05x17 - Young at Heart
Posted: 01/09/24 09:26
No lie, tyreke?
Wc is here in Detroit?
This Friday night,
in person, at club infinity.
Man, we are so there.
- Wait, wait. Uh. Hold...
- Hold up, y'all.
Um. Club infinity
is a 21-and-over club.
-So?
- Look, tamera, I want to see
- wc in person
- But I am not going to get
- in trouble because of it.
Now, Tia, look,
going to an over 21 club
isn't trouble, trouble.
It's just trouble!
Yeah, well, the real trouble
- is getting into club infinity
- at all.
- True that.
- -Ladies, will you relax?
-Crashing a club
is all about attitude.
- You just have to act
- like you own the joint.
-Meaning?
-Meaning,
Tia, I've got 19 years
of experience to your 17.
-Allow me to demonstrate
how to walk the walk.
- Okay. Go ahead.
- Yeah.
- Dang, dog,
- what's up with your legs?
Tyreke is showing us
how to walk the walk.
Yeah. He said, uh, you know,
- it'll help us
- get into club infinity.
- Well,
- if that's the walk,
I don't want to hear the talk.
Oh, you got jokes. It's too bad,
- jokes won't get you
- into the club.
- Neither will walking
- like a peg-legged chicken.
- Now, check it. I'm not trying
- to sneak into any club
- That won't let me in
- because I'm underage.
- -Then don't go.
- -You see,
- Because the club people think
- that by putting
A 21-and-over tag on the place,
- those of us who are underage
- will want to go even more.
- Now, that's wack. I'm not even
- going to try and do it.
Not even to see wc live?
-Wc? Wc?
Mm-hmm.
Show us that walk again, dog.
- Watch. It's all with the bop
- in the back.
- -Bop in the back.
- -Bop in the back,
- And then you got to point.
- That's the most important...
- -Oh, you gotta point.
- -Hey, what's up?
- You gotta point like you know
- somebody.
- Give him a point and just keep
- with the bopping. You bopping?
♪ Sister, sister
sister, sister ♪
♪ I got my own mind I do
my own style in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
- ♪ I got to feel
- what's real for me ♪
♪ Like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
♪ Sister, sister
oh, sister, sister ♪
Oh, sh**t. I don't feel
like dealing with this today.
- -What?
- -That.
Oh, mom, they probably
won't even notice us.
Tia, please. Look at me.
- How could they
- not say something?
- Now, when they start telling me
- how fine I am and everything.
I just want you to nod politely
and keep walking.
-Just go.
-Remember, nod and walk.
- Yo, sexy, can I help you
- with your bags?
- No, diggity,
- I want to bag it up.
- Excuse me, baby, can I talk
- to you for a minute?
- I... I don't think so.
- We're in a hurry.
All due, ma'am.
- I was talking to the honeys
- behind you.
-Oh, yeah.
-There are no honeys behind.
What? My babies?
-You sick little pervert!
-Calm down, moms.
- -"Moms?"
- -Whoa! Ho...
- Hold up now, lady.
- We sorry, okay?
Oh, you sorry, all right.
Hitting on children.
- Lisa... Can we
- please go to the car now?
- Yeah. Can y'all please
- go to the car?
- We'll go to the car when I say
- we go to the car.
Let's go to car.
Oh!
Yeah.
- -Hi, dad.
- -Hi, girls. Hi, Lisa.
Yeah, whatever.
- -What's wrong with her?
- -Uh.
- We ran
- into some construction workers.
Oh, and they hit on her?
Not exactly.
- Don't be talking about me
- like I'm not even here.
- If you got something to ask me,
- just ask me to my face.
Okay, Lisa, what's wrong?
None of your business,
you... you nosy man.
- Why don't I go to the kitchen
- with Aaron?
-Who's Aaron?
-Some man.
Yes. More specifically,
- he's a computer consultant,
- I hired.
Who can't consult without me.
- I cannot get over the nerve
- of those hard hats.
- All our taxpayer dollars
- being wasted
On those loudmouth
potbellied jerks.
Well, actually, Lisa,
- -they were in pretty good shape.
- -Yeah.
Yeah.
-Come on, tamera.
Let's go meet the computer guy.
- Oh! Aaron Paige,
- this is my daughter, tamera
- -and Lisa's daughter, Tia.
- -Hi.
- -Hi. How you're doing?
- -Hi. You're...
I think we met before.
Doesn't your brother...
-Malcolm. Go to Roosevelt?
-Yeah. So did I.
- Oh.
- -Old lady, Carmichael,
- Is the person who inspired me
- to get into computers.
But she teaches English lit.
- I know and the way she taught it
- inspired me
To get into computers.
- -Oh.
- -Oh, yeah.
- Right now,
- we're downloading our database
- So our software
- will be compatible.
-Ain't that right, Aaron?
-Well, no, not really, ray.
- But we are downloading database,
- aren't we?
-No.
- Aren't we doing something
- with data?
- -Yes, we are doing something.
- -See? I knew it.
- Hey, dad. Um. Can Aaron upgrade
- my desktop?
- Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Mine, too.
- I've been wanting
- to add 32 megs of ram.
- -That would be so chill.
- -Yeah.
- -More megs would be chill, yes.
- -No problem, no problem.
- Um. I have another appointment
- in about half an hour.
- But pop off your cables.
- I'll take your cpus with me.
-Aw, you're the b*mb.
- -Oh, you're the boss. Thank you.
- -Oh! All right!
- Sounds good. Look,
- while they're gonna get
- Their cpus,
- I'll go get the computers.
Yeah. You do that, ray.
-Huh. Oh!
-You still here?
Sorry. I can see,
I'm in your way.
I'll just power down and split.
- Oh, uh, don't you think
- you want to save your file,
- Back it up on a floppy
- in case you crash on shutdown?
Oh, you're right!
- So you know a thing or two
- about computers, huh?
- Pretty surprising
- for an old woman like me, huh?
- Well, I don't see an old woman.
- I just see a pretty face.
Maybe, we should start over.
-I'm Lisa.
-Hi, Lisa. I'm Aaron.
- And I never forget
- a beautiful woman.
- Are you sure
- we've never met before?
You know, before this afternoon,
- I would have thought
- you were flirting with me.
- Oh, but I am. I guess,
- I'm just not doing it very well.
- Oh, no, you're doing fine
- for somebody
Who hasn't been around too long.
So exactly how long
have you been around?
I'm 26, but, hey, to me,
- you know,
- age ain't nothing but a number.
Well, that's an interesting
philosophy. Tell me more.
- Well, I could talk to you
- for hours
- If you'd just give me
- your phone number.
- I don't go around giving out
- my phone number to strange men.
Oh.
But you don't seem that strange.
Uh, 555-0126, that's my home,
and my office...
- You might want to get a pencil,
- darling.
Oh. Ooh.
- -Five-five-five-0102...
- -I got it.
And my pager's 555-0180.
- -You want my fax?
- -Hey!
- -Five-five-five...
- -And remember,
When we get to club infinity
it's all about the 'tude, okay?
- And if the peg-legged
- chicken walk doesn't work...
-I've got ids.
-Wait. Ho... hold up, you guys.
Um. I am not down with fake ids.
- These people aren't fake.
- They're my cousins.
Uh. Jordan, shouldn't my ID
look like Tia's?
What's your point?
- -We're twins.
- -We're twins.
Just don't stand together.
Jordan, my guy has hair.
Man, and it's gray!
No. See, this...
-So? I have dreads.
-Oh, man, please.
We will not need these wack ids.
- I told you, I would get us
- in the club infinity.
Well, however we get in
we gonna be jammin' tonight.
- -Yeah!
- -Yeah!
-I'll get the engine started.
Mom! Ray!
- I thought you guys
- were going to the movies.
We are.
- The soundtrack to the movie
- makes you want to jam.
Yeah, that's right.
- I thought you were going
- to see amistad.
We are.
You see, jammin'
is now slang for cryin'.
- Yeah, yeah, they changed
- the meaning last week.
- Yeah and, uh, we better leave.
- So, we won't be late.
- -Bye!
- -Bye!
- Bye. That still does mean
- you're leaving, right?
Yeah, we outie.
Have fun, but not too much.
Kids.
- I'm so glad, I'm not young
- anymore, aren't you?
- Ray, what the hell
- are you talking about?
- Most days,
- I don't feel any different
Than I did when I was in my 20s.
- So who's to say,
- what's young and what's old?
That would be me.
I'm old and proud of it.
Hmm. Yeah, whatever, Grady.
Isn't it about time
for your matlock marathon?
I don't watch, matlock.
- -I watch, diagnosis m*rder.
- Oh!
Maybe I'll take a nice hot bath
- and have some hot tea
- and read a new book.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good.
- Don't you worry
- about keeping me company.
- 'Cause, I'm going
- straight to bed.
- Good idea, because you look
- a little worn out, too.
I got your worn-out.
-Oh! I wonder
who that could be at this hour.
I'll just get that
before I go to bed.
- -Oh, hi, Aaron.
- -Hi.
- -I'm ready to go.
- -You sure about that, Lisa?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, now,
I know what you're thinking
- but I am not worried
- about our age difference.
Well, maybe a little at first,
- but I say,
- you're as young as you feel.
Right now I'm feeling it.
- Oh, that's cool,
- but what I was going to say is,
- You sure you want to go
- wearing slippers?
Oh, yeah.
-Now, that's better.
Those look like dancing shoes.
- -Oh, we going dancing?
- -Oh. Hottest spot in town,
Club infinity!
Whoo!
- Party over here!
- Ain't nothin' over there.
- Man,
- looks like they checking ID.
- Better get yours out,
- cousin glenda.
- Don't sweat it.
- That's my girl, Desiree.
Your girl?
No, no, no. She's my girl
in a hookup way, Tia.
-Hookup way.
- Let me do all the talking.
- Watch me work.
What's up?
-Desiree, how you doing?
-What's up, reke?
- Hey, you think you could hook me
- and my friends up?
Hey, you know it.
Just show me some ids.
- -Ids?
- Uh-huh.
Okay. Uh, yeah, no, no, no, no.
- Sure, sure, sure.
- No problem. Excuse me.
Uh. Rasheed.
Rasheed!
- -Rasheed!
- -Oh, that's me. Oh.
- Maybe I can be
- of some assistance.
Here's my ID.
Hmm. What happened
to your dreads, rasheed?
-They fell out.
Oh!
- -I don't think so.
- -No, no, it happens.
- He... he can tell you.
- It happens all the time.
- It's a hereditary thing.
- Bro, why you...
Hold up. Hold up.
- Hey, man. You don't know him.
- Chill out. Go, brother.
Shh.
- I'm sorry. It looks like,
- it's not going to happen.
Well, who's up for amistad?
You see these brand-new shoes?
- They walking into that club.
- Excuse me.
Uh. Good crowd tonight?
Yeah, because the other
over-21 club was dead.
Yeah, whack.
Oh, not so fast. Now, I know,
you're not just going to walk
right past me, glenda.
-Well. Uh...
-girl without a shout out!
Glenda, it's me!
Desiree?
- Your home girl.
- From beauty school?
-Uh. Oh! Yeah! Desiree!
How you doing, girl?
-Girl!
- Good. Oh, you look different
- without your blonde hair.
- Girl, I couldn't keep up
- with them roots.
Uh-huh.
You never said you had a sister.
- You two look enough alike
- to be twins.
- Yeah,
- we get that a lot.
Yeah.
- Desiree!
- -Uh-huh.
-Um. This is, uh...
-Martika.
Okay. All right. You know, what?
- We'll talk more later
- after the show.
- -Y'all go on in.
- -All right, thank you!
- -We... we with them.
- -Power to the people, brother.
Excuse me. Sorry.
-Whoo. Yo, we in. We in
and you see how simple that was?
You kidding, right?
- I say we just find a table,
- okay? Let's do this.
- -Oh, we'll be right back.
- -Okay.
Oh. Hey, tamera.
Tamera?
- Hey, ex... excuse me, sir.
- Um,
Have you... have you seen a girl
-who looks exactly like me?
-Uh-huh.
- She's standing right next
- to you.
How you doing, sweet thing?
Uh. Maybe you should switch
to coffee, bro.
Excuse me.
- -Tamera?
- Tia?
- -Tamera.
- Tia!
- Excuse me. Coming...
- Excuse me. Tia!
Whoa. Quadruplets.
Cool. There's quadruplets here?
- -Girl, just keep on moving.
- -Where?
Look, it's much safer here.
Well, look who's here.
My honeys from the street.
- Your crazy mama isn't here,
- is she?
No, but our big,
crazy boyfriends are.
Ugh. What kind of club is this?
- All the guys up in here
- want to hit on you.
Girl, I worry about you.
- Oh, excuse me. Could you
- hold this table for me?
- All right,
- let me find my people.
Ya'll... hey. Wait a...
-Bro, you think you're...
-j, j, man, you find anything?
- Yeah. I found out
- the over-21 crowd can be cold.
- Look, let's find the girls.
- Come on.
Hey! Tia... Tia! Tamera!
Listen. Whoo.
- Hey, did you guys find
- a good table?
You know what?
- -We don't really need a table.
- -Yeah, yeah, we'll be partying
- -as soon as wc comes out anyway.
- -Mm-hmm.
You didn't find a table.
- Yeah. But it's at the pizza hut
- down the street.
- Ladies
- and gentlemen, here's the group
You've all been waiting for.
Put your hands together
and show your love for wc!
♪ It's the jankiest
the jankiest ♪
- ♪ still gettin' my stalk on
- walk on ♪
- ♪ one about the feds on camera
- with the folded bandanna ♪
♪ It's me the d-u-b-c
night train sipper ♪
- ♪ two fingers split i'ma get her
- once again I bring her ♪
- ♪ skip, skip throw it up
- throw it up ♪
- ♪ swole up thought I told ya
- 'bout this mad circle soldier ♪
- ♪ all stars lost pieces
- khakis and linens ♪
- ♪ the og godfather
- with the blue feather in it ♪
- ♪ the shadiest, what's crackin'
- who got the sackin' ♪
♪ Fool what they goin' for
everybody's on the floor ♪
- ♪ make way for the cutthroat
- with a beard long as Moses ♪
- ♪ walkin' through yo camps
- and striking ♪
- ♪ a straight vet connect g*ng
- is my set ♪
- ♪ since a rook I did
- everything in the book... ♪
Oh! Oh, Aaron.
- -Oh, that was an exciting ride.
- -I'm sorry about all the bumps.
Oh, no, that was the best part.
- I haven't ridden on the back
- of a motorcycle since I was...
Boy, that was fun.
Should I get us a table?
- Oh, table, my foot!
- I came here to dance.
Let's get our groove on.
- ♪ ...still out bangin'
- the streets ♪
♪ Players get jacked
from thinkin' I'm acting ♪
♪ now bow to the shadiest
hood patrollin' west rollin' ♪
♪ 7 figure n*gga
still hi-fi growin' ♪
♪ money foldin' running
nothing but trues ♪
- ♪ jumping out the fo'
- in the corduroy house shoes ♪
♪ Wc a g been in
these streets for years ♪
- ♪ been loccin' since the force
- md's were singing "tears" ♪
- ♪ now what the hell
- a new Jack got to say to me ♪
♪ I was sagging way back
when kday was the b*at ♪
- ♪ at uncle jamms army
- jackin' fools for filas ♪
- ♪ when run dmc
- and jam master first bust ♪
- ♪ we was throwin' up the dub
- outta Nissan trucks ♪
- ♪ raised by a crew of real
- riders and knick kickers ♪
- ♪ that never ran on ya but was
- quick to put them hands on ya ♪
- ♪ man, y'all better
- figure us out quick ♪
- ♪ ain't no rappers
- here we felons ♪
- ♪ trying to make money
- at this here
♪ Not just clownin'
we got thousands ♪
♪ still out bangin'
the streets ♪
Hey, watch out.
-Tia!
Mom?
- -Mom?
- -Mom?
- -Tamera!
- -Lisa?
Lisa? Oh.
- -Aaron?
- -Aaron?
- -Hey, who's Aaron?
- -Hey, who's Aaron?
-Mom. Mom.
- You know, I say we better
- get out of here
Before the crowd parts again
- and your moms
- is in snatching distance.
- -I'm with that.
- -I'm with that, too.
-Whoa! Whoa! Who's Aaron?
-Just let it go, tyreke.
Now, where'd they go?
Oh.
Excuse me a minute,
Aaron.
-Excuse me, Mr. Wc.
This'll only take a second.
Hello! This on?
- Now, I know
- you're in here somewhere.
- And I'm not going
- to embarrass you
By calling out your names
because you know who you are,
and you know you're underage.
- So get your young butts
- out of here.
I mean now!
-I'm finished.
-So am I.
- Thanks for running
- the crowd off.
Oh, you're welcome.
I love your cd.
♪ Not just clownin'
we got thousands ♪
- ♪ still out bangin'
- the streets ♪
♪ Players get, whoo
from thinkin' I'm acting ♪
Ah, perfect.
"Chapter five. Nirvana.
The night was still
and nothing could
break her silence..."
What the...
- -Lisa?
- -Are the girls here yet?
- -No.
- -Oh,
I must have b*at them.
Lisa...
- Lisa, you sure you never drove
- a motorcycle before?
- I didn't know my bike
- could do a two mile wheelie.
- Well, it was either that,
- or stop at the red light.
Aaron, what are you doing here?
- I wass just bringing Lisa home
- from our date.
Actually, she brought me.
-You two went on a date?
- Oh, never mind that.
- Never mind that. They're here.
- I thought you were in bed.
- I've been tiptoeing around here
- -all night.
- -Well, I lied, okay?
- There's a lot of that
- going around.
Tia! Tamera! Now!
- Now, you're in enough trouble
- as it is,
So get on in this house!
- Don't y'all even think
- about kissing those boys!
-Yes, ma'am.
-Mom. We are so, so sorry.
- -You are so, so grounded.
- -Grounded?
- -And no phone.
- -No phone?
- -And no TV.
- -No TV?
- Dad, don't question her.
- You're making it worse.
Ray, you won't believe
where I ran into them.
On the back of your chopper?
Can you just get past that?
They were at the club infinity.
- -You're kidding.
- -I wish, I were.
- There I was getting my groove on
- with Aaron.
- Then I bumped into Thelma
- and Louise
- With their little knucklehead
- boyfriends.
- Getting your groove on
- with Aaron?
- -Don't change the subject.
- -Oh, here's your invoice, ray.
-Thanks, son.
- Can we just not lose focus here?
- Now, this isn't about me.
It's about them. Now, I belong
in that club. I'm way over 21.
You can forget that way over.
I'm so disappointed in you.
- You lied to me so you could go
- to some club.
You should be so ashamed.
- I am, okay?
- Now, what about them?
- -I was talking to them!
- -Oh.
Look, mom, ray.
- We were wrong to lie
- to you guys.
- But we only wanted to see wc
- in person.
- Yeah and we didn't do anything
- 21-and-over.
Well, wanting to see a band
- is no excuse
- for breaking the law.
- You had no business
- being in that club.
- I mean, you have plenty of time
- to grow up.
- You wanna live your life
- so fast.
I know, that's right.
You tell them, Aaron.
- I... I was talking about us,
- Lisa.
- I don't think
- it's gonna work out.
- -What?
- -No, no, no, no.
It's not you, it's me.
You got it going on and all,
- but if this is a typical night
- for you,
I don't know if I can keep up.
I'm sorry, Lisa.
-Oh, I understand, Aaron.
- You're not the first man
- I ran into the ground.
Hmm, you won't be the last.
- Well, I hope
- you've learned your lesson.
- Yeah, I got to find a man
- who can keep up with me.
- -He was talking to us.
- -He was talking to us.
- The computer sultant...
- Consultant.
He's a sultan of soul.
-He's a sultan of Brunei.
-He's an oil... magnate.
Cumba sultan laude.
He is the all-majesty,
all-seeing.
- -All sultan.
- -Okay, Tim.
- -Okay.
- -And why are you laughing?
- -Because i...
- -you had no business
- -being in that club.
- -It didn't make sense.
Uh... oh, nobody knew but you.
-Oh.
-I knew. I knew. I knew.
Wc is here in Detroit?
This Friday night,
in person, at club infinity.
Man, we are so there.
- Wait, wait. Uh. Hold...
- Hold up, y'all.
Um. Club infinity
is a 21-and-over club.
-So?
- Look, tamera, I want to see
- wc in person
- But I am not going to get
- in trouble because of it.
Now, Tia, look,
going to an over 21 club
isn't trouble, trouble.
It's just trouble!
Yeah, well, the real trouble
- is getting into club infinity
- at all.
- True that.
- -Ladies, will you relax?
-Crashing a club
is all about attitude.
- You just have to act
- like you own the joint.
-Meaning?
-Meaning,
Tia, I've got 19 years
of experience to your 17.
-Allow me to demonstrate
how to walk the walk.
- Okay. Go ahead.
- Yeah.
- Dang, dog,
- what's up with your legs?
Tyreke is showing us
how to walk the walk.
Yeah. He said, uh, you know,
- it'll help us
- get into club infinity.
- Well,
- if that's the walk,
I don't want to hear the talk.
Oh, you got jokes. It's too bad,
- jokes won't get you
- into the club.
- Neither will walking
- like a peg-legged chicken.
- Now, check it. I'm not trying
- to sneak into any club
- That won't let me in
- because I'm underage.
- -Then don't go.
- -You see,
- Because the club people think
- that by putting
A 21-and-over tag on the place,
- those of us who are underage
- will want to go even more.
- Now, that's wack. I'm not even
- going to try and do it.
Not even to see wc live?
-Wc? Wc?
Mm-hmm.
Show us that walk again, dog.
- Watch. It's all with the bop
- in the back.
- -Bop in the back.
- -Bop in the back,
- And then you got to point.
- That's the most important...
- -Oh, you gotta point.
- -Hey, what's up?
- You gotta point like you know
- somebody.
- Give him a point and just keep
- with the bopping. You bopping?
♪ Sister, sister
sister, sister ♪
♪ I got my own mind I do
my own style in my own time ♪
♪ how different
we have come to be ♪
♪ even though I'm glad
to be with you ♪
- ♪ I got to feel
- what's real for me ♪
♪ Like you got to do
what's right for you ♪
♪ Sister, sister
oh, sister, sister ♪
Oh, sh**t. I don't feel
like dealing with this today.
- -What?
- -That.
Oh, mom, they probably
won't even notice us.
Tia, please. Look at me.
- How could they
- not say something?
- Now, when they start telling me
- how fine I am and everything.
I just want you to nod politely
and keep walking.
-Just go.
-Remember, nod and walk.
- Yo, sexy, can I help you
- with your bags?
- No, diggity,
- I want to bag it up.
- Excuse me, baby, can I talk
- to you for a minute?
- I... I don't think so.
- We're in a hurry.
All due, ma'am.
- I was talking to the honeys
- behind you.
-Oh, yeah.
-There are no honeys behind.
What? My babies?
-You sick little pervert!
-Calm down, moms.
- -"Moms?"
- -Whoa! Ho...
- Hold up now, lady.
- We sorry, okay?
Oh, you sorry, all right.
Hitting on children.
- Lisa... Can we
- please go to the car now?
- Yeah. Can y'all please
- go to the car?
- We'll go to the car when I say
- we go to the car.
Let's go to car.
Oh!
Yeah.
- -Hi, dad.
- -Hi, girls. Hi, Lisa.
Yeah, whatever.
- -What's wrong with her?
- -Uh.
- We ran
- into some construction workers.
Oh, and they hit on her?
Not exactly.
- Don't be talking about me
- like I'm not even here.
- If you got something to ask me,
- just ask me to my face.
Okay, Lisa, what's wrong?
None of your business,
you... you nosy man.
- Why don't I go to the kitchen
- with Aaron?
-Who's Aaron?
-Some man.
Yes. More specifically,
- he's a computer consultant,
- I hired.
Who can't consult without me.
- I cannot get over the nerve
- of those hard hats.
- All our taxpayer dollars
- being wasted
On those loudmouth
potbellied jerks.
Well, actually, Lisa,
- -they were in pretty good shape.
- -Yeah.
Yeah.
-Come on, tamera.
Let's go meet the computer guy.
- Oh! Aaron Paige,
- this is my daughter, tamera
- -and Lisa's daughter, Tia.
- -Hi.
- -Hi. How you're doing?
- -Hi. You're...
I think we met before.
Doesn't your brother...
-Malcolm. Go to Roosevelt?
-Yeah. So did I.
- Oh.
- -Old lady, Carmichael,
- Is the person who inspired me
- to get into computers.
But she teaches English lit.
- I know and the way she taught it
- inspired me
To get into computers.
- -Oh.
- -Oh, yeah.
- Right now,
- we're downloading our database
- So our software
- will be compatible.
-Ain't that right, Aaron?
-Well, no, not really, ray.
- But we are downloading database,
- aren't we?
-No.
- Aren't we doing something
- with data?
- -Yes, we are doing something.
- -See? I knew it.
- Hey, dad. Um. Can Aaron upgrade
- my desktop?
- Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Mine, too.
- I've been wanting
- to add 32 megs of ram.
- -That would be so chill.
- -Yeah.
- -More megs would be chill, yes.
- -No problem, no problem.
- Um. I have another appointment
- in about half an hour.
- But pop off your cables.
- I'll take your cpus with me.
-Aw, you're the b*mb.
- -Oh, you're the boss. Thank you.
- -Oh! All right!
- Sounds good. Look,
- while they're gonna get
- Their cpus,
- I'll go get the computers.
Yeah. You do that, ray.
-Huh. Oh!
-You still here?
Sorry. I can see,
I'm in your way.
I'll just power down and split.
- Oh, uh, don't you think
- you want to save your file,
- Back it up on a floppy
- in case you crash on shutdown?
Oh, you're right!
- So you know a thing or two
- about computers, huh?
- Pretty surprising
- for an old woman like me, huh?
- Well, I don't see an old woman.
- I just see a pretty face.
Maybe, we should start over.
-I'm Lisa.
-Hi, Lisa. I'm Aaron.
- And I never forget
- a beautiful woman.
- Are you sure
- we've never met before?
You know, before this afternoon,
- I would have thought
- you were flirting with me.
- Oh, but I am. I guess,
- I'm just not doing it very well.
- Oh, no, you're doing fine
- for somebody
Who hasn't been around too long.
So exactly how long
have you been around?
I'm 26, but, hey, to me,
- you know,
- age ain't nothing but a number.
Well, that's an interesting
philosophy. Tell me more.
- Well, I could talk to you
- for hours
- If you'd just give me
- your phone number.
- I don't go around giving out
- my phone number to strange men.
Oh.
But you don't seem that strange.
Uh, 555-0126, that's my home,
and my office...
- You might want to get a pencil,
- darling.
Oh. Ooh.
- -Five-five-five-0102...
- -I got it.
And my pager's 555-0180.
- -You want my fax?
- -Hey!
- -Five-five-five...
- -And remember,
When we get to club infinity
it's all about the 'tude, okay?
- And if the peg-legged
- chicken walk doesn't work...
-I've got ids.
-Wait. Ho... hold up, you guys.
Um. I am not down with fake ids.
- These people aren't fake.
- They're my cousins.
Uh. Jordan, shouldn't my ID
look like Tia's?
What's your point?
- -We're twins.
- -We're twins.
Just don't stand together.
Jordan, my guy has hair.
Man, and it's gray!
No. See, this...
-So? I have dreads.
-Oh, man, please.
We will not need these wack ids.
- I told you, I would get us
- in the club infinity.
Well, however we get in
we gonna be jammin' tonight.
- -Yeah!
- -Yeah!
-I'll get the engine started.
Mom! Ray!
- I thought you guys
- were going to the movies.
We are.
- The soundtrack to the movie
- makes you want to jam.
Yeah, that's right.
- I thought you were going
- to see amistad.
We are.
You see, jammin'
is now slang for cryin'.
- Yeah, yeah, they changed
- the meaning last week.
- Yeah and, uh, we better leave.
- So, we won't be late.
- -Bye!
- -Bye!
- Bye. That still does mean
- you're leaving, right?
Yeah, we outie.
Have fun, but not too much.
Kids.
- I'm so glad, I'm not young
- anymore, aren't you?
- Ray, what the hell
- are you talking about?
- Most days,
- I don't feel any different
Than I did when I was in my 20s.
- So who's to say,
- what's young and what's old?
That would be me.
I'm old and proud of it.
Hmm. Yeah, whatever, Grady.
Isn't it about time
for your matlock marathon?
I don't watch, matlock.
- -I watch, diagnosis m*rder.
- Oh!
Maybe I'll take a nice hot bath
- and have some hot tea
- and read a new book.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good.
- Don't you worry
- about keeping me company.
- 'Cause, I'm going
- straight to bed.
- Good idea, because you look
- a little worn out, too.
I got your worn-out.
-Oh! I wonder
who that could be at this hour.
I'll just get that
before I go to bed.
- -Oh, hi, Aaron.
- -Hi.
- -I'm ready to go.
- -You sure about that, Lisa?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, now,
I know what you're thinking
- but I am not worried
- about our age difference.
Well, maybe a little at first,
- but I say,
- you're as young as you feel.
Right now I'm feeling it.
- Oh, that's cool,
- but what I was going to say is,
- You sure you want to go
- wearing slippers?
Oh, yeah.
-Now, that's better.
Those look like dancing shoes.
- -Oh, we going dancing?
- -Oh. Hottest spot in town,
Club infinity!
Whoo!
- Party over here!
- Ain't nothin' over there.
- Man,
- looks like they checking ID.
- Better get yours out,
- cousin glenda.
- Don't sweat it.
- That's my girl, Desiree.
Your girl?
No, no, no. She's my girl
in a hookup way, Tia.
-Hookup way.
- Let me do all the talking.
- Watch me work.
What's up?
-Desiree, how you doing?
-What's up, reke?
- Hey, you think you could hook me
- and my friends up?
Hey, you know it.
Just show me some ids.
- -Ids?
- Uh-huh.
Okay. Uh, yeah, no, no, no, no.
- Sure, sure, sure.
- No problem. Excuse me.
Uh. Rasheed.
Rasheed!
- -Rasheed!
- -Oh, that's me. Oh.
- Maybe I can be
- of some assistance.
Here's my ID.
Hmm. What happened
to your dreads, rasheed?
-They fell out.
Oh!
- -I don't think so.
- -No, no, it happens.
- He... he can tell you.
- It happens all the time.
- It's a hereditary thing.
- Bro, why you...
Hold up. Hold up.
- Hey, man. You don't know him.
- Chill out. Go, brother.
Shh.
- I'm sorry. It looks like,
- it's not going to happen.
Well, who's up for amistad?
You see these brand-new shoes?
- They walking into that club.
- Excuse me.
Uh. Good crowd tonight?
Yeah, because the other
over-21 club was dead.
Yeah, whack.
Oh, not so fast. Now, I know,
you're not just going to walk
right past me, glenda.
-Well. Uh...
-girl without a shout out!
Glenda, it's me!
Desiree?
- Your home girl.
- From beauty school?
-Uh. Oh! Yeah! Desiree!
How you doing, girl?
-Girl!
- Good. Oh, you look different
- without your blonde hair.
- Girl, I couldn't keep up
- with them roots.
Uh-huh.
You never said you had a sister.
- You two look enough alike
- to be twins.
- Yeah,
- we get that a lot.
Yeah.
- Desiree!
- -Uh-huh.
-Um. This is, uh...
-Martika.
Okay. All right. You know, what?
- We'll talk more later
- after the show.
- -Y'all go on in.
- -All right, thank you!
- -We... we with them.
- -Power to the people, brother.
Excuse me. Sorry.
-Whoo. Yo, we in. We in
and you see how simple that was?
You kidding, right?
- I say we just find a table,
- okay? Let's do this.
- -Oh, we'll be right back.
- -Okay.
Oh. Hey, tamera.
Tamera?
- Hey, ex... excuse me, sir.
- Um,
Have you... have you seen a girl
-who looks exactly like me?
-Uh-huh.
- She's standing right next
- to you.
How you doing, sweet thing?
Uh. Maybe you should switch
to coffee, bro.
Excuse me.
- -Tamera?
- Tia?
- -Tamera.
- Tia!
- Excuse me. Coming...
- Excuse me. Tia!
Whoa. Quadruplets.
Cool. There's quadruplets here?
- -Girl, just keep on moving.
- -Where?
Look, it's much safer here.
Well, look who's here.
My honeys from the street.
- Your crazy mama isn't here,
- is she?
No, but our big,
crazy boyfriends are.
Ugh. What kind of club is this?
- All the guys up in here
- want to hit on you.
Girl, I worry about you.
- Oh, excuse me. Could you
- hold this table for me?
- All right,
- let me find my people.
Ya'll... hey. Wait a...
-Bro, you think you're...
-j, j, man, you find anything?
- Yeah. I found out
- the over-21 crowd can be cold.
- Look, let's find the girls.
- Come on.
Hey! Tia... Tia! Tamera!
Listen. Whoo.
- Hey, did you guys find
- a good table?
You know what?
- -We don't really need a table.
- -Yeah, yeah, we'll be partying
- -as soon as wc comes out anyway.
- -Mm-hmm.
You didn't find a table.
- Yeah. But it's at the pizza hut
- down the street.
- Ladies
- and gentlemen, here's the group
You've all been waiting for.
Put your hands together
and show your love for wc!
♪ It's the jankiest
the jankiest ♪
- ♪ still gettin' my stalk on
- walk on ♪
- ♪ one about the feds on camera
- with the folded bandanna ♪
♪ It's me the d-u-b-c
night train sipper ♪
- ♪ two fingers split i'ma get her
- once again I bring her ♪
- ♪ skip, skip throw it up
- throw it up ♪
- ♪ swole up thought I told ya
- 'bout this mad circle soldier ♪
- ♪ all stars lost pieces
- khakis and linens ♪
- ♪ the og godfather
- with the blue feather in it ♪
- ♪ the shadiest, what's crackin'
- who got the sackin' ♪
♪ Fool what they goin' for
everybody's on the floor ♪
- ♪ make way for the cutthroat
- with a beard long as Moses ♪
- ♪ walkin' through yo camps
- and striking ♪
- ♪ a straight vet connect g*ng
- is my set ♪
- ♪ since a rook I did
- everything in the book... ♪
Oh! Oh, Aaron.
- -Oh, that was an exciting ride.
- -I'm sorry about all the bumps.
Oh, no, that was the best part.
- I haven't ridden on the back
- of a motorcycle since I was...
Boy, that was fun.
Should I get us a table?
- Oh, table, my foot!
- I came here to dance.
Let's get our groove on.
- ♪ ...still out bangin'
- the streets ♪
♪ Players get jacked
from thinkin' I'm acting ♪
♪ now bow to the shadiest
hood patrollin' west rollin' ♪
♪ 7 figure n*gga
still hi-fi growin' ♪
♪ money foldin' running
nothing but trues ♪
- ♪ jumping out the fo'
- in the corduroy house shoes ♪
♪ Wc a g been in
these streets for years ♪
- ♪ been loccin' since the force
- md's were singing "tears" ♪
- ♪ now what the hell
- a new Jack got to say to me ♪
♪ I was sagging way back
when kday was the b*at ♪
- ♪ at uncle jamms army
- jackin' fools for filas ♪
- ♪ when run dmc
- and jam master first bust ♪
- ♪ we was throwin' up the dub
- outta Nissan trucks ♪
- ♪ raised by a crew of real
- riders and knick kickers ♪
- ♪ that never ran on ya but was
- quick to put them hands on ya ♪
- ♪ man, y'all better
- figure us out quick ♪
- ♪ ain't no rappers
- here we felons ♪
- ♪ trying to make money
- at this here
♪ Not just clownin'
we got thousands ♪
♪ still out bangin'
the streets ♪
Hey, watch out.
-Tia!
Mom?
- -Mom?
- -Mom?
- -Tamera!
- -Lisa?
Lisa? Oh.
- -Aaron?
- -Aaron?
- -Hey, who's Aaron?
- -Hey, who's Aaron?
-Mom. Mom.
- You know, I say we better
- get out of here
Before the crowd parts again
- and your moms
- is in snatching distance.
- -I'm with that.
- -I'm with that, too.
-Whoa! Whoa! Who's Aaron?
-Just let it go, tyreke.
Now, where'd they go?
Oh.
Excuse me a minute,
Aaron.
-Excuse me, Mr. Wc.
This'll only take a second.
Hello! This on?
- Now, I know
- you're in here somewhere.
- And I'm not going
- to embarrass you
By calling out your names
because you know who you are,
and you know you're underage.
- So get your young butts
- out of here.
I mean now!
-I'm finished.
-So am I.
- Thanks for running
- the crowd off.
Oh, you're welcome.
I love your cd.
♪ Not just clownin'
we got thousands ♪
- ♪ still out bangin'
- the streets ♪
♪ Players get, whoo
from thinkin' I'm acting ♪
Ah, perfect.
"Chapter five. Nirvana.
The night was still
and nothing could
break her silence..."
What the...
- -Lisa?
- -Are the girls here yet?
- -No.
- -Oh,
I must have b*at them.
Lisa...
- Lisa, you sure you never drove
- a motorcycle before?
- I didn't know my bike
- could do a two mile wheelie.
- Well, it was either that,
- or stop at the red light.
Aaron, what are you doing here?
- I wass just bringing Lisa home
- from our date.
Actually, she brought me.
-You two went on a date?
- Oh, never mind that.
- Never mind that. They're here.
- I thought you were in bed.
- I've been tiptoeing around here
- -all night.
- -Well, I lied, okay?
- There's a lot of that
- going around.
Tia! Tamera! Now!
- Now, you're in enough trouble
- as it is,
So get on in this house!
- Don't y'all even think
- about kissing those boys!
-Yes, ma'am.
-Mom. We are so, so sorry.
- -You are so, so grounded.
- -Grounded?
- -And no phone.
- -No phone?
- -And no TV.
- -No TV?
- Dad, don't question her.
- You're making it worse.
Ray, you won't believe
where I ran into them.
On the back of your chopper?
Can you just get past that?
They were at the club infinity.
- -You're kidding.
- -I wish, I were.
- There I was getting my groove on
- with Aaron.
- Then I bumped into Thelma
- and Louise
- With their little knucklehead
- boyfriends.
- Getting your groove on
- with Aaron?
- -Don't change the subject.
- -Oh, here's your invoice, ray.
-Thanks, son.
- Can we just not lose focus here?
- Now, this isn't about me.
It's about them. Now, I belong
in that club. I'm way over 21.
You can forget that way over.
I'm so disappointed in you.
- You lied to me so you could go
- to some club.
You should be so ashamed.
- I am, okay?
- Now, what about them?
- -I was talking to them!
- -Oh.
Look, mom, ray.
- We were wrong to lie
- to you guys.
- But we only wanted to see wc
- in person.
- Yeah and we didn't do anything
- 21-and-over.
Well, wanting to see a band
- is no excuse
- for breaking the law.
- You had no business
- being in that club.
- I mean, you have plenty of time
- to grow up.
- You wanna live your life
- so fast.
I know, that's right.
You tell them, Aaron.
- I... I was talking about us,
- Lisa.
- I don't think
- it's gonna work out.
- -What?
- -No, no, no, no.
It's not you, it's me.
You got it going on and all,
- but if this is a typical night
- for you,
I don't know if I can keep up.
I'm sorry, Lisa.
-Oh, I understand, Aaron.
- You're not the first man
- I ran into the ground.
Hmm, you won't be the last.
- Well, I hope
- you've learned your lesson.
- Yeah, I got to find a man
- who can keep up with me.
- -He was talking to us.
- -He was talking to us.
- The computer sultant...
- Consultant.
He's a sultan of soul.
-He's a sultan of Brunei.
-He's an oil... magnate.
Cumba sultan laude.
He is the all-majesty,
all-seeing.
- -All sultan.
- -Okay, Tim.
- -Okay.
- -And why are you laughing?
- -Because i...
- -you had no business
- -being in that club.
- -It didn't make sense.
Uh... oh, nobody knew but you.
-Oh.
-I knew. I knew. I knew.