03x35 - The Tree Stooges Save Christmas
Posted: 02/29/24 15:38
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♪ I saw three Chefs come sailing in ♪
♪ On Christmas Day in the morrrrning ♪
Ahhh, isn't decorating for the holidays
just the best, kids?
- Well, it sure looks like fun.
- D'aww, I know you kids to help,
but we don't want your tiny, clumsy, gross little hands
ruining Christmas now do we?
- That's fair. - Exactly.
I had our tree flown in special this year
and all of my ornaments are one of a kind.
They represent all the places I'll never get to visit
because I give you kids all my time and energy.
Oh! Time for the star!
I'll grab a ladder while you kids bask
in the majesty of my tree decorating skills.
(Heavenly music)
All: Whoaaaaaaaaaaa...
(Whirring) Flakey: That's them, Craig.
The little lumps of coal upon whom
we'll be taking our revenge!
- (Questioning grunt)
- Because they melted me last year!
So now we're gonna hit 'em where it really hurts:
Christmas.
And I have come up with the perfect plan.
We're going to destroy that Christmas tree!
(Shredder whirs)
- (Grunts)
- What?!? No!
Ohhh! What have they done?!
NOOO! That was my evil plan!
(Sighs) Guess it's back to the evil drawing board.
All: WHADDID WE DO!?
- That wood chipper does a good job.
- This is a disaster!
Everybody knows how much Chef loves Christmas.
It's the only holiday he actually gets right.
- Yeah. Every year, Chef's Christmas spirit
fills my heart with the warmth and joy of the season.
- What?! It's a Christmas Special!
I don't always have to be a jerk.
Guys, I fixed it. I fixed the tree!
♪♪♪
- Owen... that's a HORRIBLE TREE!
- If we don't find a new tree for Chef,
he's going to be sad. On Christmas!
- And it can't be just any tree,
we need the most perfect tree in the whole world!
- O-KAY! - Let's do it, y'all!
- I'll get my back up pants!
All: (Battle Cry) CHRISTMAS TREEEEEEE!
- But what about Chef's famous landmark ornaments?
He said they were one of a kind!
- As always, science is the answer.
- It's a shrink ray!
We can visit each landmark, shrink 'em down
and put 'em on the tree Izzy brings back.
- WO-h-h-how.
How long has that been in your pants?
And why've we never used it before?
It's super convenient!
- No time to talk; let's move!
All: (Battle Cry) ORNAMENNNNNNNNNTS!
- So all we gotta do is keep Chef in the dark
about what's going on.
- Easy peasy.
(Whispers) Unless you-know- who does you-know-what.
- What?! What about me?!
- Well, um,
how to put this delicately... you rat us out,
all the time, every time.
- That was far from delicate. And also wrong.
I can totally be trusted with this!
Flakey: Sure, wet mittens are annoying,
but not enough to ruin Christmas.
- (Crying)
- (Sighs) This is gonna be a long day.
Craig! Craig! Come on back!
I don't know, Izzy, something feels not quite Christmasy
about this tree.
- M'I pulling this down or not?!
- (Sighs) No. Duncan's right.
It's the wrong shape!
Well, the search continues.
- The juice inside these fuzzy bowling balls is yummy.
(Slurps)
- Hey Cody, what do you and reindeer have in common?
- Antlers? - Nope.
You can both FLY!
I'M A REINDEEEeeeeeerrrrrrr... (Scream echoes)
(Ding)
Harold: Behold, the goddess Libertas.
A symbol of freedom and opportunity
for immigrants arriving by sea.
- Beautiful. - Inspiring.
- I'd give anything to be her.
- She gets struck by lightning times a year.
- Never mind.
(Blasts, energy hums)
- Huh. When you shrink it down...
it's not that impressive.
- Awe man. This tree's not right either.
(Tired panting) - Ughhhhhh!
- Maybe you should decide if you like a tree
before we cut it down?
- Let's not question my methods, okay?
(Gasps) Wait! I know the PERFECT place
to get the PERFECT tree.
Ugh, why didn't I think of this before?!
♪♪♪
- The Pyramid of Giza!
Scientists estimate it took , workers
over years to build it.
But smart people know it was actually built by aliens.
- How often does it get hit by lightning?
- Why would I know that?!
- JUST ZAP IT!
(Blasts, energy hums)
- Ummm...
- RAHHH!
Give me toilet paper!!!
- Fool, you're made of toilet paper!
Let's go, guys.
- Truuuuuuth...
- Just stick to the story:
The other kids took the tree to the mall
to get it's picture taken with Santa.
- Chef can't question it if we all say that's what happened.
- Why are you coaching me?
I got this.
- Woo, took me awhile to find that ladder.
- WE KNOCKED YOUR TREE INTO THE WOOD CHIPPER
AND CHRISTMAS IS RUINED! - WHHHHHAAAAAAAT?!
- Don't worry, I have a plan.
- WE had a plan!
- This comprehensive presentation
will explain everything.
Question. Rules:
Are they meant to be broken? I would argue... no.
- (Sighs) Is this tattling gonna take long?
- Ahem! Please save your questions until the end.
We have a lot to get through today.
Now, as I was saying...
Harold: The CN Tower.
Leshawna: How tall is this thing?
- . meters.
Did you know the glass floor of it's observation deck
is strong enough to hold the weight
of hippopotamuses.
- What if hippos stood on it?
- It would rain hippos.
(Blasts, energy hums)
- TOILET PAPERRRRRR!!!!
- Okay, this makes no sense at all.
Sugar: Good thinking, Izzy!
For sure Santa will have a k*ller Christmas tree!
- But won't we get in trouble for stealing it?
- Nope. Cause everyone knows Santa LOVES cookies,
so I brought a plate of 'em to trade for his tree.
- (Eating sound)
Let's just take the tree.
- URGH! We've been at this for hours
and we still haven't figured out
how to ruin their Christmas.
- (Pitch grunts)
- Giving them hot cocoa without marshmallows
will, again, NOT ruin their Christmas!
STOP PITCHING THAT!
- (Deflated groan)
Izzy: This was the best idea evaaaa!
(Footsteps crunch in the snow)
- What are they doing here in the North Pole?
- (Unsure grunt) - I'VE GOT IT!
The most diabolical plot to ruin Christmas EVER!
Craig? Grab your skis.
(Maniacal laughing)
- Wow. I thought stealing from Santa would be a lot harder.
I gotta start doing this more often.
- I'm just happy we finally found the tree
that'll save Chef's Christmas!
He's gonna be all like-- (LOUD YETI ROAR)
- (Giggles) That sounds like Chef, all right.
ROARRRRRRR, I'M HAPPY!
- Izzy didn't roar. It was a... a...
(LOUD YETI ROAR)
All: YETIIIIIII!
- Quick, get on the tree! All: Ahhhhhhhh!
- HA! That stinkin' Yeti will never catch us now!
(Giggles) Uh oh.
(Electric guitar plays)
- Where's that music comin' from?
♪♪♪
- Aren't we in a chase? Why's he doing tricks?
- Uhmm, because he's super awesome?!
♪♪♪
- I guess Yeti's like to show off.
- Um, guys? Do Christmas trees have brakes?
All: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
All: AAAHHHHHHHHHH!
- Ahh! (Thud) - Ahh! (Thud)
- Ahh! (Thud) - Ahh! (Thud)
- Ahh! Oof. All: (Pained moans)
- ...and that's how we ended up disobeying your direct orders.
I'm Courtney. I hope you've enjoyed my Ted Tattle.
(Snoring)
- HEY!
(Startle awake, groggy) - Huh? What?
Wha? - Is it Christmas yet?
- Great. I guess I have to start over now
so Chef knows what happened. - No way!
We accidentally knocked the tree in the wood chipper
so everybody left to find a new one
and replace your ornaments So our favourite teacher
isn't sad on Christmas!
- Aww. If that's not the sweetest thing I ever--
Wait. The other kids are running around unsupervised
on Christmas?
WE GOTTA FIND 'EM!
(Car screeches away)
- Okay, what's the big idea?
♪ Ta da! ♪
All: FLAKEY THE SNOWMAN?! - Who?!
- That's right! And you kids are here just in time
for the unveiling of my new evil plan!
- Pft. I'll be the judge if it's evil or not.
(Gate opens)
All: (Gasp) SANTAAAA!?!
- There will be... NO CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!
(Maniacal laughing)
♪♪♪
Leshawna: This is it! The Eiffel Tower!
- Whatcha waitin' on? Hit it, Harold.
- The tower is all evacuated, right?
- Best not to think about it.
(Blasts, energy hums)
- LOOK OUT!
- Phew. That could have been bad.
- (Squirrel Sounds) All: AAAAAH!
(Squirrel Sounds)
- Hard to tell what she's saying.
I wonder if she's mad.
- If she isn't, she's gonna be.
(Car roars by)
Jude: Chef dude, we know how much Christmas means to you.
- Yeah. We're just trying to make you happy.
- By running off to chop down a tree
and shrink famous landmarks?!
(Breaks screech)
- What makes you think Izzy is here?
- Because Izzy gets a lot of crazy ideas,
so I installed tracking chips into all her hair scrunchies.
(Light beeps)
- Um, last time we barged into Santa's village
we ended up on the naughty list!
- True. But this time you're going in undercover.
- URGH! You did this last time, too.
Any other "bright" ideas?
- Nope. Let's go!
- (Sighs)
- (Laughs) Ooh, looks like Christmas came early this year.
- Then where's my stockin' fulla jerky?!
- Christmas came early FOR ME.
For the rest of the world...
it won't come at all!
All: (Gasp)
- Don't worry, kids.
All we need is a little Christmas magic to um...
Flakey: You mean this Christmas magic,
that I found in your pocket? - Awwww.
- Now the world will believe I'm Santa.
Oh and think how mad they'll be
when I tell 'em Christmas is cancelled...
FOREVER!
Because of YOU kids!
(Maniacal laughing)
- Well, kids. Guess there's no more Christmas.
Ho-ho-ho!
- How are you always jolly?
- Oh, that's just the way I talk.
I'm actually crying inside.
So, what were you all doing up north?
- We stole your tree. - Ho-ho... oh.
I like your honesty,
but you are still going on the naughty list.
- Ohhh, so I shoulda lied.
Ugh, got it: lying is better.
- Obviously. - Dang tootin'.
- Liars get presents!
I'm gonna write that on my chest in marker.
- No. No no. What I meant is..
- Lying keeps you on the good list.
- Santa said it. It's gotta be true.
- (Sigh) Let's talk about something else, like,
how to get out of here.
- ZIP IT old man, I got this!
- I drew a dolphin! (Dolphin cry)
- (Hushed) If anyone asks,
we're elves visiting from the south pole.
- Why are we visiting?! I need more backstory!
Uhhh.. 'cause we're starting a new Christmas.
YEAH! Summer Christmas.
And we came to discuss logistics.
- Ugh, weak.
Luckily I've taken improv classes.
I can make it work.
Lloyd: Um, who are you?
- We snuck in, they made me,
please don't put me on the naughty list!
Why you always gotta tattle?!
(Whistles) - Seize them!
I bet these naughty listers
are behind Santa and his tree goin' missing!
- Santa is missing?!
- Okay, I know this looks bad,
but we had nothing to do with that.
- Wait, aren't you the trouble makers from last year
who burnt all the letters to Santa
and let the reindeer get away?
- No, we're completely different people
that just look like them.
We're actually an improv troop!
For this scene we'll need an occupation
and a-CHANCE TO RUN AWAY!
Lloyd: Oh no you don't! (Beep)
All: WHAAAAAAA! OOF!
(Box whirs)
- What is this?
Jude: Aww, we're wrapped up in the spirit of Christmas.
Beth: Who knew the Greek Colosseum
was a massive petting zoo for goats.
- (Squirrel Sounds)
- Leshawna's right, let's shrink this creepy place
and get home. - On it.
(Blasts, energy hums)
- Okay! Let's head back now.
- Not yet. I want to surprise Chef with one more ornament.
The most Christmasy building of all:
Santa's house!
Duncan: (Effort grunts) Whew...
- That hole is far too small for Santa to fit through.
- But it's the exact same size as a chimney.
You fit down those. Right?
- Yes, but I need my magic dust for that.
- One of us will have to go instead.
- No-no-nooo-hohohoho,
it's too dangerous.
I couldn't let a sweet innocent child wander the arctic alone.
- Fine, we'll send Cody.
- Cody is my name.
(Grunts) Oof!
Hey, who turned off the lights?
- Doggonit, it's too shallow!
Now what?
- Maybe I can fit through the ice bars.
(Clanks)
Nope, my head is WAY too big.
- Hmm... maybe I have a few loose specs of magic
Christmas dust in my pocket to help him through.
AHHAHA!
Here you go, Cody.
(Magic whooshes) - (Kicking thud) Oof.
(Impact thud) Oof.
Cody to the rescuuuue!
Izzy: Just go get help!
- OKAY!
(Toilet flushes)
- Oh wow... that snow cone did not sit right.
Hey. Is one of you missing?!
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- We're all here.
- Unless you mean Cody who's gone off to get help
so that we can all escape and save Christmas!
Both: WHHYYYYY??!!
- That was naughty!
- Oh you rotten-- How did you-- ARGGGHHH!
CRAAAAAIG!
Find the missing kid. GO!
- (Roars)
- And HEY, No eatie. Bring backie.
- (YEAH-YEAH grunt)
- Haha! Cody might still get eaten.
- He's our only chance of rescue.
- Crud.
- (Shivering) So c-c-c-cold.
- Hey there, kid. What's the rush?
- My friends and I need help to save Christmas.
Do you have a phone? - Yeah,
but I got it wet and now it doesn't work.
But there's a pay phone right over there.
- Thank you, unicorn whale!
- I regret helping you.
(Phone rings) - My phone!
Can anyone reach it? - Got it!
(In unison) Hello?! We need help!
You need help?! Stop saying what I'm saying!
We've been captured! You're still doing it!
Chef: Gimme that!
Cody, tell me where you are! We're coming to get you!
(Whirring)
(Hushed) My car!
What in the-Ooo, never mind.
I just found a new ride.
I guess he got sick of feeding those reindeer.
- We can't steal Santa's sleigh!
- Dude. Too far.
- ZIP IT! We're taking the sled!
- (Scoffs) And people call me a goodie-two-shoes.
(Tires screech) - Don't just leave us here!
WAIIIT!
- I'm sure Santa's house is around here somewhere!
- (Squirrel Sounds) - Leshawna!
Cody: Heeelp!
- Is that Cody? - Hm, I'm not sure.
- Heeelp! A yeti is chasing me!
- Yeti? I don't see a Yeti.
(Snowmobile roars)
- We gotta save him!
- First time driving a sleigh?
- Never you mind! Keep your eyes peeled for Cody.
- There he is!
In the arms of a Yeti driving a snowmobile!
Did I just say that?
(Engine roars)
- (Giggles) The wind tickles my ears.
- Anything back there we can use to slow 'em down?
- Garbage, trash, re-gift, useless...
- Courtney, NO!
- Those gifts belong to kids all over the world!
- Oh stuff it! (Gasps) SCORE!
- Quick, pass it here!
- What kid asks for a harpoon g*n for Christmas?
- Not a kid I wanna play with.
(Harpoon whooshes)
(Engine roars)
- I saw a unicorn whale.
- Quick let's get outta here!
All: (Gasp)
- Children! Who is responsible for this?
- HE IS! The same magical winter monster from last year!
- Really, Izzy?
Just because you didn't like the socks he gave you
doesn't make him a monster. - Not him, HIM!
(All gasp)
All: Two Santas?!
Lightning: One of them's gotta be a fake!
But which one?
- Oh-ho-Santa can't tell if you're joking.
(LOUD YETI ROAR)
(Blasts, energy hums)
- Yeah... monsters are no match for science.
(SQUEAKY ROARS)
Awwww.
- When this is over, I'ma gunna carry him around
like a little critter.
- But what about the two Santas?!
- (Squirrel Sounds)
- You're right, Leshawna.
It's impossible to tell who's the real Santa.
I'll just blast them both.
- WHAAT?!!
(Blasts, energy hums)
- Okay. This could've ended better.
I gotta hand it to you kids.
This is the best tree ever.
- Flakey was a bad egg,
but he sure makes a nice decoration.
- (Angry chirping)
Hey! Let me outta here!
- Such a good boy.
- And Leshawna's happy to be the star of the show.
(Heavenly choir sings)
- Too bad about Santa.
I guess there's no Christmas this year after all.
- (Jolly) Ho ho ho!
- What'd he say?
- He said ...it's up to US to SAVE CHRISTMAS!
- All right!
♪♪♪
All: Merrrrrry Christmassssss!
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪ I saw three Chefs come sailing in ♪
♪ On Christmas Day in the morrrrning ♪
Ahhh, isn't decorating for the holidays
just the best, kids?
- Well, it sure looks like fun.
- D'aww, I know you kids to help,
but we don't want your tiny, clumsy, gross little hands
ruining Christmas now do we?
- That's fair. - Exactly.
I had our tree flown in special this year
and all of my ornaments are one of a kind.
They represent all the places I'll never get to visit
because I give you kids all my time and energy.
Oh! Time for the star!
I'll grab a ladder while you kids bask
in the majesty of my tree decorating skills.
(Heavenly music)
All: Whoaaaaaaaaaaa...
(Whirring) Flakey: That's them, Craig.
The little lumps of coal upon whom
we'll be taking our revenge!
- (Questioning grunt)
- Because they melted me last year!
So now we're gonna hit 'em where it really hurts:
Christmas.
And I have come up with the perfect plan.
We're going to destroy that Christmas tree!
(Shredder whirs)
- (Grunts)
- What?!? No!
Ohhh! What have they done?!
NOOO! That was my evil plan!
(Sighs) Guess it's back to the evil drawing board.
All: WHADDID WE DO!?
- That wood chipper does a good job.
- This is a disaster!
Everybody knows how much Chef loves Christmas.
It's the only holiday he actually gets right.
- Yeah. Every year, Chef's Christmas spirit
fills my heart with the warmth and joy of the season.
- What?! It's a Christmas Special!
I don't always have to be a jerk.
Guys, I fixed it. I fixed the tree!
♪♪♪
- Owen... that's a HORRIBLE TREE!
- If we don't find a new tree for Chef,
he's going to be sad. On Christmas!
- And it can't be just any tree,
we need the most perfect tree in the whole world!
- O-KAY! - Let's do it, y'all!
- I'll get my back up pants!
All: (Battle Cry) CHRISTMAS TREEEEEEE!
- But what about Chef's famous landmark ornaments?
He said they were one of a kind!
- As always, science is the answer.
- It's a shrink ray!
We can visit each landmark, shrink 'em down
and put 'em on the tree Izzy brings back.
- WO-h-h-how.
How long has that been in your pants?
And why've we never used it before?
It's super convenient!
- No time to talk; let's move!
All: (Battle Cry) ORNAMENNNNNNNNNTS!
- So all we gotta do is keep Chef in the dark
about what's going on.
- Easy peasy.
(Whispers) Unless you-know- who does you-know-what.
- What?! What about me?!
- Well, um,
how to put this delicately... you rat us out,
all the time, every time.
- That was far from delicate. And also wrong.
I can totally be trusted with this!
Flakey: Sure, wet mittens are annoying,
but not enough to ruin Christmas.
- (Crying)
- (Sighs) This is gonna be a long day.
Craig! Craig! Come on back!
I don't know, Izzy, something feels not quite Christmasy
about this tree.
- M'I pulling this down or not?!
- (Sighs) No. Duncan's right.
It's the wrong shape!
Well, the search continues.
- The juice inside these fuzzy bowling balls is yummy.
(Slurps)
- Hey Cody, what do you and reindeer have in common?
- Antlers? - Nope.
You can both FLY!
I'M A REINDEEEeeeeeerrrrrrr... (Scream echoes)
(Ding)
Harold: Behold, the goddess Libertas.
A symbol of freedom and opportunity
for immigrants arriving by sea.
- Beautiful. - Inspiring.
- I'd give anything to be her.
- She gets struck by lightning times a year.
- Never mind.
(Blasts, energy hums)
- Huh. When you shrink it down...
it's not that impressive.
- Awe man. This tree's not right either.
(Tired panting) - Ughhhhhh!
- Maybe you should decide if you like a tree
before we cut it down?
- Let's not question my methods, okay?
(Gasps) Wait! I know the PERFECT place
to get the PERFECT tree.
Ugh, why didn't I think of this before?!
♪♪♪
- The Pyramid of Giza!
Scientists estimate it took , workers
over years to build it.
But smart people know it was actually built by aliens.
- How often does it get hit by lightning?
- Why would I know that?!
- JUST ZAP IT!
(Blasts, energy hums)
- Ummm...
- RAHHH!
Give me toilet paper!!!
- Fool, you're made of toilet paper!
Let's go, guys.
- Truuuuuuth...
- Just stick to the story:
The other kids took the tree to the mall
to get it's picture taken with Santa.
- Chef can't question it if we all say that's what happened.
- Why are you coaching me?
I got this.
- Woo, took me awhile to find that ladder.
- WE KNOCKED YOUR TREE INTO THE WOOD CHIPPER
AND CHRISTMAS IS RUINED! - WHHHHHAAAAAAAT?!
- Don't worry, I have a plan.
- WE had a plan!
- This comprehensive presentation
will explain everything.
Question. Rules:
Are they meant to be broken? I would argue... no.
- (Sighs) Is this tattling gonna take long?
- Ahem! Please save your questions until the end.
We have a lot to get through today.
Now, as I was saying...
Harold: The CN Tower.
Leshawna: How tall is this thing?
- . meters.
Did you know the glass floor of it's observation deck
is strong enough to hold the weight
of hippopotamuses.
- What if hippos stood on it?
- It would rain hippos.
(Blasts, energy hums)
- TOILET PAPERRRRRR!!!!
- Okay, this makes no sense at all.
Sugar: Good thinking, Izzy!
For sure Santa will have a k*ller Christmas tree!
- But won't we get in trouble for stealing it?
- Nope. Cause everyone knows Santa LOVES cookies,
so I brought a plate of 'em to trade for his tree.
- (Eating sound)
Let's just take the tree.
- URGH! We've been at this for hours
and we still haven't figured out
how to ruin their Christmas.
- (Pitch grunts)
- Giving them hot cocoa without marshmallows
will, again, NOT ruin their Christmas!
STOP PITCHING THAT!
- (Deflated groan)
Izzy: This was the best idea evaaaa!
(Footsteps crunch in the snow)
- What are they doing here in the North Pole?
- (Unsure grunt) - I'VE GOT IT!
The most diabolical plot to ruin Christmas EVER!
Craig? Grab your skis.
(Maniacal laughing)
- Wow. I thought stealing from Santa would be a lot harder.
I gotta start doing this more often.
- I'm just happy we finally found the tree
that'll save Chef's Christmas!
He's gonna be all like-- (LOUD YETI ROAR)
- (Giggles) That sounds like Chef, all right.
ROARRRRRRR, I'M HAPPY!
- Izzy didn't roar. It was a... a...
(LOUD YETI ROAR)
All: YETIIIIIII!
- Quick, get on the tree! All: Ahhhhhhhh!
- HA! That stinkin' Yeti will never catch us now!
(Giggles) Uh oh.
(Electric guitar plays)
- Where's that music comin' from?
♪♪♪
- Aren't we in a chase? Why's he doing tricks?
- Uhmm, because he's super awesome?!
♪♪♪
- I guess Yeti's like to show off.
- Um, guys? Do Christmas trees have brakes?
All: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
All: AAAHHHHHHHHHH!
- Ahh! (Thud) - Ahh! (Thud)
- Ahh! (Thud) - Ahh! (Thud)
- Ahh! Oof. All: (Pained moans)
- ...and that's how we ended up disobeying your direct orders.
I'm Courtney. I hope you've enjoyed my Ted Tattle.
(Snoring)
- HEY!
(Startle awake, groggy) - Huh? What?
Wha? - Is it Christmas yet?
- Great. I guess I have to start over now
so Chef knows what happened. - No way!
We accidentally knocked the tree in the wood chipper
so everybody left to find a new one
and replace your ornaments So our favourite teacher
isn't sad on Christmas!
- Aww. If that's not the sweetest thing I ever--
Wait. The other kids are running around unsupervised
on Christmas?
WE GOTTA FIND 'EM!
(Car screeches away)
- Okay, what's the big idea?
♪ Ta da! ♪
All: FLAKEY THE SNOWMAN?! - Who?!
- That's right! And you kids are here just in time
for the unveiling of my new evil plan!
- Pft. I'll be the judge if it's evil or not.
(Gate opens)
All: (Gasp) SANTAAAA!?!
- There will be... NO CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!
(Maniacal laughing)
♪♪♪
Leshawna: This is it! The Eiffel Tower!
- Whatcha waitin' on? Hit it, Harold.
- The tower is all evacuated, right?
- Best not to think about it.
(Blasts, energy hums)
- LOOK OUT!
- Phew. That could have been bad.
- (Squirrel Sounds) All: AAAAAH!
(Squirrel Sounds)
- Hard to tell what she's saying.
I wonder if she's mad.
- If she isn't, she's gonna be.
(Car roars by)
Jude: Chef dude, we know how much Christmas means to you.
- Yeah. We're just trying to make you happy.
- By running off to chop down a tree
and shrink famous landmarks?!
(Breaks screech)
- What makes you think Izzy is here?
- Because Izzy gets a lot of crazy ideas,
so I installed tracking chips into all her hair scrunchies.
(Light beeps)
- Um, last time we barged into Santa's village
we ended up on the naughty list!
- True. But this time you're going in undercover.
- URGH! You did this last time, too.
Any other "bright" ideas?
- Nope. Let's go!
- (Sighs)
- (Laughs) Ooh, looks like Christmas came early this year.
- Then where's my stockin' fulla jerky?!
- Christmas came early FOR ME.
For the rest of the world...
it won't come at all!
All: (Gasp)
- Don't worry, kids.
All we need is a little Christmas magic to um...
Flakey: You mean this Christmas magic,
that I found in your pocket? - Awwww.
- Now the world will believe I'm Santa.
Oh and think how mad they'll be
when I tell 'em Christmas is cancelled...
FOREVER!
Because of YOU kids!
(Maniacal laughing)
- Well, kids. Guess there's no more Christmas.
Ho-ho-ho!
- How are you always jolly?
- Oh, that's just the way I talk.
I'm actually crying inside.
So, what were you all doing up north?
- We stole your tree. - Ho-ho... oh.
I like your honesty,
but you are still going on the naughty list.
- Ohhh, so I shoulda lied.
Ugh, got it: lying is better.
- Obviously. - Dang tootin'.
- Liars get presents!
I'm gonna write that on my chest in marker.
- No. No no. What I meant is..
- Lying keeps you on the good list.
- Santa said it. It's gotta be true.
- (Sigh) Let's talk about something else, like,
how to get out of here.
- ZIP IT old man, I got this!
- I drew a dolphin! (Dolphin cry)
- (Hushed) If anyone asks,
we're elves visiting from the south pole.
- Why are we visiting?! I need more backstory!
Uhhh.. 'cause we're starting a new Christmas.
YEAH! Summer Christmas.
And we came to discuss logistics.
- Ugh, weak.
Luckily I've taken improv classes.
I can make it work.
Lloyd: Um, who are you?
- We snuck in, they made me,
please don't put me on the naughty list!
Why you always gotta tattle?!
(Whistles) - Seize them!
I bet these naughty listers
are behind Santa and his tree goin' missing!
- Santa is missing?!
- Okay, I know this looks bad,
but we had nothing to do with that.
- Wait, aren't you the trouble makers from last year
who burnt all the letters to Santa
and let the reindeer get away?
- No, we're completely different people
that just look like them.
We're actually an improv troop!
For this scene we'll need an occupation
and a-CHANCE TO RUN AWAY!
Lloyd: Oh no you don't! (Beep)
All: WHAAAAAAA! OOF!
(Box whirs)
- What is this?
Jude: Aww, we're wrapped up in the spirit of Christmas.
Beth: Who knew the Greek Colosseum
was a massive petting zoo for goats.
- (Squirrel Sounds)
- Leshawna's right, let's shrink this creepy place
and get home. - On it.
(Blasts, energy hums)
- Okay! Let's head back now.
- Not yet. I want to surprise Chef with one more ornament.
The most Christmasy building of all:
Santa's house!
Duncan: (Effort grunts) Whew...
- That hole is far too small for Santa to fit through.
- But it's the exact same size as a chimney.
You fit down those. Right?
- Yes, but I need my magic dust for that.
- One of us will have to go instead.
- No-no-nooo-hohohoho,
it's too dangerous.
I couldn't let a sweet innocent child wander the arctic alone.
- Fine, we'll send Cody.
- Cody is my name.
(Grunts) Oof!
Hey, who turned off the lights?
- Doggonit, it's too shallow!
Now what?
- Maybe I can fit through the ice bars.
(Clanks)
Nope, my head is WAY too big.
- Hmm... maybe I have a few loose specs of magic
Christmas dust in my pocket to help him through.
AHHAHA!
Here you go, Cody.
(Magic whooshes) - (Kicking thud) Oof.
(Impact thud) Oof.
Cody to the rescuuuue!
Izzy: Just go get help!
- OKAY!
(Toilet flushes)
- Oh wow... that snow cone did not sit right.
Hey. Is one of you missing?!
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- We're all here.
- Unless you mean Cody who's gone off to get help
so that we can all escape and save Christmas!
Both: WHHYYYYY??!!
- That was naughty!
- Oh you rotten-- How did you-- ARGGGHHH!
CRAAAAAIG!
Find the missing kid. GO!
- (Roars)
- And HEY, No eatie. Bring backie.
- (YEAH-YEAH grunt)
- Haha! Cody might still get eaten.
- He's our only chance of rescue.
- Crud.
- (Shivering) So c-c-c-cold.
- Hey there, kid. What's the rush?
- My friends and I need help to save Christmas.
Do you have a phone? - Yeah,
but I got it wet and now it doesn't work.
But there's a pay phone right over there.
- Thank you, unicorn whale!
- I regret helping you.
(Phone rings) - My phone!
Can anyone reach it? - Got it!
(In unison) Hello?! We need help!
You need help?! Stop saying what I'm saying!
We've been captured! You're still doing it!
Chef: Gimme that!
Cody, tell me where you are! We're coming to get you!
(Whirring)
(Hushed) My car!
What in the-Ooo, never mind.
I just found a new ride.
I guess he got sick of feeding those reindeer.
- We can't steal Santa's sleigh!
- Dude. Too far.
- ZIP IT! We're taking the sled!
- (Scoffs) And people call me a goodie-two-shoes.
(Tires screech) - Don't just leave us here!
WAIIIT!
- I'm sure Santa's house is around here somewhere!
- (Squirrel Sounds) - Leshawna!
Cody: Heeelp!
- Is that Cody? - Hm, I'm not sure.
- Heeelp! A yeti is chasing me!
- Yeti? I don't see a Yeti.
(Snowmobile roars)
- We gotta save him!
- First time driving a sleigh?
- Never you mind! Keep your eyes peeled for Cody.
- There he is!
In the arms of a Yeti driving a snowmobile!
Did I just say that?
(Engine roars)
- (Giggles) The wind tickles my ears.
- Anything back there we can use to slow 'em down?
- Garbage, trash, re-gift, useless...
- Courtney, NO!
- Those gifts belong to kids all over the world!
- Oh stuff it! (Gasps) SCORE!
- Quick, pass it here!
- What kid asks for a harpoon g*n for Christmas?
- Not a kid I wanna play with.
(Harpoon whooshes)
(Engine roars)
- I saw a unicorn whale.
- Quick let's get outta here!
All: (Gasp)
- Children! Who is responsible for this?
- HE IS! The same magical winter monster from last year!
- Really, Izzy?
Just because you didn't like the socks he gave you
doesn't make him a monster. - Not him, HIM!
(All gasp)
All: Two Santas?!
Lightning: One of them's gotta be a fake!
But which one?
- Oh-ho-Santa can't tell if you're joking.
(LOUD YETI ROAR)
(Blasts, energy hums)
- Yeah... monsters are no match for science.
(SQUEAKY ROARS)
Awwww.
- When this is over, I'ma gunna carry him around
like a little critter.
- But what about the two Santas?!
- (Squirrel Sounds)
- You're right, Leshawna.
It's impossible to tell who's the real Santa.
I'll just blast them both.
- WHAAT?!!
(Blasts, energy hums)
- Okay. This could've ended better.
I gotta hand it to you kids.
This is the best tree ever.
- Flakey was a bad egg,
but he sure makes a nice decoration.
- (Angry chirping)
Hey! Let me outta here!
- Such a good boy.
- And Leshawna's happy to be the star of the show.
(Heavenly choir sings)
- Too bad about Santa.
I guess there's no Christmas this year after all.
- (Jolly) Ho ho ho!
- What'd he say?
- He said ...it's up to US to SAVE CHRISTMAS!
- All right!
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All: Merrrrrry Christmassssss!
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