02x07 - Hut Sut Raw/Kiss Me, I'm Foreign
Posted: 12/11/23 17:31
(Buzzing )
(Rattling )
♪ Rocko's modern life
Rocko's modern life.
♪ Rocko's modern life
Rocko's modern life.
(Whistling and buzzing )
(Splat! )
(Screaming )
♪ Rocko's modern life.
Rocko's modern life.
That was a hoot!
Rocko: ♪ hut sut raw...
(Humming )
Now, where's me flashlight?
(Sniffing )
Give me that.
(Electrical hum )
(Crash )
Ah, yes, can't forget me new fish-o-matic.
This'll be great.
(Whimpers )
(Growls )
(Rocko shrieking )
Knock, knock.
(Rocko shrieking )
I'm ready for our camping adventure.
Whoa, whoa...
(Crash )
Oop, i, I'm okay.
Hi, guys, I'm all set.
(Crash )
Got all the essentials.
Marshmallows, potato chips, pasture puffies, cheese...
Where's your sleeping bag?
What, there's no beds?
Ah, the great outdoors.
Smell that mountain air, boys.
(Inhales deeply ) mmm.
Actually, that's my pine air freshener for the tent.
All: ♪ hut sut raw, and so on, and so on... ♪
(Tires screech )
Rocko: this is it?
Heffer: cool.
Park it.
And here we see the mighty redwood tree.
Oh, fred, isn't it lovely?
Dang.
Okay, boys, let's go camping.
This is a leaf from some kind of tree.
Hold it, I got to get a shot of that.
And this is an actual rock.
They are found in dirt...
Much like the kind around here.
Imagine.
Oh, I just love nature.
(Engine starts )
(Horn blows )
(Crash )
(Screaming )
Man on t.v.: A short yardage...
This is the lightweights' camp--
Sissies, tourists, couch potatoes.
Great, so we can drop our stuff here?
No, we're not any of those things.
I think I'm getting a rash
From this pack.
Come on.
Man: experience the great outdoors
In nature-o-rama...
This way, guys.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm dying.
(Chomping noisily )
(Amazed ): ooh...
(Delighted ): oh...
(Dejected ): oh...
Hermetically sealed nourishment.
And food.
Are you done yet?
Yeah, I guess so, I'm out of quarters.
Filburt.
(Toilet flushes )
I'm feeling very refreshed.
Look, this isn't camping.
It's more like walking around in a mall.
We're supposed to rough it.
So what do we do?
I say we get off this sidewalk
And head for the hills.
(Birds chirping )
Hey, rock, where are we going?
To a big lake.
Right here.
(All panting )
Filburt: I shouldn't be straining this.
Look.
All: wow.
We're camping here.
(Groans )
Oh, my dogs.
(Creaking )
(Pop )
Ahh.
(Sniffs )
(Bell tolls )
(Groans )
(Sniffs )
(Lamb bleats )
(Screaming )
Why did I say I would put up the tent?
This is the hardest job, I'm so stupid.
I will go and fetch some water.
(Croaks )
(Burps )
(Buzzing )
I'll always love you, baby.
Ick, this water is disgusting.
(Horn honks )
(Horn honks )
(Crashes )
Did you get water?
We can't drink that water.
Why not?
Fish are dating in it.
(Rattling )
Whoa, I did it.
Now to put these stakes in.
(Wind blowing )
Hey, I wanted to sleep
Under the stars anyway.
I'm starving, you want anything, filburt?
(Coughing, bugs buzzing )
No, thank you.
(Filburt coughing, bugs buzzing )
(Burps )
(Gasps )
My food!
You are such a glutton.
(Farts )
We're going to starve!
Hey, I've got freeze-dried food.
(Wind blows )
(Laughs nervously )
(b*llet ricocheting )
(Tires skidding )
No worries, guys
We'll get our food like real outdoorsmen
With my trusty...
Fish-o-matic.
Watch closely as I catch us a succulent fish dinner.
All this water
Makes me have to go.
Where's the bathroom?
Euw...
How unsanitary.
I'll hold it.
(Groans )
No food, no tent...
Maybe we should head back.
This way.
All (slowly ): ♪ hut sut raw....
Heffer: ♪ slippin' on... Weasels.
These rocks look awfully familiar.
All: ♪ hut sut raw, slipping on weasels... ♪
(Jungle animals screeching )
(Wolf howling )
Filburt: hey, rocko...
I think we're lost.
Rocko: okay, maybe we are lost.
We're all going to die!
I'm hungry.
I'm starving.
My back teeth are floating.
We'd better split up
And look for food.
Heffer: ♪ hut sut raw!
(Humming )
Wugh!
Hmm.
Hmm.
(Growls )
Um, excuse me, mr. Ape
Where did you find that banana?
Can I have some of your banana?
(Branch cracking )
Look, monkey boy, I want that banana.
Rocko, look what I got.
Let's eat.
Heff, those are rocks.
Rocks? I thought it was bread.
Really stale bread.
What happened to you?
Monkey bites.
(Owl hooting, crickets chirping )
Oh, I'm so hungry.
(Wolf howls )
This trip is a disaster.
What else could go wrong?
I'd k*ll for a clean toilet.
Did you guys hear something?
(Growling, wolves howling, owl hooting )
(Rooster crowing, birds chirping )
♪ Hut sut raw
♪ Hut sut raw...
(Rocko babbling )
(Woozily ): and so good for you.
Beef, real food.
(Bell rings )
Man: order up.
Back off, man, I saw him first.
Don't make me use this, cow.
(Heff and filburt snarl )
Boys, boys, get a grip.
We're friends, remember?
And friends don't eat each other.
Right, heff? Fil?
(Both gnawing )
There, there, it'll be all right.
I'm still hungry.
Here, buddy, eat me.
I hope I'm good.
(Crashing )
Well?
(Gasps )
It's raining steaks.
We're saved!
That's the last of 'em.
(Tires screech )
(Growling )
Where do you suppose these steaks came from?
Maybe they're somebody else's.
(Rustling )
They ate our steaks.
Let's get 'em, boys.
All: shrew!
Ow, ow, ow...
(Shrews snarling )
(Crickets chirping )
Now,this is good eating.
(Toilet flushes )
I'm a happy camper now.
This sure beats getting chased by shrews.
Rocko: how about a campfire song, eh, boys?
All: ♪ hut sut raw, biting on a monkey ♪
♪ And so on, so on, so on
♪ Hut sut raw
♪ And so on, so on, so on...
Have squirrels taken up illegal residence
In your secret places?
Say nuts to filthy rodents with "squirrel away"
The most effective de-squirreling device on earth.
Oh, look, the house before we fixed it up.
We were so lucky
To find a place like this.
(Thudding )
And, so I says to 'em
Rock 'em, sock 'em.
(Laughing )
Mmm, well, filburt
I have surgery in the morning.
All right, doctor.
(Laughing )
Good night.
(Man laughing )
According to my papers
I'm to arrange your deportation
Effective immediately.
It's a mistake.
I'm in this country legally.
Ah, nope, I got your file right here, and...
That's you...
So you got one week left.
Case dismissed.
(Laughing )
(Continues laughing )
(Tires screech )
All: surprise!
Heffer: hey, hey, rock...
(Heffer running )
Congratulations.
We're all so proud of you, dear.
You... You want me to be deported?
Don't you?
No, i, I want to stay here.
With all of you.
(Clears throat )
Um, what do you mean by "here"?
Yeah, where are you going?
(Door bell rings )
Um, hi, department of immigration.
(Giggling ): remember?
Yes.
(Giggling ): we made a mistake.
A mistake?
Well, you don't have to leave in a week.
I don't?
No...
You have to leave now!
(Laughing )
(Jet engine humming )
(Giggling )
(Sadly ): well, I guess this is good-bye.
Good-bye, rocko.
Wait, you're not going anywhere.
Oh, I'm afraid he is, mr. Cow.
(Giggling )
No, he isn't...
Because...
Our rocko here is going to be...
Married.
(Giggling )
Married?
Fantastic.
Wait a minute, who's the girl?
Hmm... He is.
Uh, she is.
She is
Aren't you, filburta?
Call me... Ophelia.
But... Oop.
Charmed.
You and her?
That's the best.
And what a lovely young lady.
You mean I can stay in the country?
The government wouldn't interfere with true love.
Of course, you'll be under observation.
Observation?
Ah, don't worry.
I know the real thing when I see it.
Good luck, kids... Rocko, ophelia.
(Laughing )
(Door slams )
You've got to be kidding.
Rocko, welcome
To the united states of america.
But I was legal already.
I'm a bride.
Oh.
♪ Dooh...
♪ Wah...
♪ Sometimes...
(Tires skidding )
(Crash )
(Moaning, groaning )
(Gasps )
Oh.
Woman: do you, rocko, take this woman
In sickness and in poverty
Till death do you part?
(Giggling )
Shh.
(Creaking )
Go ahead, rocko.
I do.
Oh, there you are.
And do you take rocko
To be your lawfully wedded husband?
I do.
Over here, honey.
Oh, hello.
Oh, I love that voice, say it.
Hello.
Oh, that's so cute.
All right
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
(Filburt laughing )
(Vacuum cleaner running )
Good morning, sleepy head.
Filburt, what the nut is going on?
Oh, just tidying up.
Why don't you go hop in the shower
While I get breakfast ready?
There are fresh towels in the linen closet.
Filburt, don't take it so seriously.
Remember why I'm doing this, so...
(Gasps )
Uh, be down in a minute, uh...honey.
Here we go.
How about a foot massage?
Eh, no thank you, dear.
Mustn't be late for work.
I packed a lunch, sweetheart.
Thanks, filburt; eh, don't call me sweetheart
I think maybe you're taking this thing a little too...
Good-bye, my darling ophelia.
(Giggling )
He's a good man.
A bit high strung, but a good man.
Turn the page, wash your hands.
Turn the page, wash your hands.
(Phone rings )
Turn the page, wash your hands.
Kind of a-lot-o comics.
Hello.
Uh, hi.
What're you doing?
Working.
(Beeping )
Hang on...
Hello.
Hello.
Hold, please...
I got to go.
Turn the page, wash your hands.
Turn the page, wash your hands.
(People talking )
(Phone rings )
Kind of a-lot-o comics.
Hello.
(Annoyed ): hello, again.
How's work?
Fine.
Okay, sorry.
All right, that's it.
He don't appreciate me, fine.
I won't appreciate him.
(Clinking, clanking )
Filburt: uh, what are you, loose?
Ah, oh yes you will.
Lousy, rotten muffler.
Hi, filburt.
Yeah?
I'm home.
(Burps )
When's dinner?
Man (on tv ): ♪ squirrel away...
Hey, where's my fish sticks?
I got a hedgehog who's hungry.
Dinner's ready.
Well, it's about time.
I've had better.
Pass the clam juice, please.
Today!
That tears it.
(Bell clangs )
All right, here's round one
Of filburt and rocko's first fight
And it's quite a turnout.
You insensitive, selfish...
And filburt is down, he's...
No, he's getting up, and he looks mad.
You, you big...
Dummy head.
Ooh, rocko takes a dummy head
To the face.
You lousy, good-for-nothing...
Oh, yeah? Where's your pouch, pal?
(Blows whistle )
(Phone rings )
Yeah, what happened?
Hello...
(Yelling ): quit calling here!
You're mean.
(Pop )
Both: now where we?
All I was trying to do
Was be a good wife.
Yeah, I know
But you were trying too hard.
I know, I got carried away.
That's okay, you meant well.
But if this marriage breaks up our friendship
I'd rather be deported.
You're really a good friend.
(Doorbell rings )
Both: what in the hel... Lo...
Congratulations, you're in.
Here are your new papers
And a green card.
I'm a citizen.
I'm legal... Again.
I'm an american.
Be a good one, son.
(Laughing )
I, I'll see you.
Hey, filburt?
Yeah?
You want to do something later?
Okay.
How about some fish sticks, eh, spunk?
(Barks )
(Whistling nonchalantly )
(Arguing )
(Scraping )
Next. Will that be all, sir?
Both: oh, hi.
How've you been?
Oh, fine.
You?
Oh, fine.
(Scraping )
Hey.
I thought you were a surgeon.
Well, I was but...
But I just couldn't cut it.
(Laughs )
(Both laughing )
Oh, my, my.
Oh, boy.
Whooo...
(Kisses )
Both: ♪ sometimes...
Both: oh, excuse me, i...
(Fly buzzing )
(Squirrel swats fly )
Hey, you got a rat on your head.
(Laughing )
(Church bells ringing )
("Here comes the bride" playing )
"To activate, bite head off squirrel grenade."
(Grenade ticking )
(expl*si*n )
(Balloon deflating )
Pardon.
(Flies buzzing )
Did you feel a draft, fuzzy lips?
No.
(Kissing )
(Rattling )
♪ Rocko's modern life
Rocko's modern life.
♪ Rocko's modern life
Rocko's modern life.
(Whistling and buzzing )
(Splat! )
(Screaming )
♪ Rocko's modern life.
Rocko's modern life.
That was a hoot!
Rocko: ♪ hut sut raw...
(Humming )
Now, where's me flashlight?
(Sniffing )
Give me that.
(Electrical hum )
(Crash )
Ah, yes, can't forget me new fish-o-matic.
This'll be great.
(Whimpers )
(Growls )
(Rocko shrieking )
Knock, knock.
(Rocko shrieking )
I'm ready for our camping adventure.
Whoa, whoa...
(Crash )
Oop, i, I'm okay.
Hi, guys, I'm all set.
(Crash )
Got all the essentials.
Marshmallows, potato chips, pasture puffies, cheese...
Where's your sleeping bag?
What, there's no beds?
Ah, the great outdoors.
Smell that mountain air, boys.
(Inhales deeply ) mmm.
Actually, that's my pine air freshener for the tent.
All: ♪ hut sut raw, and so on, and so on... ♪
(Tires screech )
Rocko: this is it?
Heffer: cool.
Park it.
And here we see the mighty redwood tree.
Oh, fred, isn't it lovely?
Dang.
Okay, boys, let's go camping.
This is a leaf from some kind of tree.
Hold it, I got to get a shot of that.
And this is an actual rock.
They are found in dirt...
Much like the kind around here.
Imagine.
Oh, I just love nature.
(Engine starts )
(Horn blows )
(Crash )
(Screaming )
Man on t.v.: A short yardage...
This is the lightweights' camp--
Sissies, tourists, couch potatoes.
Great, so we can drop our stuff here?
No, we're not any of those things.
I think I'm getting a rash
From this pack.
Come on.
Man: experience the great outdoors
In nature-o-rama...
This way, guys.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm dying.
(Chomping noisily )
(Amazed ): ooh...
(Delighted ): oh...
(Dejected ): oh...
Hermetically sealed nourishment.
And food.
Are you done yet?
Yeah, I guess so, I'm out of quarters.
Filburt.
(Toilet flushes )
I'm feeling very refreshed.
Look, this isn't camping.
It's more like walking around in a mall.
We're supposed to rough it.
So what do we do?
I say we get off this sidewalk
And head for the hills.
(Birds chirping )
Hey, rock, where are we going?
To a big lake.
Right here.
(All panting )
Filburt: I shouldn't be straining this.
Look.
All: wow.
We're camping here.
(Groans )
Oh, my dogs.
(Creaking )
(Pop )
Ahh.
(Sniffs )
(Bell tolls )
(Groans )
(Sniffs )
(Lamb bleats )
(Screaming )
Why did I say I would put up the tent?
This is the hardest job, I'm so stupid.
I will go and fetch some water.
(Croaks )
(Burps )
(Buzzing )
I'll always love you, baby.
Ick, this water is disgusting.
(Horn honks )
(Horn honks )
(Crashes )
Did you get water?
We can't drink that water.
Why not?
Fish are dating in it.
(Rattling )
Whoa, I did it.
Now to put these stakes in.
(Wind blowing )
Hey, I wanted to sleep
Under the stars anyway.
I'm starving, you want anything, filburt?
(Coughing, bugs buzzing )
No, thank you.
(Filburt coughing, bugs buzzing )
(Burps )
(Gasps )
My food!
You are such a glutton.
(Farts )
We're going to starve!
Hey, I've got freeze-dried food.
(Wind blows )
(Laughs nervously )
(b*llet ricocheting )
(Tires skidding )
No worries, guys
We'll get our food like real outdoorsmen
With my trusty...
Fish-o-matic.
Watch closely as I catch us a succulent fish dinner.
All this water
Makes me have to go.
Where's the bathroom?
Euw...
How unsanitary.
I'll hold it.
(Groans )
No food, no tent...
Maybe we should head back.
This way.
All (slowly ): ♪ hut sut raw....
Heffer: ♪ slippin' on... Weasels.
These rocks look awfully familiar.
All: ♪ hut sut raw, slipping on weasels... ♪
(Jungle animals screeching )
(Wolf howling )
Filburt: hey, rocko...
I think we're lost.
Rocko: okay, maybe we are lost.
We're all going to die!
I'm hungry.
I'm starving.
My back teeth are floating.
We'd better split up
And look for food.
Heffer: ♪ hut sut raw!
(Humming )
Wugh!
Hmm.
Hmm.
(Growls )
Um, excuse me, mr. Ape
Where did you find that banana?
Can I have some of your banana?
(Branch cracking )
Look, monkey boy, I want that banana.
Rocko, look what I got.
Let's eat.
Heff, those are rocks.
Rocks? I thought it was bread.
Really stale bread.
What happened to you?
Monkey bites.
(Owl hooting, crickets chirping )
Oh, I'm so hungry.
(Wolf howls )
This trip is a disaster.
What else could go wrong?
I'd k*ll for a clean toilet.
Did you guys hear something?
(Growling, wolves howling, owl hooting )
(Rooster crowing, birds chirping )
♪ Hut sut raw
♪ Hut sut raw...
(Rocko babbling )
(Woozily ): and so good for you.
Beef, real food.
(Bell rings )
Man: order up.
Back off, man, I saw him first.
Don't make me use this, cow.
(Heff and filburt snarl )
Boys, boys, get a grip.
We're friends, remember?
And friends don't eat each other.
Right, heff? Fil?
(Both gnawing )
There, there, it'll be all right.
I'm still hungry.
Here, buddy, eat me.
I hope I'm good.
(Crashing )
Well?
(Gasps )
It's raining steaks.
We're saved!
That's the last of 'em.
(Tires screech )
(Growling )
Where do you suppose these steaks came from?
Maybe they're somebody else's.
(Rustling )
They ate our steaks.
Let's get 'em, boys.
All: shrew!
Ow, ow, ow...
(Shrews snarling )
(Crickets chirping )
Now,this is good eating.
(Toilet flushes )
I'm a happy camper now.
This sure beats getting chased by shrews.
Rocko: how about a campfire song, eh, boys?
All: ♪ hut sut raw, biting on a monkey ♪
♪ And so on, so on, so on
♪ Hut sut raw
♪ And so on, so on, so on...
Have squirrels taken up illegal residence
In your secret places?
Say nuts to filthy rodents with "squirrel away"
The most effective de-squirreling device on earth.
Oh, look, the house before we fixed it up.
We were so lucky
To find a place like this.
(Thudding )
And, so I says to 'em
Rock 'em, sock 'em.
(Laughing )
Mmm, well, filburt
I have surgery in the morning.
All right, doctor.
(Laughing )
Good night.
(Man laughing )
According to my papers
I'm to arrange your deportation
Effective immediately.
It's a mistake.
I'm in this country legally.
Ah, nope, I got your file right here, and...
That's you...
So you got one week left.
Case dismissed.
(Laughing )
(Continues laughing )
(Tires screech )
All: surprise!
Heffer: hey, hey, rock...
(Heffer running )
Congratulations.
We're all so proud of you, dear.
You... You want me to be deported?
Don't you?
No, i, I want to stay here.
With all of you.
(Clears throat )
Um, what do you mean by "here"?
Yeah, where are you going?
(Door bell rings )
Um, hi, department of immigration.
(Giggling ): remember?
Yes.
(Giggling ): we made a mistake.
A mistake?
Well, you don't have to leave in a week.
I don't?
No...
You have to leave now!
(Laughing )
(Jet engine humming )
(Giggling )
(Sadly ): well, I guess this is good-bye.
Good-bye, rocko.
Wait, you're not going anywhere.
Oh, I'm afraid he is, mr. Cow.
(Giggling )
No, he isn't...
Because...
Our rocko here is going to be...
Married.
(Giggling )
Married?
Fantastic.
Wait a minute, who's the girl?
Hmm... He is.
Uh, she is.
She is
Aren't you, filburta?
Call me... Ophelia.
But... Oop.
Charmed.
You and her?
That's the best.
And what a lovely young lady.
You mean I can stay in the country?
The government wouldn't interfere with true love.
Of course, you'll be under observation.
Observation?
Ah, don't worry.
I know the real thing when I see it.
Good luck, kids... Rocko, ophelia.
(Laughing )
(Door slams )
You've got to be kidding.
Rocko, welcome
To the united states of america.
But I was legal already.
I'm a bride.
Oh.
♪ Dooh...
♪ Wah...
♪ Sometimes...
(Tires skidding )
(Crash )
(Moaning, groaning )
(Gasps )
Oh.
Woman: do you, rocko, take this woman
In sickness and in poverty
Till death do you part?
(Giggling )
Shh.
(Creaking )
Go ahead, rocko.
I do.
Oh, there you are.
And do you take rocko
To be your lawfully wedded husband?
I do.
Over here, honey.
Oh, hello.
Oh, I love that voice, say it.
Hello.
Oh, that's so cute.
All right
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
(Filburt laughing )
(Vacuum cleaner running )
Good morning, sleepy head.
Filburt, what the nut is going on?
Oh, just tidying up.
Why don't you go hop in the shower
While I get breakfast ready?
There are fresh towels in the linen closet.
Filburt, don't take it so seriously.
Remember why I'm doing this, so...
(Gasps )
Uh, be down in a minute, uh...honey.
Here we go.
How about a foot massage?
Eh, no thank you, dear.
Mustn't be late for work.
I packed a lunch, sweetheart.
Thanks, filburt; eh, don't call me sweetheart
I think maybe you're taking this thing a little too...
Good-bye, my darling ophelia.
(Giggling )
He's a good man.
A bit high strung, but a good man.
Turn the page, wash your hands.
Turn the page, wash your hands.
(Phone rings )
Turn the page, wash your hands.
Kind of a-lot-o comics.
Hello.
Uh, hi.
What're you doing?
Working.
(Beeping )
Hang on...
Hello.
Hello.
Hold, please...
I got to go.
Turn the page, wash your hands.
Turn the page, wash your hands.
(People talking )
(Phone rings )
Kind of a-lot-o comics.
Hello.
(Annoyed ): hello, again.
How's work?
Fine.
Okay, sorry.
All right, that's it.
He don't appreciate me, fine.
I won't appreciate him.
(Clinking, clanking )
Filburt: uh, what are you, loose?
Ah, oh yes you will.
Lousy, rotten muffler.
Hi, filburt.
Yeah?
I'm home.
(Burps )
When's dinner?
Man (on tv ): ♪ squirrel away...
Hey, where's my fish sticks?
I got a hedgehog who's hungry.
Dinner's ready.
Well, it's about time.
I've had better.
Pass the clam juice, please.
Today!
That tears it.
(Bell clangs )
All right, here's round one
Of filburt and rocko's first fight
And it's quite a turnout.
You insensitive, selfish...
And filburt is down, he's...
No, he's getting up, and he looks mad.
You, you big...
Dummy head.
Ooh, rocko takes a dummy head
To the face.
You lousy, good-for-nothing...
Oh, yeah? Where's your pouch, pal?
(Blows whistle )
(Phone rings )
Yeah, what happened?
Hello...
(Yelling ): quit calling here!
You're mean.
(Pop )
Both: now where we?
All I was trying to do
Was be a good wife.
Yeah, I know
But you were trying too hard.
I know, I got carried away.
That's okay, you meant well.
But if this marriage breaks up our friendship
I'd rather be deported.
You're really a good friend.
(Doorbell rings )
Both: what in the hel... Lo...
Congratulations, you're in.
Here are your new papers
And a green card.
I'm a citizen.
I'm legal... Again.
I'm an american.
Be a good one, son.
(Laughing )
I, I'll see you.
Hey, filburt?
Yeah?
You want to do something later?
Okay.
How about some fish sticks, eh, spunk?
(Barks )
(Whistling nonchalantly )
(Arguing )
(Scraping )
Next. Will that be all, sir?
Both: oh, hi.
How've you been?
Oh, fine.
You?
Oh, fine.
(Scraping )
Hey.
I thought you were a surgeon.
Well, I was but...
But I just couldn't cut it.
(Laughs )
(Both laughing )
Oh, my, my.
Oh, boy.
Whooo...
(Kisses )
Both: ♪ sometimes...
Both: oh, excuse me, i...
(Fly buzzing )
(Squirrel swats fly )
Hey, you got a rat on your head.
(Laughing )
(Church bells ringing )
("Here comes the bride" playing )
"To activate, bite head off squirrel grenade."
(Grenade ticking )
(expl*si*n )
(Balloon deflating )
Pardon.
(Flies buzzing )
Did you feel a draft, fuzzy lips?
No.
(Kissing )