01x01 - Du ser ut som en slut

Episode transcripts for the 2015 TV show "Skam". Aired: September 25, 2015 to June 2017.*
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"Skam" is about the daily life of teenagers at the Hartvig Nissens upper secondary school (Hartvig Nissens skole) in Oslo.
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01x01 - Du ser ut som en slut

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The global mentality is moving toward free world trade and increased market liberalism.

A world full of opportunities. A world where dreams can come true.

It sounds fantastic, and it is fantastic.

For a very small percentage of us.

But for the vast, poor majority, the capitalist system only means one thing: death and suffering.

While we live out our days thoughtlessly, and stuff ourselves with cheap food... the poor people of the earth struggle in factories.

Wages are forced down to the minimum, while the work hours keep increasing.

Unionization is illegal, and the working conditions are intolerable.

Before applauding freedom, we must remember one thing: Our over consummating society stands on the shoulders of the coffee beans from Peru.

We gorge on cheap food produced by underpaid children's hands from India-

Was it good?

So good!

Should I change the title to: Working conditions are inhumane?

No, it was good the way it was.

Yeah?

Are there other things you thought of?

You know you wrote "gorge on cheap food" twice in a row?

Maybe you could change that.

No, that's the point. To write it twice.

I use repetition as a literary tool to emphasize...

Was it good?

Yeah, that was good.

Cleverly written.

I got a 5.

5+? Nice. Really good!

Eva, what did you get?

I don't want to talk about it.

The thing is, is that Jonas is your boyfriend.

So you have to tell him everything, and Jonas tells me everything. So I'll know anyway.

It's true.

Okay, yeah. I got a 4 minus.

You got a 4 minus?

That's bad.

Yeah, yeah. You're good a a lot of other things.

You're able to dress yourself, you can brush your teeth by yourself. Think of that.

Jonas, we're leaving.

Now?

Yeah.

Where are you going?

To Elias.

I'll call you later.

Okay.

[Phone is turned off...]

Hello!

Hey!

What's up?

Nothing special, really.

Are you with Jonas?

No, not now.

Weren't you going to Elias?

Yeah but that was a while ago.

Did you see Sara's picture? I think she got fake lashes.

No!

Yeah, check the picture on Facebook.

Have you heard they started their bus already?

No.

One month into high school and they started their bus.

With who?

With Rodrigues maybe, they're calling themselves Papsi Max.

You know you can just talk to her, right?

She doesn't bite.

Jonas is here. I have to go.

What are you gonna do?

I tried to call you, but you never answered your phone.

My battery was dead.

Can't you just charge it at home?

I wasn't home.

Where were you then?

I was at Elias'.

Until now?

I talked to Isak. He said you guys left Elias' a long time ago.

So many questions! Isak left, I stayed.

Don't you trust me?

Don't you trust me?

Huh?

Why don't you trust me?
3+? You said you got a 4 minus!

It's almost the same.

"Whoever has expelled..."

Jonas!

"... must be blamed for their behavior."

Jonas!

"A state one experiences"? That was really sweet.

What do you think you're doing?

A kiss.

What's your name?

Ingrid.

Are you guys in the same class.

1STA, yeah.

It costs 10 Kroner per ticket.

It'll be good. Are you guys excited?

Hi!

Will you be at the show?

We're from the theater group, and we want to have you!

What do you do at the theater group?

We have a pre-party tomorrow. Are you going to the party?

You have to, everyone will go!

You're a first year. This is when you'll lay the foundation for your social future for the next three years!

Wake up!

But if you want to be at the pre-party, add me on Facebook.

Argentina etc.

I don't think anyone actually likes him.

When the teacher asks obvious questions...

Hey you...

Can't we go to the party?

Why?

Because the entire school is going. And we are first years.

This is when we have to lay the foundation for our social life.

Foundation for our social life?

Come on! It'll be so much fun!

I promise.

Yeah okay, I'll come.

If... Isak can come to the cabin next week.

I know it was supposed to be just the two of us, but Isak has nothing to do.

He'll just walk around, completely by himself.

You can take a friend as well.

What do you say?

Okay, Isak can come.

Come to what?

The cabin, man!

Cabin? I'm going to the cabin?

On one condition..

That you guys come to the party tomorrow.

We can't.

Why not?

Kindred Fever tickets.

I completely forgot!

Seriously, I didn't even remember it.

Hi! You came!

You can't ignore me forever.

We're bound to talk.

Ingrid...

I miss you.

Say something.

I would've lost the eyeliner.

You look like a slut.

She snapped.

NOORA We have Spanish together. Noora.

Eva.

Girls who call other girls sluts have 90% higher chance of getting chlamydia.

Seriously?

No.

But it would've been cool if it were true.

Are you okay, or?

Yeah... Yeah.

Are you sure?

Maybe...

Maybe I can get a friend?

Can you maybe get Chris?

Chris?

It was 40.000 Kroner. I don't have that money!

It's toilet paper, Vilde! Toilet paper!

It's not that bad.

We're not going to use that much toilet paper.

I don't mean to interrupt, but I got Chris for you.

Here I am!

This is Chris.

I am Chris.

Are you also called Chris?

Oh my god!

Twin names!

Yeah, twin names!

We were actually in the middle of something...

Yes, of course.

Come, we're going.

What happened? We're not going to talk?

You! Where are you going?

Don't be a d*ck tease.
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