02x06 - Talking Heads

[bunniefuu]

Welcome to my wicked world, wicked world

Well, hello!

Hey, Audrey.

Save your sarcasm, Mal.

And save the whole 'I choose good" act.

Because we know you've been faking it.

You've been evil all along!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Accusations are flying faster than Aladdin in here.

And you don't wanna let frown lines spoil that beautiful face.

Do you?

Audrey, we, VKs, may be a lot of things, but we're not fakers.

Just admit it.

You're furious about not getting a jewel and you're gone a 100% evil!

You're wrong. Mal is our friend.

We've been planning the song and d...

Stop.

Stop!

Bicker and holler, squabble and squawk.

Twist their words the next they talk!

In trouble big you are! Huh?

What now happening is?

Voices our she's bewitched!

Deserve you what get you.

Hey!

Okay, okay.

Things got a little heated. We all said things that didn't make any sense.

But I'm sure if we ask nicely, Mal will take all back.

Right, Mal?

Wrong!

♪ I carry on like a princess ♪
♪ But, man, I've got 'em fooled ♪
♪ 'Cause underneath my business ♪ ♪ I am cold, I'm hard, I'm cruel. ♪
♪ Never gonna put a spell on me ♪
♪ Never ever gonna bring me back ♪
♪ Never gonna make me be ♪ ♪ something I'm not ♪
♪ Because I'm evil. ♪
♪ Tell the people ♪
♪ I'm evil. ♪

What the heck!

Anyone, pizza like?

You're spacing your pie!

Gross!

Sorry, so I'm!

Oh!

Not bad. Hey!

Eating cures the spell. Dig in!

That's it!

As chairman of every committee I hereby banish you from Jewelbilee!

And if I had the power, I'd banish you from Auradon.

Awww, that's okay, Audrey.

♪ Because I'm evil. ♪
♪ Feels good to be bad. ♪
♪ So good to be bad. ♪

What is going on?

This isn't Mal. Why is she acting like this?

Window, window, paper thin, open up, I'm going in.

This is bad. This is really bad.

transcript by basiadora