03x46 - Be Claws I Love You, Shelley
Posted: 02/29/24 15:50
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Owen: Such a good girl!
Yes, you are!
You cutesie, pootsie--
- Whatcha got there, Owen? - Oh, just my...
new dog.
- Whaaat? - No way!
- You aren't responsible enough to own a dog.
It requires hard-- Oh! Oof!
- Let me see! Let me see! Let me see!
- Her name is Shelley,
and I brought her in for show and tell-ey.
All: Whoa!
- Isn't she cute? - That's a lobster.
- Oh, is that the name of this hairless breed?
This is my first dog,
so I'm pretty new to all this stuff.
- So, um, where'd you get this uh... dog?
- My parents left her in the kitchen sink.
But they were probably giving her a bath,
and just forgot.
- Can your dog, uh, do any tricks?
- That's the best part!
She can do amazing tricks.
Just watch!
- This oughta be good. And by good, I mean bad.
- Okay, Shelley, sit.
Sit.
Sit, Shelley. Sit!
And... sit!
- I was right. - Give the dog a chance!
- You know, lobsters are ocean insects
that people eat with melted butter.
- (Laughs) Good one, Harold.
But who could eat anything with a face this adorable?
- (Snoring)
(Sniffing, snorts)
Am I smelling what I think I'm smelling?
Lobster? Mm-mm!
I love lobster.
Some might even call it a lobster problem,
but doctors refer to it as "lobster fever."
Thing is, when I'm around lobster,
I have, on occasion...
lost control.
More! More for Table Four!
- Sir, we closed three hours ago.
It's time for you to leave.
- How about you leave, while I help myself!
(Splash)
(Garbled) Lobster!
(Water splashes)
- Sir, please, control yourself!
- It got so bad,
I was banned from the seafood restaurant for a years.
So I'd use disguises to get my fill
of that delicious sea creature.
- Excuse me, sir, what are you doing?
- Uh, Emergency Lobster Repair Service.
Gonna have to take these two back to the shop.
- May I see your credentials?
- How about you show me your credentials?
- Aaaah! Ohhhh!
- While I run away!
(Chuckles)
There's no lobster at the daycare.
I must be dream-smelling. (Watch beeps)
(Sighs) Better go do my job.
- Sit, Shelley.
Like this, Shelley.
(Laughs)
She probably just wants to do her harder tricks.
Shelley, handstand. Back flip.
She can do this, I swear!
- Sure she can, buddy.
Chef: Kids, time for show and tell!
(Toy whirring)
- Cool balloon floaty thing, Harold.
- Chef, wait until you see
what Owen brought for show and tell.
- Now, now, I'm equally as excited
about every presentation,
which is, not at all. Go ahead, Owen.
- Okay, I want you to meet...
- (Sniffing) Great buttery sea queens,
is that-- - Okay, Shelley.
(Dramatic music plays)
- It's her!
- You know Shelley? - You could say that.
We almost had dinner together once.
One day, I saw the most glorious,
most delicious-est lobster of all!
- (Growls)
- Hey! We've got a swimmer!
(Alarm blares)
(Splashes)
(Whooshes)
- (Growls)
- I knew one day we'd meet again.
- What's happening?
- Chef's gonna eat Shelley.
- (Laughs) Nah!
You wouldn't do that,
would you, Chef?
- Not gonna lie, Owen, I'm gonna eat your friend.
- (Gasps) Shelley, run!
(Whooshes, thuds) - Ow!
- (Growls)
- Get back here, and into my mouth!
(Crashes)
(Landing thud)
- (Growls) - She's amazing!
- See? I told you she did tricks!
Shelley, look out!
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(Footstep thud)
Chef: Gotcha!
(Wheels rattle)
(Glass shatters)
(Splintering)
(Wheels rasps)
(Car starts)
(Tires squeal) - Shelley!
(Whimpers)
Chef's gonna eat my dog!
- Your dog is a lobster.
But don't worry, we can still stop Chef.
- I'm coming too, Shelley sounds delicious.
I mean, worth rescuing.
(Wheels rattle)
(Car rumbles)
- You're not gonna get away this time!
(Helicopter rotors b*at)
- Whoa! How does she know how to skateboard so well?
- She's really talented.
- (Gasps) Chef's catching up to her!
- Noah, get us over top of Chef.
Owen, get ready to jump!
- Got it!
Waaaah!
Right after I hook you into-- where'd he go?
- Aaaaaah!
Oh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Aiee!
(Cow moos) Oh! Oh! Gee-aah!
Help!
(Engine roars) - I got you now!
- (Growls)
(Snarls)
- (Grunts) Oh, come on!
I promise I'll only take a few nibbles!
(Crashes)
- Chef, you have to stop!
(Whooshes)
(Wheels rattle)
(Whooshes)
(Money clinks)
(Engine revs)
(Money clinks)
- They've gotta be back in five or it's extra!
They said this business wouldn't work.
Look at me now, Dad!
- Shelley! (Bull bellows)
(Helicopter rotors b*at)
- They went into the sewers. Come on, Noah!
We gotta rescue Owen from that horned horse!
- That's a bull.
Am I the only one who knows his animals?!
- Sit, Toro! Stay, Toro!
Stop!
(Helicopter whirs)
Ow! Ah!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Just like coin prize surprise!
- Nice one!
- According to this sewer map app,
there's only one way they can go.
- Why do you even have that app?
- Cause I like to know where my poop goes.
Duh!
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- Mm-mmm!
I can already taste the melted buttery goodness--
Oof! - (Chuckles)
(Squeals)
(Water rushes)
(Splashes, expl*si*n booms)
(Whooshes through air)
(Growls)
(Engine roars)
(Splash)
- Oh no, I lost her!
(Tinkly ice cream truck music)
- Man, I am lost.
I don't see a playground anywhere!
(expl*si*n booms)
(Whooshes, thuds)
- Follow that lobster!
- I get paid to serve ice cream,
not to ask questions!
(Tires screech)
- There she is!
Noah: She can ride a motorcycle?
- How many times do I have to say it?
Shelley's very talented!
(Gasps) Shelley, look out!
(Engine revs)
(Ice cream splats)
- Hey! That's two bucks a scoop, buddy!
I'm keeping count.
- How about some soft serve?
(Helicopter whirs)
- Ohh! Chef!
Please stop. Stop!
- Quick! Use your wipers!
- Normally my job isn't this exciting.
- Ah! Oof! Ah! Guh!
(Motorcycle rumbles)
- Ah! Pull me up!
Gaaah!
(MacArthur and Chef scream)
(Splats)
MacArthur and Chef: Whoaaaaaaa!
- (Laughs)
(Gasps)
- Shelley!
(Engine revs)
(Clanks, thuds)
Good dog, Shelley! You lost them!
(Truck rumbles)
- Are you ready? - Ready for what?
Aaaaaah!
An ejector seat? Really?!
Gotcha! - (Screams)
- You eat that kid's lobster!
Eat it!
- There is something really wrong with that lady.
Flight Computer: (Beeps) Altitude! Altitude!
- Oh no! We're carrying too much weight!
- Oh no, look! A bridge!
- We'll never make it!
- I can almost taste you!
- Shelley! What do we do?
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- (Whimpers)
(Tender grunts)
- Nooo-ho-ho-ho! - Shellllley!
(Water splashes)
(Helicopter rotors b*at)
- Wow, that lobster was way heavier than it looked.
- Shelley's a true hero, and she drowned to save us.
- Um, lobsters can't drown.
- Yeah, they live underwater.
- She's alive? She's alive!
- Hey kids, I'll be back later. I've got, um...
a-a dentist appointment.
- Oh, I'm so happy Shelly's safe.
I wonder what she's doing right now.
(Claw rasps)
- (Growls)
(Claw slices)
(Birds chirp)
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♪♪♪
Owen: Such a good girl!
Yes, you are!
You cutesie, pootsie--
- Whatcha got there, Owen? - Oh, just my...
new dog.
- Whaaat? - No way!
- You aren't responsible enough to own a dog.
It requires hard-- Oh! Oof!
- Let me see! Let me see! Let me see!
- Her name is Shelley,
and I brought her in for show and tell-ey.
All: Whoa!
- Isn't she cute? - That's a lobster.
- Oh, is that the name of this hairless breed?
This is my first dog,
so I'm pretty new to all this stuff.
- So, um, where'd you get this uh... dog?
- My parents left her in the kitchen sink.
But they were probably giving her a bath,
and just forgot.
- Can your dog, uh, do any tricks?
- That's the best part!
She can do amazing tricks.
Just watch!
- This oughta be good. And by good, I mean bad.
- Okay, Shelley, sit.
Sit.
Sit, Shelley. Sit!
And... sit!
- I was right. - Give the dog a chance!
- You know, lobsters are ocean insects
that people eat with melted butter.
- (Laughs) Good one, Harold.
But who could eat anything with a face this adorable?
- (Snoring)
(Sniffing, snorts)
Am I smelling what I think I'm smelling?
Lobster? Mm-mm!
I love lobster.
Some might even call it a lobster problem,
but doctors refer to it as "lobster fever."
Thing is, when I'm around lobster,
I have, on occasion...
lost control.
More! More for Table Four!
- Sir, we closed three hours ago.
It's time for you to leave.
- How about you leave, while I help myself!
(Splash)
(Garbled) Lobster!
(Water splashes)
- Sir, please, control yourself!
- It got so bad,
I was banned from the seafood restaurant for a years.
So I'd use disguises to get my fill
of that delicious sea creature.
- Excuse me, sir, what are you doing?
- Uh, Emergency Lobster Repair Service.
Gonna have to take these two back to the shop.
- May I see your credentials?
- How about you show me your credentials?
- Aaaah! Ohhhh!
- While I run away!
(Chuckles)
There's no lobster at the daycare.
I must be dream-smelling. (Watch beeps)
(Sighs) Better go do my job.
- Sit, Shelley.
Like this, Shelley.
(Laughs)
She probably just wants to do her harder tricks.
Shelley, handstand. Back flip.
She can do this, I swear!
- Sure she can, buddy.
Chef: Kids, time for show and tell!
(Toy whirring)
- Cool balloon floaty thing, Harold.
- Chef, wait until you see
what Owen brought for show and tell.
- Now, now, I'm equally as excited
about every presentation,
which is, not at all. Go ahead, Owen.
- Okay, I want you to meet...
- (Sniffing) Great buttery sea queens,
is that-- - Okay, Shelley.
(Dramatic music plays)
- It's her!
- You know Shelley? - You could say that.
We almost had dinner together once.
One day, I saw the most glorious,
most delicious-est lobster of all!
- (Growls)
- Hey! We've got a swimmer!
(Alarm blares)
(Splashes)
(Whooshes)
- (Growls)
- I knew one day we'd meet again.
- What's happening?
- Chef's gonna eat Shelley.
- (Laughs) Nah!
You wouldn't do that,
would you, Chef?
- Not gonna lie, Owen, I'm gonna eat your friend.
- (Gasps) Shelley, run!
(Whooshes, thuds) - Ow!
- (Growls)
- Get back here, and into my mouth!
(Crashes)
(Landing thud)
- (Growls) - She's amazing!
- See? I told you she did tricks!
Shelley, look out!
♪♪♪
(Footstep thud)
Chef: Gotcha!
(Wheels rattle)
(Glass shatters)
(Splintering)
(Wheels rasps)
(Car starts)
(Tires squeal) - Shelley!
(Whimpers)
Chef's gonna eat my dog!
- Your dog is a lobster.
But don't worry, we can still stop Chef.
- I'm coming too, Shelley sounds delicious.
I mean, worth rescuing.
(Wheels rattle)
(Car rumbles)
- You're not gonna get away this time!
(Helicopter rotors b*at)
- Whoa! How does she know how to skateboard so well?
- She's really talented.
- (Gasps) Chef's catching up to her!
- Noah, get us over top of Chef.
Owen, get ready to jump!
- Got it!
Waaaah!
Right after I hook you into-- where'd he go?
- Aaaaaah!
Oh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Aiee!
(Cow moos) Oh! Oh! Gee-aah!
Help!
(Engine roars) - I got you now!
- (Growls)
(Snarls)
- (Grunts) Oh, come on!
I promise I'll only take a few nibbles!
(Crashes)
- Chef, you have to stop!
(Whooshes)
(Wheels rattle)
(Whooshes)
(Money clinks)
(Engine revs)
(Money clinks)
- They've gotta be back in five or it's extra!
They said this business wouldn't work.
Look at me now, Dad!
- Shelley! (Bull bellows)
(Helicopter rotors b*at)
- They went into the sewers. Come on, Noah!
We gotta rescue Owen from that horned horse!
- That's a bull.
Am I the only one who knows his animals?!
- Sit, Toro! Stay, Toro!
Stop!
(Helicopter whirs)
Ow! Ah!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Just like coin prize surprise!
- Nice one!
- According to this sewer map app,
there's only one way they can go.
- Why do you even have that app?
- Cause I like to know where my poop goes.
Duh!
♪♪♪
- Mm-mmm!
I can already taste the melted buttery goodness--
Oof! - (Chuckles)
(Squeals)
(Water rushes)
(Splashes, expl*si*n booms)
(Whooshes through air)
(Growls)
(Engine roars)
(Splash)
- Oh no, I lost her!
(Tinkly ice cream truck music)
- Man, I am lost.
I don't see a playground anywhere!
(expl*si*n booms)
(Whooshes, thuds)
- Follow that lobster!
- I get paid to serve ice cream,
not to ask questions!
(Tires screech)
- There she is!
Noah: She can ride a motorcycle?
- How many times do I have to say it?
Shelley's very talented!
(Gasps) Shelley, look out!
(Engine revs)
(Ice cream splats)
- Hey! That's two bucks a scoop, buddy!
I'm keeping count.
- How about some soft serve?
(Helicopter whirs)
- Ohh! Chef!
Please stop. Stop!
- Quick! Use your wipers!
- Normally my job isn't this exciting.
- Ah! Oof! Ah! Guh!
(Motorcycle rumbles)
- Ah! Pull me up!
Gaaah!
(MacArthur and Chef scream)
(Splats)
MacArthur and Chef: Whoaaaaaaa!
- (Laughs)
(Gasps)
- Shelley!
(Engine revs)
(Clanks, thuds)
Good dog, Shelley! You lost them!
(Truck rumbles)
- Are you ready? - Ready for what?
Aaaaaah!
An ejector seat? Really?!
Gotcha! - (Screams)
- You eat that kid's lobster!
Eat it!
- There is something really wrong with that lady.
Flight Computer: (Beeps) Altitude! Altitude!
- Oh no! We're carrying too much weight!
- Oh no, look! A bridge!
- We'll never make it!
- I can almost taste you!
- Shelley! What do we do?
♪♪♪
- (Whimpers)
(Tender grunts)
- Nooo-ho-ho-ho! - Shellllley!
(Water splashes)
(Helicopter rotors b*at)
- Wow, that lobster was way heavier than it looked.
- Shelley's a true hero, and she drowned to save us.
- Um, lobsters can't drown.
- Yeah, they live underwater.
- She's alive? She's alive!
- Hey kids, I'll be back later. I've got, um...
a-a dentist appointment.
- Oh, I'm so happy Shelly's safe.
I wonder what she's doing right now.
(Claw rasps)
- (Growls)
(Claw slices)
(Birds chirp)
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