04x10 - Teacher's Pet

[bunniefuu]

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
Let's go! ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

[Up-tempo rock music plays]

[Tires screech]

Ha! All right, bros.
We're outta here.

[Grunting]

- Ouf.
- Ugh.

Get lost, you bears!

Nobody wants you!
Nobody!

[Tires screeching, music fades out]

- Hmm!
- Hmm!

Oh, yeah?!
Well, your big car stinks!

Get an air freshener!

Man, that's the last time we try to find a family at a monster-truck rally.

[Sighs]
Why does no one like us?

We're never welcome anywhere.

Chin up, Pan Pan.
It's all part of being an adult.

Huh?

- Let's go!
- Whoo, whoo!

- Race you to the classroom!
- Whoa!

Whoa.
That's a lot of kids.

[Laughter]

Hey! Wait for me!

Um, excuse me.
Where are you guys going?

We're going to school.
[School bell rings]

Huh? Oh, no!
I'm gonna be late!

- Hey, are you coming?
- Wait. What? Are you inviting us?

Nobody ever wants us anywhere.

Oh, yeah, you're invited.
Come on!

- Whoa!
- Wait up, guys!

[Drum flourish]

[Panting]

Uh, hello?
Is this that school place?

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

- Oh, man!
- That was so funny!

[Indistinct conversations]

[Laughter]

Morning!
[Coughs]

Everyone looks so happy here.

- Oh, excuse me.
- Huh?

Hello.
Can I help you, bears?

- Uh...
- Uh...

- We were invited?
- Ah, you three must be the new exchange students from Asia.

Uh... sure.

Wonderful! Please, introduce yourselves to the class.

- Wow, there are bears here!
- Cool.

Oh, hi. My name's Grizz.
I like to eat food.

Hi. I'm Panda.
And I'm shy.

[Heart b*ating loudly]

[Gasps]

Evergreen: Oh, you must have the butterflies.

Adorable.
It's all right, honey.

Hee-hee!
I like him the bestest.

All right, bears.
Take a seat.

Ooh, Ms. Evergreen!
Can the bears sit next to me?

- Oh, sure, Ronnie.
- Hey, thanks!

- Psst!
- Huh? What's this?

"I like you. Heart"?

[Gasps]
My first girlfriend.

[Giggles] Can you pass this to your brother?

[Giggles]

Wha...? [Sighs]
It's for you.

[Chomp!]

Hey, man. So, uh, what do we do in school?

Well, the teacher asks us questions, and we answer them.

All right, class. Can anyone tell me what the capital of Idaho is?

- Wait. I know the answer to that.
- Then raise your hand.

Oh, me!
Teacher, teacher!

I know the answer!

- Ah, yes. Grizz?
- The answer is Boise!

Correct, Grizz.
You get a gold star. [Twinkle!]

Neat.

Hey, that was awesome!
How'd you know that?

Yeah, we almost d*ed there.

Well, hey, knowledge is cool, man.
Props.

Uh, okay.

- Yeah.
- Ooh! Recognition.

["In My Head" plays]

Teacher, teacher!

[Twinkle!]

- The answer is...
- Oh, I know it, I know it!

It's Africa, Africa!

[Twinkle!]

Aww!

[Gasps] Oh-ho!

♪ Got a thought in my head right now ♪

Both: Ooh, teacher, teacher!

They're cheating, they're cheating!

♪ Poke till my head till it's black and blue ♪

[Growls]

[Twinkle!]

♪ Poke my brain, makes the neurons go ♪

[Growls]

♪ No mistakes, that's my M.O. ♪

[Plop!]

Man, we're really good at school.

A few more stars, and we'll be the best students ever.

[Laughs] Huh?
Oh, hey, it's Moby.

Hey, Moby, want to eat lunch together?

[Growls]

Oh. It's okay.
Next time.

Let's go eat over there, girls.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Hey, ladies!
Remember my little bro?

All: Huh?

Pbht!

- We don't like you anymore.
- We don't like you.

- So over you.
- Yuck!

Um, okay.

Oh, yeah. I saw it on TV last night. It was mega rad.

Hey, guys. Mind if we join you for lunch?

Hmph!

- Why is everyone avoiding us?
- Boy: It's 'cause you're teacher's pets.

- Huh? Who said that?
- Down here, chumps.

You're making all the kids look bad by sucking up to the teacher, so nobody likes you guys now.

I should know. I, too, was a teacher's pet once.

Now I'm all alone.
[Both gasp]

Well, do you want to eat with us?

Ha ha! And hang out with teacher's pets?

No thanks.
Later, chumps!

Oh, man! We messed up big time, fellas.

What do we do, Grizz?

Well, if everyone hates us for being too good, then we got to do the opposite.

[Clock ticking]

All right, class.

Can anyone tell me the answer to four times one?

- I know the answer!
- Yes, Grizz?

The answer is...
Pbht!

[Laughter]

[Gasps] Grizz!

[Grunts]

In fact, the answer to every question from now on is...

[Blowing raspberries]

[Gasps]
Panda, what are you doing?

[Exhales deeply]
Oh!

[Gasps] Hey!

[Laughter]

All right, class. Settle down.
Settle down.

[Laughter]

Everyone, look over here!

All: Ooh!

[Breathes deeply]

[Ricocheting]

[Glass shatters]

[Whap!]

Evergreen: Aah! Oh, no!
Mr. Flippers!

- Ooh!
- You're in trouble!

- Grizz! That is it, young man.
- Huh?

You are going to the principal's office.

- Oh, gosh.
- Oh, no.

- What's the principal's office?
- Hey, Grizz, where you going?

Oh, man, maybe Grizz did so well that he's getting some sort of prize.

Ronnie: No way, you guys. Going to the principal's office is like practically a death sentence.

[Gags]
[Gasps]

Yeah, he takes you into his dungeon of an office, a dark, old place where you can't hear the laughter of another kid for miles.

He makes you write lines and lines on four giant chalkboards while he just sits there on his throne, watching you, making you write in chalk until you become the chalk.

[Laughs evilly]

Oh, my gosh!

Bro, we have to rescue Grizz before it's too late.

You have any plans in mind?
[Shing!]

Maybe something a little less harmful.

Hey, we want to help you guys.

You don't still think we're lame?

No way. You guys are cool.

Besides, the principal has tortured one too many students.

It's time to take down that tyrant once and for all.

Yay! Ooh.

But how are we gonna get to the principal's office?

Oh, we got a plan.
[Doorknob rattling] Huh?

- Aah! She's coming back.
- Uh, uh, quick!

All right, class.
I'm back.

Now, where were we?

Hmm.

[Music]

Oh, oh, oh! Ms. Evergreen, can you show us again how to write the letter "Z" in cursive?

Of course I can.

So it's up and across with a big swoop down and across again, see?

What?
What does that even mean?

- Psst!
- Huh?

It means...

- Curve that goes this way.
- ...follow me.

- And then make another curve.
- Oh!

Then you're gonna swoop all the way around.

Remember to connect it with the next letter.

Now, that's what cursive is all about, after all.

I'll do it for you again.
Here we go. [Music]

Right like this and then...

- There.
- Okay, so you make the curve that goes this way.

And then make another...

Right up at the top with a little point, and then down and across like a beauty-queen sash.

The principal's office should be right here.

[Twinkle!]

[Grunting]
Just a little farther.

[Grunting]
These vents are so dirty.

Aah, aah!
Gross.

- Ooh. Guys. There.
- We're coming, Grizz.

Looks like we're gonna have to send someone down.

Not it.

What?

[Chalk scratching]

- [Whispering] Grizz.
- Huh? Panda! B-Be careful.

The principal just stepped out for a minute.

[Clears throat, hawks]
[Raspy voice] Ahh!

[Slurping]

- Let's bust out of here!
- Be careful, Grizz.

[Grunting]

[Grunts]
[Music]

Just a little farther.

[Grunting]

Whoa!
[Gasps]

[Clattering]

Both: Phew!

[Clinks]

[Roars] Aah!
Up, up! Up, up!

[Roars]

[Grunts]
[Snarls]

- Aah!
- Run! Go without me!

- We won't forget you, Ronnie!
- Thanks, Ronnie!

Ugh! Back, you beast!
Ugh, ugh!

[Screaming]

[Growling]

Come on, Pan!
We got to go!

There's our way out.

[Whir!]

[Panting]

Aah! It's too high!
Bros, we got to stack.

It's the only way ... and fast!

[Growls]

- Aah!
- Hurry, hurry!

Aah, aah, aah!

Aah!
[Roars]

[School bell rings]

[Indistinct shouting, upbeat music plays]

Dude!

Hmm.

[Heavy footsteps]

Wow!
That was a close one, huh?

[Sighs] Phew!
Thanks for rescuing me, bros.

Who knew living the life of a kid would be so hard?

Yeah, I don't think school is the place for us.

Well, let's keep moving, I guess.

I bet there's someplace that'll have us, like a circus.

Ooh! Maybe like at a police academy.

- Or a football team.
- Or a synchronized swimming team.

Now you're thinking, Pan Pan!