktus".
[Siren blares]
"Mama, papa, I did it.
Your boy done good.
Your boy done good. Really good."
Really good."
Really good." [♪...]
[♪...]
[Birds chirping]
[Wind blows]
Manny: people just don't know
How to siesta anymore.
[Yawns]
Frida: we must keep the
Ancient art of napping alive.
[Yawning]: like sleep ninjas.
["Turkey in the straw" plays]
["Turkey in the straw" plays] it'srobasuraday.
It'srobasuraday.
It'srobasuraday. [Bell dings]
[Bell dings]
[Bell dings] [children cheering...]
[Children cheering...]
Children: shred it, shred it.
Shred it.
Shred it. Eh.
Eh.
[Cheering]
We gotta get something to
Shred, quick.
Where can we find garbage?
Where can we find garbage? Both: the attic
Both: the attic
Irreplaceable
Family heirloom?
Manny: garbage.
Granpapi's liver medication?
Garbage.
Big sack of money?
Ha-ha, garbage.
Dude, big locked box.
Manny: "warning."
"Danger."
"Do not open."
Wow, it's like an us trap.
Wait, maybe your dad planted
It here.
Yeah, to test us.
I fail.
I fail. Me too.
Me too.
Me too. Ahem, allow me.
Ahem, allow me.
Both: whoa...
Whose glove is this?
[Startled shout]
[Creaks open]
[Spring "boings"]
[Spring "boings"] frida: follow that glove.
Frida: follow that glove.
Frida: follow that glove. ...ooh, there it goes, come on.
...ooh, there it goes, come on.
...ooh, there it goes, come on. [Crash]
[Crash]
[Crash] you, how did you find me?
You, how did you find me?
No, I had to lock you up.
I... Manny.
I was just finding a book for
This mystical glove of power
That I've never seen before.
What glove? There's no glove.
You must be imagining there's
A glove that I've never seen.
[Laughing]
No, I swore I would never put
You on again.
Mom, what's going on?
There's something you
Don't know about me.
Something shocking.
Ah, nothing shocks me.
I was once... A superhero.
[Babbling]: guh-bluh
Huzzle floygin?
[Glass shatters]
I was in college.
Man: look out.
Maria: I went to this party,
And someone had brought some
Mystical objects of power,
And i... Tried one on.
Things were crazy back then.
Things were crazy back then. It was a different time.
It was a different time.
[Electrical buzzing]
[expl*si*n]
...i was known as
Plata peligrosa.
At first it was fun-
At first it was fun- saving people, thwarting evil.
Saving people, thwarting evil.
But then...
Then...
Then... [Panting]
[Panting]
[Hyperventilating]
[Hyperventilating] here we go.
Here we go.
Mom, this is great.
We can do stuff together, use
Our powers for good... Or evil.
Whatever, I'm easy.
[Pops]
No, manny... Never.
I gave up my powers because
I couldn't handle the danger.
Now lock that glove back up and
Now lock that glove back up and let us never speak of it again.
Let us never speak of it again.
This is awesome.
If we can get my mom to put
That glove on...
You'll have a parent
Who's a superhero.
Who's a superhero. How cool would that be?
How cool would that be?
Not only will we get to
See mom kick bad guy booty,
But maybe she won't freak out
So much when I use my powers.
[Giggles]: you said,
"Booty-butt."
This is the chance of
A lifetime.
Plata peligrosa will fight
Plata peligrosa will fight again.
Again.
Hey, mom.
We just wanted to see if you
Wanted to...
Uh, go play catch?
Need a glove?
Or you can just cheer us on.
We're number one... Heh-heh.
Everybody loves an oven mitt.
Me llamo senorhand puppet.
Boxing glove.
Say adios to dishpan hands.
Manny, I told you to lock
That glove up.
Yeah, but [gasps]... A novel
In the reference section.
Where?
[Gasps]
[Gasps] manny, what have you done?
Manny, what have you done?
Manny, what have you done? [expl*si*n]
[expl*si*n]
Mom, I'm sorry, I didn't...
Plata peligrosa!
Whoa.
Old feelings returning.
Power coursing through veins.
Costume chafing slightly.
But you're ok?
Yes.
And you are a very bad boy.
Your punishment is...
To come fight some bad guys
With me.
Cool.
Evildoers, beware
The mighty fist of...
Plata peligrosa.
And the claws of...
[Roars]
[Roars] el tigre.
El tigre.
Frida: wait up.
Frida: wait up. ["La cucaracha" plays...]
["La cucaracha" plays...]
That was awesome, mom.
Whoo, I'm so used to you
Being all "hyperventilatey" and
Junk, but now you're...
Junk, but now you're... [High-pitched w*r cry]
[High-pitched w*r cry]
[High-pitched w*r cry] [w*r cry continues]
[w*r cry continues]
Ok, then.
Uh, mom?
Maybe we should call it a day.
Yeah, you must be tired
From all that being crazy.
No!
We need more bad guys,
More action, more danger.
Plata peligrosa!
Mom, wait.
She seems a little...
Bonkers? Cuckoo?
Crackers? Loco?
It's not that bad.
I mean, it's not like she's
I mean, it's not like she's totallyout of control.
Totallyout of control.
[Cackles] come on out.
I'll fight you all at once.
I'll fight you all at once. You were saying?
You were saying?
Uh, hey, mom, what ya doing?
Picking a fight with
These villainous weaklings.
You'll pay for that, mang.
I'll crush you.
Oh, my feelings.
[Sobbing]
This is nuts.
I thought you quit superheroing
Because you couldn't handle the
Danger.
I couldn't handle how much
Ilovedthe danger.
I was afraid it would become an
Obsession, but now I know that
I am perfectly in control.
[Deranged cackle]
For a hero, she gots
A good evil laugh, mang.
Mom, this has to stop
You've been spending too much
Time with that evil granpapi
Of yours.
Your father would never back
Down from a fight with villains.
He also wouldn't have
Busted them out of jail.
You... You're right,mijo.
I've got it all wrong.
It's ok, you were...
Why bother withthese
Villains?
I should be fighting the fiend
Who masterminded their escape.
Um, wouldn't that be... You?
Exactly.
Plata peligrosa.
Beware the mighty fist of...
Plata peligrosa!
[Struggling/grunting]
[Growling]
Villains: get up.
Let you have it.
[Laughing]
[Shouts]
[Sounds of fighting]
Stick and move, mang,
Stick and move.
Stop hitting my mom... Mom.
Only a villain would help
A villain like me.
I will make you pay.
[Spitting]
She's doing what now?
No, mom, you don't mean it.
That's the glove talking.
That's the glove talking. Manny...run.
Manny...run.
Manny...run. [Villains laughing]
[Villains laughing]
[Robasuramusic plays]
All:robasura.
All:robasura. Mom, duck.
Mom, duck.
All: aww.
Mang.
Mom, are you ok?
I'm... I'm all right.
This is all my fault.
I never should have put that
Glove on you.
Oh,mijo.
And I never should have tried
To crush you into a mangled,
Jelly-like wad of gore.
Jelly-like wad of gore. [Gags]
[Gags]
We need to get you
Out of here, mom.
It's too dangerous.
Yes, of course.
Oh, my, what a day we had...
With the fighting...
And the hurting and the...
[Hyperventilating]
Frida: ok, let's go find you
A nice quiet paper bag to
Breathe into.
[Growling]
[All growling]
Uh... [Giggles].
Obviously, this has all been
A huge mistake, so if you guys
Would just go back to jail, i...
Would just go back to jail, i... [Sounds of fighting]
[Sounds of fighting]
[Sounds of fighting] I got it handled, mom.
I got it handled, mom.
I got it handled, mom. ["El tigre" theme plays]
["El tigre" theme plays]
[Kids cheering]
El tigre: guh-bluh
El tigre: guh-bluh huzzle floygin?
A spicy cesspool of crime
And villainy.
This is the story of
Manny rivera,
Better known as...
[Manny roars]
Manny: el tigre!
Son of the legendary hero...
White pantera!
Grandson of the evil
Supervillain...
Puma loco.
["El tigre" theme plays...]
Crowd: el tigre!
[Sirens wailing]
[Cheering]
El tigre!
[♪...]
[♪...] [Roaring]
[Roaring]
[Roars]
[Roars] crowd: el tigre!
Crowd: el tigre!
Crowd: el tigre! [♪...]
[♪...]
[Sign squeaking]
[Sign squeaking] [spurs jingling]
[Spurs jingling]
Aye, a robbery.
[Register rings]
Good luck, cactus kid.
[Alarm rings]
Teller: ah, bandito.
Have a safe trip.
[Woman screams]
Come back with that cd
Player.
Player. You should steal a newer one.
You should steal a newer one.
Man: hooray for the
Cactus kid.
The biggest little supervillain
San pueblito has ever had.
[All cheering]
Everybody...
Y'all are the best.
Now hand over your loot.
[Cheering]
Oh, mama, papa...
[Sniffles] I'm gonna make you
Proud...
I'm gonna make you all proud.
In miracle city, where the
Supervillain is king.
[Townspeople cheering]
Granpapi: please...
You promise today we steal the
Lion from the zoo.
Sorry.
Today's the day the market
Dumps all its expired food.
Come on.
We're gonna miss the melons.
Granpapi: you losing focus.
I try helping you be great
Supervillain, and you only have
Time for hero stuff.
What hero stuff?
We're gonna throw rotten food.
Ah, you see?
A supervillain would throw
Fresh food.
Fresh food. Is more wasteful.
Is more wasteful.
[Hubcap rattles]
[Deep inhale]
Golly, what's that smell?
Bandito: a spicy cesspool.
I love it.
Miracle city,
Miracle city, I'm a-gonna make you mine.
I'm a-gonna make you mine.
Give me your money or I'll
Fill you so full of needles
You'll have to date porcupines.
I'm gonna date?
Hey, back of the line,
Tenderfoot.
[Growls]
[expl*si*n]
Ok, "mangs".
Let's go sew some counterfeit
Money.
Howdy, I'm new in town
But I'm...
[Laughing]
You gots a cactus on your
You gots a cactus on your heads, mang.
Heads, mang.
Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Ha-ha, cactus, mangs...
[Laughing]
Oh, why doesn't manny want to
Be a supervillian?
Hands up, old man...
Ow, it hurts my face
When you hit it.
Sorry, I thought you were
A supervillain trying to steal
My stealings.
But... [Sniffles]
I am a supervillain.
[Laughing]
[Bawling]
Ay, I no can stand to see the
Childrens cry.
[Sobbing]
...better.
[Manny and frida laughing]
Stale muffin.
Rancid pork.
Expired chili.
Expired chili. Hey, no canned goods.
Hey, no canned goods.
Cactus kid: [muffled]:
Hey, come on.
I'm gonna be famous.
I'm gonna be famous. Let me out, come on.
Let me out, come on.
Yes, is perfect.
I use new villain boy to make
Manny jealous.
Make him see what he's missing
On the side of evil.
[Laughing]
Why are you talking
To yourself?
Because I old.
Is what we do.
Frida, my friend, there is
Truly no expiration date for
Awesomeness.
Yeah.
Granpapi: good,
Now double time.
And wallet grab, wallet grab.
Now slap the monkey,
Slap the monkey.
Ah, manny.
I want you to meet my new evil
Apprentice, the cactus boy.
The cactus kid.
Who told you to stop
Monkey slapping?
New apprentice?
Yes, apprentice.
You know, somebody I can share
My experience, train in the
Ways of supervillaining,
Sometimes steal an ice cream
Cone together.
But, that's the stuff you
And me do.
Yes, but you too busy
For evil.
If you no wanna be
Supervillain, I get this new
One for take your place.
Go on, show them your mighty
Power.
Ha-ha, eh...
What is you mighty power?
Just a little something
Just a little something called... Cactus control.
Called... Cactus control.
You make cactuses droop?
And I also make them dance.
Wow, that's really...
Observable.
Um... Are you trying to make
Me jealous here?
'Cause it's really not...
What?
I?
I? Is ridiculous.
Is ridiculous.
I fully believe cactus boy is
The glorious future of
Supervillaining.
Now come, cactus b... Kid.
Is time for do evil.
[Snickers] oh, man,
[Snickers] oh, man, we gotta see this.
We gotta see this.
[expl*si*n]
[expl*si*n] [alarm sounds]
[Alarm sounds]
[Sounds of fighting]
[Both laughing]
[Both laughing] [expl*si*n]
[expl*si*n]
[Laughing]
[Glass breaks]
[Alarm sounds]
Whoa...
[Siren blares]
[Laughing]
[Lion roars]
[Laughing]
[Lion roars]
[Heavy sigh]
I remember when he
Used to use me as bait
Huh?
Dude, you are not jealous of
The guy who makes cactuses bend.
No, but I really haven't been
Hangin' out with granpapi much
Lately.
I gotta go apologize.
Apologize?
This calls for action.
You have an idea?
Maybe...
Ok, no.
Wait, got one.
Ok, today you learn
How not to get hit by bricks.
[Gasps]
Oh, hey granpapi.
I figured since the cactus kid
Is gonna be the "famousest"
Supervillain ever, he deserves
Some fun time with the
Legendary el tigre.
We're gonna cheat at darts
And enter an illegal street race
And rob the old folks' home.
Say, isn't that all
Stuff you like to do with manny?
Doesn't that make you...
I don't know... Jealous?
Jealous?
Why I be jealous?
So he turn a table on me.
Is all fair in love and...
[Growls]
Is like you rip my heart out
And feed it to the donkeys!
If you can't take the
Heat, don't add the chiles.
How you dare?
Is "disrespecty".
Well, I learned if from you.
[Sounds of fighting]
Huh, in my head there was
More hugging.
What are you so mad about?
You're the one who started
All this.
I start it?
You the one don't want to do
Evil no more.
So you replaced me with some
Geeky wannabe supervillain kid?
Bah, I just using him.
That goofy ball never going to
That goofy ball never going to be a real villain.
Be a real villain.
Harsh...
Uh, I'm... I'm a joke to you?
A patsy?
You made a fool of
The cactus kid.
The cactus kid. Now you will pay.
Now you will pay.
Sufferin' saguaros.
Sufferin' saguaros. Now that is cactus power.
Now that is cactus power.
[Roars]
[Cactus kid cackles]
So, riveras.
Who's a real supervillain now?
Who's a real supervillain now? Both: you.
Both: you.
The kid got game.
Get ready for some
Cactus "paybacktus".
Stay back, manny.
This is job for man in metal
Suit.
...aye.
I got no control crazy hands.
I got no control crazy hands. Nobody hugs my granpapi.
Nobody hugs my granpapi.
Ooh.
[Panting]
Whoo, dude, you guys have
Whoo, dude, you guys have a ton of stair...
A ton of stair...
Y'all are gonna learn the
Hard way that nobody messes
With the cactus kid.
Now say your good-byes, riveras.
I sorry I get mad, manny.
Even if you going to be hero
Instead of evil,
You still my grandson.
I'm sorry, too.
But don't worry, I'm pretty
Sure a real hero would never
End a fight with a low-down,
Dirty move like this.
[Roars]
Hi-yah!
Hi-yah! [Audible struggle throughout]
[Audible struggle throughout]
[Audible struggle throughout] hi-yah!
Hi-yah!
Never I see such
Never I see such unspeakable badness.
Unspeakable badness.
I... [Gasps] so proud.
I learned that from you,
Granpapi.
Cactus kid: I'd like to go
Cactus kid: I'd like to go to jail now, please.
To jail now, please.
So, who up for some stealing?
Me.
I could use some new socks.
Cactus kid: y'all done made
My dream come true.
Every real supervillain needs
An arch-nemesis.
And today, I swear my revenge
Against the rivera family.
I was just walking home
From work.
Ok, good-bye.
Cactus "paybacktus".
[Siren blares]
"Mama, papa, I did it.
Your boy done good.
Your boy done good. Really good."
Really good."
Really good." [♪...]
[♪...]
[Birds chirping]
[Wind blows]
Manny: people just don't know
How to siesta anymore.
[Yawns]
Frida: we must keep the
Ancient art of napping alive.
[Yawning]: like sleep ninjas.
["Turkey in the straw" plays]
["Turkey in the straw" plays] it'srobasuraday.
It'srobasuraday.
It'srobasuraday. [Bell dings]
[Bell dings]
[Bell dings] [children cheering...]
[Children cheering...]
Children: shred it, shred it.
Shred it.
Shred it. Eh.
Eh.
[Cheering]
We gotta get something to
Shred, quick.
Where can we find garbage?
Where can we find garbage? Both: the attic
Both: the attic
Irreplaceable
Family heirloom?
Manny: garbage.
Granpapi's liver medication?
Garbage.
Big sack of money?
Ha-ha, garbage.
Dude, big locked box.
Manny: "warning."
"Danger."
"Do not open."
Wow, it's like an us trap.
Wait, maybe your dad planted
It here.
Yeah, to test us.
I fail.
I fail. Me too.
Me too.
Me too. Ahem, allow me.
Ahem, allow me.
Both: whoa...
Whose glove is this?
[Startled shout]
[Creaks open]
[Spring "boings"]
[Spring "boings"] frida: follow that glove.
Frida: follow that glove.
Frida: follow that glove. ...ooh, there it goes, come on.
...ooh, there it goes, come on.
...ooh, there it goes, come on. [Crash]
[Crash]
[Crash] you, how did you find me?
You, how did you find me?
No, I had to lock you up.
I... Manny.
I was just finding a book for
This mystical glove of power
That I've never seen before.
What glove? There's no glove.
You must be imagining there's
A glove that I've never seen.
[Laughing]
No, I swore I would never put
You on again.
Mom, what's going on?
There's something you
Don't know about me.
Something shocking.
Ah, nothing shocks me.
I was once... A superhero.
[Babbling]: guh-bluh
Huzzle floygin?
[Glass shatters]
I was in college.
Man: look out.
Maria: I went to this party,
And someone had brought some
Mystical objects of power,
And i... Tried one on.
Things were crazy back then.
Things were crazy back then. It was a different time.
It was a different time.
[Electrical buzzing]
[expl*si*n]
...i was known as
Plata peligrosa.
At first it was fun-
At first it was fun- saving people, thwarting evil.
Saving people, thwarting evil.
But then...
Then...
Then... [Panting]
[Panting]
[Hyperventilating]
[Hyperventilating] here we go.
Here we go.
Mom, this is great.
We can do stuff together, use
Our powers for good... Or evil.
Whatever, I'm easy.
[Pops]
No, manny... Never.
I gave up my powers because
I couldn't handle the danger.
Now lock that glove back up and
Now lock that glove back up and let us never speak of it again.
Let us never speak of it again.
This is awesome.
If we can get my mom to put
That glove on...
You'll have a parent
Who's a superhero.
Who's a superhero. How cool would that be?
How cool would that be?
Not only will we get to
See mom kick bad guy booty,
But maybe she won't freak out
So much when I use my powers.
[Giggles]: you said,
"Booty-butt."
This is the chance of
A lifetime.
Plata peligrosa will fight
Plata peligrosa will fight again.
Again.
Hey, mom.
We just wanted to see if you
Wanted to...
Uh, go play catch?
Need a glove?
Or you can just cheer us on.
We're number one... Heh-heh.
Everybody loves an oven mitt.
Me llamo senorhand puppet.
Boxing glove.
Say adios to dishpan hands.
Manny, I told you to lock
That glove up.
Yeah, but [gasps]... A novel
In the reference section.
Where?
[Gasps]
[Gasps] manny, what have you done?
Manny, what have you done?
Manny, what have you done? [expl*si*n]
[expl*si*n]
Mom, I'm sorry, I didn't...
Plata peligrosa!
Whoa.
Old feelings returning.
Power coursing through veins.
Costume chafing slightly.
But you're ok?
Yes.
And you are a very bad boy.
Your punishment is...
To come fight some bad guys
With me.
Cool.
Evildoers, beware
The mighty fist of...
Plata peligrosa.
And the claws of...
[Roars]
[Roars] el tigre.
El tigre.
Frida: wait up.
Frida: wait up. ["La cucaracha" plays...]
["La cucaracha" plays...]
That was awesome, mom.
Whoo, I'm so used to you
Being all "hyperventilatey" and
Junk, but now you're...
Junk, but now you're... [High-pitched w*r cry]
[High-pitched w*r cry]
[High-pitched w*r cry] [w*r cry continues]
[w*r cry continues]
Ok, then.
Uh, mom?
Maybe we should call it a day.
Yeah, you must be tired
From all that being crazy.
No!
We need more bad guys,
More action, more danger.
Plata peligrosa!
Mom, wait.
She seems a little...
Bonkers? Cuckoo?
Crackers? Loco?
It's not that bad.
I mean, it's not like she's
I mean, it's not like she's totallyout of control.
Totallyout of control.
[Cackles] come on out.
I'll fight you all at once.
I'll fight you all at once. You were saying?
You were saying?
Uh, hey, mom, what ya doing?
Picking a fight with
These villainous weaklings.
You'll pay for that, mang.
I'll crush you.
Oh, my feelings.
[Sobbing]
This is nuts.
I thought you quit superheroing
Because you couldn't handle the
Danger.
I couldn't handle how much
Ilovedthe danger.
I was afraid it would become an
Obsession, but now I know that
I am perfectly in control.
[Deranged cackle]
For a hero, she gots
A good evil laugh, mang.
Mom, this has to stop
You've been spending too much
Time with that evil granpapi
Of yours.
Your father would never back
Down from a fight with villains.
He also wouldn't have
Busted them out of jail.
You... You're right,mijo.
I've got it all wrong.
It's ok, you were...
Why bother withthese
Villains?
I should be fighting the fiend
Who masterminded their escape.
Um, wouldn't that be... You?
Exactly.
Plata peligrosa.
Beware the mighty fist of...
Plata peligrosa!
[Struggling/grunting]
[Growling]
Villains: get up.
Let you have it.
[Laughing]
[Shouts]
[Sounds of fighting]
Stick and move, mang,
Stick and move.
Stop hitting my mom... Mom.
Only a villain would help
A villain like me.
I will make you pay.
[Spitting]
She's doing what now?
No, mom, you don't mean it.
That's the glove talking.
That's the glove talking. Manny...run.
Manny...run.
Manny...run. [Villains laughing]
[Villains laughing]
[Robasuramusic plays]
All:robasura.
All:robasura. Mom, duck.
Mom, duck.
All: aww.
Mang.
Mom, are you ok?
I'm... I'm all right.
This is all my fault.
I never should have put that
Glove on you.
Oh,mijo.
And I never should have tried
To crush you into a mangled,
Jelly-like wad of gore.
Jelly-like wad of gore. [Gags]
[Gags]
We need to get you
Out of here, mom.
It's too dangerous.
Yes, of course.
Oh, my, what a day we had...
With the fighting...
And the hurting and the...
[Hyperventilating]
Frida: ok, let's go find you
A nice quiet paper bag to
Breathe into.
[Growling]
[All growling]
Uh... [Giggles].
Obviously, this has all been
A huge mistake, so if you guys
Would just go back to jail, i...
Would just go back to jail, i... [Sounds of fighting]
[Sounds of fighting]
[Sounds of fighting] I got it handled, mom.
I got it handled, mom.
I got it handled, mom. ["El tigre" theme plays]
["El tigre" theme plays]
[Kids cheering]
El tigre: guh-bluh
El tigre: guh-bluh huzzle floygin?