01x06 - Graffiti
Posted: 04/08/24 11:02
hey punky what the hell you doing I'm
regular him run
hi oh oh that was insane I'm all hyper
dizzy adrenaline like dr*gs but legal I
like it ah that was nothing
once I got dared to tag a bus during the
day while I was moving
I could take the dirt sleep on that one
yeah yeah I almost got arrested once dan
five-o don't they have better things to
do than hassle us you said it man really
oh come on
let me go again watch watch - man there
you go oh my god with your heart
so where's your sidekick Mecca she like
blew me off for some guy who doesn't
even know she exists damn Matt still a
no-show what's this problem I just hope
he gets here before anyone I know walks
by and thinks for like together or
something hey would you be so upset if
someone thought you and Mac were hooking
up yeah of course good but not petrified
not my fault the trash can move don't
sweat it Shaka
uh you okay you're not yelling at me for
hanging out here you're not even to tell
me I piss off the neighbors yeah do what
you want hang out piss on the neighbors
if you want I really don't care I now
know what it feels like to be on the
other side of trouble oh yeah was that
my pain-in-the-ass older brother or some
kind of POD person sorry I'm late we've
been to an art critic of the bat we've
been waiting on your ass for like 45
minutes please we've only been here like
five it took us forever to get downtown
there's this fire on the four five six
man the trees are like all laid up
between stations laid up yeah I heard
some worker saying yo either all night
sorry I can't go with you guys then huh
look I have to go paint oh I can do some
really dope pieces for the whole line
laid up like this they'll never have
time to clean up a b*mb train they'll go
right into service oh my god that's so
illegal
can I come forget a body he doesn't even
let me go with him to paint I do kind of
prefer to go in alone come on
wouldn't you rather spend the night
above ground and underneath ah
please just this once I could use a
lookout I guess it's okay uh two
lookouts you can carry the paint shut up
Jen I'm not gonna turn into some
lifeless shell of a man there's still
hope for me I mean I want the rush of
being young and stupid we're not going
bowling tonight we're gonna do something
cool risky crazy Alex stop eating up the
tape Leia I thought no one was home I'm
screening I don't want to talk to this
guy I have to break up with but I'm
waiting for this other guy to call plus
I have a date tonight and you're
clogging the line well where's Jen is
she there no she should be back any
minute
I'm coming over I'll just sit around and
wait for her okay
whatever didn't you say something about
wanting to do something crazy yeah I do
but not alone I think I'm going through
a midlife crisis or something yeah you
have to be old and bald and have a lot
of money and a wife and stuff like most
of the guys I date I just feel like I've
wasted my youth on stupid crap I totally
know what you mean like it took me into
80s really take advantage of the fact
that I was cute what a waste
I've had boob since the sixth grade so
when did you say Jen is coming back so
okay any of the transit cops POTUS was
screwed you know what I heard about
those cats I heard they have this
blacked-out flat
Trinette turns into a big fight train at
night it's like bloodsport the strongest
workers fight each other's I'm kind of
like heavyweight deathmatch you're a
suck-ass liar if they're so ferocious
then how come so many people are allowed
to live in the subways cuz you know
there's like 5,000 people down here with
us there are like whole communities and
mold pieces of mayors and everything
come on mole people yeah and farther
down there are people totally detached
from reality
we're like reading for the apocalypse
when everyone will have to go
underground to survive and they'll be
ready because they have all this mac and
cheese and crap it's true man
I know one guy you saw an electric eel
down here said it was a side of a small
tree really what's this you believe him
and not me come on
eels my ass oh whoa I should be really
the transit cops could easily catch that
on their boards there you go getting all
serious again what is your problem to me
oh by the way did I mention the third
rail yet touch it and the Volt's fries
you like I don't know about the third
rail is that the third rail from the
platform or the third rail from the wall
could you do me oh you know I would
never wait around like this for someone
I was
Jen and I are not we're just friends
right and no I care that your girlfriend
never tries to look nice for you
she doesn't even wear lipstick she's not
my girlfriend
but what I really want to know how come
you guys don't do it here you can you
know I don't mind I think this will look
better without the bra don't you Oh
ah-6 trained and not a moment too soon
I swear fruity if we get busted cuz you
tripped the circuit it's okay I've got
enough fake IDs for all of us some man
you scared me half to death
what's up - dude your spider senses must
be slipping man I've been watching you
for like ten minutes
Hey I guess my mind's on painting you
know what the fire and all I understand
we're the guests some people yo man I
just heard folks talking about that
water tower piece you painted last month
what piece I saw kids taking flicks of
it last week you're like a hero bro so
me even saying that you're dead really
cool yeah man
people sweat anyway take care
sub - you guys got stupid name madman
you never told me about any water tower
are there any other secrets you're
keeping from me
put down the paint and step away from
the Train
trying to get us k*lled
come on
before that train clears
are we lost or what we're not lost I
just don't know where we are
tell you what why do we call it a night
get out of this hole and hit my pad for
a few rounds of Tekken hey maybe I
missed out on the stole trains but I'm
gonna paint tonight besides we can't go
back now
the trains the guys are there how do I
know you're not secretly a serial k*ller
leading us to a dark corner
you're gonna sacrifice us to your new
best friend sub birdie are you gonna let
a girl want to go farther than you know
there's some weird sewer goo in here I
don't know about this come on man
there's a light at the end of the tunnel
yeah well you know it's gonna be at that
light at the end of the tunnel another
tunnel
that's what look another tunnel hello
it's like juvie Center lighting in here
wow this could be the unfinished P line
I've heard about it was abandoned like
50 years ago but they still keep it lit
up and clean well mostly
why would anyone maintain some tube to
nowhere well there are theories really
yeah it's where the city trains its
super secret hunter-k*ller robots or
it's for weird experiments on people
they swipe off the streets or it's for
moving massive
Wow how 101 back in the day all the
old-school artists used to paint here I
thought it was just a minute
it's like some kind of exclusive club
without the drink tickets damn love to
tag an appeal on come on there ain't no
way I'm getting my new sneakers wet so
you could catch a tag on some fellas
pissing wolves not a pissing wall just
return you're in a hot tub and if some
stuff floats by make-believe its bubbles
now I'm definitely not going in
suit yourself but I swear if my balls
get chomped on by some mutant eel or
Overlord brain I'm gonna whoop your boat
with all my remaining limbs oh this
isn't working either yeah yeah I think
the other outfit was better
but Laird you should get some shades
some guys watching you from across the
street
yes oh he's always doing that I think
he's kind of cute and he sees a cab home
from work sometimes three times a week
so he's got a good job come over you
just invited him over are you crazy
and he's a stalker the stalker with a
good job he could k*ll us or hire
someone to do it for him hey you said
you wanted adventure yeah but not like
I'm gonna die adventure I mean I just
wanted a little stealing a candy bar
from the deli adventure here now do you
feel better get it over with already
I find the right spot being it only all
guys were like you
let's check this up oh damn these are
like prehistoric 1983 Oh check this one
out what it just looks like a bunch of
Smurfs oh god this is unbelievable is
all the original master and school
bilbo 125 look Krinsky 116 those guys
painted just for the love of it didn't
care if anyone would ever see it wow
this is like a Hall of Fame
what can't get it up
uh-uh my tag with all the Masters of the
Universe I'm just not at that level yet
I mean I've never even been to jail and
someone called you a hero you're just a
regular sucker like the rest of us hey
speak for yourself
well yeah I think I've had enough
excitement for one day I'm gonna go home
now Oh Jen hello hello
that's not Jen and it's if you're gonna
hang out could you wait in my room I
don't wanted to know there's another guy
in here even if it is just you well and
I would feel that if I left in your head
wound up in the shoe box so I'll be in
the next room listening I mean listening
for trouble in case you're in trouble hi
there hi so this is what my apartment
looks like from the inside and echo you
know well like this is whole movement of
people in Germany now to copy his style
excuse me people are we just gonna stand
here all night look at these damn
pictures you know this farm animals out
there with no balls having more fun than
I am right now you're so vulgar God why
can't you just admit that your best
friend is cool and he does pull things
nobody begged you to come here in the
first place man what's the big deal
anyway it's just a bunch of scribbles I
could do just as good
stand back junior watch the master do
his wild stuff
hey man don't be stupid you ass this is
why I never bring with me this is why I
didn't tell you about that mural because
I knew you'd be jealous and you'd act
like that hey I'm not jealous you screw
up the short like you let the transit
cops to us and like you're screwing up
right now you're going crazy man getting
all up in my face with your rules and
regulation Oh yo chill you sir worse
than a couple of girls man this is why I
go in alone
hey man chill up he didn't need it I
said this is why I go in alone
who needs him anyway man we're doing
Gorman Oh Snickers where the hell are we
oh I'm cold
don't touch me man he's so caught up on
some Vincent van Picasso Monet crap
inside of this on top of that on that
he's been this scene with your attitude
wouldn't oh that sewers line was like
everywhere in there are you sure we
shouldn't just go back and find Matt no
way we're taking the slime FUS and what
kind of best friend this is a person
like this
it's worse than the time he abandoned me
on the side of the highway we borrowed a
friend's car to go to Philly this one
weekend and in the middle of nowhere 995
Matt pulls over I got a pain I got a
pain now he just jumped out of the car
and dash with his wreck the plane took
the keys with them and all just left me
in the sea of cows god I am so sick of
hearing you talk about Matt what are you
like in love with him or something don't
be saying stuff like that rooty uh-huh
hey that's not funny
he's outside draw a real date yes Alex
why didn't you tell me this would happen
who's he the next guy in line no I'm
kidding
I'm a friend of the roommates oh so
you're doing the roommate I am NOT doing
the roommate she's just a friend okay
good you two stay in here until I leave
and keep totally quiet the kinky stuff
is in the middle one Shh
what's that nothing
Shh wow it's like a tiger's heaven all
these trains just laid out come on
you've gotta go get Matt and bring him
here
uh-uh he gets nothing from me birdie
this is like his dream friend traders
don't have dreams they have nasty little
fantasies while they're waiting
then I'm gonna get it myself uh-uh no
way I saw it first
screen finally sight in the perfect spot
the damn zip is stuck guess what we
found it from the train yard partner
there's dozens of them just sitting
there you're not messing with me
nope well let's hit it but you gotta
know I'm not telling you about this cuz
I forgive you for this scene yeah that's
okay
and I didn't diss you because I was
feeling left out or anything you
deserved it I know as long as you know
why are you guys pushing each other
we're not and then the value of my
portfolio increased 5% so you see future
speculation can be really cool so you
wanna check out the middle drawer hey
lair what was that
who's talking oh how could they find us
all the way down here Oh
first a power switch and now the goop I
told you we shouldn't go the way with
the sludge ah that's so wrong
oh hey forget him
get the others I can't believe he just
ran oh let go please don't do anything
stupid kid damn I'm gonna k*ll fruit I
really hope there is a giant eel and I
really hope he gets him
what's with you so long huh you suck man
I haven't felt so betrayed since the
time you took the car and left me
stranded on i-95 settle down man I ran
and flipped one of the power switch
things I tripped over remember that was
when you told me I screwed up for the
first time
nice yeah right it's probably just a
coincidence
a coincidence that happened at the exact
same time in the exact same tunnel
please
it could have been a friendly
neighborhood mole present look at that
we're in Queens across the entire East
River how is crazy we don't even have to
make a book good story to go back with
no even though I didn't get to tag Jack
I still had fun yeah well if it wasn't
for me you wouldn't even have had the
chance to paint those trains excuse me
okay but who saved your asses from those
flubber carcasses that's right
who's the hero now what is going on here
I'm not getting any I swear what about
him
are you dating him too uh I would say
dating is too strong were you telling me
the truth it's the truth really I mean
look at him
Leia look I know you'd rather chew off
your arm that have a relationship
conversation with me but we got to talk
Leia pick up the phone or don't fine
Oh what I figured you were cheating on
someone with me but going behind two
guys backs that's just too much you are
dating with the one on the phone also
michaelia this place yeah craziness my
pc my country only man
more than one man hey you know what's
going on yes
oh yeah don't even look at me Q sorry
I'm late
now I've been waiting for you I was all
set to do something risky and exciting I
would have been home sooner but the damn
train from Queens got shut down by a
power outage so what do you want to do
now I'm exhausted and I want to go to
bed ooh
with or without a night-night hey I've
had enough of crazy your roommate is in
there with two guys and the third ones
on the phone and they're all fighting
really it's a hot bed in that I would
avoid your place if I were you in no way
this is what I live for
damn I can't believe we made it through
that one yeah now what time is it
Hoffman oh man yeah why not
my night is gone ah get my sneakers what
I the GU got how was your name man
turn out like you wanted haha was it
saved there was cheating and nudity
fights lipstick stains imprisonment in
the bedroom ah how about you guys um we
had a pretty mellow night nothing
special
yep just hanging out he should have come
with me you really missed out boy Alec's
making up stuff just to impress us
what was that why didn't you tell him
that I saved you all like chemo you must
the man who's the hero yes yes what has
really yeah your eyes
give it up Mia give me the receipt exude
started like you the respect that you
open which you should not touch it
presses come on give it up perform it
little man doing say your sorry asses
you
regular him run
hi oh oh that was insane I'm all hyper
dizzy adrenaline like dr*gs but legal I
like it ah that was nothing
once I got dared to tag a bus during the
day while I was moving
I could take the dirt sleep on that one
yeah yeah I almost got arrested once dan
five-o don't they have better things to
do than hassle us you said it man really
oh come on
let me go again watch watch - man there
you go oh my god with your heart
so where's your sidekick Mecca she like
blew me off for some guy who doesn't
even know she exists damn Matt still a
no-show what's this problem I just hope
he gets here before anyone I know walks
by and thinks for like together or
something hey would you be so upset if
someone thought you and Mac were hooking
up yeah of course good but not petrified
not my fault the trash can move don't
sweat it Shaka
uh you okay you're not yelling at me for
hanging out here you're not even to tell
me I piss off the neighbors yeah do what
you want hang out piss on the neighbors
if you want I really don't care I now
know what it feels like to be on the
other side of trouble oh yeah was that
my pain-in-the-ass older brother or some
kind of POD person sorry I'm late we've
been to an art critic of the bat we've
been waiting on your ass for like 45
minutes please we've only been here like
five it took us forever to get downtown
there's this fire on the four five six
man the trees are like all laid up
between stations laid up yeah I heard
some worker saying yo either all night
sorry I can't go with you guys then huh
look I have to go paint oh I can do some
really dope pieces for the whole line
laid up like this they'll never have
time to clean up a b*mb train they'll go
right into service oh my god that's so
illegal
can I come forget a body he doesn't even
let me go with him to paint I do kind of
prefer to go in alone come on
wouldn't you rather spend the night
above ground and underneath ah
please just this once I could use a
lookout I guess it's okay uh two
lookouts you can carry the paint shut up
Jen I'm not gonna turn into some
lifeless shell of a man there's still
hope for me I mean I want the rush of
being young and stupid we're not going
bowling tonight we're gonna do something
cool risky crazy Alex stop eating up the
tape Leia I thought no one was home I'm
screening I don't want to talk to this
guy I have to break up with but I'm
waiting for this other guy to call plus
I have a date tonight and you're
clogging the line well where's Jen is
she there no she should be back any
minute
I'm coming over I'll just sit around and
wait for her okay
whatever didn't you say something about
wanting to do something crazy yeah I do
but not alone I think I'm going through
a midlife crisis or something yeah you
have to be old and bald and have a lot
of money and a wife and stuff like most
of the guys I date I just feel like I've
wasted my youth on stupid crap I totally
know what you mean like it took me into
80s really take advantage of the fact
that I was cute what a waste
I've had boob since the sixth grade so
when did you say Jen is coming back so
okay any of the transit cops POTUS was
screwed you know what I heard about
those cats I heard they have this
blacked-out flat
Trinette turns into a big fight train at
night it's like bloodsport the strongest
workers fight each other's I'm kind of
like heavyweight deathmatch you're a
suck-ass liar if they're so ferocious
then how come so many people are allowed
to live in the subways cuz you know
there's like 5,000 people down here with
us there are like whole communities and
mold pieces of mayors and everything
come on mole people yeah and farther
down there are people totally detached
from reality
we're like reading for the apocalypse
when everyone will have to go
underground to survive and they'll be
ready because they have all this mac and
cheese and crap it's true man
I know one guy you saw an electric eel
down here said it was a side of a small
tree really what's this you believe him
and not me come on
eels my ass oh whoa I should be really
the transit cops could easily catch that
on their boards there you go getting all
serious again what is your problem to me
oh by the way did I mention the third
rail yet touch it and the Volt's fries
you like I don't know about the third
rail is that the third rail from the
platform or the third rail from the wall
could you do me oh you know I would
never wait around like this for someone
I was
Jen and I are not we're just friends
right and no I care that your girlfriend
never tries to look nice for you
she doesn't even wear lipstick she's not
my girlfriend
but what I really want to know how come
you guys don't do it here you can you
know I don't mind I think this will look
better without the bra don't you Oh
ah-6 trained and not a moment too soon
I swear fruity if we get busted cuz you
tripped the circuit it's okay I've got
enough fake IDs for all of us some man
you scared me half to death
what's up - dude your spider senses must
be slipping man I've been watching you
for like ten minutes
Hey I guess my mind's on painting you
know what the fire and all I understand
we're the guests some people yo man I
just heard folks talking about that
water tower piece you painted last month
what piece I saw kids taking flicks of
it last week you're like a hero bro so
me even saying that you're dead really
cool yeah man
people sweat anyway take care
sub - you guys got stupid name madman
you never told me about any water tower
are there any other secrets you're
keeping from me
put down the paint and step away from
the Train
trying to get us k*lled
come on
before that train clears
are we lost or what we're not lost I
just don't know where we are
tell you what why do we call it a night
get out of this hole and hit my pad for
a few rounds of Tekken hey maybe I
missed out on the stole trains but I'm
gonna paint tonight besides we can't go
back now
the trains the guys are there how do I
know you're not secretly a serial k*ller
leading us to a dark corner
you're gonna sacrifice us to your new
best friend sub birdie are you gonna let
a girl want to go farther than you know
there's some weird sewer goo in here I
don't know about this come on man
there's a light at the end of the tunnel
yeah well you know it's gonna be at that
light at the end of the tunnel another
tunnel
that's what look another tunnel hello
it's like juvie Center lighting in here
wow this could be the unfinished P line
I've heard about it was abandoned like
50 years ago but they still keep it lit
up and clean well mostly
why would anyone maintain some tube to
nowhere well there are theories really
yeah it's where the city trains its
super secret hunter-k*ller robots or
it's for weird experiments on people
they swipe off the streets or it's for
moving massive
Wow how 101 back in the day all the
old-school artists used to paint here I
thought it was just a minute
it's like some kind of exclusive club
without the drink tickets damn love to
tag an appeal on come on there ain't no
way I'm getting my new sneakers wet so
you could catch a tag on some fellas
pissing wolves not a pissing wall just
return you're in a hot tub and if some
stuff floats by make-believe its bubbles
now I'm definitely not going in
suit yourself but I swear if my balls
get chomped on by some mutant eel or
Overlord brain I'm gonna whoop your boat
with all my remaining limbs oh this
isn't working either yeah yeah I think
the other outfit was better
but Laird you should get some shades
some guys watching you from across the
street
yes oh he's always doing that I think
he's kind of cute and he sees a cab home
from work sometimes three times a week
so he's got a good job come over you
just invited him over are you crazy
and he's a stalker the stalker with a
good job he could k*ll us or hire
someone to do it for him hey you said
you wanted adventure yeah but not like
I'm gonna die adventure I mean I just
wanted a little stealing a candy bar
from the deli adventure here now do you
feel better get it over with already
I find the right spot being it only all
guys were like you
let's check this up oh damn these are
like prehistoric 1983 Oh check this one
out what it just looks like a bunch of
Smurfs oh god this is unbelievable is
all the original master and school
bilbo 125 look Krinsky 116 those guys
painted just for the love of it didn't
care if anyone would ever see it wow
this is like a Hall of Fame
what can't get it up
uh-uh my tag with all the Masters of the
Universe I'm just not at that level yet
I mean I've never even been to jail and
someone called you a hero you're just a
regular sucker like the rest of us hey
speak for yourself
well yeah I think I've had enough
excitement for one day I'm gonna go home
now Oh Jen hello hello
that's not Jen and it's if you're gonna
hang out could you wait in my room I
don't wanted to know there's another guy
in here even if it is just you well and
I would feel that if I left in your head
wound up in the shoe box so I'll be in
the next room listening I mean listening
for trouble in case you're in trouble hi
there hi so this is what my apartment
looks like from the inside and echo you
know well like this is whole movement of
people in Germany now to copy his style
excuse me people are we just gonna stand
here all night look at these damn
pictures you know this farm animals out
there with no balls having more fun than
I am right now you're so vulgar God why
can't you just admit that your best
friend is cool and he does pull things
nobody begged you to come here in the
first place man what's the big deal
anyway it's just a bunch of scribbles I
could do just as good
stand back junior watch the master do
his wild stuff
hey man don't be stupid you ass this is
why I never bring with me this is why I
didn't tell you about that mural because
I knew you'd be jealous and you'd act
like that hey I'm not jealous you screw
up the short like you let the transit
cops to us and like you're screwing up
right now you're going crazy man getting
all up in my face with your rules and
regulation Oh yo chill you sir worse
than a couple of girls man this is why I
go in alone
hey man chill up he didn't need it I
said this is why I go in alone
who needs him anyway man we're doing
Gorman Oh Snickers where the hell are we
oh I'm cold
don't touch me man he's so caught up on
some Vincent van Picasso Monet crap
inside of this on top of that on that
he's been this scene with your attitude
wouldn't oh that sewers line was like
everywhere in there are you sure we
shouldn't just go back and find Matt no
way we're taking the slime FUS and what
kind of best friend this is a person
like this
it's worse than the time he abandoned me
on the side of the highway we borrowed a
friend's car to go to Philly this one
weekend and in the middle of nowhere 995
Matt pulls over I got a pain I got a
pain now he just jumped out of the car
and dash with his wreck the plane took
the keys with them and all just left me
in the sea of cows god I am so sick of
hearing you talk about Matt what are you
like in love with him or something don't
be saying stuff like that rooty uh-huh
hey that's not funny
he's outside draw a real date yes Alex
why didn't you tell me this would happen
who's he the next guy in line no I'm
kidding
I'm a friend of the roommates oh so
you're doing the roommate I am NOT doing
the roommate she's just a friend okay
good you two stay in here until I leave
and keep totally quiet the kinky stuff
is in the middle one Shh
what's that nothing
Shh wow it's like a tiger's heaven all
these trains just laid out come on
you've gotta go get Matt and bring him
here
uh-uh he gets nothing from me birdie
this is like his dream friend traders
don't have dreams they have nasty little
fantasies while they're waiting
then I'm gonna get it myself uh-uh no
way I saw it first
screen finally sight in the perfect spot
the damn zip is stuck guess what we
found it from the train yard partner
there's dozens of them just sitting
there you're not messing with me
nope well let's hit it but you gotta
know I'm not telling you about this cuz
I forgive you for this scene yeah that's
okay
and I didn't diss you because I was
feeling left out or anything you
deserved it I know as long as you know
why are you guys pushing each other
we're not and then the value of my
portfolio increased 5% so you see future
speculation can be really cool so you
wanna check out the middle drawer hey
lair what was that
who's talking oh how could they find us
all the way down here Oh
first a power switch and now the goop I
told you we shouldn't go the way with
the sludge ah that's so wrong
oh hey forget him
get the others I can't believe he just
ran oh let go please don't do anything
stupid kid damn I'm gonna k*ll fruit I
really hope there is a giant eel and I
really hope he gets him
what's with you so long huh you suck man
I haven't felt so betrayed since the
time you took the car and left me
stranded on i-95 settle down man I ran
and flipped one of the power switch
things I tripped over remember that was
when you told me I screwed up for the
first time
nice yeah right it's probably just a
coincidence
a coincidence that happened at the exact
same time in the exact same tunnel
please
it could have been a friendly
neighborhood mole present look at that
we're in Queens across the entire East
River how is crazy we don't even have to
make a book good story to go back with
no even though I didn't get to tag Jack
I still had fun yeah well if it wasn't
for me you wouldn't even have had the
chance to paint those trains excuse me
okay but who saved your asses from those
flubber carcasses that's right
who's the hero now what is going on here
I'm not getting any I swear what about
him
are you dating him too uh I would say
dating is too strong were you telling me
the truth it's the truth really I mean
look at him
Leia look I know you'd rather chew off
your arm that have a relationship
conversation with me but we got to talk
Leia pick up the phone or don't fine
Oh what I figured you were cheating on
someone with me but going behind two
guys backs that's just too much you are
dating with the one on the phone also
michaelia this place yeah craziness my
pc my country only man
more than one man hey you know what's
going on yes
oh yeah don't even look at me Q sorry
I'm late
now I've been waiting for you I was all
set to do something risky and exciting I
would have been home sooner but the damn
train from Queens got shut down by a
power outage so what do you want to do
now I'm exhausted and I want to go to
bed ooh
with or without a night-night hey I've
had enough of crazy your roommate is in
there with two guys and the third ones
on the phone and they're all fighting
really it's a hot bed in that I would
avoid your place if I were you in no way
this is what I live for
damn I can't believe we made it through
that one yeah now what time is it
Hoffman oh man yeah why not
my night is gone ah get my sneakers what
I the GU got how was your name man
turn out like you wanted haha was it
saved there was cheating and nudity
fights lipstick stains imprisonment in
the bedroom ah how about you guys um we
had a pretty mellow night nothing
special
yep just hanging out he should have come
with me you really missed out boy Alec's
making up stuff just to impress us
what was that why didn't you tell him
that I saved you all like chemo you must
the man who's the hero yes yes what has
really yeah your eyes
give it up Mia give me the receipt exude
started like you the respect that you
open which you should not touch it
presses come on give it up perform it
little man doing say your sorry asses
you