01x03 - The Curse Of A Fuzzy Face

[bunniefuu]

LUCY: "Frightfully Snoopy."

[COINS JINGLE]

Scary movies aren't really that scary because the monsters aren't real.

- Boo!
- [SCREAMS]

Revenge of the Mudmen, cinema at its finest.

And the third step of my beauty regimen is when I apply the purifying facial mask over the exfoliating oatmeal scrub.

Ah, beauty is ugly work.

What's the book for, Marcie?
We're going into a movie.

Pre-show reading for calming the nerves, sir.

It's titled Animal Sounds and How to Make Them.

You don't need a book to teach you that. Moo!

Born with it.

[GROWLS]

[GROWLING]

Seventy-five, eighty, one button, two--

[GROWLS]

Snoopy, what are you doing here?
You don't like scary movies.

You're just gonna wind up sleeping in my bed again.

[MURMURS]

[SIGHS]

[GROWLS, LAUGHS]

[WOLF HOWLING]

[BOTH SCREAM]

Shh!

Shh!

[WOLF GROWLS]

- [WHIMPERING]
- [TEETH CHATTERING]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[GIGGLING]

- [THUNDERCLAP]
- [SCREAMING]

Your dog is making a mockery of my cinematic experience.

Hey, Chuck!

Can you tell the funny-looking kid to keep it down?

[TEETH CHATTERING]

Good grief.

Just as I predicted, that movie wasn't scary at all.

You were under your blanket the whole time.

That's why it's called a security blanket.

Oh! Sorry, ma'am.

[WHIMPERS]

[WOODSTOCK WHIMPERING]

Aha!

[GROWLS]

[INHALES DEEPLY, BARKS]

[BARK ECHOING]

[CHEERING]

[METAL CLATTERING]

Excuse me, precious cargo coming through.

[WOLVES HOWLING]

[BOTH SCREAM]

Ah, the infinite cosmos.

It really makes you think about your place in the world.

- [SNOOPY SCREAMING]
- [YELLS] Oof!

[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

Now that's some good-looking mud.

- [SNOOPY SCREAMS]
- [YELLS]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[SNOOPY GASPING]

Wow. Daylight savings really snuck up on me this year.

[CHORTLING]

[IMITATES SNOOPY SCREAMING]

[IMITATES WOODSTOCK SCREAMING]

[WOLVES HOWL]

[BOTH WHIMPER]

You see, Marcie?
That's how you do a wolf howl.

[HOWLS]

It has to come from the gut.

Let me try, sir.

[SCREAMS]

Why does every animal you do sound like a scream?

Maybe we should try an easier one.
Perhaps a duck?

[SCREAMS SHRILLY]

How was that, sir?

[MURMURS]

[PIANO MUSIC STARTS, STOPS]

[PIANO PLAYING J.S. BACH'S "TOCCATA & FUGUE IN D MINOR"]

- [MUSIC CONTINUES]
- [PANTING, WHIMPERING]

[MUSIC ENDS]

Whoops. That's better.

[PLAYS SOOTHING CLASSICAL MUSIC]

[BOTH SCREAM]

Those better be screams of appreciation!

And I oughta knock your block off for disturbing my beauty sleep!

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

- [BOTH WHIMPERING]
- [WOLVES HOWLING]

[WHIMPERING CONTINUES]

[GROWLS]

- [WHIMPERING STOPS]
- I don't get it.

- What's that silly dog so scared of?
- [GROANING]

Um...

- [GROANING CONTINUES]
- [SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[GROANING STOPS]

[WHIMPERING]

- [WOODSTOCK SQUEAKS]
- [MURMURS]

[SQUEAKS, BARKS]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

[GROANING RESUMES]

[GULPS]

[WHIMPERS]

[CLATTERING]

[CHEERS]

[GROANS]

[GROANING CONTINUES]

[CHATTERING]

- [GROWLS]
- [GROANING CONTINUES]

[SNOOPY GRUNTS]

Whoa!

[GROANS]

[WAILING]

What's the big deal, Snoopy?

It took me forever to get the dirt-to-water ratio just right.

[CHORTLING]

[CHORTLING CONTINUES]

[WOLVES HOWLING]

[ALL WHIMPERING]

[SNORING]

[SIGHS]

I told you you didn't like scary movies.

[GRUNTS]

[SNORING CONTINUES]

Good grief.

[CHATTERING]

LUCY: "Dress-Up Snoopy."

[THUNDERCLAP]

[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

[GIGGLING]

[SNIFFING]

[SQUEAKS]

Hmm.

WOODSTOCK: Hmm.

[SQUEAKS]

Ooh.

[STRAINS, GRUNTS]

Ah...

[GASPS]

- [SNOOPY GRUNTS]
- [SQUEALS]

[BOTH STRAINING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[BOTH SIGH]

[SNOOPY EXCLAIMS]

[BOTH GASP]

[WOODSTOCK SQUEAKING]

[PANTING]

- [SQUEAKING CONTINUES]
- [PANTING CONTINUES]

[STRAINS]

[GRUNTS]

[GIRLS GIGGLE]

[SNOOPY CHUCKLES]

I really wanna impress the little red-haired girl at the Halloween dance today.

If you really wanna make a good impression, I'd consider not going.

But this could be my big chance. I just need the right costume.

What did you go as last year, Charlie Brown?

I'm not good with scissors.

What you need is a costume adviser.

I'd do it, but it's beneath my skills as a medical professional.

- [CLATTERS]
- Ten cents, please.

But your sign says five cents.

It's double on holidays.

- [CLATTERS]
- [SIGHS]

[SNOOPY AND WOODSTOCK SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

[WOODSTOCK SQUEAKING]

- [SNOOPY PANTS]
- [BOTH WHIMPERING]

[STRAINING]

[MURMURS]

[SQUEALS]

Aw!

Lucy's right.
I do need a costume adviser.

There must be someone around here who's good with costumes.

But who?

Snoopy, you think you could help me?

[CLATTERING]

What did you have in mind, pal?

Hmm.

Ah.

[WHISTLES]

[CHATTERING]

[MURMURS]

[CHATTERING]

[CHATTERING CONTINUES]

[EXCLAIMS]

How do I look?

- [LAUGHING]
- [GRUMBLES]

[MURMURS]

[LAUGHING]

[GRUMBLES]

[STRAINS, GRUNTS]

Maybe something a little more recognizable?

I'm a robot.
What does this button do?

- [BEEPS]
- [MOTOR WHIRRING]

[GRUNTING]

CHARLIE BROWN: Oof!

Maybe something a little less shaky?

Hmm.

Aha!

[MURMURS]

This is great, Snoopy.

[GRUNTS]

It's just a little heavy.

- I'm a football. Perfect.
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]

- Fumble!
- [GRUNTS]

PEPPERMINT PATTY: Sorry, Chuck.

Everybody likes flowers.

Well done, old pal.

[YELLS]

[GROANS]

[CHARLIE BROWN GROANS]

Who knew butterflies could be so aggressive?

Thanks for your help, Snoopy, but it's no use.

We'll never come up with a costume that'll impress the little red-haired girl.

Let's go, Charlie Brown.
We're going to be late for the dance.

But I don't have a costume!

- No time to lose, Charlie Brown.
- Move it, Chuck.

SALLY: Come on, big brother.

[SIGHS]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

CHARLIE BROWN: This costume's a little tight.

And I don't even know what I look like.

You look very healthy, Charlie Brown.

I would even use the word "nutritious."

I would use the word "ridiculous."

See for yourself, Charlie Brown.

Good grief. I'm a vegetable.

This is terrible.
What do I do now?

I suggest you act like a carrot.

But what if the little red-haired girl doesn't like carrots?

Who am I kidding? No one likes carrots.

Oh, there are definitely a few people who like carrots, Charlie Brown.

Huh?

Whoa.

I think you're right, Linus.

I hope I make a big impression.
Here I go.

Whoa! Uh, sorry. Excuse me. Whoa!

Oof!

Uh, I-- Uh-- Y-You-- Uh, um...

[SIGHS]

I would definitely call that a big impression.

What a blockhead.

[GIGGLING]

We did it, Snoopy.
[PANTING]

I got the little red-haired girl to smile.

At least, I think I did.
I couldn't really see.

How did you know she'd be dressed as a bunny?

[CHORTLING]

[GRUNTS]

[GIRLS GIGGLE]

[SNOOPY CHUCKLES]

Thanks, old pal.

[SQUEAKING]

I have to go. The little red-haired girl isn't the only one who likes carrots.

[YELLS]

[CHATTERING]

LUCY: "Tricky Snoopy."

Okay, just a little more.

[GROANS]

- A little left.
- [STRAINS]

This Halloween, our house is going to be the talk of the street.

Let's try the other side one more time.

[GRUNTS]
Whoa!

I see what you're going for, but I think my idea was better.

[SIGHS]

[SNOOPY HUMMING]

I didn't know dogs celebrate Halloween.

Normal dogs don't.

[SNOOPY CHUCKLES]

[WHISTLES]

[CHATTERING]

[MURMURS]

[SQUEAKING]

[CHATTERING]

[GROANS]

[CHATTERS]

[YELLS]

We're gonna need more pumpkins.

[CRICKET CHIRPING]

- ALL: Trick or treat!
- [DOOR OPENS]

ALL: Thank you.

- [DRONING ADULT CHATTER]
- Why, yes, ma'am. I am a judge.

And I hereby decree, on to the next house!

- I like your costume, Pigpen.
- Thanks.

What kind of bear are you?
A brown bear? A grizzly?

A polar bear, of course.

Of course.

So, where to next?

That place looks pretty neat.

I think that's Snoopy's place.

What if all he's giving out are dog treats?

That's a chance I'm willing to take.

Trick or treat!

- [BOTH GASP]
- [DRUMROLL]

Ta-da!

Huh?

Snoopy doesn't really understand Halloween, does he?

When someone says, "Trick or treat," he's supposed to give them a treat.

Well, I guess this year he's focusing more on the tricks.

[WOODSTOCK SQUEAKING]

[SQUEAKS, GIGGLES]

- Way to go, Snoopy!
- Bravo!

Now that's something you don't see every day.

His production value is impressive.

Shiver me timbers, First Mate Marcie!
Look at Chuck's guesthouse.

Snoopy must be giving out treats worthy of a pirate's treasure.

We should go there next, sir.

[CLEARS THROAT]

I mean, Captain, sir.

Trick or treat!

[DRUMROLL]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

What was that?

It was a trick.
Wasn't it terrific, sir?

I didn't think so.

We want treats! The laws of Halloween demand it!

[CHATTERING ANGRILY]

- [EXCLAIMS]
- [WHIMPERS]

Whoa!

Marcie.

Whoa!

[WHIMPERS]

[CHATTERING]

[BOTH GRUNT]

[GROWLS]

[SQUEAKING]

SNOOPY: Whoa!

- [YELLS]
- [THUD]

[CHATTERING]

[YELLS]

What's going on around here?

You're supposed to give me a treat. Like this one.

[MURMURS]

[CHILDREN CHEERING]

Good one!

Hey! Where's my lollipop?

- LINUS: Yay, Snoopy!
- [SCHROEDER] Good one!

Mm.

[MUFFLED]
The court finds that trick... delicious.

That's it. No more tricks.
Halloween is a time for treats.

[CHANTING]
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

[MURMURS]

- [ELECTRICITY HUMS]
- [YELLS]

- Hey!
- [APPLAUSE]

[CHILDREN CHANTING]
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

Treats. Treats. Treats!

[GASPS, GRUMBLES]

[CHANTING]
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

[GROANS]

Treats!

- [CHILDREN GROAN]
- Hey, I was watching that.

This is ridiculous!

When someone comes to your door and politely says, "Trick or treat," there's only one thing you should do.

Now give me a treat!

[GRUMBLES]

[GRUNTS]

- [CHILDREN GASP, MOAN]
- FRANKLIN: Aw, man!

Excuse me, Captain, sir.

While it is true that on Halloween kids traditionally like to receive treats,

I believe Snoopy has proven that it can be equally enjoyable to receive a trick on Halloween.

- We love Snoopy's tricks.
- Yeah!

Yeah, Marcie's right.

Why don't we start a new Halloween tradition? Instead of it being "Trick or treat," why don't we call it "Trick and treat"?

- LINUS: Quite an idea!
- Great idea!

Judge Lucy approves that motion.

[CHEERING, LAUGHING]

[SNOOPY SIGHS]

Hey, kid. Wanna see a trick?

[LAUGHING]

[GRUNTS]

Tricks!

- [CHILDREN CHEERING]
- SNOOPY: Whoo-hoo!

[MURMURS]

[SNORING]

[MURMURS]

Treats!

From now on, Halloween will be double the fun!

- [CHEERING]
- Best Halloween ever.

I knew we'd be the talk of the street.