04x10 - In the Bedroom

[bunniefuu]

Can I get two candies?

Anything you want, sweetie.

We're celebrating.

She just got an A on her test.

Good work.

Keep working hard, sweetie, and you can be anything you want when you grow up.

Okay, see you.

"You can be anything you want when you grow up." Why do parents lie to their kids?

She was trying to be supportive.

Janet, everyone work hard, they achieve something, not anything.

- Look at you.

- Thanks You study hard in school, have a talent, so you can be successful photographer.

Oh, nice.

But you think you can be astronaut?

Yeah, get real, Janet.

- I never said...

- Or singer, like a Celine Dion?

We love you.

So we help you not dream too big, so you don't get...

the disappoint, no?

Oops, she forgot her test.

Oh.

- Here you go.

- You're pretty.

Thank you.

Come on.

Obviously, it's not a eye test.

*KIM's CONVENIENCE* Season 04 Episode 10 Episode Title: "In the Bed Room" Sorry.

You have fun at poker?

- Yeah, I win big!

- Mm.

- Yobo.

- Shh, go to sleep.

- Good night.

- Mmm.

Good night.

"Top off, before you drop off." Such a great campaign slogan.

Yeah, but these are still photos.

You don't need to keep saying it.

Good note.

This is a close-up sh*t of your hand pointing to the cap.

Ah, totally.

So can you point at the cap?

Right, right.

You know, I was actually thinking of getting into the modelling game on a more professional basis.

Get some headshots.

I'm sure you'll do well.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Just lean into it.

Exactly, always give a 100%, right?

I meant lean towards the car.

Oh, gotcha.

- And the fingers?

- Right, right.

Sorry, there's a lot going on here.

Hmm, toffee crunch, or chocolate almond?

They both look so good.

Maybe just keep thinking.

Let even more cold air out to destroy environment.

"Sorry, polar bear, your mommy is a die because Pastor Nina takes so long time choosing ice cream." I don't have to buy ice cream.

Or I can buy all the ice cream.

I don't know what's going on.

Don't mind Mrs.

Kim.

She's in a bad mood today.

I wonder why, Mr.

Snoring Machine.

I'm sorry, Pastor Nina.

Oh, it's okay.

I deal with those at marriage counselling all the time.

One husband, I'll call him Patient X, - He snore?

- Like a chainsaw.

His poor wife, Patient Y, Y, because if you're married you gots to be patient.

Am I right?

Anyway, she realized that his snoring was worse if he stayed up late or, ate or drank too much.

Thank you for that, um, so-so story.

Well, good luck to you.

I hope you fare better than the Parks did.

Dammit.

Terence, I was looking over next week's schedule and...

He can't talk business.

He's on a break.

Ooh, an outie.

- What's going on?

- Pause timer.

Hey, Kimchee, what's up?

You can't do a puzzle in the garage.

Really?

Because last time I checked I was between the ages of four and 104.

How is this gonna look to customers?

Nobody comes back here, like, ever.

Okay, but...

What if someone else needs the table?

- It's company property.

- Yes, it is.

Or is it?

Brought it from home.

Damn, T-bag.

Then, I guess you can do a puzzle here on your breaks.

- Now about the schedule...

- Sorry, break's back on.

You go...

here.

Wow, so, um, you're modelling now.

I know, right?

Pretty dangerous having something so hot next to a gas t*nk.

Oh, and during the sh**t, sorry, industry term.

Pretty common term and I'm in the industry.

The photographer said I should get some headshots.

I figured some body sh*ts would be good too.

They're all called headshots.

Sure, as long as the body's in it.

Anyway, this is what I was thinking.

Well, um, In my professional opinion, you should go for something a little more honest and stripped down, you know.

Yeah, no shirt.

I get it.

Just do me a favor and don't get all artsy on me.

I take pictures that tell a story.

As long as the story is, "This guy's an absolute dude!" That's a play in the abs there.

Yeah, honestly, I'm kinda busy with my end-of-year project.

Hey, I'm giving you the opportunity to get in on the ground floor of Jung Inc.

Keeping it in the family, am I right?

Fine.

I'll see if I can squeeze you in when I'm finished with my project, as my favor to you.

Yeah, in reverse world.

Nerd.

Okay, I'm going to bed.

Yeah, you need a good night's sleep.

You just so snappy today.

Like a big snappy turtle.

Maybe you don't need the spicy food because it make you snoring.

Ah!

No beer?

And, uh, no late night.

Because of snoring.

What's more important to you?

Wife or boxing game?

Of course, you are the more important than one-night-only championship fight.

So for you, maybe I sleep in Janet room tonight.

No, no, we never sleep apart.

But, you deserve a best night sleep, Yobo.

Now, just for tonight.

Just the one night?

One night.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Good morning, Yobo.

Oh, great morning, Yobo.

You sleeping okay?

Well, of course I miss you.

Yeah, me too, so much.

But then I have such deep sleep, I wake up with line on my face from pillow.

I stay up late and watching movie about the hockey player who become golf pro.

So funny and inspiration.

But I miss snuggling with you.

Yeah, me too.

But, uh, I was reading article and they say sometime if you really tired need two good night's sleep to catching up.

- Can you believe?

- Who said that?

Science people.

So you thinking...

Maybe one more night?

For you, because of you ask, okay.

Okay, double dangler, let's find you a home.

Ooh, nice set up you got here.

Oh, I think I got one.

Are you okay?

It's just funny, how we don't eat each other's lunches, but we think we can do each other's puzzles.

Oh, sorry.

Kind of the puzzler's code.

Had no idea there was a code.

Right.

We all just live in a world of anarchy.

There.

Nope.

Whoa, mama.

You weren't kidding.

I mean, I don't like to talk bad about employees...

Who am I kidding?

I loves talking me some smack.

You really do.

- But, Terence and his puzzle?

- Ugh.

"Hey, lil buddy, you're such a cute double dangler." You know what would be hilarious?

If we hid one of his puzzle pieces.

That would be a-mah-zing!

But you can't.

Gotta be profesh.

Okay, boss, I won't.

We can still eat his yogurt, right?

But don't waste your time, he brought zero fat plain today.

Freak!

Look pretty small.

Oh, it's a perfect size for the boudoir.

Oh, no way.

Umma finally let you have a TV in the bedroom?

No, it's for your room.

Oh, I guess this is for you then.

Um, the remote's a little fussy but it works just fine.

Although I did have to replace the 'on' button with a shirt button.

No, it's not for Janet, it's for Janet's old room.

I want to watch a game in bed, bachelor style.

You're sleeping there?

What did you do?

Why you all time so dramatic, Janet?

Sometimes it can be a nice break for a couple.

Bernice and I had separate rooms and it was the best two weeks of my life.

Followed by the worst 17 years.

Okay, Frank, end of story.

Certainly was for my marriage.

It's just a one-time deal.

Everything, it okay.

Really?

Because married people sleeping in separate rooms seems like kind of a big deal to me.

Oh, is there any other advice you can give to me because you have a long, healthy marriage, Janet?

Oh, wait.

You don't have one.

Ouch, I know that was directed at Janet but I feel I got hit by a little friendly fire there.

Hey, Chels, can we cool it with the oil?

I-I can see myself in his chest.

So can I.

What are you doing?

I said I'd take your picture when I had time.

Right, but then Gerald said he'd make time for me today.

He said you were too busy.

Sorry.

So if I don't drop everything the minute you snap your fingers, you'll go behind my back?

Oh, it's not just that.

- Gerald gets me.

- Yeah, we do.

Plus, he's giving me what I want.

My inability to say "No", it's just, really catching up with me.

Fine, I have a lot of work to do.

Prepping for a real photo sh**t.

- Can you turn to the left?

- Sure.

Great direction, Gerald.

But more mysterious.

Like you have a secret, and we can't tell Gerald our secret.

What secret?

Babe, don't worry.

It's model talk.

Game is a starting.

Good night.

Yobo?

This room is no vacancy.

Just kidding.

Just close the door on your way out.

Night-night.

Good morning.

I make you tea, in our bedroom.

Yobo, thank you.

So...

you like our room like this?

Yeah, so much more space.

And decoration in our room.

I know flower make you sneeze and that picture make you make that face.

So I put out only for now.

Kind of hard for me to get to my side of bed.

I just make some change.

Like you with the new old TV.

Don't worry, we can put bed back later.

Later today or later this week?

Yeah, like that.

Hey, guess what I picked up.

Your headshots?

Oh, my God.

Can I peek?

Yeah.

Wanna know what you think.

Okay, you got me.

These are hilarious, now show me the real ones.

- Those are the real ones.

- Right.

Right.

I'm just pulling you leg, 'cause these are obviously fantastic.

And did you say that you were gonna send these out to people?

Agents mostly.

Why?

- You don't like these.

- No, no, no.

They're great.

And they show that you don't take yourself too seriously.

Which I love about you.

Oh, okay.

And what do I know about modelling.

The important thing is how you feel about them.

They're okay.

I mean...

Definitely not the worst photos of me.

No, they're not the worst.

It takes courage to try something new.

Sometimes...

a lot of courage and I know you'll do great.

Yeah, these look pretty good.

Cha!

Almost wish I could hide them away forever in a locked drawer so no one else could see how attractive you are.

Is that an option?

- You can keep a couple.

- Great.

Mmm, prick.

Yobo?

Coming.

Hey.

Hey youself.

What you doing?

Nothing.

Just, uh, hang out.

Wanna...

hang out...

together?

Where you going?

I have big day tomorrow.

Have to get up early.

Me too.

We work in the same store.

Maybe I wear this to bed to remember you by.

Or you can just stay here to remember me by.

Night-night.

Hey.

Sorry, Gerald's not home.

That's too bad.

I was just gonna thank him for the amazing photos.

Got some great feedback on them.

Gonna help me get tons of work.

Great.

Okay, see you.

I was...

thinking of getting him to take different pictures.

Maybe more natural and stuff.

Think Gerald could do that?

Like you said, he's a pro.

Yeah, but...

Sometimes it's good to switch things up a little, you know, see what else is out there.

Or...

in here.

Are you asking me to sh**t you?

Sorry, industry term.

Yes.

So, I mean, if you could check your avails.

It'd be awesome.

I'm avails.

Great.

But if I do this, you have to trust me.

Cause I'm gonna capture you the way I see you.

Right, like your dumb brother.

No, I just think you're more than...

- Man candy?

- Ew!

Whatever.

Remember when I was in third grade and Umma wouldn't give me money for pizza day at school 'cause, "Why we give you money for garbage pizza lunch?" You looked pretty sad, eating your kimbap like a loser.

Then you showed up with an entire pizza.

I was a legend for the rest of the week.

That's how I'd wanna capture you.

Like your hero.

No, like a pizza delivery guy.

That's it, I'm getting the spritzer.

Don't you dare.

And I wanna see these.

No, no, Janet, no.

You guys got me, so bad.

All right, hand it over, come on.

No!

The last piece of the puzzle.

Such a great prank, you pranking pranksters.

We didn't take it.

Oh, okay.

Um, sorry, my bad.

Now get back to work, you slackers.

Jk.

Gotta admit, it looks great.

Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

But I guess if I can't finish it, I might as well, put it away.

Oops, dropped some.

Let me see, is it under the table?

Only one way to find out!

Wow.

Sturdy table.

- Money well spent.

- Unlike my puzzle!

So, you're sleeping in separate rooms and you're not fighting?

We getting along better than ever before.

Can you believe?

And nothing's changed with your marital benefits?

What you think?

I kiss and tell?

Then, my friend, you have stumbled upon the unicorn of relationships.

You're able to have your cake and eat it in bed too.

It was a box of cookie, but yeah.

God man, I can't imagine the peace you feel when you enter your sanctuary.

Mrs.

Mehta is always nattering on at me.

Just today, she wouldn't stop talking about her new walking route.

Through the park, with her friends.

Alert the media.

Anyway, your money was missed at poker Tuesday.

Oh, you miss poker?

Stomach was upset.

That's because you keep snacking on a candy bar.

No, I stopped eating.

Too much sugar.

Please tell Mrs.

Mehta, we change Wine-Time-Wednesday because Mrs.

Ada have thing with you know who I certainly do and yes, will do.

Will do what thing with who?

I don't know what she talking about.

Stop rubbing it in.

Lucky bastard.

Did you see the backlog of cars out there?

Can you check in with Terence?

Uh-huh.

Yeah, about that, he kinda freaked out and took off.

Couldn't find the last piece of his puzzle.

This is really bad.

I swear it wasn't me The real issue is Terence, not being able to take a joke, not who did what, when.

Shannon!

What happened to being profesh?

I don't know, I just thought it'd be funny.

Okay, I'm back.

I'm sorry, but I just had to clear my head, you know.

- Mmm.

- What the hell, T-bag?

You just can't get in a car and drive away every time you get upset.

I know, and that's what I told myself as I passed Kingston.

And then I turned around, but I took the wrong exit.

Wound up in Tweed.

Pretty town but the teenagers there are mean.

Well, there's cars to be cleaned.

On it, which one?

Oh, uh...

Are you okay?

What's with all the questions?

Just find a dirty car and clean it.

No, I mean, is she choking?

You, in the patterned shirt and cheap tie, call 9-1-1.

- What are you doing?

- Reverse Heimlich.

New thing.

Shove the obstruction down.

Wait a second...

Who made your lunch?

Heading to bed now.

Oh, okay.

You have good day?

Yeah, good.

How was yours?

Same, same.

I hear something about the Mrs.

Lee today?

Oh, it's nothing.

- Tell to me anyway.

- Oh, so silly.

She's little bit upset because Mrs.

Park make fun of her foot smell.

Mrs.

Lee feet smell?

No, no, Mrs.

Lee smell like a foot.

Okay, I let you sleep now.

You don't want to stay?

You want me to stay?

It's nice to have together time?

Yeah, but, uh, not just together time, also miss, uh, talking together time.

Yeah, me too.

Oh, I have a present for you.

Yobo!

Thank you.

That's real strength.

Tomorrow we move your things back in.

- Okay.

- But no TV.

Hey, guys.

Taking this bad boy to the meeting, huh?

Yes and yes.

Well, don't worry, I'll hold down the fort while you're gone.

About the whole puzzle thing, - Really sorry.

- Already forgotten.

Just call me Mr.

Etch-a-Sketch 'cause I just...

all clear.

Oh, great.

- Funny isn't it?

- What's that?

How one missing piece from a puzzle or something else.

Can 'cause the whole thing to go kablewy.

Kablewy?

And what was supposed to be a moment of joy, turns into a nightmare.

Just...

like...

that.

We're taking another car.

Not cool, T-bag.

Not cool.

Come on, guys.

I was just kidding.

I can put it back.

Geez, can't anyone take a joke?