Previously onGreek:
This semester, I wanna invest some more time in R&D.
Research and Development is going to be really crucial.
I meant Rusty and Dana.
Ashleigh?!
What're you doing here? I got fired.
I know you said it's important we get into a study group, the other students have frozen me out because of this rumor so...
Could you assign me to a group?
This is an adversarial profession, Miss Cartwright.
How you deal with it will determine your success or your failure.
We have a newly arrived transfer student, please welcome Miss Parker.
Katherine? Hello, Casey!
You cheated on me because you don't believe you deserve happiness, but you do.
And we can find that together.
I'd like to try.
I miss Evan. And he wanted to get a good night's sleep before his first day of law school.
Hello?
Yes, I'm really up.
No, I won't fall back asleep.
I'm awake! Yes, yes, Pengy's up too.
Do I really have to say it?
OK.
I'm the star of my own life.
I deserve to be center stage.
Thanks, Mom. I love you too.
You stay sleeping, lucky.
Mmm!Guten morgen,Beav. Hey, Cap.
You know how I'm philanthropy chair and stuff?
Yep. And philanthropy means...
No, I remember this time.
But I got an e-mail from IFC last night that said they got a tip that our philanthropy, Phil and Ann's Wild p*ssy Cat Refuge for Africa is a fake.
What!?
It is fake. It has been for years.
Those damned Omega Chis!
Don't worry. We'll figure something out. We always do.
You know, I think that we should go over there and give...
Pop Tart PB and J? Not now.
Turns out there's a team of students at MIT developing a self-healing wire too.
We have to get ours done first.
So, in six hours, we're pitching the university to ask for more research money.
Hey, do you guys do a lot of boss/secretary role-playing?
Since Dana's your assistant? Yeah. Yeah, I'm the "assistant." Yeah.
I get his coffee, make his appointments... Take my dictation...
Yeah she does! Well, good luck with your "dictation".
See you guys later, I'm late for...
Beaver, watch out... No! No!
Aw, Beav! Oh, sorry I broke your toy.
I'll buy you a new one, OK? But right now I've got to get to ZBZ.
Now we'll never be able...
OK ladies, Pledge Presents is the first time you will be publicly identified as ZBZ pledges.
Let's start with Hee-ther, go.
If you can't walk down the stairs in platform heels, you have no business being in a sorority.
Once you descend, stop at the bottom where I, as president, will be waiting.
Oh, which reminds me!
You may get a call from prospective employers.
'Cause I used "Rebecca Logan, president" as a reference for this marketing firm job.
I used "Casey Cartwright, lawyer" too many times. OK.
Hi, Beav.
I was just hoping you guys were gonna start making out.
You're supposed to be moving furniture to get this place ready for Pledge Presents.
Sorry. OK.
Pretty Lady. What's that?
Beaver, you remember my friend Katherine, from Pan-Hellenic?
She was at Yale Law?
She transferred after getting into CRU's JD/MBA program, which is amazing! Thank you.
I'm so pleased to be here. And I look forward to the fun challenge of pursuing my dual degree.
We should go. Yeah. OK.
Pretty Lady!
Beav.
Ooh, pardon me, Bing, I was just moving your girlfriend's breast. I meant chest.
Of panties. I mean drawers. Actually it's a bookcase.
And I was just leaving.
Hey, Rebecca? Do you really need that guy to help you...
...move?
Walter Boudreaux?
Walter Boudreaux? Here!
An "F"! Why?
Because you and a dozen others, mainly members of the football team, all turned in the exact same paper onTo k*ll A Mockingbird.
Any chance you'll believe they all copied me?
Mr. Boudreaux, I'm giving you a chance to write this paper yourself.
By tomorrow morning. Or...?
Or the "F" stays.
But... What about the children?
♪ Greek Greek, Greek Greek Greek ♪
♪ Greek Greek Greek Greek ♪
♪ Greek Greek ♪♪
Mornin', Walter!
White chocolate raspberry mocha, triple-whip.
Put it on your tab.
Thanks, Joni.
Beav! Did you watch Gleelast night?
Yeah. Can you believe the glee club down again?
What a close call. Again.
Hmm.
"When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem..."
Pretty Lady! prelim exam is next week!st Hello, ladies! Oh. Hi, Beaver.
Which got me thinking: I don't have a study group because of everyone thinking I'm a whore who slept my way in.
You don't have a group reason. So...ss embarrassing I don't have a study group either. I'm readingDon't Mock the k*ller Birdsall by myself.
Anyway, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
That study groups are a waste of time, an excuse for lesser students who know what we're doing?s Totally!
Just think of all those losers trying to mooch off us!
It just makes me want to puke! Me too!
I hate losers... So, where are you two pretty ladies off to?
Well, I have to... That's great. Kathy?
I have a Business Strategy class.
So I'll just see you both, around...
...later.
Where have you been hiding this smokalicious hottie?!
Forget it, Beav. She is like Rusty and Al Gore.erds, And apparently doesn't believe in study groups.
I want some of that. I want some of that, too.
Professor Hastings, I know this is all my fault.
Well, yeah, I feel stupid.
Yeah, I'll fix it! OK, I'll see you there.
You're still working on that?
Yes, I am still trying to fix the model you stepped on.
And I've got four hours before I have to pitch these funders.
Cool. I just looked through the KT test file trying to find another To k*ll A Mockingbirdpaper, but it's the same one I already turned in.
Can you do some smart people stuff on my paper?
I'm a scientist, not a writer.
Try reading the book.
Never mind. I'll ask Cappie.
Beav! Sorry.
Miss Howard.
Mr... Beaver. Hey, Rusty.
Look at you being all science-y! Which is perfect...
...because I just put down "Rusty Cartwright, scientist," as a job reference, if that's cool with you. As long as they don't call today. I gotta rebuild my model and try to finish my pitch for these university funders at the same time.
Oh. "The existing wire insulation is comprised of a three-layer polyamide-Surlyn..."
Oh, my God, I'm so bored. And your audience will be, too.
Well, scientists don't care about the "flashy stuff".
Everybody cares about the "flashy stuff".
You're not asking for an "A", you're asking for money.
So, where... where are your buzzwords? Your visuals?
Oh! Why don't you let me spice up your pitch?
Then you'll count as a legitimate employer and I won't be lying on my resume!
That's really important. And I'm really awesome.
I can sell anything, I sold Samir to a Gamma Psi at that nerd auction even after he tried to pop-and-lock on stage!
It couldn't hurt.
I'll pay you, like... 50 bucks?
Oh, Rusty, I couldn't possibly take your money.
But if I did, and I will, I couldn't do it for any less than 75.
'Cause it's a rush job. Sixty.
One dollar!
I've been watching way too many daytime game shows.
Sixty... sixty will be fine.
I have a paper due tomorrow and I'm gonna fail!
But what about the children?
I know! They're the future.
What's the class?
Modern American Literature.
Casey aced that. Go ask her.
Casey, huh? Do you have any special message you want me to give her?
Beav, the last time I had you give her a message it didn't exactly end well.
OK. I can't help it if "I'm going to be late" sounds like "I'm going to masturbate."
Exactly.
Bing approaches, 3:00.
Hey big guy, if anyone's gonna help Rebecca move her stuff, it's gonna be me.
You know, it's not Beaver's fault that women like to cheat on you, Evan.
There's no reason for you to get involved in this, Cap.
Oh, sure there is. You and your brothers ratted us out to IFC for philanthropy hours.
Which gives me license to pretty much involve myself however I want, Crabtree and Evan-lyn.
First of all, I'm not a brother anymore, Cap.
I'm an Omega Chi alum, in law school and dating Rebecca.
So, some of us have more important things to worry about than your philanthropy hours.
So let's just call this off, disengage, forget we ever met. Have a nice life.
Yeah, you have a real nice important law douche life...
...law douche.
Yeah, go on. Get out of my sight!
I think that's where he is, Cap. Good.
Just where I want him.
Three hours left.
That is what you get for thinking your fraternity house is a good place for doing any sort of important work!
The frat house is where you go for sh*ts and flatulence, not science.
Don't worry, I will never let him do that again.
So, I've added three key buzzwords throughout the Power Point presentation:
"Revolutionary, environmental", and "insulation".
Are you sure I can't replace "insulation" with "expl*sive?"
Ash... The goal is to convince the funders that the wire constitutes an advancement in safe connectivity, not that it might take out a city block. Who is this person?
She's our marketing consultant.
I'll be right back. I need a solder sucker from storage. Excuse me.
I didn't authorize a marketing consultant in our budget!
Oh, so I forgot to ask Rusty.
Who do I list as project inventors?
Just Rusty, or him and that scary man?
Both of them, and me too.
Oh! Really?
Yeah, it's standard for my level of contribution.
Oh. OK, will do...
You build towers with your books too?
No, no. I am slowly losing my mind.
And why am I seeing you more often today than ever before?
Maybe I've been there all along, but you never noticed.
OK. I am... I am kinda busy. Not to mention screwed.
Guess that means I'll get an "F" on myTequila-Drinking Birdpaper.
For that Modern American Lit class which someone, who is not Cappie, told me you aced.
I did ace that class, but I have something insane like 1500 pages of reading to do.
By myself. Because someone thinks study groups are for dummies.
It's cool. I don't mind just copying your paper. OK, that is cheating!
And I have my own problems...
Oh. Like the fact that my fellow law school students are all sociopaths! Look at this!
Every fifth page!
"Suck it", that's pretty funny.
And uncalled for.
I really thought that Katherine was going to be my law school salvation.
But nope, I don't have a study group, therefore I can not divide and conquer the case summaries like everyone else...
Case summaries? What are those?
Just, like, summaries of the cases we're studying.
Each person in a study group covers a certain number.
Then we swap summaries to study from. I can get you those.
Don't mess with me right now. I'm serious. So, how about we make a deal?
I get you the case summaries, you give me your paper?
OK. This guy Dave, and I don't even think that's his real name, is very mysterious. I've never even met him.
But he sells papers and tests and all kinds of stuff.
And you really expect me to believe he's going to have...
Case summaries from Segal's Torts class!? Oh my God!
Yep. I bought my k*ller bird paper on here. Not that I condone cheating.
Or know what condone means. But sometimes you just get desperate.
And it's for the children. I don't condone cheating either.
Of course not. This is just a study aid!
I need your paper as a study aid. A study aid I can copy.
I don't have a study group. What is going on?
The site keeps crashing!
Beaver? Is there like a... customer service number you can call?
No, it doesn't work like that.
He doesn't give out his phone number or anything.
OK.
This is myTo k*ll A Mockingbirdpaper. Which I got an "A" on.
If you help me find Dave, I will give you my paper. Now think, Beaver, think!
OK, someone once told me where he works.
What's that city... The tan girls with the fake boobs?
LA? No. In the other America?
Rio de Janeiro?
Yes, Dave works in Rio!
Oh. That's where we have to go.
Or...?
Or his apartment might be closer.
You know where he lives but not his phone number?
You can sometimes drop off payments there.
Let's go. Let's go. All right. Are you driving?
Yes. OK.
I want you all to go home and relax.
And remember: Tonight is all about sisterhood.
If you're not perfect, if you trip down the stairs, does it really matter?
Yes. So get it together before tonight! Good luck!
Oh! What's in the backpack?
Champagne lunch for two? Or something naughtier... for two?
Oh, yeah. If you find civil procedure erotic.
Oh. Law school stuff. Mm-hmm.
Well, put it out of your mind. Tonight is all about Pledge Presents!
Pledge Presents... ...right.
What, did you forget?
No, no, of course not.
I didn't forget, it's just my first exam is next week.
So if it's OK with you... I might just skip tonight?
I have to meet with my study group.
And this would be my fifth Pledge Presents, and it is the same thing every year.
Do you mind?
I totally get it.
Ooh. As president, it would be weird for me not to have a date at my first Pledge Presents.
So I guess I'll find someone else.
Well... you know what?
What? I can probably find someone from Omega Chi to take you.
I think Calvin's free.
You've got a law school exam, you don't need to spend time worrying about some silly sorority event.
Now you get to that study group! You sure?
Mm-hmm. You're the best.
Mmm-hmm.
Hey, Ashleigh? Hey, what do you think?
How about less Stephen Hawking, and more... Hmm? Is there a hot science guy?
Carl Sagan? Those turtlenecks? We'll change you in a second.
But first, don't you want to look at the presentation one last time?
It's great. Can we worry about my clothes first?
Looks aren't important, can you just look at the credits section?
It's fine. Oh, I was so convinced that you'd be upset that Dana's listed as co-inventor.
What?
Did Dana tell you to put her name down?
She said it was standard procedure.
But, I guess it's not...?
Where can I find Beaver?
The beaver is native to North America and parts of Europe. But if you're referring to the slang, and given your past, I can only assume... Cut the crap, Cap.
Where is he? He has some big paper due tomorrow.
Why, you need some more furniture moved? I'm fairly broad-shouldered.
Actually, you're better.
Why, thank you.
And thank you, Shake Weight for Men.
Will you be my date for Pledge Presents?
Don't get excited, it's just for show.
And if you're worried about running into Casey, she's not coming anyway.
OK... And what about your boyfriend?
He can't be bothered with a sorority party.
Not when there's a law school study group to go to.
I see. And you want me to be your accomplice for your self-sabotage, just so you can get a rise out of Evan?
If you don't want to do it... Stop talking.
I'm in.
Ooh.
Oh, my God, sorry, I thought I was gonna be late.
Yeah, that would've been bad.
You know, because co-inventors are supposed to be timely.
So they can invent stuff... on time.
Huh? You told Ashleigh to list you as a co-inventor?
And you didn't ask me first? I didn't think it was necessary.
I just assumed you'd give me credit.
Of course I would have acknowledged your work, but co-inventor?
You came onto the project after I had developed the idea.
You should have asked me first. That's what I would have done.
And I would have said you didn't even need to ask, you were absolutely essential to the project's success.
You have been essential. As an assistant.
Wow.
Yeah, no. I'm just your secretary or whatever, like your friend Cooter said!
I have been much more than that and you know it!
They're ready for you.
What's wrong?
We're all good. Nothing.
Why are we at The Posting Place?
This is where Dave lives.
P.O. Box 417, Cyprus, Ohio...
...ZIP code 45... Beaver. Beaver!
This is just where he picks up his mail. Probably to maintain secrecy.
That makes sense.
You'd never be able to fit any furniture into one of those things.
Right.
So how do we find Dave now?
Term paper Dave? That guy? Yeah. You know him?
We've had adjoining boxes for years.
You might be out of luck though if you're looking to cheat.
Well, Dave went out of business all of a sudden.
He did? Why?!
Maybe business was slow.
Maybe he d*ed. I'll miss him.
He had some interesting theories on how to dismantle the government.
Do you have any idea where we could find Dave?
Yellow 31, 27, hut hut hut.
Maybe we should just go...
The CRU football team. They're his customer base. Try them.
The football team! You know those guys, Beaver.
You were on the team... briefly.
I don't know. Those guys are...
I think they're r*cist. We do not wanna talk to them.
Beaver, what the hell are you talking about? Stop being weird and let's go.
You sure we can't just go to Rio? Road trip!
Hey. Hi. Don't worry, I'm not a perv, I'm just... I'm here with...
Beaver?! What are you doing?
I haven't talked to these guys since I quit the team.
It could be awkward. Whoa! Boudreaux!
Dude, is that you? Man! Oh!
What happened, man?
High School All-American, number one recruit, disappears, we never hear from you again?
Disappears? We're looking for someone.
Dave, the guy who sells the papers? Right, Dave. Our tutor.
Yeah, he's pretty hard to track down.
Your best bet is to try Rio. I told you Rio de Janeiro!
Yeah, Rio Nightclub. It's about half-a-mile down Route 23, just over the border in Rhodes. Big neon sign.
Or... Rio could be a bar.
Rio could be a bar.
Oh. Thanks, guys.
Yeah. Keep working out. You look great.
Self-Healing Wire Technology, invented by...
Let's move on. This self-healing wire has the ability to "revolutionize" fields ranging from home electricity to space travel.
And its environmental applications are even more exciting. Once I found...
Once we changed the coating material to polysiloxane...
Yes, I found the polysiloxane is effective without greenhouse gas emissions.
The reactant core is what allows this to happen...
Supported by a polymer shell. Without the shell, the core wouldn't work.
Yes, the shell "assists" the core...
The core is lucky to have the shell catch its mistakes.
In fact, the truth is that the shell has been carrying the core all along because the shell is smarter than the core, and the core can't handle it!
You think you've been carrying me?
Why don't we go straight to the Q&A?
You were great in practice today. Your walk was the best.
Really? Mm-hmm.
But you kept me in the mandatory practice room for three hours.
I can't let the girls know you're my favorite pledge.
I am? Uh-huh.
So listen, who are you bringing to Pledge Presents tonight?
My brother Heath was gonna take me but he can't make it.
So he set me up with one of his gay friends.
Heath's been really over-protective ever since one of his brothers hit on me when I was 15.
Oh my God, I just realized that Heath the Kappa Tau is your brother!
You know, I'm bringing a Kappa Tau tonight. My ex, Cappie.
But what about Evan? He's busy with law school crap.
But wait!
I just realized that Heath is dating Calvin.
Oh no, what if you let slip to Heath that I'm bringing Cappie tonight and then Heath tells Calvin and Calvin tells his good buddy Evan?
Evan would be so jealous.
I did not foresee this complication.
Wait. Do you want me to make sure Evan finds out you're bringing Cappie?
Not bad, pledge. Can you do it?
Are you kidding?
I've seen every city ofThe Real Housewives.
I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
I really thought you and Dana would be perfect together, supporting each other in the cutthroat science world.
But she doesn't seem supportive.
I mean, thinking she was carrying you this whole time?
She seems as bad as my ex, Travis. That jerk?
I don't know, when you're with someone who doesn't believe in you, you end up not believing in yourself.
What kind of relationship is that?
Hastings e-mailed!
"The committee agreed that the wire is important enough to warrant additional funding." Oh, that's great!
Wow. "So important, that they feel it should be in the hands of an actual research team."
They pulled me off the project.
I lost my wire.
OK, the bar said Dave's shift starts at 8:30, so we should get there 15 minutes early.
Should we synchronize our watches?
Two white chocolate raspberry mochas, triple-whip. Scones on me.
Thank you. Oh!
I have never had such good service here. Or any service at all.
Well, I did save Joni's life that one time.
What?
She choked on a chocolate-covered espresso bean, I gave her the Hemlock.
I can't believe I never knew that about you.
It seems there's a lot I don't know about you.
Like... the real reason you dropped out of football?
Beaver? What are you doing?
Avoiding the question. How bad could it be?
The KT guys think it was because I wanted to party.
But the truth is...
...I wussed out.
I was afraid I couldn't cut it.
But that guy said you were All-American in high school!
So were a lot of them. They made it look so easy.
They could party all night and practice all day and I couldn't really keep up.
I know how you feel. My whole life I could never keep up with Rusty.
I don't think Rusty is very good at football.
Academically. I'd feel pretty good about getting a "B", and then Rusty would come along and win the Nobel Prize.
Now there's Katherine. I feel like I'm drowning without a study group, and she's getting two degrees, no sweat!
Oh, speaking of the genius-devil... Hi.
Casey! Oh! Oh!
Oh, you just taking a little study break?
That's right! I'm making good progress, what about you?
Oh, I'm nearly done, so I thought I'd take a little breather, too.
We'll be breathing at The Rio Nightclub tonight if you wanted to join us? Beaver, I don't think Katherine...
The Rio Nightclub? I haven't heard of it.
But the name conjures images of relaxing with a caipirinha and some samba music after a long but worthy day of volunteering in Brazilian slums.
And I do speak a bit of Portugues.
Yeah you do. 'Course you do.
So, I'm in. Awesome!
Laura, get more candles. The ambient lighting in here sucks.
I can't help it if some of our pledges are washed out!
Who comes to college without a base tan?
Oh! I forgot how nicely you clean up.
And I remember you don't wear underwear with that dress.
Oh! So... Where's the fresh meat?
Upstairs waiting to be presented.
And I assume you've started an intra-campus gossip chain to insure Evan's arrival?
You know me well. Heather to Heath to Calvin.
Mmm. Hey, Becks, what I don't know is why you didn't just tell him he had to come?
Because I have somehow become the girl who depends on a guy for happiness.
Ah yes, you don't do needy.
I'm starting to feel like an afterthought to him and I just want his attention.
Even if we're fighting.
Anyway, thanks for helping me out.
I'm sure you have better things to do.
Me? Come on. It's not like I'm in law school.
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were missing both of our lawyers-in-training.
Please. Evan is Lord of the Douche, no offense, and Casey...
Uh-uh! I saw you studying in Kappa Tau today.
You're trying to impress her, aren't you? Is it working?
Well, considering the last time she saw me, I was stoned and covered with Cheesarito dust, I'd say no.
Ah! Looks like your psychosexual tableau is about to play out, my lady.
OK, let's pretend to have a really good time together.
OK.
Oh, stop it, Cappie! You're so funny.
Where do you come up with this stuff? Just anywhere I can.
Evan! What are you doing at Pledge Presents?
Well, you proved your point, Rebecca.
Cappie, hit the road.
Shouldn't you be defending oil companies, or tobacco executives, or guys who cheated on their Oscar-winning wives?
The pledges are gathered and they look as good as they're ever going to look.
OK, I have to start the ceremony. You two behave!
Must be ladies' night.
I think they're focusing on the Brazilian slum theme.
Let me get you a drink, Katherine. And you should find a table.
Beaver, will you come help me?
I'll sit next to you.
Two sloe gin fizzes, please.
What were you thinking, inviting Katherine?
I was thinking, that I'd really like to get in her pants.
You are not going to get in her pants!
She's not... like that, and anyway, the last person I want here while I am buying case summaries is Katherine, the super-genius!
Wait a minute! That Katherine...
...is that Katherine? The smart one from law school?
Have you been paying attention to anything I've said all day?
How should I know? I haven't been paying attention to anything you've said all day.
And I thought buying the case summaries wasn't cheating!
But it is pathetic. And I don't want her to know.
So I will distract her, you find Dave, and then let's get out of here.
A beer, please... Wait! What I meant was, I'm looking for Dave.
Are you him? And a beer, please.
Evening, officer. Can you help me find Dave?
Yeah, check over there. He's up next.
Thanks.
Dave?
Beaver? Hey, I'm looking for Dave.
Heath?! Now, the star attraction of Wild Wednesdays
- at The Rio Nightclub! Fasten your seat belts for a bumpy night.
Ladies, it's sexy Officer Dave!
That's right... it's Dave, and...
...Goliath, ladies!
Are you Dave? Are you a policeman?
I'm so confused right now.
Oh my God, is that Heath?
Oh my God, they're stripping! Katherine, we can, we can, we can just go...
No, no, it's interesting. his moves are so fluid, much like a young Nijinsky.
Obviously we have some things to discuss.
But in addition to being a stripper named Dave, are you also the guy that sells the papers?
Yes, OK? But I had to shut down my service.
A bunch of morons in Modern Lit turned in the same paper.
Who would do something so dumb?
Well, can I just get one thing for Casey?
Yes, OK? We'll talk about this later? I'm gonna get fired!
Come on, Beaver, show us what you've got!
That sloe gin fizz did not live up to its name.
It went to my head very quickly!
You gotta take off your shoes first!
Whoo!
Oh! Ow.
Yo!
Later, Heath. You never saw me here!
Hush money.
Geez.
This is really what girls do after every fight with a guy?
I've been known to pick a fight just so I could eat like this.
Hi.
Hastings told me about the project. Can we talk?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You guys talk!
I was just on my way to...
...go look at some stars.
I'm sorry I said what I said.
But I do think I deserve the credit.
And I can't apologize for being confident in my abilities, even if it makes you feel bad.
Being confident is one thing, but disparaging my work?
It's like you have no respect for me. That's not true.
God, this is pointless. I really don't want to start arguing about this again.
OK, but what does that mean?
The project's over for us anyway...
Can we just move on?
Pledge Tenley Truesdale, with her escort, Bradley Hunter.
OK, seriously, why are you still here? Why do you care?
I thought you were done with our little fights. I am.
That's why I want you gone. Well, I refuse to be tossed aside like a pair of your old designer underpants.
Pledge Hee... Heather Robertson!
Maybe you should come up with a new shtick.
I haven't accepted a dime from my parents in over a year now.
I'll throw you a parade.
You can say what you want about me, but the truth is, the only spoiled brat living off his parents here is you.
Hey!
This has gone too far!
I love college!
OK, so we're all set! OK? Yeah.
Heath said you could buy those case summaries. So can I have your paper now?
Beaver! What?
You were gonna buy case summaries?
Yeah! Turns out Heath is actually Dave and he sells all this stuff!
Oh! But don't tell anyone he's a stripper.
Beaver!
What?
Buy case summaries? That's, that's interesting.
'Cause I... I...
Yes...? I'd really like to see those case summaries, Casey because I lied. I am not nearly done.
I came tonight because I feared I might have a panic att*ck if I didn't let off a little steam.
Seriously? You've been panicking?
Fifteen hundred pages of reading, that is inhumane!
How do you keep up with it? Because I can't do it!
I've always excelled academically.
Do you know how hard that is, Casey?
After today, I'm not even going to graduate the JD/MBA program, much less excel! This is so great!
I mean, not great since you've been stressed, but it's great because...
...I have been lying my ass off, too!
Can we please, please, please be in a study group together?
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
I'm so happy for you guys!
So can I have that paper now, Casey?
Well, you've been so great tonight...
Do with it what you will.
"Themes of innocence inTo k*ll A Mockingbird"?
I copied this paper already!
You cheated! I did not! I wrote that!
Wait, that means that Heath/Dave took my paper and has been selling it this whole time.
I guess you could take it as a compliment. Well, that is true, I guess...
Hey. I am smart enough for people to cheat off of.
Hey, I'm totally screwed! And so are the children!
Can you look at me?
I'm trying to apologize here. I feel like a total idiot.
You've been a total idiot, starting with freaking out about Beaver moving furniture. You don't have to feel threatened by him.
I know.
You've also been an idiot about going on and on about law school and being over college stuff, only to get into the same dumb fight you've been having with Cappie since you were a freshman.
Ever since you started law school, you've been pulling away from me.
I've been pulling away from you?
Look, I mean, things have been kind of hectic, but they're gonna calm down.
Look, don't do this again, Rebecca.
Don't stir things up and play games.
We're past that, aren't we?
You're right.
I should have just told you I really wanted you here tonight, and everything would have been fine.
Yes, exactly.
So this has all just been some unnecessary drama.
We're good? We're good.
OK.
Hey.
So what happened? 'Cause it turns out I suck at reading lips.
We broke up.
I'm sorry.
And here I thought Beaver stepping on my model was gonna be the worst thing that happened to me today.
God, I hope Dana was not right about me.
What if I'm not good enough?
The University obviously doesn't trust me to finish the wire.
Are you kidding?
There wouldn't even be a wire if you hadn't insulated a central core with a compressible-hyper-whatever.
Whatever-thing.
You did that.
You're amazing.
Thanks.
Hey, Ash? Yeah?
Cash or check? What?
The marketing fee? The 60 bucks I owe you?
Oh...
A check will be fine.
OK. I'll go get my checkbook. OK.
I feel so much better now that Katherine and I are teaming up, I think I can spare a night to talk you through To k*ll A Mockingbird.
You're my favorite lady I've never had sex with, Casey.
Aw, Beav.
So how long do we have?
I have to turn it in by 9 a.m.
Otherwise I get an "F", and the children...
Who are these children? Is this some KT karmic synergy thing?
No, I'm almost finished with my five-year teaching certificate program.
By the end of the year, I will be a fully qualified teacher...
...of kindergarten children.
You are going to be a teacher?
Yes. Judy Boudreaux inspired me.
She's my mom. She's a drama teacher and she always told me I could be whoever I wanted.
She tells me: "I'm the star of my own show."
Oh, hey, Cap! You will never guess what we found out tonight!
Heath is... Hey, no, no, no.
...gay! I know that, Beav.
Are you OK?
It's nothing. Oh.
Bing?
Seriously? I don't want to talk about it.
Why are Cappie and Evan still fighting?
Can't they just put their dumb male egos aside?
I mean, do you think that they can ever be friends again?
Nope. Look, I know that all you KTs hate Evan...
They can't ever be friends, because of you.
It's so much more complicated than that.
No it's not. They both fell for the same girl.
Everything that's happened comes from that.
No. There's also Evan's money that's always come between them.
Evan doesn't have any money anymore.
And the prank that got Wade and all the other KTs kicked out...
Bing only did that after he found out you and Cappie got back together.
Are you sure you're in law school?
Because this is some pretty basic stuff.
But why is it still going on now?
I'm not with Cappie or Evan anymore.
It's over.
It's never over, Case.
That's pretty basic, too.
You're a lot smarter than people know, Beav.
Yeah... thanks.
Do you think I'm smart enough to write my own paper?
Mmm... sure?
Because I think I owe it to my mom, and the children, to...
...watch the movie version ofTo k*ll A Mockingbird and write the paper myself!
Good... good for you, Beav.
Good for the children.
Hey, Mom!
I had the craziest dream last night.
Yeah, I was trapped inside a giant Cheesarito.
I tried to eat my way out, but I...
...hold on.
Lemme call you back.
Good morning, Pretty Lady.
Good morning, Walter.
Can I call you Walter?
You can call me anytime.
I'm so glad that I came back last night.
Oh, I hope you don't mind, I just took the liberty of reading your paper last night after you fell asleep.
And it's...
It's C-minus work, at best.
C-minus? Mm-hmm.
Are you trying to seduce me again?
Because it's working.
Lovely. I hear it's even better the second time.
I love my life.