02x08 - Evil Among Us

[bunniefuu]

Welcome to my wicked world, wicked world

I can't stop smiling!

I feel like the Cheshire cat.

The smiling bit, not the invisible bit.

Audrey, your dress is a-mazing.

I love where you put the jewel.

Thanks. And you look so totes fab, Jor!

And I have no idea what you just said.

I can't wait anymore.

I'm about to pop!

Where is everyone? We need to start!

Don't they understand the importance of the Jewelbilee?

Forget the Jewelbilee. I'm talking about my musical number!

Oh, where are they?!

Why, thank you, Your Majesty.

Yes, I do like happily ever-afters.

Ta-da.

You look amaze'!

I told you!

Thanks, but...

I still don't think I'm up for the Jewelbilee.

Come on! I'm sure if we told them about the whole evil spell on your hidden jewel thing, they'd totally let you go.

No, I don't want to make a scene.

Well, another scene.

I mean, besides, I can't get my jewel anyway.

You know, it's cursed, so, what's the point?

Well, if you're not going, then I'm not going.

I'd rather be here with you.

You know, Evie, you really are the best friend that I could ever hope for.

So... now what?

You wanna try on my tiara?

Yeah, I think I'll pass.

Why aren't they here?!

Well, you did un-invite Mal.

It's a very merry un-jewelbilee for her.

I know that.

But what about Evie, Freddie and Jane?

You think they are okay?

Well, they won't be when I get through with them!

Whoa! Got it.

Hurry! If we are late, Audrey will smash us like pumpkins!

Look!

Hey, who's tall, dark and turquoise over there?

He's reaching into the throne room!

Hey, fancy pants! What are you doing over there?

Show yourself!

Hey, where did he go?!

Ugh, not you.

What? Who is it?

Allow me to introductory myself.

I am Zevon, son of Yzma, and your worst nightmare.

transcript by basiadora