03x27 - Trousering Inferno
Posted: 02/29/24 15:31
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Harold: (Frantic effort grunts)
- What's going on?
- Duncan buried my pants in the sandbox, okay?!
- Pffft! (Laughing, then snorts)
- Take a picture, it lasts longer.
(Camera clicks) Wait! No!
I was being sarcastic!
Huh, what's this?
That looks like Izzy,
but it's got someone else's name on it.
I wonder-- (Wind gusts)
Oh gosh, that's cold on my bum!
- Okay, Cody, keep still.
I've never missed.
'Cause I've never done this before.
Harold: Who's Laurencia Hoppernook?
- WHAT?!
(Thonk!) - Yeahhhhhh.
I'm gonna pretend this didn't happen.
- See? She looks exactly--AAH!
- That was my name. In my old life.
I was Laurencia...
a happy, carefree little girl,
until I met a super villain named Pants-on-Fire!
He was standing outside the National Pants Museum,
and I overheard his evil plan.
- Stealing the Queen's Royal Slacks
will get me all the money I need
to build my laser destruction jeans!
- And then he noticed me. (Ice cream splats)
- Oh. Hello little girl. What's your name?
- I screamed and ran away. AAAH!
I'll never tell you my name is Laurencia Hoppernook!
Probably shouldn'a screamed my name. But I did!
Then I told the cops, he went to jail for life,
but swore he'd escape and get revenge.
And so "Laurencia" was forced to take on a new identity
that would keep her safe
if that fiendish villain ever broke out of prison.
- Evil talking pants?
Yeah, I'm not buying any of that.
- But it's true! And I can prove it.
Pants-on-Fire is in that maximum security prison
right next door!
- Whoa, has that always been there?
- Yep. The prison and the daycare used to share a yard
'til the prisoners complained the kids were too mean.
- So you go to school right next to the prison
that holds a super villain you're hiding from?
- Wasn't my choice!
School regulations are very strict.
- No way this is real.
If this "Pants-on-Fire" is a super villain,
what's his evil power? Huhhh?
- Oh ho-ho-ho-ho he's real alright.
ORIGIN STORY!
As a kid, he lied soooo much
that he actually caught fire.
It happened so often he learned to control the flames
and use them... for EVIL!
- Izzy! What if Pants-on-Fire discovers you're Laurencia
and that you're right next door?
- No problem! There's a team of super heroes right here
to keep me safe.
THE BAD GUY BUSTERS!
♪ The Bad Guy Busters ♪
♪ Yeah, we brought them back ♪
♪ Cause they were so much fun ♪
♪ Surely you remember them from season one ♪
♪ Yeah, the Bad Guy Busters ♪
- And that's why Laurencia, or "Izzy",
needs your help, Bad Guy Busters!
All: (Groaaaaan)
- No, wait, I found this
while I was looking for my pants in the sandbox.
It's for real.
- You lost your pants in the sandbox?
- Also for real. Check it owwwt.
- (Gasp) - HA!
- It doesn't matter if they believe in Pants-On-Fire
or not; he shows up,
The Bad Guy Busters will come to my rescue.
It's who they are.
Of course, you could just visit the prison
and see if he's real. Byeeee.
- We're going to visit the prison next door.
- Hmm. You know what?
I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen either.
- Oh yeah, Pants-On-Fire is a real super-villain, alright.
Yup, totally not made up at all.
- So Izzy was telling the truth.
- I don't know. Izzy's pretty sneaky.
I've got questions.
- Uh, Mister Pants-on-Fire,
uh, you have some guests.
There he is.
Don't forget to visit the gift shop on your way out.
- Hey Fire-Pants, you ever heard of a girl
named Laurencia Hoppernook? - No.
- Whoa.
His pants lit up just like Izzy said
they'd do when he lies.
- No one tell him that Laurencia
changed her name to Izzy.
- And for sure don't mention that she goes to school
right next door.
- WILL YOU STOP TALKING!
- So Laurencia is right next door?
- Promise you won't hurt Izzy!
- I... PROMMMMMISE!
MWAH-HAHAHAHA! (Fire whooshes)
- The fire means he's lying, right?
(Glass shatters)
(Flames crackle)
- Dude, tell us what happened!
Chef: (whimpers and sobs)
- There was a pair of flaming pants.
(Cough) He took Izzy!
Said he was going to the old pants factory!
- Whoa. That's all the information we need
to move our story forward.
- I tried to pretend it wasn't happening,
but i-it happened anyway. (Sobbing)
- Ah jeepers, I feel like we're partially to blame,
you know, telling Pants-On-Fire everything
we shouldn't have told him!
- What are we gonna do? - Isn't it obvious?
To make things right, you need to become...
♪ The Bad Guy Busters ♪
♪ Yeah we told him about Izzy ♪
♪ Then he escaped in a flame ♪
♪ It could even be said that we're to blame ♪
♪ Yeah, the Bad Guy Busters ♪
- This is the old Pants Factory
Chef said Pants-On-Fire was heading to.
- We should stop standing like this and start saving Izzy.
(Metal chomps)
- I'm not loving this.
- You know, Laurencia,
I spent a lot of time here with my Nana
when I was just a little pair of shorts.
Each time I lied and b*rned off the bottom of my pants,
she'd bring me here and they would fix me right up.
But I haven't seen my Nana in years
because YOU got me sent to prison!
- And we're here to take you back!
- And you arrrrre....?
♪ The Bad Guy Busters! ♪ All: Ugh!
♪ We came here to rescue, rescue our friend ♪
♪ And now you'rrrr... ♪
Are-are we not singing the song again here? I thought we--
- Apples are a vegetable!
(Flames whoosh) - Ooh, he's lying!
(Blasts a fireball) - Ha!
Dude Boy's cool breeze will take care of--AHH!
- Don't worry, Dude Boy!
Marshmallow Man will save the day.
(Rapid spiting)
- Vinyl is the superior audio format!
(Marshmallows sizzle)
- (Gasps) Oh no, he roasted my-mmm...
Oh, these are perfect.
You guys got it from here, right?
- Then I guess it's up to Bee Girl.
The lies stop here, Pants-on-Fire!
(Blasts a fireball) (Sizzling)
- Cruuud. Shoulda brought two plungers.
- Time for a BIG lie.
I don't stand a chance against The Bad Guy Busters!
(Blasts a fireball)
All: RETREAT!
(Blasts fireballs)
- We can't go back in there without knowing his weakness.
Ideas? - Water?
- Active Listening? - His weakness is my GENIUS.
My hero name is the SINISTER EXTINGUISHER.
By adding baking soda and--
(Whooshing) AAAAH!
- So we've got nothing?
- The only thing we know is he's a pair of fire pants,
roasts a mean marshmallow and loves his Nana.
- (Gasps) That's his weakness!
We need to find his Nana!
♪ Bad Guy Busters ♪ Bingo caller: B!
- So, will you come with us?
- You seem like nice kids trying to do the right thing.
So yes, I'll come with you.
All: Phew.
Bingo caller: O.
- Just let me finish my bingo game and then we can go.
- Okay, Bad Guy Busters, it's time to...
wait patiently!
♪ The Bad Guy Busters ♪
♪ Yeah, Izzy's in danger ♪
♪ They really should go ♪
♪ But they're waiting for Nana to scream ♪
♪ BINGO! ♪ - BINGO!
♪ The Bad Guy Busters ♪
- I'm really not okay with this.
Bad Guy Busters, where are youuuuu?!
- We're... right here!
- Ha Ha Ha! Back for more?
I'm so scaaaared. (Flames whoosh)
- You might not surrender to us
but I think you will surrender to...
(Whispers) Hey, where'd Nana go?
- I don't know, Beth, she's her own woman!
- Jean Corduroy Pants-on-Fire!
- AAAH! Nana?
- Don't you "Nana" me.
Have you been fibbing again with your lies?
- No! (Flames whoosh)
- Tsk tsk. I know when you're lying Jean.
- His flaming pants are a bit of a give away.
- Hehe, uh, Guys? GUYS!!!!
- Shouldn't you be in jail right now?
Paying your debt to society? - Yes Nana.
- Well then.... come on.
(Flames fizzle out)
(Metal chomping)
- We did it! - We're heroes, dudes!
- I'll miss those roasted marshmallows.
- (GASP) IZZY!
Izzy: Ha! All: Ahhh!
- Gotcha! I knew I could bring the Bad Guy Busters
together again. You guys were great!
- What? - None of that was real?
- Oh, it was real! I was named Laurencia
and we were in so much danger!
Pants-on-Fire could have melted us like crayons in a toaster.
- I'm super confused.
- I planted the ID knowing that Harold
can't resist a secret back story.
I knew he'd find the truth and convince you,
then you'd blow my cover before rising
to the occasion and saving me.
My heroes!
(Loud crash) - WAAAAAAAH... OOOF!
I'm alive? I'm alive!
(Gasps) And you saved Izzy?!
WOW. What a crazy adventure this was.
- Can it, Harold!
Izzy planted the ID in the sandbox for you to find it.
- You fell for it.
- Way to believe in stuff, Harold!
- Well, well, well...
I guess you were the bad guy all along.
- I-I don't understand! How am I the--
- And so ends another thrilling adventure with...
♪ The Bad Guy Busters ♪
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♪♪♪
Harold: (Frantic effort grunts)
- What's going on?
- Duncan buried my pants in the sandbox, okay?!
- Pffft! (Laughing, then snorts)
- Take a picture, it lasts longer.
(Camera clicks) Wait! No!
I was being sarcastic!
Huh, what's this?
That looks like Izzy,
but it's got someone else's name on it.
I wonder-- (Wind gusts)
Oh gosh, that's cold on my bum!
- Okay, Cody, keep still.
I've never missed.
'Cause I've never done this before.
Harold: Who's Laurencia Hoppernook?
- WHAT?!
(Thonk!) - Yeahhhhhh.
I'm gonna pretend this didn't happen.
- See? She looks exactly--AAH!
- That was my name. In my old life.
I was Laurencia...
a happy, carefree little girl,
until I met a super villain named Pants-on-Fire!
He was standing outside the National Pants Museum,
and I overheard his evil plan.
- Stealing the Queen's Royal Slacks
will get me all the money I need
to build my laser destruction jeans!
- And then he noticed me. (Ice cream splats)
- Oh. Hello little girl. What's your name?
- I screamed and ran away. AAAH!
I'll never tell you my name is Laurencia Hoppernook!
Probably shouldn'a screamed my name. But I did!
Then I told the cops, he went to jail for life,
but swore he'd escape and get revenge.
And so "Laurencia" was forced to take on a new identity
that would keep her safe
if that fiendish villain ever broke out of prison.
- Evil talking pants?
Yeah, I'm not buying any of that.
- But it's true! And I can prove it.
Pants-on-Fire is in that maximum security prison
right next door!
- Whoa, has that always been there?
- Yep. The prison and the daycare used to share a yard
'til the prisoners complained the kids were too mean.
- So you go to school right next to the prison
that holds a super villain you're hiding from?
- Wasn't my choice!
School regulations are very strict.
- No way this is real.
If this "Pants-on-Fire" is a super villain,
what's his evil power? Huhhh?
- Oh ho-ho-ho-ho he's real alright.
ORIGIN STORY!
As a kid, he lied soooo much
that he actually caught fire.
It happened so often he learned to control the flames
and use them... for EVIL!
- Izzy! What if Pants-on-Fire discovers you're Laurencia
and that you're right next door?
- No problem! There's a team of super heroes right here
to keep me safe.
THE BAD GUY BUSTERS!
♪ The Bad Guy Busters ♪
♪ Yeah, we brought them back ♪
♪ Cause they were so much fun ♪
♪ Surely you remember them from season one ♪
♪ Yeah, the Bad Guy Busters ♪
- And that's why Laurencia, or "Izzy",
needs your help, Bad Guy Busters!
All: (Groaaaaan)
- No, wait, I found this
while I was looking for my pants in the sandbox.
It's for real.
- You lost your pants in the sandbox?
- Also for real. Check it owwwt.
- (Gasp) - HA!
- It doesn't matter if they believe in Pants-On-Fire
or not; he shows up,
The Bad Guy Busters will come to my rescue.
It's who they are.
Of course, you could just visit the prison
and see if he's real. Byeeee.
- We're going to visit the prison next door.
- Hmm. You know what?
I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen either.
- Oh yeah, Pants-On-Fire is a real super-villain, alright.
Yup, totally not made up at all.
- So Izzy was telling the truth.
- I don't know. Izzy's pretty sneaky.
I've got questions.
- Uh, Mister Pants-on-Fire,
uh, you have some guests.
There he is.
Don't forget to visit the gift shop on your way out.
- Hey Fire-Pants, you ever heard of a girl
named Laurencia Hoppernook? - No.
- Whoa.
His pants lit up just like Izzy said
they'd do when he lies.
- No one tell him that Laurencia
changed her name to Izzy.
- And for sure don't mention that she goes to school
right next door.
- WILL YOU STOP TALKING!
- So Laurencia is right next door?
- Promise you won't hurt Izzy!
- I... PROMMMMMISE!
MWAH-HAHAHAHA! (Fire whooshes)
- The fire means he's lying, right?
(Glass shatters)
(Flames crackle)
- Dude, tell us what happened!
Chef: (whimpers and sobs)
- There was a pair of flaming pants.
(Cough) He took Izzy!
Said he was going to the old pants factory!
- Whoa. That's all the information we need
to move our story forward.
- I tried to pretend it wasn't happening,
but i-it happened anyway. (Sobbing)
- Ah jeepers, I feel like we're partially to blame,
you know, telling Pants-On-Fire everything
we shouldn't have told him!
- What are we gonna do? - Isn't it obvious?
To make things right, you need to become...
♪ The Bad Guy Busters ♪
♪ Yeah we told him about Izzy ♪
♪ Then he escaped in a flame ♪
♪ It could even be said that we're to blame ♪
♪ Yeah, the Bad Guy Busters ♪
- This is the old Pants Factory
Chef said Pants-On-Fire was heading to.
- We should stop standing like this and start saving Izzy.
(Metal chomps)
- I'm not loving this.
- You know, Laurencia,
I spent a lot of time here with my Nana
when I was just a little pair of shorts.
Each time I lied and b*rned off the bottom of my pants,
she'd bring me here and they would fix me right up.
But I haven't seen my Nana in years
because YOU got me sent to prison!
- And we're here to take you back!
- And you arrrrre....?
♪ The Bad Guy Busters! ♪ All: Ugh!
♪ We came here to rescue, rescue our friend ♪
♪ And now you'rrrr... ♪
Are-are we not singing the song again here? I thought we--
- Apples are a vegetable!
(Flames whoosh) - Ooh, he's lying!
(Blasts a fireball) - Ha!
Dude Boy's cool breeze will take care of--AHH!
- Don't worry, Dude Boy!
Marshmallow Man will save the day.
(Rapid spiting)
- Vinyl is the superior audio format!
(Marshmallows sizzle)
- (Gasps) Oh no, he roasted my-mmm...
Oh, these are perfect.
You guys got it from here, right?
- Then I guess it's up to Bee Girl.
The lies stop here, Pants-on-Fire!
(Blasts a fireball) (Sizzling)
- Cruuud. Shoulda brought two plungers.
- Time for a BIG lie.
I don't stand a chance against The Bad Guy Busters!
(Blasts a fireball)
All: RETREAT!
(Blasts fireballs)
- We can't go back in there without knowing his weakness.
Ideas? - Water?
- Active Listening? - His weakness is my GENIUS.
My hero name is the SINISTER EXTINGUISHER.
By adding baking soda and--
(Whooshing) AAAAH!
- So we've got nothing?
- The only thing we know is he's a pair of fire pants,
roasts a mean marshmallow and loves his Nana.
- (Gasps) That's his weakness!
We need to find his Nana!
♪ Bad Guy Busters ♪ Bingo caller: B!
- So, will you come with us?
- You seem like nice kids trying to do the right thing.
So yes, I'll come with you.
All: Phew.
Bingo caller: O.
- Just let me finish my bingo game and then we can go.
- Okay, Bad Guy Busters, it's time to...
wait patiently!
♪ The Bad Guy Busters ♪
♪ Yeah, Izzy's in danger ♪
♪ They really should go ♪
♪ But they're waiting for Nana to scream ♪
♪ BINGO! ♪ - BINGO!
♪ The Bad Guy Busters ♪
- I'm really not okay with this.
Bad Guy Busters, where are youuuuu?!
- We're... right here!
- Ha Ha Ha! Back for more?
I'm so scaaaared. (Flames whoosh)
- You might not surrender to us
but I think you will surrender to...
(Whispers) Hey, where'd Nana go?
- I don't know, Beth, she's her own woman!
- Jean Corduroy Pants-on-Fire!
- AAAH! Nana?
- Don't you "Nana" me.
Have you been fibbing again with your lies?
- No! (Flames whoosh)
- Tsk tsk. I know when you're lying Jean.
- His flaming pants are a bit of a give away.
- Hehe, uh, Guys? GUYS!!!!
- Shouldn't you be in jail right now?
Paying your debt to society? - Yes Nana.
- Well then.... come on.
(Flames fizzle out)
(Metal chomping)
- We did it! - We're heroes, dudes!
- I'll miss those roasted marshmallows.
- (GASP) IZZY!
Izzy: Ha! All: Ahhh!
- Gotcha! I knew I could bring the Bad Guy Busters
together again. You guys were great!
- What? - None of that was real?
- Oh, it was real! I was named Laurencia
and we were in so much danger!
Pants-on-Fire could have melted us like crayons in a toaster.
- I'm super confused.
- I planted the ID knowing that Harold
can't resist a secret back story.
I knew he'd find the truth and convince you,
then you'd blow my cover before rising
to the occasion and saving me.
My heroes!
(Loud crash) - WAAAAAAAH... OOOF!
I'm alive? I'm alive!
(Gasps) And you saved Izzy?!
WOW. What a crazy adventure this was.
- Can it, Harold!
Izzy planted the ID in the sandbox for you to find it.
- You fell for it.
- Way to believe in stuff, Harold!
- Well, well, well...
I guess you were the bad guy all along.
- I-I don't understand! How am I the--
- And so ends another thrilling adventure with...
♪ The Bad Guy Busters ♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪