03x25 - Dance Lessons

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Bare Bears". Aired: July 2015 to June 2020.*
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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03x25 - Dance Lessons

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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

[Notes play]

♪ Lucy, Lucy, take a chance on me ♪

[Clears throat]

♪ Lucy, Lucy, you are...

♪ Uh, you are ...

[Sighs]

Hmm.

Still working on that song, bro?

Mmwagh!

How's it go again?

♪ Lucy, Lucy, I love you ♪ ♪ Come date me ♪ Don't be ridiculous, Grizz.

We're just good friends, okay?

That's all.

Ice Bear loves love songs.

Aah!

L-Look, it's not a love song, okay?

It's just a song about friendship between friends.

Sure, Pan Pan.

Hey!

Do you need any help writing it?

Ice Bear can lay down b*at.

Ugh.

Come on, guys.

You know I'm a solo act.

Come on, bro.

Let me spit a verse or two.

Remix.

[Imitates record scratching]

Where my paws at.

[Grumbles]

[Clatter]

What?

Ugh!

Dang truck...

Oh!

Hey, there, Panda!

Ah...

um...

hi, Lucy.

[Music]

Aah!

Dang it!

[Laughs]

Lucy!

'Sup?

Hey, Grizz!

Whoa, Panda, I didn't know you played an instrument.

[Laughs nervously]

Yeah.

I'm actually writing a song right now.

Aw, man, that's so cool!

Can I hear it?

Never!

I mean, it's not ready yet.

So, Lucy, what brings you to our neck of the woods?

Oh, right, right.

Look at this, guys!

Panda: A dance-off?

Oh, yeah!

And the grand prize is a new product truck ...

refrigerated!

I could really use it.

[Backfires]

Well, anyway, I came here because I'm gonna enter and win this thing.

But I need a dance partner for it.

Me!

I'll do it!

Me!

Oh, thank you, Panda!

I knew I could count on you!

Come on.

We better start practicing.

The competition's tomorrow.

Just letting you know, I'm a pretty great dancer.

It's sorta my...

thang.

Panda: [Thinking]

Oh, my gosh.

This is amazing.

I hope I can keep up ...

maybe even impress her.

[Music]

♪ I've got this feelin' ♪ [Grunts]

Whoo-hoo!

♪ So put a record on and start singing ♪ [Grunting]

Woop!

Uh...

Ah!

♪ Platforms and suede ♪ ♪ 'cause we groovin' ♪ Whoo!

Whoo!

Ah!

Ah!

♪ Till we don't know the time of day ♪ Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

[Grunting]

Come on.

Ow.

Show me your moves, Panda.

[Chuckles]

Yeah.

Oh, wait!

First, I'm gonna go grab my stuff from the truck!

[Laughs]

Okay...

Bow, bow!

[Crash!]

[Clattering]

Ah.

Woo-woo-woo.

Well, uh, you certainly have your work cut out for you, bro.

Ice Bear suggests rehearsing in shed.

Curtains drawn.

Pbht!

You guys, she's just rusty, okay?

She'll be great after a little practice.

Oh, ba-ba.

Bow!

Bow!

♪ Forever on the dance...

♪ Okay, a lot of practice.

Um, why don't we try out some different styles, Lucy?

Okay?

How about this?

[Humming]

Like that.

Now you.

[Scatting]

Okay, um, that's ...

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoa!

[Salsa music plays]

Whoo!

Whoa!

Whoo-hoo!

[Crash!]

[Grunting]

[Hip-hop music plays]

Whoo-hoo!

[Grunting]

Whaa!

My phone!

[Swing music plays]

Hey, Panda, ready for my final move?

Y-Your what?

Here I come!

Whoo!

[Music]

Ow!

Whoo!

Wha-wha-wha.

Bow!

Boom!

What a good practice!

Thank you so much for doing this, Panda.

Up top!

Aah!

Oh, okay.

Catch you tomorrow ...

hut, hut ...

dance partner.

[Grunting]

Okay, bye, Lucy!

[Chuckles lightly]

Ugh!

Guys, I can't do this anymore.

She didn't even get any better.

Ugh.

We got to drop out.

Aw, come on, Panda.

That's a little harsh.

This is Lucy we're talking about here!

You guys are like the dream team!

Just hit 'em with all you got tomorrow.

Good luck!

Break a leg.

Huh.

Hmm...

Knock, knock, Panda.

You ready to dance?

[Gasps]

Ow!

Oh, the pain.

Panda!

Your leg!

What happened?

Oh, hey, Lucy.

Whoa, what happened?

You okay, Pan Pan?

Oh, yeah.

I think I injured my foot during dance practice.

Ow, ow!

Oh, I'm sorry, Panda.

It's probably because I kept stepping on your foot.

Oh, I feel awful.

D-Don't worry about it, Lucy.

It wasn't your fault.

I'm just afraid I won't be able to dance with you tonight.

Mm.

Oh, no worries.

We'll just try next year.

Sorry.

I have to head to the festival to let them know.

I'll stop by later to check up on you, okay?

Thank you.

Thank you, Lucy.

[Door closes]

Oh, the pain.

Bro, there's a spider on you.

Potentially poisonous.

What?!

Aah, aah, wha?!

Aha!

I knew you were faking it!

Pan Pan, I can't believe you lied to Lucy!

We expect better from you!

But, you guys, you don't understand!

I saved her from getting laughed at, you know, without hurting her feelings.

I mean, come on.

Let's be real, guys.

We're not gonna win that contest.

You guys saw her during practice.

Uh, Panda.

Shh.

She's hopeless!

I think she might be the worst dancer in the world.

You think I'm the worst dancer in the world?

Gah!

Lucy!

I-I thought you left!

It's ...

It's not what it sounds like!

I just, uh ...

I didn't want to ...

Ugh.

You didn't want me to embarrass myself?

Or you didn't want me to embarrass you?

Um...

both?

Oh...

I, um, I gotta go.

H-Here, this is for you.

No, wait!

[Door closes]

Bro, you got to fix this.

[Music]

[All chanting]

Billy!

Billy!

[Cheers and applause]

[Hip-hop air horn sounds]


Amazing!

[Chuckles]

Let's give it up for Billy and his crows!

[Cheers and applause]

[Cellphone vibrates]

[Grumbles]

All right, folks, that was our final performance of the night.

Now, remember, one of these talented contestants will go home tonight with a brand-new produce truck!

[Horn honks]

[Cheers and applause]

Now, the winner of this year's dance contest is...

Huh?

[Whispers indistinctly]

Well, it appears we have a last-minute entry.

Folks, give it up for the dancing duo...

Panda and Lucy!

[Cheers and applause]

Uh, where's Lucy?

Woman: Get up there!

Oh, there she is.

Come on up, young lady.

[Music]

[Gasps]

Wait!

But, Panda, we never figured out our routine.

It's all right, Lucy.

Just be yourself.

You know that song I was writing?

I changed it to fit you.

[Gasps]

Really?

You ready to dance?

[Grunts]

Aah!

Ready.

♪ Lucy, Lucy, take a chance on me ♪

♪ Lucy, Lucy, you rescued me from allergies ♪

♪ Lucy, Lucy, can't get you out of my head ♪

♪ Oh, Lucy, Lucy, I'm sorry for what I said ♪

[Laughs]

Whoo!

[Faster music]

[Grunts]

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Whoo!

[Chuckles]

Whoa!

[All gasp]

Ooh!

[Groans]

Come on, Panda!

Oh, okay.

[Laughs]

Whoo!

Whoa!

Whoo-hoo!

[Grunting]

Aah!

Hey, you sure you guys want to keep going?

You're embarrassing yourselves.

Leave us alone!

Whoa!

[Splat!]

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo!

[Laughs]

[All gasp]

Ooh!

Waah!

Aah!

[Grunts]

[Hissing]

Panda, it's time for the finale.

I-I don't know if ...

Don't worry.

We got this.

[Music]

[Twinkle!]

[Gasps]

[All gasp]

[Crows caw]

Oh!

[Thud!]

[Electricity crackles]

[Glass shatters]

[Cheers and applause]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Way to go, Pan!

[Hip-hop air horn sounds]

[Laughs]

Pretty good.

[Breathing heavily]

[Cheering continues]

We did it!

[Laughs]

That song was incredible, Panda!

You made that?

[Chuckles nervously]

Yeah, mostly.

Ice Bear added the dope beats.

And I did the final mix.

Aww!

My, my, my!

That was the best performance I've ever seen!

You guys win!

[Both gasp]

Really?

Really?

The crowd loves you guys!

[Chanting]

Lucy!

Panda!

Lucy!

Panda!

Whoo!

Yeah!

We won the truck!

You guys rock!

Uh, one moment, please.

Before you guys start celebratin', uh, we're gonna have to ask you to pay for all the stuff you destroyed.

What's the damages, Joey?

$25,000?!

Where are we gonna get that kind of money?!

[Horn honks]

Huh?

[Cheering]

Woman: Look at that.

Oh.

Oh.

And the Best Dancing Duo in the World Award goes to...

Panda and Lucy!

[Imitates hip-hop air horn]

Um, Lucy, I'm sorry for lying and saying all those mean things and ...

It's okay, Panda.

Don't worry about it.

I had a blast dancing on stage, thanks to you.

I mean, it would've been great if we'd won the truck, but ...

[Horn honks]

Wha...

Get in.

Um, isn't this the truck we had to give back?

Get in.

[Horn honks]
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