02x12 - Muffler-A-Rooney

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Students of Ridgewood High, for our big game against the Ravens, we are excited to have our captain back from her injury.

Maddie Rooney!

Hey!

Willow wasn't finished!

Take it away, Mads.

Thanks, Willow, and thank you This is where you clap!

Thanks, Willow.

And thank you so much for carrying the team when I was gone.

She didn't carry the team, we take a bus.

It's really nice, except seat There was a bathroom though, which was handy, Willow knows what I'm talking about Lacy!

I think Maddie has something to say.

Hey Ridgewood!

It's gonna take a lot more than a blown knee to keep me from b*ating those Ravens.

Go porcupines!

Yeah, we really need to come up with a new porcupine victory cry.

And for our big rivalry game, we bring out the Ridgewood rock!

If anyone can steal this from the team before Friday, you will be excused from gym for an entire week!

Lady porcupines Protect the rock!

Victory is mine!

I desperately need that get-out-of-P. E. pass.

Next week is square dance week, and Joey don't dosey-doe.

Oh yes he "do-see-do.

" Gimme that rock!

I won't stop trying until I get it.

It's behind my back.

One hug, and it's yours.

Round one: Lady porcupines.

Take that, zombies.

Hi-yaa!

You will not dine on these brains, sir.

Parker, are you still playing that game?

You've been playing that since before I left for my "sparklecise" aerobics class.

Don't you want to go outside?

No, I want to go to the bathroom.

But I can't pause the game in the middle of a level.

Here, take over.

Just hide and don't get me k*lled.

Zombies don't play, dude.

Oh.

So realistic.

It's like I'm walking through a forest.

Ooh, it even follows my movements.

Oh, look at me.

I'm walking down stairs.

Oh, excuse me, Mr.

zombie.

I'm just supposed to hide.

Whoa, I said excuse me.

Ugh, I actually felt that.

Hey, back off!

Sparkle kick!

Oh, I'm sorry, did I knock off your head?

Good.

Fear me!

A-five, six, seven, eight And one, and two, and three, and four, yeah.

What are you doing?!

I said hide!

Oh, I I Whoa You made it to level 17.

Mom, how did you do that?

Oh, I just did some moves I learned in my sparklecise class.

Wait You used your old lady exercise moves to clear level 16?

This old lady could show you some of her moves.

I don't want some of your moves.

I want them all!

Sparkle me, mom!

Guess who just got cast in her first Do you wanna know what it is?

Okay, I'm gonna give you a hint.

My first big break was singing in a local commercial for Mike's muffler shop when I was nine.

To this day, the roar of bad mufflers and the smell of motor oil always gives me that showbiz rush.

Liv, I thought you were gonna like, focus on your music?

Well, yeah, I am.

But Mike's muffler shop called, and I felt like I owed them one.

I'm so excited!

You're excited about being a dancing muffler chased by a badger.

Okay, first of all, Mo the badger wasn't chasing me, he was chasing a good deal.

And secondly, I told them that I would only do it if they cast Shana sowen.

In second grade, Shana and I met at shiny smiles acting camp.

Shana was actually cast in the muffler commercial first, but then she got chicken pox, so they asked me to do it.

And then Shana had already tried on the outfit, so, two weeks later I got chicken pox.

I just always felt bad that Shana didn't get to do the commercial, and now I have a chance to make it right.

And don't worry, I will be done filming before your big basketball game.

I can't wait to see you play now that your knee is all better.

Yeah.

Thank you.

- Yeah.

- It's uh It's gonna be great.

I'm gonna crush those Ravens.

Whoa, heh.

Maddie You didn't say, "bam!

What?" I've never seen you miss a "bam!

What?" Moment.

I've even seen you "bam!

What?" A good "bam!

What?".

Right Bam Deep-dop, deep, dop, doop, dop, dop.

We both know you're faking.

Maddie What's wrong?

What?

Nothing's wrong.

This isn't about your knee, is it?

'Cause seriously, I mean, we talked to the doctor and she said you're fine.

And she also said that she loved my outfit, so, she obviously knows what she's talking about.

No, Liv, nothing's bothering me.

I'm fine.

I'm ready.

I'm Whoa, you are so not ready.

You just got schooled by Mandy the muffler girl.

What's that thing that you always do?

Okay.

There it is.

The muffler fumes of my youth.

Oh, okay, now I'm just dizzy.

Oh, tooch, hey.

Umm, before you leave, can we make sure that Shana is the new muffler, and I'll be the rusty old one?

It's really important to me that Shana gets the spotlight.

Plus, I mean I feel like I played the shiny new muffler before.

You know, I really wanna challenge myself as an actress.

So does this look rusty to you?

Liv!

Shana!

I missed you so much!

Not as much as I missed you!

Shiny smiles acting camp salute?

Hey you, what do you do?

Drama, comedy, improv too.

I'll sing, I'll dance, I'll make you smile.

Shiny smiles camp is worth your while.

And space work, and space work, and space work, and space work.

Put the groceries in the cart, put the groceries in the cart.

Lawn sprinkler, lawn sprinkler.

Jazz hands.

Thank you so much for doing this commercial with me.

I told them I wouldn't do anything, unless they got Liv Rooney.

I'm just kidding, I'm not doing anything.

Well, Shana, it is such a shame that we lost touch.

You know what?

Let me get your phone number.

Wow, is that the new Z-phone 5000?

Uh-huh, it's awesome.

Do you like it?

I hate it.

I hate that it's not mine.

Had you going there, didn't I?

Who's the movie star, now?

I'm kidding, it's still you.

I don't know, Shane, those are diva shades if I ever saw them.

Love those.

And Mo is back too?

Wow, he really hasn't aged a bit.

And Lacy kicks off the ball to Rooney Who drives to the hole!

Or passes it to Lacy, who passes it back to Rooney who drives to the hole!

- Yes.

- Or not.

Maddie, you haven't taken a sh*t all day, what's wrong?

Yeah, something's fishy.

Whoa, I just remembered tomorrow is fish stick day at the cafeteria.

Do you think they're made from halibut or cod?

Oh, wait Maddie, were you about to say something?

I really wanna hear it.

Please, let it be cod.

I okay, um The truth is I'm really excited about getting back on the court, but I am just a little nervous that I might hurt my knee again.

That's all.

You'll be fine, mads.

I just I don't know.

I'm worried that if I get in a game, I might hesitate, and, I mean, you know that if you hesitate for even a second, you're toast.

And, I mean, I also know that I haven't played in a while.

What if I'm just not as good as I used to be?

Maddie, you're our star!

Once you get in a pressure situation, you're gonna react just fine.

It's like one of those things you never forget how to do.

Like, riding a bike Or sneaking up on Joey when he's taking his afternoon nap.

Ha-ha!

Ha-ha, victory is mine!

Hey, hens, next time?

Try less clucking and more defending the rock.

Hey, jojo.

Cluck, cluck, boom.

This makes me slightly less certain of victory.

I shall find a neighborhood cat to lick me clean while I plot my revenge.

Sweet mother of crushed vermilion.

We have the exact same lip gloss.

No way.

You wear crushed vermilion by lady love lips?

Obsessed.

It's so hard to find here in Wisconsin.

I always keep it right here in my bag.

Right here.

That's so weird.

It was here just a minute ago.

Okay, so, I really don't want to go there, but what are the chances of us having the exact same lip gloss color?

Like, one in a crushed vermilion?

Is it possible that Shana took my lip gloss?

Nah.

Well Nah.

Well Huh, it's gotta be in here.

It's usually right here next to my phone What, what is it?

My phone!

My phone, it's gone too!

Oh, I can't feel my fingers.

Oh, Shana, I can't feel my fingers.

I can't feel Okay, so, my lip gloss, and my phone, which Shana said she wanted, are both gone.

Normally, in this situation, I would ask Maddie what to do, but I can't call her, 'cause I don't have my phone, and then I can't call her from the shop's phone 'cause I don't know her number and I don't know anyone's number!

Oh, oh!

Ah.

Call Maddie!

Call Maddie!

Whoa, it's angry!

Ah, it's angry!

Okay, and a twizzle.

And a pivot.

And a kick.

Lengthen your weight and sparkle.

Sparkle, sparkle.

Honey, sparkle.

Okay, say words that make sense!

Okay, let me show you.

I wish I could say that I was having fun sharing an activity with my son, but the truth is I just love k*lling zombies.

Parker, come on!

You let those zombies back you into a corner.

Well, momma's gonna fix that With a sparkle, sparkle, kick!

Ooh, boom.

Those zombies just got mommied.

Okay, mom, I think I got it.

Level 18, momma needs some room.

But I'm ready to have my game back.

Go away.

Ooh, that's my new k*ll move.

Yeah.

And go.

And go.

And go.

I think some neighborhood kids are having a rock fight.

Maybe I'll go join them?

Okay, have fun!

I hope I make it back alive.

Love you too!

Yup, that's right.

At Mike's muffler shop Great take, Shana.

Thanks.

I'm drawing from the same emotions I used to play a cupcake, and it's totally working.

And now to find my phone.

Liv, what are you doing with my wallet?

Uh gimme a sec.

I'll think of something.

My sunglasses went missing earlier, too.

You know, the ones you said you love.

Ugh, I can't believe it.

You're a thief!

Liv Rooney's a thief!

I am kidding.

No I'm not.

Liv Rooney's a thief!

I'm the thief?

You stole my phone and my lip gloss.

What?

How dare you.

Ooh!

- Oh.

- Oh, oh And lift, and kick, and twizzle, twizzle, turn.

Come on, tighten those buns, ladies I mean zombies.

Mom, you've been playing zombie gut-splash all day.

You gonna take a break and Make dinner by any chance?

Momma's busy.

Make it yourself.

I get to use the stove?

Yay!

Oh, hello, Mr. zombie, sir.

Have you met my friend size seven sparkle sneaker?

Did someone order a can of butt-whooping?

'Cause I brought a whole case.

I played outside for 20 minutes.

I got three mosquito bites, somersaulted into dog poop, and was chased by an owl.

It was time to take virtual reality back.

Oh, hello, little boy.

I hope you bought a ticket, 'cause you're going down to karentown.

You're pretty tough against the un-dead.

Let's see how you do against the living.

- Hi-ya, hi-ya!

- Oof.

Oh!

And stretch, and lift, and shimmy, shimmy, boom!

And slap, and slap, and slappy, slappy, slap!

No!

Ever been beaten with your own spine?

Gug-gug-gug- gug-gug-gug-gug!

Wu-chu!

As I ripped the spine from my son's body, I realized that maybe I'd Crossed a line.

Oh, sorry, honey.

Here's your spine back.

Gug-gug-gug- gug-gug-gug-gug!

Thank you.

Here's your mother of the year award.

Oh, I think I'm done with this game.

Probably best.

But you had a good run, mom.

Thank you, honey.

So, the stove is super complicated.

Who wants ice-pops for dinner?

You are never moving out, are you?

It is not looking good.

Give me back my sunglasses!

I don't have your sunglasses!

Give me back my phone!

I don't have your phone!

What is going on?

I thought we were going to be friends?

I'm not friends with thieves.

I am not a thief!

Girls, what is wrong with you?

And Liv, why do you keep texting me weird stuff that I don't understand, like "llk semicolon"?

I barely know what "idk" means.

Lol.

I can't text you, dad, because Shana stole my phone.

Well, you just texted me a photo.

What?

That's impossible.

Why is there a selfie of a badger on my Mo!

Mo stole our stuff?

Ha!

I'm gonna get my phone back.

Dad, get my phone back.

Let's just let him finish his phone call first.

Shana, I'm so sorry I thought you took my phone.

I'm sorry too.

And you know what, when I thought you were the thief, I was really upset because I was so happy that we're friends again.

And when I thought you were the thief, I thought, "she's a movie star, why can't she afford her own sunglasses?" I really want to hug you, but I don't think I can get my hands around your suit.

Bow and touch tailpipes?

I got your phone back.

All right, porcupines.

One more minute until we have successfully defended the rock.

Keep walking, Buster!

Bring us home, Lacy.

No, Maddie, you should do it.

You could use the confidence boost.

And my self-esteem is flying high.

I found a rainbow scrunchie today, in chemistry.

Check it.

I was gonna go all side-pony, but then I decided it was just give her the rock.

Just Oh, right.

Here you go, mads.

Thanks, lace, and great job, guys.

I mean, if we work like this against the Ravens, then nothing can stop us.

Ha!

Victory is mine!

No!

Time!

Hey, rock's right here, coach.

Maddie!

You ran, planted, and pivoted on your knee!

Just like you would in a game!

You're back, captain!

You're right.

Ooh, I am!

Bam!

What?

Ooh, that was a really good one.

Bam!

What?

See you in gym class, pardner.

Victory is mine.

Great win, porcupines!

And our game MVP is Maddie Rooney!

Thanks, you guys.

And it feels so good to get back on the court with a win.

Nice work, ladies.

While you were winning your game, I had my own little triumph.

I overcame my fear of the oven.

And I baked you guys a cake to celebrate.

A cake that will explode in Maddie's face, covering her in a thick layer of frosted revenge.

Go ahead, Maddie Cut into it.

See what Happens.