02x18 - Beach Birthday Bash

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Of course she did.

Jax?

If you came alone and want to sit with us, you're more than welcome to.

He's not alone.

Sophie?

I'm his date.

You're dating Sophie?

Yes.

No.

[Laughs]

Come on, Em, I found a great place near the surf for us.

Sophie, we're not dating.

I know.

You're not green enough for me.

Then what was that?

Coach Desdemona's idea.

She thought we should act like we're in love as practice for the play.

Really?

That's a terrible idea. That's a great idea.

Soph, has Katie replied to any of my texts?

No.

Maybe it was a mistake to make her think we forgot her birthday.

Ugh, oh, come on.

Who gets mad over a little thing like that?

Oh, hey, I didn't know you'd be here.

Well, you did thr*aten to quit the sharks if the whole team didn't show up, remember?

Uh, ha, I have a hazy memory of something like that.

Well I got roped into setting up because... that happened.

You might want to pick this up.

Agh, we're running out of time.

The last light of the full moon is almost here.

Why isn't Emma jealous of Daniel and Sophie?

Why don't you just cast a love spell on Emma to make her want Daniel?

I can't.

The chosen one is immune to love spells.

But once she sees all the girls chasing Daniel, she'll realize she wants him back.

I have to make Emma jealous of this guy.

Make Daniel irresistible to every girl that looks him in the eye.

Daniel, why...

Danny, why did we ever break up again?

♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ it takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams ♪
♪ and they're all coming true ♪
♪ come on, let's go ♪
♪ you and me together ♪
♪ look up ahead ♪
♪ there's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm going Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Every Witch Way ♪

Yeah, what are you talking about?

Us.

I'm so glad we came here together.

You came with me.

It's like you said during the storm.

We've never had such a good time together.

You said that?

I... I didn't mean it like that.

Do you mind?

I'm having a private, romantic conversation with my boo.

Both: Your boo?

Mm-hmm.

Maddie, Katie's not picking up.

What should I do?

Send my messenger pigeon with a note tied to its leg?

You have a messenger pigeon?

Of course, doesn't everyone... hi, Daniel.

Hi, Sophie.

We should rehearse for the play... right now.

The scene with the most hand holding... and eye gazing and warm embracing.

You guys are acting really strange, and it's freaking me out.

Are you dehydrated?

Huh-uh.

Did you drink too much ocean water again?

You're concerned for my health?

That is so sweet.

Step back, Johnson, he's mine!

No way, he's mine!

I'm not either of yours!

What are they fighting about...

Hi, Daniel.

Gigi, Diego, help me.

Maddie, I'm your date.

Back off, Diego!

She said my real name.

You said my real name!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to step on you.

I don't mind, step away.

I love you.

Ah-ah!

Gigi wasn't even a bit surprised that you just showed up there?

Yeah, that's what she just said, Sherlock.

I think something's up with her.

I should talk to...

[Indistinct cheering]

What's going on over there?

It looks like a swarm of girls.

What are they swarming over?

I can't tell.

The must not realize that I'm way over here.

Giant ego alert.

It was just a joke.

Besides the only girl that I want swarming around me is already right here.

I'm gonna go grab us some drinks.

You two behave.

You don't fool me.

I'm not trying to fool you.

Yeah, but you're trying to fool Emma.

This whole powerless wizard charade.

But I am a powerless wizard.

Where I come from, that's called "a fact."

Look, Emma might buy your little routine, but I'm her best friend and an official guardian, and I don't buy it.

[Sighs]

You know what the first thing I'm gonna do is when I get my powers back?

Turn you into a fish and throw you into the ocean.

Oh, yeah, I dare you...

Actually, that could be pretty cool.

What kind of fish?

Hello, picking up an order for Alonso... Mrs. Alonso.

Oh, Katie.

Ms. van pelt?

Both: What are you wearing?

Well, I had this sudden urge for pizza.

But I didn't have the four and something hours that I need to do my hair and makeup, so I just... Um, honey, please tell me that's not what you're wearing to the beach.

I'm not going to the beach, period.

Why?

But all your friends are down there.

You mean my ex-friends?

I've got new friends now.

This is the real me.

Katie, I think that your friends have something special planned for you at the beach.

Yeah, right.

Maddie's been so busy with Diego and Sophie with the play, it's no wonder they forgot my birthday.

But whatever, like I even care.

I certainly hope you'll reconsider.

Now, where is that pizza, because I really cannot be seen out in public too much longer without my makeup on?

Here, allow me.

Oh.

All righty then.

I can't wait for opening night.

Jax is gonna be sorry he messed with Daniel.

No, Daniel's gonna be sorry he lied to us.

Technically, he didn't lie, it was...

Doesn't matter.

Daniel didn't give us all the info, and we soaked Emma.

That was fun.

[Laughs]

Whose side are you on?

Look, guys, this is our ultimate prank.

And we better not screw it up.

There's only one bucket...

Lily: Hello, Desdemona?

[Whispering] Quick, hide.

What is Desdemona up to?

What was that for?

Ugh, it's not working.

I need to amp it up.

My previous spell needs a wider reach.

Expand it to include all the girls on the beach.

Found you!

Ah!

Hi, boyfriend, are you making me a smoothie back there?

I want one, too.

Thanks, pookie.

That's a dumb boyfriend nickname.

Not as dumb a boyfriend name as boyfriend.

Ugh.

Ugh.

What is going on?

Say "me and my gigi."

Oh.

Daniel!

[Indistinct chatter]

[Indistinct chatter]

[Laughing] That's more like it.

You have to see these amazing selfies of me and Daniel.

Look how lovingly he's looking at me.

He looks scared out of his mind.

He's scared for me, because all these other girls are jealous.

And soon Emma will be, too.

[Laughs]

Daniel.

Look how cute he is.

Look how adorable...

Maddie Winky?

Mom?

What happened to your face?

It's just spf 300 sunscreen.

You have to wear it when you get old to protect your wrinkles.

I am not old.

And I don't have wrinkles.

Sure you don't.

Why are you here?

Because I just ran into Katie at the seven.

And she's all alone thinking she has no friends.

Yeah, well we've been trying to get her here, but she won't answer her phone.

This party is for her.

And Daniel.

Oh, yes, and Daniel.

Fyi, we're back together.

No, you're not.

No, they're not.

Oh, Maddie Winky, oh, that's wonderful.

Now, normally I don't really like the recycling.

But in this case, I love it.

No, I'm his girlfriend!

Costars that start dating and fall in love...

It's a classic story.

So is exes who realize they're meant to be and get back together for the...87th time.

Okay, ladies, can we get back to your friend, please.

Because Katie is all alone at the seven.

You say this party is for her.

And she's there by herself.

Looking a little like Dracula's long lost daughter.

She's goth.

Like you.

[Laughs] Like me.

What are you talking about?

Agh!!

Agh!

Agh! Agh!

[Sighs]

I'm gonna go find Daniel.

Listen, Maddie, I don't know what's going on even though it seems like some magic-related fiasco that's making you crazier than usual...

It's true love that knows no bounds.

This isn't about you and Daniel.

It's about Katie.

She's your best friend.

I'm sorry, Diego, but Daniel and I are just meant to be.

Listen, Maddie, I don't know what spell you're under, but there's no spell stronger than friendship.

Katie is and always will be your best friend.

She needs you.

You're right.

We have to go get her.

Come on, soph, let's go, we have to go get Katie.

But I think I just caught Daniel's scent.

[Sniffing]

Daniel, there you are.

Oh, no, not you, too.

Not "me too" what?

I thought you were... Never mind.

You thought we were pals?

And you've finally realized they wanna be more than just pals?

Oh, no.

Oh, yes, we're gonna have so much fun together.

What do you wanna do first?

Jet skiing, bungee jumping, base jumping.

No, I... yeah, base jumping.

Let's do it.

Really?

Oh, I knew you weren't afraid of everything.

Go get your gear, and meet me at the tiki bar.

Okay.

Hey, Andi?

Yeah?

Um, don't tell anyone that I'm here.

It'll be our little secret.

This is way past out of control.

There you are.

Yeah, I've been here all day, so what?

So you have to come to the beach.

I hate the beach.

No you don't.

You love the beach.

The old me loved the beach.

The new me stays away from light sources as much as possible.

Look, I don't know what's gotten into you...

I'll tell you what's gotten into me.

You guys ignoring me all week because you have more important things to do than hang out with your BFF Katie.

More important things like planning your surprise birthday party.

My what?

Oh, that's my cue.

[Clears throat]

I bet you feel pretty foolish right about now, don't you?

How was that?

Well, don't you feel pretty foolish?

Yeah.

Yes, I do.

We could never forget your birthday.

Thanks, guys.

All: [Giggling]

Oh, I can't wait to get out of these clothes.

[Giggling]

Are you coming?

So I can watch you go gaga over Daniel again?

Ugh, I'll pass.

I'm not gaga over Daniel.

Then who are you gaga for?

Who are you gaga for?

Team Daniel?

What?

Have you seen my parachute?

What?

No, and you brought your parachute to the beach?

Of course I did.

Do you not know me at all?

Hey, Andi?

What?

[Whispering] No, no, no.

I think I saw your parachute over by the tiki bar in your other bag.

I'll go get it for you.

Oh, great, thanks.

Oh, can you get me some sunblock, too?

Daniel burns easily.

What's wrong?

Emma?

Yeah?

You're not in love with me.

Gee, don't sound so excited about it.

No, that's not what I meant.

What I mean is, all the girls are after me.

Ugh, if you're trying to make me jealous, it's...

No.

I don't know what's going on.

Maddie, Sophie, gigi, Andi, that weird girl from physics class, the random girl working the snack bar...

They're all chasing me.

What?

I... I... it's like somebody put a spell on me.

Oh, that's why those girls were wearing team Daniel shirts.

They have shirts?

Who would put that spell on you?

I don't know.

Jax?

It wasn't Jax.

He doesn't have his powers anymore, remember?

Right, right, sorry.

Well, if it is a spell, it has to be broken before something...

There you are.

Our selfie is going viral.

We need to take more.

Is that face say I am so in love with gigi or what?

[Indistinct screaming]

Hey, there you are.

I thought that maybe you'd forgotten where we were sitting.

No, I... I just need to find Andi's goggles.

What for?

I think someone cast a bad spell on Daniel.

[Laughs] Nice.

I mean, so what?

So he needs help.

He can figure it out for himself.

No, he can't.

He doesn't have powers to reverse the spell.

What spell is it?

It makes all the girls obsessed with him.

It's not a bad spell.

That's an awesome spell.

I mean... I mean, not that I'd want to be under any spell like that.

I prefer a meaningful relationships to dozens of girls screaming my name, all wanting my attention.

Girls, please, please, calm down, there's plenty of Jax to go around.

[Laughs]

Emma?

Back off, everyone, I've got nun Chucks and I'm not afraid to use them.

And I have north Miami's 18th most read blog, and I'm not afraid to post gossip on it!

There is a spell on him.

Please leave me alone.

Yeah, everyone, except me.

No, me.

I love you.

What?

You're my shark.

I'm your shark.

We could swim into the future together.

Hand in hand... I mean, fin and fin.

Say "me and my gigi."

Mwah.

Daniel!

Out of my way, girls, Katie love is coming through.

[Indistinct chatter]

This magic trick has turned into a huge blunder.

Get rid of the spell that Daniel's under.

What are we doing?

Ew, let go of my hand.

Why do I have so many selfies of me and Daniel?

Are we wrestling?

Pudding wrestling?

I'll get some pudding!

I never want to be that irresistible again.

[Laughs]

Thank you, uh, you saved me.

You're welcome.

Finally, it's done.

Our best prank ever.

It's a masterpiece.

It's so beautiful.

Can't wait to get Jax.

Can't wait to get Daniel.

Somebody's gonna get a prank of a lifetime.

But who?

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Just one game?

Ten minutes tops?

Nope.

Oh, come on.

I helped her bring the TV up here.

It was heavy.

Oh, not used to heavy lifting, huh?

[Imitating daniel] "Life is so hard without my powers."

Stop it.

Uh-oh, mom's mad.

Andi, let Jax play.

But it's my game.

Yeah, and my TV, my console and, oh, my room.

Fine, five minutes.

Wait, but don't go after the zombie in the leather jacket.

He's my... friend.

But he's a zombie.

I'm going to destroy him.

Did that zombie just open the door for you?

Oh, that's Phillip, Andi's zombie boyfriend.

Emma!

[Laughs] Your boyfriend is a zombie on a videogame.

Okay, look, his image might be virtual, but his feelings are real.

Oh, I gotta tell miss information about this.

What?

No.

Why did you have to do that?

Hey, I'm sorry.

I didn't know he was going to make fun of Phillip.

I worked really hard to hack that game.

You did.

Months.

And you know none of the guys we know are my type at all.

I know.

And none of them could keep up with you.

Exactly, but Phillip can.

I mean, he can do...

Hey, Andi?

I've got your zombie boyfriend stuck in the farmhouse.

And we're about to go mental on him.

Ha-ha.

What?

Jax, you better not hurt him.

Jax: Oh, relax, he's fine.

I was just kidding.

He's just... uh-oh.

What uh-oh?

Jax: I don't know, my control is stuck.

I can't swap out my zombie blaster.

No, that'll get rid of all the zombies on the screen.

Jax, open the door!

No!

Look, if you let go of the controller, it'll make the b*mb go off.

What do I do?

I can't keep pressing the button.

My hand's cramping up.

Andi: Do something.

We need to save him from doom, bring Phillip to my room.

Agh!

Agh!

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