03x22 - Second Chance

[bunniefuu]

The sex was amazing. Shh...

With Lemon?!

She's driving me crazy! He's driving me crazy!

I so told you that working together was a bad idea.

I booked you on the Belles and Bachelors Cruise.

I am not going on that cruise.

And I am not saying it again.

What do you mean that you booked Crickett and Stanley in Fancie's?

That's what you needed.

Had I not convinced Brando Wilkes to have his wedding.

There's... one... teeny-tiny other thing.

I'm getting married!

(sighs)

AnnaBeth Nass, will you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me?

I didn't realize you all were so serious.

We are.

Wade: I'm not gonna be at the wedding 'cause I'm gonna be down in Atlanta.

It's where the next Rammer Jammer's gonna be.

You're moving?

I am so happy for you.

BlueBell... it is a beautiful day for the apocalypse.

Wade Kinsella's moving to Atlanta to franchise the Rammer Jammer.

Our Meatball is marrying that lunatic Lily Anne Lonergan.

Fancie's has b*rned and flooded.

Mm, a biblical omen if ever there was one.

And AnnaBeth Nass has been proposed to by that Gainey fella.

And if she says yes, then BlueBell will be forever connected to that vile Fillmore.

Dash, we're sitting right here.

Mm.

Prepare yourselves, BlueBellians.

The Four Horsemen will be galloping up Main Street any minute.

Well, someone needs to save us.

But who?

I mean, "whom."

My grammar has left me. Another omen.

George: The insurance company isn't giving us a dime.

I get that you think that this is my fault.

As does the insurance investigator.

(sighs) George, I am so sorry that I... let you down.

This partnership means a lot to me.

And so do you.

You have an interesting way of showing it.

I know that I treated you badly, and honestly...

I don't know why you drive me so crazy.

And calling you a bad business partner... it was... it was out of line.

Especially since I'm the one who set our business on fire.

But...

(sighs)

I'm gonna make this right.

I'm gonna get you every cent of your money back.

I promise.

Uh, you know, uh, no. (Laughs)

This, uh... this "us"... this was a bad idea.

No! That's not true.

We actually make a great team.

We just needed...

And when... if... (nervously chuckles) our now very... waterlogged business ever dries out... you know what? It's all yours.

Because...

I'm done.

Okay.

I understand. (Laughs)

Good, good.

Now, if you'll excuse me, there are some others that I have to make amends with.

(water running)

Lavon: What's with you?

Nothing. What's wrong with you?

Nothing.

You're upset about A.B.'s proposal.

No. No. I'm glad she found someone who can give her what she wants.

You're upset because Wade is leaving.

No. I am happy for Wade.

This is a great opportunity for him.

So what are you doing moping all over the place for?

I'm just trying to think of a good gift for him.

You know? Something that says...

"Good luck on your new business endeavor, about which I have no particular feelings.

Save for a vague, neighborly pride."

So, luggage tags?

(Sighs)

Nice.

Yeah.

People, we have three weddings to save.

Sylvie and Brando have out of town guests arriving any minute.

Crickett and Stanley are celebrating ten... fascinating years together.

And Meatball and Lily Anne are in some sort of rush.

Their choice.

And despite Fancie's sogginess... we need to show them our BlueBellian spirit and put these weddings on.

Well, it's not our fault you set Fancie's on fire.

Sylvie and Brando don't even live in BlueBell.

Neither does that crazy girl singer.

I move that the town does nothing.

I second.

These people want to get married, that's their problem.

What?!

No! No! No! No!

Now, come on now, this is BlueBell.

And... and like our great founder, Cyrus Lavinius Jeremiah Jones... and all three of his wives, we... we love love.

(Laughs)

So, let... let's pitch in and... and make this weekend the most romantic weekend ever.

Huh?

(clears throat)

(loudly clears throat)

Hear! Hear!

(applause)

Yeah. Oh. Uh, um...

I also have an announcement.

Wanda has finally agreed to the alpacas.

They arrive today.

(whoops, laughs)

Uh... also, uh, Wanda is pregnant. (Laughs)

(applause, cheering)

Hey, AnnaBeth.

Hi.

So, uh...

I heard about Davis' proposal.

Congratulations.

Yeah! (Laughs nervously)

Actually, I told him I need time to think.

Right.

Mm-hmm.

Well, uh... you know, whatever you decide, good... good luck.

I just hope you're happy.

Okay. Well... (sighs) you know, thanks for the hopes.

(sighs)

You okay?

Think she'll say yes?

Not if you tell her not to.

No. No.

I've already treated A.B. unfairly enough.

And when I compared our relationship to other relationships I had, relationships that were... that probably only existed in my head...

Lavon...

I'm sure they didn't only exist in your head.

You know, maybe I'm just one of those people who doesn't get to be happy.

Hey, Wade, how's the packing going?

Not bad. Mostly just throwing stuff in garbage bags.

You know me.

Mm-hmm.

Can't believe I only have two days left in BlueBell.

I bet they don't have town meetings in Atlanta.

But you are gonna love it there.

I've never been, but I hear that Atlanta is great.

You know, except for their ice storms, which they have now.

Hey, do you have one of those scrapey things for the ice?

An ice scraper?

Yeah.

Not yet.

Hmm, that's super interesting.

I should go.

(sighs)

(clears throat)

(sportscaster speaking indistinctly over television)

Another beer?

Yeah.

Should we order a pizza, man?

Yeah.

Announcer: We'll be back with some NASCAR action after this.

Todd: Yes, it's me, Don Todd.

Lavon?

Are you feeling lost in life?

Lavon, Lavon, Lavon, look.

Then I'm talking to you.

You need this.

Put down that beer.

And come see me, Don Todd, reading my autobiography Don Todd on Don Todd, Tallahassee Travel Books on Apalachee Parkway tomorrow at noon.

If we leave right now, we can camp outside the bookstore and get really great seats.

Oh.

Aw, but we got the weddings.

They're not our weddings.

Lavon, Fancie's almost b*rned to the ground and I lost almost all my money.

Your ex is probably getting engaged, and you might be alone forever.

Did you hear what the man said?

Put your beer down!

We need this.

We're gonna see Don Todd!

(laughing): We're gonna see Don Todd!

(Whoops)

Who's gonna see Don Todd?

You are!

I'm gonna see Don Todd!

Uh-huh!

You gonna see Don Todd?

I am.

Who's driving?

Oh, m... me!

Let's go! All right.

Yeah.

(hiccups)

(hiccups)

What are you doing?

Oh, hey.

Um, I... I just dropped (hiccups) my keys.

And also I got you (hiccups) a go... a good-bye gift.

Are you all right?

(hiccups) Fine.

Just hiccups.

It's an ice scraper.

Wow.

Thank you.

This'll be super useful.

In seven months.

If another ice storm hits Atlanta.

Well, that's what I thought. (Hiccups)

And I, you know, I just want you to, um...

(hiccups) ... drive safe.

Because I care... about safety.

Thank you.

I should (hiccups) go.

Okay.

Okay.

(sighs)

Boo!

(Shrieks)

(laughs) You're welcome.

See you, Doc.

See you.

For two days.

And then... not again.

Bye.

(car horn honks)

(seagulls calling)

(birds singing)

Good morning, Blawkerites.

The end of the world is still upon us.

But at least we'll see three weddings before we go.

Ow! That hurt, Stanley!

I'm sorry.

Probably.

(cell phone ringing)

(groans)

Yallo?

Where are you?

Oh, uh...

Tallahassee.

We're gonna meet Don Todd live and in person.

(laughs) Amazing!

Zoe: Well, turn around and come home. I need you. (Hiccups)

I went to see Wade last night, and it hit me.

He's leaving and...

Oh, Big Z...

I don't know, maybe...

Look, Zoe, just express how you feel.

Don't... don't keep it inside.

Live fearlessly.

Live like...

Don Todd!

Don Todd. Don Todd.

Oh, but I have to go. Bye.

Hello? Lavon? Hello?

Oh, Mr. Todd, it is a tremendous honor.

A pleasure!

Two people?

Two people showed up for a book reading.

Well, I'm sure that everybody just, you know, went to the wrong place.

Or there's... there's weather.

You know how things go. Two people!

That's twice as many as last time.

Amazing.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's go!

(laughing)

Good morning, beautiful.

Mmm...

Hi, there.

So, I... I know you're still considering my proposal.

Mm-hmm.

I am hoping with every fiber of my being you say yes.

And I don't want to rush you.

But, also, I want us to go into this whole thing with eyes open.

No... secrets.

Oh, I agree.

But... I don't have any secrets.

I have something to show you.

Is it your closet?

The one you never let me in?

Oh, I'm really excited. Is it really messy?

Is there a picture of you, but you're old and hideous?

Is it your grandma's skeleton, and she is dressed like Roma Downey from Touched by an Angel?

No. No dead pets. No skeletons.

But, um, well... a... a... a quirk.

That's a lot of sneakers.

A lot of the exact same sneakers.

Mmm...

They're my favorites.

They're just the right width and fit.

Perfect arch support.

I know it's weird.

I hope it's not so weird that you'll say no.

It's a little weird.

Yeah.- But it... it, it doesn't change how I feel about you.

But I still need a little more time, okay?

No problem.

Just gonna go for a run.

Then I'm gonna wear these to breakfast, yeah.

(hiccups)

Our goal is to open up four more Rammer Jammers in the South in the next two years.

In ten, maybe you'll be the next Bubba Gump.

I do love popcorn shrimp.

(laughs)

Love him!

What local color.

So... so I'll be running the Rammer Jammer in Atlanta, right?

You'll work at corporate with us.

Oversee things.

You obviously have an eye for the special touches that makes this place unique.

The trick will be delivering it all in bulk.

Really?

Me.

Working in an office.

You'll love it.

Also, I'm not sure if you ever asked about your starting salary.

No way.

Hey! Lady!

How about franchising the Dixie Stop, too?

It comes with its own detective agency!

"Because when you're looking death in the eye, there's no time to think about appearances.

You don't have time to think about anything.

You just square up... and swing."

Oh, my God, that was amazing.

Best two hours of my life!

Well, that's good to hear.

'Cause to tell you the truth, this is my last book reading. I'm retiring.

No, you can't retire!

No, no, you have tons of fans!

That book sold 205 copies.

Well, in BlueBell, Alabama, you are huge.

A god!

When your show is on, everything stops.

No! Seriously?

Clearly, fate sent us here today to convince you, sir, that you... you cannot retire.

Because, Don Todd, you matter!

Nay, inspire!

Dozens of people.

George: Yeah.

Sir, will you allow us to take you to BlueBell so... so you can see for yourself just how much you matter?

Why the "H" not?

I'm gonna call the next stop on my book tour and tell 'em Don Todd is playing through.

It's a golf term.

Got it.

(laughing)

(whoops)

Daddy?

He's (hiccups) with Crickett.

She fell rehearsing her wedding dance.

Dr. Hart, this is your place of business.

Behave like a lady.

I'm trying.

I have tried everything... water, sugar, holding my breath, pulling my tongue... but nothing is working.

I have been hiccupping for 14 hours!

It's stress.

What? (Hiccups)

Who's the doctor here?

It's stress.

You're upset because Wade is leaving.

No, I'm not. (Hiccups)

Yes, you are, because you love him.

No, I don't! (Hiccups)

Oh, Zoe Hart, it is so obvious.

Ask yourself this question: why did you return to BlueBeue after your summer in New York?

Because I had things to clear up!

And you stayed because... ?

Because I realized that I belong (hiccups) here.

You realized that you belong here, or you realized that you belong with him?

If you recall, I returned with someone (hiccups) else.

I was in a serious relationship!

Yes, because you were doing everything in your power to deny your true feelings.

You don't want to be in love with Wade because he hurt you, which is why you took off to New York the minute that he told you that he loved you.

And then you had to watch him date your cousin...

(hiccups) which proved that he had changed and he had grown up, and it k*lled you.

Because... guess why.

You... love him, Zoe.

No... I... don't.

(hiccups)

Yes, you do.

I do not! (Hiccups)

You love him.

I don't!

You do!

I don't!

(hiccupping)

Fine, I love Wade!

(exhales)

Joel: Okay.

Good to know.

Hi there.

(giggles)

From your e-mails, it sounds like things are going great with the movie.

Well, that's been a roller coaster.

Um, I'm just glad I was able to escape for Sylvie's wedding.

So when do you leave for London?

Uh, in a few weeks.

And are you still dating that comedy writer?

(chuckling): Yeah...

Yeah, we've been, uh, we've been spending some time together.

It's, um... it's been good.

Well, I am very happy for you.

So, BlueBell looks just the same.

Of course, it won't be without Wade.

He called to tell me he was moving.

Yeah.

Well, it's a huge opportunity.

So... are you gonna tell him?

Joel, we are friends, and I love that we are friends.

But I'm still not super comfortable talking to you about this.

Okay, I get it. You know?

But Zoe, as your friend, let me just give you one piece of unsolicited advice.

Don't let Wade leave without him knowing how you truly feel.

'Cause who knows? Maybe he feels the same way.

God knows why.

You're so unpleasant to be around.

(laughs)

Plus ugly.

I mean... ugh...

(exhales)

(laughs)

You know, Sylvie and Brando, they don't need us until tomorrow.

How would you like to be my plus one tonight?

To what?

Meatball and Lily Anne Lonergan's wedding.

Are you kidding me? Yes!

So you got your best man's outfit?

Yeah. Uh...

Hey, are you sure it's appropriate?

Given mine and... and Lily Anne's, um, history?

What history?

Uh, we dated.

(laughing): No, you didn't.

I assure you, we did.

Wait a minute.

"Run from Wade" is about you?

Yeah.

Fascinating.

But I mean, who haven't you slept with?

It's kind of an honor, like you're passing the torch.

Please don't say that in your vows.

You're looking at the luckiest man alive!

Okay.

Okay!

Okay...

Vivian: Wade.

Hi.

Vivian.

I... I was wondering if you'd make it to Brando's wedding.

How could I miss it?

I'm so sorry about the way things ended.

You must think that I'm...

But I... I want you to know that I did not start things with you guessing how they would end.

You know, I was, uh...

I was really angry and hurt by what you did.

But it was the right thing.

Your family should be together.

I just... I hope Charles treats you right.

He does.

Thank you for saying that.

Take care, Wade.

You, too.

(piano playing)

♪ Who knows what tomorrow brings ♪
♪ In a world ♪
♪ Few hearts survive ♪
♪ All I know ♪
♪ Is the way I feel ♪
♪ When it's real ♪
♪ I keep it alive ♪
♪ Love lifts us up where we belong ♪
♪ Where the eagles cry ♪

* On a mountain... *

(Stanley grunts)

Ow!

Stanley, ow, that hurt!

I'm so sorry.

But if we had just done the tandem choreography that I suggested, you'd be fine right now.

But no, we had to do a lift so that you could be the center of attention.

Yes, Stanley, the bride is supposed to be the center of attention.

Which is going to be hard when the groom insists on wearing a sequined cummerbund!

You know, think of all you have to celebrate.

(hiccups)

Ten wonderful years!

Yes! Ten years of waiting for him to stop using the hair dryer so I can get a turn.

You know I have cowlicks!

Why don't we take five? (Hiccups)

Good idea.

You should get a drink of water, you sound like a dying frog.

What if I told you that Davis (hiccups) just showed me he has a closet full of sneakers, hundreds and hundreds of the same pairs?

Well, I'd say good for you.

You don't think it's a little weird? (Hiccups)

Oh, I think it's freakish.

But if he has secrets, isn't it best he told you now?

Rather than being married to someone for ten years, only to find out they're not at all who you thought they were?

I forgot to tell you, I asked Micah to be a groomsman.

Your Pilates instructor?

He's important to me.

Stanley!

Are you trying to k*ll me?

Now I have to find another bridesmaid to keep things even!

(hiccups)

$100,000?

No problem.

I'll give you every cent.

Oh! (Laughs)

Grandma...

You are the best!

What's the catch?

That you get on that Belles and Bachelors Cruise tomorrow.

And you don't get off until you've met the man with whom you're gonna share the rest of your life.

(laughs) Yes, well, clearly, your new maid has been messing with your sweet tea, because I am not making that kind of a deal.

Why not?

You've been single for two years.

And you're still no closer to finding a suitable mate than the day you were left at the altar.

Grandma, I've not met anyone that I feel that way about.

Oh, don't give me that gobbledygook about true love.

True love is a fiction invented by the diamond industry.

You don't need true love, you need a husband.

Grandma, you are telling me to settle.

I am telling you to be practical.

Oh, sugar... your looks could disappear at any minute.

I don't want you to die alone.

Get on that boat, Lemon.

Oh, my God, Joel Stephens, I have missed you so much.

I'm having a baby and three alpacas, and that is my news.

All right. Well, good to see you, too, Tom. (Laughs)

Hey, good to see you, buddy.

Hey.

How you been?

Who could be bad when Meatball's getting married, right?

Oh, my God, is that Don Todd?

(Tom gasping)

Ah! Don Todd and Joel Stephens in the same room!

Mind expl*si*n!

(all gasp)

Mr. Todd, I have read your book five times.

I even own the audiobook read by you and the one read by Laura Linney.

That's not Laura Linney.

That's my Uncle Jasper.

Oh...

(all laugh)

So, you're leaving tomorrow?

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, if I don't get a chance to...

Oh, come on. You're gonna get a chance. I mean, we live in the same...

This isn't good-bye.

If everyone would take their seat.

Oh, oh. Come on.

(Wade playing amplified riffs)

(plays "Bridal Chorus")

(music stops)

Our couple will sing their vows.

Meatball: A one, two, three!

♪ My Lily Anne's so hot ♪
♪ My Lily Anne's so fine ♪
♪ I may be a two, but she's surely a nine. ♪

Whoo! Meatball!

Whoo!

♪ He's my meatball ♪
♪ He's hairy and sweaty ♪
♪ But he's a meatball ♪
♪ He goes great with spaghetti ♪
♪ He's my hairy, chubby, lovey ♪
♪ And he'll make a super hubby ♪
♪ I've had men from Atlanta to L.A. ♪
♪ Who've infuriated me in each and every way ♪
♪ From Adam, Blake and Chuck ♪
♪ To Sal, Mike and old G. Tuck... ♪

Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt, but is "G. Tuck" George Tucker?

Honey...

'Cause don't you think that was something maybe you should have told me?

George is my lawyer. Wade's my best man!

Sal the Shrimp Guy is my shrimp guy... and the town ladies' man.

That's true, but I prefer "man whore."

You're not a musician.

You don't understand.

The road is hard.

I am a musician!

Or have you forgotten about a little thing called Mind Face?

My band?!

Don't you know me at all?

Not really.

Maybe we should take a break.

Or a breakup!

Let us use this as a time for reflection.

While we are all gathered, is there anyone else who has something to share?

Actually, I do.

Okay. While we are here, um, I'd like to take this moment to... (hiccups) on behalf of the entire town, congratulate Wade Kinsella.

(applause)

We are so proud of him, uh, for becoming the success (hiccups) that we always saw that he could be.

And, uh, while he's gone, we're gonna miss him (hiccups) a lot.

So much.

Because, well, bec... (hiccups) ause we love him.

Okay, no, uh, not we.

Wade, last year you had the guts to drive across the state to tell me.

So today I'm telling you...

I love you.

(audience gasps)

So, um...

I told you.

(clears throat)

Nice outfit.

Crickett needed an extra bridesmaid, so...

So you... decided to dress like a, a human cupcake.

That's adorable.

Look, uh, I got to finish packing.

The investors are coming over for a final meeting, and then I take off.

Wait. What?!

That's all you're gonna say?

What do you want me to say?

Oh, I don't know. I mean, you could acknowledge how I sad I loved you.

And then how you just walked away?

I guess...

I guess I didn't know what to say.

Or I did.

Just I didn't want to say it there... at the Rammer Jammer.

Zoe, you and I, we... we tried to make this work.

We tried for a long time.

And it just... it just didn't.

And no small part of that is my fault.

I agree. And no small part of that was mine.

We weren't ready then, but we are now.

We deserve another chance.

Maybe I thought that once, but...

I got to go.

And you got your wedding to get to.

You were right. Visiting BlueBell has been so inspiring.

So, you'll go back to doing your show?

Forget about throwing in the towel?

Throw in the towel? Never! You can't!

My retirement depends on how well I do on my next hole.

Gentlemen... wish me luck.

I'm about to take the most dangerous sh*t of my life.

More dangerous than when you putted into the mouth of the python?

More dangerous than when you made eagle from the actual nest of an eagle?

You boys want to come with me?

Are you kidding?

Obviously!

Shotgun!

I have been making these sounds for (hiccups) hours!

I looked it up on the Internet, and could have pneumonia, pleurisy or (hiccups) pharyngitis.

We're (hiccups) dying.

(hiccups) On my wedding day!

Zoe: You know, I had hiccups yesterday, and I think mine were caused because I had something I needed to say.

And then when I said it, they went away.

I don't (hiccups) know what you're talking about.

I don't have (hiccups) anything to say.

Me (hiccups) either!

Sadie!

You're pulling me too (hiccups) tight.

Stop!

Sorry, Crickett.

Crickett, what's going on?

Nothing! (Hiccups)

Honey, we've all admired what you've done to keep your (hiccups) marriage together.

But if there is some insurmountable obstacle in your relationship, everyone will understand if you don't want to keep up the charade.

(hiccups)

Wade: Wow, they, uh, they all look exactly the same.

People need to know from the second they enter, they're in a Rammer Jammer.

Right.

Authentic Alabama cuisine.

In North Carolina?

Yeah. Who are you?

Joel. Um, Innocent, enthusiastic bystander.

And soon to be silent one.

Hey, I got you a present.

All right, I love presents. (Chuckles)

Oh...

It's called a tie.

You're gonna need it in Atlanta.

I'll let you say your good-byes.

All right.

Joel.

What, you think it's a bad idea?

I just don't really see you as a tie guy.

You like making up drinks and adjusting the menu, breaking up bar fights. That's you.

Yeah, well, maybe a super rich guy with, like, four p*rn star girlfriends is also me.

You never know until you try.

♪ ♪

George: So, I don't understand it.

Where... where are you gonna hit your sh*t from?

There's not even a dangerous intersection around.

Or alligator swamp.

Or golf course.

Boys, today we're gonna take a mulligan on the great Fairway of Life.

What does that mean exactly?

Well, yesterday... after hearing that little doctor talk, I realized I spent all these years trying to make these impossible holes because I have an enormous one in my heart.

Wait... we are going to see you play golf, right?

No. We're going to Pensacola to tell my ex-wife that I want her back.

Uh, that doesn't sound like fun.

Not at all. Shotgun.

What's the delay?

I don't know.

I'm not really a bridesmaid, just a stand-in.

Ah, we'll start soon.

You know Stanley.

He's such a perfectionist.

That's one thing he is.

(chuckles)

Oh, Lemon. Another glass of champagne.

You look like something Hello Kitty coughed up.

Thank you. Although I really don't need to be insulted anymore today.

Zoe.

Listen, um.

I heard about your little outburst at Meatball's wedding.

Ooh!

Must've been humiliating. (Laughs)

But also sort of brave.

I'm impressed.

What did Wade say?

Not much.

I'm sorry.

You know, Zoe, maybe it's time for both of us to realize that there are no second chances.

I was once in a great relationship.

Two, actually.

But then I just realized that holding onto the memories of those have just been keeping me from finding happiness.

So, tonight I will be boarding the S.S. Desperation.

You're going on a cruise?

Yes, I'm gonna find a new beginning.

Or an iceberg.

Whatever comes first.

(piano starts playing)

Got to go!

(Crickett hiccupping)

Are you all right?

Stop the music!

Please.

What?

Why are we stopping?

I'm sorry, Stanley.

Folks, I'm (hiccups) sorry.

I can't do this.

It's 2014. (hiccups)

Nobody has to pretend to be something they're not anymore. (Hiccups)

It's time you knew the truth.

I am gay!

(crowd gasps)

What?

Look at that.

My hiccups are gone.

Give Sylvie and Brando my best.

You know, you don't have to go.

Already told everyone I was leaving.

And they'd be happy to have you back.

Just step back behind the bar and into your old life.

Nah. No.

So, what then?

Oh, I see.

Yup.

Don Todd in love.

He's not supposed to care about love... that's why he's my hero.

You want me to be more manly.

No, it's embarrassing is what it is.

I just got off the phone with Wanda.

We have really missed a lot.

Davis Polk has 200 pairs of sneakers.

Lemon's going on a Belles and Bachelors Cruise for a month, claims she's coming back engaged.

And Crickett is gay.

Wait, what?

Davis: Man, that's surprising.

(chuckles) Crickett?

I didn't see that one coming.

(hiccups)

A.B., are you okay?

Yeah. (Hiccups)

Are you sure?

Um, just... (quiet laugh)

I have my answer.

Y... you do?

I... is it... ?

Todd: Great news!

It went well? Well... did you ever see that episode where I got stung by the brood of jellyfish?

Then I lost my nine iron to the octopus?

Yeah.

This was way worse than that.

Miss Glendora has moved on.

I have missed my chance.

Then, why are you so happy?

Well, because now I can move on.

See, I laid it all out on the table.

Now I know I've done everything I could.

Everything you could.

In hindsight, I should've done it four years ago.

Now I don't have to spend every day thinking maybe she feels it, too.

And it's like the sun has come out on a brand-new day for Don Todd.

Like any other man in my shoes, I want to go hit a few holes.

Who's with me?

This guy.

Actually, I have to go.

Uh, was that a rent-a-car place on the corner?

What? Yeah.

(stammers)

Annabeth: I admire how organized you keep your closet.

All those (hiccups) sneakers make you more lovable to me.

It lets me (hiccups) see that you have flaws.

That you're not just that perfect knight.

AnnaBeth, you've been complimenting me for the last five minutes.

Is this going where I think it is?

Or is there a big "but" coming?

But...

I've been in your position.

I... I've been the rebound person.

Which is why I know you deserve more than to settle for someone who's still in love with someone else.

Don?

Might I ask exactly what happened between you and your wife?

We drove each other crazy whenever we were together.

It's like we fought because we were afraid to let the other know how deeply we felt.

That's beautiful.

I think there's a driving range around here.

You all in?

Um, actually...

I'm gonna need you to drop me off somewhere.

'Cause I have to get to the woman that drives me crazy.

Sylvie: My first husband Jerry was the love of my life, and when he d*ed, I felt like...

The days were just things to pass the time till you joined Jerry.

And I joined my Margaret May.

And then...

I met you.

Sylvie: My miracle.

Not only do I feel love again.

I feel joy.

Joy.

And I want to thank you for what I never thought was possible.

True love twice.

A second chance.

(crowd clapping)

Ooh. (Chuckles)

(glass shatters)

Yes! Mazel tov!

(line ringing)

Why are you calling me?

Because second chances exist.

We can find love again.

Don't get on that boat.

I can't hear you. What?

Don't give up on true love!

I'm sorry, I don't get...

Hello?

Lemon? You heard me?

You're coming back, right?

Hello?

Man: Haven't you heard?

Cell service is terrible on the ship.

You won't be able to make any calls for 30 days.

I guess we'll just need to find other ways to pass the time.

(laughs)

♪ ♪

(clears throat)

What are you doing here?

I thought you'd be on the road to Atlanta.

I turned it down.

Yeah, I think one Rammer Jammer is enough for this world.

Really?

They wanted me to wear a suit and tie, you know?

Work a desk job. It's not for me.

Don't read too much into it, all right?

Okay.

Seriously.

Okay.

(humming along with music)

Thank you guys so much!

Hurry up! The boat's leaving in a minute!

G. Tuck, go tell Lemon how you feel!

Viva romance!

Yeah.

Excuse me, sorry.

No, no, no, no! Hold on!

You have to let me on that boat.

Sorry, sir, the ship is already underway.

No, no! We're all clear for departure.

Lemon!

Lemon!

Lemon!

(whistling)

Lemon Breeland.

Yes, I've heard of you.

Oh, well, don't believe everything you hear.

(both laugh)

(hiccups)

Man: Find a good one.

Woman: Call me when you get there.

Lemon!

(ship horn blows)

Lemon!

George?

Lavon?

No.

No, no, no...

Both: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

200 pairs of shoes, huh?

Yeah, I think you made the right move there.

Oh, ma... may I cut in?

By all means.

Hey there.

Stop looking at me like that.

What?

I'm just glad that you're staying.

Okay, good.

And, yes, I know that you believe that we don't have a future together.

But, Wade Kinsella, you are just so wrong.

And I'm gonna prove it.

As long as it takes.

I'm not giving up.