03x05 - Episode 5
Posted: 03/28/24 12:13
What are we doing now, Penelope? Since
they won't let me in to meet Amanda, I
will simply ask Amanda to come out here
to meet me. How long am I to hear you
with this item?
Now to contact Amanda, I must first power
up my machine.
Doesn't matter that I should not need
you. It doesn't matter that I could not
be. Doesn't matter that I should not
be. Can you love me for all I am?
Please come out of the building. My name
is Pelby Tate. I'm standing here with
Alliance.
Amanda. Amanda. Oh, sorry, I couldn't
hear you. Look, I brought a new trumpet.
Yeah, I see that. You want to hear me
play it?Sure.
Figure this thing out. I don't think
Amanda heard you. Then I'll just have to
make my voice louder. Please.
She'll hear this.
Please My name is Penelope Tate. I
am your #1 fan. Please come out
of the building and make my appointments.
Look at the link.
I still don't think Amanda heard you.
Then I'll just have to make this a little
louder, won't I?
I don't know if you should turn it up
that high. I know what I'm doing, please.
I made-up. I made it. Please my name is.
Don't say a word.
Thanks everybody. My name is Amanda and
my belly button contains no lint.
Today is going to be a great night here
on the Amanda Show. True.
Yeah. Anyway, we're going to
have a great show tonight. And Abraham
Lincoln. OK,
what is going on?Hi, Amanda,
Nice to see you. Thanks. But what are you
guys doing here playing on a game show?
I so knew that one. I'm sorry if this
isn't a game show. This is the Amanda
show. Yeah. Look, I'm
confused because I'm disoriented.
No, I'm confused because I'm
tired. No,
stupid. Hey,
food eaten by horses.
OK, that's enough. Stick around.
I'll be back in a second to do stuff.
What? He said. See ya.
Just bubble gum bites. This licorice
is limp. Can't they invent a new candy?
One would sing something fun. How
about something hot?
And the hottest candy on the planet?
How hot are they? I'll show
you.
Who wants that? We all do.
What happening?
They're w*r cool.
Now what do you do?
Wow.
Hot Wow.
Pyrotastic.
Say, kids, can you help me light the BBQ?
Who wants meat?
Super red rock, the hardest crops on the
floor.
Please.
Hey, we're back. That's right. Welcome to
the deer show. The only cable action show
would take your dares, no matter how bad
they are. And we do them, Yeah.
OK, I'm Sharon, and this is my brother
Toby present. All right, let's
take our first DARE Boston, Illinois,
here on the Dare Show.
Hey there, Sharon, I dare you to eat some
of Toby's hair.
I think we got a bad connection because
it sounded like you wanted me to eat some
of Toby's hair. Get you kidding? My hair
's got, it's got bugs and junk and
greasy, but I dare you,
she said. No. Yeah. Do I have
to rent an airplane and ride it in the
sky?
Chicken. You want to repeat that
chicken?Chicken
chicken. I
ain't going to do it, chicken.
Stand up, Toby.
I cannot believe I just did that. How can
you not be puking? I don't know.
OK. Next caller.
San Francisco, Tennessee, you're on the
dirt. Showby
to put on a bra and stuff with
macaroni and cheese. Ain't
gonna happen, dude.
I'm sorry. I
just didn't realize that you were a
lawyer. What punk?
Liar. Because you won't wear a bra filled
with macaroni and cheese? No, he's a liar
because he said he'd do anything. Liar.
You can say whatever you want, because
there is no way.
Watch
this.
You just hook it.
Now give me the Mac roll.
Man, I cannot believe I just did that.
You look like a noodle boob freak. That's
exactly how I feel. I know.
OK. Next caller.
Nashville, Ireland, you're on the Dare
show. Yeah, I dare
Sharon to breath peanut butter all over
her head and then press it into a
bunch of those little mini marshmallows.
Gross. No, she'll have a marshmallow
Afro. Sorry, caller.
Loser. What'd you say?
Loser. Loser.
Dude, no peanut butter is going on my
head or marshmallows.
I'm sharing and I'm a loser, 'cause I
say I take dares and then I renege.
I do not stop taunting us.
Loser. Give me the peanut butter.
Out of my way.
Where are the marshmallows?
I cannot believe I just did that. You
look stupider than me. I want to die. I
want it for you. OK, Let's call her
Minneapolis, Massachusetts. Go for the
Dare show. Have you seen
Mommy's Flab Master?
What is happening up here? Nothing. What?
What is on your head?
And are those.
Noodle boobs. Oh,
the dare show again. I have told you to.
You are not allowed to ever do that. Tear
your mom to lick the camera lens.
What? I'm not going to lick that camera
lens. It's all dirty. Our mom doesn't
have to take your dare. She's a lady.
Fready lady. What was that?
Frady lady. That's right, Frady lady. Oh,
yeah. Is this like a prank
deal?
Oh, I cannot believe I am doing this. I
know. So insanitary. OK,
we're done. Check this out next time on
the DARE show.
Anywhere. For
the next squad, nice job, nice job.
Powwow class. I'm going to be your
substitute teacher now. My name is
Mr. Boat. Well, yeah, that's
correct. I'm OK Now
let's take.
Attendance.
Why are you all snickering?
At least we're not bickering.
Yes.
Bless you. Now why'd you just say?
What is going on in this class? Oh,
didn't they tell you? Tell me what? This
is a gifted class. Well,
yes, I realize you're all very
intelligent. We're not just
intelligent. We have special
powers. Powers. Watch
this.
Hi Paul. Hi Paul. What are you doing?What
makes you gonna do?
It let me down. Come on, come on.
Thank you. So
you all have these special powers. I
don't like lemons because they're
sour.
What? His gift is super rhyming.
Yeah, I do it all the time.
Well, and now I think it's shenanigans.
You're giving us a pop quiz. If you
spill a soda, you have to
mop fish.
Hey, I do my best.
While I'm wearing this vest.
Don't hit my chest.
Let's move on. I think that's best. Stop
it. OK now Lisa was right. I am going to
give you a pop quiz.
Well, we'll just do the quiz another
time. Want to hear another rhyme?
That is so gross.
But.
Right now what was that? Richie's a
super burper. When I kiss a girl, I
slurp her.
All right, now that's it. No more
predicting the future. No more doing
things with your mind. And no more your
super burps. And no more you're dumb
rhymes. Not even sometimes. Oh, you
stop that. Now go squeeze a fat cow
one more time. You get the tangent. OK, I
promise I'll pay attention. All right,
that's it. You're out of this class. My
dad's going to kick quiet.
Oh no. So
what? What is it now? It's going to eat
you. What's going on? You better
get out of here. Oh, here it comes.
Wow, what was going to eat her? Nothing.
I thought we'd catch an early lunch.
Guys, Scooby, you don't need shoes if
you got no faith.
It's time.
Cement block.
That's good.
Boys, boys, don't jump in on the
furniture, please. I thought you said
your sister was cool. Yeah, What's her
deal?Penelope, you're
upsetting my friends. Oh no. I guess I
won't win the most popular babysitter of
the year. Go home, please. But,
Penelope, I'll teach your pizza.
of my way please. Coming up
next, the Amanda Show on Snick. Thank you
for the spine show. We're about to
receive. Please. Hey,
I want a hot sauce in my pizza. Yeah.
Where's the hot sauce? We want hot
sauce. The Amanda Show was on
This Is Not Time for Young Boys to Ask
for Hot sauces. Please.
I'm telling Mom.
All right, I'll get you your hot sauce.
Nobody touched my seat.
Hey, turn up the Amanda ship, OK?
I need Amanda and my mother has webbed
feet.
Nothing,
please. Who's that?
I don't know.
Hey, Amanda. Amanda.
What are you doing here? Please. Well,
I'm on my way to a party in my driver Got
lost. Guys, this Green
Meadow drive. No, this is Green Meadow
Rd. Green Meadow Dr. 4 sheets over that
way. OK. Thanks.
Hey, how could you be here when your show
is on? Oh, that's a rerun. We'll have a
new show on next week. Cool. Hey, can
we get some autograph pictures of you?
I'm sure you can. Hot
or extra hot sauce? Extra hot fineplease.
There you go. Thanks a lot, Amanda. No
problem. Wait, could you
save me? My sister Penelope?
I'd love to, but I'm already really late
for this party. All right, Bye, you guys.
Here please. Now. No more talking till
the Amanda shows over. Where
did you get this autographed picture of
Amanda? She's just here.
What?That's
the ring of the belt. She was locked, so
I told her where to go. 3
Meadow Dr. There's only four streets from
here, so I'll be back, please.
Wait.
Yo-yo, yo, It's Amanda's
Jacuzzi.
Today, my special guest is Her Royal
Highness Queen of England.
So clean. I understand that you're the
ruler of All England. This is
correct. I rule over all of England,
and you come from the long line of
British royalty in Jupiter.
And is it also true that your best friend
is a chicken nugget?
I don't associate with Nuggets.
I see well having a plate of spaghetti.
Edward, please.
That was Amanda's Jacuzzi. yo-yo yo.
From his garage, It's totally
Kyle.
One time I was like chewing
gum. And it like
lost all its flavor. So I took
it out of my mouth and like,
threw it in the trash.
Then later I was walking to school and my
bud leaf was all, dude, you got
gum on your shoe. So I like
look down and I like,
did have gum on my shoe.
Sticky. That was
totally Kyle. Totally.
Good. Thank you. Thanks, you guys. All
right. I had fun tonight. How about you
guys?
Good. All right, we're almost at it
time. Not
again. Hi, Amanda. Still here?
Yeah, I thought I told you guys, this
isn't a game show.
Look, this is really starting to get
annoying. No
on your nerves. Yes. Now can you
guys please let me do my closing joke so
I can end the show? OK, we're out of
time. I gotta go.
No skateboard down to nectarine.
Wrestle with the rabbi.
Guys sniff a burrito.
Milk A pineapple? No.
All right. That's our show. I got to go
overthrow Canada.
See ya.
Sqrt 81.
Jesus.
Amanda, please.
they won't let me in to meet Amanda, I
will simply ask Amanda to come out here
to meet me. How long am I to hear you
with this item?
Now to contact Amanda, I must first power
up my machine.
Doesn't matter that I should not need
you. It doesn't matter that I could not
be. Doesn't matter that I should not
be. Can you love me for all I am?
Please come out of the building. My name
is Pelby Tate. I'm standing here with
Alliance.
Amanda. Amanda. Oh, sorry, I couldn't
hear you. Look, I brought a new trumpet.
Yeah, I see that. You want to hear me
play it?Sure.
Figure this thing out. I don't think
Amanda heard you. Then I'll just have to
make my voice louder. Please.
She'll hear this.
Please My name is Penelope Tate. I
am your #1 fan. Please come out
of the building and make my appointments.
Look at the link.
I still don't think Amanda heard you.
Then I'll just have to make this a little
louder, won't I?
I don't know if you should turn it up
that high. I know what I'm doing, please.
I made-up. I made it. Please my name is.
Don't say a word.
Thanks everybody. My name is Amanda and
my belly button contains no lint.
Today is going to be a great night here
on the Amanda Show. True.
Yeah. Anyway, we're going to
have a great show tonight. And Abraham
Lincoln. OK,
what is going on?Hi, Amanda,
Nice to see you. Thanks. But what are you
guys doing here playing on a game show?
I so knew that one. I'm sorry if this
isn't a game show. This is the Amanda
show. Yeah. Look, I'm
confused because I'm disoriented.
No, I'm confused because I'm
tired. No,
stupid. Hey,
food eaten by horses.
OK, that's enough. Stick around.
I'll be back in a second to do stuff.
What? He said. See ya.
Just bubble gum bites. This licorice
is limp. Can't they invent a new candy?
One would sing something fun. How
about something hot?
And the hottest candy on the planet?
How hot are they? I'll show
you.
Who wants that? We all do.
What happening?
They're w*r cool.
Now what do you do?
Wow.
Hot Wow.
Pyrotastic.
Say, kids, can you help me light the BBQ?
Who wants meat?
Super red rock, the hardest crops on the
floor.
Please.
Hey, we're back. That's right. Welcome to
the deer show. The only cable action show
would take your dares, no matter how bad
they are. And we do them, Yeah.
OK, I'm Sharon, and this is my brother
Toby present. All right, let's
take our first DARE Boston, Illinois,
here on the Dare Show.
Hey there, Sharon, I dare you to eat some
of Toby's hair.
I think we got a bad connection because
it sounded like you wanted me to eat some
of Toby's hair. Get you kidding? My hair
's got, it's got bugs and junk and
greasy, but I dare you,
she said. No. Yeah. Do I have
to rent an airplane and ride it in the
sky?
Chicken. You want to repeat that
chicken?Chicken
chicken. I
ain't going to do it, chicken.
Stand up, Toby.
I cannot believe I just did that. How can
you not be puking? I don't know.
OK. Next caller.
San Francisco, Tennessee, you're on the
dirt. Showby
to put on a bra and stuff with
macaroni and cheese. Ain't
gonna happen, dude.
I'm sorry. I
just didn't realize that you were a
lawyer. What punk?
Liar. Because you won't wear a bra filled
with macaroni and cheese? No, he's a liar
because he said he'd do anything. Liar.
You can say whatever you want, because
there is no way.
Watch
this.
You just hook it.
Now give me the Mac roll.
Man, I cannot believe I just did that.
You look like a noodle boob freak. That's
exactly how I feel. I know.
OK. Next caller.
Nashville, Ireland, you're on the Dare
show. Yeah, I dare
Sharon to breath peanut butter all over
her head and then press it into a
bunch of those little mini marshmallows.
Gross. No, she'll have a marshmallow
Afro. Sorry, caller.
Loser. What'd you say?
Loser. Loser.
Dude, no peanut butter is going on my
head or marshmallows.
I'm sharing and I'm a loser, 'cause I
say I take dares and then I renege.
I do not stop taunting us.
Loser. Give me the peanut butter.
Out of my way.
Where are the marshmallows?
I cannot believe I just did that. You
look stupider than me. I want to die. I
want it for you. OK, Let's call her
Minneapolis, Massachusetts. Go for the
Dare show. Have you seen
Mommy's Flab Master?
What is happening up here? Nothing. What?
What is on your head?
And are those.
Noodle boobs. Oh,
the dare show again. I have told you to.
You are not allowed to ever do that. Tear
your mom to lick the camera lens.
What? I'm not going to lick that camera
lens. It's all dirty. Our mom doesn't
have to take your dare. She's a lady.
Fready lady. What was that?
Frady lady. That's right, Frady lady. Oh,
yeah. Is this like a prank
deal?
Oh, I cannot believe I am doing this. I
know. So insanitary. OK,
we're done. Check this out next time on
the DARE show.
Anywhere. For
the next squad, nice job, nice job.
Powwow class. I'm going to be your
substitute teacher now. My name is
Mr. Boat. Well, yeah, that's
correct. I'm OK Now
let's take.
Attendance.
Why are you all snickering?
At least we're not bickering.
Yes.
Bless you. Now why'd you just say?
What is going on in this class? Oh,
didn't they tell you? Tell me what? This
is a gifted class. Well,
yes, I realize you're all very
intelligent. We're not just
intelligent. We have special
powers. Powers. Watch
this.
Hi Paul. Hi Paul. What are you doing?What
makes you gonna do?
It let me down. Come on, come on.
Thank you. So
you all have these special powers. I
don't like lemons because they're
sour.
What? His gift is super rhyming.
Yeah, I do it all the time.
Well, and now I think it's shenanigans.
You're giving us a pop quiz. If you
spill a soda, you have to
mop fish.
Hey, I do my best.
While I'm wearing this vest.
Don't hit my chest.
Let's move on. I think that's best. Stop
it. OK now Lisa was right. I am going to
give you a pop quiz.
Well, we'll just do the quiz another
time. Want to hear another rhyme?
That is so gross.
But.
Right now what was that? Richie's a
super burper. When I kiss a girl, I
slurp her.
All right, now that's it. No more
predicting the future. No more doing
things with your mind. And no more your
super burps. And no more you're dumb
rhymes. Not even sometimes. Oh, you
stop that. Now go squeeze a fat cow
one more time. You get the tangent. OK, I
promise I'll pay attention. All right,
that's it. You're out of this class. My
dad's going to kick quiet.
Oh no. So
what? What is it now? It's going to eat
you. What's going on? You better
get out of here. Oh, here it comes.
Wow, what was going to eat her? Nothing.
I thought we'd catch an early lunch.
Guys, Scooby, you don't need shoes if
you got no faith.
It's time.
Cement block.
That's good.
Boys, boys, don't jump in on the
furniture, please. I thought you said
your sister was cool. Yeah, What's her
deal?Penelope, you're
upsetting my friends. Oh no. I guess I
won't win the most popular babysitter of
the year. Go home, please. But,
Penelope, I'll teach your pizza.
of my way please. Coming up
next, the Amanda Show on Snick. Thank you
for the spine show. We're about to
receive. Please. Hey,
I want a hot sauce in my pizza. Yeah.
Where's the hot sauce? We want hot
sauce. The Amanda Show was on
This Is Not Time for Young Boys to Ask
for Hot sauces. Please.
I'm telling Mom.
All right, I'll get you your hot sauce.
Nobody touched my seat.
Hey, turn up the Amanda ship, OK?
I need Amanda and my mother has webbed
feet.
Nothing,
please. Who's that?
I don't know.
Hey, Amanda. Amanda.
What are you doing here? Please. Well,
I'm on my way to a party in my driver Got
lost. Guys, this Green
Meadow drive. No, this is Green Meadow
Rd. Green Meadow Dr. 4 sheets over that
way. OK. Thanks.
Hey, how could you be here when your show
is on? Oh, that's a rerun. We'll have a
new show on next week. Cool. Hey, can
we get some autograph pictures of you?
I'm sure you can. Hot
or extra hot sauce? Extra hot fineplease.
There you go. Thanks a lot, Amanda. No
problem. Wait, could you
save me? My sister Penelope?
I'd love to, but I'm already really late
for this party. All right, Bye, you guys.
Here please. Now. No more talking till
the Amanda shows over. Where
did you get this autographed picture of
Amanda? She's just here.
What?That's
the ring of the belt. She was locked, so
I told her where to go. 3
Meadow Dr. There's only four streets from
here, so I'll be back, please.
Wait.
Yo-yo, yo, It's Amanda's
Jacuzzi.
Today, my special guest is Her Royal
Highness Queen of England.
So clean. I understand that you're the
ruler of All England. This is
correct. I rule over all of England,
and you come from the long line of
British royalty in Jupiter.
And is it also true that your best friend
is a chicken nugget?
I don't associate with Nuggets.
I see well having a plate of spaghetti.
Edward, please.
That was Amanda's Jacuzzi. yo-yo yo.
From his garage, It's totally
Kyle.
One time I was like chewing
gum. And it like
lost all its flavor. So I took
it out of my mouth and like,
threw it in the trash.
Then later I was walking to school and my
bud leaf was all, dude, you got
gum on your shoe. So I like
look down and I like,
did have gum on my shoe.
Sticky. That was
totally Kyle. Totally.
Good. Thank you. Thanks, you guys. All
right. I had fun tonight. How about you
guys?
Good. All right, we're almost at it
time. Not
again. Hi, Amanda. Still here?
Yeah, I thought I told you guys, this
isn't a game show.
Look, this is really starting to get
annoying. No
on your nerves. Yes. Now can you
guys please let me do my closing joke so
I can end the show? OK, we're out of
time. I gotta go.
No skateboard down to nectarine.
Wrestle with the rabbi.
Guys sniff a burrito.
Milk A pineapple? No.
All right. That's our show. I got to go
overthrow Canada.
See ya.
Sqrt 81.
Jesus.
Amanda, please.