03x08 - Let's Make History/Adventures Of Space Dads/Silly Willy Day
Posted: 03/22/24 07:50
[RATTLING]
SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky
Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy
[UP-TEMPO BEAT]
SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart
And round
And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
-Howdy
-Howdy
-Hooray
-Hooray
SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart
And round
And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
Howdy
Howdy
SINGER: Hooray
Hooray
SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid
The swellest kid around
Whee!
[SAWING]
[FANFARE PLAYING]
Howdy.
Have you ever wondered
where everyone on the Rolie
Polie planet comes from?
Well, then, welcome to Zowie,
Billy, Pollie and Olie present
The history of the Rolie Polie planet.
[PLAYING "REVEILLE"]
Part one. Rocketing around the universe.
Ouch.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
[CLEARING THROAT]
Once, a long time ago
on a planet far, far away
there was a disaster, no ice cream.
[AUDIENCE GASPING AND LAUGHING]
One super-brave bot
decided to help his fellow bots.
He was Captain Space Barnacle Boxy.
[FANFARE]
Captain Space Barnacle Boxy.
[FANFARE]
[GIGGLES IN AUDIENCE]
Billy! It's your turn!
Captain Space Barnacle Boxy!
I will find a new route.
-Psst. Psst.
-Huh?
Your rocket.
What, Olie?
Your rocket!
Oh!
[LAUGHTER]
[NERVOUS CHUCKLING]
Captain Space Barnacle Boxy.
Whoo!
I will find a new route
to the ice cream planet.
Blast off!
Whoo!
Back in the old days...
Whoosh!
...rockets
were small and clunky.
They were always in danger
of getting hit by asteroids!
Whoosh!
Oof!
[CLATTERING]
Whoosh!
Whoa! Asteroids!
I'm going to crash!
We have to find a planet to land on!
[GIGGLING]
We're saved!
Whoosh!
OLIE: And that's how
the Rolie Polie planet was discovered,
because Captain Space Barnacle Boxy
was searching for ice cream.
I claim this planet
in the name of... Whoa!
-Whoa! Ah!
-Ooh!
[LAUGHTER]
Part two, 'lectricity.
[TINNY THUNDER CRASH]
Way, way long ago
all we bots were powered
by springs and wind-up keys.
[WHIMPERING]
No bot could go too far from home
'cause the springs would wind down
and the bot would run out
of power really fast.
[WHIMPERS]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
All that was changed by...
[FANFARE]
...Dr. Cranky Kookie.
This hat is itchy.
[APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER]
Say the Dr. Cranky Kookie lines.
I, Dr. Cranky Kookie
will capture electricity from the clouds
And use it to...
To, uh, um, uh...
POLLIE: To power bots!
To power bots everywhere.
Now, all I need is a storm.
Thanks, Pollie.
Ah!
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
[GIGGLING]
Here come Mr. Stormy-Stormy.
Ha-ha-ha! I'm Stormy
And you can't catch my lightning.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!
Ya-ooh! Ya-ooh!
-Take that!
-Ha-ha yourself.
Now I have enough electricity
to super-power bots
all over the Rolie Polie planet.
Oh, yeah? Well, take...this!
Gee. That feels much better. Thanks.
Whoa. Whoa-oh!
Ha-ha-ha!
[GIGGLING]
OLIE: Wait, Zowie.
I've not finished my part yet.
[GIGGLING]
Zowie!
Forget it.
Let's just keep going.
You be the announcer guy now.
[FANFARE]
[APPLAUSE]
Part three. The trailblazing,
um, trailblazers.
Now the bots had all the power
they needed.
Um... Um... All the power they needed...
[MAN COUGHS]
OLIE: To explore the Rolie Polie planet.
Yeah! They had all the power they needed
to explore the Rolie Polie planet.
They could keep going and going and going.
We're going to circle the whole planet
And make sure it's safe
for families to settle.
Let's go.
[BOUNCY PIANO TUNE PLAYING]
Psst. Zowie.
Okeydokey, Olie!
Look, trailblazer Olie, a forest.
We did it! Yay!
Yay! The Rolie Polie planet
has been tamed!
[APPLAUSE]
[FANFARE]
Part four. The age of invention.
As families settled
the Rolie Polie planet
they built all kinds
of neat-o, spiffy things.
Whoa! Farmers used pogo planters
to have fun while planting seeds
in their fields.
Zoom! Zoo-oo-oom!
People all over the Rolie Polie planet
could send all kinds of stuff
to each other
with Robo mail rockets.
They could send comic books
or trading cards.
They could even send letters
to cranky Claus.
Zoom! Zoo-oo-oom!
Robo doctors invented all kinds
of super-cool medicines
to keep bots safe from the rusty mumps
and the blue-bonic itches.
[HOWLING]
This won't taste bad at all, Spot.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
In cities, city bots began
putting up big high-scrapers.
Right, builder Zowie?
Righty-righty, Pollie.
The empirical
block building
was one of the biggest
and most beautiful ever built.
Boo-tiful! Boo-tiful!
OLIE: Spot, no!
-[SPOT BARKING]
-Uh-oh...
Spot, no! Spot!
[BARKING CONTINUES]
And that's how the Rolie Polie
planet was discovered
and bravely settled.
[APPLAUSE]
And what's going to happen in the new age?
Anything's possible
in a Rolie Polie world.
Maybe we'll find
a totally ice cream planet.
Maybe we'll even find other people.
Somewhere out there.
[ROCKET WHOOSHING]
Maybe we'll even find you!
Blast off!
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
ANNOUNCER: Tune in next week
for another bolt-wrenching episode of...
-The adventures of Space Boy!
-The adventures of Space Boy!
-Yay!
-Yay!
What are we going to do now?
Space Boy challenges
the Cosmic Cube
to a game of space tag!
Okeydokey. You're it.
Huh?
[CHUCKLING]
Gotcha! Now you're it.
Negative. No contact.
I touched your helmet.
That's not me.
Is, too.
No way.
Yes way. You're it, Billy.
-Am not.
-PERCY: Oh.
Sounds like somebody's gears are grinding.
Fun time means fair time, you dig?
But I tagged him, and...
Oh, you wouldn't understand.
It's Space Boy
and Cosmic Cube stuff.
Wouldn't understand?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Why, I practically invented space rangers.
Ditto, Daddy-o.
They had games way back then?
When I was a young bot
I was the speediest space ranger
in the whole world of round.
[MAKING ROCKET ENGINE NOISES]
When I was just a peg
I was the quickest cosmic cube
in the four corners
of the galaxy. Yee-ha!
[CHUCKLING]
-Neat-o!
-Neat-o!
Well, did you ever emergency eject
as you spun out of control
towards an alien-occupied space station?
Hmm?
[YIPPING]
[CHUCKLING]
Well, with gravity-defying
magno-boots, you just moon walk
out of harm's way.
-Wow!
-Yay, Dad!
You might have magno'd but I was faster.
Now, now, Daddy-o.
Was, too.
Our dads are acting kind of silly.
Yeah.
Space tag?
You're on, and you're it!
Slow-moe, Daddy-o.
You're it!
Not for long.
Our dads are...
BOTH: Way out, wild and cosmic cool!
You're it, Percy!
You're it, Baxter!
[GASPING] You're it.
PERCY: Ha! Strike!
You're it.
Ha-ha!
BILLY: Any sign of them?
OLIE: Cosmic Cube is in position.
Space Dad approaching.
-Boo!
-Whaa! Oh!
Whoa-ho-ho-ha-ha-who-who-whoo!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
Whoa-ha-ha-whoo!
Whoa-ho-ho!
[BARKING]
-Wow!
-Wow!
Huh?
Whoa-ho!
Ho-ho-ha-ho!
Whoa! Whoa!
How does your dad do that, Billy?
[PANTING]
[RELIEVED SIGH]
Oh.
Space Dad says you're it!
Where'd they go?
-They're probably pooped.
-[DOOR OPENS]
Catch me if you can, space slowpoke!
Nyaa! Nyaa!
Ah, maybe not.
[PANTING] Where did he go?
[CLATTERING]
I hear that sneaky square.
I didn't think grown-ups
had this much fun in them.
[GASPS]
Ah-ha! Caught you!
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
Your magno-boots can't help you now!
How long do you think they can keep going?
You've met your match, space spud!
Pretty long.
You cannot escape the Cosmic Cube!
[CLATTERING]
[METALLIC CLICKING]
MR. BEVEL: Psst!
What's shaking, space dud?
[METALLIC CLICKING]
[SNORING]
Hmm?
[BARKING]
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo-oh!
You are it.
[SPOT BARKING]
[BARKING]
Now you!
[BARKING]
[LOUD CLATTERING]
What was that?
[ZOWIE GIGGLING]
[LOUD CLATTERING CONTINUES]
Ooh, sounds like someone tossed a rod.
MR. BEVEL: Missed me!
PERCY: Did not! Comic cube.
MR. BEVEL: No way!
Space toy!
-Uh-oh.
-Oh.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Daddy and Mr. Bevel go boom.
Hi-ya, Sweetums.
Hello, Baxter.
[CHUCKLES]
Hello, honey.
Uh, we were just, um,
showing the boys how to, uh, play fair.
Looks like playtime is over.
So we'll, uh, just tidy up.
[GIGGLING]
[WHISPERING] You're it, space dot.
[WHISPERING] Am not, Astro nut.
Are to.
Meteor mouth.
Potato brain.
Cosmic clown.
[CHUCKLING]
We might not know
who the fastest space tagger is
but we sure know who the bestest dads are.
Yeah!
BOTH: Our space dads!
-You big space dud.
-Am not.
-Slow-moe.
-Space nerd.
Potato head.
[ALL YAWNING]
[SIGHS]
[CLOCK TICKING]
Golly, I feel extra special gray today.
[BOTH YAWNING]
[MOANS]
These gray blahs have ground gears
I didn't even know I had.
-OLIE: Me, too.
-[YAWNS]
Luckily, it's the last gray day
for a while.
[CLOCK TICKING]
Last day?
That's right, Zow.
When Comet Sillius comes
it's Silly Willy Day.
The bestest, brightest
blue-skyest day of the whole year.
OLIE: Everything and everyone acts
their super sillyilliest.
PERCY: Comet Sillius
tickles our funny bone.
So we laugh the gray away
-And feel good all over.
-[GIGGLES]
OLIE: And all the color
comes back into our world.
[SIGHS]
Oh.
PERCY: We get the silly willies all day
till the flora nova comes
and makes the silly willies
go away.
[JOLLY LAUGHTER]
[JOLLY LAUGHTER]
[GASPS]
The comet came!
It's Silly Willy Day!
I feel silly, silly.
Pretty colors back!
[GIGGLING]
Neat-o!
PERCY: We've got the silly willies.
[CELEBRATORY MUSIC PLAYS]
OLIE: Colors are back.
PERCY: Bright as ever.
POLINA: I feel silly.
OLIE: I feel silly.
ZOWIE: Silly, silly, silly!
[SPOT BARKS]
[ALARM CLOCK RINGING]
Spot, you're so silly, it's alarming.
Happy Silly Willy Day!
And, boy, do I feel silly today.
Silly, silly, silly!
So silly that I'm going to try
and walk on my hands all day
just for fun.
[BARKS]
[PERCY’S VOICE]
I am talking just like Daddy
Well, bounce me 'round, Olie.
You silly.
And, boy, me feel silly, too.
That's 'cause it's Silly Willy Day!
-Huh?
-Huh?
La! La-la-la-la-la-la-laa!
It's a silly willy day!
Yay-hey-hey-hey!
Hey-hey-hey
[SPOT YELPS]
[ZOWIE LAUGHING]
[IN PERCY’S VOICE] You silly Daddy.
Hey, hey!
That sounds just like me
Boy, are we feeling
Silly today...
[LOUD CLANGING]
POLINA: Get your dinner ready, buddy,
Battie, Betty, breakfast bolts.
Get your dinner ready, buddy,
Battie, Betty, breakfast bolts.
Breakfast is ready!
Charge!
Whaa-hoo-hoo!
[BOTH GIGGLING]
-ZOWIE: Silly! Silly!
-OLIE: Silly! Silly!
[SPOT GRUNTS]
[RHYTHMIC BOINGING]
Where's Mom?
[POLINA YELLS]
Mommy in jammies.
[GIGGLING] And, boy, do I feel silly!
[CHANTING] Get your batter, breaded,
butter, Betty, Freddy,
breakfast bolts,
and ice cream smootheroos!
PERCY: Now that's a silly breakfast
I'll have two
Scoops!
[GIGGLING]
Okeydokey.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Two, two, too!
[GIGGLES]
[LAUGHING]
Two, two, too!
Oh!
[ALL LAUGHING]
[YELPS]
[ALL LAUGHING]
[CLOCK TICKING]
Oh, my!
What a silly mess.
Guess we'll just have to leave it!
Charge!
Hmm?
[TRAIN WHISTLING BLOWING]
Chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
ALL: Chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga...
[ALL GRUNTING]
Chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga...
[BOAT HORN SOUNDING]
[ALL LAUGHING]
[TAPPING]
[PLAYING JAZZY RIFF]
-[ENGINE REVVING]
-Yay!
[GIGGLING]
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
-Whoa!
-Silly! Silly! Silly! Silly!
Wha-hoo!
ZOWIE: Wee!
-Oh!
-[YELPS]
[THUD]
You okay, Spot?
[SPITS]
[IN OLIE'S VOICE]
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
[LAUGHS] Hey, that sounds like me,
you silly pooch.
Ooh! Time for the Silly Willy
Dance-a-Thon.
ALL: Go!
[LATIN BEAT PLAYS]
[RECORD SCRATCHING]
I call this the silly willy quick kick.
I prefer the silly willy
wiggle, wiggle, wacky, whoo-hoo!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,
wiggle, wacky, whoo-hoo!
OLIE:
How about the silly willy Piccadilly?
-Ah!
-Ah!
[ALL LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
[EXPLODING]
ALL: Ooh!
ALL: Ah!
PERCY: It's the flora nova.
OLIE: I guess that's the end
of Silly Willy Day.
Oh, my stars!
I'm all laughed out.
OLIE: My silly bone is sore.
PERCY: Boy, we sure had
the silly willies.
POLINA: We laughed all the gray away.
OLIE: That was the silly
williest day ever.
Even the stars are smiling.
ZOWIE: Silly, silly, silly.
SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky
Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy
[UP-TEMPO BEAT]
SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart
And round
And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
-Howdy
-Howdy
-Hooray
-Hooray
SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart
And round
And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
Howdy
Howdy
SINGER: Hooray
Hooray
SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid
The swellest kid around
Whee!
[SAWING]
[FANFARE PLAYING]
Howdy.
Have you ever wondered
where everyone on the Rolie
Polie planet comes from?
Well, then, welcome to Zowie,
Billy, Pollie and Olie present
The history of the Rolie Polie planet.
[PLAYING "REVEILLE"]
Part one. Rocketing around the universe.
Ouch.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
[CLEARING THROAT]
Once, a long time ago
on a planet far, far away
there was a disaster, no ice cream.
[AUDIENCE GASPING AND LAUGHING]
One super-brave bot
decided to help his fellow bots.
He was Captain Space Barnacle Boxy.
[FANFARE]
Captain Space Barnacle Boxy.
[FANFARE]
[GIGGLES IN AUDIENCE]
Billy! It's your turn!
Captain Space Barnacle Boxy!
I will find a new route.
-Psst. Psst.
-Huh?
Your rocket.
What, Olie?
Your rocket!
Oh!
[LAUGHTER]
[NERVOUS CHUCKLING]
Captain Space Barnacle Boxy.
Whoo!
I will find a new route
to the ice cream planet.
Blast off!
Whoo!
Back in the old days...
Whoosh!
...rockets
were small and clunky.
They were always in danger
of getting hit by asteroids!
Whoosh!
Oof!
[CLATTERING]
Whoosh!
Whoa! Asteroids!
I'm going to crash!
We have to find a planet to land on!
[GIGGLING]
We're saved!
Whoosh!
OLIE: And that's how
the Rolie Polie planet was discovered,
because Captain Space Barnacle Boxy
was searching for ice cream.
I claim this planet
in the name of... Whoa!
-Whoa! Ah!
-Ooh!
[LAUGHTER]
Part two, 'lectricity.
[TINNY THUNDER CRASH]
Way, way long ago
all we bots were powered
by springs and wind-up keys.
[WHIMPERING]
No bot could go too far from home
'cause the springs would wind down
and the bot would run out
of power really fast.
[WHIMPERS]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
All that was changed by...
[FANFARE]
...Dr. Cranky Kookie.
This hat is itchy.
[APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER]
Say the Dr. Cranky Kookie lines.
I, Dr. Cranky Kookie
will capture electricity from the clouds
And use it to...
To, uh, um, uh...
POLLIE: To power bots!
To power bots everywhere.
Now, all I need is a storm.
Thanks, Pollie.
Ah!
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
[GIGGLING]
Here come Mr. Stormy-Stormy.
Ha-ha-ha! I'm Stormy
And you can't catch my lightning.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!
Ya-ooh! Ya-ooh!
-Take that!
-Ha-ha yourself.
Now I have enough electricity
to super-power bots
all over the Rolie Polie planet.
Oh, yeah? Well, take...this!
Gee. That feels much better. Thanks.
Whoa. Whoa-oh!
Ha-ha-ha!
[GIGGLING]
OLIE: Wait, Zowie.
I've not finished my part yet.
[GIGGLING]
Zowie!
Forget it.
Let's just keep going.
You be the announcer guy now.
[FANFARE]
[APPLAUSE]
Part three. The trailblazing,
um, trailblazers.
Now the bots had all the power
they needed.
Um... Um... All the power they needed...
[MAN COUGHS]
OLIE: To explore the Rolie Polie planet.
Yeah! They had all the power they needed
to explore the Rolie Polie planet.
They could keep going and going and going.
We're going to circle the whole planet
And make sure it's safe
for families to settle.
Let's go.
[BOUNCY PIANO TUNE PLAYING]
Psst. Zowie.
Okeydokey, Olie!
Look, trailblazer Olie, a forest.
We did it! Yay!
Yay! The Rolie Polie planet
has been tamed!
[APPLAUSE]
[FANFARE]
Part four. The age of invention.
As families settled
the Rolie Polie planet
they built all kinds
of neat-o, spiffy things.
Whoa! Farmers used pogo planters
to have fun while planting seeds
in their fields.
Zoom! Zoo-oo-oom!
People all over the Rolie Polie planet
could send all kinds of stuff
to each other
with Robo mail rockets.
They could send comic books
or trading cards.
They could even send letters
to cranky Claus.
Zoom! Zoo-oo-oom!
Robo doctors invented all kinds
of super-cool medicines
to keep bots safe from the rusty mumps
and the blue-bonic itches.
[HOWLING]
This won't taste bad at all, Spot.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
In cities, city bots began
putting up big high-scrapers.
Right, builder Zowie?
Righty-righty, Pollie.
The empirical
block building
was one of the biggest
and most beautiful ever built.
Boo-tiful! Boo-tiful!
OLIE: Spot, no!
-[SPOT BARKING]
-Uh-oh...
Spot, no! Spot!
[BARKING CONTINUES]
And that's how the Rolie Polie
planet was discovered
and bravely settled.
[APPLAUSE]
And what's going to happen in the new age?
Anything's possible
in a Rolie Polie world.
Maybe we'll find
a totally ice cream planet.
Maybe we'll even find other people.
Somewhere out there.
[ROCKET WHOOSHING]
Maybe we'll even find you!
Blast off!
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
ANNOUNCER: Tune in next week
for another bolt-wrenching episode of...
-The adventures of Space Boy!
-The adventures of Space Boy!
-Yay!
-Yay!
What are we going to do now?
Space Boy challenges
the Cosmic Cube
to a game of space tag!
Okeydokey. You're it.
Huh?
[CHUCKLING]
Gotcha! Now you're it.
Negative. No contact.
I touched your helmet.
That's not me.
Is, too.
No way.
Yes way. You're it, Billy.
-Am not.
-PERCY: Oh.
Sounds like somebody's gears are grinding.
Fun time means fair time, you dig?
But I tagged him, and...
Oh, you wouldn't understand.
It's Space Boy
and Cosmic Cube stuff.
Wouldn't understand?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Why, I practically invented space rangers.
Ditto, Daddy-o.
They had games way back then?
When I was a young bot
I was the speediest space ranger
in the whole world of round.
[MAKING ROCKET ENGINE NOISES]
When I was just a peg
I was the quickest cosmic cube
in the four corners
of the galaxy. Yee-ha!
[CHUCKLING]
-Neat-o!
-Neat-o!
Well, did you ever emergency eject
as you spun out of control
towards an alien-occupied space station?
Hmm?
[YIPPING]
[CHUCKLING]
Well, with gravity-defying
magno-boots, you just moon walk
out of harm's way.
-Wow!
-Yay, Dad!
You might have magno'd but I was faster.
Now, now, Daddy-o.
Was, too.
Our dads are acting kind of silly.
Yeah.
Space tag?
You're on, and you're it!
Slow-moe, Daddy-o.
You're it!
Not for long.
Our dads are...
BOTH: Way out, wild and cosmic cool!
You're it, Percy!
You're it, Baxter!
[GASPING] You're it.
PERCY: Ha! Strike!
You're it.
Ha-ha!
BILLY: Any sign of them?
OLIE: Cosmic Cube is in position.
Space Dad approaching.
-Boo!
-Whaa! Oh!
Whoa-ho-ho-ha-ha-who-who-whoo!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
Whoa-ha-ha-whoo!
Whoa-ho-ho!
[BARKING]
-Wow!
-Wow!
Huh?
Whoa-ho!
Ho-ho-ha-ho!
Whoa! Whoa!
How does your dad do that, Billy?
[PANTING]
[RELIEVED SIGH]
Oh.
Space Dad says you're it!
Where'd they go?
-They're probably pooped.
-[DOOR OPENS]
Catch me if you can, space slowpoke!
Nyaa! Nyaa!
Ah, maybe not.
[PANTING] Where did he go?
[CLATTERING]
I hear that sneaky square.
I didn't think grown-ups
had this much fun in them.
[GASPS]
Ah-ha! Caught you!
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
Your magno-boots can't help you now!
How long do you think they can keep going?
You've met your match, space spud!
Pretty long.
You cannot escape the Cosmic Cube!
[CLATTERING]
[METALLIC CLICKING]
MR. BEVEL: Psst!
What's shaking, space dud?
[METALLIC CLICKING]
[SNORING]
Hmm?
[BARKING]
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo-oh!
You are it.
[SPOT BARKING]
[BARKING]
Now you!
[BARKING]
[LOUD CLATTERING]
What was that?
[ZOWIE GIGGLING]
[LOUD CLATTERING CONTINUES]
Ooh, sounds like someone tossed a rod.
MR. BEVEL: Missed me!
PERCY: Did not! Comic cube.
MR. BEVEL: No way!
Space toy!
-Uh-oh.
-Oh.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Daddy and Mr. Bevel go boom.
Hi-ya, Sweetums.
Hello, Baxter.
[CHUCKLES]
Hello, honey.
Uh, we were just, um,
showing the boys how to, uh, play fair.
Looks like playtime is over.
So we'll, uh, just tidy up.
[GIGGLING]
[WHISPERING] You're it, space dot.
[WHISPERING] Am not, Astro nut.
Are to.
Meteor mouth.
Potato brain.
Cosmic clown.
[CHUCKLING]
We might not know
who the fastest space tagger is
but we sure know who the bestest dads are.
Yeah!
BOTH: Our space dads!
-You big space dud.
-Am not.
-Slow-moe.
-Space nerd.
Potato head.
[ALL YAWNING]
[SIGHS]
[CLOCK TICKING]
Golly, I feel extra special gray today.
[BOTH YAWNING]
[MOANS]
These gray blahs have ground gears
I didn't even know I had.
-OLIE: Me, too.
-[YAWNS]
Luckily, it's the last gray day
for a while.
[CLOCK TICKING]
Last day?
That's right, Zow.
When Comet Sillius comes
it's Silly Willy Day.
The bestest, brightest
blue-skyest day of the whole year.
OLIE: Everything and everyone acts
their super sillyilliest.
PERCY: Comet Sillius
tickles our funny bone.
So we laugh the gray away
-And feel good all over.
-[GIGGLES]
OLIE: And all the color
comes back into our world.
[SIGHS]
Oh.
PERCY: We get the silly willies all day
till the flora nova comes
and makes the silly willies
go away.
[JOLLY LAUGHTER]
[JOLLY LAUGHTER]
[GASPS]
The comet came!
It's Silly Willy Day!
I feel silly, silly.
Pretty colors back!
[GIGGLING]
Neat-o!
PERCY: We've got the silly willies.
[CELEBRATORY MUSIC PLAYS]
OLIE: Colors are back.
PERCY: Bright as ever.
POLINA: I feel silly.
OLIE: I feel silly.
ZOWIE: Silly, silly, silly!
[SPOT BARKS]
[ALARM CLOCK RINGING]
Spot, you're so silly, it's alarming.
Happy Silly Willy Day!
And, boy, do I feel silly today.
Silly, silly, silly!
So silly that I'm going to try
and walk on my hands all day
just for fun.
[BARKS]
[PERCY’S VOICE]
I am talking just like Daddy
Well, bounce me 'round, Olie.
You silly.
And, boy, me feel silly, too.
That's 'cause it's Silly Willy Day!
-Huh?
-Huh?
La! La-la-la-la-la-la-laa!
It's a silly willy day!
Yay-hey-hey-hey!
Hey-hey-hey
[SPOT YELPS]
[ZOWIE LAUGHING]
[IN PERCY’S VOICE] You silly Daddy.
Hey, hey!
That sounds just like me
Boy, are we feeling
Silly today...
[LOUD CLANGING]
POLINA: Get your dinner ready, buddy,
Battie, Betty, breakfast bolts.
Get your dinner ready, buddy,
Battie, Betty, breakfast bolts.
Breakfast is ready!
Charge!
Whaa-hoo-hoo!
[BOTH GIGGLING]
-ZOWIE: Silly! Silly!
-OLIE: Silly! Silly!
[SPOT GRUNTS]
[RHYTHMIC BOINGING]
Where's Mom?
[POLINA YELLS]
Mommy in jammies.
[GIGGLING] And, boy, do I feel silly!
[CHANTING] Get your batter, breaded,
butter, Betty, Freddy,
breakfast bolts,
and ice cream smootheroos!
PERCY: Now that's a silly breakfast
I'll have two
Scoops!
[GIGGLING]
Okeydokey.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Two, two, too!
[GIGGLES]
[LAUGHING]
Two, two, too!
Oh!
[ALL LAUGHING]
[YELPS]
[ALL LAUGHING]
[CLOCK TICKING]
Oh, my!
What a silly mess.
Guess we'll just have to leave it!
Charge!
Hmm?
[TRAIN WHISTLING BLOWING]
Chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
ALL: Chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga...
[ALL GRUNTING]
Chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga,
chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga, chuga-chuga...
[BOAT HORN SOUNDING]
[ALL LAUGHING]
[TAPPING]
[PLAYING JAZZY RIFF]
-[ENGINE REVVING]
-Yay!
[GIGGLING]
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
-Whoa!
-Silly! Silly! Silly! Silly!
Wha-hoo!
ZOWIE: Wee!
-Oh!
-[YELPS]
[THUD]
You okay, Spot?
[SPITS]
[IN OLIE'S VOICE]
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
[LAUGHS] Hey, that sounds like me,
you silly pooch.
Ooh! Time for the Silly Willy
Dance-a-Thon.
ALL: Go!
[LATIN BEAT PLAYS]
[RECORD SCRATCHING]
I call this the silly willy quick kick.
I prefer the silly willy
wiggle, wiggle, wacky, whoo-hoo!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,
wiggle, wacky, whoo-hoo!
OLIE:
How about the silly willy Piccadilly?
-Ah!
-Ah!
[ALL LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
[EXPLODING]
ALL: Ooh!
ALL: Ah!
PERCY: It's the flora nova.
OLIE: I guess that's the end
of Silly Willy Day.
Oh, my stars!
I'm all laughed out.
OLIE: My silly bone is sore.
PERCY: Boy, we sure had
the silly willies.
POLINA: We laughed all the gray away.
OLIE: That was the silly
williest day ever.
Even the stars are smiling.
ZOWIE: Silly, silly, silly.