02x36 - Jelly Aches
Posted: 02/29/24 13:02
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- Oh, morning everybody!
You guys notice anything... awesome?
- (BIG GASPS)
All: Is that a Blaster Cow backpack?!
- Yep. My mom bought it for me
because I stopped eating the Christmas decorations.
- I love you, Blaster Cow.
- Uh... what's a Blaster Cow?
- She's the greatest superhero EVER!
♪ It's Blaster Cow, Blaster Cow, ♪
(Roars)
♪ Evil intolerant, ♪
♪ Won't skim on the justice ♪
♪ Who pasturizes the bad guys ♪
♪ BLASTER COWWWWWW! ♪
MOOOOOO!
- Wow. They are REALLY
running out of superhero ideas.
(Zombie like groaning) - Ew, look at all that drool!
- Uh-oh, Chef-dude.
It's happening again.
- (Groans)
Whenever a kid shows up with a cool new thing
the others get... jelly.
As in jeal-ous-y.
Except Jude. He's cool as a cucumber.
But the others? It's like a little green monster
takes over their brains!
- (Poof) Hey, there, Red.
I'm Gazunga, the invisible jealousy troll.
What's your pleasure?
- (Groans)
(Heavenly music plays)
- Holy cow, am I right? It could be yours!
(Zaps)
- (Cackles)
Oh, Ow-ennnnn.
How 'bout I try it on...
just for a sec?
- Uh... maybe later?
- HAND IT OVER!
- (Scared gasp)
(Jumping thuds)
- Okay, that's a timeout.
- (Groans)
Gazunga: (Laughs) That was hysterical!
These kids are so easy to make jealous.
I think I'll stick around.
- (Mischievous giggle)
Harold: Check it out!
I got the new X-Foot, Highlight Reel Pros.
- That sneaker head thinks he's so cool
wearing shoes that light up.
Whatchya gonna do about it? (Zaps)
- Wow, Harold! Those shoes are so hot?
Better cool 'em off.
- (Zapping) They're not wwwaterrrpprrrooff!
Shoes that don't light up?
What good are they now?! (Crying)
- Timeout for you, too, Wrecky McTwoShoes.
- Perfect dismount. As usual.
- Oh yeah? Well...
watch this!
(Groaning)
- Ew, Beth!
- Wait, wait, wait,
don't you like to win at... everything?
Well, nose picking counts too. (Zaps)
Booger digging competition... GO!
- You gonna take that?!
(Zaps) Dig harder!
Dig deeper!
HAHAHAHA!
GET YOUR BOOGIE ON!
- Anyone have a measuring tape?
- What is with you kids today?
- (Laughs) Okay, who's next?
- Jude! Look how high I can go!
- Heh. Too easy.
(Poof) What are you? Afraid of heights?
Get on the other swing and show her how high you can go!
- Dude, you're crushin' it!
- Wha? I musta missed. (Zaps)
- Wayda swing for the fences, Izz! Later.
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(Zapping)
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(Angry groan)
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
- Who keeps talking?
- Oh right, I'm invisible.
(Zaps) That's better.
HEY! ARE YOU NOT JELLY?!
- Whoa! Actually I'm Jude.
Good guess though, little dude.
- Grr. I'm not asking if your name is jelly
I'm asking why you don't feel jealousy!
(Sighs) Look, I'm a jealousy troll.
Gazunga's the name and makin' people jelly's my game.
- Cool.
- WHY AREN'T YOU EVER JEALOUS?!
- I can explain, troll-dude,
but it's a long story.
You see, I can't feel jealously because...
it's not my thing?
- Wait, is... is that it? - Yep.
Guess the story was shorter than I thought.
The Judester's all about being his best self.
You should try it.
- I am! By making people jealous!
And you're ruining it! - Sorry, brah.
I'm just not the jelly type.
- Not the jelly "TYPE", huh?
Challenge accepted.
- Dude! I call this skater tottering.
(Wheels rasp)
- So that's how you have fun
when you're alone on a teeter totter.
- Skateboarding, eh?
For the tough ones, sometimes you gotta make it personal.
Usually, boosting a wand's power with jelly gems
is against union rules,
but this is a jellymergency! (Zaps)
- Hey Jude! You think you can thrash?
Well, watch this!
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Co-pilot: Uh, here's your extra hot coffee, Captain.
(Bang, coffee spills) Captain: AAAAAAAHHHHH!
(Hard landing thud)
- Ta. Da.
- Nailed it.
- Duuuuuude... - Here it comes...
- That. Was. Awesome!
- WHAT?!?
- We can be board buddies! (Zaps)
- Grrrrr. He's unjellying my jellies!
- Good ol' toque.
Wouldn't be the same without ya, pal.
- Behold our superior toques.
- So warm.
- So... toquey.
- Sweet lids, dudes!
Toque-bros!
(Zaps) All: (Cheering) Toque-bros!
- Toque-bros? That's not even a thing!
(Phone rings) Who is it?
H-Head Office?
Yes, I know I'm behind on my jealousy quota
for the day.
(Shouting though the phone) Okay, okay, I'm on it!
- Dude. I notice you like to take your time saying duuuuude.
- Duuuude! I sure do, duuuuude.
It's kinda my whole thing!
- Then let's both say dude together.
- You're on, duuuude!
(in unison) , , ,
(inhale) Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
(Squirrel whimpers)
uuuuuuuuuuuude.
- Whoa. Great dude, dude!
(Zaps)
- THAT DOES IT! You GOTTA be jelly!
You're fakin' this zen routine just to mess with me!
Aren't you!
- But why would I get jelly of my pals
when I could be happy for 'em instead?
- (Sarcastic) Oh! What a lovely sentiment!
You must be so proud of yourself.
Well, I hope you got some peanut butter, kid,
cuz it's time for a JELLY STORM!
(Zapping) (Thunder booms)
- W-What's going on?
(Zapped, poof) Whoa, I have a jetpack!?
Duncan: Not for long, you don't!
Harold: Ahhhhh!
Ahhhh! (Landing crash)
(Zapped) - Check it out!
My hair's made out of cotton candy!
(Owen giggles)
OOOhhh yeah!
- (Screams) - Yeahhh!
(Zapped) - Hey, everyone!
I don't need a Blaster Cow backpack anymore...
because I have my own BLASTER COW!
- Gimme-gimme! Gimme-gimme! Gimme-gimme! It's mine!
- She's mine!
(Blasting)
- That's it! You kids... and that cow...
are ALL getting timeouts--
(Tires screech, crash)
Cody, stop driving through the walls!
(Zapped)
And give me a turn! - Ahhhh!
- WOOOO HOOOOO! (Crash)
- Gimme-gimme! Gimme-gimme! - Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
- (Sighs) What a mess.
If only Gazunga knew how bad jealousy feels.
I bet she'd stop all this.
But how do you make a Jelly Troll jealous?
(Phone rings, yelling) - WHAT?!?
YOU WANNA SEND JEREMY TO HELP!?
BUT I'VE FINALLY GOT THIS KID ON THE ROPES!
AND JEREMY'S HALF THE TROLL I AM! URGH!
(Beeps off) - Hmm.
There are other jelly trolls? That could work.
But I'm still gonna need help.
- Help?! I WANNA HELP! Why not ME?!
PICK ME, JUDE! Pick me-me-me-me-me--
- Uhhh, sure! - YAY!
- Okay, here's what I need you to do...
- Now where is that little duuuude.
This time I'm definitely gonna get him shook
like a bowl full of-- - JELLYYYY!
- Huh?! - I'M JELLY TO THE MAX!
AHHH!
- What's going on here?!
Who sent another jealousy troll?!
This is MY turf and--wait.
Jude, are you... actually jealous?!
- Totally, dude!
I'm jealous of everyone!
Even this guy!
- No. It can't be.
I was supposed to make you jealous!
(Stomach growls) Ugh, what is going on in my guts?
It feels so icky and burny.
- That's jealousy, dude!
And now you know how it feels.
- WAIT... did you say I'm feeling...
j-jealous?!
- Yep. Now you see why it's wrong to--
- YOU FOOL!
You're never supposed to make a jelly troll jealous!
You-you... (SCREAMS)
(Splat)
- Uhhh... oops?
Chef: ...and after your record, two week timeout,
you are ALL banned from bringing anything cool
to school ever again!
- Two weeks and no more cool stuff?
But we already learned our lesson!
- Totally! You dudes are doing great since Gazunga...
exploded.
I mean, nobody's even mentioned Beth's cool new braces.
♪♪♪
All: WOW!
- Hi, I'm Jeremy Jellyberg, your new invisible jelly troll.
All: Let me see those braces! Put 'em in my mouth!
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
- Oh, morning everybody!
You guys notice anything... awesome?
- (BIG GASPS)
All: Is that a Blaster Cow backpack?!
- Yep. My mom bought it for me
because I stopped eating the Christmas decorations.
- I love you, Blaster Cow.
- Uh... what's a Blaster Cow?
- She's the greatest superhero EVER!
♪ It's Blaster Cow, Blaster Cow, ♪
(Roars)
♪ Evil intolerant, ♪
♪ Won't skim on the justice ♪
♪ Who pasturizes the bad guys ♪
♪ BLASTER COWWWWWW! ♪
MOOOOOO!
- Wow. They are REALLY
running out of superhero ideas.
(Zombie like groaning) - Ew, look at all that drool!
- Uh-oh, Chef-dude.
It's happening again.
- (Groans)
Whenever a kid shows up with a cool new thing
the others get... jelly.
As in jeal-ous-y.
Except Jude. He's cool as a cucumber.
But the others? It's like a little green monster
takes over their brains!
- (Poof) Hey, there, Red.
I'm Gazunga, the invisible jealousy troll.
What's your pleasure?
- (Groans)
(Heavenly music plays)
- Holy cow, am I right? It could be yours!
(Zaps)
- (Cackles)
Oh, Ow-ennnnn.
How 'bout I try it on...
just for a sec?
- Uh... maybe later?
- HAND IT OVER!
- (Scared gasp)
(Jumping thuds)
- Okay, that's a timeout.
- (Groans)
Gazunga: (Laughs) That was hysterical!
These kids are so easy to make jealous.
I think I'll stick around.
- (Mischievous giggle)
Harold: Check it out!
I got the new X-Foot, Highlight Reel Pros.
- That sneaker head thinks he's so cool
wearing shoes that light up.
Whatchya gonna do about it? (Zaps)
- Wow, Harold! Those shoes are so hot?
Better cool 'em off.
- (Zapping) They're not wwwaterrrpprrrooff!
Shoes that don't light up?
What good are they now?! (Crying)
- Timeout for you, too, Wrecky McTwoShoes.
- Perfect dismount. As usual.
- Oh yeah? Well...
watch this!
(Groaning)
- Ew, Beth!
- Wait, wait, wait,
don't you like to win at... everything?
Well, nose picking counts too. (Zaps)
Booger digging competition... GO!
- You gonna take that?!
(Zaps) Dig harder!
Dig deeper!
HAHAHAHA!
GET YOUR BOOGIE ON!
- Anyone have a measuring tape?
- What is with you kids today?
- (Laughs) Okay, who's next?
- Jude! Look how high I can go!
- Heh. Too easy.
(Poof) What are you? Afraid of heights?
Get on the other swing and show her how high you can go!
- Dude, you're crushin' it!
- Wha? I musta missed. (Zaps)
- Wayda swing for the fences, Izz! Later.
♪♪♪
(Zapping)
♪♪♪
(Angry groan)
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
- Who keeps talking?
- Oh right, I'm invisible.
(Zaps) That's better.
HEY! ARE YOU NOT JELLY?!
- Whoa! Actually I'm Jude.
Good guess though, little dude.
- Grr. I'm not asking if your name is jelly
I'm asking why you don't feel jealousy!
(Sighs) Look, I'm a jealousy troll.
Gazunga's the name and makin' people jelly's my game.
- Cool.
- WHY AREN'T YOU EVER JEALOUS?!
- I can explain, troll-dude,
but it's a long story.
You see, I can't feel jealously because...
it's not my thing?
- Wait, is... is that it? - Yep.
Guess the story was shorter than I thought.
The Judester's all about being his best self.
You should try it.
- I am! By making people jealous!
And you're ruining it! - Sorry, brah.
I'm just not the jelly type.
- Not the jelly "TYPE", huh?
Challenge accepted.
- Dude! I call this skater tottering.
(Wheels rasp)
- So that's how you have fun
when you're alone on a teeter totter.
- Skateboarding, eh?
For the tough ones, sometimes you gotta make it personal.
Usually, boosting a wand's power with jelly gems
is against union rules,
but this is a jellymergency! (Zaps)
- Hey Jude! You think you can thrash?
Well, watch this!
♪♪♪
Co-pilot: Uh, here's your extra hot coffee, Captain.
(Bang, coffee spills) Captain: AAAAAAAHHHHH!
(Hard landing thud)
- Ta. Da.
- Nailed it.
- Duuuuuude... - Here it comes...
- That. Was. Awesome!
- WHAT?!?
- We can be board buddies! (Zaps)
- Grrrrr. He's unjellying my jellies!
- Good ol' toque.
Wouldn't be the same without ya, pal.
- Behold our superior toques.
- So warm.
- So... toquey.
- Sweet lids, dudes!
Toque-bros!
(Zaps) All: (Cheering) Toque-bros!
- Toque-bros? That's not even a thing!
(Phone rings) Who is it?
H-Head Office?
Yes, I know I'm behind on my jealousy quota
for the day.
(Shouting though the phone) Okay, okay, I'm on it!
- Dude. I notice you like to take your time saying duuuuude.
- Duuuude! I sure do, duuuuude.
It's kinda my whole thing!
- Then let's both say dude together.
- You're on, duuuude!
(in unison) , , ,
(inhale) Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
(Squirrel whimpers)
uuuuuuuuuuuude.
- Whoa. Great dude, dude!
(Zaps)
- THAT DOES IT! You GOTTA be jelly!
You're fakin' this zen routine just to mess with me!
Aren't you!
- But why would I get jelly of my pals
when I could be happy for 'em instead?
- (Sarcastic) Oh! What a lovely sentiment!
You must be so proud of yourself.
Well, I hope you got some peanut butter, kid,
cuz it's time for a JELLY STORM!
(Zapping) (Thunder booms)
- W-What's going on?
(Zapped, poof) Whoa, I have a jetpack!?
Duncan: Not for long, you don't!
Harold: Ahhhhh!
Ahhhh! (Landing crash)
(Zapped) - Check it out!
My hair's made out of cotton candy!
(Owen giggles)
OOOhhh yeah!
- (Screams) - Yeahhh!
(Zapped) - Hey, everyone!
I don't need a Blaster Cow backpack anymore...
because I have my own BLASTER COW!
- Gimme-gimme! Gimme-gimme! Gimme-gimme! It's mine!
- She's mine!
(Blasting)
- That's it! You kids... and that cow...
are ALL getting timeouts--
(Tires screech, crash)
Cody, stop driving through the walls!
(Zapped)
And give me a turn! - Ahhhh!
- WOOOO HOOOOO! (Crash)
- Gimme-gimme! Gimme-gimme! - Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
- (Sighs) What a mess.
If only Gazunga knew how bad jealousy feels.
I bet she'd stop all this.
But how do you make a Jelly Troll jealous?
(Phone rings, yelling) - WHAT?!?
YOU WANNA SEND JEREMY TO HELP!?
BUT I'VE FINALLY GOT THIS KID ON THE ROPES!
AND JEREMY'S HALF THE TROLL I AM! URGH!
(Beeps off) - Hmm.
There are other jelly trolls? That could work.
But I'm still gonna need help.
- Help?! I WANNA HELP! Why not ME?!
PICK ME, JUDE! Pick me-me-me-me-me--
- Uhhh, sure! - YAY!
- Okay, here's what I need you to do...
- Now where is that little duuuude.
This time I'm definitely gonna get him shook
like a bowl full of-- - JELLYYYY!
- Huh?! - I'M JELLY TO THE MAX!
AHHH!
- What's going on here?!
Who sent another jealousy troll?!
This is MY turf and--wait.
Jude, are you... actually jealous?!
- Totally, dude!
I'm jealous of everyone!
Even this guy!
- No. It can't be.
I was supposed to make you jealous!
(Stomach growls) Ugh, what is going on in my guts?
It feels so icky and burny.
- That's jealousy, dude!
And now you know how it feels.
- WAIT... did you say I'm feeling...
j-jealous?!
- Yep. Now you see why it's wrong to--
- YOU FOOL!
You're never supposed to make a jelly troll jealous!
You-you... (SCREAMS)
(Splat)
- Uhhh... oops?
Chef: ...and after your record, two week timeout,
you are ALL banned from bringing anything cool
to school ever again!
- Two weeks and no more cool stuff?
But we already learned our lesson!
- Totally! You dudes are doing great since Gazunga...
exploded.
I mean, nobody's even mentioned Beth's cool new braces.
♪♪♪
All: WOW!
- Hi, I'm Jeremy Jellyberg, your new invisible jelly troll.
All: Let me see those braces! Put 'em in my mouth!
♪♪♪
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