04x08 - The Toilet Bowl

[bunniefuu]

[cows mooing] - [yells]

Son, you all right?

[groans]

Oh, god! Contraction!

You're seven months pregnant.

You're not contracting.

Please go to the hospital.

You're going to need to go on bed rest Until the baby's full-term.

I don't exactly have insurance right now.

I'll figure out something.

I got a business opportunity That really could make you a rich man.

Nice.

Yeah.

I thought he was the one.

I know, sweetie.

I'm sorry, babe.

Do your thg, skeeter.

That's pretty great.

Texas forever.

I think either one of them would be nice, hon.

This one still has a tag on it.

Might as well wear that one.

It's brand-new.

Honey, you know you've got to put your toiletries Into the plastic travel bag.

These are ugly.

I'm not bringing those.

Don't take those.

Have you seen my bright blue shirt?

Gracie doesn't have any pants.

It's in with the dry cleaning.

Let me get it.

But now get that stuff together.

We've got to go.

Do you know where gracie's pants are?

We've got less than a half an hour.

Do you know where fracie's pants are?

Hi, sweet angel.

They're in the bottom drawer.

You're gonna help your daddy find your pants.

The bottom drawer, sweetie.

You realize none of my outfits are gonna work Unless I have that shirt.

I'm getting it right now.

They're not in the bottom drawer.

Well, if not, then check in the dryer.

Come on. Bring your spaceman.

I know. We got to get your pants on.

Mom, every outfit you packed I look like a realtor in.

All right now.

Hey, y'all need to pack up...

Honey, you're gonna look amazing and beautiful For your interviews.

And let's get going.

You give 'em hell up there, You understand me?

See.

You found the pants.

That's great.

All right?

All right, time to go.

You were five minutes late Five minutes ago.

Bye, dad.

Good-bye.

You're gonna be great for your daddy.

Oh, sh**t, I got to grab my briefcase.

Andnot that anybody cares we have The league's two last-place teams facing off This Friday-- the East Dillon lions Versus the campo park timberwolves.

Folks, I don't mean to be crude, But I understand that this game Has unofficially been called The toilet bowl.

If you're coach Taylor, You got to see this game As a singular opportunity To get a "w" on the books this season.

[toilet bowl flushes]

Hey, ma, do I have a follo w-up with the doctor?

He said he didn't need to see you again Unless it's still hurting in a couple of weeks.

It's doing good, right?

I mean, you've been going to practice and everything.

Yeah. No, I'm good.

I've been driving by this property and...

[sighs] yeah.

Wow.

It doesn't have a price on there, and I was just...

Yeah. A steal.

$85,000.

$75,000 if you could pay half the purchasing price up front.

Might that be an option?

Um...

Hey, yeah, I know that we hang out all the time--

Exactly. So why we got to call it a date?

Because there's a very distinct difference In just hanging out and an actual date.

I would be wearing a nice button-up shirt.

And you would probably be wearing, like, a nice skirt Or something like that.

Yeah.

And it would be nighttime.

When you say a nice shirt, though, You don't mean the one with the periodic table.

I have other really nice shirts.

I have a bunch of really nice shirts.

Yeah, um, I have Wednesday night off.

Perfect.

So Wednesday night?

Wednes--I love wednesdays.

Yeah.

Okay.

Great.

All right.

Good night.

Cool.

Okay.

[laughs]

Full-pad Monday.

Everyone ought to be happy.

You know what, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's how you plaz the game- Who's heard that before?

Well, that doesn't apply to this team anymore.

Listen to me.

Individually, we ought to be damn proud Of where we come from And where we are right now.

Collectively, I think we've got A hell of a football team here.

But we're not scrappers anymore.

We're lions.

And this is our time.

This is your time.

We got a week for this game coming up.

I want you to know I'm proud To take the field with you.

Let's practice.

[cheering]

[whooping]

All: Let's go!

What's going on?

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So we have a fabulous contradiction here.

Chaucer is the founder Of modern english poetry, But he also uses words Like "ass" and "fart."

So what does chaucer's very deliberate use Of language tell us?

Anyone?

Someone. Come on, really.

Yes, ma'am?

Do you want to answer?

Oh, no, I'm just observing.

Oh, no, that's okay.

It seems you have a thought.

Please, share.

Oh, well, would it have to do with the context?

You know, who's speaking?

Exactly.

[laughs]

Context. Who's speaking.

Think about the knight's tale.

Mm-hmm.

A story of romantic love...

[whistle blows]

To the middle!

[whistle blows]

Whoo!

Let's see you throw it like that Without tipping off the safety with your shoulders.

All right, looking good.

Looking good!

Yeah!

Let's blitz.

Here we go.

Hit to hurt, gentlemen. Let's go.

[grunting]

Down the field. That's it, that's it.

[whistle blows]

Fours, come here.

You all right?

Yeah.

You sure?

Mm-hmm.

All right, let's go.

[winces]

Grab the ball, Luke. Here we go.

Whoo!

Look what the cat drug in.

[laughs]

Ain't got any need for a toilet, do you?

No, I don't.

I've never heard such malarkey in my life. Hey, eric.

Good to see you.

You too.

[sighing] - joe, keep the elbow up.

Toilet bowl, god help us.

I just want to tell you that I...

I used to be something For the Dillon panthers.

And I want to be that way here.

I can help you.

I'm gonna do that.

I just want to let you know that.

All right.

[chatter] - keep your hands--

No, no, put it back.

[kids yelling] - darius!

[kids laughter] darius! Caleb!

[laughter and shrieking]

Let go! [squeals]

What's up? Look, look, look, look.

We're gonna run a pos t-route with the sunflower seeds.

Go, go, go.

Look at this.

Are you seriously teaching them to throw food in a--

Oh, you can't teach that.

That was a great job.

What's wrong with you?

That's talent.

Hey.

Look at all you boys.

I haven't seen you in such a long time.

You've grown.

Darius, did anybody tell you you look More and more like your daddy?

Yes, ma'am.

[laughing] I bet they do.

You know, I tell you what, I'm cooking dinner next week, and I want you to be there.

Me?

Yup.

Oh, no, I wouldn't want To impose on...

No, no, no, you're not imposing.

I'm gonna cook for us, and I expect you to be there, okay?

Final answer.

Hey, you boys be good now.

Listen to what she tells you to do, okay?

All: Yes, ma'am.

I'll see you. Come on, baby. Come on.

Keep those.

Let 'em have the pancakes.

Can I get the pancakes, please?

No, you can't.

Let 'em.

Stop. You hush.

[laughter]

I mean, honestly, before you were a guidance counselor, I don't think got any applications From your district.

Well, you know, I think once y'all came down To the fair, it just put a face to the school And let the kids realize It's not so far away, and it's a real opportunity for 'em.

Well, I'm just so glad you came up to b.C.

We are too.

Julie, how do you like it so far?

Um, it looks exactly like the brochure.

Beautiful.

Did you get a chance to sit in on any classes?

Yeah, an english class.

Oh, great. How was it?

It was good.

It was great.

We had so much fun.

It was professor paulson's class.

Oh, vanessa.

Her class is like being at some fabulous dinner party.

It made me want to go get the canterbury tales,

Just read it for fun all over again.

Mm-hmm.

Jules loves to read too, Don't you, honey?

I think she got that from me.

This place is so gorgeous.

You have a big game coming up this weekend.

What do you have to say about it?

[knock at door]

[grunts]

All right.

Yeah.

Some chick named mindy's on the phone for you, and she sounds really crazy, So do you want me to just blow her off?

No.

Hey, skeeter.

Hi.

Mins.

Hey, tim, I can't get a hold of billy, and the toilet's backed up, and I need you to get over here.

Um, see, I've had a few too many, So I can't drive.

Actually, this isn't about you and your drinking problem.

It's about me and my baby, and the toilet is toxic.

And I pee every five minutes.

And I don't know where your brother is, and I really need you to be here.

So go in the bathtub.

I'm not gonna go in the bathtub!

I am on bed rest. Get your ass over here!

[beep]

Can you drive stick?

Remember, the clutch is your best friend, okay?

I'm not really sure what you mean when you say that.

Just let-- [tires screech]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I don't have air bags, by the way.

Relax. Relax.

So why were you in a suit today?

Oh, that's a good question.

Some guys aren't meant to be in a suit, and some guys are.

It's green.

The light's green. Here we go.

Wrench me.

Ew.

Where is billy anyways?

Doing some big job down at the rig.

This late?

You didn't know that?

Yeah, I knew that.

He's been working a lot of nights lately.

Yeah, well, it's getting busy, min, Which is a good thing.

It's not a big deal, right?

What do you mean?

Like, if I call him, and he's all distracted, and he's tired all the time, and if I walk into a room and he's on the phone, Then he hangs up really quickly?

Mins, what you're saying is not happening.

He is having an affair, isn't he?

No, he's not.

I don't even want to know.

That's the sad part.

How pathetic am I?

I don't even want to know If my husband's cheating on me Because I'm a total mess.

Yeah, I mean, this is an emerging team.

Equals emerging opportunity.

[speaks spanish]

[speaks spanish]

Oh, no, no.

He thinks you want free time.

I understand. I'm a businessman.

I understand that.

This is a new demographic for you--

Football.

Football.

American football, yeah.

[speaks spanish]

No, no, I understood that.

Buddy.

American football.

And I understand you.

Uno momento. Yeah, what?

You think this is really necessary?

If they want to talk trash about us, the hell with them.

Let's just get out of here.

I'm an investor.

They understand that.

This is a chance for us to have a voice.

We can stop all the trash talk That's going on. This can make a difference.

Do you think we can do this within another five minutes?

Yes.

Just...Keep going.

Senor.

Yes.

Yes.

You say you want english on a spanish station?

Just--just for the football games.

What the hell you doing?

Mornin'.

Yeah, morning.

You can be honest with me, man.

I'm just-- are you messing around on mindy?

[scoffs]

No. No.

'cause I know you've been working late And all that kind of stuff, and I was over there, and she's all worried and stressed out.

And maybe-- - I'm not cheating on mindy.

All right?

What's all this late-night stuff then?

Just doing a little afte r-hours work, that's all.

What kind of after-hours work?

You know, it's the kind of after-hours work That you can't really do in the daytime.

You get it?

No, billy, I don't get it.

That's why I'm asking. What do you mean?

After-hours-- - okay.

A couple guys came to me a couple weeks ago, and they gave me a little proposition, and--

What kind of proposition?

Once or twice a week, they come by with a car, and I break it down to its component parts.

They need it turned around in a quick time, and they pay really well...

Chop shop.

That's the stupidest...

Yeah, well, it's a plan, tim.

You got a better plan?

Yeah, billy.

We had a plan.

I mean, we just had a party here And raised buckets of money.

Buckets of money?

Where's all that money then, billy?

Buckets of money. You want to know Where that money is, tim?

Yeah, I do.

One meeting with a specialist.

That money's gone.

You got any other plans, tell me about 'em.

Yeah, billy.

This.

This was our plan, billy.

Riggins' rigs.

Tim, it's a temporary thing.

Temporary thing --you have no idea what you're risking.

Look, nobody's getting hurt here, man.

You keep reminding me, Like, every week that you have a family, and this mechanic shop is some dream of yours.

Tim, that's the whole reason I'm doing this, okay?

The whole reason I'm doing this is for my family.

This is gonna prevent me from going bankrupt.

It's gonna make sure That mindy's gonna be okay and that my baby's gonna be okay.

All right?

And once it's over with, Everything will go back to normal.

I can't...

[sighing] oh, I love this school.

I know. It's your favorite.

Did I ever tell you this was my first-choice school?

Only, like, a million times.

But no pressure or anything, right?

What do you mean? Of course, no pressure.

[laughs]

You'd have disowned me if I didn't apply to this college.

What are you talking about?

You've just been staring over my shoulder, Looking at every syllable that I've put into every application Since I started the college process.

Wait a minute. You decided where you wanted to apply.

I have been trying to help you In that process.

But, honey, it's up to you what school you go to.

It's not up to me.

All I'm trying to do Is--is support you as you're making that decision, That's all.

You get me?

Yeah.

You sure about that?

Yeah.

[rock music]

♪ shoobie-doo-wah ♪
♪ shoobie-doo-wah ♪
♪ shoobie-doo-wah ♪
♪ ♪
♪ oh ♪
♪ strange ♪

-- hold on.

♪ oh ♪
♪ oh ♪

♪ feel strange ♪

I can't hit that note.

I'm sorry.

Is something the matter today, Landry?

No, I just couldn't hit that note, and I got frustrated.

He got stood up.

I did not get stood up, Jimmy.

Actually, the date was rescheduled because of conflicts.

And that might be a good thing because Thursday is more of, like, a sexual night anyways.

So we're just gonna go through the whole psychoanalytic breakdown?

No, I'm saying, by 7:00 p.M.

On Thursday, your brain has basically clicked in That it's pretty much the weekend, But Wednesday's closer to Monday.

And no one's getting busy on Monday, but...

Get busy?

[rim sh*t]

Every now and then, people want to get busy.

[timer goes off]

Ms. Howard, can I help you out in there?

Oh, no, no, no, you stay put.

I know you've been working hard.

You need help with that?

Oh, no, baby, I got it.

[chuckles] - mm. Wow.

So, jess, I must say bless your heart For joining us 'cause I ain't never seen this boy Wear anything but a t-shirt.

[laughs]

How you been?

Oh, well, you know, I can't complain.

Well, you know, I lost my job down at the hotel, But that was because it was closing And whatnot, but, you know, I'm keeping myself really busy, So, um, I did some part-time work For this cleaning company, and, you know, that just really didn't pan out.

I think it was just because of doing The night school thing down at tech.

You know, things start changing--

Mama, these mashed potatoes are delicious.

Yeah, I know, baby.

It's good.

So I'm planning, and...

That's good.

Yeah. My aunt said to tell you hello.

Oh.

She's working down at this-- for this new company- you know what, honey?

Do you know how amazing you are?

I mean, do you know how amazing you are?

'cause, when you were a little girl, I mean, this light would just shine through you.

And--and now look at you.

You've become a beautiful young woman.

Thank you.

Vincent, isn't she beautiful?

[laughs]

I mean, look at her.

Isn't she beautiful?

Oh, stop it.

She's gorgeous.

Mm. Yeah.

Coach, you know you doomed, Unless you can come up with some kind opassing game.

Hey, why don't you let coach worry about his game?

Y'all need to worry about buying some of this radio airtime.

You know, buddy called me the other day.

That man is on a mission.

The roto-rooter talk's not exactly morale-boosting, is it?

Who are you telling?

I bought 60 seconds, I'm a damn preacher.

Hey, sure hope you make it worth my while, come Friday.

We'll do our best.

Hey, this is pretty good brisket here.

Thank you. Now I can die happy.

He's warming up to me.

[laughter]

Great. The internet's not working.

I'm sorry, honey.

Want to call downstairs?

No.

Jules.

You all right, honey?

I know I should be excited about this trip, and I know that we've been planning it For a really long time, and it's...

Everything's just-- just happening so fast.

I know. I know it seems like it.

I know I'm letting yo.

Hey, huh-uh.

No, ma'am. Don't go there.

How could you be letting me down?

I feel like such a stupid mess.

Like, hi, here I am. I got dumped.

And I'm hanging out at all these universities Where I don't belong.

Of course you do.

You belong anywhere you want.

I don't know. It's like, all these interviews, It's like... I'm expected to recite All these factoids about myself And tell them how perfect I am And why I'd be a good student, and it's just...

It just seems fake.

Well, I'll tell you what.

The only thing you need to do In all these interviews is go in and just be you.

Just, you know, look at this as an opportunity.

This is an opportunity for your future.

It's exciting.

I'm gonna go take a shower.

[knock at door]

Yo.

What's up, man?

What up, c?

Chillin'.

Another day.

I know you hungry.

Go ahead and eat something.

What's up?

Getting kind of boring stealing these cars without you.

Need my road dawg.

I can't, man.

I wish I could, but, you know, Gotta study these plays, you know.

Right. Right. Plays.

Plays. Yo.

You know, ty and some of his boys Are gonna be down at the park hooping later, man.

You should definitely roll.

We could take 'em.

I mean, you ain't that good, But, you know, you got me on your team, So we solid.

Yeah, bro.

Can't do it.

Practice, you know.

Coach is on my butt about it, so...

Coach come first, huh?

All right.

It's not even like that, man.

Listen, look, we gonna be hanging Real soon.

I just can't get caught up, you know.

My p.O., you know how it is.

Yeah, I know how it is, man.

All right.

[door shuts]

Okay, so when you walk in, you want to have a presence.

So smile-- are you paying attention?

Yeah.

Okay. Walk tall.

Come in. Sit.

[sighs]

With your shoulders pulled back, Like there's a beam of energy coming out of your chest.

I don't think I'm trying to be a superhero here.

I just want a job.

[laughs] okay, now, get up, and let's do it from the beginning.

Oh. It's my turn.

Okay. You ready for this?

I am so ready.

[exhales]

Walk tall.

Walking tall.

[clears throat]

That's my resume, sir.

So, mr. Riggins, I understand you're applying for a job here.

What kind of situation are you looking for?

I'm looking for a situation where I can achieve something, Be proud of it, and do it, start to finish, On my own.

You know what I think?

What?

I think you're a strong person, An honest worker, and I think you can grow up to be whoever you want to be, Tim riggins.

[knock at door]

I'm guessing that's for you.

What are you doing here?

Just came to talk to tim riggins.

Oh.

It's for you.

Yep.

How are you doing?

Fine.

Good.

Fours.

What can I do you for?

Um, I got hurt real bad at the farm.

I mean, it's like, when I push off and when I get hit, It's like someone's trying to rip my leg off with a crowbar.

What about the meds the doc gave you?

It's like three weeks of meds.

I went through 'em in one.

All right.

This is what I need you to do, all right?

Mm-hmm.

Dr. Cooney.

Mental note this, all right?

When you see him, first thing you got to do, Tell him how great he was at tmu.

Bring up your hip. And then there's four questions.

One-word answers.

Mm-hmm.

No, no, yes, no.

That's it.

All right. Okay.

[laughs] well, the joke is on you, Mr. Kangaroo, for my sword was dipped in poison.

Okay. Yay! Whoo!

Whoo!

Yay, thanks, Landry, for the story.

Now it's bedtime.

What?

Come on.

Now be careful with those swords.

And start the--

[laughter]

You're trying to scare me.

Aren't you gonna kiss?

Go inside.

No.

Start the bathwater.

Vince is gonna kick your butt. [laughs]

He's gonna kick who's butt?

[laughter] - this is gonna be fun!

Jess likes the punter!

She's gonna kiss him!

Smoochy!

What'd he say about vince?

I don't-- I don't know.

I think they like--yeah.

Well, either way, I had a really good time tonight.

[chuckles]

I did too.

I'll see you tomorrow at school.

Yeah.

Thanks for the sword.

Be careful.

And for the story.

That--thanks.

All right. [door shuts]

Good night.

Yeah.

Well, I got a toy.

All right, it's a vegetarian place, and it's around here somewhere.

It's supposed to be great.

I read a review about it.

Can't we just go back and order room service?

What are you talking about?

This is gonna be fun.

I just want to go back.

Hey, hon, come here, come here, Come here, come here, come here, listen.

I know you're sad about Matt leaving, and I am sorry for that.

But we're here. All right?

This is a great opportunity for you.

I just want to make sure you're seeing the bigger picture.

I don't know what that big picture is.

It's you. It's your life.

It's your future.

It's getting into the school of your dreams.

You mean the school of your dreams.

Hey.

Stop acting like you're here Because of me, like I've been Masterminding your applications and all that.

No, you've always wanted to go to a great school Your whole life.

I am just here to support you.

You get that?

Well, I'm sorry I'm not giving you the command performance That you deserve.

Well, you know what? You've got an opportunity tomorrow.

And you can either show up and be your best self, But if you blow it off because of a break-up, You are gonna regret that.

So what do you want me to do?

I want you to pull it together, girl.

Yeah, well, I'm trying to pull it together, okay?

Well, try harder.

Try harder?

Yes.

Thanks for your support, mom.

Jules, come-- jules, come here.

Come here. Jules.

We were assigned a christmas memory last year,

And, after that, I started reading All of capote's short stories.

They're really great.

Well, that's impressive.

You know what I think is really amazing?

Is that he and harper lee were best friends.

That, in a little town, two great artists Found each other when they were kids.

Hmm. I never thought of it that way.

Now, Julie, Is there anything else you want to say about yourself, Something that we wouldn't pick up from reading your transcript?

Um...

When I started high school, I couldn't wait to get out of Dillon.

I thought that every book I read was like a rung on a ladder That I built to escape this town That was all about high school football and nothing else.

And now that I'm actually getting close to leaving, I'm starting to appreciate That I was shaped by my town, That I have different viewpoint than every other person.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that...

I'm surprised by how happy I am To be from where I'm from.

Does that make any sense?

Yes, it does.

Thanks for coming in.

Well, I appreciate you taking the meeting.

Absolutely.

Great.

So anything you want to add before we're done?

Resume seems pretty up-to-date And, I mean, the state champ's on there and stuff.

Yeah. Hey, that was impressive, man.

I know I could really come Into this kind of workplace and have a sense of achievement.

Well, tim, I think you'd be a good fit here.

Awesome. Great.

Great.

Yeah.

And so we'll be in touch.

Okay.

You take care.

Yeah. You too.

[footsteps]

Hey.

Hi.

So?

Is that you asking me how it went?

I mean, you know, I'm not pressuring you.

You tell me if you want to tell me.

It went well.

Good.

Actually, it went great.

And I went in there, and I totally kicked ass.

[squeals]

[laughs]

Oh.

Oh, I'm so proud of you.

But you know what, hon?

You know I'd be proud of you no matter what, right?

I know.

And this whole thing about the fact That I applied to this school--

I know, I know. It's your dream.

No, honey, honey, that's the thing.

I got my dream.

I went to a good school, I got the degree I wanted, I met your dad, and I had you.

You're my dream, baby.

I got what I wanted.

I got it all.

And now it's your job to dream up whatever you want, and I will support you to the ends of the earth to do that.

Our plane's not till tonight.

We could go-- go to a museum Or go get a hot fudge sundae and celebrate.

Could we just go home?

Sure we can, sweetie.

You allergic to any medication?

No.

Use alcohol?

No.

You ever try any ove r-the-counter medications?

Yes.

They do any good for the pain?

No.

Hmm.

Who's gonna win the bcs?

Tmu, sir.

[laughs]

At least your head's in the right spot.

Here you go.

Thank you very much.

Good luck tonight.

Yes, sir.

They said I came close, Whatever that means.

And they'll--they'll, of course, keep the resume close by.

So you never know.

There's no accounting for taste.

That's what my mom always says.

I've heard that a few times myself.

So this is it, huh?

This is it.

It's beautiful.

You know what? I didn't want that job anyways.

See those trees right there?

That little ridge?

That's where the house is gonna go.

And then I want that deck That goes all the way around.

A wraparound.

Yeah.

Maybe even a little guest house.

You never know.

You see the tree line right there, I mean, I've walked this property a few times, and it goes way, way beyond that.

It's endless.

I wanted to--

I wanted to thank you...

For helping me with...

The process.

So thank you.

[clears throat]

[silently] I'm sorry.

Welcome, folks, and all the fans Of the East Dillon lions.

We invite you tonight to the radio debut Of lions football on 1040 a.M., el fuego.

Now over to my partner And your play-by-play man willie gault.

Thank you, buddy garrity, and thank you to all you fans who tuned in To hear a game that has been given A very special billing--

The toilet bowl.

One, two, three! All: Lions!

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Oh!

Go! Go! Go!

[cheers and applause]

There's the snap. Looking left.

He cuts up the middle.

Too late. Makes a move.

[cheers and applause]

Touchdown!

There we go.

[cheers and applause]

And the lions draw first blood.

What an impressive first series That coach eric Taylor Has designed here in East Dillon tonight.

Yeah!

I tell you what, vince howard is gunned up, He is yoked up, and he is playing Like he's been playing quarterback his whole life.

And this touchdown was brought to you By el amigo restaurant.

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Vince howard comes back out in the spread.

He's got his a back setup in the slot.

Rolling right to throw back.

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Oh! Beautiful pass!

Oh, he overthrew him. It's incomplete.

[laughs]

Would you look at the g*n on that kid?

Howard has just thrown the ball It looks like 60 yards, willie.

It seems like inexperience Finally caught up with young howard.

Landry!

Field goal.

But it's on the 25 yard line.

Just go kick the damn thing.

[cheers and applause] - go, Landry, go!

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[cheers and applause]

Ladies and gentlemen, Landry clarke has hit a 42-yard field goal.

East Dillon lions go into halftime With a 17 to 7 lead.

[machinery whines]

You scared the crap out of me.

What's with the monkey suit?

How much money are we talking about?

Tim.

I don't want you involved in this.

How much?

You'll make more money in two months Than you could in two years.

Two months?

Two months max.

[cheers and applause]

It's 17

-7, East Dillon, and the way the lions have been playing tonight, I hope coach Taylor just lets 'em play.

All right, go on one. Ready? All: Break.

Howard over center.

There's your snap.

He's looking left.

Under pressure, throws the ball.

Oh, it's picked off!

Oh, what are you doing?

Timberwolves have it. Going the other way!

The pack on the move.

Touchdown, timberwolves.

[hollers]

[grunts]

You know what, A good quarterback's got a short memory.

[cheers and applause]

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Cafferty's looking for a place to go.

There's nowhere to run.

And Cafferty gets swarmed by the timberwolf team.

Come on!

Oh, my, fumble!

Campo picks it up.

Looks like reservations for six.

Touchdown, timberwolves!

[groans]

Another timberwolf touchdown.

This cannot be.

The lions have squandered their lead.

Now how did this happen?

I think I'm gonna be sick, willie.

All: [chanting] let's go, lions, let's go!

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Hey, hey, time out. Time.

Hey, you all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You all right till next series?

Yeah. Let's go. Yes, sir.

Okay.

Let's do it.

60 seconds left in the game, The lions third and goal from the two-yard line.

Coach Taylor out of time-outs.

You know, sometimes, willie, There are other forces at work.

Damn it, coach Taylor has inspired these boys, He's worked these boys, and these boys are a team.

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[cheers and applause]

Go, go, go!

Yeah!

The East Dillon lions win! We won!

We won a game!

[cheers and applause]

Yeah.

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I got to admit, my man's been insane tonight.

No doubt.

I'll see you later.

Hey, Landry!

Hey there.