02x10 - Outta Hand

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[Stammering] You have to tell her. She thinks I took her powers.

She does?

Oh, well, maybe we could just go with that then.

No, you have to tell Maddie or I will.

No.

No, you can't tell her.

She'll hate me.

Seriously?

You know I can still walk.

I can fix that.

Oh, no, she's lost her magical mind.

No!

Nobody is going anywhere!

You... no.

Come back here.

Who knows what else she'll do, stick her hands together like glue.

What?

What's going on in here?

Did I just see you...

Maddie Winky, it's not what you think.

You have my powers!

[Gasps] I do?

Oh, all right, I do.

I have your powers.

Happy?

♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ it takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams ♪
♪ and they're all coming true ♪
♪ come on, let's go ♪
♪ you and me together ♪
♪ look up ahead ♪
♪ there's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm going Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Every Witch Way ♪

Is that toast done yet?

Relax, it's only been a minute.

Bread doesn't toast itself.

Actually.

Whoa, cool.

How'd you do that?

I mouthed the words.

Sometimes I don't even need words.

Like when you're in a magic fight.

Do something else.

Daniel!

Hey, em.

Hey, Andi.

What are you doing?

What, you've never seen an exploding milk carton before?

No.

I mean, yes, but...

Great, now can you get me a mop?

It's in the hall closet.

I was just safe keeping your powers for you until you were older and... And... and more responsible.

I'm the one who's not responsible?

You turned my BFF into a wind-up doll.

Plus... plus, I can protect you from dangerous witches who might come after you.

What are they going to do?

Try and steal my powers?

Yes!

You already did that!

You're the dangerous witch!

Wow, walked right into that one.

Powers please.

It's not that simple, Maddie.

We would need a conduit to transfer the powers.

Then let's go get one.

Excuse me?

Sorry.

What happened to controlling the impulsive spell casting like I taught you?

Sometimes I just can't fight it.

Or when it's really important.

[Laughs] Yeah, getting past someone in the hall, now that's an important situation.

It is to me.

I can't wait for this fool moon to be over.

We just need to get by two more weeks.

We?

Is... is something happening to you?

No, it's... it's nothing.

Jax, what's going on?

You can tell me.

It's, uh... it's just bad.

As bad as when I "ah," "oh, yeah."

It's nothing as bad as your "ah," "oh, yeah."

But it's still pretty bad.

And I can't talk to you about it here.

But if we go to say the beach, maybe I could show you.

Jax, we can't.

We've got school.

I... I don't know if I can go through the whole day without something bad happening.

Come on now, I don't think anyone's gonna notice.

Um, hello, my dad's the principal.

It's okay.

I'll just figure it out myself.

Wait.

If we can make it back before last period, I think it'll be okay.

I can't make you do that.

I want to.

You helped me with my thing, I'll help you with yours.

Hey, Jax.

You won't believe what your dad's making me do.

Audition for the school play.

He is?

Why?

Well, it's either that or a month of detention for breaking the trophy case.

What's the play?

"Romeo and Juliet."

[Laughs] Oh, man, how lame.

Cool, and you're auditioning for Romeo?

How romantic.

Let's just hope your dad's impressed.

He's the one holding the auditions.

Good luck.

I mean, break a leg.

I don't wanna break a leg.

I wanna break the 200 freestyle record.

It's a theater term.

It means good luck.

Oh, well, that I need.

I better hurry.

See ya at practice.

Okay, let's go.

[Phone beeping]

Uh-oh, it's Andi.

It says it's urgent.

Of course it is.

I'll be right back.

Hey, I should see if she wants to come.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

So your mom had your powers this whole time?

Yeah.

She even tried to get me to think that some random witch far away had them in some made-up country... Ecuador.

[Laughs] Um, actually that's real coun...

Oh, oh, did you say Ecuador?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally made-up.

You knew and didn't say anything?

I'm surprised you didn't punish her.

Why do you think she's carrying my travel makeup kit around?

But Katie's carrying it too.

They know the rules.

If one of use keeps a secret from Maddie...

...both of us get punished.

I'm so sorry.

Be sorry later and help me carry this thing.

So how is your mom going to give them back to you?

We have to do a transfer using a... a...

Conduit?

Like what the principal tried to do?

Yeah, that.

Oh, man, I'm glad it's you doing this power transfer and not some crazy witch who would use me as a conduit and disintegrate me into a pile of dust.

Yep.

Lucky you.

What are you doing now?

I'm going to class.

How about you come to the beach with me and Jax instead?

Oh, I can't.

I have an oral presentation in French class.

Your presentation is about croissants?

No, but I'm hoping everyone will be too distracted eating them and not notice my presentation is muy mal.

That's Spanish.

Like I said, I need to distract them.

How are we gonna get out of here?

We'll teletransport.

I can't.

Me, teletransporting, the pool, remember?

Fine.

You're just gonna have to do it the old-fashioned way.

Sneak out.

All right, I guess I'll meet you by lifeguard tower 21.

See you there.

Welcome to the iridium high play auditions.

I am your director Francisco Alonso, because no other teacher wanted to do it.

It is the east, and Juliet is the...

Louder!

It is the east, and Juliet is the sun!

See how she leans her check upon her hand!

R-o-m-I-o, Romeo.

Did I get it right?

Okay, now for Juliet.

[Whispering] Oh, Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou...

Art thou, Romeo.

Um, thou, Romeo...

Um, Daniel's gonna be Romeo, right?

Deny they father and refuse thy name.

[Crying]

Oh, Romeo, Romeo.

Where for art thou, Romeo?

Deny thy father and refuse thy name.

A thousand times good night.

Thank you, Sophie, thank you, that'll do it.

What says he of our marriage?

What of that?

Love give me strength.

And let me die.

[Crying]

So did I get the part?

Okay, show me what the problem is.

Ugh, well, uh...

So?

It's not just that.

Why is that a problem?

The problem is...

Ah!

Jax!

The problem is is you're still not having enough fun with your powers.

[Laughs]

You're right.

I'm not.

But who needs magic for a food fight?

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

It's on.

Do you want your favorite lip gloss, Maddie?

Or your favorite smoothie?

Do you hear an annoying buzzing sound?

No.

Oh, I do.

It's probably just all the squirrels running inside the walls.

Get out of there squirrels!

You're annoying Maddie!

Problem solved.

I gotta get to class.

See you... and only you... at lunch.

Okay, now that he's alone.

You're not gonna tie me up with a jump rope again, are you?

Us?

Why would we ever do that?

Because you just did a couple of days ago.

We just want to have a little chat... a chit-chat, a mini chit-chat.

A teeny-weeny...

I got it.

About what?

Being the conduit to transfer Maddie's powers to her.

And turn into a pile of dust?

I don't think so.

But you won't disintegrate.

We've found a way to protect you.

We did?

Yes, it was that old book we found in Maddie's basement, remember?

Oh, yeah, the super old book published way back in 1997.

I don't know, guys.

Think about it.

You've been trying to impress Maddie for weeks.

This could be the ultimate grand gesture.

Sorry, guys, even if it's the ultimate grand gesture, it's all for nothing if I turn into a pile of dust.

Come on!

Where's your sense of romance?

Alonso, Emma?

That's weird.

I walked to school with Emma, and I saw her after first period.

Are you sure you weren't sleepwalking and dreaming that Emma was with you?

Yes, I'm sure.

Who sleepwalks in school?

It happens.

Miller, Daniel?

Here.

Novoa, Jax?

Here.

[Laughing]

I think we're in the clear.

I'm gonna go to class.

Prinicpal on loudspeaker: Emma Alonso?

Dad?

Principal on loudspeaker: Emma Alonso, to the principal's office now.

Oh, no, this is gonna be bad.

Hey, gigi.

Hey, Jax.

Hey, gigi.

Hey, Jax.

I just had the weirdest déjà vu.

Dad, I can explain.

Ah, no.

It's principal Alonso in here.

It's not what it looks like.

What it looks like is that you cut five classes in a row.

But I had a good reason.

It doesn't matter what the reason is.

You cut class, you pay the price.

So you're punishing us?

Us?

Who's us?

Me and... uh, the other students on your list?

You are the only one today.

What?

How is that possible?

Oh, I know, I know.

It's so confusing.

Look, let me explain.

You see, all the other students went to class today.

You didn't!

I...

Look, detention five days.

One per every class you skipped.

No, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes.

Emma?

Where have you been?

I... it's a long story.

What happened?

Are you okay?

What do you mean?

You look like you just got att*cked by a food court.

Oh, yeah.

Also a long story.

I texted you a bunch of times, but I never heard back.

I was worried.

I'm okay, really.

Except I've got... no, I can't even say it.

What?

Det... detent... Detention?

Yes, and I've never had detention before.

I'm a goody two-shoes.

It's okay.

You'll be okay, just... be on time.

And I'll bring some juice to stay hydrated.

Oh, and don't sit next to gigi.

She only wants to gossip.

I don't know if I'm gonna make it.

You will.

I wish I had detention so I could keep you company.

Me, too.

Not that I want you to be in trouble, it just...

I know what you mean.

Look, go clean up.

You don't wanna be late.

[Sighs]

I know, detention.

Oh!

Phew, saved some.

Wait, there's mascara on them.

Oh, uh, are you okay?

Are... are you crying?

Hey, that's the... janitor's closet.

Thanks.

Croissant?

I... [sighs]... just...

Ever since I lost my powers, things have been awful.

Now I find out that my mom's had my powers this whole time.

My best friends kept it a secret from me.

Now I have to find a condominium to get my powers back.

It's like I don't even know my mom or my best friends anymore.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

[Crying]

You're... you're Maddie van pelt.

Head panther, head smoothie drinker, head intimidator of iridium high.

No, I'm not.

Of course you are.

Even if you don't feel the same, everyone else in school still sees you as the same old Maddie.

They do?

Yeah.

Why do you think they all run away from you when you come by?

They do still run away.

See?

Now get out there and go ruin someone's day like the Maddie van pelt you are.

[Sighs] I will.

Both: You better not tell anybody about this.

Deal.

Alonso, Emma?

Here.

I never thought I'd see the day.

Nice to see you, too, principal Alonso.

Yeah, that's enough backtalk, Ms. Alonso.

Miller, Daniel?

Here.

Late as usual.

Yeah, but...

I'll sit.

I thought you got out of detention by doing the school play?

Yeah, but I couldn't let you face detention all alone.

Ah!

Hey, Maddie, I brought you a surprise.

I'm not in the mood for surprises.

Especially this one!

Come on, guys.

You wanna get back on Maddie's good side, right?

Yeah, but we don't know how.

You're sure the plastic wrap will protect me during the transfer?

The what?

Yes!

For sure.

Why not?

Okay then, tell her.

Maddie, Maddie, I convinced Diego to be your proxy.

You're getting your powers back.

What?

You did?

We did.

[Cheering]

They sure did.

Plus they found a way to do it so I won't disintegrate.

How?

Oh, hey, beach buddy.

Don't "hey, beach buddy" me.

I got busted for skipping school, and you didn't.

Oh, that.

I can teach you if you want.

No, I don't want you to teach me anything else.

I have to go, Daniel's waiting for me.

Hi, Daniel.

Sorry I'm late.

I was helping Andi with her ninja star shelter of apocalypse or something.

I don't know how her parents get her that stuff.

Seriously, have you seen the stuff your parents get the t-3?

How's the line memorizing going?

Your dad made me understudy all the other parts.

So I have to memorize the entire play.

And if I mess up at all, the detention deal's off.

Sounds like my dad.

So I'll be studying lines all night.

I can't stay much longer.

Dad Alonso grounded me and I can't be out past 6.

That's okay.

We can get through .005% of the lines by then.

I'll go get us some drinks.

Okay.

My dad's punishing Daniel harshly because of me.

I wish I could help him with his lines instantly.

Daniel's voice: By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am.

My name dear Saint is hateful to myself.

Because it is an enemy to thee.

Neither fair Saint if either they dislike.

With love's light wings did I perch these walls.

For stony limits cannot hold love out.

And what love can do that dares love attempt.

Therefore thy kingsmen are no stop to me.

And that should do it.

Whoa, me next!

Mm, what are you doing?

Diego offered to be our condominium for our power transfer.

He did?

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

So no more excuses.

We're doing this, right now.

But... but I... oh, all right.

Well, you're looking awful chipper, considering what's about to happen.

Anything for Maddie.

Okay.

Uh, let's get this show on the road.

Okay, Maddie Winky, you take his other arm.

And we'll... begin the transfer.

It's cheating.

[Knocking at door]

What do you want?

We didn't get to finish our conversation earlier.

I'm pretty sure we did.

But I was going to show you how I was able to go to the beach and not get in trouble for skipping school today.

Not interes... fine, show me.

So many places to go, people to see, I can't do it all, make another one of me.

Pretty cool, huh?