01x09 - Operation: C.A.K.E.D./Diseasy Does It/No P in the OOl
Posted: 03/30/24 05:27
[ Beeping ]
[ Beeping continues ]
Announcer: you're watching
the kid-tacular kids channel!
coming up next...
"rainbow monkeys"...
- followed by - "rainbow monkey babies"...
followed by
"rainbow monkey teens"!
the kid-tacular kids channel...
soon to be beaming
original programming
by satellite around the world!
[ Indistinct chattering ]
[ All gasping ]
- G-g-good morning, - sir.
You're
Good morning.
Looking well.
Uh, good morning!
Great day for kids' tv, huh?
[ Elevator rings ]
Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh, no.
Oh, oh, dear!
[ Gasps ]
Um, i, uh, uh,
G-g-good morning.
Man: did last night's
Ratings come in?
Uh, well,
I-i don't know. Um, maybe.
What did you say?!
Did you just call me a baby?!
No, mr. B. I-i mea...
I am not a baby!
Well, no.
I-i mean, I only...
I just look young,
Understand?!
Yes, m-m...
Is that understood?!
[ Crying ]
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Hoo-hoo-hoo! - [ Wails ]
Get me another secretary.
- Oh, the people - they give me here.
Incompetent...
I just can't believe...
Ahem!
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
A bit cranky
This morning, are we?
- Hey, put - a sock in it, missy,
Or I'll fire you, too!
Now, what's the status
Of my broadcast satellite?
Is it in place?
No, sir.
It was shot down
After it reached orbit.
Again?!
That's the third one.
How can I take my glorious
Kid-tacular kids' channel
Worldwide without satellites?!
Ohh! Honestly.
[ Both gasping ]
Listen up. You launch
One more satellite,
And we'll be forced
To take more drastic measures
Than just sh**ting it down.
Yeah! Nobody messes
With our global satellite web.
Did you say
"Global satellite web"?
Check it out.
A talkin' baby.
I am not a baby.
I am a man! A man!
A man who wears diapers?
- Jump to conclusions, - why don't you!
Aah!
Oh, so cute!
- [ Baby voice ] - who's the funny baby?
Is it you?
Is it you?
Put... Me... Down.
Oh, silly baby.
[ Groans ]
Listen, could a baby
Create the kid-tacular channel,
The greatest kids' network
Of all time?
Blah!
For babies.
That station's
It is not for babies!
I have had it with you stu...
[ Slosh! ]
Ohh...
Now look what you've done...
You made me wet myself.
So... Who are you kids, anyway?
And why do you have
Your own satellite web?
- We are - the kids next door.
We protect kids from adults
And their oppressive ways.
Fighting for kids' rights, huh?
Empowering yourselves
And all that jazz.
Hmm, interesting angle.
You know, I like it.
I really like it!
There! All done.
You know what?
You kids should have
Your own television show.
You are perfect!
On your cruddy channel?
Forget it.
Hold on, numbuh 4.
What's in it for us?
My cameras and expertise...
And your satellite web...
We could spread
The kids next door's message
To the entire world.
And as leader of the team,
you could be a star.
I'll be able
To say whatever I want?
Yeah, sure, pretty much.
No stupid scripts?
Well, maybe
A cue card or two.
But you'll
Have complete control.
Hmmmmm... All right.
- You've - got a deal, baby.
Say, that's grea...
I-i-i am not...
Heh, ha ha ha.
Just sign here.
Are we hooked up to that
Satellite web yet?
Yes, sir, mr. B.
We're linked up, and
Our actors are in their places.
All right, kids,
Just like we rehearsed.
Action!
it's the "kids next door
fun time variety hour"!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ We're the kids next door
And this is our show ♪
♪ We know you're gonna love it,
So here we go ♪
I'm numbuh 1.
Let's have some fun?!
I'm numbuh 2. We've got
Some cool things to do?
I'm numbuh 3!
Will you play with me?
I'm numbuh 4.
A-a-and I can't take this
Anymore!
I can't believe
We're doing this.
Look at us.
We're cruddy capes!
Is this our message?
Mr. B, this isn't exactly
What I had in mind.
Nonsense.
You kids were fantastic.
I had chills!
Very empowering.
And you, my boy...
Such fire, such anger.
The girls
Are gonna love ya.
Especially with your cool
Kid-tacular technology weapons.
[ Pop! ]
♪ Let's be friends
That's it!
I'm outta here!
Numbuh 4's right.
Singing and dancing's not what
The kids next door are about.
You're right, kid.
We'll skip the song for now.
Let's work on the fight.
In this first episode,
You're gonna battle
Homework-o-o-o...
The evil robot who tries to keep
Kids from doing their homework.
Ri-i-i-ight.
Uh, numbuh 5
Will be in her room.
Uh, yeah, I'll go help
Her, uh, find her room.
[ Laughs nervously ]
This is not working out
Like I thought.
Nonsense, nonsense!
Just remember...
We're goin' worldwide here...
Oh-oh-oh!
Action!
[ Clanking ]
I am homeworko.
I am homeworko!
Prepare to not do homework.
Ugh,
That is the last straw.
Hey, girl-kid!
Don't just stand there.
Read your lines.
"Oh, no, it's homeworko,
"The robot who doesn't want
Kids to do their homework,
"And he's about
To knock me out
With one
Of his terrifying claws."
- Well, that's - not very nice!
- A-a-aaah! - Hey! Whoa!
Ow!
Hey, that hurt...
Who-o-o-oa!
[ Evil laughter ]
Did you really think I was
Gonna give you your own show?
I was using you to get my hand
On that satellite web of yours.
I've secretly spent years
Developing a laser device
That will transform
People into babies!
And now
That I control your satellites,
I can link up my baby ray
And use it on the world!
No one will ever
Call me "baby" again.
And since I like you, kid,
I'm gonna give you the honor
Of being
My baby ray's first victim.
[ Evil laughter ]
[ Beeping ]
- Waaa-a-a-a! - Waaa-a-a-a!
- Waa-a-a-a! - Waa-a-a-a!
[ Screaming ]
Kids next door...
Ba... Aaahhh!
Save your breath, kid.
[ Muffled cries ]
[ Evil laughter ]
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
[ Evil laughter ]
[ Grunts ]
Wha...?
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Whoa!
[ Crash! ]
Now, as I was saying...
Battle stations!
[ All grunting ]
Aaaahhh!
[ Ding! ]
- Thanks - for saving my butt, guys.
Uh, are you all right?
I... I really
Blew it, didn't i?
Aah, save the mush,
Numbuh 1.
Yeah, how many
Had to save me?
Times have you
Did you say "baby"?
I am not a baby!
I have a mortgage.
I pay taxes.
I have three ex-wives!
Do babies have homes in europe?
- Awwww... - I think not!
Do babies...
The matter, baby?
What's
Huh?
[ Baby voice ]
Are you getting cranky-anky?
Now wait just a...
- You can't talk - that way to me.
Ohh, did the baby
Wet his nappy-wappy again?
Nobody calls me a baby.
Nobody, you hear?!
Ohh! He's such a cute baby,
Ga ga ga goo goo goo goo!
Ohh, I think
The baby's crying.
I... I am not.
I just got
Somethin' in my eye.
Po-o-o-or baby-y-y.
I... Am... Not... A... Baby!
You are now.
Ah... What...
Aaaaahhhh!
Ohhhh...
[ Murmurs ]
Waa! Waa! Waa-a-a-a!
- Huh. So now - he's a real baby.
Weird.
You'd think the ray
- Would turn him into an egg - or something.
He looks different
Without the cigar.
- Cigar?! - Yeah.
So now what are
We gonna do with a baby?
I say we give
Him a good spankin'.
Can we keep it?
Can we keep it?
Man: ahem.
We can take things
From here.
Waa! Waa!
Goo goo?
Maybe this time we'll
Be able to raise our son
- To be a little nicer - to people.
- [ Baby voice ] - isn't that right, mr. B?
Goo goo goo goo.
[ Coos ]
An age-changing device.
What kind of nut
Would use such a thing?
[ All murmuring ]
[ Evil laughter ]
[ Beeping ]
[ Beeping ]
[ Beeping continues ]
Hmm....
I don't know, numbuh 1.
Looks like they havin' fun.
Never be fooled
By appearances, numbuh 5.
Mm-hmm.
Ooooh.
♪ La di da di
Da da-da da-da ♪
- No reading on an energy grid - yet, numbuh 1.
- But there are - a bunch of kids at the camp.
There's a group of them
Making wallets.
Pretty nice ones, too.
- Ooh, with coin purses - on the side.
- ♪ Flowers - la la-la la-la ♪
♪ La la-la la-la
[ Sniffing ]
Who's there?
[ Gasps ]
Numbuh 2, look!
I'm workin' here,
Numbuh 3.
But I found something!
I said I'm busy.
Puh-lease!
- Please! Please! - Please! Please! Please!
[ Groans ] all right.
Yaaaay!
Over here!
Well, what is it?
Huh?! Hey!
It's a baby!
[ Baby crying ]
Uh-oh.
Cootchie-cootchie-coo.
Hello?
Anybody lose a baby?
Numbuh 2, numbuh 3...
Return to headquarters
Immediately.
[ Baby crying ]
Come on, numbuh 1.
We staked out
That entire camp.
And numbuh 5 thinks
Those kids was diggin' it.
That camp is obviously
Run by an insidious counselor
Bent on keeping kids there
Against their will.
I feel confident that
Numbuh 2's report will prove it.
So where
Is numbuh 2 anyway?
Yeah, and
Where's numbuh 3?
A very good question.
[ Feedback ]
Hello-o-o-o?
Numbuh 2 and numbuh 3!
Perhaps you'd like
To join the debriefing.
We're wa-a-a-a-iting.
Shhhhh!
What?!
Quiet!
You'll wake bradley.
Bradley?
Quiet!
Who's bradley?
Numbuh 3: now look
What you've done!
You woke up bradley!
Who is bradley?
And what
Is that stink?
That's bradley.
All: who the heck
Is bradley?!
This is bradley.
Numbah 1: a baby skunk?
Our landing pod must have
Knocked him out of his den
- When we were scouting - out the enemy camp.
We couldn't find
His parents, so...
Together:
We're his new parents.
- Will you two - quit fooling around?
We don't have time for babies.
There's a camp full
Of innocent kids out there
That are depending on the kids
Next door to save them.
Well, it'll have to wait
Until after bradley's lunch.
- Oh, and then - he's got his bath.
And if he doesn't
Get his afternoon nap, ohh!
Numbuh 4, can you please talk
Some sense into these people?
Say, the little tyke
Is pretty cute.
Hey! He smiled at me.
Ohh!
[ Laughing ]
Uh, numbuh 5...
Numbuh 3 and I
Were wondering if you...
- If you'd - be bradley's godmother?
Why, numbuh 5
Would be hon...
Enough!
We have an important mission
With lots of preparation
That needs to be done.
Those kids are depending
On us to rescue them.
And as the kids next door,
We will do just that...
Tonight.
- That's awfully - short notice.
- How are we gonna - find a babysitter...
Tonight!
Numbuh 1: final call for
"operation: camp."
let's move out!
What's taking them so long?
Uhhh!
Just put it over there.
Okay. Uhh.
There you go,
Snookums.
Can you help strap him
Into the seat?
Sure.
This thing
Goes here, right?
No, no. Over here.
What?! Then where
Does this buckle go?
Around the other side!
Wait.
Will you guys... Hey!
What are you bringing him for?
We are going on a mission.
Well, I'd love to just go on
Missions whenever I wanted,
But I've got other
Responsibilities now.
[ Sighs ]
Numbuh 2, just...
Just take off, please.
All right, all right,
We're goin' already.
- Did you bring - bradley's bottle, numbuh 2?
- I thought you - were gonna bring it.
Oh, so now I have
To do everything?!
- Are you saying - I don't do my fair share?
Oh, just drop it,
Will you, numbuh 2?
Uhh, I get no respect.
With everything I do...
"Do this, numbuh 2. Get that.
Bradley... Blanky."
Huh. One of these days.
There.
Is that everything?
Well, I don't know.
Is it?
- Numbuh 1: - can we get a move on?!
[ Baby crying ]
Now look what you did.
Oh, nice job, numbuh 1.
Okey-dokey-artichokey,
Campers.
Who made the
Most lanyards today? [ Laughs ]
Me.
Well,
To you, sweetie.
Congraty-latty-lations
And who's gonna make
The most tomorrow?
Me!
Me, me,
Me!
Me, me, me!
Steady!
Oohh. Ahh.
Can't you fly
This thing straight?
Okay, sorry. You try
Flying while feeding a baby
And see how easy it is.
Numbuh 2,
Get out of that chair.
I'm driving because
You are completely useless
- With that - stupid skunk around.
[ Crying ]
Take that back
About bradley being stupid!
You hurt his feelings!
Hello! It's a skunk!
It doesn't
Have any feelings.
As far as I can tell,
The only thing it can do
Is be a total menace
To this mission!
[ Coughing ]
Uh-oh.
And who-hoo-hoo's gonna make
The most wallets tomorrow?
- Me! - Me!
Me!
That's the spirit!
Ahhhhhh!
[ Coughing ]
- Ohh... - Oohh!
- Uhhhh! - Uhhh!
Ooohh!
- Uhhhh! - Ahhhhh!
Uhh!
Get off me.
Huh?
[ Clears throat ]
Hello.
We are the kids next door,
And we're here to rescue you.
Why?
Um... Well...
Because you've been
Brainwashed by an evil counselor
Who plans to keep you
Here for all eternity.
Very good, numbuh 1.
You may have discovered
My evil plan to use child labor
To produce lanyards and wallets
At incredibly low prices,
But that doesn't mean
You'll be able to stop me.
Campers...
Aaa-dooos.
All: [ hypnotically ]
Yes, counselor.
Destroy the kids next door!
All:
Destroy kids next door.
[ All gasp ]
Well, look at the mess we're
In now thanks to your baby.
Well, none of this
Would have happened
- If you had been - nice to bradley.
All: destroy kids next door.
[ Crying ]
All: ewwww!
[ Crying ]
What happened?
Where am i?
I want a bath.
Bradley's spray
Stops the brain-zapping.
I don't believe it.
[ Growling ]
Ahhh!
[ Evil laughter ]
- Bradley! - Bradley!
- Ohhh? - Ahhh?
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Destroy.
Get your filthy hands
Off my friends.
- Ohhh?! - Ahhhhhhh!
Ahhh!
[ Gasps ] numbuh 1!
Waaaaa!
[ Evil laughter ]
Without
Your stinky little skunk,
You'll soon be
Making wallets for me.
[ Evil laughter ]
Let bradley go!
You're scaring him!
Oh, I'll let him go...
Straight into the lake.
[ Evil laughter ]
[ Roaring ]
W-w-who's there?
[ Both growling ]
Bradley's parents!
Bradley's parents!
Ahhhhhh!
[ All screaming ]
Huh?
What happened?
Owww, my head hurts.
Oh, and you stink, too.
My beautiful plan ruined!
And I would have gotten
Away with it, too,
If it hadn't been
For you meddling skunks!
Ewwww!
Oh, my eyes!
[ Crying ]
All right,
Yay! Bradley!
Yay!
Ohh! All destroyed!
[ Wails ]
[ Indistinct mumbling ]
Okay, I admit it.
I was wrong to yell at you,
And I apologize.
You saved us,
And you're a valued member
Of the kids next door.
So, in gratitude,
You are granted the title
Of honorary kids next door
Operative, numbuh 6.
Ooh.
[ Giggles ]
Waa.
Hmm,
Maybe numbuh 3's right.
You are kinda cute.
Aah!
Oh! Ah! How disgusting!
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Beeping continues ]
Announcer: you're watching
the kid-tacular kids channel!
coming up next...
"rainbow monkeys"...
- followed by - "rainbow monkey babies"...
followed by
"rainbow monkey teens"!
the kid-tacular kids channel...
soon to be beaming
original programming
by satellite around the world!
[ Indistinct chattering ]
[ All gasping ]
- G-g-good morning, - sir.
You're
Good morning.
Looking well.
Uh, good morning!
Great day for kids' tv, huh?
[ Elevator rings ]
Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh, no.
Oh, oh, dear!
[ Gasps ]
Um, i, uh, uh,
G-g-good morning.
Man: did last night's
Ratings come in?
Uh, well,
I-i don't know. Um, maybe.
What did you say?!
Did you just call me a baby?!
No, mr. B. I-i mea...
I am not a baby!
Well, no.
I-i mean, I only...
I just look young,
Understand?!
Yes, m-m...
Is that understood?!
[ Crying ]
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Hoo-hoo-hoo! - [ Wails ]
Get me another secretary.
- Oh, the people - they give me here.
Incompetent...
I just can't believe...
Ahem!
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
A bit cranky
This morning, are we?
- Hey, put - a sock in it, missy,
Or I'll fire you, too!
Now, what's the status
Of my broadcast satellite?
Is it in place?
No, sir.
It was shot down
After it reached orbit.
Again?!
That's the third one.
How can I take my glorious
Kid-tacular kids' channel
Worldwide without satellites?!
Ohh! Honestly.
[ Both gasping ]
Listen up. You launch
One more satellite,
And we'll be forced
To take more drastic measures
Than just sh**ting it down.
Yeah! Nobody messes
With our global satellite web.
Did you say
"Global satellite web"?
Check it out.
A talkin' baby.
I am not a baby.
I am a man! A man!
A man who wears diapers?
- Jump to conclusions, - why don't you!
Aah!
Oh, so cute!
- [ Baby voice ] - who's the funny baby?
Is it you?
Is it you?
Put... Me... Down.
Oh, silly baby.
[ Groans ]
Listen, could a baby
Create the kid-tacular channel,
The greatest kids' network
Of all time?
Blah!
For babies.
That station's
It is not for babies!
I have had it with you stu...
[ Slosh! ]
Ohh...
Now look what you've done...
You made me wet myself.
So... Who are you kids, anyway?
And why do you have
Your own satellite web?
- We are - the kids next door.
We protect kids from adults
And their oppressive ways.
Fighting for kids' rights, huh?
Empowering yourselves
And all that jazz.
Hmm, interesting angle.
You know, I like it.
I really like it!
There! All done.
You know what?
You kids should have
Your own television show.
You are perfect!
On your cruddy channel?
Forget it.
Hold on, numbuh 4.
What's in it for us?
My cameras and expertise...
And your satellite web...
We could spread
The kids next door's message
To the entire world.
And as leader of the team,
you could be a star.
I'll be able
To say whatever I want?
Yeah, sure, pretty much.
No stupid scripts?
Well, maybe
A cue card or two.
But you'll
Have complete control.
Hmmmmm... All right.
- You've - got a deal, baby.
Say, that's grea...
I-i-i am not...
Heh, ha ha ha.
Just sign here.
Are we hooked up to that
Satellite web yet?
Yes, sir, mr. B.
We're linked up, and
Our actors are in their places.
All right, kids,
Just like we rehearsed.
Action!
it's the "kids next door
fun time variety hour"!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ We're the kids next door
And this is our show ♪
♪ We know you're gonna love it,
So here we go ♪
I'm numbuh 1.
Let's have some fun?!
I'm numbuh 2. We've got
Some cool things to do?
I'm numbuh 3!
Will you play with me?
I'm numbuh 4.
A-a-and I can't take this
Anymore!
I can't believe
We're doing this.
Look at us.
We're cruddy capes!
Is this our message?
Mr. B, this isn't exactly
What I had in mind.
Nonsense.
You kids were fantastic.
I had chills!
Very empowering.
And you, my boy...
Such fire, such anger.
The girls
Are gonna love ya.
Especially with your cool
Kid-tacular technology weapons.
[ Pop! ]
♪ Let's be friends
That's it!
I'm outta here!
Numbuh 4's right.
Singing and dancing's not what
The kids next door are about.
You're right, kid.
We'll skip the song for now.
Let's work on the fight.
In this first episode,
You're gonna battle
Homework-o-o-o...
The evil robot who tries to keep
Kids from doing their homework.
Ri-i-i-ight.
Uh, numbuh 5
Will be in her room.
Uh, yeah, I'll go help
Her, uh, find her room.
[ Laughs nervously ]
This is not working out
Like I thought.
Nonsense, nonsense!
Just remember...
We're goin' worldwide here...
Oh-oh-oh!
Action!
[ Clanking ]
I am homeworko.
I am homeworko!
Prepare to not do homework.
Ugh,
That is the last straw.
Hey, girl-kid!
Don't just stand there.
Read your lines.
"Oh, no, it's homeworko,
"The robot who doesn't want
Kids to do their homework,
"And he's about
To knock me out
With one
Of his terrifying claws."
- Well, that's - not very nice!
- A-a-aaah! - Hey! Whoa!
Ow!
Hey, that hurt...
Who-o-o-oa!
[ Evil laughter ]
Did you really think I was
Gonna give you your own show?
I was using you to get my hand
On that satellite web of yours.
I've secretly spent years
Developing a laser device
That will transform
People into babies!
And now
That I control your satellites,
I can link up my baby ray
And use it on the world!
No one will ever
Call me "baby" again.
And since I like you, kid,
I'm gonna give you the honor
Of being
My baby ray's first victim.
[ Evil laughter ]
[ Beeping ]
- Waaa-a-a-a! - Waaa-a-a-a!
- Waa-a-a-a! - Waa-a-a-a!
[ Screaming ]
Kids next door...
Ba... Aaahhh!
Save your breath, kid.
[ Muffled cries ]
[ Evil laughter ]
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
[ Evil laughter ]
[ Grunts ]
Wha...?
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Whoa!
[ Crash! ]
Now, as I was saying...
Battle stations!
[ All grunting ]
Aaaahhh!
[ Ding! ]
- Thanks - for saving my butt, guys.
Uh, are you all right?
I... I really
Blew it, didn't i?
Aah, save the mush,
Numbuh 1.
Yeah, how many
Had to save me?
Times have you
Did you say "baby"?
I am not a baby!
I have a mortgage.
I pay taxes.
I have three ex-wives!
Do babies have homes in europe?
- Awwww... - I think not!
Do babies...
The matter, baby?
What's
Huh?
[ Baby voice ]
Are you getting cranky-anky?
Now wait just a...
- You can't talk - that way to me.
Ohh, did the baby
Wet his nappy-wappy again?
Nobody calls me a baby.
Nobody, you hear?!
Ohh! He's such a cute baby,
Ga ga ga goo goo goo goo!
Ohh, I think
The baby's crying.
I... I am not.
I just got
Somethin' in my eye.
Po-o-o-or baby-y-y.
I... Am... Not... A... Baby!
You are now.
Ah... What...
Aaaaahhhh!
Ohhhh...
[ Murmurs ]
Waa! Waa! Waa-a-a-a!
- Huh. So now - he's a real baby.
Weird.
You'd think the ray
- Would turn him into an egg - or something.
He looks different
Without the cigar.
- Cigar?! - Yeah.
So now what are
We gonna do with a baby?
I say we give
Him a good spankin'.
Can we keep it?
Can we keep it?
Man: ahem.
We can take things
From here.
Waa! Waa!
Goo goo?
Maybe this time we'll
Be able to raise our son
- To be a little nicer - to people.
- [ Baby voice ] - isn't that right, mr. B?
Goo goo goo goo.
[ Coos ]
An age-changing device.
What kind of nut
Would use such a thing?
[ All murmuring ]
[ Evil laughter ]
[ Beeping ]
[ Beeping ]
[ Beeping continues ]
Hmm....
I don't know, numbuh 1.
Looks like they havin' fun.
Never be fooled
By appearances, numbuh 5.
Mm-hmm.
Ooooh.
♪ La di da di
Da da-da da-da ♪
- No reading on an energy grid - yet, numbuh 1.
- But there are - a bunch of kids at the camp.
There's a group of them
Making wallets.
Pretty nice ones, too.
- Ooh, with coin purses - on the side.
- ♪ Flowers - la la-la la-la ♪
♪ La la-la la-la
[ Sniffing ]
Who's there?
[ Gasps ]
Numbuh 2, look!
I'm workin' here,
Numbuh 3.
But I found something!
I said I'm busy.
Puh-lease!
- Please! Please! - Please! Please! Please!
[ Groans ] all right.
Yaaaay!
Over here!
Well, what is it?
Huh?! Hey!
It's a baby!
[ Baby crying ]
Uh-oh.
Cootchie-cootchie-coo.
Hello?
Anybody lose a baby?
Numbuh 2, numbuh 3...
Return to headquarters
Immediately.
[ Baby crying ]
Come on, numbuh 1.
We staked out
That entire camp.
And numbuh 5 thinks
Those kids was diggin' it.
That camp is obviously
Run by an insidious counselor
Bent on keeping kids there
Against their will.
I feel confident that
Numbuh 2's report will prove it.
So where
Is numbuh 2 anyway?
Yeah, and
Where's numbuh 3?
A very good question.
[ Feedback ]
Hello-o-o-o?
Numbuh 2 and numbuh 3!
Perhaps you'd like
To join the debriefing.
We're wa-a-a-a-iting.
Shhhhh!
What?!
Quiet!
You'll wake bradley.
Bradley?
Quiet!
Who's bradley?
Numbuh 3: now look
What you've done!
You woke up bradley!
Who is bradley?
And what
Is that stink?
That's bradley.
All: who the heck
Is bradley?!
This is bradley.
Numbah 1: a baby skunk?
Our landing pod must have
Knocked him out of his den
- When we were scouting - out the enemy camp.
We couldn't find
His parents, so...
Together:
We're his new parents.
- Will you two - quit fooling around?
We don't have time for babies.
There's a camp full
Of innocent kids out there
That are depending on the kids
Next door to save them.
Well, it'll have to wait
Until after bradley's lunch.
- Oh, and then - he's got his bath.
And if he doesn't
Get his afternoon nap, ohh!
Numbuh 4, can you please talk
Some sense into these people?
Say, the little tyke
Is pretty cute.
Hey! He smiled at me.
Ohh!
[ Laughing ]
Uh, numbuh 5...
Numbuh 3 and I
Were wondering if you...
- If you'd - be bradley's godmother?
Why, numbuh 5
Would be hon...
Enough!
We have an important mission
With lots of preparation
That needs to be done.
Those kids are depending
On us to rescue them.
And as the kids next door,
We will do just that...
Tonight.
- That's awfully - short notice.
- How are we gonna - find a babysitter...
Tonight!
Numbuh 1: final call for
"operation: camp."
let's move out!
What's taking them so long?
Uhhh!
Just put it over there.
Okay. Uhh.
There you go,
Snookums.
Can you help strap him
Into the seat?
Sure.
This thing
Goes here, right?
No, no. Over here.
What?! Then where
Does this buckle go?
Around the other side!
Wait.
Will you guys... Hey!
What are you bringing him for?
We are going on a mission.
Well, I'd love to just go on
Missions whenever I wanted,
But I've got other
Responsibilities now.
[ Sighs ]
Numbuh 2, just...
Just take off, please.
All right, all right,
We're goin' already.
- Did you bring - bradley's bottle, numbuh 2?
- I thought you - were gonna bring it.
Oh, so now I have
To do everything?!
- Are you saying - I don't do my fair share?
Oh, just drop it,
Will you, numbuh 2?
Uhh, I get no respect.
With everything I do...
"Do this, numbuh 2. Get that.
Bradley... Blanky."
Huh. One of these days.
There.
Is that everything?
Well, I don't know.
Is it?
- Numbuh 1: - can we get a move on?!
[ Baby crying ]
Now look what you did.
Oh, nice job, numbuh 1.
Okey-dokey-artichokey,
Campers.
Who made the
Most lanyards today? [ Laughs ]
Me.
Well,
To you, sweetie.
Congraty-latty-lations
And who's gonna make
The most tomorrow?
Me!
Me, me,
Me!
Me, me, me!
Steady!
Oohh. Ahh.
Can't you fly
This thing straight?
Okay, sorry. You try
Flying while feeding a baby
And see how easy it is.
Numbuh 2,
Get out of that chair.
I'm driving because
You are completely useless
- With that - stupid skunk around.
[ Crying ]
Take that back
About bradley being stupid!
You hurt his feelings!
Hello! It's a skunk!
It doesn't
Have any feelings.
As far as I can tell,
The only thing it can do
Is be a total menace
To this mission!
[ Coughing ]
Uh-oh.
And who-hoo-hoo's gonna make
The most wallets tomorrow?
- Me! - Me!
Me!
That's the spirit!
Ahhhhhh!
[ Coughing ]
- Ohh... - Oohh!
- Uhhhh! - Uhhh!
Ooohh!
- Uhhhh! - Ahhhhh!
Uhh!
Get off me.
Huh?
[ Clears throat ]
Hello.
We are the kids next door,
And we're here to rescue you.
Why?
Um... Well...
Because you've been
Brainwashed by an evil counselor
Who plans to keep you
Here for all eternity.
Very good, numbuh 1.
You may have discovered
My evil plan to use child labor
To produce lanyards and wallets
At incredibly low prices,
But that doesn't mean
You'll be able to stop me.
Campers...
Aaa-dooos.
All: [ hypnotically ]
Yes, counselor.
Destroy the kids next door!
All:
Destroy kids next door.
[ All gasp ]
Well, look at the mess we're
In now thanks to your baby.
Well, none of this
Would have happened
- If you had been - nice to bradley.
All: destroy kids next door.
[ Crying ]
All: ewwww!
[ Crying ]
What happened?
Where am i?
I want a bath.
Bradley's spray
Stops the brain-zapping.
I don't believe it.
[ Growling ]
Ahhh!
[ Evil laughter ]
- Bradley! - Bradley!
- Ohhh? - Ahhh?
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Destroy.
Get your filthy hands
Off my friends.
- Ohhh?! - Ahhhhhhh!
Ahhh!
[ Gasps ] numbuh 1!
Waaaaa!
[ Evil laughter ]
Without
Your stinky little skunk,
You'll soon be
Making wallets for me.
[ Evil laughter ]
Let bradley go!
You're scaring him!
Oh, I'll let him go...
Straight into the lake.
[ Evil laughter ]
[ Roaring ]
W-w-who's there?
[ Both growling ]
Bradley's parents!
Bradley's parents!
Ahhhhhh!
[ All screaming ]
Huh?
What happened?
Owww, my head hurts.
Oh, and you stink, too.
My beautiful plan ruined!
And I would have gotten
Away with it, too,
If it hadn't been
For you meddling skunks!
Ewwww!
Oh, my eyes!
[ Crying ]
All right,
Yay! Bradley!
Yay!
Ohh! All destroyed!
[ Wails ]
[ Indistinct mumbling ]
Okay, I admit it.
I was wrong to yell at you,
And I apologize.
You saved us,
And you're a valued member
Of the kids next door.
So, in gratitude,
You are granted the title
Of honorary kids next door
Operative, numbuh 6.
Ooh.
[ Giggles ]
Waa.
Hmm,
Maybe numbuh 3's right.
You are kinda cute.
Aah!
Oh! Ah! How disgusting!
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door