01x01 - The Great

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I overheard my father talking last night.

He said your father is a fool, that you have practically no money, and that you'll soon lose everything.

‐ I don't think that's true. We had strawberries last night.

‐ So? ‐ They are an expensive fruit, and I always equate them with optimism and happiness.

‐ God, you are a child. ‐ Not true.

I am to be married!

‐ Who would marry you?

Does this crazy man know your family situation?

That you have nothing? ‐ He cares not for such matters.

Emperor Peter and I are about finer things.

‐ Emperor Peter?

Of Russia?

‐ Yep.

Russia.

I am to be empress of Russia, Angeline.

Isn't that so... completely right?

‐ No! ‐ Yes.

‐ No. ‐ Yes!

‐ No.

‐ Da.

Nyet.

They have bears.

I may get one.

They look cute.

Door!

‐ Emperor.

‐ You look taller in your portrait.

Send her back. Get me a tall one.

Rich. Rich.

See what I did, then?

I'm kidding. Kidding.

Oh, I see. Um, very amusing.

Emperor Peter, I present this branch of spruce.

It is an evergreen, and I hope it will be a symbol of our feelings for each other, that we will be constant and caring all our lives.

‐ She gave me a twig. She's not another inbred, is she?

‐ It wasn't mentioned.

‐ I assure you, I am of sound mind, sir.

I wanted to thank you for your letter.

Noble, poetic sentiments.

It, it warmed my heart.

I, too, wish the same as you.

That our love will grow from a small ember to a blaze that will warm a whole kingdom.

‐ I wrote a letter? ‐ We threw a little something together.

‐ How about that? Well, you liked it, so that's grand.

Welcome. ‐ I hope I will make you happy.

‐ You're perfect.

I need an empress who's from aristocracy, but not from a family that is powerful or a player.

Your family, apparently, are f*cked. ‐ Hmm.

‐ You smell funny. Is that usual?

‐ I...

I have been traveling. ‐ Let's hope that's it.

Wedding's at seven.

Archbishop Samsa will now give you instructions.

Boy, you're cute. I have to get back to my whores.

Horses. Horses.

Going riding. Hmm.

He seems lovely.

Obviously some cultural issues may be at play, but I will soon get used to that and we will be as one.

‐ Hmm. Aren't you gorgeously optimistic?

‐ It has been said. I believe there's no other way to be.

‐ Indeed. And how is your relationship with the Lord our God?

‐ We've had no trouble.

‐ You must allow me to be a spiritual mentor to you, a guide touched by God.

‐ Of course. Thank you.

This is Marial. She'll be your girl.

‐ Empress.

I now need to find out if you're intact.

‐ I'm sorry?

‐ Whether your interior wall has been breached.

‐ What wall are we talking about?

‐ My... ‐ It is the way of things, a tradition for royalty.

Lay down.

‐ Oh. Okay.

Empress.

It is the latest from Paris.

You recognize it, no doubt?

‐ I do not, but...

I recognize it as... special.

General, stop staring at the empress.

It will attract his attention.

She is a vision of radiance.

I must make my introduction. ‐ Bad idea.

‐ This f*cking duck is delicious. Do you not find?

‐ Indeed.

‐ Ever eaten duck as good as this, Archie? ‐ I have not.

Ever eaten p*ssy?

‐ I have not. ‐ Oh, God is a cruel master.

Empress, this is Velementov, my general in charge of our w*r on the Swedes.

‐ I saw soldiers on the road on my trip.

‐ Oh. Did they look happy?

‐ They seemed scattered and badly wounded.

‐ Oh sh*t, maybe we lost. Velementov, you horse's bitch.

‐ Sir, I have heard no definitive report from the front.

However, a rider who is expected‐‐ Go on! Go on!

‐ You are so beautiful.

It's like the sun has floated into our court and exploded.

‐ Thank you. ‐ I am Aunt Elizabeth, much younger sister to his dear, long‐departed mother.

You may call me Bet.

No one else may call me that.

Oh, well, some do, a few, and now you.

‐ It is wonderful to meet you.

‐ Be kind to him. He's a delicate soul.

Huzzah!

I miss my mother today.

How she would have loved this.

She was the last empress of Russia.

Huzzah!

‐ But a toast to my new wife, the new empress of Russia!

Huzzah!

‐ It is a‐‐ ‐ No, you don't talk, my love.

‐ Oh. Of course.

So, a wedding gift for my new wife seems in order.

I hope you like it.

‐ Oh.

Thank you.

Huzzah! Huzzah!

Let us drink!

Drink! Drink!

‐ Madam, where are the rest of your clothes?

‐ Oh, they're somewhere, I'm sure.

Me, a married woman, how I dreamt of this.

‐ Congratulations.

‐ And did I tell you about the bear?

‐ You did, but I am happy to hear it again.

‐ I once dreamed of‐‐ well, I had a vision of a bear, and the bear embraced me, and my heart was aflame.

And from that moment, I always knew I'd have a great love.

Um, madam, if I may speak.

You do know, um... uh...

Are you ready for tonight? You do know what to expect?

‐ You suppose me more naive than I am. My mother has explained everything.

‐ She has?

‐ The man caresses you softly, pressing his lips to yours.

Your breasts and skin awaken and shiver with palpitating joy.

Between your legs quivers and moistens with longing.

He enters you and you become one.

Your bodies meld, your souls mesh.

As a sensation takes hold of you, you fall into a black sky filled with the shiniest of stars.

You float for a time in ecstasy, before waves of pleasure push and pull you back into your body.

Your body ushers forth yelps, and sometimes song, before he and you explode within, collapsing together, spent and unified.

Then, you lay together, laughing softly, weeping occasionally with ecstatic joy, and finally, he wraps his arms around you, whispers poetry softly into your ear, and you fall into a... delicious sleep.

‐ Yep, that's pretty much it.

Grigor? ‐ It's him.

‐ Good luck.

Hmm? Ducks?

‐ He was saying it will bring the ducks to you, instead of you having to find them.

My dearest Peter.

‐ But then he does it, he blows this caller.

I don't believe it, and then‐‐ Empress.

The f*cking ducks come from everywhere, but not like four or five, like, 50.

‐ That's hilarious. ‐ Truly comical. f*cking ducks everywhere, and we all just started running for cover.

f*ring like crazy, ducks are dropping, people are screaming.

‐ Oh, I'd love to see it. ‐ Well, we'll get him to do it again.

No, but this time, we will‐‐

We'll watch from the balcony, no danger to us.

Marvelous.

Let us hope my seed has found purchase.

Have a pleasant evening, Empress.

Grigor, shall we cr*ck that new vodka from Kiev?

Huzzah.

Love Peter.

Make him love me.

Find culture and education here.

‐ Are you all right, Empress?

‐ Quite fabulous.

‐ Last night was all... all right? As you'd imagined?

‐ To be honest, it was brief.

‐ Brief is often a relief.

‐ And not as much... as I had imagined.

‐ I'm sorry, 'cause I had thought of warning you.

‐ It is possible I had an overly romantic view of its unfolding.

I do that.

‐ Well, you would not be the first.

‐ The truth is, we do not know each other.

Our love is an ember, a mere spark, and I must blow on it with the full force of my lungs, so that it bursts into passionate flames.

‐ Right.

Shall you breakfast here or in the garden?

‐ I will breakfast with my husband.

Where's that?

‐ I am not to be disturbed. I will cut your throat.

‐ I'd rather you kiss it, dear husband.

‐ Oh, hello.

What do you want?

Maid!

Bring the emperor two raw eggs, tomato juice, salt, pepper, and a jigger of vodka.

Shake and pour it into a glass. ‐ No.

I like to be alone in the morning. ‐ I'm sure you did, but now, we shall greet the day together, with sunny dispositions and fearless hearts.

Mm. Hello, dog.

My father liked to imbibe heavily.

This was his solution to the morning troubles.

‐ It has vodka in it?

Huzzah!

I like it. Yes, that's better. You are a witch.

‐ You must break a lot of glasses. ‐ Yes, I suppose we do.

Come.

‐ Shall we perhaps picnic today?

‐ This is Mother.

I would not bury her.

I could not bear the thought of never seeing her.

‐ Oh. She is pretty.

‐ Mother, this is Catherine.

‐ It is my honor.

‐ She was a goddess. Extraordinary. Powerful.

No one like her.

Strangely, I felt paralyzed whenever she was around.

Someone should work out what goes on between a chap and his mother.

There'd be money in that.

‐ I suppose so.

‐ Right. That's done.

‐ Where shall we go now? ‐ I have men's things.

Madame Georgina Dymov. ‐ Emperor.

‐ Take the empress to the other ladies, and speak of hats.

‐ Of course.

‐ It may indeed be pleasant to have a wife.

Yes. It is pleasant.

Velementov, come here, you fat f*ck!

Come here!

‐ Let us walk.

He is a mercurial fellow.

Deep of heart, I feel.

A curious jester.

‐ How sweet you are.

I could put you in my mouth and you would dissolve.

‐ Then do not, for I am too happy.

‐ I will be your dearest friend and confidante.

You will need one.

Most of the women have tongues in the shape of a cat‐o'‐nine‐tails.

Oh, Empress! Empress.

Oh, Empress!

Congratulations!

‐ Hats have just arrived from Paris.

You must know all the latest.

‐ On... hats?

I've never been much interested in hats.

However, have any of you read the latest Rousseau, The Social Contract?

I have a copy if you would like.

A delightful jest. Bravo.

‐ We cannot read.

‐ None of you? ‐ It is... not done.

‐ And seems dull. ‐ And time‐consuming.

‐ Anyways, more interestingly, Captain Dostovey is seeing Lenka.

‐ That is nice.

‐ It is, unless you're his wife.

‐ Oh, there is champagne being set outside.

Shall we roll balls on the lawn?

‐ What happens now?

‐ Well, they bring them back up, and then we do it all again.

‐ I see.

For how long? ‐ All afternoon.

‐ Empress.

You seem tired. Might I escort you to your apartments?

‐ Indeed.

I am.

‐ Marial, you speak out of turn.

You must wait for the empress or one of the ladies of court to address you.

You cannot just speak.

‐ You may rip my tongue from my foolish body, dear Lady Svenska, or try to, and we shall see what develops from there.

‐ Remember your place, Marial.

‐ My apologies, ladies. Sometimes I... forget who I am.

‐ Well, we are within our rights to whip you to remind you if needs be.

‐ A bit harsh. Marial has apologized, are we are all reminded of where we stand.

In time, she will adjust.

Empress, would you like Marial to escort you to your apartments?

‐ Indeed.

Perhaps I shall see you later.

‐ That is the beautiful thing, my dear.

You will see us every day now.

They do not read.

No wonder they're cruel and vapid.

We must feel for them. ‐ It is impossible.

‐ Do you wish to explain the exchange on the lawn?

‐ Not particularly.

‐ Do it anyway.

‐ I was, until recently, a lady of the court.

My father f*cked with the emperor, and so he made us all servants. ‐ To humiliate you?

‐ It was uncharacteristically clever of him.

It serves as a standing warning to all the court, you could wake up tomorrow shoveling sh*t.

‐ That's sad.

You best be careful, then.

‐ It is unfortunately not part of my nature.

‐ If you are a servant, your nature's not relevant, and your insolence will get you beaten.

I don't want that.

‐ It is well put. I shall try.

‐ You, I like, very much. ‐ And I, you.

‐ Inside, you are still a lady, albeit an angry one.

‐ Husband. ‐ Wife?

Huzzah.

Stop that. Move over.

Come, Empress.

And join us. It'll be romping good fun.

Oh, for f*ck's sake. Do not be boring and have a peasant's morality.

And do not look at me as Mother would: disdainful and hurt.

I will not f*cking stand for it.

I want you in this bed. Please?

Please, make your husband happy. Is that not what you came here to do?

Come on.

‐ Oh. Sorry, um... Grigor.

We met at the wedding.

‐ She is your wife. ‐ Yes.

And he is my emperor, and I love him.

So, that is... that.

‐ Is it not hard, though, to share?

‐ Marriage is a struggle on a number of levels.

‐ I'm beginning to see that.

‐ If you spy a rabbit, point but do not yell.

‐ It must be an enormous responsibility and honor to lead a country of such import.

‐ It's actually not that hard.

‐ The decisions must weigh heavy.

‐ No. Not really. I was born to rule.

Rabbit!

Damn!

‐ I would like to be useful to Russia, to help its greatness.

‐ You will bear my heirs. There is no higher use.

You are blessed.

Are you with child yet? ‐ I am not.

‐ I must empty myself into you again soon.

Rabbit.

Damn!

‐ I thought perhaps I could help in education.

There's an expl*si*n of ideas in France.

‐ And an expl*si*n of syphilis in Kiev.

‐ What?

‐ It is a joke. You are slow of mind and wit.

Gents, I said there is an expl*si*n of syphilis in Kiev.

Did you roll colored balls with the ladies?

‐ Mm. Briefly. ‐ It is a lark. What fun.

We are, in fact, modernizing in a European way.

I have banned beards in men under 50. It is a better look.

The big Russian beards look like men are eating a whole beaver, and it will not do. ‐ Beards. Yes, indeed.

My question is, can I fund a small school?

‐ Will it stop you talking about dull things?

And I jest, of course. Sort of.

‐ It will. ‐ If it makes you happy, you may do it.

Talk to Bettina for funds.

Let us drink. Yes! Huzzah!

Huzzah!

Now let us fight.

‐ Come on. Fight back, fatso! ‐ And stay!

Hit me!

Oh. Oh!

Finally, some fight in the m*llitary. About f*cking time.

Oh, Rich. Rich.

Peter! Peter! Peter!

Rabbit.

We will paint it.

Brighten it up.

Some chairs will be brought over from the palace.

‐ May I... learn? ‐ You must.

Where is the library?

‐ The what? ‐ Well, books.

We must have books.

And perhaps we could have talks on ideas.

Like I said, 45‐degree angle.

And a full arm swing? Exactly.

‐ Actually, I know where the books are.

‐ sh*t.

‐ What are you reading? ‐ Uh, a, a book.

Uh, by a fellow, uh... a, a brilliant fellow called René Descartes.

‐ And you were moved?

‐ I'm, I'm sorry.

Uh, it, it is embarrassing and unmanly.

I'm such a dickhead. f*ck.

‐ His ideas light the mind. I told him so.

‐ You know him? ‐ I only met him the once.

He seemed sweet and smelt of cheese, but... what a mind.

‐ Yes.

I am Count Orlo.

‐ Orlo. A pleasure.

‐ Pleasure.

‐ I am seeking books to put in my school.

‐ Your school?

‐ The emperor has ordained I should have a school.

I will teach women to read, and, hopefully, talk much on Descartes.

You, sir... you're welcome to help me.

So talk, Velementov.

‐ The, uh... the battle... it did not go as hoped.

‐ f*ck! Again, why are we losing? Anyone?

Anyone?

‐ I believe I called for a halt and a regroup.

Uh, my opinion‐‐ ‐ Blame!

Blame.

I would have won if what?

What, the rest of us had not an opinion?

‐ It seems a good summation of Velementov's rather churlish attitude.

And yet possibly true.

His plans are often twisted by the group, when in fact, he is a brilliant strategist.

‐ Thank you, sir.

‐ I believe Orlo will now talk of suing for peace as he revels in our losses.

‐ Is that true, Orlo? You revel in our losses?

‐ No, sir. Um‐‐

‐ I will stuff this marble deep in your ass if it is.

f*ck! What do we do?

‐ Well, the archbishop started this w*r when God sent him a vision.

Perhaps he could revisit this vision and provide more details on how to win it.

‐ God has called us to it. We must win it.

‐ God is all care and no responsibility at times.

‐ I do not doubt the Russian fighting man, and it is treasonous to do so.

‐ We lost some 1,800 lives.

‐ God damn it.

Well, how does that look?

Bad. Bad, is how, in case anyone was wondering.

My father won battles. He expanded the kingdom.

I also do not like all the limbless soldiers, in the halls.

It casts a pall over the fun of a ball when so many can't dance.

‐ I can win this for us.

‐ So do.

On another matter, uh, may I commend the emperor on his decision to allow the empress a school.

‐ I make women happy, Orlo.

Sometimes they yelp like newborn puppies. It's a lovely thing.

You should try it, if your cock ever finds its way out of your hand, into a woman.

‐ Uh, indeed.

Blushing. God, you're a virgin.

‐ I'd like to approve the texts she wishes to teach.

She may bring new ideas from the West.

The French are affecting Europe's thinking in a distressing way.

‐ In an astounding way that blows light into our age.

The fact that women will be part of this, as I believe, is a stunning achievement for our nation and will be celebrated across Europe.

‐ Women? ‐ What?

They b*rned down my school!

You must seek justice. Wreak havoc upon them!

‐ Oh, you did not say this school was for girls.

‐ Did I not? No.

‐ Yes!

Women here cannot read. ‐ And they shall not.

Women are for seeding, not reading.

Huh. Pithy. Gents, I said women are for seeding, not reading.

‐ You b*rned my school down. ‐ I did.

Well, you may go. I forgive you, of course, as I am of gentle heart and massive cock.

Gentlemen, I said I am of gentle heart and massive cock.

Huzzah! ‐ You are disgusting!

You don't lie to me again!

Ooh! ‐ Oh, you are admirably quick.

Huh. Huzzah! Huzzah!

Right. Who's next? Ivan?

‐ Did you see Grigor carrying two baby ducks everywhere yesterday?

Hilarious.

Nipping at vodka in his pocket, they were.

We do not have to breakfast together.

‐ I wish it to bring us closer. ‐ How is that working?

‐ May I read a passage from Diderot?

Orlo found it for me. ‐ Orlo is a lobcock.

A smart one, and handy for the thinking part of running the country.

And I do not care who fucks who, as long as one fucks.

Though I suspect he does not even do that.

What sort of a life is that?

Just musing.

‐ So I shall read. Mm.

"Man will never be free until the last king has been strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

‐ Love it.

Bye.

Zeus. Come on.

Are you pregnant?

‐ No. ‐ Annoying.

Come on.

I hate you.

What the f*ck's going on, Archie?

You said she was the one.

You said you'd seen it. You said she'd make me happy.

‐ I... ‐ Do I look happy? Grigor, my face.

‐ Oh, discontented at the minimum. ‐ At the f*cking minimum.

Remind me of this vision.

‐ He saw her name drawn in the sand on a beach where Jesus was walking.

‐ All marriages take time to‐‐

‐ My parents' didn't, and mine should not.

You need to fix her. I will not be...

‐ Ugly with discontent? ‐ Exactly.

You throw like Orlo.

Is it not beautiful?

‐ Yes.

I'll tell you a secret.

If you look closely, that icon is rusting, and that one is bent at the side.

Nothing, of course, is perfect.

‐ You refer metaphorically to the marriage?

‐ I liked you the moment I‐‐

‐ Put your fingers inside me.

‐ It was distressing for me as it was for you.

‐ I doubt that.

‐ There's a way of things here.

And a way of things with Peter. ‐ I have tried.

‐ We think our hearts are spent.

God refills them if we can but find the...

‐ Ladle? ‐ Indeed.

‐ So you would like me to try.

‐ An unhappy emperor makes rash decisions that affect millions.

This is bigger than you and your happiness.

Your father has already been through his initial payment from us and been back for more, and we furnished him with this, but that tap can be turned off.

‐ I cannot be happy here. ‐ I'm not asking you that.

I'm asking you to pretend.

People underestimate the joy in suffering.

Walk through the pain... and on the other side... joy and purity.

And I do love the smell.

‐ Empress.

‐ General? I was...

I saw you in the sun and I worried for your alabaster skin.

I felt if I positioned myself at 90 degrees, my torso would provide shade cover.

I trust my interruption is forgivable?

‐ I am happy in the sun.

I imagine myself floating in the sky, far from here.

But I appreciate your thoughtfulness.

How goes the w*r? ‐ Uh...

Ups and downs.

There's some conjecture as to the best way forward.

I fear paralysis, but, uh...

We must, uh... We trust the emperor's wisdom.

‐ Is that wise?

‐ I...

‐ My father was in the m*llitary.

He said that to some, w*r is merely a chess game, and to others, a horror of responsibility for the blood of men.

Where do you fall on this?

‐ You win the chess game, you win men's lives.

That's how I see it.

Good day. I‐‐ You... look... lovely... again.

Empress!

The party!

‐ Someone refill this f*cking samovar.

Explain it to me. ‐ It's called a sight.

Your eye falls between the two marks, and then your target lines up with it.

‐ I have perfect aim, though. ‐ Oh, but to less perfect hunters than your royal self, it is a boon, and accurate up to 50 yards.

‐ No. I don't believe it.

‐ Aah! Gah!

Sorry, Sergei.

‐ I prick my maid's finger, add a few drops of blood to the cream, and it creates this rosy hue.

You lie.

‐ There's no point owning these people if you can't use them as you wish.

‐ Your wig, Madame Svenska, it's not supposed to be like that.

They are meant to be fitted to your heads.

They are not hats.

Fool!

‐ Cheer up, my darling. It is a party.

Eat this. ‐ I don't‐‐ It's moose‐lips mousse. Is it not divine?

Though one cannot help but wonder, where is the moose and what's he doing now?

Come, my dears.

‐ Shall we walk in the garden, Empress?

‐ Yes. I could use some fresh air.

‐ Oh, dear. Someone's cross.

Good sh*t, huh?

We've got problems, haven't we?

You are the only person who has not loved me.

It is inconceivable to me and says nothing good about you.

‐ If you had shown me an ounce of kindness, I was ready with a heart full of love.

‐ You look really pretty.

‐ My heart is breaking.

I miss home.

I'm lonely for family, friends, fun, ideas, strawberries.

‐ And I need my cock sucked. ‐ What?

‐ Well, we're sharing, right, our needs?

‐ Just let me go home, please.

‐ That's not going to happen.

Strawberries, I'll work on.

Friends... the women at court?

‐ Gossiping morons, obsessed with the next affair or dalliance.

‐ You're so judgmental.

You might want to look at that.

I mean, you know your problem? You have no idea how lucky you are.

Soldiers are dying. ‐ Because of you.

‐ Serfs beaten daily. ‐ You could stop that.

If you would just read these books with me, these ideas that are sweeping Europe: justice, humanity, every man a valued soul.

We could rule Russia in a different manner‐‐

‐ No, I rule. You serve. Is it that difficult to understand?

What happened to that happy little girl who gave me a twig?

‐ She d*ed.

‐ Seems overly dramatic. I am mostly kind to you.

Do I b*at you?

‐ I suffer the blows of your disdain daily.

‐ It's not the same as actual blows, though, is it?

‐ Well... ‐ What, you don't know?

Well, compare, and get back to me.

Mother and Father never acted like this.

My mother was a saint.

I'm glad she's not alive to see this.

Not that I'm glad she's dead. I'm not.

Never. Sometimes.

Just once.

Don't look at me like that. You're a disappointment to me, too.

I do not need a wife with a poisonous mouth and a dry cunny.

I will shut you up at my pleasure.

‐ You will try and fail. ‐ You will be happy.

You will die here in content old age, having given me many hours of pleasure and service, and many heirs.

Boys, preferably.

I do have a temper and some rage. You cannot cross me.

Especially not in front of others, or you will pay.

Endlessly.

And you will never win.

You'll just be in pain.

‐ Are you all right, Empress?

‐ I would be better if I had wings.

‐ Might I suggest vodka instead?

‐ I'm a fool, Marial.

A great love.

I looked at myself in the mirror and laughed at my own stupid face this morning.

Do you want one?

‐ I resolve to know my place.

‐ Yet you brought two glasses.

‐ I need you to help me escape this place.

‐ I would be signing my own death warrant.

‐ A carriage is all I need. ‐ I'm sorry.

I cannot.

Sorry to startle you.

‐ You didn't. You reek of incense.

I smelt you five minutes ago.

‐ How is she? ‐ Unhappy.

‐ Hmm. ‐ She wants to leave.

‐ And how are you?

‐ Learning my place.

‐ Hmm. I doubt that'll ever happen.

‐ Uh, sir‐‐

‐ Uh...

‐ Escort the empress back.

Would you like a cake with that Kn*fe, Empress?

‐ Do not try to stop me. Just leave me be.

‐ I would not presume to speak.

For the empress is so smart, and book readingly, that I'm sure her judgment is sound.

‐ I am resolved.

‐ Vlad will get a bucket for the blood.

‐ Yes, miss.

There is no other way.

I am a prisoner here. Indeed.

‐ Married to an idiot.

‐ This has never happened to a woman before.

‐ Yes, but to an emperor.

He's a madman. ‐ He‐‐ He is one of a kind.

It is true.

Towels, too, Vlad.

There may be some overflow.

‐ What am I to do? Just live at someone else's whim?

‐ God forbid, Empress.

‐ Ever since I was a child, I felt like greatness was in store for me.

A great life, I felt.

Like God himself had spat me forth to land on this Earth and in some way transform it.

That I was here for a reason, a purpose.

‐ Why did He make you a woman, then?

‐ For comedy, I guess.

That idea now feels like some delusion when I'm trapped here.

Yet I felt it, Marial, in my being...

deep in my bones.

It is not a lineage.

‐ What? Russia... it does not go to an heir if there is not one.

If the emperor dies, it goes to the empress.

‐ What do you mean?

‐ I'm just giving you a lesson on how things work here.

You're also not the only unhappy one. There are men here, unhappy, who are looking for a leader.

‐ And is there one?

‐ I hope I am looking at her.

‐ Me?

I'm a foolish child. ‐ But what if you are not?

What if your vision of the bear, and the great love, your heart filled and glowing, what if that great love was Russia itself?

Not Peter.

I will get coins to place on your eyes.

Huzzah.