01x08 - Limo
Posted: 04/08/24 11:03
good
hey jen
huh
which one of these would you wear i mean
if you could fit into it
leia since when do you care about my
opinion well i figure whichever you like
i'll wear the other one i gotta look
classy me and gaylord are going to a
dinner party in the hamptons guess how
we're getting there
ox cart helicopter russell stimstar
march use styling well i have exciting
plans myself you know really yeah alex
and i are going to order both cheese and
blueberry blintzes at the kiev and rent
not one not two but three forgettable
comedies from kim's video i feel so
sorry for you no need i got that covered
but you have such a boring life and your
boyfriend is cheap he's not my boyfriend
you don't have to defend him leia alex
is just a friend he's kind of nerdy but
you're not exactly hot so i guess it
makes sense when will you get it through
your thick brainless but i still
wouldn't put up with the cheaper routine
you could probably get someone else
maybe an old guy okay i admit it i give
up uncle alex and i are going at it like
rabbits why just the other day we were
riding the elevator to the top of the
world trade center oh my god you did it
there too oh isn't it the best
we gotta meet chaka and mecca in
chinatown in 15 minutes man let me
change my sneakers and we'll be out yo
bro you got some messages on your
machine it's probably the girls i bet
you they're gonna be late
what though what is this
oh man that girl has got me all agitated
oh your ex-girlfriend you messed around
for a week man i don't know what you
call that i knew she was crazy when i
met her but i didn't think she would bog
out on me like this i remember she's the
one who got all mad when you wouldn't go
shopping with her right she won't listen
to no she keeps calling me showing up
all over the place here they're
everywhere
man where do you meet these freaks well
i always had this thinking that catholic
school girls are hot so i'm supposed to
be my class at this museum to look at
mummies and big-ass naked people you
know and i see this bunch of girls
sitting on a bench
shaking things
get over here this patty chick has like
a little nose big chest combo thing you
know i'm digging it so i suggest we go
for a walk
you know what i mean yeah and naturally
my manly charms went her over and i'm
thinking all right of course turns out
she's mean and super jealous she put a
last boy in the hospital it was worth it
for a while but then she gets all clingy
it's like get off from me woman
the one woman in the whole world you
don't want to get with wants to get with
you
damn not home
it's like my everything sucks theory
come to life yeah i hate people me too
i'm sorry you can't smoke in here i'm
gonna track fruity down and make him go
out with me and any girl who goes near
him better watch herself i'm totally
serious uh i gotta get back for doctrine
and scripture
when's your suspension up patty friday
listen my parents don't know anything
about it so don't mention that i hit
marie brennan with a field hockey stick
okay i said you can't smoke in here
so what's in the mood for tonight
i wouldn't mind renting happy gilmore
again
where are all these people going i guess
they have better things to do than
worship at the shrine of adam sandler
are you saying that i'm boring no but my
social options are limited by the fact
that you're the only person i can
stomach for more than 30 minutes at a
stretch and of course leia's got some
adventure planned jen you know you don't
want to live like white yeah the nail
polish fumes would probably k*ll me
but i could use a thrill or two i mean
you know how many times can a person
watch billy madison i think we're up to
48. it's not fair that all the [ __ ]
bimbos get all the money fun and sex
yeah but it is logical
the pressure is building damn it you
know
if i don't get some action soon
i am gonna blow
okay
oh i gotta hit the atm
my account balance is now zilch zip zero
i am a daredevil i am a wacky chick with
a lot of cash stop waving that around i
am gonna rent me a stretch limo of
hipmobile proper that is ridiculous
maybe i can't get some skeevy old sugar
daddy to buy me things but i can still
take matters into my own hands you can
come along if you want i think i have to
because the thought of you riding around
in a limo by yourself is the most
pathetic thing i've ever heard of
i think choco's finally warming up to me
yeah tonight could be the night ah give
it up you're lucky if she passes you the
duck sauce
who keeps beeping you yeah what are you
secretly a doctor or something
hey goat guess where i'm calling from go
oh i didn't i didn't mean to interrupt
you
don't be sorry be safe
bye
yes i'd like to order a pizza half
mushrooms half pepperoni corn our house
cinnamon
oh now that we've recreated all the limo
antics we've seen in bad 80s sitcoms
i thought we were doing other movies
deadly boy
how about the toast to friendship to fun
to the artistry of norman fell america's
most underrated light comic actor
who
he played mr roper on three's company oh
yeah he was good he was brilliant
oh man down that baby
wow
it's only been an hour
what should we do now i don't know
let's ask the driver
excuse me sir
don't bang on the power privacy panel oh
sorry
um i just want to ask um what do people
usually do when they rent a limo well
they go to a strip club or the airport
jfk and stefan
oh
man
so that's pretty soon girlfriend i'm
gonna [ __ ] slap that stuck up poser
she's gonna regret going anywhere near
my man
whoever thought of putting shag
carpeting inside a car the same guy who
installed the dimmer switch
where's the bubble machine
the smell of pleather a known
aphrodisiac
this kind of reminds me of prom night
you didn't go to the prom
oh yeah i must be flashing back to
someone else's happy adolescence no such
animal you said you wouldn't be caught
dead at the prom but dead don't bring
that up again are you ever gonna forgive
me hey we were both supposed to boycott
and go to rocky horror instead but what
could i do i didn't know that anyone
would actually ask me and rebecca
stiller of all people
how could he break up with me oh goody
and now he's going with marissa hey why
don't you ask alex to take you he has
the biggest crush on you that way if
stewart changes his mind at the prom and
ditches marissa you can dump alex you
don't like him anyway plus you'll make
stuart jealous
isn't that mean
well yeah well if it makes you feel any
better rebecca ignored me and followed
stuart otis around all night i had to
sit with all her jock friends staring at
me like i was from vulcan or something
and she wouldn't even dance with me oh
but she was wearing this clingy dress
with little sparkly things
oh yeah it had a low back
her hair was all piled up and it was
honey color or wheat or something and
well you know she really wasn't a bad
person oh no she was an angel today on
court tv
gee judge i guess i did k*ll the guy but
i have really long eyelashes and quirky
breasts
okay then let her go you have a real
thing about pretty girls don't you a
thing listen i'm just going through a
really dry spell right now and it's
getting to me okay a really
lengthy dry spell sorry sorry
if it's any consolation i know what you
mean
it's been a long time
yeah
a long time
uh let's check out the tic-tac-toe
chicken
big time excitement
poor thing he's stuck in a box and he's
lonely wasn't that you that just ate an
entire plate of general chose chicken uh
i'm gonna bust that heck ahead
he whipped your ass it's rigged that's
the only explanation stand aside loser
stop i'm still playing oh out of my way
move
oh man she must have hypnotized the damn
thing she's got some like powerful
barbarella chick energy going on so
you're fruity's new girlfriend huh who
says so i've seen you all over them now
you better stay away from my man if you
know what's good for you chicks fighting
over fruity oh dude i'm tripping on the
msg hey it's not my fault that i'm
handsome young and sly
and then i had to throw it out the damn
tube of contraceptive jelly expired
how depressing oh at least count don't
oh yes they do no
yes they do there's a little day printed
on the wrapper check it out
oh no yeah
oh
god
leah probably buys her birth control
supplies in bulk hello price club
all right jen admit it you'd like to be
more like leia but you just don't have
the guts i mean what's with the baggy
clothes i know you have a body hidden
under there somewhere oh thanks for
noticing as if i'm the one who has a
problem with the opposite sex you obsess
over like fantasy goth girls so you
don't have to deal with real women with
actual human flaws
hey did i ever show you my weird toe you
know
this is typical
i try to have a serious conversation and
all you can do is crack jokes i'm not
kidding i'll show you right here keep
your socks on mutant you have nothing to
complain about you're a girl you can get
laid anytime you want oh i can't stand
once i say that yeah sure i could if i
was entirely unchoosy and willing to
pick up a complete stranger in some
sleazy bar what's so bad they never get
anywhere with the guys i really want
yeah well
have you noticed the more you want
something the less likely it is you're
gonna get it
that's so deep have you been reading
those weird religious brochures again
i haven't had sex for so long i've
forgotten what it's like
i've heard stories from the big kids
check it out miss thinks she's all that
but isn't you leave fruity alone or i'm
gonna rearrange your snotty little
features you can't tell me what to do
you stupid
plaid girl
why don't you go back to our lady of the
perpetual pain in my ass
lord have mercy fruity
get over here don't start telling me
what to do woman
yeah he's my boyfriend and we're totally
in love and we don't care who knows what
are you gonna do about it damn that was
good what am i gonna do
i think you mean what are we gonna do
hey patty uh you don't really wanna be
messing up my handsome features
do you
thou shall not beat up on people and
whatnot come on
all right
hey guys wait up shaka we're in love
remember come on let's get out
why are you running from a bunch of
girls those chicks are mean
like my
where is this girl headed staten island
genius
hey
look
the boat's free
hold up
hey
hold it
oh
okay this is it i really want you to
emoji okay okay
yes
yes
i hear leia faking it through the wall
all the time i hope the driver enjoyed
that
maybe you should just tell her the truth
that i wouldn't touch fruity with a
giant pole in like a gazillion years i
am not gonna let that [ __ ] intimidate
me okay
come on let's hide down here but if
you're not intimidated american do you
want to get your face bashed in i
thought you were for love and peace and
crap come on
this is ridiculous hiding in the can get
a grip on your hormones man find
yourself a nice girl
nice girls are okay but nasty girls ah
well
you're always making like you're some
sort of player i'm not a one-woman man
yeah 99 of the time you're a no woman
man i don't get you i've seen so many
fine foxes give you the vibe at my
expense and you just sit there while i
do all the work it's like you don't care
whether you get with them or not that's
the secret b what's the secret you gotta
be able to do without you know what i'm
saying see how it worked with patty
they come running when you act like you
don't want them oh i got you i just have
to learn to not want a better class of
females was that some kind of insult
patty must really love fruity to chase
him around like that
it's called stalking mecca too bad for
her that freddie has a crush on you yeah
well that explains the constant groping
all the time no one's chasing me
i'm so bummed mecca you gotta wait until
like you meet someone who really really
really really really likes you
but what if that never happens
let's just say i don't hook up with
anyone ever and then i'd be one of those
ladies online at the supermarket with
cat food and 20 yogurts my friends will
all move to the suburbs with their kids
and husbands and bird feeders and
basements and addicts
i live all alone except for the cats in
a studio apartment with doilies on
everything and wear hair nets and ugly
shoes and i die of like yogurt poisoning
they won't find me for weeks until they
smell that dead person smell which is so
disgusting mecca you're not supposed to
think like that
at least until you're like 25. what was
that
upper deck now
cafe you go for hair i'll go for eyes
damn i wish i didn't bite my nails
uh this might be a bad idea the best
friend's fooling around idea yeah could
ruin everything a definite possibility
and that would be bad huh yeah and not
bad in a good way
i mean can you imagine if i called you
one day and you're all like i was gonna
call you but you called me first and i'm
thinking was he really gonna call me or
was he just saying he was to cover up
the fact that he wasn't gonna call me at
all you know that would be so lame
yeah so it's probably not worth it nah
even though i'm sure you're a really
good kisser alex
now that we've decided not to continue
please refrain from torturing me okay
sorry
what are those arms or toothpicks i'd
rather be skinny than a butched out nun
like you yeah well how would you like it
if i drowned you in the damn hudson
actually uh that's the east river come
on you want some of this
maybe i do matt i can handle this myself
you're going down
that's my woman you tell her i can't
wait till we get home baby get it on
you're going to please your man wear one
of those little office you know those
nice little lingerie outfits you got
you're going to butter my corn we're
gonna steam it up salty hold up all
right hold up hold up hold up
there's no way i'm gonna get beat up for
you
you pig shaka honey
he's not my boyfriend i was lying he's
just a friend
not even you should be happy you got rid
of his scheming ass
yeah you're probably right but most guys
don't even stay with me for the sex can
you believe it i scare them off that's
still no reason to put up with this crap
you gotta build up your self-esteem girl
yeah wait for someone who really really
really really really likes you
maybe
i'll try to stop bullying guys and
they're going out with me
that'll make you happy right
fruity rudy you know something plaid
makes me tingly i hear you look pretty
good naked oh fruity how could you i'm
gonna k*ll you
it's your dead meat katherine marie
you know we both deserve to meet someone
great damn straight we'll just have to
be patient
which sucks well yeah
maybe i'll refrain from openly mocking
my dates in the future a step in the
right direction and you my friend need
to obsess over a wider range of
inaccessible females i'll do my best
sorry to interrupt but your time you
know we weren't really fooling around
back here it was a joke hey i'm cool i'm
cool i've seen it all i'm telling you
one time this guy gets in with these two
hookers leopard skin hot pants the works
keeps the power privacy panel open
another damn exhibitionist right when
things are cooking up he stops gets down
on his knees and starts praying for
salvation he's like pray with me girls
and they go well you still got to pay by
the hour so they praying with them all
hooping and hollering we're sinners
we're sinners he's like forgive me and
crying and crap i guess it made him feel
better because he paid him dropped him
off and went home
alone
nice apartment building riverside drive
yeah went home alone
sometimes that's the smart thing to do
you know sex makes people do some really
weird things
well i think i'll just go home and make
myself happy so to speak good idea
your hands are clammy is that a come on
leave now i'll be thinking about you
you know sex makes people do some really
weird things
i wonder where fruity ended up i hear
staten island is really big
it goes on and on and on and on and on
damn we have to sit here for almost an
hour
you want to make out
sure
hmm
hey jen
huh
which one of these would you wear i mean
if you could fit into it
leia since when do you care about my
opinion well i figure whichever you like
i'll wear the other one i gotta look
classy me and gaylord are going to a
dinner party in the hamptons guess how
we're getting there
ox cart helicopter russell stimstar
march use styling well i have exciting
plans myself you know really yeah alex
and i are going to order both cheese and
blueberry blintzes at the kiev and rent
not one not two but three forgettable
comedies from kim's video i feel so
sorry for you no need i got that covered
but you have such a boring life and your
boyfriend is cheap he's not my boyfriend
you don't have to defend him leia alex
is just a friend he's kind of nerdy but
you're not exactly hot so i guess it
makes sense when will you get it through
your thick brainless but i still
wouldn't put up with the cheaper routine
you could probably get someone else
maybe an old guy okay i admit it i give
up uncle alex and i are going at it like
rabbits why just the other day we were
riding the elevator to the top of the
world trade center oh my god you did it
there too oh isn't it the best
we gotta meet chaka and mecca in
chinatown in 15 minutes man let me
change my sneakers and we'll be out yo
bro you got some messages on your
machine it's probably the girls i bet
you they're gonna be late
what though what is this
oh man that girl has got me all agitated
oh your ex-girlfriend you messed around
for a week man i don't know what you
call that i knew she was crazy when i
met her but i didn't think she would bog
out on me like this i remember she's the
one who got all mad when you wouldn't go
shopping with her right she won't listen
to no she keeps calling me showing up
all over the place here they're
everywhere
man where do you meet these freaks well
i always had this thinking that catholic
school girls are hot so i'm supposed to
be my class at this museum to look at
mummies and big-ass naked people you
know and i see this bunch of girls
sitting on a bench
shaking things
get over here this patty chick has like
a little nose big chest combo thing you
know i'm digging it so i suggest we go
for a walk
you know what i mean yeah and naturally
my manly charms went her over and i'm
thinking all right of course turns out
she's mean and super jealous she put a
last boy in the hospital it was worth it
for a while but then she gets all clingy
it's like get off from me woman
the one woman in the whole world you
don't want to get with wants to get with
you
damn not home
it's like my everything sucks theory
come to life yeah i hate people me too
i'm sorry you can't smoke in here i'm
gonna track fruity down and make him go
out with me and any girl who goes near
him better watch herself i'm totally
serious uh i gotta get back for doctrine
and scripture
when's your suspension up patty friday
listen my parents don't know anything
about it so don't mention that i hit
marie brennan with a field hockey stick
okay i said you can't smoke in here
so what's in the mood for tonight
i wouldn't mind renting happy gilmore
again
where are all these people going i guess
they have better things to do than
worship at the shrine of adam sandler
are you saying that i'm boring no but my
social options are limited by the fact
that you're the only person i can
stomach for more than 30 minutes at a
stretch and of course leia's got some
adventure planned jen you know you don't
want to live like white yeah the nail
polish fumes would probably k*ll me
but i could use a thrill or two i mean
you know how many times can a person
watch billy madison i think we're up to
48. it's not fair that all the [ __ ]
bimbos get all the money fun and sex
yeah but it is logical
the pressure is building damn it you
know
if i don't get some action soon
i am gonna blow
okay
oh i gotta hit the atm
my account balance is now zilch zip zero
i am a daredevil i am a wacky chick with
a lot of cash stop waving that around i
am gonna rent me a stretch limo of
hipmobile proper that is ridiculous
maybe i can't get some skeevy old sugar
daddy to buy me things but i can still
take matters into my own hands you can
come along if you want i think i have to
because the thought of you riding around
in a limo by yourself is the most
pathetic thing i've ever heard of
i think choco's finally warming up to me
yeah tonight could be the night ah give
it up you're lucky if she passes you the
duck sauce
who keeps beeping you yeah what are you
secretly a doctor or something
hey goat guess where i'm calling from go
oh i didn't i didn't mean to interrupt
you
don't be sorry be safe
bye
yes i'd like to order a pizza half
mushrooms half pepperoni corn our house
cinnamon
oh now that we've recreated all the limo
antics we've seen in bad 80s sitcoms
i thought we were doing other movies
deadly boy
how about the toast to friendship to fun
to the artistry of norman fell america's
most underrated light comic actor
who
he played mr roper on three's company oh
yeah he was good he was brilliant
oh man down that baby
wow
it's only been an hour
what should we do now i don't know
let's ask the driver
excuse me sir
don't bang on the power privacy panel oh
sorry
um i just want to ask um what do people
usually do when they rent a limo well
they go to a strip club or the airport
jfk and stefan
oh
man
so that's pretty soon girlfriend i'm
gonna [ __ ] slap that stuck up poser
she's gonna regret going anywhere near
my man
whoever thought of putting shag
carpeting inside a car the same guy who
installed the dimmer switch
where's the bubble machine
the smell of pleather a known
aphrodisiac
this kind of reminds me of prom night
you didn't go to the prom
oh yeah i must be flashing back to
someone else's happy adolescence no such
animal you said you wouldn't be caught
dead at the prom but dead don't bring
that up again are you ever gonna forgive
me hey we were both supposed to boycott
and go to rocky horror instead but what
could i do i didn't know that anyone
would actually ask me and rebecca
stiller of all people
how could he break up with me oh goody
and now he's going with marissa hey why
don't you ask alex to take you he has
the biggest crush on you that way if
stewart changes his mind at the prom and
ditches marissa you can dump alex you
don't like him anyway plus you'll make
stuart jealous
isn't that mean
well yeah well if it makes you feel any
better rebecca ignored me and followed
stuart otis around all night i had to
sit with all her jock friends staring at
me like i was from vulcan or something
and she wouldn't even dance with me oh
but she was wearing this clingy dress
with little sparkly things
oh yeah it had a low back
her hair was all piled up and it was
honey color or wheat or something and
well you know she really wasn't a bad
person oh no she was an angel today on
court tv
gee judge i guess i did k*ll the guy but
i have really long eyelashes and quirky
breasts
okay then let her go you have a real
thing about pretty girls don't you a
thing listen i'm just going through a
really dry spell right now and it's
getting to me okay a really
lengthy dry spell sorry sorry
if it's any consolation i know what you
mean
it's been a long time
yeah
a long time
uh let's check out the tic-tac-toe
chicken
big time excitement
poor thing he's stuck in a box and he's
lonely wasn't that you that just ate an
entire plate of general chose chicken uh
i'm gonna bust that heck ahead
he whipped your ass it's rigged that's
the only explanation stand aside loser
stop i'm still playing oh out of my way
move
oh man she must have hypnotized the damn
thing she's got some like powerful
barbarella chick energy going on so
you're fruity's new girlfriend huh who
says so i've seen you all over them now
you better stay away from my man if you
know what's good for you chicks fighting
over fruity oh dude i'm tripping on the
msg hey it's not my fault that i'm
handsome young and sly
and then i had to throw it out the damn
tube of contraceptive jelly expired
how depressing oh at least count don't
oh yes they do no
yes they do there's a little day printed
on the wrapper check it out
oh no yeah
oh
god
leah probably buys her birth control
supplies in bulk hello price club
all right jen admit it you'd like to be
more like leia but you just don't have
the guts i mean what's with the baggy
clothes i know you have a body hidden
under there somewhere oh thanks for
noticing as if i'm the one who has a
problem with the opposite sex you obsess
over like fantasy goth girls so you
don't have to deal with real women with
actual human flaws
hey did i ever show you my weird toe you
know
this is typical
i try to have a serious conversation and
all you can do is crack jokes i'm not
kidding i'll show you right here keep
your socks on mutant you have nothing to
complain about you're a girl you can get
laid anytime you want oh i can't stand
once i say that yeah sure i could if i
was entirely unchoosy and willing to
pick up a complete stranger in some
sleazy bar what's so bad they never get
anywhere with the guys i really want
yeah well
have you noticed the more you want
something the less likely it is you're
gonna get it
that's so deep have you been reading
those weird religious brochures again
i haven't had sex for so long i've
forgotten what it's like
i've heard stories from the big kids
check it out miss thinks she's all that
but isn't you leave fruity alone or i'm
gonna rearrange your snotty little
features you can't tell me what to do
you stupid
plaid girl
why don't you go back to our lady of the
perpetual pain in my ass
lord have mercy fruity
get over here don't start telling me
what to do woman
yeah he's my boyfriend and we're totally
in love and we don't care who knows what
are you gonna do about it damn that was
good what am i gonna do
i think you mean what are we gonna do
hey patty uh you don't really wanna be
messing up my handsome features
do you
thou shall not beat up on people and
whatnot come on
all right
hey guys wait up shaka we're in love
remember come on let's get out
why are you running from a bunch of
girls those chicks are mean
like my
where is this girl headed staten island
genius
hey
look
the boat's free
hold up
hey
hold it
oh
okay this is it i really want you to
emoji okay okay
yes
yes
i hear leia faking it through the wall
all the time i hope the driver enjoyed
that
maybe you should just tell her the truth
that i wouldn't touch fruity with a
giant pole in like a gazillion years i
am not gonna let that [ __ ] intimidate
me okay
come on let's hide down here but if
you're not intimidated american do you
want to get your face bashed in i
thought you were for love and peace and
crap come on
this is ridiculous hiding in the can get
a grip on your hormones man find
yourself a nice girl
nice girls are okay but nasty girls ah
well
you're always making like you're some
sort of player i'm not a one-woman man
yeah 99 of the time you're a no woman
man i don't get you i've seen so many
fine foxes give you the vibe at my
expense and you just sit there while i
do all the work it's like you don't care
whether you get with them or not that's
the secret b what's the secret you gotta
be able to do without you know what i'm
saying see how it worked with patty
they come running when you act like you
don't want them oh i got you i just have
to learn to not want a better class of
females was that some kind of insult
patty must really love fruity to chase
him around like that
it's called stalking mecca too bad for
her that freddie has a crush on you yeah
well that explains the constant groping
all the time no one's chasing me
i'm so bummed mecca you gotta wait until
like you meet someone who really really
really really really likes you
but what if that never happens
let's just say i don't hook up with
anyone ever and then i'd be one of those
ladies online at the supermarket with
cat food and 20 yogurts my friends will
all move to the suburbs with their kids
and husbands and bird feeders and
basements and addicts
i live all alone except for the cats in
a studio apartment with doilies on
everything and wear hair nets and ugly
shoes and i die of like yogurt poisoning
they won't find me for weeks until they
smell that dead person smell which is so
disgusting mecca you're not supposed to
think like that
at least until you're like 25. what was
that
upper deck now
cafe you go for hair i'll go for eyes
damn i wish i didn't bite my nails
uh this might be a bad idea the best
friend's fooling around idea yeah could
ruin everything a definite possibility
and that would be bad huh yeah and not
bad in a good way
i mean can you imagine if i called you
one day and you're all like i was gonna
call you but you called me first and i'm
thinking was he really gonna call me or
was he just saying he was to cover up
the fact that he wasn't gonna call me at
all you know that would be so lame
yeah so it's probably not worth it nah
even though i'm sure you're a really
good kisser alex
now that we've decided not to continue
please refrain from torturing me okay
sorry
what are those arms or toothpicks i'd
rather be skinny than a butched out nun
like you yeah well how would you like it
if i drowned you in the damn hudson
actually uh that's the east river come
on you want some of this
maybe i do matt i can handle this myself
you're going down
that's my woman you tell her i can't
wait till we get home baby get it on
you're going to please your man wear one
of those little office you know those
nice little lingerie outfits you got
you're going to butter my corn we're
gonna steam it up salty hold up all
right hold up hold up hold up
there's no way i'm gonna get beat up for
you
you pig shaka honey
he's not my boyfriend i was lying he's
just a friend
not even you should be happy you got rid
of his scheming ass
yeah you're probably right but most guys
don't even stay with me for the sex can
you believe it i scare them off that's
still no reason to put up with this crap
you gotta build up your self-esteem girl
yeah wait for someone who really really
really really really likes you
maybe
i'll try to stop bullying guys and
they're going out with me
that'll make you happy right
fruity rudy you know something plaid
makes me tingly i hear you look pretty
good naked oh fruity how could you i'm
gonna k*ll you
it's your dead meat katherine marie
you know we both deserve to meet someone
great damn straight we'll just have to
be patient
which sucks well yeah
maybe i'll refrain from openly mocking
my dates in the future a step in the
right direction and you my friend need
to obsess over a wider range of
inaccessible females i'll do my best
sorry to interrupt but your time you
know we weren't really fooling around
back here it was a joke hey i'm cool i'm
cool i've seen it all i'm telling you
one time this guy gets in with these two
hookers leopard skin hot pants the works
keeps the power privacy panel open
another damn exhibitionist right when
things are cooking up he stops gets down
on his knees and starts praying for
salvation he's like pray with me girls
and they go well you still got to pay by
the hour so they praying with them all
hooping and hollering we're sinners
we're sinners he's like forgive me and
crying and crap i guess it made him feel
better because he paid him dropped him
off and went home
alone
nice apartment building riverside drive
yeah went home alone
sometimes that's the smart thing to do
you know sex makes people do some really
weird things
well i think i'll just go home and make
myself happy so to speak good idea
your hands are clammy is that a come on
leave now i'll be thinking about you
you know sex makes people do some really
weird things
i wonder where fruity ended up i hear
staten island is really big
it goes on and on and on and on and on
damn we have to sit here for almost an
hour
you want to make out
sure
hmm