03x47 - Total Trauma Rama
Posted: 02/29/24 15:54
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♪ La la la ♪ Chef: Kids!!!
It's story time! All: YAY! Woo-hoo!
- Every story teaches a lesson.
And since Cody failed to make it to the bathroom
three times this week... - And it's only Tuesday.
- Today we'll be reading...
"Tommy Turtle Takes a Tinkle".
- NOT THAT BOOK! NO! - Ahh!
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
- Uh... any issues you wanna talk about, Harold?
- Oh, um...
well, I've never told anyone this,
but the thing is... I'm terrified of turtles.
- Turtles? Or tortoises?
- Courtney! Time out table. MOVE IT!
- But... (Defeated sighs)
- Yeah, you know what you did.
Now, Harold, I'd love to take your word for it,
but do you honestly expect me to believe
you're afraid of this? - (Shriek)
- Hmmm...
- (Shrieks repeatedly)
- Well, guess he is afraid of turtles...
or phones...
- What's so scary about turtles?
- T-T-Those shells.
What are they hiding in there?
And-and their mouths are Like pinchy little bottle openers.
- OOGAH-BOOGAH-WOOGAH!
It's turtles.
Harold's afraid of turtles. - Dude? I'm proud of you.
Admitting to a fear isn't easy.
But now that we all know,
we can take your bad turtle vibes into consideration.
- We sure can.
Duncan: (Happy whistling) (Truck rumbles up)
(Break squeak, package thuds lightly)
Hewwo, baby tutols.
Are we weady to pway with Hawold?
Yes you are. You are.
(Cackles)
Yeaaah.
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- (Screaming)
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(Screams)
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(Screams)
(Heavy panting)
(Chirping)
(Screams)
(Screams)
(Screams)
- (Laughing)
Harold's a mess!
Hehehahaha.
Now it's time to make... him... snap!
(Cackles)
- Duuude, this is so wrong.
- Well, then I don't wanna be right.
- Duncan, no one loves seeing Harold get hurt more than I do,
but you've put him through enough.
- Hey! We each have our own skillset;
Do I tell you how deep your fingers should go
into your nostrils? NO.
Do I tell Jude how long the word "duuude" should be?
NO. So don't tell me how to be a jerk.
- That's a fair point.
- Plus I already filled the slide with turtles,
so it's too late to turn back.
- Ninja slide tiiiiime!
TURTLE! AHH! ANOTHER TURTLE!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TURTLES!?
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
SAFE PLACE! SAFE PLACE!
- Turtle noise!
- Huh. I should be terrified, but I'm not.
It's almost like my fear of turtles is... gone.
- What?! NO.
Turtle noise! Turtle noise!
SPOOOOKY!
- These guys are kinda cute.
- Whoooaaa. You cured Harold!
- Ugh! I rented this costume for a full week!
- You should be way happier, bro.
Whatcha did for Harold was super sweet.
- I wasn't aiming for sweet, Jude.
I wanted to make him fill his pants With poop!
- Well, you filled my heart with the warm n'fuzzies.
- That's gross! - You have a true gift.
I bet you could help everyone in class
get over their fears. - What's that?
- A list of each of our friends' greatest fears.
Being in a constant state of Chillosity,
I can sense the stress of others.
Sooo I made a list of the unique fears
of every kid in class
to be sure I avoid triggering them.
- Mu-mu-maybe I should help others.
You know, with my... "gift".
- Well, then here y'go, buddy.
I know you'll do good work.
- I will, Jude. I really will.
- C'mon, Courtney, stay inside the lines.
INSIDE THE LINES.
Why would anyone manufacture markers
shaped like rockets?
- Hehehe, yeah, "shaped like" rockets.
(Beeps) Launch!
(Poof)
- (Whooshes) Whoa!
AAAAAAAAH! I'M OUTSIDE THE LINES!
I'M OUTSIDE THE LIIINES!
- (Gasps) Courtney! STOP THAT!
(Whooshes by)
- I CAAAN'T! HEEEEEEELP! á
- Courtney this isn't like you!
(Rocket whooshing)
Still going, huh?!
(Rocket whooshing)
Well, this is very upsetting!
(Rocket sputters)
- Aw man. Out of fuel already?
(Whooshing)
- You just earned yourself another time out.
What do you have to say For yourself, young lady?!
- I say, after all of that...
colouring a little outside the lines
will never bother me again.
- WHAT?! Are you kidding me?!
Well, that didn't go as planned,
but Courtney's always been annoying!
I'll move onto a sure thing. (Snaps his fingers)
- Woohoohoohoo, slide time!
Oops, sorry. You go first Jude.
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And after you.
After you. No, please, after you.
You go first.
- You always let others go first.
You're so nice. - I guess I am!
- And you never want to see any of your friends get hurt.
- That is my greatest fear.
- Yes, I recently read that.
Which is why I'm surprised you just sent them all
into that tube of horror.
- Tube of horror--
AHHHHHH!!!
(Screams of pain, saw blades whir)
(Pained grunts)
- Guys! Are you okay?!
(Woozy moans and groans) - I think so.
- I'm so sorry!
This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me!
- YES! That's right!
You are the victim and it's horrible!
- Although...
- Stop talking. No "although".
This is alllll bad! Very, VERY bad!
- But if my friends could survive that,
then they can survive anything.
I'm gonna be less scared from now on.
- WAIT!!!... UGH! - (Owen sings to himself)
Cody: Heeeeelp!
Somebody helllllp!
Swinging is scary!
- I shouldn't even bother.
(Sighs) Here comes the terror...
(Swing squeak)
- Swinging is fun now! Thank you, Duncan!
- Whatever.
- (Sad moan) - Dude, you should be happy.
- Ugh, are you about to say
"every Cloud has a silver lining".
Cause, ya know, barf.
- No, bro, this scenario's so positive
there are no clouds.
You do amazing work.
You're like a fear toilet
that sucks away everything scary,
leaving behind nothing but pure joy.
- Are you calling me... a joy toilet?
(Sighs)
I need to rethink my life.
What happened, Duncan?!
You used to scare people!
What have you become?
(Gasps)
- Hello, Duncan! This is the new you!
Kindness is its own reward.
- Whu?! No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! á
- It's SNOT me it's you....
- (Yelps)
- Dude, somethin' about vibes or niceness or somethin'.
- Stop! STOP!
I can't take it any more!
Me being nice is terrifying!
Wait. Me being nice... is terrifying.
(Cackles)
(Villain sting)
- C'mon kids, playtime's over. Let's go. Chop, chop.
All: (GASP!)
♪♪♪
- Uh, I don't remember the network asking
for a Valentine's Day episode.
- This isn't for Valentine's.
It's Duncan Loves You Day.
- Something is... weird.
- Since when is love weird?
- GAH! Why're you smiling like that?!
Courtney, make him stop!
- I'm not going anywhere near that!
You're the teacher, deal with it.
Chef: I-I CAN'T! I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT!
Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
(Engine starts, tire squeal)
♪♪♪
- I don't know why, but your smile makes me need to pee.
- Duncan, whatever you're going to do...
just don't.
- So... none of you want presents?
Here, Harold. Open it.
- Oh. A turtle.
I like these now. - I know.
And this one is extra special.
I got it just for you.
- Whu-Whu-what makes it special?
What did you do?! Get it away from me!
Nooo!
- And here's a new colouring book.
Feel free to colour outside the lines.
- Why, what will happen if I do?!
TELL ME!! TELL ME!!
AAAAAHH!!
- For me? (GASP)
This present is bottomless!
- Like our friendship.
- (Screams)
- Guess it's indoor play time.
Just look at all these toys.
I'll let you guys have first pick.
- Dudes. I never thought nice Duncan,
would be the worst Duncan of all!
- Let's hug.
All: (Scream)
(Glass shatters) - Run! Run! Ahhh!
- Kindness really is it's own reward.
♪ La la la la la ♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪ La la la ♪ Chef: Kids!!!
It's story time! All: YAY! Woo-hoo!
- Every story teaches a lesson.
And since Cody failed to make it to the bathroom
three times this week... - And it's only Tuesday.
- Today we'll be reading...
"Tommy Turtle Takes a Tinkle".
- NOT THAT BOOK! NO! - Ahh!
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
- Uh... any issues you wanna talk about, Harold?
- Oh, um...
well, I've never told anyone this,
but the thing is... I'm terrified of turtles.
- Turtles? Or tortoises?
- Courtney! Time out table. MOVE IT!
- But... (Defeated sighs)
- Yeah, you know what you did.
Now, Harold, I'd love to take your word for it,
but do you honestly expect me to believe
you're afraid of this? - (Shriek)
- Hmmm...
- (Shrieks repeatedly)
- Well, guess he is afraid of turtles...
or phones...
- What's so scary about turtles?
- T-T-Those shells.
What are they hiding in there?
And-and their mouths are Like pinchy little bottle openers.
- OOGAH-BOOGAH-WOOGAH!
It's turtles.
Harold's afraid of turtles. - Dude? I'm proud of you.
Admitting to a fear isn't easy.
But now that we all know,
we can take your bad turtle vibes into consideration.
- We sure can.
Duncan: (Happy whistling) (Truck rumbles up)
(Break squeak, package thuds lightly)
Hewwo, baby tutols.
Are we weady to pway with Hawold?
Yes you are. You are.
(Cackles)
Yeaaah.
♪♪♪
- (Screaming)
♪♪♪
(Screams)
♪♪♪
(Screams)
(Heavy panting)
(Chirping)
(Screams)
(Screams)
(Screams)
- (Laughing)
Harold's a mess!
Hehehahaha.
Now it's time to make... him... snap!
(Cackles)
- Duuude, this is so wrong.
- Well, then I don't wanna be right.
- Duncan, no one loves seeing Harold get hurt more than I do,
but you've put him through enough.
- Hey! We each have our own skillset;
Do I tell you how deep your fingers should go
into your nostrils? NO.
Do I tell Jude how long the word "duuude" should be?
NO. So don't tell me how to be a jerk.
- That's a fair point.
- Plus I already filled the slide with turtles,
so it's too late to turn back.
- Ninja slide tiiiiime!
TURTLE! AHH! ANOTHER TURTLE!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TURTLES!?
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
SAFE PLACE! SAFE PLACE!
- Turtle noise!
- Huh. I should be terrified, but I'm not.
It's almost like my fear of turtles is... gone.
- What?! NO.
Turtle noise! Turtle noise!
SPOOOOKY!
- These guys are kinda cute.
- Whoooaaa. You cured Harold!
- Ugh! I rented this costume for a full week!
- You should be way happier, bro.
Whatcha did for Harold was super sweet.
- I wasn't aiming for sweet, Jude.
I wanted to make him fill his pants With poop!
- Well, you filled my heart with the warm n'fuzzies.
- That's gross! - You have a true gift.
I bet you could help everyone in class
get over their fears. - What's that?
- A list of each of our friends' greatest fears.
Being in a constant state of Chillosity,
I can sense the stress of others.
Sooo I made a list of the unique fears
of every kid in class
to be sure I avoid triggering them.
- Mu-mu-maybe I should help others.
You know, with my... "gift".
- Well, then here y'go, buddy.
I know you'll do good work.
- I will, Jude. I really will.
- C'mon, Courtney, stay inside the lines.
INSIDE THE LINES.
Why would anyone manufacture markers
shaped like rockets?
- Hehehe, yeah, "shaped like" rockets.
(Beeps) Launch!
(Poof)
- (Whooshes) Whoa!
AAAAAAAAH! I'M OUTSIDE THE LINES!
I'M OUTSIDE THE LIIINES!
- (Gasps) Courtney! STOP THAT!
(Whooshes by)
- I CAAAN'T! HEEEEEEELP! á
- Courtney this isn't like you!
(Rocket whooshing)
Still going, huh?!
(Rocket whooshing)
Well, this is very upsetting!
(Rocket sputters)
- Aw man. Out of fuel already?
(Whooshing)
- You just earned yourself another time out.
What do you have to say For yourself, young lady?!
- I say, after all of that...
colouring a little outside the lines
will never bother me again.
- WHAT?! Are you kidding me?!
Well, that didn't go as planned,
but Courtney's always been annoying!
I'll move onto a sure thing. (Snaps his fingers)
- Woohoohoohoo, slide time!
Oops, sorry. You go first Jude.
♪♪♪
And after you.
After you. No, please, after you.
You go first.
- You always let others go first.
You're so nice. - I guess I am!
- And you never want to see any of your friends get hurt.
- That is my greatest fear.
- Yes, I recently read that.
Which is why I'm surprised you just sent them all
into that tube of horror.
- Tube of horror--
AHHHHHH!!!
(Screams of pain, saw blades whir)
(Pained grunts)
- Guys! Are you okay?!
(Woozy moans and groans) - I think so.
- I'm so sorry!
This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me!
- YES! That's right!
You are the victim and it's horrible!
- Although...
- Stop talking. No "although".
This is alllll bad! Very, VERY bad!
- But if my friends could survive that,
then they can survive anything.
I'm gonna be less scared from now on.
- WAIT!!!... UGH! - (Owen sings to himself)
Cody: Heeeeelp!
Somebody helllllp!
Swinging is scary!
- I shouldn't even bother.
(Sighs) Here comes the terror...
(Swing squeak)
- Swinging is fun now! Thank you, Duncan!
- Whatever.
- (Sad moan) - Dude, you should be happy.
- Ugh, are you about to say
"every Cloud has a silver lining".
Cause, ya know, barf.
- No, bro, this scenario's so positive
there are no clouds.
You do amazing work.
You're like a fear toilet
that sucks away everything scary,
leaving behind nothing but pure joy.
- Are you calling me... a joy toilet?
(Sighs)
I need to rethink my life.
What happened, Duncan?!
You used to scare people!
What have you become?
(Gasps)
- Hello, Duncan! This is the new you!
Kindness is its own reward.
- Whu?! No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! á
- It's SNOT me it's you....
- (Yelps)
- Dude, somethin' about vibes or niceness or somethin'.
- Stop! STOP!
I can't take it any more!
Me being nice is terrifying!
Wait. Me being nice... is terrifying.
(Cackles)
(Villain sting)
- C'mon kids, playtime's over. Let's go. Chop, chop.
All: (GASP!)
♪♪♪
- Uh, I don't remember the network asking
for a Valentine's Day episode.
- This isn't for Valentine's.
It's Duncan Loves You Day.
- Something is... weird.
- Since when is love weird?
- GAH! Why're you smiling like that?!
Courtney, make him stop!
- I'm not going anywhere near that!
You're the teacher, deal with it.
Chef: I-I CAN'T! I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT!
Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
(Engine starts, tire squeal)
♪♪♪
- I don't know why, but your smile makes me need to pee.
- Duncan, whatever you're going to do...
just don't.
- So... none of you want presents?
Here, Harold. Open it.
- Oh. A turtle.
I like these now. - I know.
And this one is extra special.
I got it just for you.
- Whu-Whu-what makes it special?
What did you do?! Get it away from me!
Nooo!
- And here's a new colouring book.
Feel free to colour outside the lines.
- Why, what will happen if I do?!
TELL ME!! TELL ME!!
AAAAAHH!!
- For me? (GASP)
This present is bottomless!
- Like our friendship.
- (Screams)
- Guess it's indoor play time.
Just look at all these toys.
I'll let you guys have first pick.
- Dudes. I never thought nice Duncan,
would be the worst Duncan of all!
- Let's hug.
All: (Scream)
(Glass shatters) - Run! Run! Ahhh!
- Kindness really is it's own reward.
♪ La la la la la ♪
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