04x40 - Fire!

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Bare Bears". Aired: July 2015 to June 2020.*
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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04x40 - Fire!

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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Army music]

[Sniffing]

This way, guys.

Come on, follow me.

Um, Grizz, where are we going?

[Sniffs]

Don't you smell it, Pan-Pan?

There's something good cooking nearby, and I'm gonna find it!

Hunh!

Hwah!

Hwah!?

[Chuckling]

Oh, ho, ho!

We got burgs and dogs.

Repeat ...

burgs and dogs.

Uh, Grizz, I don't think we should crash this perfectly nice picnic.

Hi!

Excuse me, sir!

Buh?

You guys have room for a few more?

Oh, why, of course we do, bears.

Just as long as you got room for a few burgers.

[Laughs]

Come on over, friends.

[Music]

Dude, thank you.

Oh, it's nothing.

I love making people happy with my cooking.

I wish I could cook for everyone in the world, you know?

Then there'd be no more sadness and no more pain, just smiles ...

Uh, dude, your stuff's burning.

Ah, what!

[Dramatic music]

My beautiful burgers!

[Straining]

Ah!

[Music]

[Crowd panicking]

Don't worry, folks.

I got this.

[Growls, slurps]

[Spitting]

[Steam hisses]

[Coughs]

Buh?

Well, that's that.

[Slurps]

Aw.

[All exhale]

[Siren wails]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Wow!

That was some top-tier firefighting, citizen.

Truly incredible.

I've never seen a cleaner extinguish.

Oh, thanks.

[Chuckles]

How'd you guys get here so fast?

Well, a good firefighter can always sniff out a blaze.

[Sniffing]

Ah, the coast is clear thanks to your quick thinking.

Bear, you are a hero.

Aw, shucks.

[Cheers and applause]

In fact, in honor of your bravery, we'd like to present you with this ...

an honorary fire marshal badge!

Let it be a constant reminder that wildfires can be stopped by you only.

[Chuckles]

Wow.

Me only?

Yes!

Thank you, firemen, and I vow to prevent fires for as long as I live!

[Cheers and applause]

Berger: Come on, everybody.

A round of burgers on me.

Wow, I feel like I've finally found my calling, you know?

What else can I do to help?

Can I drive the truck?

No way, but there is something you can help us with.

[Siren wails]

Hey there, kids.

I'm Grizzly the Bear, and I'm here with a special message from your local fire department.

[Beep, whimsical music]

Gee, Dan, sure am tired after all that hiking.

Ha-ha!

Me, too.

Let's turn in for the night.

I'll take care of the fire.

Oh, no!

A spark!

Hey, kid.

Looks like you guys need to learn the proper way to put out a campfire.

Grizzly the Bear!

Grizzly the Bear!

That's right.

Putting out a campfire is easy.

Whoop!

First, pour some water.

Bweep!

Now, take your trusty shovel and mix it all around a bit, and then, um, pour some more water.

Boooop!

That's all there is to it!

Wow!

We had no idea!

Well, now you know.

And always remember my famous catchphrase ...

Wildfires can only be halted or stopped by a person or persons such as yourself.

So, pretty cool, right, bros?

[Laughs]

Yeah.

No, no, that's great.

They even let me keep the pants.

They fit, uh, good.

Ice Bear is proud.

Air quotes.

Aw, thanks, guys.

I'm glad you're so supportive of my quest to fireproof literally everything!

It's ...

It's great, Grizz.

Uh, so, do you want to grab lunch now?

Don't be silly, Panda.

I still have to patrol the forest for fire hazards.

I know you're out there.

I mean, just look at the badge.

It's plastic.

It says "fire marshal." That is me ...

an honorary fire marshal with pants.

Okay, well, have fun.

We're gonna go get lunch.

Ice Bear just wants to leave.

Getting awkward.

Okay, bye.

Call me if you see a fire.

You don't have a phone!

Oh, yeah.

Well, anyway, it's patrol time!

♪ Patrol time ♪ ♪ Patrol time ♪ ♪ Patrol time ♪ [Sniffing]

[Music]

Oh, hmph.

Oh, I love burgs.

Yeah, man, same.

Stop in the name of the law!

Hey!

Yah!

Hey, man, what are you doing?

No fire!

[Grunts]

Fire.

Smoke?

Oh-oh.

Mom: Okay, Johnny, my sweet boy, blow out the candles and make a wish.

[Inhales]

Gah!

Aah!

Happy birthday!

I hope your wish was for fire safety, the greatest gift of all!

Fire.

[Sniffs]

Fire.

[Grunts]

[Whooshing]

[Growls]

Stop, you criminals!

Hey, man, what are you doing?

Fire evil!

Fire bad!

We have a permit to do this, you jerk!

Who do you think you are?

Who am I?

I'm ...

I'm...

Grizzly the Bear, fire marshal!

Yes.

[Cackling]

[Music]

Wow, very uneventful day for us, huh?

Ice Bear likes peace.

Not a drama bear.

Oh, here's a place ...

Aqua Yaki.

[Door opens, door bells jingle]

Huh, a lot of fish decor.

Ice Bear senses theme.

Ah, hello there.

Table for two?

Nah?

[Laughs]

That's one of my little jokes.

Come, follow me.

Now, you boys may be wondering, why are we called Aqua Yaki?

It's not because we serve fish.

No, no, no, no.

It is in fact because of this.

Whoa!

Say hello to my giant aquarium wall!

Wow, so pretty.

Ice Bear feels tankful.

They are one of a kind.

They are prize-winning beauties.

Oh, I love my babies more than anything in the world.

Now, please, enjoy your meals, gentlemen.

Who has kisses for Papa?

Mwah!

Mwah!

Mwah!

Mwah!

Mwah!

[Muttering]

Fires, fires.

Fire?

[Sniffs]

[Squirrel chitters]

Fires?

[Sniffs]

[Owl hoots]

[Sniffs deeply]

Fire.

City fires.

[Sniffing]

[Grizzly grunts]

[Whimpers]

Shh, you're safe now.

[Sniffing]

Ohhh.

Fire.

[Munching]

Wow, this is so good.

Ice Bear gives this place five starfishes.

Something burning!

[Scoffs]

What?

I never burn a dish.

How rude.

Oh, boy.

Here we go.

Just pretend you didn't see him.

Huh?

[Music]

[Shrimp sizzle]

[Fires whooshing]

Raaaagh!

Aaaaagh!

No fire!

[Patrons gasp]

[Grunts]

Fire bad!

Fire bad!

Grizz, cut it out, man!

[Coughing]

You're ruining everyone's meal!

Huh?

Fire!

No!

Oh, no.

No one messes with my cooking station.

Whoa!

[Dial snaps]


[Patrons screaming]

[Extinguisher puffs]

Empty.

Grizz, come on!

[Coughing]

[Growls]

Grizz, what the heck, man?

Snap out of it.

Huh?

Look what you did, Grizz.

Huh?

[Solemn music]

Wha...?

Me fire?

Yes, yes, you fire.

Only you caused this fire.

Oh...

Oh, no.

What have I done?

No!

Huh?

My babies are still in there!

Agh!

Nooooo!

[Sobbing]

Sir, um, I'm ...

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to ruin your restaurant.

I don't care about the restaurant.

My babies are in there.

Your ...

Your children are in there?!

Yes, my beautiful fish children!

They will be boiled alive in their t*nk!

[Sobbing]

[Bloop!]

Oh, no!

Uh, just hang on.

I'm sure the fire department will be here soon.

Uh, actually, they put me on hold.

Aah!

Oh, no!

Uh, okay.

I'll save them myself.

Grizz, no!

Grizz, yes!

[Panting]

[Music]

[Groans]

I'll save you, fishies!

Aaaaaagh!

[Splash]

[Music]

Should we help him?

Ice Bear, not Fire Bear.

Aagh!

Oh, there he is.

My babies!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, quick!

Get the water!

Aah!

Aah!

Grizz, in here.

Great.

Take these.

I'm going back in.

[Panting]

Agh!

[Music]

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Ooh-ah!

Ooh-ah!

Ooh-ah!

[Bloop!]

[Music]

[Panting]

Okay.

I think that's the last one.

No!

There's only 49 babies here!

I have 50 fish!

[Sobbing]

All right.

Don't cry, sir.

I'll get your last fish.

[Dramatic music]

[Gurgling]

Now, where could he be?

[Music]

[Beam cracks, glass shatters]

Aah!

[Splash]

How's the water not helping?

[Whimpering]

Aah!

The exit!

[Whimpers]

[Music]

[Flames hiss]

Aah!

Oh, no, Grizz.

Babies!

[Glass shatters]

[Triumphant music]

[Exhales]

[Deep voice]

You're safe, little baby.

Grizz!

My baby!

Mwah!

Thank you so much, Mr.

Bear.

[Siren wails]

Go put the fire out!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Sorry we're so late.

Turns out our smell-based fire-detection strategy doesn't work when you're congested.

[Blows nose]

[Snorts]

Did everyone make it out okay?

All the people and fish are safely outside, sir.

Great work, Grizz.

You're a true hero.

[Sighs]

No, you don't understand.

I caused this fire.

It's completely my fault.

I'm sorry for putting you guys in danger.

It's okay, Grizz.

We're just happy you're all right.

Ice Bear will be happier with replacement lunch.

I'm sorry.

I don't even deserve this badge anymore or this hat or even...

[Unzip]

...these pants.

Aw, Grizz.

Maybe you're not cut out to be a firefighter, and maybe these pants aren't cut out to be worn by bears, but I'm sure there are other ways you can help.

Oh, what's that?

This baby says she knows how you can help.

Come on down to Aqua Yaki's post-fire grand re-opening!

We've got food!

We've got fish!

Come see my babies!

This place is on fire!

[Air-horn blows]

Done!

Done!
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