03x06 - Escobar season

Episode transcripts for the 2015 TV show "Skam". Aired: September 25, 2015 to June 2017.*
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"Skam" is about the daily life of teenagers at the Hartvig Nissens upper secondary school (Hartvig Nissens skole) in Oslo.
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03x06 - Escobar season

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Watch where you're going!

Hey.

Hey.

What's up?

Neh...

Not much.

Is Mahdi still mad at me?

No one's mad at you, man.

You sure?

Yeah.

We're just worried, man.

We don't really get what your thing is.

My thing?

Yeah!

You've been...

Acting so strange.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm sorry about that. It's just... A lot is happening right now.

Lately. Family and stuff as well.

And I can't sleep, so...

I lose my temper like, so damn quickly.

But I'm sorry about that.

Okay...

But... Let me know, If you want to talk about it.

I don't know, but there's...

That's what I'm thinking as well. That...

Yeah.

When you're in love...

You think love is just like in the movies.

But...

That's not how it works.

I...

I mean, I seriously thought William and I would be together forever.

It ends where it ends, you know...

No one lives happily ever after.

You know, because in...

Real life...

Like, in the end...

No one's willing to sacrifice anything for love in 2016.

Did I wake you?

What are you doing here?

No, just... Uh, Eskild brought a guy home.

So, I just moved here.

The walls are pretty thin in the living room, to put it that way.

Yeah, well the walls aren't so f*cking thick here either, though?!

I, I need to sleep!

And I can't sleep when you lie here and... talk a lot of sh*t!

It's 2 AM! Have some respect!

Okay...?

Yeah. I'm sorry, but...

I have to sleep!

Yeah, I get that.

I...

Of course, I can... I can talk to Eva tomorrow.

Yeah...

Say hi, though.

I'll do that.

And...

William is an... an idiot if he gives up on the two of you.

Good night, Isak.

G'night, Noora.

That'll be 22.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot. Bye!

Do you have more cheese sandwiches?

I can heat one up.

Can you heat one up for me as well?

Yes!

That'll be 25.

Uh, I think there's one crown missing.

There you go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

No... cardamom?

Cardamom.

No, so...

But, uh...

I think I gotta go.

The urine just kept running out of her?

Yeah. It was just running out, you know.

She had started working out, and so it just kept running down her pants, and into her shoes. She was very upset, though.

I see. But, uh...

I mean, it does get very loose if you don't squeeze at all.

Didn't she squeeze at all, then, or?

You know what, I asked if she had taken that test.

I mean, I said "Have you put your finger inside?"

And then squeeze real good.

And you know what she said then? She didn't feel a thing...!

No...

Isak Valtersen.

She was almost on her way over to Aleris.

You know, start having surgery and such.

Yes.

Just have a seat.

Thanks.

You're... You're the school doctor?

Yeah, I mean, not exactly a doctor. Yeah, kinda.

It said... It said doctor on...

Mhm. Well, that sign is from 1962.

What can I do for you?

I'm having trouble sleeping lately.

Yeah, I've had a lot of trouble sleeping lately.

And it's starting to affect school and stuff.

That's shitty.

Yeah.

So, I was wondering if I could get some pills or something.

Because, yeah...

Even though, even though my problem isn't the worst...

Sleep deprivation is very serious.

You have to think about how many accidents could've been prevented If people hadn't fallen asleep behind the wheel, for example.

I don't... I don't drive a car, though.

No. But you're moving around in traffic...

Yeah.

And that's one inattentive moment, and then 'Bam!', you slam into a semi truck, break your neck, and get paralyzed from the neck down.

You'll go straight into a wheelchair.

It happened to a friend of mine, she's still in that chair.
Isak.

For how long have you had trouble sleeping?

It's been a while, really.

But it's been worse over the past couple of weeks.

Like...

Last night I slept for maybe...

One hour.

Yeah.

We'll refer you to BUP then. (= Child and youth psychiatric polyclinic)

What does that mean?

It means that you'll get to talk to someone who can help sort out some of the thoughts in your head.

No. I'm not doing any of that.

No.

No, it's not like that...

No. I'm not going to do that. Then...

I'm completely serious, I'm not doing something like that.

Isak.

Do you like other people?

Sure, yeah?

Mhm.

Because you see...

Every person is an island. ("Kvart mennske er ei øy", a poem by Tarjei Vesaas)

And the only bridge across to others Is through words.

And as long as we don't talk to each other We end up becoming lonely little islands That are high on pills. Just like Ibiza, do you get what I'm saying?

No.

No...

I understand that, because I mixed in a poem by Inger Hagrup So it didn't make total sense But the point is That you can't keep isolating yourself.

Everything is harder on your own.

Hey.

Don't you have someone you can talk to?

Hey.

Hey.

Do you have any plans for tonight, or...?

Nah, I don't really know. I was just thinking I'd...

Go home and watch a movie or something.

Okay.

What are you doing now, though?

Now...

Now I was just thinking of going home. What about you?

Will you join me for a Kebab?

I've got money.

Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

Who would say no to Kebab.

No one.

Can you hold...

Yeah!

Where should we... Where should we go?

Over there.

Not over there?

No, not over there, because...

Dressed. And he was like...

Wearing a shirt and everything.

And I saw that he was flirting with a girl And I thought like, "Alright."

And then...

And I saw that he was standing with that girl, then he leaned forward And then he started vomiting...

Like crazy.

On, like, on her feet.

And he just kept vomiting.

And then he stopped for a few seconds.

And then she had time to start yelling, like, "What the f*ck?!"

And then he started vomiting even more.

It came out like a pressure washer, and it was absolutely awful.

I was laughing so much!

The ones who vomit are always the ones you'd least expect.

Yeah!

And... Yeah, I felt really bad for him.

Yeah.

You know...

You know that thing about me being a little weird lately...?

Mhm?

It's...

It's because of a person I like.

That, uh... Emma?

No, not Emma.

Take a guess.

A guess?

I can't guess...

Try.

Is it Vilde?

Vilde?!

Who do you think I am?! Vilde?!

Yeah, I don't f*cking know! What...

No...

Can't you just tell me?

I'll give you a hint.

A hint?

It's not a girl.

Hmm.

Is it me?

No!

You?!

No, no, no!

What the f*ck?

Yeah, I don't f*cking know. Just tell me then.

"No, no, no!" What, am I completely unattractive or what?

No, not like that, but...

No, it's not you.

Is it that...

Is it that guy from Vilde's revue group?

Yeah.

What's his name?

Even.

Good...

Good-looking guy, though.

What?

Yeah? What else am I supposed to say?

I don't even know myself.

But...

What's the thing between the two of you?

Nah...

Nah, I'm not actually sure, right now...

I don't understand sh*t, because he's a really back and forth kind of guy And...

And he has a girlfriend.

Oh, I see.

I think it's mine.

Hey.

Nah, I'm eating a Kebab is all.

Tomorrow?

Okay. Where?

I'm not sure I can be bothered going that far just for a party...

(Cheese toastie without cardamom.) (Meanwhile in another universe: Cheese toastie with cardamom.)

Okay, I'll see you there, then.

Maybe... Okay, bye.

What's that?

It's from Even.

Like, he's got to break up with his girlfriend.
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