03x08 - Episode 8
Posted: 03/28/24 13:23
What do you think smells like like
like dead animals?
More like rotten sushi
dead animals, rotten sushi animal
sushi animals.
Hello boy. You're not supposed to be
in here. Too bad, Jake. Jake.
Where's Amanda? Please? Oh, she's we're
not going to tell you where Amanda is,
ever. Very well. If you melons won't
voluntarily tell me where a man is, then
I guess I'll have to use truth gas. Oh,
yeah, Truth gas. Gas.
Fire in the hole.
Now I want the precise locations of
Amanda. Tell me the truth. The truth?
I sleep in Footsie pajamas. I
wish I was Amanda. I am not
interested in your pointless lives. Tell
me the truth about Amanda. Amanda,
I have 3 hairs on my chest. Eww.
Please. I wish I was Amanda.
This is not a difficult question.
Where is Amanda?Think unicorns are cool?
I wish I was Amanda. I give up.
Please, girl.
My favorite color is lavender. I
wish I was Amanda. My feet smell like a
dead animal. I wish I
smelled like Amanda.
My name is Amanda Andy.
My name's Amanda Knight.
Man. My name is Amanda and
I'm sorry, I forgot my
line.
What's wrong? I'm up. I can't remember my
line. Well, think about it. Maybe it'll
just come out OK.
My name's Amanda. Sometimes I
like to visit my friends at their
houses sometimes.
Try again. My
name is Amanda and I try not to drink too
much soda with all the
caffeine that's in it.
Here, Amanda. I brought you a script. Oh,
awesome. OK, let's see. Oh, here. My
name's Amanda. Josh.
What's all over your script?
Ointment. Oh gosh.
Amanda, here use my script. Oh, thanks,
Kathy. Oh yeah,
my name is Amanda, and sometimes I forget
my lines.
OK, stick around and out.
I'll.
Be back in a second and stuff.
The cereal is so dull, the kids
look so bored where
failures as parents.
Try this cereal.
Snap, crackle kaboom.
Now, listen.
Here it snap.
Here it crackle. Sure do, but what about
the?
Wow, when does my cherry pull?
Again, again.
You listen for the snap and the.
Can I have some breakfast?
Snap crackle.
Snap crackle taboo.
Attention, attention all.
Thank you. I'm so delighted you could
all attend this reunion of the Fuertevi
family. Yes,
Tribes, please present young
Cynthia. Yes, Madam,
Presenting Cynthia
Worthington.
My goodness, how touching. Thank you all
so much for your kind reception and warm
hospitality.
Oh
my.
You've been slaughtered. My tie. Thank
you. I'll.
Cynthia, why don't you come over here and
meet my nephew Nigel.
Nigel, this is Cynthia. A pleasure to
meet you. The pleasure is mine.
Order. Oh, would you mind if I brush my
teeth first?
Are you quite finished? Almost. I
must floss, of course.
Oh, holy couch.
Steamed Cherry. I
adore cherries.
The couple of the kids? No problem.
Marvelous cherries.
And why don't you come over and meet my
mother? Hello, This is my
mother, Lady Brekkier. Please do make
your acquaintance.
Dog, you have Her name is Tardof. She won
the blue ribbon in the Westchester Dog
and Carpet show in each deep.
Oh, I love spinach dip.
Cynthia, you have a little just a tab,
right? Oh, that's right.
You screwed my dolphin. Yes,
he's very absorbent.
Cynthia, you've had such a long trip.
Perhaps you'd like to go upstairs in a
freshen? Ah, I haven't bathed in
days. Or shake my legs.
Cynthia, we have razors upstairs in the
bathroom. I don't need a razor. I have a
portable hair wacker.
How rude.
Yo-yo, yo, It's Amanda's Jacuzzi.
Today, my special guest is a professional
wrestler. So you're a
professional wrestler? That's right,
baby. And I understand that you're
extremely tough, little lady
tough on the toughest dude this Saturday
universe.
You like to sniff flowers and wear pretty
skirts. Baby, I see
my shake. Hold on, How about a plate of
spigoty?Bring it on.
That was Amanda's Jacuzzi. yo-
yo yo.
There's nothing wrong with where it
starts.
The lucklessness? OK, family, we're right
here in this room. Great. See
what? We have an amazing view of the ball
game. This is going to be awesome. It's
great, isn't it?
Well, this isn't good. I I can't see.
Come on guys, why don't we just move
right back to this row?
There we go, way better.
OK. Before we start the game, if you're
sitting in row W seats
14/15/16 and
17, you've just won $10
million.
We were supposed to win that. Oh, what
terrible love. At least it's a
beautiful day for a baseball game. Yeah,
not a cloud in the sky.
Wendy, are you alright? Yeah. Stupid
lightning. Hot dogs
get your hot dogs. Hot dogs and I get a
hot dog. Oh, well, sure, honey.
All right, How how much is there?
How much you got? Well, let's see. I have
about $500.
I just got robbed by the hot dog guy.
All the rotten rock. What are the odds of
that? Oh look, the game started. Oh,
all right, now bad English. Ricardo
Stein. Oh,
she's my all time favorite player. I love
him. Wow. And here comes the
first pitch. Come on, come on, Come
on. I love you.
Ohh ohh Ricardo
Stein has just exploded.
At least you'll have this limb to
remember him by.
Hey, hey, that hot dog guy just stole
Mindy's souvenir leg. That wasn't very
lucky. Batting
next Jason Marlumpo. OK, come on.
Gee, I sure would love to catch a foul
ball. It's a foul ball.
Don't worry Sir, we'll get the next one.
Wow, my 2 foul balls in a row. What are
the odds of that?
I'm just hitting the head with the hockey
puck and we aren't even had a hockey
game. I don't
know.
Arrow.
Odd. Oh, and two, here comes the bitch.
He sure got a hold of that one. It's
going, going. It's out of here. Home run.
It's still going right out to the parking
lot. It's worn our car.
Now that was some fabulous
What are the odds? Are there attention a
foreign submarine has accidentally
launched a nuclear m*ssile? Oh no. Did
you hear that? A nuclear m*ssile. Oh,
that's terrible. But don't worry,
The odds of the m*ssile landing anywhere
near the United States are over 5 million
to 1. We can just throw away.
Dad. Yeah, I see it. I
can't believe it landed in the United
States, much less my laugh. What
are the odds of that? You're just very
lucky it didn't explode. I'll say.
Yeah.
And here comes the pitch.
Oh
wow. What are the odds of that?
For the next team.
It's time for a hillbilly moment.
Who's there ahead? I'm
gonna hitch you in the head with a hand.
That's good.
Hurry up, Preston.
Are you sure we're allowed to be up here?
Silence please. Wire cutter wire
cutters. What are you
doing?Somewhere in this massive wires is
Amanda's actual telephone line. Once I
find it, I will use this phone to finally
make contact with Amanda. Can we use it
to order me a sandwich? We did not drive
10 miles, disable a phone company
worker, and climb up a 40 foot pull to
order you a sandwich. Half a
sandwich. The time has
come for me to finally meet Amanda.
Please.
Bonjour, you're not Amanda.
Did you find Amanda? It's ringing.
Please.
Hello. I'm not a burglar.
You're not Amanda either.
Good one.
Hello.
Hello.
I think we had a bad connection.
Don't push me.
Your children should be sent toAustralia.
Hello Uncle Nipsey. I'm
not nipsey. You have the wrong
number, Nipsey. Quick, get a can of
whipped cream, but I'm afraid of cream
that's been whipped.
I've got the whipped cream. OK, now
insert the nozzle into your mouth. But I
don't want to get all right.
Squirt. Nipsey. Squirt,
Squirt.
Hello.
Thank you guys.
OK, the show's just about over, but
before we go, I want to show you guys how
I can tie my leg into a hoop knot by
using a hammer, some margarine, a
blowtorch. Runner. Dinner
Reserve. I
beg your
pardon?
Well, I'm. I'm afraid there's been a
mistake. Mistake.
Yeah, I didn't order any clams. I'm doing
a TV show.
I see.
OK, anyway, like I was
saying, I tie my leg into a hoop knot by
using the marks. This is safe. You
are the TV show person who sent back my
clams. Yeah, but I I didn't
order any food. Oh, you say that
now. Because of you, I
will forever be known as chef clams
that are bad.
Get ahold of yourself. Hi, I'm the
owner of the restaurant. What seems to be
the problem here? First of all, this
isn't a restaurant. This.
Is true security.
I am no Chef Man Cloud.
Hey.
That big of a deal?
Eat the clams. You mean this?
Yeah, bring me the naughty clams or
whatever they're called.
OK, that's our show. I got to swallow
some awful clams. See ya.
Amanda, please.
like dead animals?
More like rotten sushi
dead animals, rotten sushi animal
sushi animals.
Hello boy. You're not supposed to be
in here. Too bad, Jake. Jake.
Where's Amanda? Please? Oh, she's we're
not going to tell you where Amanda is,
ever. Very well. If you melons won't
voluntarily tell me where a man is, then
I guess I'll have to use truth gas. Oh,
yeah, Truth gas. Gas.
Fire in the hole.
Now I want the precise locations of
Amanda. Tell me the truth. The truth?
I sleep in Footsie pajamas. I
wish I was Amanda. I am not
interested in your pointless lives. Tell
me the truth about Amanda. Amanda,
I have 3 hairs on my chest. Eww.
Please. I wish I was Amanda.
This is not a difficult question.
Where is Amanda?Think unicorns are cool?
I wish I was Amanda. I give up.
Please, girl.
My favorite color is lavender. I
wish I was Amanda. My feet smell like a
dead animal. I wish I
smelled like Amanda.
My name is Amanda Andy.
My name's Amanda Knight.
Man. My name is Amanda and
I'm sorry, I forgot my
line.
What's wrong? I'm up. I can't remember my
line. Well, think about it. Maybe it'll
just come out OK.
My name's Amanda. Sometimes I
like to visit my friends at their
houses sometimes.
Try again. My
name is Amanda and I try not to drink too
much soda with all the
caffeine that's in it.
Here, Amanda. I brought you a script. Oh,
awesome. OK, let's see. Oh, here. My
name's Amanda. Josh.
What's all over your script?
Ointment. Oh gosh.
Amanda, here use my script. Oh, thanks,
Kathy. Oh yeah,
my name is Amanda, and sometimes I forget
my lines.
OK, stick around and out.
I'll.
Be back in a second and stuff.
The cereal is so dull, the kids
look so bored where
failures as parents.
Try this cereal.
Snap, crackle kaboom.
Now, listen.
Here it snap.
Here it crackle. Sure do, but what about
the?
Wow, when does my cherry pull?
Again, again.
You listen for the snap and the.
Can I have some breakfast?
Snap crackle.
Snap crackle taboo.
Attention, attention all.
Thank you. I'm so delighted you could
all attend this reunion of the Fuertevi
family. Yes,
Tribes, please present young
Cynthia. Yes, Madam,
Presenting Cynthia
Worthington.
My goodness, how touching. Thank you all
so much for your kind reception and warm
hospitality.
Oh
my.
You've been slaughtered. My tie. Thank
you. I'll.
Cynthia, why don't you come over here and
meet my nephew Nigel.
Nigel, this is Cynthia. A pleasure to
meet you. The pleasure is mine.
Order. Oh, would you mind if I brush my
teeth first?
Are you quite finished? Almost. I
must floss, of course.
Oh, holy couch.
Steamed Cherry. I
adore cherries.
The couple of the kids? No problem.
Marvelous cherries.
And why don't you come over and meet my
mother? Hello, This is my
mother, Lady Brekkier. Please do make
your acquaintance.
Dog, you have Her name is Tardof. She won
the blue ribbon in the Westchester Dog
and Carpet show in each deep.
Oh, I love spinach dip.
Cynthia, you have a little just a tab,
right? Oh, that's right.
You screwed my dolphin. Yes,
he's very absorbent.
Cynthia, you've had such a long trip.
Perhaps you'd like to go upstairs in a
freshen? Ah, I haven't bathed in
days. Or shake my legs.
Cynthia, we have razors upstairs in the
bathroom. I don't need a razor. I have a
portable hair wacker.
How rude.
Yo-yo, yo, It's Amanda's Jacuzzi.
Today, my special guest is a professional
wrestler. So you're a
professional wrestler? That's right,
baby. And I understand that you're
extremely tough, little lady
tough on the toughest dude this Saturday
universe.
You like to sniff flowers and wear pretty
skirts. Baby, I see
my shake. Hold on, How about a plate of
spigoty?Bring it on.
That was Amanda's Jacuzzi. yo-
yo yo.
There's nothing wrong with where it
starts.
The lucklessness? OK, family, we're right
here in this room. Great. See
what? We have an amazing view of the ball
game. This is going to be awesome. It's
great, isn't it?
Well, this isn't good. I I can't see.
Come on guys, why don't we just move
right back to this row?
There we go, way better.
OK. Before we start the game, if you're
sitting in row W seats
14/15/16 and
17, you've just won $10
million.
We were supposed to win that. Oh, what
terrible love. At least it's a
beautiful day for a baseball game. Yeah,
not a cloud in the sky.
Wendy, are you alright? Yeah. Stupid
lightning. Hot dogs
get your hot dogs. Hot dogs and I get a
hot dog. Oh, well, sure, honey.
All right, How how much is there?
How much you got? Well, let's see. I have
about $500.
I just got robbed by the hot dog guy.
All the rotten rock. What are the odds of
that? Oh look, the game started. Oh,
all right, now bad English. Ricardo
Stein. Oh,
she's my all time favorite player. I love
him. Wow. And here comes the
first pitch. Come on, come on, Come
on. I love you.
Ohh ohh Ricardo
Stein has just exploded.
At least you'll have this limb to
remember him by.
Hey, hey, that hot dog guy just stole
Mindy's souvenir leg. That wasn't very
lucky. Batting
next Jason Marlumpo. OK, come on.
Gee, I sure would love to catch a foul
ball. It's a foul ball.
Don't worry Sir, we'll get the next one.
Wow, my 2 foul balls in a row. What are
the odds of that?
I'm just hitting the head with the hockey
puck and we aren't even had a hockey
game. I don't
know.
Arrow.
Odd. Oh, and two, here comes the bitch.
He sure got a hold of that one. It's
going, going. It's out of here. Home run.
It's still going right out to the parking
lot. It's worn our car.
Now that was some fabulous
What are the odds? Are there attention a
foreign submarine has accidentally
launched a nuclear m*ssile? Oh no. Did
you hear that? A nuclear m*ssile. Oh,
that's terrible. But don't worry,
The odds of the m*ssile landing anywhere
near the United States are over 5 million
to 1. We can just throw away.
Dad. Yeah, I see it. I
can't believe it landed in the United
States, much less my laugh. What
are the odds of that? You're just very
lucky it didn't explode. I'll say.
Yeah.
And here comes the pitch.
Oh
wow. What are the odds of that?
For the next team.
It's time for a hillbilly moment.
Who's there ahead? I'm
gonna hitch you in the head with a hand.
That's good.
Hurry up, Preston.
Are you sure we're allowed to be up here?
Silence please. Wire cutter wire
cutters. What are you
doing?Somewhere in this massive wires is
Amanda's actual telephone line. Once I
find it, I will use this phone to finally
make contact with Amanda. Can we use it
to order me a sandwich? We did not drive
10 miles, disable a phone company
worker, and climb up a 40 foot pull to
order you a sandwich. Half a
sandwich. The time has
come for me to finally meet Amanda.
Please.
Bonjour, you're not Amanda.
Did you find Amanda? It's ringing.
Please.
Hello. I'm not a burglar.
You're not Amanda either.
Good one.
Hello.
Hello.
I think we had a bad connection.
Don't push me.
Your children should be sent toAustralia.
Hello Uncle Nipsey. I'm
not nipsey. You have the wrong
number, Nipsey. Quick, get a can of
whipped cream, but I'm afraid of cream
that's been whipped.
I've got the whipped cream. OK, now
insert the nozzle into your mouth. But I
don't want to get all right.
Squirt. Nipsey. Squirt,
Squirt.
Hello.
Thank you guys.
OK, the show's just about over, but
before we go, I want to show you guys how
I can tie my leg into a hoop knot by
using a hammer, some margarine, a
blowtorch. Runner. Dinner
Reserve. I
beg your
pardon?
Well, I'm. I'm afraid there's been a
mistake. Mistake.
Yeah, I didn't order any clams. I'm doing
a TV show.
I see.
OK, anyway, like I was
saying, I tie my leg into a hoop knot by
using the marks. This is safe. You
are the TV show person who sent back my
clams. Yeah, but I I didn't
order any food. Oh, you say that
now. Because of you, I
will forever be known as chef clams
that are bad.
Get ahold of yourself. Hi, I'm the
owner of the restaurant. What seems to be
the problem here? First of all, this
isn't a restaurant. This.
Is true security.
I am no Chef Man Cloud.
Hey.
That big of a deal?
Eat the clams. You mean this?
Yeah, bring me the naughty clams or
whatever they're called.
OK, that's our show. I got to swallow
some awful clams. See ya.
Amanda, please.