04x09 - Go Fish

[bunniefuu]

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

[Cackling gruffly]

Hyah!

Got me a little fishy!

Oh, this be my lure.

Fooled again.

Ah, such a beautiful day to be at sea, spending time fishing with me brothers.

And how fare ye, young Panda?

I'm fine, I guess.

I think I've almost caught...

90,000 fish.

C-C-C-C-Combo!

Arr, that not be fishing!

[Gasps]

Grizz, come on!

That's a brand-new phone case.

Good thing I got the extra durable one this time.

Ooh, is it one of those rubber ones?

Yeah, duh.

[Cackles]

Hey, Grizz!

Come on, man!

I steal your booty.

Arr.

Give it back!

Come on ...

Grizz, Try and take it from me, sailor.

I was just about to b*at my high score!

[classic music]

Come back here, Grizz!

Oh?

Whoa, oh, oh!

A mighty catch!

Arr, you fish were no match for my brother.

[Clapping]

[Cackles]

Huh?

Very nice, bears.

Oh, hey, captain!

Did you see the fish my little bro just caught?

It's huge!

Yes, a decent catch, but it's not the biggest beast in these waters.

Down below, there be mysteries you bears can't even comprehend.

Ah ...

Hey!

Grizz, where'd you find this guy, again?

Look, it was the cheapest fishing boat we could find.

He gave us a group discount.

My story is one of determination and will.

For all my life, I've searched the depths for the biggest game.

But all my feats fail in comparison to my latest hunt.

It is a beast with no name, the giant orange fish of the bay.

It's the most gigantic orange fish you've ever seen, a true monster.

Ice Bear feels unaccomplished, will let fish go.

Wait, orange fish, like a ...

like a goldfish?

Yeah, that can't be true.

I mean, we've had goldfish.

They're, like, tiny.

I mean, I get that there's some weird stuff in the ocean, but a giant goldfish?

[chuckles]

Come on, man.

Not this one.

I've been on its trail for months.

Well, it says right here that goldfish don't get much bigger than two feet, so I don't think you saw what you think you saw.

Yeah, Captain, this all sounds highly unlikely.

[Growls]

I know what I've seen!

And I'll even put my own life on the line to catch it.

Aah!

Aah!

[music]

Captain!

[dramatic music]

He's dead!

Aah!

We got to get out of here!

[Both screaming]

It ate him whole!

Guys, did you see that?

Snap out of it, Pan!

We got to drive this boat to shore.

Ice Bear can be captain.

[music]

[Engine sputtering]

[Both yelling]

Aah!

Oh, no, the keys!

I'll get it.

Aah!

It ate the keys!

Aah!

We're fish food!

He'll come back for us next!

What do we do?

What do we ...

Oh, I'll call for help.

One, two, three, sh**t!

Ah.

[Telephone rings]

Hello, this is police dispatch.

Yes.

Hi.

This is an emergency!

I need a SWAT team and a chopper.

We're on a boat, and there's a demon fish.

We need an airlift!

Why does this always happen?!

Aah!

It's coming back again!

[Fish roaring, both screaming]

[music]

Aah!

Cellie!

I gotcha!

Oh, no!

No, my phone!

Ice Bear requires sword.

Huh?

Oh.

Here!

[music]

Wha...

Wait, bro!

The sword's fake!

[music]

Bro...

[Groans]

Come back!

Bro, where is he?

There's something over there.

What is it?

Bro, no!

[Gasps]

[music]

[Screaming]

[Clatter]

[Groans]

Oh, man.

Little bro, are you hurt?

Say something!

Uh, okay, how many fingers am I holding up?

Bleh.

Ah!

Oh, my gosh, bro!

You got the key!

[Chuckles]

You sneaky bear.

Hmm.

Okay, with this, it's time to get out of here.

[music]

[Both yelling]

What happened?

We've been hit.

[Alarm blaring]

Oh, no.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Grizz, are you okay?

It's flooded.

Oh, look, there's a life raft.

Oh!

Okay, I've got it.

Good, let's go ...

Huh?

Whoa, the captain.

He was so majestic.

R.I.P.

Yar.

Um, guys, we really should ...

Aah!

Oh, man, it's even worse than before!

We're going to drown, and not even in, like, a romantic "Titanic" sort of way, b-but eaten by a hungry man-eating goldfish!

Get ahold of yourself, Panda!

We got the raft.

Instructions say to place life raft in water.

Got it.

To safety!

But first, pull the tab.

Pull the tab first...

Interesting.

Aah!

It's coming back!

Go, go, go!

[Both panting]

I-It's okay.

We'll just wait up here until someone comes to rescue us.

Boats take a while to sink, right?

[Water splashing]

Huh?

[Both screaming]

[Fish growling]

[music]

This is the end.

I want you to know I love you guys so much, and I have no regrets.

Well, maybe I regret this fishing trip and being eaten by a big, angry fish with two different colored...

eyes?

Two different colors?

[Gasps]

I know this fish!

W-W-What are you talking about, Grizz?

No, seriously, remember when we went to the fair a few years ago, and little bro annihilated that darts game, winning us the coolest prize, a goldfish?

He was going to be the best pet we ever had.

But by the time we got home, he was gone.

[music]

It's a shame you passed on so soon, friend, and right after we found the best name for you.

Ice Bear very sad bear.

I hope fish heaven is a beautiful place.

Goodbye, friend.

But then he suddenly opened his beautiful eyes, and we realized our horrible mistake.

[Both gasp]

Oh, no.

He's still kicking!

Reach in there and grab him, Panda.

What?

Ew, no, I'm not reaching in the toilet.

Make little bro do it.

Bro!

No.

Gross.

Mm, fine, I'll do it.

Huh?

Huh?

But it was too late.

Oh, right.

But how the heck did he get so big?

Global warming.

[Thud, fish roars]

No!

No, no!

What was his name again?

Uh, uh, Bobby!

Billy?

Fred!

Rosario.

Mark?

[Gasps]

Marty!

[music]

He remembers us!

Oh, no.

He remembers us.

Hey, hey, M-Marty, buddy, friend, hey!

Um, we're really sorry about what happened to you.

Yeah, it was all our fault.

Ice Bear feels shame in the membrane.

We know it's asking a lot to forgive us...

Grizz, what are you doing?

...and not eat us...

Oh.

Aah.

...but we're sorry.

Grizz, no!

[Thump]

Huh?

Oh.

Huh.

[Chuckles]

Hey, Marty!

[Laughs]

Hey, there, buddy!

Good to see you again!

Guys, you got to come hug him.

It feels so weird.

Okay, now you, Pan.

[Chuckles]

Oh, he's kind of slimy.

I know, right?

Always wet.

[Water gurgling]

Wait, do you guys hear gurgling?

Huh?

Grizz: Hey, what's that?

[music]

[Both gasp]

I've got you now, beast!

Hyah!

[Both gasp]

[music]

[Thunk]

[Gasps]

Oh, no!

[Gasps]

I'm alive?

[Gasps]

I'm alive!

Bro, you okay?

Ice Bear all good.

[Gurgles, coughs]

Pan, you good?

Yeah, I'm all right.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah.

Aah, wait, no, no, no, no, no!

Aah!

Huh?

Wait, I'm not dead?

Phone is dead.

Grizz: Wow, that is one tough phone case.

Ah, geez, I'm sorry to have harpooned you, son.

Oh, no, it's fine.

I mean, anyone could've made that mistake, maybe.

Well, we're just glad you didn't skewer Marty.

Oh, yes, me, too, but without this burning desire to hunt down the great fish, uh, Marty, how will I ever fill this void in me heart?

[music]

Well, Marty's all alone out here, too.

Maybe you could be alone here together, you know, fill that hole in your heart with friendship?

My greatest rival as my friend?

Just like in my favorite anime!

And I guess it would be nice to have a partner out here.

What do you say, partner?

[Meows]

[music]

Goodbye!

Goodbye!

See you later!

See you later!

Good luck!

Ah, the power of friendship.

The hole in Ice Bear's heart is closing.

A little.

Yes, what a great ending to his tale.

And I'm just glad we're still alive, and we can finally go home.

[Air hissing]

And I popped the boat.

Done.

Done!