05x01 - Parking Pass

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It say five thing wrong with picture, But I only see four.

Maybe the fifth thing wrong Is that there is no fifth thing wrong.

Classic mind op.

I don't think so.

It say for ages three and up.

Unless the recommended age is the fifth thing wrong.

Must be package mistake.

Oh.

Kid shoe is different in this one, huh?

Oh!

Her shoe laces!

Blazes!

It's the obvious things that go unnoticed.

Mm.

So...

Does that mean I can buy it now?

Oh.

Yeah.

But, uh, first we check out word search, Make sure it not broken.

I get you other one.

That's the last one.

I don't know if it was a wedding Or a funeral, But everyone was dancing.

Tanzania sounds awesome.

Too bad about you and raj, though.

That's why you don't talk back to a game warden.

Thankfully, there were no charges.

And you guys are cool?

Yeah!

We're still friends, but...

Different paths.

Oh my god, you're back!

I wanna hear everything.

Tell me the best part.

No.

Tell me the worst part.

No.

Tell me something I'd never think to ask about.

Farmers chase away elephants By throwing condoms filled with chili powder at them.

Wow, I did not know that.

So, what do I owe you for lunch?

How about you write me a reference letter And we call it even?

Ooh, somebody's applying for a job?

After the trip, I realized I really wanna work In development, help underprivileged communities.

Shut up.

You have to talk to my roommate kwami.

He's like the director at the desmond community centre.

He works with inner city kids doing arts and sports.

I'm thinking, um, Less day campy stuff, more international.

I'm texting him right now.

You really don't have to.

Oh please, you're my bf's sister.

We're practically bros.

It's done.

So lunch wasn't just to catch up?

No, it totally was.

So you don't need a reference letter?

No, I totally do.

Spell like this?

Mye...

lin?

You ask about this last time.

And I spell wrong last time.

Yeah, well, maybe it's not ms.

It's ms.

I read korean people Almost never get this disease.

For whole months, I don't have pain or anything!

Probably misdiagnosis.

I wish.

But like I said, the good news is that we caught it early.

How are you sleeping?

Pretty good.

I meant, mrs. Kim.

Oh.

Yeah.

Sleeping fine.

Maybe one more sign I don't have ms.

Yobo...

It's important to get rest.

You getting any help at the store?

Yeah, we have gerald.

So not much help.

Well, there is a new steroid I'd like to prescribe.

Oh, okay.

How you spell?

I have to write this one.

But you can take this for parking.

Oh, you validate.

Thank you.

No, it's an accessible parking pass.

In case the symptoms progress.

We don't need, thank you.

It's your decision, it's just...

It's good to have in case.

Okay, doctor order.

Not really an order.

Yeah, see?

I write it down.

Okay, let's go.

Okay.

Ah, bummer.

Weather's sunny again today in el segundo.

Same here.

It might even be sunnier in toronto than california.

Impossible!

Pretty sure I paid for the sun in my tuition.

Hey, nobody said business college Was gonna be cheap but I'm so proud of you!

And you're gettin' by okay without me?

Yeah, things are fine at work.

Oh, I didn't really mean at work.

Oh.

Well...

I could def be better.

Is there anything I can do to make things def better?

Oh, I don't know if this is the best time or place.

Is that jung?

Yo!

My boy livin' that socal life!

You know it, brah!

Soakin' up the sun el segundo style, woo!

Ah, okay.

I gotta get back to work like a real man.

Catch ya later, j-rock!

Raptors!

Okay, well I should let you go.

Yeah, my dorm room's getting pretty hot.

Really?

Yeah, it's so hot, I think I gotta take my shirt off.

Oh.

I see.

Hey, what would you suggest to, uh...

Get this blaze under control?

I dunno.

Maybe get out your big sprinkler and...

Sorry.

Hey, did you get those kobe 8's I ordered to your place?

Uh, no, not yet!

Ah, 'kay, lemme know.

Love ya!

Maybe another time.

Sit your hot bottom down before I make you.

How you gonna make me?

Hey.

Kimchee, I'm skyping with jung!

Okay.

But we have a meeting now, that you called.

Oh, right.

Ha-ha!

Look!

Parking pass is just so amazing, huh?

Okay, let's go.

Have to get bathroom paper first.

No!

That's enough.

Grocery store, Wholesale, dry cleaning, haircut.

It was you haircut.

Okay, we go.

And uh, now, We can park in front of home all day, for free.

Yobo.

I agree to get parking pass, But no one can see parking pass.

You know how parking pass work, right?

I don't want customers at store to know.

Or janet.

Just haven't found right time.

Maybe there is no right time to find.

You want to tell everyone, You get your own disease!

We have a sick woman here!

What?

We don't know them.

So, you're not comin'?

Oh, hey.

I loves me a silent auction, But it's just a big day tomorrow.

But put me down for 60 on that spa weekend.

Bidding starts at $200.

Then maybe just a jar of bath salts?

So, 60 for bath salts.

Whoa!

Maybe start at five.

Anyway, this isn't about me.

Now, go raise some money For a good cause, mr.

Program director!

Are you kicking me out?

I'm cheering you on.

Go, go, go!

Oh, hello there.

You must be the new guy.

Well, this is a restricted area, So you're gonna need a hardhat.

That's right-very hard.

And it's...

ow.

Oh, okay.

That's actually too hard.

I'm gonna take that off.

Okay.

Take two.

Oh, hello there.

We've been three days without a sexy...

Okay.

Take three.

See you.

Hi, janet.

Hey, umma.

Nice haircut.

Just a trim.

So, you still like live in basement?

We can move sewing machine And appa's puzzle and treadmill.

I'm fine!

It's not forever.

I like having my own space.

Look at you, all grown up.

But, uh, part of growing up is dealing with bad news...

Like your résumé not converting to a pdf?

Yeah, like that...

So, few months ago...

Oh my god.

I didn't say.

I got it.

How you get?

A friend in tanzania gave my name To a huge non-profit.

They wanna interview me.

Ah, this is so good news!

Oh, I'm sorry.

You were saying.

A few months ago?

Yeah.

So, few months ago...

We stopped getting chips ahoy and now we getting again.

Cool.

Yeah.

Did you get my email late last nighty-night?

Uh, yeah, I glanced at it.

Did you like it?

Yeah.

I mean...

I thought omar closing three nights in a row was a lot, But it's fine.

Good schedule.

Schedule?

Oh my god!

Babe?

Don't open my email about the schedule.

There's an email about the schedule?

'cause I booked Friday off.

With an attachment called "nighty-night"?

Ah, man.

Am I stuck on nights again?

No.

I mean, yes, but don't open it Because there's a computer virus in it, So just delete it right now.

Great.

Thank you.

Terence, did you get my email?

Why are you running?

Why are you chasing me?

Ugh.

Well, I do a pick up for wife, And only take five minutes.

Mm.

Kwami?

Are you here for the chocolate-covered fruit?

Because I owe you some chocolate.

No, janet kim.

Oh, shannon's friend!

Would you like some fruit?

I'm fine.

And I just wanna be upfront That I am meeting with other people.

Yeah, great!

Development agencies and stuff.

Shouldn't name names.

You don't have to.

So, shannon tells me you studied photography.

Yeah.

Feels like a lifetime ago.

Have a seat.

Now I'm more focused on social justice, Environmental policy.

Internationally, in the developing world.

Oh, got you.

How would you feel About running a youth photography program?

Or how about a series of lectures On tanzania...

Oh, my experience there!

How we can help.

We're more focused on helping kids around here.

Ah.

I hear ya.

Well, it was nice meeting you.

Oh.

Okay.

Thanks for stoppin' by.

No problem!

And good luck with the auction.

Yeah, we had it already.

Hey!

Hey.

Good shift?

The best.

I still think it's funny That you're working here again.

Keeps me from being broke, so.

Sorry I haven't been around much since I got back.

Uh, job hunting and all.

I've been crazy busy!

Yeah, me too.

So, about what happened, You know, before our trips, with us.

Yeah.

Your friendship means a lot to me.

You mean a lot to me And I don't want to lose that, you know?

Totally.

I mean, in korea I had a lot of time To think about it and I was like, ugh!

Oh, okay.

Not that I regret what happened or anything, It's just, I completely agree.

Friends, 100%.

Oh.

So does chelsea.

You told her?

Yeah.

To be honest, I was a little worried That you might still be into me.

I was actually worried you took this job Just to get closer to me.

That's funny.

And I'm sure you'll find something career-wise soon.

Oh.

No, I have.

I've got an internship with marianne wend at her studio.

That's...

Incredible.

Yeah.

Look at us, both getting our dream jobs.

I mean, mine's not official yet, But interview's tomorrow.

So, I better get prepped.

Oh.

Chelsea says, uh, "lulz", by the way.

"keep your hands off my man.

Giggle giggle." That means she's kidding.

I got that!

So, was it like a...

Boudoir video?

I guess.

But how did you...

My god, you didn't delete it?

No.

I did when she asked, But I'd already seen it by then.

I mean, you start something like that, You gotta finish.

And?

How was it?

Kinda what you'd expect from shannon.

Odd, kinda goofy.

I feel so bad for her!

I know.

The worst part is, probably still in my trash.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Gwen!

Ah, mr.

Kim!

You appear to be suffering from a fake limp.

Aeecham!

How you can tell it's a fake?

No pained expression on your face.

Well, no new pained expression on your face.

Yeah, it's very hard to pretend.

You know, Some actors use tricks to appear more convincing.

A little lemon juice in the eyes for tears.

A pinch of the thigh for surprise-ooh!

Ah, very good!

Ah, I'm not even warmed up.

So, I put something in the shoe To make a fake limp real!

Either that Or dredge up deep, psychological trauma And localize it entirely in the foot.

Like a jawbreaker candy!

Or the time your wife's family Made you choose between entertaining the world And a down payment on a buffet restaurant.

Very uncomfortable.

But we make our choices.

Hey, that's not bad.

Agh.

Hurts too much!

Maybe I get something smaller.

First rule of acting- always go bigger.

Let the director pull you back.

Hey, carol!

I thought you might be calling.

I really felt we clicked this morning.

No.

I guess I didn't technically work there.

More like volunteered.

No...

no.

I get why they might not have heard of me there either.

Write the résumé you want to have, right?

No, that's true.

I don't have a ton of experience but...

Well, if there's any kind of waiting list...

Okay.

Bye.

Janet?

You have a moment?

Sure.

Okay.

I just gonna come out and say...

I didn't get the job.

What?

They said I was totally unqualified.

Sure, I embellished my résumé but who doesn't?

And I already blew off another job with shannon's friend And now gerald's working with marianne wend!

Oh, come here!

Oh, janet, oh!

Don't worry.

It sound bad, but, uh, Probably just stay like this for long time.

What?

Janet didn't get the job!

Oh.

Yeah.

I just mean weather outside just stay like this for long time.

Sometimes no time is right time.

Agh!

What?

Nothing.

Hey.

Do you have a sec to join me in the garage?

There's an issue with the return.

Uh, yeah!

I...

I will be there in two minutes and 17 seconds.

Precise.

I like it.

Hey there, hard hat.

Time for an on-site inspection.

Oh, what's this?

A pressurized container?

Oh, no!

Now it's leaking!

Everywhere!

Oh, I hear foam insulation can be pretty tasty.

Here comes the chocolate sauce.

Okay.

Hello!

Let me just start by saying That that was just a funny video from jung.

It sounded like p*rn.

Well, it wasn't.

It was just...

A funny skit that jung sent me Of him pretending to be a construction supervisor.

Why'd he send it?

'cause I sent him a skit of me being a construction...

Worker, okay?

Like, a p*rn skit?

No, omar, no!

No.

That was you in that video?

I thought that woman was like, in her fifties.

Thank you, terence!

It was my first video and you learn a lot About lighting and camera angles.

Wait-has everyone seen the video?

But the storyline was on point.

I mean, jung starts out as the new guy, That works his way up to site supervisor?

Didn't see that coming.

I mean, how he worked his way up Is bit unconventional, but who are we to judge?

I thought it was playfully seductive.

Really?

Sure!

You put yourself out there.

No shame in that.

Thank you, stacie.

Okay.

If you need kimchee and I, We will be in the garage.

With the door open.

So, am I the only one who didn't see it?

You didn't miss much.

And I still haven't seen the schedule.

Excuse me, sir?

I can help you with those.

Okay, thank you.

No sense in pushing yourself.

That's my car.

Hey there.

Janet.

Can I interest you in 12 bottles of maple syrup?

Actually, I was just hoping to follow up on our interview.

You mean the one you walked out of.

I may have given you mixed messages.

No, you were very clear.

Shannon blamed me, by the way.

I'm not allowed to use her bath products for a month.

I'm so sorry.

But I will gladly lead a youth photography program.

To be honest, I don't think we have the budget.

I could do it for free.

I need this.

Let me put it on the schedule, See if people sign up, and we'll take it from there.

Really?

Yeah.

Be great to see these kids do more than take selfies.

Thank you!

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

And I know I said I'd do it for free But if you do find extra money in the budget...

I won't.

Perfect!

Probably better this way.

I can't believe you put a stone inside your shoe Just to use the special parking pass.

Not a stone.

Jawbreaker.

And now you have a stress fracture.

It's a real stress fracture!

Very purple.

And smell like grape.

Hey, umma.

Oh!

Hi, janet.

How was your day?

Really good.

Appa, what happened?

Stress fracture in the heel.

In two weeks he fine.

Are you okay?

Yeah, fine.

Could be so much worse.

So, janet...

Yobo?

Yeah, I go get the tea.

You two have good chat.

Sit!

I'll get the tea.

Janet, let appa get the tea.

He can barely walk!

It's okay.

Yobo, go.

Umma, what's your problem?

Ah, funny that you ask...

Appa's clearly struggling And you're just standing there like...

Janet, you don't understand.

You see, I have...

Multiple sclerosis!

What?

Multiple sclerosis.

You have ms?

No.

Umma have.

I can't believe all this time You want me to tell then you tell!

I only tell because you don't tell!

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

I would've come back!

That's why I didn't tell you.

Are...

are you in pain?

No.

No, I'm okay.

It's okay.

Everything gonna be okay.

Umma!

Oh, janet!

Don't worry.

Doctors say it's not getting worse.

Hmm?

Everything gonna be fine.

Okay.

I go get the tea.

But, uh, could be gone long time.

Very slow with the injury.

Doctor say, "don't be hero." Less talking.

More walking.