05x08 - Home is Where the Art Is
Posted: 03/07/24 18:46
and this is five five
ducks whoa what are you doing flash
cards i'm teaching him numbers
yeah then after that i'm gonna teach him
to deal poker from the bottom of the
deck
abby look what you're doing here you're
locking them into the concept that this
is two
and this is three you're putting his
little mind in a straight jacket
larry counting is a natural human
activity
i'm counting to ten right now next thing
you'll be singing them the abcs like
letters have to come in some official
order like g is better than h because it
comes first
wait yeah g and you guys look look at
this that
this nut is taking a bath in the
fountain in front of city hall look he's
got a shower cap and a loofah
wow terry's back in town
you know this guy yeah he's a
performance artist
we used to do pieces together all the
time well this is an art this is hygiene
oh no this is his art like last year in
berlin he lined up 500 pairs of shoes in
front of the brandenburg gate
and tried them all on the piece was
called
do these come in a nine i'm sorry i
called him a nut
[Music]
[Applause]
wow thank you thank you for bailing me
out you know being in jail is just
it's just changed how i look at
everything he was in jail for three
hours yeah
yeah and it was hell jail is like like
some kind of
cage oh remember in minneapolis when you
built that giant cage you ran on the big
hamster wheel
yeah yeah you should do that again no no
no dartmouth i'm trying to focus on my
new series right now right now i'm
trying to focus on
private acts in public places you were
always the last kid picked for dodgeball
weren't you
it's okay dharma he just doesn't get it
look look at those mirrors see i'm gonna
shave
nick myself and then put a little piece
of toilet paper on it
why no honey don't ask for no no no in
this piece i want people to ask why
oh look at that good for you honey
oh look shrunken apple had dolls
it's like i want them to ask why is this
man shaving in public does he have no
home does he know where he is does his
beard grow at some superhuman
speed wow you know terry
your work has really evolved
i know it's amazing isn't it
listen next week i'm gonna do this piece
where i live in an art gallery for seven
days
on display 24 hours a day why
very good do it with me live at the art
gallery with you
yeah yeah two people living in a cramped
space irritated fighting picking at each
other getting on each other's nerves oh
wow that sounds like so much fun doesn't
it
look at this wouldn't this look great in
my parents lake house it's grotesque
i love it i'll be right back
yeah you sure you're okay with this
sure you know it looks great you've got
your bunk beds and your table
and your big window to the street and
the people out there
gawking at you it really
opens the space up wow we have gawkers
already
oh it's exciting can you feel it hey you
ready yeah totally
just unpacking and getting settled and
greg's trying to talk me out of it in a
really sweet kind of lame passive
aggressive way
oh well did anyone hear it oh i don't
think so what do you think you can get
him to do it again
oh i don't think he's anywhere near
through i'm sorry can you just
help me try to understand why
you're doing this you mean besides the
chance to participate in something
amazing yeah besides that
honey after the car accident i started
thinking about my life and how much i've
changed and now i stopped doing this
stuff that's me
and this is you well it used to be i
mean how long has it been since i've
gone trick-or-treating in april or
or or tried to get a job as a translator
the international house of pancakes
i guess too long i know when i miss it
okay well then you should live in an art
gallery unless the uh
pancake gig comes through i can say
boysenberry in 26 languages try me no i
i
i believe you listen i i gotta gotta get
to work i love you
come on what kind of kiss is that oh
come on
come on i'm okay
i'm sorry i i just can't have a good art
so he's really okay with this huh well
he's trying but watch he's gonna think
of something else to say to me about it
turn around
and then change his mind
wow that was really good i know i can do
it all day long there's no money in it
hi guys sorry i'm late let me just uh
change my clothes and we'll go for a
walk
i already had one they got away from me
a couple of times
these are them right hey what are you
doing here
oh don't ask you want a beer i guess
well where's abby well i don't know
where she is now
but she was on my back all day
oh sorry looks like i got the last one
split it uh no thanks uh
did you and abby have a fight she threw
me out
i gave the baby two bites of my beef
burrito
suddenly i'm satan
meanwhile she's indoctrinating the kid
in the world of numbers
the linchpin of consumer-driven material
excess
so she's upset that you gave him meat
you're not hearing my side of this at
all are you
larry
you do know dharma's staying at the art
gallery i know
that's why i figured it'd be cool to
crash here until hurricane abbey blows
out the sea
anyway i don't want to impose i'll just
sleep on dharma's side of the bed you
won't even know i'm here
larry you're sleeping on the couch
i wish but this is really happening
[Laughter]
how's it going great we had this huge
crowd for lunch and i clipped my
toenails
always a lunchtime favorite um
we have a little problem um your parents
had a fight and your dad
spent the night at our place and uh he
doesn't wear pajamas
and he sat everywhere
honey you know what he probably came
over cause he needs a shoulder to cry on
did you try comforting him
yeah well he did uh spoon me for a
moment until i woke up and tried to peel
my own skin off does that count
i slept in the bed with you
yeah who claims that he uh got up from
the couch to go to the bathroom and got
disoriented on his way back
jeremy can you give me a hand with this
sure amazing face isn't it
uh-huh
maybe you could take a little break and
go and deal with larry
oh honey i can't just leave it'll
violate the integrity of the peace
oh what am i supposed to do honey you
know what abby and larry get in these
fights all the time and it always blows
over
and in the meantime just lay down some
towels
but they're brand new towels they're
egyptian cotton he's new he wasn't here
yesterday
i'm not part of this i'm not comfortable
when they talk to you
i think he represents the repressed dark
side of the human psyche
i do whoa
larry in here greg
sorry man no no no my fault i should
have knocked when you said in here greg
you should have seen your face
you were so surprised yeah well i guess
i just didn't expect to see my in-laws
having sex on my butcher block
well larry told me how picky you are
about the bed greg and we wanted to
respect that
thank you abby i just um just glad that
you made up
oh no we haven't made up she's still
just as mad at me
maybe more but uh larry and i keep our
physical and emotional relationships
separate
we're not about to punish our bodies for
a fight our minds are having
three animals greg and we need sexual
release i mean i can do it by myself
okay well i know you probably want to
make yourself some dinner so we'll go
finish in the bedroom
i thought we were finished was i
speaking to you
amazing piece isn't it you see that
angry guy
that's a husband this is going to be
great
why can't anybody in your family keep
their clothes on it's not that hard i'm
sorry what
i saw your parents having sex oh did
they make up or were they
just servicing their bodies either way
the point is i now have no place to chop
vegetables dharma
please come home this is absurd excuse
me
can you make it clear that you're
talking about a marital issue because
when you say this is absurd
it sounds like you're talking about the
peace and i think the guy in the tweed
is the art critic from the chronicle
i'm sorry if i was unclear this piece
is absurd yes it is because life is
absurd and art reflects life
right you said you were going to be
supportive of me doing the things that i
love
i am but larry is driving me crazy yeah
but honey you know i want to do this and
i don't want to stop just because you're
uncomfortable looking at my father's
tushy
first of all i am not looking at it and
secondly please come home and deal with
this it's very important
since when do you get to be the one who
decides what's important i don't know
since you decided to run off and live in
an art gallery
look you knew who i was when you married
me okay you didn't but now you do
okay all right so that's the way it's
gonna be you get to do whatever you want
i have no say and abby and larry have
sex on our butcher blocks well at least
my parents have sex i leave my parents
out of this
maybe you wouldn't be so tight if kitty
and edward montgomery had used the
butcher block from time to time okay all
right all right
all right if that's what you have to do
is stay here then i maybe i have to go
and figure out what i have to do what's
that supposed to mean
it's art it's open to interpretation
come on greg you can talk to me i'm not
just your father-in-law i'm your friend
listen i just think that
hang on
that should do it all i want to say is i
know you're upset with dahmer but i
gotta tell you
you've really been short-tempered lately
is there anything going on at work or at
home
well you're living here exactly
that's gotta be stressful that's the
kind of thing that would make you snap
at dharma
so you agree that you're living
here might exacerbate the problems i'm
having with dharma
sure you'd have to be some kind of a
superman not to have that affect you
so you're saying that if you moved out
it might make it easier for me to handle
this
it stands to reason and don't be too big
a man to say to dahmer
hey i blew a fuse i got this guy living
with me he's driving me crazy
he set fire in my sofa he broke my
garbage disposal
what you know you're right
don't bargain down in specifics just say
honey
maybe i overreacted because i'm under
stress but i love you
larry blair up hang on
i'm going to bed right behind you
[Laughter]
dharma you asleep no i'm just watching
them to that guy's car over there
nice listen when that review comes out
tomorrow if it's a good one and
how could it not be this piece could be
extended maybe for a month
terry i don't know if i can do a month
because of him prefer when you call greg
that guy because he calls you him and it
gets confusing
what do you want to do well obviously
this i mean today when i woke up
i had a string of spit hanging from my
mouth and that's when that school group
is here and those kids are now going to
grow up to appreciate art
that's beautiful terry don't you think
in a relationship you have to make
compromises
absolutely so you should tell that guy
as being unreasonable that's talking
about me
jerry i think i have to go home no no no
no dharma
karma you can't leave it's gonna ruin
everything all right look here's the
thing terry
i don't know if my marriage is at risk
here but i don't really want to find out
but if you compromise the essence of who
you are dharma who is it that greg gets
not the dharma he fell in love with yeah
but if i do stay true to myself and i am
the woman he fell in love with and how
do we stay together
okay okay we totally have to stop
talking now and start again later when
the gallery opens because this is
brilliant
this is my life we're talking about this
is my marriage
hey hey look at this dharma's little art
thing is reviewed in the paper
not really two people living in an art
gallery is nothing more
and nothing less well that should have
them popping the champagne
actually the fella seems to like it oh
look at this they mention us they do
then the argument got more heated the
woman suggested her husband wouldn't be
so uptight if
quote edward and kitty montgomery had
didn't get him monk i'm gonna head what
oh that was it
oh you're an aquarius aren't you it
travels in your future
i can't see the paper all right all
right all right
you changed your hair it's lovely
well i have never been so humiliated in
my entire life no no
what about the time at the governor's
mansion when you tuck the back of your
dress into your pantyhose
or the o'shaughnessy cocktail party when
you sneezed and
white russian came out of your nose
or the word you have made your point
and i had a good time doing it
i'm home please cover your bathing suit
areas hey
look who i ran into at the discount meat
warehouse
i thought you said you were gonna go
take a deposition that's just what you
say like you know i'm gonna go see a man
about a horse
anyway we pooled our money we got the
butcher's bonanza
you get six different cuts of steak
three different roasts and assorted pork
products
larry did you talk to abby today
no why what's going on i'm gonna go hang
this up
careful when you open the closet the
paint's still wet
thank you larry
looky looky looky back bacon
oh my dad what's up your mother wants
you out of the will
oh no they printed the butcher block
thing let the record show i gave you
hell about it
son if you don't mind i'm gonna cool my
heels here for a while to your mother's
tranquilizers kick in
sure is that steaks i smell it's either
that or the
sofa hey ed what can we get you have you
got a new york strip in there oh
excellent choice look at the marbling on
that this came from one lazy cow
you know kitty's been talking to my
doctor the closest thing i get to a
steak these days is some kind of
salisbury
turkey petty i'd k*ll for that the
closest thing i get to steak is
lima beans yeah i'm sure that mother's
just concerned about your health
oh you know they say it's about your
health but it's all about control that's
why i left jane
jane threw you out and changed the locks
to control me
to tell you what to eat what to do what
to wear you think a grown man would be
able to dress himself
tell me about it you line up the buttons
wrong just one time
and they make you stand there while they
do it for you is it possible they're
just trying to keep you from looking
ridiculous the point is son is that if
you're doing something they don't
understand it they don't like it they
squash it like a bug
yeah like how abby wouldn't let me raise
ostriches
larry it's a pretty risky investment
they're they're large they're
hard to care for wow put on a peasant
dress and some patchouli
and you're abby yeah what you're gonna
make us turn off the game so we can look
at some fabric swatches
you know what i gotta go son the boys
are just teasing you about your womanly
attitude
i know that this is something i gotta do
you gonna raise those ostriches for meat
no i was gonna train monkeys to ride
them i saw it in a cartoon
nice hello greg
um jerry can you give us a minute can i
give you a minute
what greg do i own time
first time i ask with words bathroom
break
listen i've had a chance to think about
this and i don't understand what you're
doing and i wish you weren't doing it
and it is an inconvenience for me but
the bigger thing is
i miss you very much and
more than anything i don't want to turn
into our mothers
wow that started off really sweet and
then it got kind of weird at the end
yeah
the thing is i shouldn't stop you from
doing things just because i don't
understand them i should
accept that they're important to you
whatever they are whether it's living in
a gallery or
or raising ostriches or or raising
ostriches in an art gallery
the point is you have to do this
and i have to deal with it and then
they'll be the next thing you'll have to
do and i'll deal with that too
yeah and then you'll do things that i
don't understand and i'll have to deal
with them
no i won't no you won't
oh yeah check this out
[Applause]
i guess i can deal with larry uh till
saturday
yeah um actually honey the piece is
extended for a month
okay i'll be back tonight with a pair of
pajamas some clean clothes and uh
drapes hey honey honey
bring your electric nose hair clippers
they'll love that
morning morning i'll make coffee
okay morning morning do you mind if i uh
get in the shower first i have to be at
the office by nine sure
i don't get it it's
art edward montgomery now come along
home we're going to have sex as we do on
a regular basis
ducks whoa what are you doing flash
cards i'm teaching him numbers
yeah then after that i'm gonna teach him
to deal poker from the bottom of the
deck
abby look what you're doing here you're
locking them into the concept that this
is two
and this is three you're putting his
little mind in a straight jacket
larry counting is a natural human
activity
i'm counting to ten right now next thing
you'll be singing them the abcs like
letters have to come in some official
order like g is better than h because it
comes first
wait yeah g and you guys look look at
this that
this nut is taking a bath in the
fountain in front of city hall look he's
got a shower cap and a loofah
wow terry's back in town
you know this guy yeah he's a
performance artist
we used to do pieces together all the
time well this is an art this is hygiene
oh no this is his art like last year in
berlin he lined up 500 pairs of shoes in
front of the brandenburg gate
and tried them all on the piece was
called
do these come in a nine i'm sorry i
called him a nut
[Music]
[Applause]
wow thank you thank you for bailing me
out you know being in jail is just
it's just changed how i look at
everything he was in jail for three
hours yeah
yeah and it was hell jail is like like
some kind of
cage oh remember in minneapolis when you
built that giant cage you ran on the big
hamster wheel
yeah yeah you should do that again no no
no dartmouth i'm trying to focus on my
new series right now right now i'm
trying to focus on
private acts in public places you were
always the last kid picked for dodgeball
weren't you
it's okay dharma he just doesn't get it
look look at those mirrors see i'm gonna
shave
nick myself and then put a little piece
of toilet paper on it
why no honey don't ask for no no no in
this piece i want people to ask why
oh look at that good for you honey
oh look shrunken apple had dolls
it's like i want them to ask why is this
man shaving in public does he have no
home does he know where he is does his
beard grow at some superhuman
speed wow you know terry
your work has really evolved
i know it's amazing isn't it
listen next week i'm gonna do this piece
where i live in an art gallery for seven
days
on display 24 hours a day why
very good do it with me live at the art
gallery with you
yeah yeah two people living in a cramped
space irritated fighting picking at each
other getting on each other's nerves oh
wow that sounds like so much fun doesn't
it
look at this wouldn't this look great in
my parents lake house it's grotesque
i love it i'll be right back
yeah you sure you're okay with this
sure you know it looks great you've got
your bunk beds and your table
and your big window to the street and
the people out there
gawking at you it really
opens the space up wow we have gawkers
already
oh it's exciting can you feel it hey you
ready yeah totally
just unpacking and getting settled and
greg's trying to talk me out of it in a
really sweet kind of lame passive
aggressive way
oh well did anyone hear it oh i don't
think so what do you think you can get
him to do it again
oh i don't think he's anywhere near
through i'm sorry can you just
help me try to understand why
you're doing this you mean besides the
chance to participate in something
amazing yeah besides that
honey after the car accident i started
thinking about my life and how much i've
changed and now i stopped doing this
stuff that's me
and this is you well it used to be i
mean how long has it been since i've
gone trick-or-treating in april or
or or tried to get a job as a translator
the international house of pancakes
i guess too long i know when i miss it
okay well then you should live in an art
gallery unless the uh
pancake gig comes through i can say
boysenberry in 26 languages try me no i
i
i believe you listen i i gotta gotta get
to work i love you
come on what kind of kiss is that oh
come on
come on i'm okay
i'm sorry i i just can't have a good art
so he's really okay with this huh well
he's trying but watch he's gonna think
of something else to say to me about it
turn around
and then change his mind
wow that was really good i know i can do
it all day long there's no money in it
hi guys sorry i'm late let me just uh
change my clothes and we'll go for a
walk
i already had one they got away from me
a couple of times
these are them right hey what are you
doing here
oh don't ask you want a beer i guess
well where's abby well i don't know
where she is now
but she was on my back all day
oh sorry looks like i got the last one
split it uh no thanks uh
did you and abby have a fight she threw
me out
i gave the baby two bites of my beef
burrito
suddenly i'm satan
meanwhile she's indoctrinating the kid
in the world of numbers
the linchpin of consumer-driven material
excess
so she's upset that you gave him meat
you're not hearing my side of this at
all are you
larry
you do know dharma's staying at the art
gallery i know
that's why i figured it'd be cool to
crash here until hurricane abbey blows
out the sea
anyway i don't want to impose i'll just
sleep on dharma's side of the bed you
won't even know i'm here
larry you're sleeping on the couch
i wish but this is really happening
[Laughter]
how's it going great we had this huge
crowd for lunch and i clipped my
toenails
always a lunchtime favorite um
we have a little problem um your parents
had a fight and your dad
spent the night at our place and uh he
doesn't wear pajamas
and he sat everywhere
honey you know what he probably came
over cause he needs a shoulder to cry on
did you try comforting him
yeah well he did uh spoon me for a
moment until i woke up and tried to peel
my own skin off does that count
i slept in the bed with you
yeah who claims that he uh got up from
the couch to go to the bathroom and got
disoriented on his way back
jeremy can you give me a hand with this
sure amazing face isn't it
uh-huh
maybe you could take a little break and
go and deal with larry
oh honey i can't just leave it'll
violate the integrity of the peace
oh what am i supposed to do honey you
know what abby and larry get in these
fights all the time and it always blows
over
and in the meantime just lay down some
towels
but they're brand new towels they're
egyptian cotton he's new he wasn't here
yesterday
i'm not part of this i'm not comfortable
when they talk to you
i think he represents the repressed dark
side of the human psyche
i do whoa
larry in here greg
sorry man no no no my fault i should
have knocked when you said in here greg
you should have seen your face
you were so surprised yeah well i guess
i just didn't expect to see my in-laws
having sex on my butcher block
well larry told me how picky you are
about the bed greg and we wanted to
respect that
thank you abby i just um just glad that
you made up
oh no we haven't made up she's still
just as mad at me
maybe more but uh larry and i keep our
physical and emotional relationships
separate
we're not about to punish our bodies for
a fight our minds are having
three animals greg and we need sexual
release i mean i can do it by myself
okay well i know you probably want to
make yourself some dinner so we'll go
finish in the bedroom
i thought we were finished was i
speaking to you
amazing piece isn't it you see that
angry guy
that's a husband this is going to be
great
why can't anybody in your family keep
their clothes on it's not that hard i'm
sorry what
i saw your parents having sex oh did
they make up or were they
just servicing their bodies either way
the point is i now have no place to chop
vegetables dharma
please come home this is absurd excuse
me
can you make it clear that you're
talking about a marital issue because
when you say this is absurd
it sounds like you're talking about the
peace and i think the guy in the tweed
is the art critic from the chronicle
i'm sorry if i was unclear this piece
is absurd yes it is because life is
absurd and art reflects life
right you said you were going to be
supportive of me doing the things that i
love
i am but larry is driving me crazy yeah
but honey you know i want to do this and
i don't want to stop just because you're
uncomfortable looking at my father's
tushy
first of all i am not looking at it and
secondly please come home and deal with
this it's very important
since when do you get to be the one who
decides what's important i don't know
since you decided to run off and live in
an art gallery
look you knew who i was when you married
me okay you didn't but now you do
okay all right so that's the way it's
gonna be you get to do whatever you want
i have no say and abby and larry have
sex on our butcher blocks well at least
my parents have sex i leave my parents
out of this
maybe you wouldn't be so tight if kitty
and edward montgomery had used the
butcher block from time to time okay all
right all right
all right if that's what you have to do
is stay here then i maybe i have to go
and figure out what i have to do what's
that supposed to mean
it's art it's open to interpretation
come on greg you can talk to me i'm not
just your father-in-law i'm your friend
listen i just think that
hang on
that should do it all i want to say is i
know you're upset with dahmer but i
gotta tell you
you've really been short-tempered lately
is there anything going on at work or at
home
well you're living here exactly
that's gotta be stressful that's the
kind of thing that would make you snap
at dharma
so you agree that you're living
here might exacerbate the problems i'm
having with dharma
sure you'd have to be some kind of a
superman not to have that affect you
so you're saying that if you moved out
it might make it easier for me to handle
this
it stands to reason and don't be too big
a man to say to dahmer
hey i blew a fuse i got this guy living
with me he's driving me crazy
he set fire in my sofa he broke my
garbage disposal
what you know you're right
don't bargain down in specifics just say
honey
maybe i overreacted because i'm under
stress but i love you
larry blair up hang on
i'm going to bed right behind you
[Laughter]
dharma you asleep no i'm just watching
them to that guy's car over there
nice listen when that review comes out
tomorrow if it's a good one and
how could it not be this piece could be
extended maybe for a month
terry i don't know if i can do a month
because of him prefer when you call greg
that guy because he calls you him and it
gets confusing
what do you want to do well obviously
this i mean today when i woke up
i had a string of spit hanging from my
mouth and that's when that school group
is here and those kids are now going to
grow up to appreciate art
that's beautiful terry don't you think
in a relationship you have to make
compromises
absolutely so you should tell that guy
as being unreasonable that's talking
about me
jerry i think i have to go home no no no
no dharma
karma you can't leave it's gonna ruin
everything all right look here's the
thing terry
i don't know if my marriage is at risk
here but i don't really want to find out
but if you compromise the essence of who
you are dharma who is it that greg gets
not the dharma he fell in love with yeah
but if i do stay true to myself and i am
the woman he fell in love with and how
do we stay together
okay okay we totally have to stop
talking now and start again later when
the gallery opens because this is
brilliant
this is my life we're talking about this
is my marriage
hey hey look at this dharma's little art
thing is reviewed in the paper
not really two people living in an art
gallery is nothing more
and nothing less well that should have
them popping the champagne
actually the fella seems to like it oh
look at this they mention us they do
then the argument got more heated the
woman suggested her husband wouldn't be
so uptight if
quote edward and kitty montgomery had
didn't get him monk i'm gonna head what
oh that was it
oh you're an aquarius aren't you it
travels in your future
i can't see the paper all right all
right all right
you changed your hair it's lovely
well i have never been so humiliated in
my entire life no no
what about the time at the governor's
mansion when you tuck the back of your
dress into your pantyhose
or the o'shaughnessy cocktail party when
you sneezed and
white russian came out of your nose
or the word you have made your point
and i had a good time doing it
i'm home please cover your bathing suit
areas hey
look who i ran into at the discount meat
warehouse
i thought you said you were gonna go
take a deposition that's just what you
say like you know i'm gonna go see a man
about a horse
anyway we pooled our money we got the
butcher's bonanza
you get six different cuts of steak
three different roasts and assorted pork
products
larry did you talk to abby today
no why what's going on i'm gonna go hang
this up
careful when you open the closet the
paint's still wet
thank you larry
looky looky looky back bacon
oh my dad what's up your mother wants
you out of the will
oh no they printed the butcher block
thing let the record show i gave you
hell about it
son if you don't mind i'm gonna cool my
heels here for a while to your mother's
tranquilizers kick in
sure is that steaks i smell it's either
that or the
sofa hey ed what can we get you have you
got a new york strip in there oh
excellent choice look at the marbling on
that this came from one lazy cow
you know kitty's been talking to my
doctor the closest thing i get to a
steak these days is some kind of
salisbury
turkey petty i'd k*ll for that the
closest thing i get to steak is
lima beans yeah i'm sure that mother's
just concerned about your health
oh you know they say it's about your
health but it's all about control that's
why i left jane
jane threw you out and changed the locks
to control me
to tell you what to eat what to do what
to wear you think a grown man would be
able to dress himself
tell me about it you line up the buttons
wrong just one time
and they make you stand there while they
do it for you is it possible they're
just trying to keep you from looking
ridiculous the point is son is that if
you're doing something they don't
understand it they don't like it they
squash it like a bug
yeah like how abby wouldn't let me raise
ostriches
larry it's a pretty risky investment
they're they're large they're
hard to care for wow put on a peasant
dress and some patchouli
and you're abby yeah what you're gonna
make us turn off the game so we can look
at some fabric swatches
you know what i gotta go son the boys
are just teasing you about your womanly
attitude
i know that this is something i gotta do
you gonna raise those ostriches for meat
no i was gonna train monkeys to ride
them i saw it in a cartoon
nice hello greg
um jerry can you give us a minute can i
give you a minute
what greg do i own time
first time i ask with words bathroom
break
listen i've had a chance to think about
this and i don't understand what you're
doing and i wish you weren't doing it
and it is an inconvenience for me but
the bigger thing is
i miss you very much and
more than anything i don't want to turn
into our mothers
wow that started off really sweet and
then it got kind of weird at the end
yeah
the thing is i shouldn't stop you from
doing things just because i don't
understand them i should
accept that they're important to you
whatever they are whether it's living in
a gallery or
or raising ostriches or or raising
ostriches in an art gallery
the point is you have to do this
and i have to deal with it and then
they'll be the next thing you'll have to
do and i'll deal with that too
yeah and then you'll do things that i
don't understand and i'll have to deal
with them
no i won't no you won't
oh yeah check this out
[Applause]
i guess i can deal with larry uh till
saturday
yeah um actually honey the piece is
extended for a month
okay i'll be back tonight with a pair of
pajamas some clean clothes and uh
drapes hey honey honey
bring your electric nose hair clippers
they'll love that
morning morning i'll make coffee
okay morning morning do you mind if i uh
get in the shower first i have to be at
the office by nine sure
i don't get it it's
art edward montgomery now come along
home we're going to have sex as we do on
a regular basis