00x03 - Insta-Beard
Posted: 08/06/15 10:03
Male narrator: This is Danny. His life changed forever when visited by a time-traveling worm.
Are you from the future?
[SPITS] You know it!
Male narrator: One boy, one worm! These are their adventures.
1x03 - "Insta-Beard"
Future-Worm, your beard's amazing.
Thanks, man. It's bulletproof too.
[CLANKING]
[WHISTLING]
Hey, Dad!
Oh, hey, boys! What you up to?
Just admiring Future-Worm's amazing beard.
[GASPS] Dad! You should totally grow a beard!
Totally.
[SIGHS] I wish I could, son. More than anything. But I've never been able to grow a beard. Ever. I'll see you boys later.
Bummer.
We got to get my dad a beard!
I know just the thing. But we got to pick it up in the year 5184.
Dad: "Insta-Beard"?
Yeah, it's from the future. Just spray it on.
All righty.
I have a beard!
Yeah!
Yep.
Whoa, it's still growing!
Uh-oh.
Uh, Danny...
What's happening? [EVIL LAUGHTER]
I'm here to wreak havoc! [LAUGHING]
Get off of me, mister!
Silence!
[MUFFLED CRIES]
[BEARD LAUGHING]
It's time for... Robo-Carp!
Shave that beard off my dad!
Activate razor. Shaving, shaving, shaving, shave...
[LOUD expl*si*n]
[SIGHS] Weak!
Now feel my wrath, you fools!
[BEARD LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Dude, this is expired! We got a rotten beard!
I've dealt with this kind of thing before!
[YELLING]
Whoa!
We just got to ride it out for a few more seconds! Trust me!
Hear that, Dad? Just ride it out!
[MUFFLED SPEECH]
Cool.
Sorry, Dad.
Yeah, my bad too on, uh, not, uh, checking that expiration date.
Are you kidding, boys? I finally got to feel what it was like to have a beard. Even if it did turn evil, it was all worth it!
Cool. Now let's make beard angels!
Yeah, dude, this rules.
I've never done this before.
Look at this one.
Are you from the future?
[SPITS] You know it!
Male narrator: One boy, one worm! These are their adventures.
1x03 - "Insta-Beard"
Future-Worm, your beard's amazing.
Thanks, man. It's bulletproof too.
[CLANKING]
[WHISTLING]
Hey, Dad!
Oh, hey, boys! What you up to?
Just admiring Future-Worm's amazing beard.
[GASPS] Dad! You should totally grow a beard!
Totally.
[SIGHS] I wish I could, son. More than anything. But I've never been able to grow a beard. Ever. I'll see you boys later.
Bummer.
We got to get my dad a beard!
I know just the thing. But we got to pick it up in the year 5184.
Dad: "Insta-Beard"?
Yeah, it's from the future. Just spray it on.
All righty.
I have a beard!
Yeah!
Yep.
Whoa, it's still growing!
Uh-oh.
Uh, Danny...
What's happening? [EVIL LAUGHTER]
I'm here to wreak havoc! [LAUGHING]
Get off of me, mister!
Silence!
[MUFFLED CRIES]
[BEARD LAUGHING]
It's time for... Robo-Carp!
Shave that beard off my dad!
Activate razor. Shaving, shaving, shaving, shave...
[LOUD expl*si*n]
[SIGHS] Weak!
Now feel my wrath, you fools!
[BEARD LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Dude, this is expired! We got a rotten beard!
I've dealt with this kind of thing before!
[YELLING]
Whoa!
We just got to ride it out for a few more seconds! Trust me!
Hear that, Dad? Just ride it out!
[MUFFLED SPEECH]
Cool.
Sorry, Dad.
Yeah, my bad too on, uh, not, uh, checking that expiration date.
Are you kidding, boys? I finally got to feel what it was like to have a beard. Even if it did turn evil, it was all worth it!
Cool. Now let's make beard angels!
Yeah, dude, this rules.
I've never done this before.
Look at this one.