02x21 - BF-Never

[bunniefuu]

Daniel: Need some company?

Daniel? How'd you know I'd be here?

Um, I didn't.

I felt bad Andi and came here.

Me, too.

So it's sort of our spot.

How's Andi?

Devastated.

She won't talk to me.

I don't know if I did the right thing.

You did the right thing.

It doesn't feel like it.

Well, as my mom always says, "sometimes the right thing "isn't always the feel-good thing."

Oh, man, I'm quoting my mom.

What's happening to me?

Well, she's right.

I wish Jax felt that way.

He thinks the feel-good thing is the right thing.

What'd he say about all this?

I don't know.

I can't get ahold of him.

He'll turn up.

Maybe he's busy.

You're never too busy for me.

[Sighs]

Open sesame!

Abracadabra, open lockers, adabra.

Dah!

Please?

[Sighs]

My fingers.

What'd you think you're doing?

♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ it takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams ♪
♪ and they're all coming true ♪
♪ come on, let's go ♪
♪ you and me together ♪
♪ look up ahead ♪
♪ there's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm going Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Every Witch Way ♪

[coughing]

The abyss... Really, Desdemona?

I do deserve to be treated better than a lost sock.

Agamemnon?

Emma!

Agamemnon, you're here!

Emma!

[Laughs]

It's good to see... oh, I see what's happened.

You do?

Desdemona is getting anyone who can stop her out of the way.

That works.

I mean, can you explain that in great detail in case I, as the chosen one, need to stop her?

Yes, you see, she wants to be the last witch standing.

And she sent you here because the chosen one guards the last lights.

But with you here and all the council members gone...

Oh, it's terrible.

It is horrible.

Now, listen, what is this place?

Where are we?

This is the abyss, where all lost things land... socks, glasses, keys, wallets.

I've been trying for days... hours... to find a way out.

There's a door.

Ah, right here.

All the council members have a key that unlocks it.

Great, get to it then.

I can't.

I-I lost the key.

Now we're stuck here!

Wait!

I lost the key.

Yeah, we've established that, thanks.

Now it's a lost thing, which means it must in here.

Yes, where?

Right... Over...

Here.

But it's not this one.

I asked you a question.

What are you doing?

I-I was just, uh... Working out.

Yeah, sideway pull-ups.

Urgh, it burns way more calories than the regular kind.

So you weren't trying to pry your way into the entrance of the council?

The entrance to the council's behind these lockers?

[Laughs] You council members... so clever, so resourceful and so... so not buying your little act.

You were trying to sneak in and steal your powers back, weren't you?

Oh, of course not.

Or you are trying to figure out how to open the entrance for the last light.

I-I...

I knew it.

You won't get there before me.

The last light is mine!

[Gasping]

The last light... that's like some kind of 3-d laser light show, right?

Whoa.

Coach Desdemona?

What?

Uh, see what you've done, my Minion?

Now we have one more witch to get rid of.

Jax: Wizard!

Psst.

Psst.

[Whispering] Okay, you can stop now.

Can I come in?

Yes.

My mom's at her exercise class.

And by exercise, I mean she's following principal Alonso around the mall.

Do you think I should just talk to her when she gets back?

I feel silly sneaking around.

I think it's romantic.

You do?

Yeah.

We're having a secret, forbidden love affair.

That's why we work.

We work?

Yes!

Don't do that... Like ever.

Let's get to school.

Wait, wait, wait, before we go, I wanna show you a new trick I learned while I was training.

You've been training?

Yeah, haven't you?

> Um, sure, uh-huh.

So, anyway, this new trick?

So, you know how I can morph things?

Yes, and it's awesome.

These are the shoes that used to be bananas.

Look at what happens if I hold morphing just a little bit.

Whoa, what's that?

I don't know.

Cool.

I know what it is.

It's a cosmic trash can.

Is that a real thing?

Yeah, duh.

I said it, didn't I?

What's wrong?

I can't keep it open too long, it... Really drains me.

Oh, you'll just have to practice then.

I love my cosmic trash can.

Think of all the things we can throw in there and get rid of forever.

Gum wrappers, banana peels.

Uh, Emma and Andi.

[Laughs] Jax, too.

We could get rid of his accent forever.

Oh, my gosh, it's gonna be so...

Maddie, we talked about this.

Oh, it's not working.

And I'm tired of trying.

All this concentrating's making me hungry.

There must be a way out.

It worked for you before.

Uh, it must have been the storm.

The realm goes all funky during storms.

Uh, let's face it, Desdemona fooled all of us.

Uh, I can't believe she accused me of wanting to end the realm.

We're being att*cked.

Hit the floor.

Calm down.

It's just a piece of paper.

It's ripped.

Locker moon raft.

Oh, it's in code.

Someone's trying to tell us something.

Do you know how to decode it?

Decryption was part of my guardian training.

I could try.

Hi, Andi, what are you doing?

Oh, just using a box instead of a backpack.

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

Oh, how, uh, ecofriendly of you.

I was joking, genius.

I'm moving lockers.

What?

Why?

Mm, let's see.

You, Phillip.

You send Phillip away.

Yep, that just about covers it.

You know I had no choice.

Phillip was dangerous.

Yeah, and so is Jax, but I didn't send him off to Australia or wherever he came from, did I?

He's not.

And even if he was, it's not the same thing, and you know it.

Yeah, well [in Australian accent] Good aye, mate.

I mean, not good aye, ex-mate.

How many tools do you have in there?

Only a couple... Hundred.

[Laughs] She's still mad at you?

I told you to keep zombie boy.

I couldn't.

Eventually he would have bit someone and... Who knows what would have happened after that.

Depends who he bit.

If he bit Maddie or Daniel, we would have thrown a huge party.

You think that's funny?

Right, right, sorry, sorry.

Listen, I figured out a way to get my powers back.

And I need your help.

You did?

How?

Well, I could proof myself worthy of them, and the council will give them back to me.

I can definitely help with that.

Or I could just break in and...

Steal them back?

Steal is such a harsh word.

I-I'd prefer... Borrow or reclaim.

No way.

But I lost my powers for you in the first place.

And you've never let me forget it, have you?

[Sighs]

Good one, Jax.

Yeah, so we just talked for a while.

She's really upset about Andi.

Well, she's still dating Jax.

For now.

But I've gotta get her back.

I just have to figure out my next move.

Mm-hmm, and when is that gonna be?

Next spring?

I don't know.

Can I sit down?

Free country.

Which means I'm free to leave.

Come on, Andi!

Man, I have got to work on my dramatic exits.

Trouble in paradise?

No.

We just had a little... Misunderstanding.

Which is just a nice word for "fight."

I'm not surprised.

Some people just don't know how to be a good friend.

She'll get over it.

Yeah, right.

Andi's the most stubborn person on the planet.

She didn't talk to me for all of third, fourth and fifth grade.

Best years of my life.

Face it, your friendship is officially over.

Oh, sorry, I was just looking for the magic mobile phone.

You know where it is.

Hey, have you noticed Desdemona acting kind of weird lately?

I said hi to her in the hall, and she just growled at me.

She did make us play human bowling in gym today.

We were the pins.

Gigantor Joshua fell on me like eight times.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Plus I got gigantor Joshua back by putting fire ants in his sock.

But I'm fine.

So I was thinking of spying on Desdemona.

I'm calling it "operation desde-monitor."

[Laughs] Get it?

Yeah, I got it.

So, what'd you say?

Look, Emma, I really hope this whole magic thing works out for you, but I'm not your sidekick anymore.

[Sighs]

Come on, Lily, pick up.

[Electronic buzzing]

Weird.

[Laughs]

[Computer ringing]

Hello, sir.

Jax's dad: Jax?

How's everything back at home?

Jax's dad: Let's dispense with the niceties, I don't have a lot of time.

No surprises there.

Jax's dad: What was that?

Uh, nothing, sir.

Jax's dad: How is the plan going?

Did you get your hooks into the chosen one?

Yes, we're still dating.

Actually, we went on this really fun date the other day.

We went to the zoo.

Jax's dad: I don't want details.

I just want to know that you will be ready by the last light to take over the world.

To the bunker soon.

The bunker?

Jax's dad: You might not be able to see me, but I can see you!

Concentrate, this is important!

I am paying attention, sir.

The bunker.

Jax's dad: Yes, the one that will keep us safe during the last light.

Right, right.

And Emma will be safe, right?

Because she's with me?

Jax's dad: Who cares?

Until she can combines the two lights and then you push her into the realm.

What?

Jax's dad: Jax, what is rule number one about ruling the universe?

Uh, don't let the most powerful witch in the world stick around.

Jax's dad: That's right.

Don't let me down like you usually do.

I won't.

And it all stays here forever?

Goodness no.

This place couldn't fit everything humans lose.

[Laughs]

Once a month it crushes and disintegrates everything.

What?

When?

We better hurry.

You think?

It's weird that you're doing your homework now.

It's like when you decided to start cutting up your own food.

Don't listen to them.

Learning feels good, doesn't it?

Your brain absorbing information.

Some brains more than others.

Ah, oh, look.

Mrs. van pelt: Maddie Winkie?

Could you open the door for me?

[Whispering] It's your mom.

[Whispering] Hide.

You're opening doors for other people, too?

I don't even know you anymore.

Um, I brought you girls some brain food.

Oh, look at my Maddie Winkie reading... A book.

Oh, I should... Go get a camera and record this momentous occasion.

I'll be right back.

[Sniffing]

Something smells rotten in here.

It must be Katie.

Hey!

No, it's, uh... it's coming from over here.

Have you been using eggs as shampoo again?

Every day.

Okay.

Um, no amount of shine is worth smelling like that, okay?

Oh, hi, Jax.

Hey, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

I brought you some flowers.

Did you just... Rip these out of my yard?

No, I-I got them from a vending machine.

Okay, fine, I didn't know where else to get them from.

Uh-uh, nice try though.

Listen, I've been thinking a lot about what you said.

About getting my powers back the honest way.

And?

And I wrote out a whole essay to plead my case to the council.

You did?

Jax, I'm so proud of you.

It's just I don't know how to get into the council.

I don't even know where the entrance is.

I do.

You do?

Sure, let's go.

I'm so good.

I almost believed myself.

What?

Oh, nothing.

Come on, let's go.

So, kanay smells like rotten eggs to witches.

[Laughs]

Not to all witches.

I hate hiding, Maddie.

Maybe we should just tell your mom.

Or... You know what would be more fun than that?

What?

Anything!

Like showing the panthers your new trick.

No, it's private.

But I wanna see it again.

I loved it.

Okay, then here we go.

Stand back, panthers, we definitely don't want Katie to accidentally fall in or anything.

Is that a black hole?

Your fooling is based on continuum and connecting dimensions.

Who cares?

It's my cosmic trash can.

We have raft moon locker.

What could that mean?

More codes.

[Laughs] And chips.

Yes!

Mm.

This is it.

And you can definitely open it?

I mean, I've heard it's pretty tricky.

Come on, hex.

Sweet.

[Laughs] Get out of my way, you glorified comic book.

Ow.

Stop fighting, you two.

He started it.

Just wait for me here.

I'll go find the council and ask them to come out here.

What for?

So you can give them your essay?

[Laughs] Right.

Be right back.

So what does all this mean?

Papers, a banana peel, used lipstick.

Maddie van pelt.

Wait.

Maddie van pelt is sending us messages?

No, it's a portal.

There's a portal between us and the human world.

And a van pelt is the gate keeper?

She may not know.

Her boyfriend is a kanay.

He probably made a portal to limbo while morphing something.

Uh... Ew, a kanay.

Don't ew Diego.

He's our way out.

Nice time Diego opens a portal, we'll throw them an sos note.

Em, did you find them?

No, there's no one in there.

The council looks abandoned.

And what about my powers?

They're in this little bottle, probably on agamemnon's desk.

No, I didn't see them.

Do you wanna go back and check?

And, hey, if you wanna grab them...

Jax!

I was-I was just kidding.

So... Doors just open up whenever you walk towards them?

Looks like it.

Because you're the chosen one?

And nobody else knows how to open them except the council?

I don't think so.

Oh, except for Andi.

Andi?

Yeah, she was horsing around with the hex and he showed her how.

You don't think she'd tell anyone?

No, she's mad at me, but she'd never tell anyone.

For her zombie boyfriend she will.

[Groans]

Here, the last thousand keys.

Be careful.

Try not to mix them up with the things...

Ones I've already tried.

Oops.

I've got it!

[Laughing] I've got it, Eureka!

Yeah, yeah, let's go!

We're out, we did it.

Free at last.

Now we must get Lily out of limbo.

Lily's in limbo?

Yes, I'm afraid it was a terrible misjudgment on my part.

How do you send someone to limbo anyway?

That is a council secret.

But as the chosen one, I should know how to do it, right?

Yes, I suppose you're right.

[Laughs] It's quite easy, actually.

Instead of a rhyming spell, you just picture a dark, gray blob of nothingness.

Got it.

Can't wait to send Emma there.

Emma?

But you're Emma.

One of them.

[Gasps]

Oh, no, Emma, the clones, you.

Yes. "Emma, the clones, me."

That's why I like you, agey, you get me.