03x50 - A Bridgette Too Far
Posted: 02/29/24 15:56
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Chef: It's okay, kids.
Shout 'em out!
- Oh oh! I think Cave Boy was the best.
- Whaaat? The time everyone thought I was a biter
was WAY funnier! Owen: (Stifling laugh)
Or, what about when that squirrel
ate my fudgy lumps! (Laughs)
- That's from Season One, Owen.
We're talking Season Three.
- We've been here for three seasons already?
How OLD are we?!
- Shouldn't we be taller?
- Is that why I have this mustache?
(Blows air horn) Ahh!
- C'mon, guys, focus!
We gotta pick an episode to submit
for the Crazy School Adventure Awards to-day!
- I'm not sure why this is even up for discussion.
My Taffy Math contest story was clearly the best.
- Possibly though episode B
had much bigger stakes.
I mean I almost started an intergalactic w*r in that one.
- Intergalactic w*r?
Taffy contest?
I don't remember any of these.
Or the last story I was in!
- Wait, did you star in any of the episodes this season?
- No. (Sighs)
Oh well, I'm sure the Producers know what they're doing.
They work very hard.
- Oooh. There's an online sale at Vouey Luttin.
Add to CART!
- It's not like I rely on starring in episodes
for my sense of self worth.
I mean... have you seen my hair?
- (Gasp) Oh, what about the episode
with the Fire-Pants guy?!
- Or when I turned into a giraffe!
- Or when Chef locked himself into the school
for the weekend and went banana brains? (Laughs)
(Doorbell rings)
- Ugh. Who could that be?
Hey, uh since you're not contributing at all,
go answer the door, Barbra.
- It's Bridgette.
- Mmmm... is it?
- Hi sorry, but we're actually in the middle of--
(Shocked gasp!)
Guys! Guys! I think a ME episode is starting right now!
- Really?! What's it about?
Well, the person at the door looks exactly like me!
So... maybe it's a clone that spawned from an alien pod
and wants to take over my life!
Or she's a post-apocalyptic Bridgette
that I have to battle in the Bridgette Dome!
Or what if it's my long lost twin
who's a kajillionaire
and she's gonna take me to her mansion
to live happily ever-- - WRONNNNNG!
It was a mirror! Bet you feel pretty silly now! Hahaha!
- My twin was just my reflection?
- Yep. Can't win an award with a story
about a kid and a mirror! Hahaha!
- (Whispers) Who's the new kid?
- That's Bernice.
- Her name is Bridgette.
And she's not new. - Thank you, Owen.
- She's just not popular.
- Not popular.
Since when does that matter in children's television?
Hold on a second.
(Gasps)
GUYS! COME QUICK! MY EPISODE IS STARTING!
FOR REAL THIS TIME!
All: Whoaaaaaaaaaaa...
- Right? I think it's a Martian Egg!
- Wow, Bridgette. I gotta admit,
this sure looks like an episode. So...
maybe someone more experienced should take it from here?
- Good idea, Leshawna.
If it's a nice alien inside,
Izzy should probably take it.
If it's a mean alien,
maybe Duncan could take it.
- NO WAY! I found it!
This is my story.
(Pod bursts, splshes)
- Here it comes! - (Gasps)
- It's happening! - (Gasps)
- Hey class, I fell asleep in my new rejuvenation pod.
- Aww! It's just Chef.
Not a story. - Yep. Let's go play.
- Aww.
There's gotta be something in here to help start my story.
- I thought you didn't care about starring in an episode.
- I don't. Now quit standing around and help me look!
(Gasp) Look!
Some evil scientist must've shrunk our friends
for his creepy human-toy collection!
- Not sure why you'd be happy about that,
and NO, this is called 'merch'.
See? Here's one of me too.
- Awwww, guess this isn't a story either.
But at least I can see what I look like as a doll!
- (Winces) Yeahhh. Awkward.
It's just the "main" cast.
(High-pitched) - Mainnnnn caaasst?!
C'mon, story... come onnnnn...
- Um, we're halfway done this episode.
Maybe someone else should-- - NO! WAIT!
I need more time.
- Okay, but if someone else starts a story
we'll have to let it happen.
(Metallic clunk) - (Gasp) Whoa!
We've never done a Genie episode!
- AWESOME! Izzy!
You should wish for a million cookies!
- SHH-SHH-SHH-SHH! Here he comes!
- The Great KOSTU will grant you three wi-aahhhh...
(Dustbuster whirs)
- NOOO! - WHY?!
- STOP! - HEY!
- No!
THIS IS GONNA BE MY STORY!
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!
- Aw, come on, Bridgette.
It's not our fault if we make better muses for the writers.
I mean, cut 'em some slack;
they're barely employable as it is--whoa!
- We're free! We're free!
You've freed the mole people from our underground prison,
which makes YOU our new Ki--
(PANG)-OWWW! - OH, NO YOU DON'T!
- Hey! I was gonna be a Mole King!
- (GRRR, AHHH)
Not on my watch, bub.
All of you need to stop trying to steal my episode!
- I'm not stealing your episode,
I'm just eating chips and (crunch)
waiting for you to find a story idea that
(CLANK) Owwww!
- (Gasp) That's the Golden Chip!
Cody just won us all a tour
of Jimmy Jonka's magical chip factory!
♪ Come and see ♪
♪ And we'll eat ♪
♪ In a land of pure potato dehydration ♪
(Jet roars) - It's okay!
I'm just a potatooooo...
(Engine hums, eject button beeps)
This. Episode. IS. MIIINE!
IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES TO STEAL MY STORY,
I'M GONNA--
(Magical whoosh)
- I... am... Bethinator.
I have come from the future to prevent a w*r
with the machines.
I am here to take Duncan, Izzy,
Leshawna, Cody,
Beth, Owen,
Noah, Courtney,
Harold, Jude, Lightning,
Sugar, Gwen...
you know what? Everyone but Bridgette...
Come with me if you want to-- GAK!
- (Furious scream)
(Animal heaving)
Chef: Okay, kids! Recess is over!
Come on in so we can make our final decision
on what episode to submit!
All: (Cheer)
- Sorry, Bridgette.
- I promise we'll help figure out an episode
for you next season.
- (Disappointed sigh)
Okay, so everyone's in agreement?
We're gonna submit episode number --
- (Clears throat)
Everyone, I just wanted to say
that I'm coming to terms with my status as...
a background character.
- Awe, don't say that, Bahdango, you're--
- No no, it's all right. I know it's true.
I'll never be popular like Izzy or Owen...
or even Harold.
- "Even" Harold? - But it's okay.
With cameras following me around all day,
I remembered how hard it is to drive an episode.
And honestly, that's just not me.
(Stopwatch buzzes)
- Bridgette, it's been minutes!
THIS was your episode!
All: (Cheering)
(Party favour sounds)
- What?! Seriously?!
NO. STOP!
I don't want your pity story!
This is even worse than NOT getting an episode.
- But we just thought... - Save it, old man!
I've had enough!
I'm going to the network to pitch my own series!
I'll show you...
I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU! HMPH! (Door slams)
- She doesn't stand a chance. - Nooope.
- Never gonna happen. - Not likely.
- Doubtful. Nuh uh, No chance.
♪♪♪
(Owl hoots)
Chef: Goooood morning, kids.
All: Good morning, Chef!
- I got a letter from The Network!
All: Ooooooooooh!
Probably an early renewal for Season Four!
Or raises! Or...
CANCELLED?!
All: WHATTTT?! - It's over.
(reads) "In spite of the incredible popularity...
(Speed read mumbles)
numerous nominations, but... (Speed read mumbles)
We're being replaced by something called
"Burning Bridgettes"?
What the heck is that?
Announcer: This fall, get ready for a brand new,
hard-hitting Crime Drama, Burning Bridgettes.
Starring Bridgette
like you've never seen her before...
...as TWINS!
All: Whaaat?
Announcer: "Burning Bridgettes" has cool cars!
And even cooler Bridgettes.
They kick the bad guys butts...
♪♪♪
All: Whoa!
Announcer: there are speed boat chases...
All: Whoa!
Announcer: nuclear Armageddon's...
All: Whoa!
Announcer: and puppies wrestling each other
while wearing tiny overalls.
All: Awwwwwwwwwww!
Announcer: Tune in this fall for...
"Burning Bridgettes".
- That looks like... amazing.
Good for Bridgette.
- Hey! Whaddya mean ' Good for Bridgette?'
That sounds like an Owen line!
Pfft. Fine.
Then I'm gonna go find some fireworks.
- Well, if Owen gets to play with fireworks,
then I'm gonna eat all his chili cheese chips!
- Wait. Beth loves chili cheese chips?
(Gasp) Then I guess I can finally start working
on this booger that's been driving me nuts all year.
- Guys, stop it!
You know the rules about keeping our characters distinct!
- Oh, so now Izzy is the rule police?
This show is off the rails!
Where's Chef? Somebody has to put a stop to this!
(Big expl*si*n outside)
- (Giggles) I just blew up my own car!
(Crazed laugh)
- Ugh, worst ending ever.
♪ Ta ta da ♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
Chef: It's okay, kids.
Shout 'em out!
- Oh oh! I think Cave Boy was the best.
- Whaaat? The time everyone thought I was a biter
was WAY funnier! Owen: (Stifling laugh)
Or, what about when that squirrel
ate my fudgy lumps! (Laughs)
- That's from Season One, Owen.
We're talking Season Three.
- We've been here for three seasons already?
How OLD are we?!
- Shouldn't we be taller?
- Is that why I have this mustache?
(Blows air horn) Ahh!
- C'mon, guys, focus!
We gotta pick an episode to submit
for the Crazy School Adventure Awards to-day!
- I'm not sure why this is even up for discussion.
My Taffy Math contest story was clearly the best.
- Possibly though episode B
had much bigger stakes.
I mean I almost started an intergalactic w*r in that one.
- Intergalactic w*r?
Taffy contest?
I don't remember any of these.
Or the last story I was in!
- Wait, did you star in any of the episodes this season?
- No. (Sighs)
Oh well, I'm sure the Producers know what they're doing.
They work very hard.
- Oooh. There's an online sale at Vouey Luttin.
Add to CART!
- It's not like I rely on starring in episodes
for my sense of self worth.
I mean... have you seen my hair?
- (Gasp) Oh, what about the episode
with the Fire-Pants guy?!
- Or when I turned into a giraffe!
- Or when Chef locked himself into the school
for the weekend and went banana brains? (Laughs)
(Doorbell rings)
- Ugh. Who could that be?
Hey, uh since you're not contributing at all,
go answer the door, Barbra.
- It's Bridgette.
- Mmmm... is it?
- Hi sorry, but we're actually in the middle of--
(Shocked gasp!)
Guys! Guys! I think a ME episode is starting right now!
- Really?! What's it about?
Well, the person at the door looks exactly like me!
So... maybe it's a clone that spawned from an alien pod
and wants to take over my life!
Or she's a post-apocalyptic Bridgette
that I have to battle in the Bridgette Dome!
Or what if it's my long lost twin
who's a kajillionaire
and she's gonna take me to her mansion
to live happily ever-- - WRONNNNNG!
It was a mirror! Bet you feel pretty silly now! Hahaha!
- My twin was just my reflection?
- Yep. Can't win an award with a story
about a kid and a mirror! Hahaha!
- (Whispers) Who's the new kid?
- That's Bernice.
- Her name is Bridgette.
And she's not new. - Thank you, Owen.
- She's just not popular.
- Not popular.
Since when does that matter in children's television?
Hold on a second.
(Gasps)
GUYS! COME QUICK! MY EPISODE IS STARTING!
FOR REAL THIS TIME!
All: Whoaaaaaaaaaaa...
- Right? I think it's a Martian Egg!
- Wow, Bridgette. I gotta admit,
this sure looks like an episode. So...
maybe someone more experienced should take it from here?
- Good idea, Leshawna.
If it's a nice alien inside,
Izzy should probably take it.
If it's a mean alien,
maybe Duncan could take it.
- NO WAY! I found it!
This is my story.
(Pod bursts, splshes)
- Here it comes! - (Gasps)
- It's happening! - (Gasps)
- Hey class, I fell asleep in my new rejuvenation pod.
- Aww! It's just Chef.
Not a story. - Yep. Let's go play.
- Aww.
There's gotta be something in here to help start my story.
- I thought you didn't care about starring in an episode.
- I don't. Now quit standing around and help me look!
(Gasp) Look!
Some evil scientist must've shrunk our friends
for his creepy human-toy collection!
- Not sure why you'd be happy about that,
and NO, this is called 'merch'.
See? Here's one of me too.
- Awwww, guess this isn't a story either.
But at least I can see what I look like as a doll!
- (Winces) Yeahhh. Awkward.
It's just the "main" cast.
(High-pitched) - Mainnnnn caaasst?!
C'mon, story... come onnnnn...
- Um, we're halfway done this episode.
Maybe someone else should-- - NO! WAIT!
I need more time.
- Okay, but if someone else starts a story
we'll have to let it happen.
(Metallic clunk) - (Gasp) Whoa!
We've never done a Genie episode!
- AWESOME! Izzy!
You should wish for a million cookies!
- SHH-SHH-SHH-SHH! Here he comes!
- The Great KOSTU will grant you three wi-aahhhh...
(Dustbuster whirs)
- NOOO! - WHY?!
- STOP! - HEY!
- No!
THIS IS GONNA BE MY STORY!
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!
- Aw, come on, Bridgette.
It's not our fault if we make better muses for the writers.
I mean, cut 'em some slack;
they're barely employable as it is--whoa!
- We're free! We're free!
You've freed the mole people from our underground prison,
which makes YOU our new Ki--
(PANG)-OWWW! - OH, NO YOU DON'T!
- Hey! I was gonna be a Mole King!
- (GRRR, AHHH)
Not on my watch, bub.
All of you need to stop trying to steal my episode!
- I'm not stealing your episode,
I'm just eating chips and (crunch)
waiting for you to find a story idea that
(CLANK) Owwww!
- (Gasp) That's the Golden Chip!
Cody just won us all a tour
of Jimmy Jonka's magical chip factory!
♪ Come and see ♪
♪ And we'll eat ♪
♪ In a land of pure potato dehydration ♪
(Jet roars) - It's okay!
I'm just a potatooooo...
(Engine hums, eject button beeps)
This. Episode. IS. MIIINE!
IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES TO STEAL MY STORY,
I'M GONNA--
(Magical whoosh)
- I... am... Bethinator.
I have come from the future to prevent a w*r
with the machines.
I am here to take Duncan, Izzy,
Leshawna, Cody,
Beth, Owen,
Noah, Courtney,
Harold, Jude, Lightning,
Sugar, Gwen...
you know what? Everyone but Bridgette...
Come with me if you want to-- GAK!
- (Furious scream)
(Animal heaving)
Chef: Okay, kids! Recess is over!
Come on in so we can make our final decision
on what episode to submit!
All: (Cheer)
- Sorry, Bridgette.
- I promise we'll help figure out an episode
for you next season.
- (Disappointed sigh)
Okay, so everyone's in agreement?
We're gonna submit episode number --
- (Clears throat)
Everyone, I just wanted to say
that I'm coming to terms with my status as...
a background character.
- Awe, don't say that, Bahdango, you're--
- No no, it's all right. I know it's true.
I'll never be popular like Izzy or Owen...
or even Harold.
- "Even" Harold? - But it's okay.
With cameras following me around all day,
I remembered how hard it is to drive an episode.
And honestly, that's just not me.
(Stopwatch buzzes)
- Bridgette, it's been minutes!
THIS was your episode!
All: (Cheering)
(Party favour sounds)
- What?! Seriously?!
NO. STOP!
I don't want your pity story!
This is even worse than NOT getting an episode.
- But we just thought... - Save it, old man!
I've had enough!
I'm going to the network to pitch my own series!
I'll show you...
I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU! HMPH! (Door slams)
- She doesn't stand a chance. - Nooope.
- Never gonna happen. - Not likely.
- Doubtful. Nuh uh, No chance.
♪♪♪
(Owl hoots)
Chef: Goooood morning, kids.
All: Good morning, Chef!
- I got a letter from The Network!
All: Ooooooooooh!
Probably an early renewal for Season Four!
Or raises! Or...
CANCELLED?!
All: WHATTTT?! - It's over.
(reads) "In spite of the incredible popularity...
(Speed read mumbles)
numerous nominations, but... (Speed read mumbles)
We're being replaced by something called
"Burning Bridgettes"?
What the heck is that?
Announcer: This fall, get ready for a brand new,
hard-hitting Crime Drama, Burning Bridgettes.
Starring Bridgette
like you've never seen her before...
...as TWINS!
All: Whaaat?
Announcer: "Burning Bridgettes" has cool cars!
And even cooler Bridgettes.
They kick the bad guys butts...
♪♪♪
All: Whoa!
Announcer: there are speed boat chases...
All: Whoa!
Announcer: nuclear Armageddon's...
All: Whoa!
Announcer: and puppies wrestling each other
while wearing tiny overalls.
All: Awwwwwwwwwww!
Announcer: Tune in this fall for...
"Burning Bridgettes".
- That looks like... amazing.
Good for Bridgette.
- Hey! Whaddya mean ' Good for Bridgette?'
That sounds like an Owen line!
Pfft. Fine.
Then I'm gonna go find some fireworks.
- Well, if Owen gets to play with fireworks,
then I'm gonna eat all his chili cheese chips!
- Wait. Beth loves chili cheese chips?
(Gasp) Then I guess I can finally start working
on this booger that's been driving me nuts all year.
- Guys, stop it!
You know the rules about keeping our characters distinct!
- Oh, so now Izzy is the rule police?
This show is off the rails!
Where's Chef? Somebody has to put a stop to this!
(Big expl*si*n outside)
- (Giggles) I just blew up my own car!
(Crazed laugh)
- Ugh, worst ending ever.
♪ Ta ta da ♪
♪♪♪
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♪♪♪