02x06 - Googie

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02x06 - Googie

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The sativas go pretty quickly...

[door creaks, closes]

so I'm gonna give you a little Green cr*ck and put that in the back of the case, uh, right by the cookies.

cr*ck in the back.

And I'm out of sativa cartridges, so I have these hybrids, but it's Sunday, so I think it's okay.

I don't think it'll be too crazy.

It should be fine.

Also, I was thinking it might be easier if I just pull up, call them, and then they come down, hop in the whip, and we drive around the block.

I mean, that seems a little out in the open.

I don't know.

I'm not worried about it.

Everybody else does it like that.

But then you miss the insides of the apartment, which is, like, kind of the best part.

I just think it's gonna be faster, man.

Yeah, yeah, you're probably right.

- We can do that, yeah.

- Cool.

Um, I rolled you some Js man.

Figured with the arm and everything...

That is so nice.

Thank you so much.

- I really...

- How could I leave you high and dry, man?

- Look at you.

- You'll just leave me high.

[both laugh]

Indeed.

So, we're gonna try this burner thing.

Don't respond to an unknown number unless there's a referral first, okay?

I got robbed like that, so...

- Got it.

You're the boss.

- All right.

You already know the combination, got all that.

I got you some extra cash here.

Oh.

If they buy five, they get the sixth free, so, it's a promo.

Are there any nuts in the cookies?

No, there are no nuts in the cookies.

You are so conscientious, man.

I know.

I've literally never known anyone with a nut allergy, and I still freak out about it all the time.

It's gonna come in handy one day.

All right, I'm gonna head out.

I gotta give my lady a ride to work before I get started.

- This everything?

- Mmhmm.

- All right, man.

- All right.

Thanks, man.

You take care of that arm, huh?

- I will.

I will.

- All right, I'll see ya.

All right.

Yeah.

Hey, you need the phone.

Oh!

My bad.

- Part of the...

Part of the thing.

- I need that.

All right, man.

Don't worry, huh?

Not worried.

[door shuts]

[acoustic guitar plays]

[people vocalizing]

[woman sings in foreign language]

Oh.

Yeah.

[bangs]

Oh!

f*ck!

[sighs]

And the password is Mom's birthday, right?

[keyboard clacks]

Yeah, that worked.

Thanks, Dad.

Also, you should probably not use that password for everything, or at least make it backwards or something.

- Yeah.

- So, how do you get to be the king?

- It ain't like that.

- [sighs]

Yeah, I'm okay.

It was bound to happen sometime,

so I'm just hanging at home today.

Yeah, well, I do all my work from my computer, so I can work from home.

[

The Wire


continuing indistinctly]



Of course I was wearing a helmet.

I always wear a helmet.


[g*nf*re on laptop]

[man shouting on laptop]

I appreciate the concern, but I don't want you to...

_[men yelling on laptop]

I'm gonna be okay.

♪ ♪ [camera phone clicks]

She's been very helpful.

_ She brought me some stuff at the hospital.

Yeah, I'm still on her insurance.

♪ ♪ [bong burbling]

All right.

Hey, man.

You need anything?

- Huh?

- Like a...

bathroom, water, smoke a bowl?

I don't know.

Uh, no.

No, thank you.

All right, all right.



I can't believe


she's turning already.

How the hell did that happen?

- Yeah, well, I'll FaceTime her tomorrow.

- Oh man.

Okay, Dad.

Well, tell Mom I love her,

and I love you, and... yeah.

I'll pay you back.

I promise. Thanks again.

- [Omar on laptop]

Omar coming!

- Talk to you later.

[phone whooshes]

[engine idling]

- Oh, are you with...

- Yeah, I'm with the bearded dude.

Hop in.

Oh, okay.

- Hey, how you doing?

- What's up, man?

All right, so, here, give this a taste.

Oh, thank you.

So, that's some Diesel, then I've got some flowers.

All right, the OG and the Sour Diesel are really tasty.

Everything else is a little dry, to tell you the truth...

- Okay.

- ...but take your pick.

Oh!

I got waters and Capri Suns if you're thirsty.

Oh, thank you.

Um...

Oh sh*t.

Uh, you know what?

I actually realized I just left my money upstairs.

Are you serious, man?

Yeah, I'm really sorry.

I'm...

I'm just used to doing it the other way.

All right, fine.

Well, make it snappy, huh?

All right.

I'll be back in three.

Jeez.

sh*t.

f*ck!

f*ck!

sh**t!

Uh, I'm really sorry.

[phone clicking]

♪ ♪ [shower running]

_ [sighs]

♪ ♪ [lighter flicks]

[Russell on laptop]

We got bedrolls and bodies.

- Mine was a m*rder.

- A m*rder?

You're kidding me.


We got some photos if you wanna take a look.

[line rings]

[Beth on voicemail]

Hi, you've reached Beth.

I don't listen to the messages,

but if it makes you feel good,

then leave one.

- [Russell on laptop]

That your girl?

- Think so.

Are we still good for tomorrow?

Yeah.

Also, I was thinking it might be easier if, like, one of us was the dispatcher, you know, doing the phones and texting the addresses, and the other one was driving, because it's kind of hard to do both things at once, man.

I don't know how you've been doing it by yourself for this long.

It's been working out for me thus far, man.

Also, dude, not to overstep or anything, but if you get better product, you're gonna get more customers.

I mean, you can actually compete with some of these other services.

Yeah.

I mean, it's definitely something I've thought about, but, you know...

I'd like to make more money, but I'm not really into the competition thing.

Right, right.

I mean, competition sucks, right?

f*ck capitalism.

But money's awesome though, right?

Yeah.

I mean, it definitely helps out sometimes.

- Here you go.

Count that.

- Thanks, man.

Dope.

[Lucas on laptop]

Bringing us back to our old friends: supply and demand.

[school bell rings]

All right, your research papers are here.

[yawns]

[laptop closes]

♪ ♪ _ [phone whooshes]

[heavy equipment beeping]

[loud banging]

[man shouts outside]

[sighs]

[banging continues]

♪ ♪ [groans]

_ ♪ I'm sad and I can't talk about it ♪ _ ♪ All alone and right next to you ♪ [phone clatters]

♪ What I'm doing in a fine ♪ ♪ This fine stretch of time ♪ ♪ Just once, yeah, you know you like it ♪ ♪ You know that I'm...

I'm really ready ♪ [crunches]

[gulps]

Oh f*ck.

♪ ♪ ♪ I'm sad and I can't talk about it ♪ ♪ What I'm doing ♪ [grunts]

[music stops]

So, your fork is totally bent.

So this is more of a replace than a repair.

Yeah, I mean, I figured...

I figured that was the case.

I just know that I don't have this model here, so I'm gonna have to order it, and you're looking at, like, two, three weeks.

That's okay, 'cause I can't do anything with this arm anyways, so that's fine.

[bike bells rings]

Okay.

Um...

are you sure that you want me to fix it this bike?

[bell dings]

Because if I'm gonna be honest with you...

[echoing]

the housing, the brakes don't even work.

[man speaks indiscernibly]

[bells ring, tinkling]

[man continues speaking]

[sitar music plays]

[bells ringing]

Uh...

But this is your ride, and I can fix the wheels, I can put a new fork on it, true everything out for you, no problem.

Yeah, I...

I can handle the truth.

- What?

- What?

I'm talking about the wheels.

[Echoing]

Yeah, okay, well, we should get new wheels then, and we should get a new fork.

- That's good, man.

We can do all that.

- Well, yeah.

It sounds great.

I have to do all that.

Okay, well, let's do it.

You're very handsome.

[distorted music playing]

[kettle whistling]

[exhales]

[cat meows]

[helicopter passing overhead]

Hey, hey.

- Go away.

Go away.

- I'm going away.

[Distorted]

You don't have to worry about me.

I'm blessed.

[deep voice]

I don't care about you being blessed.

[normal voice]

I'm gonna have a nice day.

You ain't gonna have a nice day.

- [distorted]

I'm blessed.

- You are not gonna have a nice day.

- I'm blessed.

- You aren't blessed!

I'm blessed!

[echoing]

[distorted music playing]

[phone alert beeping]

_ [R&B music plays]

Oh!

[tires squeal]

Go ahead, ding-dong.

Go.

All right.

Oh.

No, you go!

[man mutters]

All right.

What's going on with GooGee?

GooGee?

Who's GooGee?

[chuckles]

That's what I call him.

- To his face?

- Yeah.

It's a long story.

Man, we're tight like that.

[chuckles]

Oh, GooGee's taking it easy today.

Well, good for GooGee.

What you got for me?

So, nothing special today, just some plants, some pens, and some snacks.

Mm-hmm.

So, what we call you then?

I just started.

I don't have a nickname yet.

Huh.

What about, like, Tetchen?

- Tetchen?

- Yeah, or-or Boodlay Yo Tambien.

Dude, where are you getting these names from?

I'm checking your vibe.

You're checking my vocals, I'm checking your vibe.

That's how it works.

It's organic.

Well, personally, I'm not crazy about either of those, and I don't think the other guy likes being called GooGee either.

GooGee knows what GooGee is.

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪ [The Guy mutters]

You...

are my number one...

guy.

Oh no, what happened?

People don't want these clothes anymore.

- [chuckles]

No, your arm.

- Oh.

I hurt it, and now it itches.

Well, it looks like you found a good trick there.

Yeah, it's a, uh, it's just a stick.

Let me know if you need any help.

Okay, you too.

♪ ♪ Oh...

sh*t.

♪ ♪ [distorted laughter]

♪ ♪ Oh, don't worry.

Don't worry about me.

Hey, do you have a minute to support human rights.

Hi.

I can't.

I really can't.

Thank you so much.

♪ ♪ Blah.

♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[phone camera clicks]

[saxophone playing slow, jazz melody]

[phone alert beeps]

_[saxophone continues playing]

[distant sirens blare]

Thank God every day my children grow up safe.

This country crazy.

Ain't that the truth.

Hey, what's going on?

- Is it you?

- Yes, it's me.

Kid, we gotta call.

- People are looking for you.

- Hey!

- What?

Oh.

- What are you doing?

- I'm not doing anything.

- Get away from my kid!

I'm...

I didn't...

I...

I didn't!

I'm sorry!

Are you okay?

I did dr*gs!

[saxophone playing frantic, off-key melody]

Oh sh*t.

sh*t, my pants.

sh*t.

Oh no!

No!


[groans]

This is a f*cking nightmare.

[whimpers]

♪ ♪ [people chatting, laughing]

You getting in or what?

Okay.

Yeah.

Um, okay.

♪ ♪ I didn't know it was a cab.

I didn't know it was a cab.

- Let's go.

Close the door.

- I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm back to this spot.

Jesus Christ.

[cars honking]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey!

The first series, though?

The first season.

Yeah, yeah, the old one.

Yeah, yeah, wrapped in plastic.

Yeah, but I cannot understand his stuff.

No?

Like, I've tried to watch it so many times.

Me either.

That's...

that's the beauty, man.

You're not supposed to understand it.

You're supposed to experience it, you know?

He once said that, you know, the movies appear to him as broken puzzle pieces, and then he...

Yeah.

They appear to me as broken puzzles pieces too.

Yeah, but then it's like the joint effort, everybody assembles the movie.

Right.

Oh my God.

It smells like farts.

Is that kimchi, dude?

Boss, you mind throwing a cap on that?

- I'm sorry.

I'm sorry about him.

- Ah, jeez.

What a snack.

- What a weird snack for someone to have.

- It's not...

It's not acceptable in a public transport situation.

Don't worry about it.

Go on.

[phone beeps]

We're gonna start with

Blue Velvet,


right, just to whet the appetite, you know?

So it's not overwhelming.

And then you go straight into

Eraserhead,


and you're like, "Where am I? What's going on?" "Why am I here?

I don't like being here.

"It's uncomfortable to be here," but you remain there.

You know what I mean?

- And then the next one...

oh, sorry.

- Yeah, I'm gonna have to split.

- All right, cool, cool.

- Thanks for the offer, though, man.

- Talk to you soon.

- Peace, Kabir.

- Have fun, guys, be safe.

- Thanks, man.

Thank you.

[Abdullah laughs]

What a bunch of janky clowns.

♪ ♪ [indistinct chatter]

"Just Chillin'" All right.

[sighs]

Twins.

I mean...

[man continues talking]

They were twins.

Oh yeah.

What, no TV?

[laughs]

You're the TV.

[laughs]

[indistinct chatter]

[piano music playing]

Hey, excuse me.

Didn't you go to Vassar?

- Class of ' ?

- Yeah, I did.

[laughs]

We went to school together.

- You lived in Josselyn, right?

- Mmm.

[whispers]

I think you used to sell me pot.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

How you doing, man?

No complaints.

Actually just here with my team, celebrating a project we just finished.

I'm a Googler.

[chuckles]

Oh, did you...

did you go to the -year?

Tenure?

The -year.

No, I didn't.

I didn't get the chance to.

Dude, you should've come.

It was so f*cking fun.

Oh my God.

I got so f*cked up.

I hadn't been that drunk since college.

[laughs]

Yeah, that sounds cool.

Mmm.

So, what you working in these days?

- Pot.

- Wow!

Good for you.

Cannabis industry's really booming these days.

It's good to kind of get in there early.

Smart.

- Yeah, people like pot.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

[Laughs]

- Yeah.

Oh God.

- Waylon, get your ass over here!

- We're making a toast!

- Gotta get back to my team.

But, uh, hey, it's good running into you, man.

Yeah.

And good luck with everything.

- Good luck with the...

the biz.

- [Laughs]

Sure, yeah.

- All right, take it easy.

- Yeah, take it easy, man.

[cell phone buzzes]

_ Mmm.

_ [whooshes]

♪ ♪ [laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪ [sighs]

_ [whooshes]

[phone clicks]

Are you sure, man?

Yeah.

I just don't think it makes sense, 'cause, like, there's not enough clients, and you nor I are gonna make enough money.

Yeah, but that was just a Sunday and a Monday.

You don't wanna wait till the end of the week, see what happens?

- We can get more clients.

- I know, but...

I can hook you up with the crazy good prices, bulk prices on, like, really good flowers, concentrates, all that sh*t.

I got the link, man.

I know, but I just kind of like doing it on my own.

All right, man.

Well, you know, you feel how you feel.

- Thanks, man.

- Any time, man.

- And it was good working with you.

- Yeah, it was.

- [hands clap loudly]

Whoo!

- That was a good one.

- You wanna hit this?

- Yeah.

[Skype rings on computer]

[hums]

Hey, Kate.

Happy birthday.

Arigato!

"Arigato"?

I thought you were taking, uh, Chinese.

I am, but I was just accepted

to a foreign exchange program in Japan this summer.

Japan?

What?

That's f*cking awesome.

f*ck yeah, man.

Oh sh*t, are you saying "f*ck" yet?

I say "f*ck" sometimes.

All right, cool.

Well, what about college?

Do you know where you wanna go?

All I know is away!

[chuckles]

- Yeah, I know what you mean.

- Yeah.

You know, I noticed that you never really tend to ask about me ever.

I'm always asking about you.

What do you think that's all about?

[laughs]

How was your day?

- How was your day?

- Mmm, see, it feels forced.

- Yeah, because it is.

- [chuckles]

All right.

♪ I feel f*cking awful ♪ ♪ Maybe I should turn on the radio ♪ ♪ Don't feed me booze ♪ ♪ I just need the pop songs ♪ ♪ Don't need the grass ♪ ♪ I just need the pop songs ♪ ♪ I belong on Earth ♪ ♪ Here with pop music ♪ ♪ Feed me ♪ ♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet sounds ♪ ♪ Feed me ♪ ♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet sounds ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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