02x23 - Emma vs. Emma

[bunniefuu]

Katniss. We don't wanna stop you. We want to join you.

Join me?

Yes. You let us in on your last light plan and I won't destroy you.

(Laughing)

Destroy me? You?

She's the chosen one. She's more powerful than you.

A young, untrained, goody-two-shoes chosen one against a slightly-older, expert, evil council member?

Bring it on!

I'm not as goody-two-shoes as you think!

Oh, cry me some glitter.

Look, if somebody tries to stop us, we'll be stronger as a group.

Hmmm, tempting.

But I don't do groups.

Uh, what is that?

I'm going to fill this room with my snakes of doom.

Aaaah!

E, run!

(Laughing)

No.

Ah!

♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ it takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams ♪
♪ and they're all coming true ♪
♪ come on, let's go ♪
♪ you and me together ♪
♪ look up ahead ♪
♪ there's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm going Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Every Witch Way ♪

And she put me under a spell to use me to...

(Sighs)

The nerve.

This will be the scoop of the century.

Aaaah!

Ahhh!

No, no, no!

Get them off me!

You think you can strong-arm me, Emma, like your mother did?

My mother?

I don't know what you're talking about...

It's time to send you away.

Or turn you into a giant peanut butter cookie and eat you.

Your choice.

Wait, we're serious.

We're not trying to stop you.

We're trying to join you.

That's ridiculous.

Why would I want to share my kingdom?

E! Help me!

Oh, quit your complaining, they're just snakes.

Thank you!

Not so fa...

Wha... what?

How dare you!

Not as young and untrained as you thought, huh?

What has gotten into you?

This is not the Emma I know!

That's because I'm not the Emma you know.

I'm e, her better, stronger half.

Ugh, the clone.

And I need you to show me how to merge the two lights.

And when this is all done, we'll share the power.

And if I don't want partners?

I'll just go find that drag of a clone of mine and answer the age old question...

Can one council member defeat two chosen ones?

Oh, oh, oh!

I think I know the answer to that one.

Not a chance.

I know I messed up.

No need to rub it in.

We need to find a way to rescue Emma.

No way.

I'm not making the same mistake twice.

I'm just gonna go get my guardian's belt and bust Emma and Daniel out of the abyss.

No, I am not asking Maddie for help!

And you can't make me... ahhhh!

What if the key isn't in here?

It has to be!

Is that surfboard gonna hold?

Definitely.

Surfboards are super strong.

Oh, no, I jinxed it!

I always do that!

I think it just shifted.

But we gotta get out of here asap.

Look for something that will break the lock.

A hammer!

A hammer?

No way!

Hurry!

We'll be out here in a jiff.

Watch out!

Stay in the middle!

Emma!

I am starving!

Yes!

Diego's taking our advice and will practice holding the portal open longer.

And once he can, we go through.

No way!

What if he closes the portal when we're halfway through and we get... what happens to us then?

Then we're trapped in the limbo of limbo... forever.

I know Diego, he's a good kid.

And, he's our only chance of getting out.

So... what do you say?

Fine.

But you're gonna through first.

And that's why I'm here.

Because I... need... your help.

And what makes you think I wanna help Emma?

Bad hex!

He's so rude!

Look, what part of the all witches getting destroyed did you not get?

I get that part.

I just don't get the helping Emma part.

We need as many witches as possible to defeat Desdemona.

But, you'll be the leader, of course.

As usual.

It's up to me to help save the world... again.

Okay it won't be just you...

It'll be you leading us mere human troops into battle.

You'll be like supreme captain Maddie van pelt!

Oooh, I like the sound of that.

Do I get to wear a cute uniform, too?

Yeah, sure, whatever.

Okay, so you're gonna help Emma and Daniel out?

Yes.

But you owe me big time.

Figures.

What was that?

F-f-f-f-favors!

I owe you favors... lots.

What do we do?

How do we get them out?

Great idea, hex-o-thon, where are we going to find copper, wax, silver and a key at this hour?

All: The t-3!

Emma, just in time for dinner.

Hey, Mr. Alonso.

Hey, Jax, you wanna stay for dinner?

What you got there, Francisco?

My latest creation... anchovy, chocolate, tomato pizza.

You gotta taste this.

It's like a mo... Francisco?

What's going on with...

Man, he talks too much.

First thing I'm gonna do after I destroy the realm is turn him into a penguin.

What?

Just kidding.

I'll only give him penguin feet.

That'll be way funnier.

(Laughs)

Ahhhh, only 24 more hours before I rule the world.

You mean we.

We rule the world.

Yeah yeah, sure... we.

So, what are we going to do about Desdemona?

I have a feeling she's gonna double cross us.

Of course she will.

But we'll double cross her first.

I won't let anything stand in my... I mean our way.

Sorry to barge in.

We just need this for our...

Geography.

French.

Science!

Science project.

We're happy to help.

Never made one so complicated though.

How much longer is this gonna take?

Relax!

The copper's melting.

In a toy oven!

It still works.

Besides, who else can make you a copper, silver and wax key?

Almost done.

How much longer?

Not long, about 12 hours.

We don't have 12 hours!

It takes as long as it takes.

It's a delicate process.

All those little teeny ridges.

Mom: Kids, it's time for dinner!

Yes!

It's chicken nugget night.

Don't touch anything.

Do... something!

Okay.

This process is too slow, let's speed up the flow!

Uh-oh.

I think you broke it!

Wha... well, what do we do?

The only thing we can do.

Go get some of those chicken nuggets!

Hide!

No, noo!

No key?

No!

Don't move.

I found it!

Wha... the key!

Yes!

Now how do we get it to them?

Okay, this will hold... for now anyway.

So this is how it ends?

We get squashed by a giant trash compactor?

I'll find a way out.

How?

Nobody knows we're here.

We'll never get out!

Sophie?

Hi, guys!

Wha... what are you doing here?

Maddie sent me!

I have the key.

No!

What's happening?

Oh, I get it... it's like a trash compactor!

Yeah, and we're the trash!

We need to get out now!

I got it!

Sophie, no!

I can't hold much longer!

Go!

I'm not leaving you!

Go and get Sophie out!

Daniel!

I'll be right behind you, go!

Daniel!

Daniel!

Daniel!

Daniel!

Where is he?

Maybe he got lost in the hallways, and now he's a lost thing.

Which means he could've ended up back in the abyss.

How would he get lost in school?

It's easier than you think.

All the hallways look the same...

Lockers, lockers, more lockers.

Daniel!

Daniel!

I only have one chance at this.

Ooh, all other witches and wizards will get sucked into nothing!

(Evil laughing)

This just gets better and better.

Emma: Daniel!

Daniel!

Daniel!

What's going on out here?

Desdemona!

Oh, thank goodness.

Uh, Emma, I wouldn't do that.

Well, now partner, what happened?

Well, she's back, and we were in this trash compactor, and then Sophie dropped in and we managed to get out.

But Daniel... you have to help us.

Slow down.

Where did you say you were?

Emma!

Psssst!

This place filled with socks and sunglasses and keys and stuff.

Ohhh, the abyss.

Who sent you there?

My evil clone!

Ohhhhhh.

Ohhhh, you're the regular Emma.

Why'd you say it like that?

Nothing, I'm just trying to put it all together.

So your evil clone came back and sent you and Daniel to the abyss so you'd be out of the way when she destroys the realm.

Wait, she wants to destroy the realm?

How do you know?

She told me.

Right before she, Jax and I formed an alliance to do it together.

Squirrel!

Get off of me!

Sophie, move!

Now that your cover is blown, I'm turning you into stone.

Are we playing witch charades?

Maddie always turns me into...

Come on, Sophie, let's go!

I made it!

I gotta find Emma.

Why aren't they out yet?

If you used the right spell, they should be out by now.

Of course I used the right spell.

They probably just landed somewhere else like...

Right outside the school cafeteria.

What?

She texted you this an hour ago?

Why didn't you tell me?

Because it's so much fun watching you freak out.

That's it, I am so gonna get you.

Emma, you're okay!

I'm so sorry that we had a fight.

So am I.

You're my best friend, and I never wanna fight again.

I'm sorry about Phillip.

It's okay.

He was a little dangerous.

Ever since he's been back in the game, he's already eaten three of my surveillance partners.

Guess pizza wasn't really doing it for him.

Where's Daniel?

I thought he was with you?

Daniel!

He was, but he was holding the walls open for us, and I don't know if he got out.

Oh no, what if he's lost forever?

Just kidding.

He probably landed somewhere else too, like... the dock.

Wha... hey!

Is that my phone?

He texted you this half an hour ago!

That's it, get me my blow torch.

So, what's the first thing you wanna do when we take over the world?

Turn everyone at iridium high into my own personal fan club.

I'm going to call them... the emmites.

You?

First thing I wanna do is take you to the beach, teach you how to magic surf.

It's awesome.

No surfboard required...

I don't like the beach.

Yes, you do.

Remember?

Katie's party?

We played frisbee?

That wasn't me.

Oh, yeah... I knew that.

And just so we're clear... I don't like glitter, helping other people or Elvis.

But you went to Graceland with your dad.

Ugh, don't remind me!

How can you not like Elvis?

Plus he's my hair inspiration.

There's lots of things I don't like that the other Emma forced me to do.

Come to think of it, there are lots of things I don't like about you.

You'll have to change them.

I'm gonna go grab a sweater.

Then let's hit the town.

(Snoring)

(Whispering) Andi?

What are you doing?

(Whispering) Shhhhhh.

Just a little end-of-the world-maybe prank.

Really?

Hey, we might as well enjoy what may be our last day before it all ends.

I got it!

I got it!

Woah!

Mom!

What happened?

Maddie Winkie, you really need to get more sleep.

Now I, I have not slept in two days, but... but I got it!

I know how to get the council out of limbo.

I know!

How?

It's so easy!

All we have to do is for someone to go in and pull the council out.

And then, I'll... I'll...

I'll be a hero!

Should someone tell her that the council already told all of us this?

Ahhh!

You!

I'll get you for this!

(Screaming)

Don't worry, Frankie, it's Saturday.

No school.

Couldn't have worked out better.

Okay, redecorating is now number two on the list.

Number one is turning my dad into a very amusing, unicycle-riding bear.

(Menacing music playing)

That was a close call.

Man, why can't we have music?

Woah.

This is awesome.

Andi, we don't have a lot of time.

It is pretty awesome.

Dad!

She paralyzed him.

Isn't that what you did to Desdemona?

Kinda.

I turned her into a statue.

It's not a strong spell, but she caught me by surprise.

I'm sure she'll get out of it.

Oh well, at least you bought us a lot of time.

Andi!

I have to do something to keep him safe and away from here.

Two black cats and a crow, to the big brain convention you will go.

I'm gonna go get rid of the stuff and unfreeze him.

Try to act normal until he leaves.

You call that normal?

I'm trying!

Ugh!

Ha, ha, ha!

Nobody keeps me down!

Ah, here you are.

Dad made pancakes for breakfast.

But the t-3 are eating them faster than he can make them, so you better get in there.

It's okay.

I gotta go.

Another paint ball w*r, huh?

Something like that.

Hey mom...

If I don't get to say it later, um...

You're a great mom.

Wow, this must be some epic paint ball battle.

Something like that.

Well have fun and be careful.

And don't take everything so seriously.

Jake: Yes, I know Desdemona very well.

She's a bookworm, but don't underestimate her.

Emma can take her.

Jake: She's savvy, and has more knowledge of spells than anyone I've ever met.

Except for me, of course.

Don't worry.

We'll be fine.

Jake: This is our chance.

You better not mess up.

I won't.

Look, I gotta go.

Say hi to the twins for me.

Jake: I mean it, Jax.

Prove that you're my son and you have what it takes.

Do what you must.

What I must.

We're in real danger, gigi.

Desdemona, the other Emma... they're not good.

They want to destroy the world.

Stop tempting me by repeating all this juicy information!

We need to get to Maddie's before Desdemona finds out that we're here.

Hello, there.

Ah!

My Minion and the kanay.

Oh that would be such a cute TV show.

Too bad I have to turn you into tiny little ants!

Daniel's on his way.

There has to be something here to help us figure out what's gonna happen during the last light.

Well, we know it's tonight and that evil you and Jax have an alliance with Desdemona.

That's not enough.

What happens when the two lights merge?

What do we do if that happens?

How do we stop it?

We need a guardian.

Well there's... you know who.

I meant a guardian that knows what they're doing.

Emma?

I was so happy when you texted yesterday.

I thought you got crushed.

I'm sorry I didn't come over sooner.

I needed to make sure evil you didn't do anything to my parents.

Oh.

I was so worried about you.

Yeah, I'm alright too, thank you.

Aren't you always?

And what's with the getup?

Are you going to a live-action role-play festival?

It's a vest made out of rhodium.

The t-3 made it.

Ultra reflective.

I'm hoping it will deflect the spells away.

We need to go before she... me...

I mean, evil me comes back.

You're all going to regret this.

Diego!

Stay away from us!

I can't.

She knows too much about my plan.

My lips are sealed... and so are my texting fingers.

(Laughs) You are the biggest gossip I've ever met.

Thank you.

I mean, your secret is safe with me.

(Whispering) Don't move a muscle.

Ah!

Don't worry, I will get to you next.

Stay away from my sister.

Stop it!

Gigi, run!

You're attacking me with pizza boxes?

This is why I hate kanays.

The janitor let me in.

Yeah, mom, I'm getting my books now.

Hey, Jax.

Did you forget your books, too?

Jax, finally.

I've been guarding the entrance by myself since breakfast.

Sorry, but I...

What do you think?

Does this dress say "I rule the world" to you?

We have a problem.

I know.

The color of this dress is all wrong.

It needs to be...

Much better.

Emma's out of the abyss.

Impossible.

No one can get out of the abyss without the key, and I have it.

Well, she must be stronger than you thought, because I saw her at your house.

(Sighs)

One more reason she's got to go.

She can't follow simple directions like stay in the abyss until I destroy the realm... wait.

Why were you in my house?

Uhhh... I was just, um... checking up on things.

And?

I told you, Emma was there.

Great.

One more thing to take care of.

What was she doing?

Scrapbooking the end of the world?

She was planning to stop us.

So cute.

Like she can.

So what are we gonna do about it?

Destroy her, of course.

When we make a run for it, we're going straight to Maddie's house.

Why?

Because she's gonna help us defeat Desdemona.

She is?

That's so brave of her.

I know.

Both: Agh!

Where do you think you're going?

How about I give you a taste of your own medicine?

Say "I'm Desdemona's prisoner."

(Sighs)

Why isn't proxy answering his phone?

Maybe Desdemona turned him into a cactus?

And if she did, we need to go rescue him right away.

Ohhh, I've always wanted to be a cactus.

(Sighs) That's it.

I'm going to find proxy.

Oh, finally, the reinforcements show up.

What, who are you calling reinforcements?

We're the starting lineup and you're the... benchwarmers.

And the mascot.

Sorry, we're late, it's been a long day.

I thought you quit going to those medieval festival nerd-fests years ago.

I made an armored vest using the t-3 supplies.

I used rhodium composite to deflect spells.

(Gasps)

You're going to nerd-fests and crafting?

Congratulations, you've officially de-hunkified Daniel.

He's still hunky!

And ready to help save the world.

Both: Awwwwww!

Both: Ewwwwww.

All right, let's show them how it works.

Cast a spell on me.

Okay.

What type of spell?

I don't wanna do anything too drastic ju...

We don't have time for this!

We have no more time, turn Daniel into a lime.

What?

Oh, cool, it works.

Oh, cool?

You could have turned me into a limeade.

But I didn't.

Now can we get going?

Okay.

So did you guys figure out how to get the witches council out?

Of course I figured it out.

So easy.

We just need Diego, but he's not back yet.

Darn.

(Phone beeps)

It's from gigi.

No, it's from Desdemona.

Gigi and proxy... they're trapped.

So how are we gonna stop Emma?

Relax, I know her better than anyone.

We'll go after her fatal flaw.

I don't think she has many flaws.

What?

I... I... I just mean she hides them very well.

What's gotten into you?

I'm starting to think you prefer her to me.

Of course not.

Why would I have glitter when I can have leather?

She wants to be an ordinary girl.

But you and I are destined for greatness.

Yes, I am.

I mean... we are.

So what is Emma's fatal flaw?

That sweet old Teddy bear daddy of hers.

(Laughs) I like how you think.

Let's go, we have to hurry.

I can take my bike and, well, one person on the handlebars.

Seriously?

I'll just transport us there.

Except you.

There's no way I'm ruining this outfit if we land in the pool.

It's okay, I'll go with Daniel and...

(Phone beeps)

Oh, no.

My dad's flight to his convention was canceled and he's heading home.

What?

Why was it canceled?

All flights out of Miami have been canceled.

No one seems to know why though.

The airplane gremlin must be running loose on the runways again.

Or Desdemona did it.

I have to go make sure he's safe!

What?

No!

We're saving proxy first.

No, we're saving the destruction of the realm first.

Who made you queen of this mission?

You're not even a real guardian.

But, I will be... once I save the realm.

Again.

Why don't we just split up?

Divide and conquer.

Excellent idea.

Emma and I will go check on principal Alonso.

Maddie and the panthers go get Diego and the council.

And hex and I will be guarding the entrance.

Perfect.

Andi, you can't go alone.

Somebody has to keep an eye on the entrance.

And I can't stop them from entering, but I can stall them.

Don't worry.

Hex and I will take care of each other.

It's too dangerous.

Emma, I have to earn my stripes.

I mean, this is my chance to prove to the council that I can be a guardian.

I'll lay low.

I promise.

Come on, guys, let's go.

Perhaps I overestimated the blonde witch's feelings for you.

You didn't, you'll see.

Maddie loves me.

She kinda-sorta likes you.

The same thing!

I don't have all night!

I've got places to go, people to see, magic realms to destroy!

I'm gonna send another selfie.

Oh, but this time, I'm gonna have you being att*cked by scorpions.

Not so fast!

Panthers, get them out!

I'll hold her off.

Diego, are you guys okay?

You... you said my name!

I'm great!

Speak for yourself!

Get us out of here!

Just give up already!

Never!

Now!

We did it!

Awwwww!

Both: Ewwwww!

Hey there, Francisco.

I thought you were staying at Andi's.

And stop calling me that.

Sure.

How about I call you... betta?

What?

As in my new betta fish.

(Laughs)

It's time.

Stop!

I order you to cease and desist!

(Laughs)

On whose authority?

All humankind and witch-kind and animal-kind.

Oh, and book-kind.

They sent you to stop me?

That's almost an insult.

Hex, now!

No, hex!

Aw.

(Crying)

(Evil laughing)

Oh no, look who escaped!

You're not gonna get away with this.

(Laughs) You say that like you believe it.

It would be sad, if it wasn't so amusing.

Step back!

Or principal Alonso gets hurt.

Dad!

Jax, what are you doing?

What I've always wanted to do.

This isn't you.

You don't want to hurt anyone.

What do you know?

You don't know me.

I'll make it super simple for you.

Put your powers in the bottle, and I won't hurt dear ol' Francisco-fishie.

If you don't, he'll take a nice, long swim...

Down the drain.

Okay, okay! Don't hurt him.

Emma!

(Crying) No, hex?

Hex!

Please, come back!

Hex!

And this is how it all begins.

Oh no you don't!

Ah!

Dad?

It's okay, I got him!

She just poured him into another bowl.

But I can't turn him back.

Don't worry.

We'll find a safe place for him.

But right now we gotta go.

(Whispering) No, blogging is bad.

(Laughs) Blogging bad.

Are you sure she's okay?

Trust me, she'll sleep through the whole thing and not remember anything in the morning.

How do you know?

I did it to Katie once when I wanted to raid her closet.

You did?

I don't remember that.

See?

We're ready!

I tied a quadruple Fisherman's knot.

It should hold.

Are you sure you wanna do this?

Someone else can go instead.

No.

I'll go.

If something happens, I'm the only one that has powers.

But nothing will happen, right?

As long as Diego keeps the portal open.

I will.

Now!

Be careful!

What's going on?

Andi?

Traitor!

You are banned from the sharks for life!

Oooooh, my partners, just in time.

The entrance is jammed.

Help me open it.

You were going in without us.

No.

I was just... testing it.

And it's a good thing I did, 'cause now we have time to unjam it.

She was going in without you!

She was double-crossing you!

Quiet, my soon-to-be Minion!

I am so gonna get you for this.

Both: (Laughing)

It's happening.

Now, Jax!

Whoa, they're double-crossing Desdemona's double cross!

That's a... quadruple cross.

It has begun.

I guess we'll know if Desdemona managed to take over the world soon enough.

I can't believe this is happening.

Now I'll never be a Hollywood star!

Oh, and the magic realm being destroyed, that's tragic, too.

Maddie?

I made it!

I made it!

What on earth are you doing here?

Rescuing you, duh!

I'm so happy to see you!

You have to follow the rope out.

My proxy's holding the portal open.

I don't know how long he can hold it!

After you.

The last light!

It's started, we have to hurry.

Wait.

You don't have any powers.

And neither do you.

But I know we can do this... somehow.

I don't think we can hold her much longer!

I'll distract her.

Get the lockers open!

No!

I just need to get to the lockers.

Help me!

What was that?

Sorry, I can't hear you clearly.

Help meeee...

(Laughs) Wow!

Great show!

Better than the fourth of July!

Bravo.

But I don't need you.

Can't hold it much longer!

Come on, agamemnon, hurry!

Ramona: Climb quicker!

I really need to exercise more.

Pull Maddie out!

I can't... hold... it!

Pull, Sophie!

Pull!

Maddie: I'm almost there.

Maddie!

Hurry up, it's time!

I can't!

Ugh, move over!

Whoa!

Yes!

They have the lockers open!

Where's the hex?

We're running out of time!

How do we stop evil you?

She's my responsibility.

I'll stop her.

Come on, last light!

Come on, Jax.

Remember our agreement.

My family.

Don't get all sentimental.

This is my moment!

Stop!

Emma?

It's too late, glitter me.

I'm gonna rule the world, and you're going bye-bye.

Jax, you can't do this.

Think of our friends, our families.

Like you thought of me?

Come on, e.

Let's go.

Jax!

Maddie?

Where is she?

Maddie?

She's gone.

If she got trapped between limbo and here, that's it.

What?

No!

Do something!

Lily: He's too weak.

Try again!

It's useless.

No, it's not.

Grab the rope.

When I open it, pull as hard as you can.

Pull!

You made it out!

I know!

I'm out!

Proxy!

I knew you'd save me.

Did you have onions for dinner?

I did, I'm sorry.

I love onions.

I'm not gonna let you do this!

You can't stop me, with or without your powers.

Emma!

Here!

Don't you dare!

Now let's see what you can do.

It's too late.

I'm already more powerful than you.

Emma, get her away from the light!

What's happening?

It's absorbing all magical beings.

Hex!

Agamemnon, transport us to the school.

Limbo's weakened us all.

We can't transport... not now.

Maddie!

Grab something!

Help!

We got you!

Maddie: Ahhh!

Diego: Ahh!

Daniel!

Gotcha.

(Laughing) Ahh, I guess I found the sweet spot!

You can't do this!

Don't fight it!

I am the last witch standing.

I love you.

No!

Help her!

I got you!

It's too strong!

Don't let go!

Emma?

Stay away from her!

It's okay, Danny.

I'm so sorry.

I... I never meant for you to get hurt.

Yeah, you got a funny way of showing it!

Excuse me.

Where am I?

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

That's it for this week.

This is miss information, reporting live from the school cafeteria.

Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something important?