04x05 - Beehive

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Bare Bears". Aired: July 2015 to June 2020.*
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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04x05 - Beehive

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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
Let's go! ♪


♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

Grizzly: Blue!
Blue seven, blue six!

- What?
- Hut, hut-hut, blue!

- Uh, Grizz, is that a hockey ...
- Fore! Hwah!

- Wha...
- Ha! Run it back, bro!

- Guys, that's not how ...
- -love, serving.

[Screaming]

Huh. Spike! Gah.

Wha? You guys, sto...
[Sighs]

Tap.

Whatcha gonna do? Huh?
Whatcha gonna do?

Hah. Hah. Hah.
Breakout. Combo.

Hadoken. Shoryuken.

[Bell dings]
All right.

[Whistles] Listen.

- Tabes, give me the ball.
- Grizz, stop.

That's not how you play football.

Now, watch me.
Hey, Stripes, go long!

Wh... huh?
Wait ... Who, me?

Hmm.
[Music]

[Grunts]

Aah!

Oh, I got it! I got it!
Aah!

- Pass incomplete.
- I got you, Pan Pan.

A-a-and safe.
[Laughs]

[Coughs] Oh, boy.

Whoa, Panda, you're head's broken.

- You're bleeding, man.
- Huh? Wh... What?

Oh, no. Is it bad?

Do I ... Do I need to go to the hospital?

Huh?

[Bees buzzing]

Whoa.
Check out all those bees.

- Whoa. There's so many of them.
- Ice Bear wants to touch it.

Stop! Ha.
Okay, back up.

- Wha?
- Everyone, take five paces back.

All right, bears.
This area is quarantined.

I don't want any of you near this beehive.

- Ice Bear just wanted to ...
- Negative.

This is for your safety and the bees'.

If they sting you, they die.

[Gulps] That's right.
Promise me you won't go near it.

Yes, Tabes, I promise.

You all promise?

We promise.

Good. Okay.
Got to relocate that beehive.

I'm gonna get my bee suit from the station.

And what are you gonna do?

Stay away.

Good bears.
Off I go.

You boys behave.

Bye, Tabes.
Ugh, this must be honey, I guess.

- Blech, it's all over me.
- Ah, cool.

- Hey!
- Fresh honey. Whoa.

Let me taste it.

[Gasps]

♪ Hallelujah ♪ [Angelic music]

♪ Hallelujah ♪

Oh, my gosh, you guys.

Aah, that is so good.
Ha-ha!

This is the greatest thing I've ever eaten.

Oh, come on, Grizz.

A bear that likes honey is such a cliché.

It can't be that good, you know?
[Slurps]

[Up-tempo dance music]

Whoa-a-a-h!
That is amazing.

Here, little bro.
You try it.

Mmm.

[Music]

Ice Bear feels emotions.

Amazing, right?
I mean, just think.

This hive turns out gallons and gallons of honey every day.

Dude, let's just bring
the beehive inside.

I mean, it'll be safer for them at our place anyways.

Whoa, wait. Remember what Tabes said about the bees?

If they sting us, they die.

Ice Bear has bee suit in shed.

[Music]

- Panda: Careful, careful.
- Easy, easy, easy.

Whoa, crazy.
These bees aren't stinging us.

[Chuckles] Sweet.
The bee suits work.

Okay, careful.
Almost there.

There. Touchdown.

Ooh, let's put this honey on some little toasty-toasts.

Mmm. [Laughs]

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm!

I've wasted every brunch.

Mmm, mmm.
Oh, it's so good.

Okay. Let's see if this honey pairs well with my jasmine tea.

[Slurps]

[Tea cup shatters]
Oh, be still my heart.

Ice Bear, Honey Bear.

Mmm, mmm.
Oh, my gosh...

- Huh?
- Huh? What's happening?


Whoa.
Look at the size of that bee.

Grizzly: I think ... I think that's the queen.

She's... beautiful.

Grizz?
Grizz, you okay, man?

The queen needs pollen.

[Grunting]

Here. Here pollen.
I have the pollen.

[Bees buzzing]

- Ah, I have appeased the queen.
- Nice.

[Music]

[Music speeds up]

[Music even faster]

[Ominous music plays]

♪ La-da, doo-doo-doo, da-doo ♪

Huh?

[Tires screech]

Hmm... Funny.

Could've sworn the hive was here.

Bears? Grizz?
Whoa, what the ...

[Bees buzzing]

Kumbaya, what is that?

[Tires screech]
[Gasps]

Jumping macadamias.

The hive.

[Echoing] Hello?

Hmm, highly suspicious.
I'm going in.

[Music]

[Sniffles]

Honey. [Gasps]
It's delicious.

Got to focus.
The hive must be close.

[Creepy music]

Hee-ya!

[Grunts, gasps]

[Bees buzzing]

How did the bees do all this?
Never mind.

Better relocate that beehive before anything happens.

Hmm?
[Gasps] Aah!

- Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt.
- Buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz. [Music]

- Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt.
- Buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz.

Whoa. Bears, what's happened to you guys? Panda?

- Bzzt.
- Bzzt.

- No, not Panda.
- We are the queen's royal guard. Bzzt.

Ice Bear is now Ice Bee.

All Hail queen. Buzz.

[Buzzing]

Bzz, bzz, bzz,
bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz.

- Bzz, bzz, bzz?
- Buzz, buzz.

- Bzz, bzz, bzz?
- Bzz, bzz, bzz?

Okay, I've had enough.

I don't know what's happened to you guys, but I'm taking that hive ... Aah!

O-kay.
[Dramatic music]

Intruder alert.
Ice Bee senses hostile.

Tabes: Aah! [Grunts]
Hey, get off me.

What shall we do with the trespassers, my queen?

Bzzt.
[Buzzes]

Bzz-bzz-bzz, bzz.

Her Majesty has spoken.
We must sacrifice!


[Gasps]

[Grunting]

- Honey pit.
- What?


[Chanting] Honey pit.
Honey pit.


Honey pit.

Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt.

All right, guys.
This is getting out of hand.

- Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt.
- Aah!

Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt.

Honey pit.
Honey pit.


Honey pit.

Bzzt. The queen has ordered your demise by honey.

No, Grizz. This beehive ...
Aah!

The ... The queen ...
It's controlling you.

You're not thinking straight.

Honey pit. Honey pit.

Everything is honey and wax, from this shed to even this rope.

Honey is all. All is honey.

Honey and wax isn't the ans...

Wait. Everything is wax and honey? That means...

[Chomping]

So good.

[Chomping]

Whoa-aah!
All right! [Music]

Now it's time for the queen to go.

[Buzzes]

She's after our queen.

Here we go!

[Grunting]
[Music]

Ha-ha!

Now time to return the hive back to safety.

Hee-ya!

[Grunting]

[Engine sputters]
[Groans]

Come on. Start. Huh?

Buzz, buzz.
Buzz, buzz.

Give us back queen.
Buzz.

[Grunts]

[Panting]

Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt.

Sorry, friends.

Aw, rats.
Wait.

That's it ... the perfect spot.

Bzzt.
Return the queen.

Come on, guys.
Settle down.

- It's just me, Ranger Tabes.
- Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt.

I got to make some room.
[Groans]

Blue. Blue seven.
Blue six.

Hut, hut, hut, hike!

[Music]
[Grunting]

All right, queen.

Let's get you out of here and away from these bears.

Must reclaim queen.

- Bzzt!
- Bzzt!

Hmm.
[Music]

[Grunts]

Come on, come on.

- Bzzt.
- Bzzt.

[Buzzes]

Yes! Touchdown!
[Music]

Our queen.
Bzzt, bzzt, bzzt bzzt.

Hive destroyed.
Must avenge queen.

Self-sacrifice!

Bzzt. Bzzt.

Guys?
Come on, snap out of it.

- Buzz, buzz.
- That's enough!

- You guys...
- Yaah!

...are not bees!

Aah!

Bzzaah! My exoskeleton has been breached.

The lights...
Aah!

- ...are fading.
- You guys are fine.

You're not bees.
You don't have real stingers.

- Wait, we're not dead?
- I'm alive?

Oh, man.
What happened to us?

- Ice Bear's butt feels tingly.
- Oh, my head is buzzing.

[Gasps] Oh, that's it!
There was a beehive!

- What happened to it, Tabes?
- It's been safely relocated.

Uh, uh... I mean, it's safe.
Don't worry about it.

So, what do you guys want to do now?

Grizzly: I think we still might have some honey left in the shed.

- I think yo enough.
- Panda: I could still go for more honey.


Ice Bear: Buzz Bear, Honey Bear.

- Done.
- Done!
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