04x03 - Hva mener du om drikking?

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I can have Norwegian friends and still be myself.

We're looking for people to buy our bus.

Only one other group is interested.

The Pepsi Max girls.

We're cool Norwegian party girls just like you guys.

- We'll get that bus.
- We don't have the money!

I'll figure something out!

Who's that?

Hva mener du om drikking?

SATURDAY

- Hello.
- Hi, honey.

Where's Dad?

At La Mocca.

People asked about you at Friday prayers.

I meant to go, but something came up.

But it's been a while.

It hasn't been that long.

Why don't you ever say that to Elias?

He never goes to Friday prayers.

Elias is just as scatterbrained as your dad.

You and I are more grounded.

Don't you agree?

I'll go next Friday.

We're going to Mahmoud's wedding next Friday.

Do you want to come?

No thanks.
I'll pass.

What did you do yesterday?

Yesterday?

I hung out with the girls.

Do you need any help?

You want to help with the cooking?

Not really.

"Not really"?

What will you do once you're married?

Will you let your kids starve?

My husband will cook.

Your husband will cook?

Inshallah.

Hello?
Hi!

- Hi.
- Hi.

I'm just getting something to drink.

Do you need a hand?

No.

Look, I don't mean to be rude, but you're doing a poor job.

- A very poor job.
- Is that so?

Do you want me to show you?

Okay.

Draw it towards you, not away from you.

If you don't, you'll make a real mess and you won't have control over the carrot.

Draw it towards you.

Turn it over and do the other side.

How come you peel carrots so well?

I work in a kindergarten.

I peel a lot of stuff for the kids.

- You work in a kindergarten?
- I do.

Do you like kids?

Of course I do.

Don't you?

How can you not like kids?

I do like kids.

How many do you want?

Maybe two.

Two kids?

Two kids.

You don't really like kids then.

- How many do you want?
- Twelve.

- Twelve kids?
- Yes.

How else would I create my football team?

There are only eleven players though.

Are there only eleven players?

Or are there only eleven players on the field?

What if one of them gets hurt?

Exactly.

You hadn't considered that.

Do you want to try?

There you go.

Draw it towards you, not away from you!

Draw it towards you.

Use your thumb.

My thumb?

Use your thumb.

You're doing good.

It's easier, isn't it?

That's much better.

What are you doing?

I'm getting something to drink.

Weren't you supposed to come right back?

Your sister can't peel carrots.

You've never shown her how to do it properly.

I don't care about cooking.

The boys are waiting. Stop flirting with my sister.

What do you mean, flirting?
I'm just cooking.

Come with me.

THE BUS IS OURS FOR KRONER!

TELL MARI WE DON'T WANT IT.

SANA WILL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE PAPER TOILET THING?

SANA ALWAYS FINDS A WAY.

SHE'S A REAL BOSS.

RIGHT, SANA?

MONDAY

LOAN APPLICATION TO GET KRONER

I'M HURT.
YOU DIDN'T REPLY TO MY MEME.

THE KIDS ARE HURT.

YOU'RE ON FACEBOOK AT WORK.

I HAVE MONDAYS OFF. YOU TRIED TO BE CLEVER.

HOW'S THE RUSS STUFF GOING?

IT'S ALL GOING WELL

IF YOU CAN GET ME KRONER.

Hi!

We heard about the bus.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

We were wondering if you guys would like to join us?

There are five of you and twenty of us.

Since there are seats on the bus, why don't we group together?

We know you're not fond us, but we don't know why.

You called Vilde a slut at a party in October .

I'd completely forgotten about it, but I apologise.

We'll group together on two conditions.

You guys pay for the bus and I become the group leader.

We'll have to ask the girls.

If we don't make a deal now, you won't have the bus.

We're in.

Great!

Send me all the names so I can invite you to a meeting.

Okay.

What did they want?

I've got news.
Where's Chris?

In Berlin.

What's up?

The Pepsi Max girls and we have grouped together.

Are you kidding?

What does it mean?

They pay for the bus

- and I become the group leader.
- Why does it have to be you?

We've joined the Pepsi Max girls?

If we don't, we won't have the bus.

We'll host a meeting this week.

Can you host it?

I can no longer host anything.

What about you?

There's no way I'm inviting those girls.

Vilde?

- My mum...
- There's no wine-tasting party!

Why don't you do it?

TUESDAY

HOW TO COME UP WITH A NAME AND A CONCEPT

NAME: BOTH MYSTERY AND HUMOUR

MANDATORY CONNECTION BETWEEN NAME AND CONCEPT

DID YOU MANAGE TO GET THE MONEY?

EASILY.

SERIOUSLY?

Hi!

Hello.

You've already gone to bed?

Not yet.

Can I take the cup?

Yes.

- Mum?
- Yes?

May I invite a few girls over on Friday?

Sure.

- May I?
- Yes.

Of course you may.

How many will you be?

Not that many?

Not that many.

What are you up to?

I ask too many questions, don't I?

I do.

Don't I?

You don't.

It doesn't mean I don't trust you.

I do trust you.

I miss talking to you.

You used to tell me all your secrets.

Do you remember?

- Do you want to hear a secret?
- Yes.

I like a boy.

- Is he a Muslim?
- He is.

Tell me more.

He's funny.

Intelligent.

Is he handsome?

Very handsome.

I think he can cook.

He's perfect for you!

Would you introduce me to him?

We're not there yet.

We haven't talked that much.

I don't even know if he likes me.

If he likes you?

Of course he does!

Who doesn't like you?

- You think so?
- I do.

I hope so.

WEDNESDAY

WHAT WILL YOU SERVE YOUR GUESTS?

DAD AND I WILL BE BACK LATE,

BUT YOU COULD HEAT UP ONE OF MY DISHES?

CAN WE DRINK BOOZE AT THE MEETING?

Hello!

- Hi!
- How are you doing?

I'm good.

Did you talk to Isak about Mikael?

Yeah.

He saw a pic of him on my Facebook.

We didn't talk about you.

How are the guys doing?

They're good.

What's Elias up to?

He's taking a gap year.

He's just messing around, as usual.

Living off Mum and Dad.

Say hello to your mum for me. Tell her I miss her chebakia.

I will.

Hello!

I was asking Sana where you were.

Here I am.

- Will you come to McDonald's with us?
- Sure.

Great.
You coming?

No thanks.

- Shall we go?
- Yes.

- Bye!
- Bye!

See you.

FRIDAY

We must be ambitious and aim at winning at least one of the prizes in May .

Yes?

It's easy to say that we want to win a prize, everybody does, but as our new group leader, what do you suggest?

First of all, I looked over your budget.

It needs to be allocated differently.

For example, there's no point in competing when it comes to sound and lighting since we're bound to lose.

But we can compete when it comes to concepts.

We'll start by setting aside the sound and ligthing part and giving more resources to the concept part.

It's hard to win the prize for best concept.

I analysed the previous victorious concepts, and I noticed a pattern.

The League , a boys' bus from Bærum, had a Pokémon-themed bus.

Montana , a bus from the West End, staged three references to the word 'Montana',

Tony Montana, Hannah Montana and the State of Montana.

Landslaget was inspired by football and nationalism.

What do they all have in common?

They all suck.

We can do better.

I plan on summoning the other leaders to figure out what the next course of action is with specific goals.

Are there any other questions?

Yes?

The whole russ thing is about partying and drinking.

Since you're a Muslim, I was wondering what you thought about alcohol?

I don't judge anyone.

We can drink then?

When are your folks coming back?

Tomorrow morning, I think.

They're at a wedding.

Good to know.

ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?

Sana?

What's going on?

You know Mum and Dad are here, don't you?

They're talking to the neighbours.

DAD DIDN'T FEEL WELL.
WE'RE ON OUR WAY HOME.

ARE YOUR GUESTS STILL AT HOME?

Get them to leave now!

You guys need to leave!

Come on!
Are you guys deaf?

- Hurry up!
- Come on!

Hurry up!
Get out!

Hurry up!

Grab that bottle over there.

- Are you guys okay?
- Yes.

We ran into Mikael and Adam outside.

We were about to meet up.

- Where's Sana?
- In the living room.

- Hey!
- Hi!

- Did you have a good time?
- I did.

- Did you guys have a good time?
- We did.

- You did?
- Yes.

What is that?

That's...

That's vodka.

Vodka?

Whose is it?

Is it yours?

- It's not.
- Then whose is it?

It's mine.

I mean, it's not.

- Do you drink?
- I don't.

I bought it for a friend.

You bought it for a friend?

And it just winds up here?

You know we don't tolerate that stuff.

I'm really sorry.

THANK YOU.

NO WORRIES.

I'LL CONVINCE MUM

THAT YOU'RE A GOOD MUSLIM

EVEN IF YOU DRINK VODKA.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'M NOT A MUSLIM.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I DON'T BELIEVE IN ALLAH.