06x01 - Ground Control to Sara Lance

[bunniefuu]

Previously, on "Legends of Tomorrow..."

Come with us.

The choice is yours.

What's next for you, love?

I guess I'll give life above ground a fair sh*t.

Aha.

Finally.

I think this is the end of the line for me.

- Ah, get in here.

- Aww.

Whoo.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪ ♪

- [BELL TOLLS]

[QUIRKY, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[DISTANT INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Piss off, you bloody guv'nor!

♪ ♪

[SIGHS]

- [WHISTLING TUNE]

[ENDS TUNE]

♪ ♪

[EXHALES]

[GASPS]

[GROANS]

Punks, can't handle their liquor.

- Is that the ocean?

- No.

And you look like garbage.

I feel like garbage.

Why don't you, huh?

Where the hell were you last night?

I dropped Lita off at her mom's.

Oh.

Well, aren't you just a good dad, huh?

Ow.

Hey.

How come nobody tucked me into bed, huh?

- You're asking me?

- Yeah.

- Where's Sara?

- Don't know.

[STOMACH GURGLING]

Oh.

What do you...

Gideon, where's Sara?

Sara Lance is not on board the Waverider.

[TENSE MUSIC]

Sara's missing?

[SIGHS]

Everyone's missing.

[SIGHS]

Gideon, who is on board?

Ava Sharpe, Mick Rory, and several punks.

Uh, where could they be?

Skyemont.

- Why do you say that?

- It's on your hand.

- [GASPS]

- _ Mick, you're a genius.

Maybe it's from Sara.

Let's go.

[EXCITING MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Oh, God.

Okay.

No, no, no, no, no.

[EXCITING SYNTH MUSIC]

♪ ♪

- London, .

The tangled knot of grime, the stodgy monarchy.

This collision of punk rock and aristocracy slamming into each other like two doomed worlds, this...

This is a lot at : a.m., John.

I'm glad you're in a good mood though.

Well, why shouldn't I be?

You see, my soul finally belongs to me.

Astra is redeemed, and...

[GRUNTS]

I get to wake up next to you, you lovely creature.

Mm.

How are you feeling?

I think a no-strings-attached hookup every now and then

- is good for the soul.

- [CHUCKLES]

Even if it's with a guy whose only coat smells like booze and cigarettes.

- [LAUGHS]

- [DOOR OPENS]

Ugh.

Oh, hel-lo.

Oh.

Sorry, guys.

You, uh, missed the party.

Wait, are you two...

- Yeah.

- Uh-oh.

[BRIGHT MUSIC]

Okay, sorry.

I'm not judging, I just...

it's none of my business.

I'm fine.

[GAGS]

It's an involuntary reaction.

We should burn the room.

Hey, at least we know how to use protection, Pops.

[EXHALES SHAKILY]

Do either of you know where Sara is?

Uh, we seem to have lost track of her.

[SIGHS]

Oh.

Someone did hand me this.

Is this anything?

[TENSE MUSIC]

I call.

♪ ♪

Full house, fellas.

That's three in a row.

She's a shady card sharp.

Oh, no.

Just lucky.

[LAUGHS]

♪ ♪

What about now?

♪ ♪

[HEAT g*n POWERS UP]

Still lucky and now also richer.

[CHUCKLES]

♪ ♪

I just love toying with these poor mortals.

Oh, yeah, well you are one of these poor mortals now, love.

Try remembering that the next time you come across one with a g*n, yeah?

Astra, have you seen Sara?

Uh, not recently.

Maybe ask Behrad.

Yeah, where is my brother?

I can't believe how much we have in common.

It's like we're riding the same cosmic vibe, you know?

We just click.

It's like we were destined to connect in this moment.

Hey, wrap it up Behrad.

We gonna pick this up later.

[IN BRITISH ACCENT]

Cheerio.

Hey.

Have you seen Sara?

- No.

- Ugh!

Maybe she's with Nate.

He was headed back to the club.

Back?

Why?

We met Starman at the after-after.

Said he had to prep for his show there tonight.

What the hell's a Starman?

Major T?

Ziggy Stardust?

Bowie!

He's talking about David Bowie.

[STRUMS]

See, my girlfriend's from another time.

Oh, like the future.

No.

Well...

technically, yes, but she's from the future with a different timeline entirely.

Now she lives in a Totem.

And I'm forced to be at peace with it.

What's her name?

Zari.

Her name is Zari.

And I'm afraid I'm never gonna see her again.

[SOFT MUSIC]

Hi, Zari.

Hey, guys.

This is David Bowie.

Marvelous.

Okay, Nate.

We're looking for Sara.

Is she here with you?

Last time I saw her was at the concert.

I figured she was with you.

- [SIGHS]

- ♪ She had an air of doom ♪

♪ I ain't tripping on mushrooms ♪

♪ The girl disappeared from this place ♪

Did he just say "disappeared"?

Sara disappeared.

Is he singing about Sara?

Deh, deh, deh... do not interrupt David's process.

He's trying to cheer me up by singing a song about Zari.

- . , not you.

- Obviously.

[SIGHS]

Still weird.

♪ She was a blonde haired punk ♪

♪ In a blue light funk ♪

♪ I'll always remember her face ♪

Guys, blonde hair.

Does that not remind you of Sara?

♪ Space girl ♪ Bowie!

Cut that crap out!

Hey, listen, mate.

Is that song you're singing about Nate's sad love life?

No, mate.

Are you singing about Sara Lance?

Is that her name?

Your friend who got sucked up into a spaceship?

W...

sucked into a spaceship?

Isn't it wild?

So you saw this with your own beautiful, asymmetrical eyes?

I was filming that night on my Super .

See for yourself.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Okay.

Film is developed.

Let's see what Bowie saw.

[PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Welcome to my cul-de-sac, friend ♪

♪ That's a street that ends in a circle... ♪

You lads are out of this world.

David freaking Bowie?

- You're a Smell fan?

- They're something else.

Hey, wait, wait, wait.

I gotta...

I gotta let you in

on a little secret, all right, David freaking Bowie?

'Cause tonight... tonight, I am going

to propose to my girlfriend!

[EXCLAIMS]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[SOFT BRIGHT MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[EXHALES]

Holy...

[LAUGHS]

Wish me luck.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Whoa.

She's a space girl.

- Ava...

- Okay.

Um, Sara's been abducted so, uh, Sara's been abducted.

Uh...

I'll be right back.

♪ ♪

So she's a mess.

All right, so let's just give her some space.

In the meantime, what do we know about aliens?

Literally nothing.

They're green.

Listen, you fools.

Sara's missing because you guys were partying last night.

We have to find her.

We're running out of time.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[GASPS]

♪ ♪

[GAS HISSING]

[COUGHING]

♪ ♪

[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

[COUGHING]

♪ ♪

Time to get organized.

- Ava, you're back.

- Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Whoa.

Here you go.

- Girl, are you okay?

- What?

I'm fine.

Why?

Well, we just thought that...

You know, with Sara being lost, you may wanna sit this one out.

Uh, she is not lost.

She is pre-found.

There's a solution to every problem including this one.

Wow, indexed.

Thorough.

You are all the best of the best.

If we handle this logically and rationally, we will get Sara back, okay?

Right, well, uh, this a waste of time.

- I've got a better idea.

- Oh?

Yeah, ever since I rescued her from Purgatory, Sara and I have a psychic connection.

It'll allow me to locate her, and everything I need is at the mansion.

Damn it, John.

That's insubordinate.

- But I won't try to stop you.

- _ You know, he's actually most effective not left to his own devices.

- I can just...

- Thank you, Z.

- We're gonna fix this.

- Mm-hmm.

- ♪ ♪

- _ Astra, would you mind keeping them on mission please?

Uh, I'm not really on the team, so...

We're accepting outside help.

Thank you.

[SIGHS]

- Okay.

I think I need to just calm down and do some "research".

Really?

Right now?

Dude, Sara needs us!

I'm freaking out here, man.

- Aw, come on, B.

- _ Ah, Mick.

Perfect timing.

I need you to check on any leads you may have in the underworld please.

Not gonna work.

This whole thing's not gonna work.

Nothing works without Sara.

Okay, so what?

Are you just gonna drink?

That's real mature, Rory.

- [SIGHING]

Real mature.

- _ Wow.

You really got this team figured out.

- Mm-hmm.

- So what do we do?

Uh, we are gonna call the experts, the D.E.O.

- Good idea.

Eesh...

- What?

Is it gonna get weird between you and Alex Danvers 'cause she and Sara had a fling?

It's...

swing a dead cat.

Sara never liked to be alone.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

[GAS HISSING]

Are you okay?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Whoa.

Who are you?

I'm Spartacus, the Undefeatable.

Oh.

Yeah, that "undefeatable" part didn't quite stick, but...

[GRUNTS]

- Uh, wait.



- [HORN, DRUM MUSIC]

Hey, get back here!

♪ ♪

[CHANTING IN UNKNOWN LANGUAGE]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

Sorry.

Did you find Sara?

No.

Care to wet your whistle?

I'm confused.

What did you learn?

[SIGHS]

That Sara Lance is far beyond my reach.

You told Ava you could reach her.

Yeah, well, I overpromised.

You can't just give up on Sara.

There's got to be something you can do.

- Come on.

Anything?

- Look...

aliens took her, all right?

To space.

This is really not my area of expertise.

Now if it was a ghost, or a demon, or even a handle of whiskey, I could help you out with that, but I'm sorry.

All right?

I'm an astrologer.

And you need an astronomer.

What an ass.

Yeah, he does have that going for him.

Look, he's right.

This is out of his league.

This is out of all our leagues.

I disagree.

Astra, let's talk about your "network".

My network?

[SCOFFS]

I've been on Earth for, like, five minutes.

Exactly.

[PHONE RINGING]

[DISTANT SIRENS WAILING]

Gideon, why isn't the D.E.O. answering?

The Department of Extranormal Operations

was destroyed in the infamous year by Rama Khan.

Nate, this is a huge setback.

We needed the D.E.O.

Aliens is their jurisdiction.

- Yeah.

- [SIGHS]

Captain Sharpe, I believe we are dealing

with a temporal anomaly.

According to the original timeline,

there was no alien spacecraft

over London in .

Meaning this is our jurisdiction.

- Huh?

- We're the experts.

[LAUGHS]

No.

We're...

we're the experts?

Damn right we are.

You, me, the Legends.

We're the only people who are capable of handling time-traveling aliens.

Nate, if I trusted the team, I wouldn't have made an entire binder to get rid of them.

Okay?

The D.E.O. was plan A.

Well, Ava, you are now in charge of the Legends.

So welcome to plan B.

Now breathe it in.

- Breathe with me.

- No.

Come.

[BOTH INHALE DEEPLY]

Plan B smells like pot.

I got something.

You are a walking contact high.

You're welcome.

Gideon, put this up.

That's a cute little kid.

B, that's a tabloid.

Yes, tabloids help me not think about how we live on a technological terror hurtling through a swirling green nightmare.

Damn.

So this girl, Esperanza Cruz, says that she was abducted by aliens, and from then on, she could communicate with them.

They implanted something in her head.

B!

I'm s... this is a tabloid, okay?

From how...

what, years ago?

It's probably totally fabricated.

- I need real leads.

- She's real, man.

- Gideon located her.

- I mean...

little kid with alien tech in her head.

Not a bad lead.

Okay, sure.

Fine.

You know?

Whatever.

It's all we've got.

I mean, Rory's probably good and boozed up by now, so why don't you take Micky and go investigate this Esperanza...

- what is her last name?

- Uh, Cruz.

Are we really sure bringing Mick to talk to a kid

- is, like, best practices?

- No, n...

You're gonna go see her present day.

Some of us are still trying not to mess with the timeline.

Right.

The timeline.

Aye-aye.

You're excused.

Ugh!

[INTENSE DRUM, VOCAL MUSIC]

♪ ♪

- What is it?

- I was confined to one of these glass prisons.

You were as well.

Which means there are also others inside.

You just figured that out now?

I did.

I also commanded an army of , slaves, gladiators, and peasants against the Roman republic.

- Yeah, I've heard.

- Mm, excellent.

Then we'll liberate our fellow prisoners and we'll lead a rebellion against our captors.

Wait, no.

We don't know who's in there.

[GAS HISSING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Rise, compatriot.

I am your savior.

I am Spartacus!

♪ ♪

[WARBLES]

[GROWLS]

♪ ♪

[ROARS]

What, pray tell, are you?

- A Saxon?

- [ROARS]

Nope, that's definitely an alien.

[GROWLS]

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[YELPS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROWLING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

♪ ♪

Hey, a little help here!

[ROARS]

[GAS HISSING]

[GRUNTS]

[ROARS]

[DRAMATIC SYNTH MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[ELECTRONIC TONE]

[EXHALES]

The thrill of the battle.

Reminds me of being back in the Colosseum.

Yeah, you just stand there in the Colosseum too?

I was letting it tire itself out.

If it had slain you, I would've been well-rested and easily avenged your death.

[GRUNTS]

Being an avenger is stupid.

The goal is to prevent death.

I am a Preventer.

You wanna join the Preventers, Sparty?

Yeah...

yes?

Good choice.

Now stop opening pods.

We're gonna go find who's flying the ship, and we're gonna prevent them from breathing.

[SUSPENSEFUL COUNTRY MUSIC]

♪ ♪

I'm telling you.

Sara ain't here.

It's a waste of our time.

We're gonna find Sara.

The fact that we found this person is a sign.

And when the universe shows you a sign, you should believe it.

Is that right?

The universe exists for one reason.

To k*ll you.

♪ ♪

[CLEARS THROAT]

[RADIO STATIC]

Hello.

Miss Cruz?

Ma'am?

Hm.

Must not be home.

[HEAT g*n WHIRS]

♪ ♪

Let's not tell Miss Cruz we broke in.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[BOTH SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

When they split up, we'll take them out one by one.

Nonsense.

We have the element of surprise.

We att*ck both savages now, and we slay them in one fell swoop.

We have no idea what they're capable of.

Look, I was an assassin.

Rule number one: isolate your targets.

Do not fight from the shadows.

I commanded an undefeated army of , warriors.

Well, I assure you they are all dead now.

Then I must avenge them.

No, no avenging.

No avenging.

It's preventing!

Prepare to die, savages!

[YELPS]

[GROANS]

[ROARS]

♪ ♪

[SCREECHES]

[YELLING]

♪ ♪

[BELCHES]

[BOTH SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[HIGH-PITCHED CHITTERING]

I am very, very sorry, David, you're under pressure.

[MUTTERING]

Look, maybe I can help you.

[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]

- [CHUCKLES]

- [CLEARS THROAT]

[YELPS]

Ooh, whoa, whoa.

- Why would you do that?

- Astra has a lead.

Okay.

All right.

She has a lead.

- [CLEARS THROAT]

- Go ahead.

So I heard about this guy who was once in hell.

Raved about aliens.

His name was Aleister Crowley.

- [CHUCKLES]

- Aleister bloody Crowley.

Come off it.

Crowley's a kook.

That is the conventional wisdom.

But he had this tome of secrets called the "Book of the Law".

In it, Crowley detailed these alien encounters and spells that these aliens taught him.

But he disappeared from hell.

Maybe he used these alien spells to escape.

Yeah.

Crowley didn't escape.

All right?

I summoned him, and then I trapped him on Earth.

You trapped...

sorry...

isn't that a felony?

No.

But like most things I do, it probably should be.

[CLEARS THROAT]

So, what'd you do with the book, John?

All right, okay.

Being as we don't have any other ideas, I kept it safe right over...

Gary!

What'd I tell you about nicking my things, eh?

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[HIGH-PITCHED SHRIEKING]

♪ ♪

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[PIPE SLICES THROUGH AIR]

[SHRIEKS]

Why did you kidnap me?

Gary!

Gary!

Bloody hell Gary would be reading Crowley, I have no idea.

There it is.

Find it?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

What the hell is that?

Ew.

[SQUELCHING]

♪ ♪

- [SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

- You better help me understand you, or this is gonna end quick.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

Hey!

Hands where I can see them.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Gary?

Please don't be mad.

If she could talk to aliens, why would she live in a redneck dump like this?

Maybe you're right.

But isn't it worth making sure?

Besides, Ava really needs a win.

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

I don't need a win.

We all need a win.

This isn't about me.

Oh, my God.

- Don't give me that look.

- What look?

You know exactly what look.

"You'll feel better not bottling up

- your emotions" look?

- I'm not bottling them up.

I just don't wanna talk about them.

Okay.

- I'm just gonna say one thing.

- Nate.

You have not mentioned Sara's proposal once.

I am setting aside my feelings to focus on the goal of getting Sara back.

Okay?

You should too.

[SUSPENSEFUL COUNTRY MUSIC]

I wonder what's in there.

Let me guess.

More dumb redneck stuff.

♪ ♪

Guess she's not such a dumb redneck after all.

[MUFFLED g*nsh*t]

[BODIES THUD]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Guess not.

[TENSE MUSIC]

Behrad, Mick, answer me.

Great.

Two more abductions.

This is why we don't talk about emotions during the mission.

Okay, Gideon's scanning for heat signatures.

It's...

it's gonna be okay.

- Okay?

- Yeah.

Three Legends are missing.

Things are pretty far from okay.

Yeah, well they just got further, love.

We found something in Gary's room.

A human-sized chrysalis.

Guys, we don't understand.

Gary is an alien.

An alien?

Oh, my...

Okay.

I don't buy it.

Well, we also found these.

Gary's glasses?

Oh, allow me to demonstrate.

And brace yourselves.

[WHOOSHES]

No.

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]

[GASPS]

Gary abducted Sara.

[GASPS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

I was sent to Earth to kidnap the quintessential human.

Spartacus?

Oh, no, no, no.

You!

Spartacus was just my boss's lunch.

But don't worry.

I don't eat humans.

Anymore.

Terrific.

The point is, I couldn't go through with your abduction because I fell in love with you, with Ava, with all humans.

Yeah, well that's funny because I still feel very abducted, Gary.

Well, my boss, Kayla, found us.

But I remained loyal.

That's why I saved you.

- You saved me?

- Yeah!

I rigged the pod to open with your handprint.

Okay...

Gary, where are we going?

No clue.

Kayla doesn't trust me anymore.

I don't blame her.

Yeah, well, you and I are also not okay.

Do you have any idea how wrecked Ava must feel right now?

I mean, yeah, I'm sure she's pretending to keep it together for everyone else's sake, but inside,

- she must be dying.

- Stop, stop!

It's t*rture to even think about what Ava's going through.

Do me in.

I deserve it.

I've destroyed the very thing I most stan.

Knock it off.

You're gonna help me get home.

Now tell me everything that you know about this ship.

[EXHALES]

Well...

when you first met, you butt heads.

But any fool could tell you two were meant for each other.

This spaceship, Gary.

Oh.

[YAWNS]

[ACOUSTIC MUSIC]

What the...

what the...

hey!



- [ELECTRONIC BEEP]

- Ava?



- Nate?

- Behrad, are you guys okay?

Yeah, it is very far from chill in here.

hours.

Trespassers have regained consciousness.

They were armed with some fancy weapons.

Not sure why.

Only one way to find out.

[TENSE MUSIC]

I told you the universe was trying to k*ll us.

What was that, old timer?

I wasn't talking to you, Miss Crazy.

♪ ♪

I don't like being called that.

He didn't mean that, Miss Cruz.

Spooner.

I go by Spooner now.

Okay, Spooner, ma'am.

This is all just a misunderstanding.

The alien communicator in your head, we need you to use it to find our friend.

So y'all's plan was not only to break onto my property, but to kidnap me?

We were gonna ask.

In fact, we still are.

- What?

- Shh.

Will you come with us?

Come with you?

Oh, but you ain't going.

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Please hurry.

She's getting real friendly with her Kn*fe.

♪ ♪

Who you talking to?

Uh, he's a schizophrenic.

- He talks to himself.

- It's true.

It's a nervous tick actually.

Uh...

could...

could...

hey.

Wait.

Hey, hey, hey...

hey.

Wait, wait.

Hey, hey!

- [YELLING]

No!

- [ELECTRONIC INTERFERENCE]

Behrad?

What's happening?

[WHIMPERS]

Uh, the universe ripped his comms out.

[MUFFLED ELECTRONIC TRANSMISSION]

Captain Sharpe, I've pinpointed their location.

Oh, thank God.

I'm not losing any more Legends today.

Gideon, take the ship to that location.

A ship?

[ECHOING]

Nate, you're with me.

Wait, hang on.

Why is my voice echoing?

She hacked my comms.

She can hear everything you're saying.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[SHIP APPROACHING]

[w*apon WHIRRING]

That thing against the Waverider?

[GRUNTS]

Whoa!

♪ ♪

Touché, Spooner.

[PORTAL WHOOSHING]

Please stop sh**ting my ship.

Don't come any closer.

I ain't gon' let y'all abduct me again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on, hold on.

That's what you think this is?

You think we're aliens?

- The hell else could you be?

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- We're time travelers.

- Time travelers?

Yes!

That's our time ship.

Which is also a spaceship, but that's beside the point.

Look, I'm sorry that we trespassed, okay?

It was wrong.

But...

[SIGHS]

We're desperate.

Listen.

The woman I love was abducted by aliens last night.

And I just found that she's gonna propose to me.

I will do anything if you can find her.

Will you please help me?

♪ ♪

[w*apon WHIRRING]

Exactly what an alien would say.

- Just...

- [YELPS]

[BODY THUDS]

[HUFFS]

Now can I burn this place down?

♪ ♪

Can we go over the plan one more time?

Because it still feels slightly suicidal.

Well, we don't have enough fuel to turn around and go home, right?

- Uh-huh.

- So we commandeer the ship.

From Kayla, my vicious, violent, and very vindictive boss.

Then we open a wormhole back to Earth's temporal zone.

An unstable rip in spacetime itself.

And then we fly the ship through it.

On whatever fumes remain after we burn everything opening the wormhole.

Well then, we better get moving.

First things, you gotta go get rid of your boss.

Right.

Okay.

Here goes nothing.

Gary, your glasses.

Whoops.

[WHOOSHES]

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[SUSPENSEFUL SYNTH MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[BOTH SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[GRUNTS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

♪ ♪

All right.

Guess we'll do it this way.

[SCREECHES]

♪ ♪

Okay.

Wormhole time.

[GRUNTING]

[ROARS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[ROARS]

[GASPS]

[QUIRKY, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Morning, sunshine.

Tables may have turned, but I ain't going down without a fight.

Whoa.

We're not gonna hurt you.

Look.

Where the hell am I?

Like Ava said before, we're time travelers.

- This is our time ship.

- Admit it.

You're only being nice so I'll help you find your friend.

%.

Yes.

Even if I wanted to help y'all, I can't.

Why not?

This thing in my head is like an antenna.

If I send a signal to your friend, the aliens who put it there could find me.

Look, we have the technology to remove whatever's in your head if...

if you help us find Sara.

How is my signal gonna locate her?

It doesn't have to.

Our friend will direct it to the aliens that she's with.

[LAUGHS]

Oh!

If you think we're weird, wait till you meet John.

♪ ♪

So I send out my signal and connect to this alien guy.

His name is Gary.

- He's an alien named Gary?

- Gary Green.

Ah, Green.

Yeah, now it makes sense.

Once you make the connection, I'll step into that Sigil then Astral Project myself to Gary's location.

- And then I'll look for Sara.

- Right.

And how do I connect to this Gary alien who I've never met?

You'll drink a potion of sorts.

One delish smoothie coming at you.

- [WHISPERS]

Good luck.

- Crowley's spell requires you to ingest something of Gary's.

The chrysalis is all we've got.

- Seriously?

- No, she's not gonna...

The sooner this is over, the sooner this thing's out of my head.

But I hope it works.

Salud.

- Oh, God.

- Oh.

- Oh.

- Oh.

She did it.

Eh.

Kinda tangy.

All right, um, ready?

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Yeah, after my abduction, I started wearing tinfoil hats.

It blocked any alien signals I could pick up.

Huh.

Nifty.

Right.

[CLEARS THROAT]

On with the show.

[CHANTING IN ARABIC]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[SIGIL WHOOSHING]

I can feel him.

♪ ♪

I found the alien.

A lot dweebier than I thought.

- Bloody Crowley was right.

- I can sense him.

He's worried and wants to come down to Earth.

It looks like he's trying to help Sara.

Oh, I just need to step into the Sigil and find her.

[YELPS]

- John, are you okay?

- [GROANS]

Spooner's connection is unstable.

I'm giving it everything just to maintain it.

- I'll do it.

- No, whoa, whoa.

Are you crazy?

You'll k*ll yourself.

Look what's happening to John.

It's plan B, Nate.

Embrace it.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[SIGIL WHOOSHING]

♪ ♪

[SHALLOW BREATHING]

Sara?

[LIGHT PIANO MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Ava.

Wait, how...

How are you...

Are you here?

Hey, hey, hey.

Stay with me.

Look at me.

Yes.

Yes, what?

When you get home, I'll marry you.

So you better get home, okay?

♪ ♪

I love you.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[SIGHS]

He's k*lling himself.

We have to stop him.

[GRUNTS]

John.

Look at me.

♪ ♪

[EXHALES]

[GROANS]

[KAYLA WARBLES]

[ROARS]

♪ ♪

Round two.

♪ ♪

Wormhole's open, Sara!

[SCREECHES]

♪ ♪

[GRUNTS]

[ROARS]

[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

♪ ♪

Whoa!

[GRUNTS]

No, no!

[GRUNTS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

♪ ♪

[EXCLAIMS]

[GRUNTS]

♪ ♪

[ROARS]

[DOOR WHIRRING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[SIGHS]

[PEACEFUL MUSIC]

[LAUGHS]

Once again, I wake to Zari Tarazi.

Oh, you're up?

I almost d*ed.

But you saved me.

Yeah, well I couldn't let you die right after getting your soul back, so...

[GROANS SOFTLY]

Gidget said you might be dehydrated, so I made you a green smoothie to help you recover.

Sans alien cocoon.

Oh, cheers.

Mmm.

Yep.

It's very tasty.

Hey, uh, let me know when you have your strength back.

[COY MUSIC]

[SIGHS]

[CHUCKLES]

It's a fling.

Uh-huh.

You know I can tell when someone's bluffing, right?

It looks like Crowley wasn't.

Yeah, well, even if alien magic is real, Crowley is a slippery fish.

He's not to be trusted.

Hm.

Whatever you say, roomie.

Hey, that was a short residence on the Waverider, eh?

Yeah, I can't keep getting roped into Legends missions.

Let's just say I'm not as enamored of the timeline as everyone else.

It's like you said, I'm mortal now.

I wanna see what it's like to be... normal.

Maybe I can love this world like the rest of you do.

You've come a long way, you little Hellspawn.

[CHUCKLES]

And come on, John.

Just a fling?

She's got you on a juice cleanse.

♪ ♪

Sure you won't stick around?

You've got a pretty chill vibe beneath your g*n-toting outcast vibe.

Look, we contacted your friend, and I'm sorry she's not back yet.

But I want this thing removed so I can finally live a normal life.

I get that.

You wanna keep it zen in the brain stem.

Dr.

Gideon will fix you up.

What do you see, Gideon?

[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Really?

Can you look closer?

If I removed and thoroughly dissected her brain,

we might something the scan did not detect.

May I proceed?

What's going on out there?

No.

Don't k*ll her, Gideon.

Yeah, I can hear it.

I wasn't gonna let her...

You can't hear it, can you?

[DISTANT ALIEN WARBLING]

They're all around us.

[PORTAL WHIRRING SPORADICALLY]

I've never seen anything like this in a temporal zone.

Aliens.

Lots of 'em.

They're falling into the timeline.

[ALIEN SCREECHES]

♪ ♪

[ROARS]

[SIGHS]

Why are you smiling?

We gotta clean this mess up.

I know.

It's just that the only person who could create this much mayhem is Sara which means she's alive.

Well, if the universe shows you a sign, you should believe it.

Mm!

[EXCITING MUSIC]

Engaged?

- I'm so happy I could cry.

- Gary, if we don't get through that wormhole, we are stuck here.

I'm going as fast as I can.

[STRAINING]

I'm sorry.

I'm not as good a pilot as my fiancé.

Wait, you and that other alien are engaged?

Her name's Kayla, but yeah.

I assume the wedding's off now.

- Did I not mention that?

- We can talk about this later.

Right now, just get us through that wormhole.

Yeah.

[GROANS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

We're gonna make it.

- We're not gonna make it.

- We're gonna make it.

♪ ♪

[YELPS]

We didn't make it.

[SCREAMING]

♪ ♪