03x59 - Too Cool
Posted: 05/13/24 10:03
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next on between the lions
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if you think that was fun watch this
between the lions is funded in part by
our ready to learn television
cooperative agreement
from the u.s department of education
through the public broadcasting service
and by the corporation for public
broadcasting i love how you said that
cleo
we do have additional funding to talk
about oh right of course um
additional support is provided by the
park foundation
dedicated to education and quality
television
and the civil society institute you know
theo
i never get tired of telling people
about our funders me either
i could do it at least once every day we
do
oh yeah right we do
hey now hey
wow here's how
come and read between the lions
[Music]
time
[Music]
too cool
[Music]
dad the guys and i were just breaking in
my new baseball mitt no weather's kind
of stiff
oh excuse me
look uh you may be uh breaking in more
than that glove
like uh maybe your heads hmm why don't
you just try
oiling it huh ah we've done that hey
thanks guys
take a lap
tat want that one look
oh excuse me uh could you tell me where
to find the
how-to section of the library certainly
at the top of the steps take a right at
the monkey on stilts
i see the thanks you're welcome
dad that's a new guy at school
derrick cheetah oh he's the best
baseball player i've ever seen
why don't you ask him to be on your team
what
no way he'd never do it he's too good
for us
probably laugh at me for asking well you
never know
he's a new guy right oh he'd probably
like to have a new friend
derek my friend
ah he's way too cool
you know lionel friendships are kind of
like
uh they're like oh
they're like a new baseball glove they
can be a little stiff at first
you just have to break them in
nice try dad i don't think so hey
hey hey where
hey up here i've got something for you
here whoa nice snack son thanks dad
earl's too cool for me oh great
book yeah hey wait a minute you were
eavesdropping you were
oh yeah you'd be surprised what you can
pick up from up here
well turtle loo
whoops
well at least your teammates cushioned
his fall what a mess
oh lionel this book is perfect hmm
why do i smell a book that's going to
teach me a lesson
hey let's go read it i think this glove
needs a rest huh
[Music]
earl's too cool for me by leah camacho
illustrated by laura cornell very good
earl's got a bicycle made of hay
[Music]
he takes rides on the milky way
[Music]
earl's too cool for me
[Music]
earl's got a hat with a real horse
feather
he wears socks made of chicken leather
chicken leather earl's too cool for me
earl knows all the letters in the zulu
alphabet
he caught wild boars in a butterfly
event
that's too cool for me
earl's been to france at south zanzibar
drove to china in an egg roll car
[Music]
earl's too cool for me
girl swings with gorillas
and when he's tired that
he plays jazz with the alley
earl's cat cool for me
[Music]
earl's friendly with the martians
and a few movie stars
[Music]
he keeps monster eyes empty jelly jobs
earl's too cool for me
now here comes girl
and he's going to ask why
i'm not cool like he is but all he says
is
hi we smile at each other
he's a regular guy
yes earl's pretty funny and he's really
nice
[Music]
he's eight years old and only thrown up
[Music]
twice
[Music]
all right dad that was one of those
books with a lesson
well i'll do it huh i'll just walk up
and say
hi uh earl uh oh i mean go
derrick and ask him if he wants to be on
our team i mean
why not right
[Applause]
what just happened oh don't worry dear
one childhood crisis diffused
brilliantly i might add that's right
that's what good parenting is
oh i can't do it mom derek's just way
too
cool you were saying love
oh nothing there nothing just uh
clearing my throat
it's okay son hey lionel
i've got a good idea
[Music]
oh actually it's my real hair oh get
into the groove as
birth the reader in the vowels prune the
double
oh in the word
[Music]
and now it's time for
[Music]
excellent gwen here once again at
blending fields where
two brave knights and armor will charge
together
at high speed and make a word competing
today we have
sir
and sir
blender
[Applause]
oh
excellent that's the wingsword for today
and this is wayne saying
i hope to whoop it up with you real soon
see you next time on great word great
words
hoop loop
pool pooch
wow cuddly kitty don't you just love
little wendy tails
i wonder what'll happen to lil wendy and
her pooch poopsie next
[Music]
poopsie laughs when she sees little
wendy slip
on the dripping ice cream oh
no poor little wendy and poopsie
cuddly kitty this looks like a job for
the punctuator and
emoticon the cat
[Music]
apostrophe apostrophe
[Music]
[Music]
wow cuddly kitty don't you just love
little wendy
tails i wonder what'll happen to lil
wendy and her pooch poopsie nest
and now new york jets star linebacker
moe lewis
will recite a poem mouse hair
don't raise a great hullabaloo if you
find click the mouse in your stew
just be quiet don't shout wave her about
or the rest be one and one too oh
brilliant
a poetic touchdown applause for
linebacker
[Applause]
so you want to practice asking this
derrick person to be on your team
yeah it's mom's idea it's called
role-playing
oh i get it it's pretend so i'm this
really cool
derek cheetah guy that you want to ask
and you're um
you're um you right
right this'll never work yes it will
watch lionel
okay hey your glove is stiff
you should oil it i have oh leona can we
try this now i need the practice you
know to
get my nerve up okay
okay give me your best shot man you
don't have to go overboard
oh it's just getting into character okay
go ahead lay it on me satchel
hi derek yeah what's up man
so uh derek you want to uh
uh i mean then would you like to uh i
don't know what
would you like to play yeah that's it
yeah yeah would you like to play on my i
mean
not my i mean our baseball team now when
i say r
i don't mean mine in yours i mean
derek do you want to be on the
boomerangs golly gee
i'd love to be on your team
[Music]
derek cheetah wouldn't do that not sure
he would oh
brother
[Music]
let me reaffirm lionel i am to pretend
that i am a fine baseball player well
that's right yet uh it didn't work out
with leona but hey
maybe it'll work with you and you are
going to pretend
to ask me to be on your team that's
correct and
are you aware that i am an enhanced
computer input device
yeah but uh right now we're gonna
pretend
that you are a cool baseball player
named
derek hmm cool
i see let us proceed okay okay
here it goes take me out to the ball
game take me out to the crowd
throw it in right here baby scratch
scratch
click click can we get on with it
certainly
proceed okay okay here we go
scratch scratch hiya derek
my name's lionel would you like to be on
my baseball team the boomerangs
i cannot be on your baseball team
why not i am an enhanced computer input
device lino
click we're role playing okay we're
pretending
we're pretending you're derek okay
no i am click the mouse derek
definitely click the mouse never mind
perhaps i could drag and drop this derek
person onto your team photo
i will process that as a no
[Music]
no it's okay i can't do it mom i pretend
anything just didn't work
lion-o you're too hard on yourself
hey you won't know if derek will will
swing at the ball until you throw it to
him
stay on the mound throw him a pitch and
just ask him to be on your team see what
happens
that's what this game is all about take
a little risk
you're right mom i just have to stay in
there and
wind up throw in my best pitch
take a chance yeah ah
thanks man you're the best
you're welcome hey that's my home team
there
come here
okay i can do this
hiya derek i'm i'm lionel and uh
i was uh i oh
i know it
the following preview has been approved
for all readers
by the uh association of america
[Music]
because a little bug went
[Music]
because a little bug
[Music]
don't miss double o making their oo
sound in because a little bug went
written by rosetta stone illustrated by
michael fritz the double ooh sound
appears daily in oodles of other words
and stories for details consult your
local librarian teacher parent cardio
professional
barnaby busterfield iii memorial public
library
information and speaking oh
hello mr weisenheimer how nice you
called what can i do for you
what do you call a train with a very bad
head cold
interesting question i'll have to look
it up yes
all right here it is here it is a train
with a very bad head cold
is called an uh uh
train you know what i mean well that's
what it says an
ah train
oh you're very welcome mr weisenheimer
no no no no i've told you before we
don't know which came first
why don't you call mr hawking
two two
[Music]
two
the monkey pop-up theater
[Music]
[Music]
we dance
[Music]
they
[Music]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
tango
peace
[Music]
oh
paste toothpaste
toothpaste
dig it ready yeah baby
smooth smooth
yeah gr
oof
[Music]
cool cool cool
cubie
[Music]
cool
hey you can't treat my brother like that
well what do you mean well at least you
could be
nice you don't have to be so so cold or
cool or whatever me
cool yeah you
you just walked off you wouldn't even
talk to lionel
he just wanted to ask you to be on his
team
wow well i'd like to be on his team
what why didn't you talk to him huh
oh well yeah that well you see
i'm the new guy at school i'm really shy
i mean lionel he's so funny and
and kids like him and stuff he's so cool
well i know this cool
wow things sure can turn around can't
they
cool
[Music]
oh i know go away leona
can't you see i want to be by myself oh
no
you don't yes i
do no you
don't i brought a new friend for you
come on come on in derek
lionel uh i uh i came to the library
today for for two reasons uh
one to get a book uh this one how to
make friends
by dale carnegie and two
well because i thought i might see you
here and
ask if i could play on your team
you were going to ask me if you could be
on the boomerangs
yeah yeah i love sports but i have a
hard time meeting people
derek hmm i was going to ask you if you
wanted to be on our team
you were yeah yeah
look we have the same gloves
cool is yours all brand new and really
stiff too
yeah mine too
let's break them in oh great yeah yeah
how do you do that
well that's easy you jump on them
hold on there team let's not uh break in
gloves in the reading nook okay
please sorry all right there you go son
wow all right earl's too cool
wait a second derek you and i should
read this book together
what do you say well sure great
all right you guys enjoy now okay we'll
see you later have fun
hey he's a good cub huh yes yeah
all right who wants a story huh
okay thanks leona
oh you are cool i know
no leona you're cool oh
all right hey guys let's read derek's to
i mean earl's too cool for me
huh by leah comico
earl's got a bicycle made of hay
he takes rides on the milky way
earl's too cool for me you go
earl's got a hat with the real horse
feather
he wears socks made of chicken leather
[Music]
hey buster you want to be on our
baseball um
uh team yeah
team well um depends on what position i
play
oh well uh how about um hey how about
pitchers um
uh
yeah pitchers mound
hey walter i can see the whole
field from up there
no here
sh**t
she's out barnaby b mustafa the third
you are too cool for me
[Music]
all kids need to be read to every day be
a designated reader
if you help a child get wild about
reading you get a child wild about
learning and when they're wild about
learning they
stay off the furniture
[Music]
between
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
i love how you said that
cleo we do have additional funding to
talk about
oh right of course um
[Music]
and the civil society institute you know
theo i never get tired of telling people
about our funders
me either i could do it at least once
every day
we do oh yeah
[Music]
coming up
next on between the lions
[Music]
if you think that was fun watch this
between the lions is funded in part by
our ready to learn television
cooperative agreement
from the u.s department of education
through the public broadcasting service
and by the corporation for public
broadcasting i love how you said that
cleo
we do have additional funding to talk
about oh right of course um
additional support is provided by the
park foundation
dedicated to education and quality
television
and the civil society institute you know
theo
i never get tired of telling people
about our funders me either
i could do it at least once every day we
do
oh yeah right we do
hey now hey
wow here's how
come and read between the lions
[Music]
time
[Music]
too cool
[Music]
dad the guys and i were just breaking in
my new baseball mitt no weather's kind
of stiff
oh excuse me
look uh you may be uh breaking in more
than that glove
like uh maybe your heads hmm why don't
you just try
oiling it huh ah we've done that hey
thanks guys
take a lap
tat want that one look
oh excuse me uh could you tell me where
to find the
how-to section of the library certainly
at the top of the steps take a right at
the monkey on stilts
i see the thanks you're welcome
dad that's a new guy at school
derrick cheetah oh he's the best
baseball player i've ever seen
why don't you ask him to be on your team
what
no way he'd never do it he's too good
for us
probably laugh at me for asking well you
never know
he's a new guy right oh he'd probably
like to have a new friend
derek my friend
ah he's way too cool
you know lionel friendships are kind of
like
uh they're like oh
they're like a new baseball glove they
can be a little stiff at first
you just have to break them in
nice try dad i don't think so hey
hey hey where
hey up here i've got something for you
here whoa nice snack son thanks dad
earl's too cool for me oh great
book yeah hey wait a minute you were
eavesdropping you were
oh yeah you'd be surprised what you can
pick up from up here
well turtle loo
whoops
well at least your teammates cushioned
his fall what a mess
oh lionel this book is perfect hmm
why do i smell a book that's going to
teach me a lesson
hey let's go read it i think this glove
needs a rest huh
[Music]
earl's too cool for me by leah camacho
illustrated by laura cornell very good
earl's got a bicycle made of hay
[Music]
he takes rides on the milky way
[Music]
earl's too cool for me
[Music]
earl's got a hat with a real horse
feather
he wears socks made of chicken leather
chicken leather earl's too cool for me
earl knows all the letters in the zulu
alphabet
he caught wild boars in a butterfly
event
that's too cool for me
earl's been to france at south zanzibar
drove to china in an egg roll car
[Music]
earl's too cool for me
girl swings with gorillas
and when he's tired that
he plays jazz with the alley
earl's cat cool for me
[Music]
earl's friendly with the martians
and a few movie stars
[Music]
he keeps monster eyes empty jelly jobs
earl's too cool for me
now here comes girl
and he's going to ask why
i'm not cool like he is but all he says
is
hi we smile at each other
he's a regular guy
yes earl's pretty funny and he's really
nice
[Music]
he's eight years old and only thrown up
[Music]
twice
[Music]
all right dad that was one of those
books with a lesson
well i'll do it huh i'll just walk up
and say
hi uh earl uh oh i mean go
derrick and ask him if he wants to be on
our team i mean
why not right
[Applause]
what just happened oh don't worry dear
one childhood crisis diffused
brilliantly i might add that's right
that's what good parenting is
oh i can't do it mom derek's just way
too
cool you were saying love
oh nothing there nothing just uh
clearing my throat
it's okay son hey lionel
i've got a good idea
[Music]
oh actually it's my real hair oh get
into the groove as
birth the reader in the vowels prune the
double
oh in the word
[Music]
and now it's time for
[Music]
excellent gwen here once again at
blending fields where
two brave knights and armor will charge
together
at high speed and make a word competing
today we have
sir
and sir
blender
[Applause]
oh
excellent that's the wingsword for today
and this is wayne saying
i hope to whoop it up with you real soon
see you next time on great word great
words
hoop loop
pool pooch
wow cuddly kitty don't you just love
little wendy tails
i wonder what'll happen to lil wendy and
her pooch poopsie next
[Music]
poopsie laughs when she sees little
wendy slip
on the dripping ice cream oh
no poor little wendy and poopsie
cuddly kitty this looks like a job for
the punctuator and
emoticon the cat
[Music]
apostrophe apostrophe
[Music]
[Music]
wow cuddly kitty don't you just love
little wendy
tails i wonder what'll happen to lil
wendy and her pooch poopsie nest
and now new york jets star linebacker
moe lewis
will recite a poem mouse hair
don't raise a great hullabaloo if you
find click the mouse in your stew
just be quiet don't shout wave her about
or the rest be one and one too oh
brilliant
a poetic touchdown applause for
linebacker
[Applause]
so you want to practice asking this
derrick person to be on your team
yeah it's mom's idea it's called
role-playing
oh i get it it's pretend so i'm this
really cool
derek cheetah guy that you want to ask
and you're um
you're um you right
right this'll never work yes it will
watch lionel
okay hey your glove is stiff
you should oil it i have oh leona can we
try this now i need the practice you
know to
get my nerve up okay
okay give me your best shot man you
don't have to go overboard
oh it's just getting into character okay
go ahead lay it on me satchel
hi derek yeah what's up man
so uh derek you want to uh
uh i mean then would you like to uh i
don't know what
would you like to play yeah that's it
yeah yeah would you like to play on my i
mean
not my i mean our baseball team now when
i say r
i don't mean mine in yours i mean
derek do you want to be on the
boomerangs golly gee
i'd love to be on your team
[Music]
derek cheetah wouldn't do that not sure
he would oh
brother
[Music]
let me reaffirm lionel i am to pretend
that i am a fine baseball player well
that's right yet uh it didn't work out
with leona but hey
maybe it'll work with you and you are
going to pretend
to ask me to be on your team that's
correct and
are you aware that i am an enhanced
computer input device
yeah but uh right now we're gonna
pretend
that you are a cool baseball player
named
derek hmm cool
i see let us proceed okay okay
here it goes take me out to the ball
game take me out to the crowd
throw it in right here baby scratch
scratch
click click can we get on with it
certainly
proceed okay okay here we go
scratch scratch hiya derek
my name's lionel would you like to be on
my baseball team the boomerangs
i cannot be on your baseball team
why not i am an enhanced computer input
device lino
click we're role playing okay we're
pretending
we're pretending you're derek okay
no i am click the mouse derek
definitely click the mouse never mind
perhaps i could drag and drop this derek
person onto your team photo
i will process that as a no
[Music]
no it's okay i can't do it mom i pretend
anything just didn't work
lion-o you're too hard on yourself
hey you won't know if derek will will
swing at the ball until you throw it to
him
stay on the mound throw him a pitch and
just ask him to be on your team see what
happens
that's what this game is all about take
a little risk
you're right mom i just have to stay in
there and
wind up throw in my best pitch
take a chance yeah ah
thanks man you're the best
you're welcome hey that's my home team
there
come here
okay i can do this
hiya derek i'm i'm lionel and uh
i was uh i oh
i know it
the following preview has been approved
for all readers
by the uh association of america
[Music]
because a little bug went
[Music]
because a little bug
[Music]
don't miss double o making their oo
sound in because a little bug went
written by rosetta stone illustrated by
michael fritz the double ooh sound
appears daily in oodles of other words
and stories for details consult your
local librarian teacher parent cardio
professional
barnaby busterfield iii memorial public
library
information and speaking oh
hello mr weisenheimer how nice you
called what can i do for you
what do you call a train with a very bad
head cold
interesting question i'll have to look
it up yes
all right here it is here it is a train
with a very bad head cold
is called an uh uh
train you know what i mean well that's
what it says an
ah train
oh you're very welcome mr weisenheimer
no no no no i've told you before we
don't know which came first
why don't you call mr hawking
two two
[Music]
two
the monkey pop-up theater
[Music]
[Music]
we dance
[Music]
they
[Music]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
tango
peace
[Music]
oh
paste toothpaste
toothpaste
dig it ready yeah baby
smooth smooth
yeah gr
oof
[Music]
cool cool cool
cubie
[Music]
cool
hey you can't treat my brother like that
well what do you mean well at least you
could be
nice you don't have to be so so cold or
cool or whatever me
cool yeah you
you just walked off you wouldn't even
talk to lionel
he just wanted to ask you to be on his
team
wow well i'd like to be on his team
what why didn't you talk to him huh
oh well yeah that well you see
i'm the new guy at school i'm really shy
i mean lionel he's so funny and
and kids like him and stuff he's so cool
well i know this cool
wow things sure can turn around can't
they
cool
[Music]
oh i know go away leona
can't you see i want to be by myself oh
no
you don't yes i
do no you
don't i brought a new friend for you
come on come on in derek
lionel uh i uh i came to the library
today for for two reasons uh
one to get a book uh this one how to
make friends
by dale carnegie and two
well because i thought i might see you
here and
ask if i could play on your team
you were going to ask me if you could be
on the boomerangs
yeah yeah i love sports but i have a
hard time meeting people
derek hmm i was going to ask you if you
wanted to be on our team
you were yeah yeah
look we have the same gloves
cool is yours all brand new and really
stiff too
yeah mine too
let's break them in oh great yeah yeah
how do you do that
well that's easy you jump on them
hold on there team let's not uh break in
gloves in the reading nook okay
please sorry all right there you go son
wow all right earl's too cool
wait a second derek you and i should
read this book together
what do you say well sure great
all right you guys enjoy now okay we'll
see you later have fun
hey he's a good cub huh yes yeah
all right who wants a story huh
okay thanks leona
oh you are cool i know
no leona you're cool oh
all right hey guys let's read derek's to
i mean earl's too cool for me
huh by leah comico
earl's got a bicycle made of hay
he takes rides on the milky way
earl's too cool for me you go
earl's got a hat with the real horse
feather
he wears socks made of chicken leather
[Music]
hey buster you want to be on our
baseball um
uh team yeah
team well um depends on what position i
play
oh well uh how about um hey how about
pitchers um
uh
yeah pitchers mound
hey walter i can see the whole
field from up there
no here
sh**t
she's out barnaby b mustafa the third
you are too cool for me
[Music]
all kids need to be read to every day be
a designated reader
if you help a child get wild about
reading you get a child wild about
learning and when they're wild about
learning they
stay off the furniture
[Music]
between
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
i love how you said that
cleo we do have additional funding to
talk about
oh right of course um
[Music]
and the civil society institute you know
theo i never get tired of telling people
about our funders
me either i could do it at least once
every day
we do oh yeah
[Music]