14x01 - Stranger in a Strange Land

[bunniefuu]

Remember when you asked if we could stop it -- all the evil in the world -- if we could really change things.


[ Screams ]


Maybe we can.


We're going to that place, and we're gonna save Jack and Mom.


Let's do this.


I'm Jack.


♪ Laid it right on the line ♪
[ Screaming ]


♪ When a guy with a chip on his shoulder said ♪


♪ “Toss off, buddy, she's mine” ♪


♪ ♪


♪ sh*t down in flames ♪
- You sent me to k*ll him.


Dean: I can hardly look at the kid!


♪ sh*t down in flames ♪
[ Screams ]


All I see is everybody we've lost.


♪ Ain't it a shame ♪


♪ Yeah, to be sh*t down in flames? ♪


♪ ♪


I k*lled my Lucifer.


♪ sh**t me, sh**t ♪


♪ ♪


[ Screams ]


♪ ♪


Gabe! No!


♪ ♪


♪ Whoa ♪


No.


I saw how they do the spell.


[ Grunting ]


[ Screams ]


We could've been something.
I just need your power.


- [ Gasps ]
- If we do this, you're the engine, but I'm behind the wheel.


It's a one-time deal.


[ Screams ]


♪ sh*t down in flames ♪


We had a deal!


Michael.


Thanks for the suit.


♪ Ain't it a shame ♪
[ Engine revs ]


♪ To be sh*t down in flames? ♪


♪ sh*t -- ♪


[ Music stops ]


[ Birds chirping in distance, music playing ]


[ Cellphone beeps, music stops ]


[ Sighs ]


[ Speaking Arabic ]


♪ ♪


Hello, Jamil.


Who are you?


Oh, we've never met.


But you've read all about me.


How does it go?


[ Speaks Arabic ]


You're...God?


Close, but... not quite.


Gabriel?


The other one.


The better one.


- Michael.
- There we go.


[ Exhales sharply ]
No, no, no, no.


Why are you here?


Well, that is the question, isn't it?


Why are we here?


I know why I'm here -- to ask you a question.


What question?


The same question I've spent weeks traveling around this world asking all sorts of people -- holy men, leaders, K*llers.


And now I come to you, Jamil Hamed.


[ Exhales sharply ]


What do you want?


What?


Do you want?
Exactly.


If you could have anything, name it.


Peace.


And love.


If you cared about peace, you never would have left Syria.


You never would have ran and abandoned your friends to die -- and they did die.


No.


And if you cared about love, you never would have gone into that broom closet with...


What was her name?


[ Breathing shakily ]
No.


Darlene?


Your wife never would have left, and you wouldn't be living in this...rat hole.


No!


[ Groans ]


And that's the problem with you.


You're lost...


...and not worth saving.


Wha--Wha--What do you want?


♪ ♪


What I have always wanted...


...a better world.


[ Indistinct conversations ]


Hi.


You got silver.


Devil's Trap.
Holy Oil.


And these here, they're dipped in Dead Man's Blood.


Basically, you need some freak dead?


I got you.


Maggie: A rawhead did this?


Yeah.
Outside Phoenix.


They're faster than they look.


[ Groans, winces ]


Meaner, too.


So, so gross.


[ Door opens, creaks ]
Soup's on. Who's eating?


- Oh, I am.
- Right here.


Woman: Yeah, I'll --
[ Door opens ]


Man: Yeah, right here.


- How 'bout you guys?
- I'll have soup.


Sam.


Hey, Mom.


How was Atlanta?


It was, uh --


It was a bust.
[ Chuckles ]


The woman who claims she saw an “angel”...


...was...
[ Chuckles ]


Let's just say I think she had one too many hits of the brown acid, you know?


[ Chuckles ]


Sam, we're gonna find him.


Ketch is working that thing in London.


Castiel is in Detroit.


I know it's been three weeks since Dean...


♪ ♪


Something will break.


It has to.


Yeah. Yeah, you keep saying that.


[ Inhales deeply, yawns ]


Have you slept?


At all?
[ Exhales deeply ]


Sam, you need to rest.
Go and lay down.


- Mom --
- Chief.


Hey.


Good to have you back.


Thanks.
Don't thank me yet.


Word is we got some vamps heading East on I- .


Gypsy types.
Pickin' off truckers mostly.


Last body got drained and dropped just outside La Crosse six hours ago.
Okay. Um...


All right.
Get me teams of two.


I want watch points every miles.


If you see something, say something.


Maggie, can you hack the traffic cams on the freeway?


Um... no.


Right. Right.


Of course. Sorry.
Um, I got it.


Thank you. Uh, please.


Would you call in Sharon and her crew?


We're gonna need all hands on deck here.


Yes, sir.
Thank you.


♪ ♪


[ Grunts, exhales deeply ]


Sam --
[ Keys clacking ]


I'm good.


[ Clacking stops ]


I'm good. I am.


[ Sighs ]


Hey, how's Jack?


[ Blow lands ]


[ Groans, breathing heavily ]


Watch for that left.
[ Chuckles ]


I never had to fight before.


Mm-hmm.
Life's a little different when you can't just zap people around, huh?


[ Panting ]


A lot different.
Yeah.


You'll get used to it.


Truth be told, this stuff didn't come all that easy for me, either.


Had my ass handed to me more times than I can count.


But you kept fighting?


You got to.


As a wise man once said, “It ain't how hard ya hit.


It's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward”.


Was that Gandhi?


Probably.
Yeah, somethin' like that. Yeah.


So, what are you gonna do?


[ Exhales sharply ]


Watch the left.


Attaboy. Attaboy.


[ Grunting ]


Ah, that's it.


[ Grunts ]


[ Door creaks, bell rings, country music playing ]


[ Indistinct conversations ]


[ Door creaks, bell rings ]


♪ ♪


Castiel, darling.


Oh, God.


Sweetie, fix me a coffee, black, and a Texas Trinity, necked, with some bark.


Sure.


And for my friend...


Water.


- Water.
- All right.


♪ ♪


What did you just order?


Oh, sausage and brisket, pork ribs, no sauce, well done.


My apologies for the lingo, but when in Rome...


I was surprised you wanted to meet here.


I'm surprised you wanted to meet at all.


Didn't think that you consorted with... my kind.


Yes, well...


I need information.


Of course, you do.


Does any demon know where Dean Winchester is?


I'm sorry, did you just say that you lost a Winchester?


Because, one -- that's...interesting.


And, two, how is it that you lost Dean?


I thought the two of you were joined at the...


...you know, everything.


Thank you, darling.


Just answer the question.


You see, I could...


[ Slurps ]


...except, not to be crass, but what's in it for moi?


Your life.


Come again?


I'll speak slower...
Mm.


...and you will tell me everything you know, or I will burn you to ash right here and right now.


I think we can do better.


“We”?


[ Dramatic music plays ]


♪ ♪


We.


♪ ♪


[ Grunting ]


♪ ♪


♪ ♪


[ Insects chirping, organ playing ]


[ Door creaks ]


You saved me, Sister.


Thank you.
God bless you.


He does, every day.


[ Car door closes, engine starts in distance ]


[ Dog barks in distance, siren in distance]


[ Car horn honks ]


[ Rustling ]


Hey, Jo.


Who are you?


You don't recognize me with this pretty face?


You're not --


You're not Dean Winchester.


You're...


[ Inhales sharply ]
Oh, God.


People keep calling me that.


Ah, ah.


♪ ♪


We need to talk.


You're the Archangel Michael, from another world, and you're possessing Dean Winchester.


Sounds more complicated than it is.


Why would he say “yes” to you?


Love.


Really?
[ Chuckles ]


That's very Hallmark Channel.


So, I'm just gonna go now.


No, you're not.


Not until I ask you...


...what do you want?


[ Chuckles ]


I don't know.


Chanel, Dior, Louis Vuitton.


You think this is a joke?


I don't know what this is.


You asked, I answered.


We done?


No.


I asked, and you lied.


I didn't.


I know about you, Jo.


Because he knew about you.


You're the rebel, the angel who doesn't like playing by Heaven's rules or whatever.


You pretend to care about these things -- pretty things.


But that's all it is -- pretending.


These trinkets, they don't make you happy.


They just pass the time.


They're not what you really want.


And if you're so smart, what do I really want?


Love.


To belong, to have a place -- a home, a family.


It's very... very human of you.


And so...


...so disappointing.


I can sense how many angels are in this world.


There aren't many left.


I thought... maybe I could help.


But if they're all these sad, lost, fallen things -- things like you -- maybe they're not worth saving, either.


♪ ♪


[ Knocks on door ]


[ Door creaks ]


Hey.


Hey.


I, uh... ...chatted with Bobby.


[ Exhales deeply ]


He said you may have had a rough day today.


It was fine.


Okay.


Jack...


...I know this must be so hard.


Without your grace, without your powers, it's a lot, I'm sure.


But you can get past this.
I know you will.


I have faith in you, Jack.


And I believe in you.


And --


Hey.


Sam, um, he's awake.


[ Sighs ]


I have to, uh -- I know.


We'll talk later, all right?


♪ ♪


♪ ♪


[ Door creaks ]


♪ ♪


[ Exhales sharply ]
Did he say anything?


I didn't talk to him.


I can barely look at him.


[ Sighs ]


Thanks.


♪ ♪


[ Door creaks ]


♪ ♪


[ Breathing shakily ]


[ Switch clicks ]


[ Eerie music plays ]


♪ ♪


[ Door closes ]


♪ ♪


[ Sam clears throat ]


Oh, hey, Sam.


Hey...


Nick.


Woman: Nick...


Nick...


I'm an angel.


My name is Lucifer.


I need to take controlof your mind and your body.


Nick, I need youto say yes.


Then yes.


♪ ♪


How'd you sleep?


Uh, yeah. Um...


Okay. I didn't wake up screaming, so that's a plus.


Yeah.


So, no more nightmares?


They're getting better.


Good.


May I, uh --
May I see it?


[ Sighs ]


Oh, look at that.


Looks like it's healing.


[ Inhales sharply ]


Yeah, it itches a lot.
Doesn't really, uh, hurt! Aah!
[ Winces ]


Sorry.


[ Groans, exhaling ]
Ow.


[ Blows sharply ]


Ow.


I don't get it.


I don't understand how Lucifer could die and I could live.


Yeah, um...


I think that maybe it's because the archangel blades were made to k*ll the archangel inside a-and not the person they, uh --


Possesses and uses to almost end the world twice?


Yeah. That.


It must be weird, you looking at me and seeing him.


Yeah.


But...


I'm really glad it's you.


I'm glad Lucifer is dead.


Me, too.


You still, uh --


Y-You still remember --


Oh, I mean, just little bits and pieces here and there.


Nothing -- Nothing about your brother.


Okay.


And, uh, Michael?


Did he tell Lucifer anything?


Anything about his plan?


I mean, I remember him saying he wanted to do it right this time.


[ Exhales deeply ]


[ Cellphone vibrating ]


[ Sighs ]


[ Cellphone beeps, vibrating stops ]


Hey, Cass.
Man: Hello, Sam.


Who is this?


Oh.


I'm the boy who's got your angel.


And if you want to see him again, you know, alive, we should probably chat.


♪ ♪


It's a trap.


Yep.


[ g*n cocks ]


- This guy's a --
- Demon.


He just told you he was a demon?


Yeah.


He seemed pretty proud of it, too.


Yeah, they ain't a real humble bunch.


So, what do we do?


We get Cass back.


All right, grab holy water, Devil's Trap b*ll*ts, angel blades, because whatever we're walking into --


It's gonna suck.


Exactly.


Maggie, you're with Bobby.


Mom, you're with me.


I'm coming, too.


I know I'm not as strong as I used to be, but I can help.


I have to.


Listen, kid --


Okay.


Grab your gear.


Sam, I mean --


Jack's a worker, but he ain't ready for a full-on demon smackdown.


So... we keep an eye on him.


♪ ♪


He needs this, Bobby.


♪ ♪


[ Sighs ]


And danke, sweetie.


Castiel, you sure I can't get you anything hot and black?


Coffee has no effect on me.


Hm.


Me either.


[ Slurps ]


You know, not anymore, but it's like saltwater taffy or infants -- you know, I just like the taste.


Why are you doing this?


I'm just trying to be a good host like Mother would have wanted.


No, w--


[ Chains rattle ]
Why are you using me as bait?


[ Chains rattle ]


I mean, it's kind of what you're for, isn't it?


And I need something
[sighs]


from Sam Winchester.


[ Slurps ]


You really think that he's gonna make a deal with you?


[ Cup clatters ]
Oh, he's dealt with worse.


You see, recently, I had a revelation.


You know, somebody asked me what it was as a demon walking the planet, destroying, drinking, defiling -- you know, the Three D's --


I didn't know.


So, I sat back, and I gave it a good think, and I realized exactly what I wanted.


♪ ♪


And what is it?


Everything.


[ Engine revving ]


Sam, it's gonna be fine.


[ Scoffs ]


Stop saying that, please.


What?


“It's gonna be fine,” that everything's gonna be fine, we're gonna find Dean, and --


We are.
You don't know that.


Dean's gone, and we have no idea where he is or -- or if he's even still alive.


You know, Michael could have... b*rned him out or worse, and...


[ Sighs ]
I know.


I know he's out there, scared and alone.


I know.


I know he might never come back.


Never think I don't know that.


But I can't...


I have to think about the good, Sam, because, if I don't, I will drown in the bad.


For Dean's sake, I can't do that.


We can't do that.


♪ ♪

♪ ♪


Listen, Jack. On the other side, you saved me and mine a dozen times.


Now, things may have changed, but whatever happened -- whatever happens -- we got your back.


♪ ♪


♪ ♪


♪ ♪


[ Engines shut off ]


♪ ♪


♪ ♪


Here.


The Demon k*lling Kn*fe.


Are you sure?


Yeah.
They'll search me.


It's safer with you.


All right.


You know what to do.


♪ ♪


[ Door creaks, closes ]


Ladies and gentlemen, the great Sam Winchester.


I have heard so much about you.


You are a damn legend, Sam -- a-an icon.


Th-The shoulders, the -- the hair.


Mm-mm!
[ Inhales deeply ]


You are my Beyoncé.


Cass, you okay?


Of course he is.


I don't damage the merchandise.


I'm more embarrassed than I am hurt.


And you are?


Kipling.


Uh, “Kip” for short.


Cool. Kip.


I'm here like you asked, so...


Yeah, you're here, but not exactly as I asked.


You see, I told you to come alone.


But...


Found them outside.


They didn't even put up a fight.


I'm sorry, Sam.


[ Groans ]
[ Grunting ]


It's fine. You tried.


But I'm gonna need a little bit more now, you know, not to... eat them.


I-It's just, you know, late capitalism.


You understand.


So, Sam, let's make a deal.


♪ ♪


You're looking to make a deal?


I'm a demon.
That's how we do.


♪ ♪


Please.


♪ ♪


[ Sternly ]
Sit.


No?


Suit yourself, barbarian.


What do you want?


That is a very good question.
What do I want?


You know, I don't know if you're aware or not, Sam, but Hell's in a bit of a pickle, you know, with Crowley dead and Asmodeus Kentucky fried, which means --
- I don't care.


Yes, you do.


Or you will.


You see, for the first time in a very long time, Hell is without a King.


And that -- that's just not right.


- So, I --
- So, you volunteer.


Exactly.


Why are you telling me all this?


Because I want to work with you, Sam, not against you.


And is that why you took me hostage?


It's exactly why you're still breathing.


It gives me a chance to show Sam and friends that I can hurt them...


...but choose not to.


You see, I want the Crowley Deal.


I give you information, a spot of help every now and again, and in return, you choose to turn a blind eye to the crossroads deals, the demon-on-demon v*olence, et cetera.


We never gave Crowley that deal.


How exciting.


Then I would be breaking new ground.


All right. [ Sighs ]


You got some good lines, I'll give you that much, but you're no Crowley.


I know that.
And so do they.


♪ ♪


Ouch!


[ Laughs ]


Owie!


I know that I'm not that ponce-y son of a bitch.


[ Inhales sharply ]
You see, in life, I rode with Genghis Khan, and I b*rned half the world.


So, please, do you think that I like prancing around like this?


Please.


If I had it my way, I would eat your heart.


♪ ♪


[ Exhales sharply ]


But a King has an image to maintain.


And I'm not afraid of you.


But... they are.


So, take the deal, Sam, before I stop trying to be Crowley and I show you who I really am.


♪ ♪


So, what do you say, darling?


No.


A-Are you sure, because I know things --


a-all sorts of things.
- Yeah.


So do I.


Like?


[ Grunting ]


[ Alarm blares ]


[ Slow-motion g*nf*re ]


♪ ♪


♪ ♪


[ Grunts ]


♪ ♪


Sam!


♪ ♪


Kip: How smart.


♪ ♪


[ Grunts ]


[ Grunts ]


♪ ♪


[ Groans ]


[ Screams ]


♪ ♪


Hey. Stay low.


[ Glass shatters in distance ]


[ Groaning ]


Hey!


Get away from him.


[ Clatter, groaning in distance ]


Aw, balls.


[ Grunts, groans ]


♪ ♪


Take this.
You know how to use it?


Uh, s*ab them with the pointy end?


- Pretty much. Okay.
- Okay.


♪ ♪


[ Grunting ]


♪ ♪


♪ ♪


♪ ♪


[ Groans ]


[ Crackling, yells ]


[ Grunting ]


♪ ♪


[ Groans ]


♪ ♪


[ Grunts ]


♪ ♪


Cool.


[ Crackling, gurgling ]


[ Clattering in distance ]


Enough!


There will be no new King of Hell.


Not today.


Not ever.


And if anybody wants the job, you can come through me.


Understood?
[ Breathing heavily ]


So, what's it gonna be?


[ Groans ]


[ Groaning, shouting ]


[ Bodies thud ]


[ Exhales sharply ]


[ Breathing heavily ]


That's what I thought.


Yeah.


Yeah, yeah. I --
No, I don't care. I --


Just keep looking.


Yeah. Thanks.


[ Cellphone beeps ]
Who was that?


Uh, Ketch.
[ Chuckles ]


He's in London searching for the Newton-Dee Hyperbolic Pulse Generator.


The what?


It's the --
It's the magic egg that kicked Lucifer out of the President.


I thought we could use it on Michael, but [inhales] Ketch can't find it.


So, that's another dead end, which is just awesome.


Sam, are you all right?


Yeah,
I've been better.


I've been worse.
[ Inhales deeply ]


You?


I'm -- I'm just sorry.


I should never have gone to those demons.


Cass, I --


No, I-I-I don't blame you.
I...


[ Inhales deeply ]


Honestly, I-I [chuckles] wish I'd have thought of it first.


If it meant finding Dean, I-I'd... work with...


I'd do anything.


[ Sighs ]


[ Sighs ]


[ Bottle opens ]


Not bad today, old man.
[ Bottle opens ]


You, too, sunshine.


[ Bottles clink ]


Castiel: Hey, Jack.
- I'm fine.


You did well.


All I did was get punched... in the face.


Well, to be fair, we all got punched in the face.


That's not -- Before, when I had my powers, I-I could have done something, and --


Jack.


You don't -- You -- You don't have your powers.


And you --


Your grace should regenerate in time, but until then -- I'm useless.


I can't k*ll demons, I can't find Dean, and Michael is in our world, and I can't stop him.


I can't do anything.


I don't have anything.


Oh, Jack, that's just not true.


You've got me.


You have all of us.


You have your family.


♪ ♪


And -- And we are going to find Dean and we are going to b*at Michael and we're going to do it together.


We --


Because that's what we do.


♪ ♪


♪ ♪


[ Door opens ]


[ Sighs ]


[ Cellphone vibrating ]


[ Vibrating continues ]


[ Cellphone beeps, vibrating stops ]


Hello?


Jo: Sam?


Jo?


[ Siren wails in distance ]


Yeah.


We have a problem.


♪ ♪


Now, you -- you know exactly what you want.


♪ ♪


You don't pretend to want to help people... or save the world.


Your want is pure and simple... and clean.


And that's why you are worth saving.


That's why we are going to work so well together.


Because you -- you just want to eat.


♪ ♪


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