04x10 - BlueBell

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After graduating top of her class from medical school, New Yorker and new doctor accepts an offer from a stranger to work in his medical practice in small-town Bluebell on the Alabama coast. She arrives to find he has d*ed and left half the practice to her in his will.
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04x10 - BlueBell

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BlueBell's my home, and it always will be.

But as of tomorrow, I won't be living here anymore.

And... voilà..

Wait, y-you have to spell out "Wade".

I think he knows his own name.

I love you.

Lemon: Lavon, is that...

Uh...

We're engaged!

You stole my proposal!

Sorry. See, we came across the candles, and-and Lemon saw them, so I-I just let it play out.

♪ ♪

I truly don't get it.

Now you want to get married...

Yes.

...but we can't, because...

Wade, I've been over this with you ten times.

Because Lemon and Lavon got engaged, okay? I cannot steal Lemon's thunder.

They stole our engagement!

Look, we have to tell Lemon the truth.

Are you crazy?

Their engagement party is tonight.

I've already ruined her last engagement party. Also, her last wedding.

Well, then, Lavon has to tell Lemon the truth.

We can't ask him to do that. They seem so happy. They're...

Over the moon!

(both laughing)

I just never guessed I'd be this content, this fulfilled.

Me, Lavon Hayes, marrying Lemon Breeland! (squeals)

The most amazing woman in the world.

Ooh...

Gee, sorry. Hope we're not stepping on your special moment.

Zoe: We are just so excited for the engagement party tonight.

Lemon: Good. Because...

Zoe Hart, would you please be one of my bridesmaids?

Really?

Even after I-I ruined your...

And then your, um...

Listen, it's all water under the bridge now.

Then I accept!

(squeals) I promise I won't ruin anything else.

I'll be back in a few minutes.

Lavon: Okay.

You know, I should go, too.

George asked me to go check in on the lawyer he hired to fill in for him.

Lay it on me.

Mwah.

All right.

Ah, who would've thought? Zoe, one of Lemon's bridesmaids!

(laughs) Ha. Don't smile at me, Mayor.

Look... oh, all right. All right, I get that you're mad.

But there's nothing stopping you from getting engaged, too.

Oh, yes, there is. Something about, uh, thunder stealing...

Just tell Lemon you didn't mean to propose.

But I did mean it. Now, I may not have intended to pop the question on that day, but fate intervened.

No, Zoe intervened, with a proposal meant for me.

That's just semantic.

Well, if semantic means "donkey crap", yeah, it's semantic.

Give me that.

(scoffs)

Hey.

You must be Olivia.

I'm Zoe.

I-I see that you're... you can't ask me to sit.

Have to. Having a baby in a month. So...

Uh, anyway, George sent me to see how you were settling in.

You okay?

Do I look okay?

How did I let George convince me to move to Alabama for a year?

All the food is fried and there are snakes, like big snakes...

Yeah. Well, believe me, I get it.

No, you couldn't possibly get it. I'm a New Yorker.

I'm used to public transportation and superb restaurants...

I-I'm a New Yorker, too.

So you live here by choice?

Well, I took over my dead father's medical practice.

Dr. Breeland d*ed?

I just met him yesterday. Was it snakes?

Harley Wilkes d*ed, actually. You know what? Forget it, it's a long story.

Okay, good. I don't like long stories.

Anyway, since you're here, can you deliver this contract to Dr. Breeland?

What is this?

What... He's not hiring a new associate.

Yes, he is.

No, he's not.

Okay, I don't even know how to talk to you people.

How do you say in Alabamian, "Yes, he is"?

I am not Alabamian.

Good luck to you.

Can you help me up?

(laughing)

You two are adorable.

Crickett: And... we have some news.

Jaysene and I are moving in together.

No!

Mm-hmm!

Oh!

That's so exciting!

AnnaBeth?

What is wrong?

I am very happy for you.

I am. It's just... George.

He left in such a hurry, we have no game plan.

I don't know how long he's gonna be gone or if he's ever coming back. I mean...

(phone ringing)

Oh, sh**t. That's him. I can't let him know I was crying.

(grunts)

Hello!

George: Hey.

I just wanted to say one more hello before I head to the airport.

So, hello. I can't wait to see you.

Me, neither.

Hi, Annabelle!

I love you.

Chicken! Chicken!

Boundaries! We talked about this.

But it's an emergency.

Oh...

Meatball: George!

I need to talk to you.

Um... well, I guess you should go.

Yeah, sorry, babe. All right, I'll see you in a few hours.

Okay.

Chin up, AB. You can make a game plan tonight.

After you have lots and lots of sex.

I hate living with them!

Meatball ain't a good roommate!

They keep me up at all hours.

He uses all the hot water!

They brought a pet raccoon.

He's mean to our raccoon.

All right.

I have a near-record contract.

I have to preserve my voice, which is hard when I'm yelling at them all the time!

He yells at us all the time.

(All together) Why do you get your own apartment?

Why do I get... my own... I get my own apartment because I'm paying rent for all of us right now!

Geez. Now...

I would like for you to work on a cover of this song.

I don't work with Truitts!

We don't work with balls of meat!

George: Listen!

I think this is a great way to bring a little bit of BlueBell to the rest of the world.

So... just consider it.

Good. Now, I gotta go see about a girl.

Can I sleep in your bed?

George: No!

Zoe: Brick, you are not going to believe what that new lawyer just told me!

Who the hell are you?

I'm Dr. Halston. Uh, please watch your language in my office; I may have patients coming any moment.

This is my office.

You must be the nurse.

I am not the nurse.

I am a doctor.

Huh. Interesting.

Dr. Breeland didn't mention you when he hired me.

Where is Dr. Breeland?

I have some words I'd like to exchange with that enormous...

He's not here right now. I could tell him that you stopped by.

I will wait!

Grandma!

You're here.

What are you doing?

You know I don't care for physical affection.

Oh, you're so cute.

Lemonade. We weren't expecting you till later.

Uh, Flower's Flora accidentally sent gladiolas instead of lilies.

Daddy, I'm not worried at all. The gladiolas look lovely.

They aren't even in the color scheme!

Shelby: And we're working on getting better quality champagne flutes.

Shelby, don't worry about it.

Everything looks so beautiful!

Thank you, each of you.

Now, there's nothing left for me to do here, so I'm gonna go get my nails done.

Huh?

Lavon has really changed her.

She is so calm.

Brick: Now, ladies, Lemon has had more than her share of bad luck with these types of events.

So it is up to us, her family, to make sure today goes perfectly. Understood?

Mm-hmm.

I can't believe it.

Of all the terrible, behind the back...

Hey.

There you are!

You have some explaining to do.

I would stand, but I can't really do that anymore.

Oh, you met Dr. Halston.

How could you do this?

Do what?

Replace me!

I'm gonna find a lawyer... not the one that George got to replace him... and sue you!

Sue me?

And also, it really, really hurts my feelings.

I didn't fire you, you ding-dong. Dr. Halston is our new associate.

I figured between Ethel and your impending baby, we would want someone to be on call nights and weekends.

Wait. What?

Well...

I was going to give you this later, but...

Your father would be so proud to see how far you have come, Dr. Hart.

Oh, now, don't cry.

No... no partner of mine can be all weepy and... Aw.

(car horn honks)

(seagulls calling)

(birds singing)

To Brick, for finally coming to his senses.

To Brick! And me!

Me and Brick! Not in that way.

What do you say we, uh, celebrate by, I don't know, maybe getting married?

Nope.

God, this is a really frustrating situation.

I know. Do you want to share my fries?

Hey, where'd my fries go?

Oops. Sorry. I thought you were done.

Oh, Zoe, this is Sammy. She's filling in for Wanda.

Hi, Zoe. Nice to meet you.

I'll replace those fries.

All right.

Thanks.

Dr. Halston.

Hi.

Hey.

Sammy: Don't you look nice?

Halston: Well, thank you.

You look mighty sweet yourself, there, Sammy. (giggles)

Oh, I was looking for Dr. Breeland, actually.

No idea who that is.

What is it with all these new people?

You know, you were new, too, once, as I recall.

Just like you. (both laugh)

Hey, don't forget my fries!

Weather report?

Sunny, upper 70s.

Cake?

Shelby: Perfectly iced and being delivered promptly at noon.

And, uh, wait staff?

Arriving 6:00 sharp!

I'm sorry to interrupt, Dr. Breeland. I'm afraid I have bad news.

Oh, no, no. No, no, no. No bad news today. No.

I-I just treated a bunch of sick patients. Food poisoning.

I guess they went to a party, ate a bunch of old cheese.

Well, so? Treating sick people, that's your job.

Yes, I realize that, but... these sick people were the entire wait staff of... of Fancie's...?

Shelby: Fancie's?

Like, here, Fancie's?

Well, Lemon's engagement party is here!

That's why I said "bad news".

I think we should tell Lemon.

Oh, no, no! No, no, absolutely not! No, uh...

I will-will find a new wait staff. People will want to pitch in.

This is BlueBell. (laughs)

No way! No how! We're guests.

I literally cried myself to sleep in my parents' basement knowing I wasn't invited to Lemon's last engagement party.

Well, I was there, and I remember. The food was delicious. The dancing delightful.

And I wish to partake once again.

Well, I never knew there was an engagement party.

And now I'm outraged that I wasn't invited!

Oh, uh, uh, Lemonade! Lemonade, stop right there! Where is it you think you're going?

Oh! Well, these cookies were delivered to my apartment, and I'm gonna bring them over to Fancie's.

Oh, no, no, no, no. This is your special day.

You mustn't, you can't go out there... running errands!

No! I will take these cookies.

You go on home. Put your feet up, take a nap.

Aw, thank you, Daddy. You're so sweet.

(both laugh)

(sighs)

Wade, Wade! Oh, you old so and so, uh, did you hear that I made Zoe partner today? And that shirt... wow!

That really makes you look dashing.

What's the favor, Brick?

Uh, I just need you to keep Lemon occupied. Just-just for a little while.

You got into Columbia! I am so proud of you!

Whoever would've guessed that I'd be the one to be in New York City and you the one to stay here?

You are going to love it.

Zoe, before I met you, I didn't know what life outside of BlueBell was.

I didn't have a role model. But now I know who I want to be.

A strong woman who isn't afraid to be a little crazy when it comes to love.

Wow, this day is... really intense.

I have something for you.

They don't fit me anymore.

Your pregnancy feet are gonna go back to normal.

Yeah, but these are New York shoes.

And it's time for them to go home.

Really?

(quietly): Yeah.

You know, I miss Harley all the time.

But I'm so glad he brought you here.

(honks horn twice)

You're here! Oh, you're here! You're here!

Oh!

(both sighing)

Both: I missed you.

(both laugh)

It was so much better in person.

Oh, yes.

Aw, it is.

Long distance sucks.

Yes. Oh.

We're gonna get through it, right?

Definitely.

It's not gonna be like this forever.

Okay.

Ha.

Yay! I don't why we're still talking!

Why don't we get in the house and see how fast you can take your clothes off?

Oh!

Wade Kinsella, explain yourself.

What? I thought that went well.

Mm-hmm.

Well, you told me that you needed my help, my expert business acumen to sort out an emergency. Yet, all you did was buy beer.

Doesn't even sound like me.

A) I don't even know what "acumen" means, and B) I wanted you to help me pick out the beer. You're so good at it.

What is going on?

Nothing.

Wade Kinsella?

What is going on?

I hate it when you do this.

Fine, okay?

Uh, the entire wait staff at Fancie's got food poisoning.

But don't worry because Brick is handling it.

So, my father is using you as a decoy over some catering emergency?

What?

Is that also a part of my family's ridiculous plan?

No, that is my bad.

I'm sorry that I haven't been here as much as I intended to.

But there's been a lot going on.

I wanted to tell you that...

I'm having a baby.

A boy.

(squeals) Alabama boy.

With Wade.

Do you remember Wade?

Well, before things get even crazier, I wanted to thank you for all of the postcards.

And for bringing me to BlueBell.

In weird news, I finally found love.

I finally found a home.

And I just wish that I could share it all with you.

And I wish that you could be the grandpa to this baby... because I think that you would be a great one.

He would've.

(laughs)

I was bringing Sylvie by before we headed back for New York.

I'm so glad you guys are here.

Yeah.

Ah.

(grunts)

Oh.

Sweetie, are you, are you okay?

Oh, yeah, yeah, no. It's just, um, Braxton Hicks.

They're, like, practice contractions.

Perfectly normal, nothing to be alarmed about.

H-how about we give you a ride back to the house anyway?

Oh, you don't have to do that.

Oh, we want to.

Okay. I'll be right there.

Thank you.

Don't look at me like that, okay?

This baby is not due for another three and a half weeks.

(gasps, exhales)

Congratulations, man.

Oh, thanks.

♪ ♪

That's not a squirrel, that's my wife.

(both laughing)

Hey, Frank?

Can I get a ginger ale? Make that a double.

I am a convenience store proprietor/private detective, not a miracle worker!

Zoe!

Have you heard I moved to BlueBell?

Susie finally gave me a chair in her salon.

She's doubled our client roster, mostly men.

Sal the shrimp guy comes in every day.

(groaning)

Zoe, you okay?

(grunts, laughs) Yes, dandy.

Oh, 'cause your eyes just rolled back in your head a little.

Uh, well... just 'cause you know...

Sal the shrimp guy? What a cad!

Well...

Neither the Pritchetts nor Frank have spilled anything in at least an hour, so that's something.

Oh, well...

...touching my stuff.

Oh This party is exquisite.

Lemon is gonna love it.

(phone dings)

Oh, dear.

Wade: Why are you not flipping out?

What? The Blue-Ber's on its way, my hair is done.

We're gonna be a little bit late to the party, but it's not a big deal.

I'm sorry. Wh-Where is Lemon Breeland?

Lemon? Hello? Are you inside this Cylon? Hello?

Okay, why does everybody think I'm such a delicate flower?

The reason for my anxiety about the last two parties is because I was marrying the wrong person.

But now I'm marrying the right one.

Hey, uh, since you're all, like, cool as a cucumber about everything now, can I ask you something?

What?

How would you feel if somebody stole your thunder?

Would that be okay, like, if they were to get hitched or engaged or something?

I would be honored to share my thunder with you, pal.

Thank you.

Congratulations, Lavon.

We are just so happy to here as invited guests.

I resent that.

Will you tell us the proposal story again?

You don't want to hear that again. We done told it so many times.

Aw, yes, we do! Please! Please! (all pleading)

Aw... okay.

Well...

I-I knew that I-I wanted to ask Lemon to marry me.

I-I was just trying to find the... right time.

And what better time than the end of the world?

So, I-I found candles.

300 candles.

That couldn't have been easy.

It wasn't.

Ooh! Where'd you get all those candles?

I had them. In case of blackout.

And then there was a blackout! (laughs) You couldn't have planned that any better.

Oh! Yeah, yeah. I-I spelled out "Marry me".

At the most romantic spot on the plantation.

So, what'd she say?

She said yes, obviously. And then my heart grew in my chest.

And I just knew I-I'd be happy for the rest of my days.

I am a cold-hearted witch. But that story really gets me.

Mayfair: I have to say.

This is a beautiful beginning to surely what will be a long and fulfilling life together.

A story you can tell your children.

Hear, hear. (all toasting)

Bettie: To Lavon and Lemon.

Cheers.

Oh.

You okay, Zoe, sweetheart?

Peachy.

I remember when I was that pregnant. Yeesh.

You got Braxton Hicks?

Yeah.

Those things are crazy! Sent me to the hospital three times, thinking I was in labor.

Oh. Yeah, well, I-I'm a doctor, so I know the difference. I'm not worried.

Good for you. Anyway, when it's real labor, you'll know, believe me.

Right.

(laughing)

Hey.

Hmm?

Let's try and get out of here early.

You read my mind.

Mm.

I'll make the rounds, I'll say hi to some folks.

And I'll meet you back here.

Okay.
(laughs)

You two look happy!

Does that mean you talked?

Ooh! Didn't have to. I mean, George said, "We wouldn't be long distance forever".

So, Nashville is temporary!

I knew he couldn't really like it there.

Oh! Right?

It could also mean he thinks eventually you'll move there.

No. He can't.

No, I mean, I'm not gonna drop everything for a man.

I've done that too many times.

George knows that.

Of course!

Jaysene is probably wrong.

She is often wrong... usually wrong.

"Always Wrong Jaysene"... that's what we call her.

Love you.

Brick: Lemonade!

There you are! Oh, I'm so happy you made it!

Oh, what an ordeal! Are you okay?

I'm fine. It was actually kind of fun.

Did somebody give you a sedative or something?

Oh, Grandma, you are just too hilarious.

Thank you both for everything that you have done.

It is just such a beautiful party. I love it.

It's just a perfect evening.

Oh, hey, you two.

Thank you so much for inviting me, Lemon Oh, sweetheart, I wouldn't have it any other way.

Well, it is a lovely party.

The flowers are divine, the canapes to die for.

The gladiolas, though, were an odd choice.

(gasps) Oh, and there's my amazing fiancé. Excuse me.

(whispering): I agree with you about the gladiolas.

I know.

Hey.

There you are.

Been looking all over for you.

Just been here, on my chair.

Are you, uh, you feeling okay?

Yes. Great.

Actually, I want to show you something. Look.

I thought he liked that new bartender.

Wade: Poor Sammy.

Yeah, another love triangle in BlueBell.

Who would have guessed?

Oh, oof.

Whoa, was that "oof" your love of irony, or is that, like, a-a contraction?

Don't be ridiculous. I just, I just need to go outside for a second.

Okay, all right, let me help you down.

George: I mean, Nashville is really amazing.

There's live music everywhere. There's an energy there, you know?

There's, like, creativity, determination.

I could really see myself making a life there.

Is that so?

Hey, babe. You, you, uh... You seem mad.

Are-are you mad at something?

I'm gonna...

So, just to clarify, before, when you said we wouldn't be doing long distance forever, what did you mean?

Oh. I-I just... I meant that I miss you.

And I-I don't want to be apart forever, so...

I don't know, maybe one day...

One day...?

Well, there are nursing schools in Nashville.

I need a drink.

Tonight is so amazing. It's so perfect, I feel so blessed.

It's the perfect celebration to a perfect new beginning.

Yeah.

And I finally got it right.

Yeah.

Well, I-I need to tell you something.

Anything.

Uh, technically, tha-that proposal out by the pond... wasn't for you.

(chuckles)

Well, who was it for?

It-it was, uh, Zoe's proposal to Wade.

But, you know, when you saw it a-and you said yes, I-I got carried away, because you looked so happy, and I do want to marry you, and it was the end of the world.

You are very quiet.

You upset?

I didn't need the perfect flowers, or to get here on time, or to not smell like a brewery, but I did need to actually be engaged... at my engagement party.

Excuse me.

Actually thinking about moving into the houseboat.

Zoe, you are having contractions. Just admit it.

Okay, I-I will admit that they might be.

Well, then we need to go to the hospital, baby.

There is plenty of time, okay? People will notice.

Look, I cannot ruin this for...

Lemon, great party.

Look, I-I know that this was your proposal.

So, the two of you should just go in there and tell everybody it's your party.

Because it should be.

No. This is your party. Your engagement.

This is your moment!

(water breaks)

(gasps)

Oh, my God, did... did you just pee on her shoe?

No, dummy, her water just broke.

On second thought, might be this guy's moment.

So, how many centimeters am I dilated?

Uh, seven? Eight?

I mean, I have a pretty high tolerance for pain.

Two.

Two centimeters?!

I ruined another one of Lemon's engagement parties for two centimeters?!

What-what does that mean?

Ugh, it means... make yourself comfortable.

We've still got hours to go.

Well, there is nowhere I'd rather be.

Aw...

Except maybe the vending machines?

Two bags of Cheese Flavies coming right up.

I got you, girl, come on now.

So, what I don't understand is... is Lemon technically engaged to Zoe Hart?

No, Crickett.

I didn't want to be this person anymore. The kind who flips out because her boyfriend didn't actually mean to propose to her, and someone's water breaks on her shoe. I thought that I had grown beyond this.

You were right to leave that party. What Lavon did is inexcusable.

Humiliating, mortifying.

I would leave the continent.

Lavon should be sweating it out right now, figuring out how to make it up to you.

Aw... I love you ladies.

Wait, should we be checking on Zoe and Wade at the hospital?

Oh, Zoe texted, and they said they have quite a while.

So, I say, right now we get good and sloshed.

Lavon Hayes, don't you know anything about women?

I, sometimes you have to lie.

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"Oh, no."

"Do you like my meat loaf?"

"Oh, it's better than my mama's."

"Did you mean to propose?"

"Hell, yes!"

Now I'm stuck with another ruined party that I have to pay for.

I mean, George still owes me for the wedding.

Look, I will pay for this one.

A-And I'm gonna make it up to her by giving her the proposal she deserves tonight.

Oh, I am not paying for that. But I will help.

Great, 'cause we got a ton of work to do.

Yeah.

Five centimeters? k*lling the game, baby.

(chuckles)

Oh. Did you ever think when we first met that we'd be having a baby together?

Uh, no... when we first met, I never thought I'd see you again.

Hey.

I thought you were spoiled, and I thought you were a brat.

W... yeah, well, I thought you were a jerk. I still do sometimes.

Yeah, well, you still aren't funny, so it's not a big deal.

I'm hilarious.

You remember that night out on Miller Road? Hmm?

Oh...

Hmm?

Remember that night? Hmm?

(laughing): Stop.

Yeah, we made out in your car.

Then my butt played Dixie with your horn.

I'm so glad you got rid of that; it was so stupid.

Are you kidding me?

So lame!

That horn was amazing.

Who'd have thought that would have been the first chapter of the rest of our lives together?

Hope it's okay if we're here.

I just can't miss the arrival of my grandson into this world.

I couldn't stay away either.

Smile!

Okay.

Do you want me to get rid of them?

No, I mean, Earl's your dad, you know?

Rose is like a sister to me.

Sylvie and Brando, they're family.

I-I'm not sure why Dash is here, but... it seems right.

Ah.

And twinkle lights... on.

You know, Lemon has always wanted this ring.

Oh, I hope she's found her prince.

Oh, it's so...

She's gonna love it.

Uh, thank you so much for all your help.

You mess this one up, I'm gonna break your kneecaps.

Harpist is on the way.

Fireworks are a go.

Oh, great, great.

Now, Frank said he saw Lemon at the Rammer Jammer with AB, so, George, I need you to go get her.

Actually, can Brick go?

I think AnnaBeth might be a little bit mad at me.

Why?

'Cause I suggested she move to Nashville.

Oh, that just sounds romantic.

You know, I thought so.

It's anti-feminist.

Who does George think he is?

You cannot leave BlueBell, all right?

Or nursing school or me, all right?!

Men!

Never understood 'em.

(clears throat) Uh, AnnaBeth. Can I talk to you for a minute?

(booing)

You want me to leave my friends, and walk all the way over there, to talk to you?

It's, like, six feet.

(clears throat)

Why are you here, George?

Because Lavon is gonna propose.

He set up this whole big thing, and I have to come get Lemon.

Fine, go get her.

But first... can you please explain to me what I did wrong?

I-I mean, is-is this because I mentioned nursing schools in Nashville?

Now is not the time, George.

Okay, well, I'm only here for one more day.

Bunch of us is going over to the hospital.

To welcome the new little doctor into the world.

You ladies care to join?

Yes, we should, I love babies.

Oh, but wait, I need to borrow somebody's shoes.

I was just trying to figure out a solution, because this... this sucks.

Yeah, I agree. But so does your solution.

Well, then what's your solution? Y-You want me to leave Nashville, you want me to come back?

No, of course not.

Then what?!

Maybe we should break up.

That sucks even worse.

Lemon, let's go.

Uh, is that one of those drunk blondes?

Yeah, she's gone.

(cell phone ringing)

Hey, George, you're on your way?

'Cause everything is perfect.

Oh.

All right, pack it up, guys. We're taking the show to the hospital.

I love that idea. I'm gonna leave the fireworks.

But I'm telling you right now...

(overlapping chatter)

May I ask that all non-family members please move over to the waiting room.

Dash: No, no, no, no.

We are all family here.

Exactly.

No one is going anywhere.

Except maybe safely to this side of the pelvic exam.

We should all back it up, back, back, back.

Hey, Brick.

I suppose they're family, too?

Yep.

Oh, hey, Lavon, did you accidentally get engaged to anyone on the way here?

Uh, Lemon, can we talk out in the hallway, please?

Uh, no.

Lemonade, go out in the hall.

(overlapping chatter)

You know what, everyone is here, and I-I'm full of so much love.

I'm so happy.

This is it. This is the moment.

I want to get married.

Now?

A-Are you sure you don't want me to wait until af...

Now! I want to get married now!

Oh, my God!

Y'all, everybody, listen up.

All right, we got about three centimeters till Zoe pops, and a wedding to plan in T-minus... well, as soon as possible, really.

I'll go get a veil.

Thank you.

I'm gonna go find some decor.

Jaysene and I'll find old, new, borrowed and blue.

I was hoping this might happen. So, I brought you a tie.

Thank you, Daddy.

George, AB, I'm gonna need a couple rings.

Uh, preferably not something too expensive as we now have another mouth to feed.

And maybe you can get some flowers on the, on the... way back. Uh, look. I-I don't know what's going on with y'all, but I don't care, all right? Just do it. Come on, let's go!

All right, all right.

Okay.

Thank you. You got it, buddy.

I'll go find Reverend Mayfair.

Oh, yeah, you're not driving.

Uh, hey. I couldn't help but, uh, notice you got a tiny harpist with you.

(sighs) Yeah. She's yours.

Thank you.

Candace: And you're feeling okay?

Wade: She's fine.

So, yeah, you're gonna be a grandma.

"Grandma"!

That is so sweet... that you think you can call me that.

Tell him, Zoe.

But I will get on a plane immediately.

Actually, I really need you to stay put right now because... we're getting married.

Hey!

A hospital is no place for a wedding!

I just, I can't wait another second to call this guy my husband.

Well, then you shouldn't.

You know, we got pretty much the whole town of BlueBell out in the waiting room.

Everybody's pitching in. We got cake, we got flowers.

Reverend Mayfair's on the way.

You're half-Jewish! What about a rabbi?

Yeah, Mom, I don't think we're gonna be able to find a rabbi in Alabama on such short notice.

I'm on it.

Well... this may not be the affair that I would've planned.

But you look so radiant.

Except for your hair.

Um, it's doing this weird flat thing on one side.

And there may be photographs.

Did you really mean what you said back there?

About us breaking up?

I don't see any other way.

I mean, my life is in BlueBell.

Yours is in Nashville.

It's only been a couple of weeks and it's already too hard!

It just doesn't matter, huh?

It-it just, it-it doesn't matter that we-we want to be together?

It doesn't matter that we have, like, we have great chemistry?

It doesn't matter that I love you?

Did you just say that you love me?

Yes. I did.

And-and when you love somebody, you-you figure it out.

You know, it-it's gonna take some time.

And-and you're gonna make some mistakes.

And-and you might look back at years of your life and say, "What the hell was I thinking" but... not when there's love.

And-and the only real mistake that you can make is to let that love just slip away.

Well?

Well, I love you, too!

(short laugh)

(laughing) Really? You were gonna propose?

Yes! I mean, what do you, what do you think the harpist is at the hospital for?

It was a whole to-do.

Fireworks, twinkly lights.

I wanted to make it up to you.

'Cause you're the woman of my dreams and you deserve the perfect proposal.

You know what?

Our life together's gonna be perfect.

I don't need the perfect proposal.

Wh-What are you doing? We're gonna miss the wedding!

This won't take long.

What?

Oh, my God.

Lemon Breeland... well, it's as simple as this.

I love you. Will you marry me?

(laughs)

Yes, Lavon. Of course I will.

That was beautiful.

Wow! It's so... big.

I was nervous with your mama yelling at me the whole time.

I heard that.

You're fully dilated, Dr. Hart.

No, no, no. I'm good. We got, we got time.

Where is everyone?

Wade?

Uh, I found an honest-to-goodness rabbi.

He was about to go into kidney surgery, but he said he'd wait.

Just don't look at him from the back.

Okay, that's great 'cause we don't have much time.

Rabbi Paymer, what a surprise.

Matters of the heart take precedent over matters of the kidney.

Oh! Dandelion rings!

George: Yeah, two birds, one stone.

Perfect. Let's do this.

Oh!

Uh! Another one.

We have to get you into delivery.

No, wait, no! I have to get married!

It'll take five minutes.

Well, you don't have five minutes.

We have to go to delivery right now.

Okay.

Okay, well, then we got to do it on the way!

Zoe!

I'll cross my legs if I have to!

(all clamoring)

Wade, you are the piece of me that's always been missing.

Through your eyes, I see myself in a whole new, better way.

And with you, I know true love.

Candace: Keep it straight, Tom!

No, no! To the left.

No! No! The right!

(Zoe grunts)

And I am in the most pain I've ever been in my entire life!

And you know who I have to blame for that?

But I wouldn't have it any other way because I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

Oh, God! And this baby!

Zoe Hart, you turned my damn world upside down. But you made me a better man.

Oh.

And I am so excited to be your husband. Be our little boy's daddy.

And I will do everything to make you just as happy...

Speed version!

Wade, do you take this...?

Yup.

Zoe, do you take this man?

I do!

Both: We now pronounce you husband and wife!

(all cheering)

Mazel tov!

You're making me motion sick, Tom!

(indistinct chatter)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

TBD Hart-Kinsella.

We haven't been able to agree on a name yet.

All right, pull a 360, check him out.

(all cooing)

That's my boy.

I knew you could do it.

Ah, thanks, Daddy.

Rudy: We worked on that song, Manager.

It's our baby gift.

♪ Ain't no gift like the present tense ♪
♪ Ain't no love like an old romance ♪

Join in, everyone.

♪ Gots to make hay when the sun is shinin' ♪
♪ Can't waste time when it comes time to dance ♪
♪ With you, my baby, we begin ♪
♪ You at my side is an easy win ♪
♪ Keeping in touch with the windows down ♪
♪ Missing you so when you're not around ♪
♪ Long live the heart ♪
♪ Long live the soul ♪
♪ That knows what it wants ♪
♪ That piece you can find ♪
♪ That part is the whole ♪
♪ It never lets go ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Livin' each day like it's the first one ♪
♪ Holding you tight 'neath the southern sun ♪
♪ Stories will hold the remember whens ♪
♪ Nothin' so big as this time with friends ♪
♪ You're my bright star ♪
♪ In the dark of night ♪
♪ You're my one true b*ating heart's delight ♪

(all cheering)

♪ Long live the heart ♪
♪ Long live the soul ♪
♪ That knows what it wants ♪
♪ That piece you can find ♪
♪ That part is the whole ♪
♪ It never lets go ♪
♪ Gots to make hay when the sun is shinin' ♪
♪ Can't waste time when it comes time to dance ♪
♪ Keeping in touch with the windows down ♪
♪ Feeling complete when you're back around ♪
♪ Long live the heart ♪
♪ Long live the soul ♪
♪ That knows what it wants ♪
♪ That piece you can find ♪
♪ That part is the whole ♪
♪ It never lets go ♪
♪ Long live the heart ♪
♪ Long live the soul ♪
♪ That knows what it wants ♪
♪ No matter how far ♪
♪ How heavy this load ♪
♪ It never lets go ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪

I can't believe that there is a new love triangle in BlueBell.

What, do you think we were the only love triangle ever?

You never heard the story of Shula, Delma and Sergeant Jeffries?

Shut up! No way! You're making that up.

I swear on my life. Yeah. Scout's honor.

You were never a scout, dummy!

That's not the point, all right? This is, like, town legend I'm talking about.

Do you think all small towns are like this one?

I'd like to think so. But something tells me probably not.

I know I love ours.

Me, too.

♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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