03x19 - Skyvolt-a-Rooney

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Liv and Maddie". Aired: July 2013 to June 2016.*
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Follows Identical twins as they navigate life which includes dealing with their parents that work at their high school.
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03x19 - Skyvolt-a-Rooney

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Look at you two, my high school graduates!

Oh.

Our nest is empty.

Honey, Maddie's gonna be playing basketball with me in Beloit, just a couple of hours away.

Yeah, and I still have all of season two of Voltage to sh**t here.

Hey, Dad, get a graduation picture of me and Diggie.

Yeah.

Hey, Diggie, where's your cap and gown?

I didn't exactly graduate.

Maddie: Yeah, it's so weird.

It turns out, when you leave school in Australia early to race home to fight for your girl, your credits don't exactly transfer.

But it was totally worth it.

Oh, it was totally worth it.

We're gonna be seniors, together!

Joe-Joe and Dig-Dog!

Rulin' the school and bein' cool!

(Doorbell rings)

What's up?

- Willow!

- Willow!

My twins!

Hi.

Hi.

Look at us four girls.

Our last summer together.

Let's just get matching bathing suits and go up to the lake.

Uh, actually, Mom, Willow's not really gonna be around much this summer.

Yeah, I'm leaving for training camp tomorrow.

Yeah, for Southern California State University.

I'm so proud of you, girl.

Aw.

I just wish you were coming, too.

I know that going to SCSU was your dream.

Well, I mean, you know, it's only fair.

I have been living your dream of sharing a bathroom with Joey.

We're both so lucky.

I'm really gonna miss you, Rooney.

Joey.

I guess it's time to say goodbye.

Goodbye.

I guess I'll see you, um I don't know when I'm gonna see you again.

Goodbye, Rooneys.

Farewell, little man.

But the three of us are still gonna get matching bathing suits, right?

(Theme music playing)

Better in stereo Bet-bet-better in stereo - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go - I lace up my high-tops - Oh no Slam dunk, ready or not Yeah, show me what you got - I'm under the spotlight - Holler I dare you, come on and follow You dance to your own b*at I'll sing the melody When you say yea-ah-ah I say no-oh-oh When you say stop All I want to do is go, go, go You, you, the other half of me, me The half I'll never be-e The half that drives me crazy You, you, the better half of me, me The half I'll always need But we both know We're better in stereo Willow's face is in every single piece of toast.

Can you see it?

I don't see anything but a trip to the grocery store to get more bread.

Okay, well, if Willow's face isn't really there, then why am I seeing it?

Same reason you call those pathetic wisps of hair on your lip a mustache.

You're a delusional wackadoodle.

Joey Is it possible that saying goodbye to Willow has made you realize that you have feelings for her?

You were an overwhelmed freshman when she first got her crush on you.

Maybe as you've matured, so have your feelings.

Mom, I feel the same way about Willow as the day we met, and she declared to the whole school that I was her property.

Except, now I know that she's really smart.

And super funny.

And everything she was doing was just to make me happy.

I do like Willow.

She could've been my high school sweetheart.

But you pushed her away and now it's too late.

Ha-ha!

Classic Joey.

Maybe it's not too late.

Willow has to return her cap and gown tomorrow.

Go.

Tell her what you want to say.

No, Mom.

She flies out tomorrow.

It's not like she can be my high school sweetheart in the time we have left.

It's impossible.

Challenge accepted!

What?

I'm gonna help you get the girl.

Well, that's nice of What's your angle?

Well, this could either be a nice romantic moment for Willow, or a humiliating catastrophe for Joey.

Either way, I want a front row seat.

- Liv?

- Yes.

Can I speak to you for a minute?

Yeah, sure.

What's up, Gemma?

I have major news.

Voltage is moving to Los Angeles!

To Los Angeles?

Okay.

I mean, Gemma, I agreed to do Voltage here in Stevens Point so I could be near my sister.

Well, so you could finish high school together, but now you've graduated, so we're moving back to Los Angeles!

But, Gemma, my whole life is here in Stevens Point.

Wait.

You would seriously give up playing SkyVolt?

Well Um I don't know.

Well, I need to know by tomorrow.

Hey!

So, Mom got us the bathing suits, and I hate to admit it, but they're actually really cute!

Voltage is moving to Los Angeles, and I have to decide by tomorrow if I want to go with them.

- Whoa.

- Yeah.

Wow!

That's huge!

What are you gonna do?

I don't know.

'Cause, I mean, I love playing SkyVolt, obviously, you know, she's such a great a role, and she inspires little girls all over the world.

Well, yeah.

I mean, not just little girls, Liv, Joey is already making his SkyVolt costume for next Halloween.

Yeah.

I just kind of had my heart set on the two of us spending the next four years together.

Oh.

Okay.

I mean, well, what would you do if you stayed in Wisconsin without Voltage?

I don't know.

I mean, I guess I could go to school.

(Both gasp)

I could enroll at Beloit!

We could go to college together!

Maddie!

(Sighing)

But I mean, Liv, do you really wanna give up Voltage?

'Cause I have never seen you happier than you are right now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I mean, Maddie, how would you feel if I left?

Me?

Don't worry about me.

You just follow your heart.

Thanks, Maddie.

Yeah.

Just, hey, if you do end up going, you cannot go before we do that lake thing with Mom.

I am not doing that by myself!

Hey, Willow.

Put your cap and gown in the bin.

Why are you grinning?

I'm not grinning.

Surprise!

Your man is about to sweep you off your feet.

But could you help me out of this bin first?

I finally realized how much you mean to me.

Willow, I want you to be my high school sweetheart.

Sweetheart?

Seriously, Joey, I'm on my way to the airport.

So?

Let's live out our entire high school relationship in the next five minutes.

Willow Cruz would you like to go out with me?

Willow?

Oh, uh this is normally where I wake up, uh Yes!

Joey Rooney, I will go out with you.

I'm so happy for you guys!

(Squealing)

If you break her heart, I will break your face.

That was not in the script, but - Okay.

- Okay.

Let's go on our first date.

A bike ride through the park, milady?

You won't even have to pedal, little man.

- I will do all the work.

- All right.

You have the minions working for you?

Only the best for my girl.

This looks like a good spot.

Let's stop for a picnic.

Joey This is even better than I pictured it.

Oh, and I did picture it.

The show is not over.

Mom?

Dad?

I'd like you to meet my girlfriend Willow.

Oh, you brought me to meet your parents?

You did a wonderful job with your son.

- Meh.

- Meh, I don't Girls playing basketball.

(Scoffs)

I'd rather peck out my own eyes!

Hey!

You flamed-haired jerk.

My girlfriend's on the basketball team.

What are you gonna do about it?

(Grunting)

(Growls)

In defeat, I become even more powerful Just die, Artie.

(Coughing)

Ohh and so ends Artie.

Oh!

You fought for me.

Seriously?

You swoon for him?

Don't ruin this, Artie!

Now, uh Where were we?

Well, we can't be high school sweethearts without (Gasps)

Willow will you go to prom with me?

Yes!

Yes!

A thousand times yes!

(Toy horn honking)

Did someone order a limo?

What happened to the horse and carriage?

I only had one refrigerator box.

Fine!

(Clears throat)

After you, milady.

(Imitates squeaking car door)

True love, I knew I had it True love was so hard to find True love, if I could get it back I'd never let it go this time Joey Being your high school sweetheart has been a dream come true.

Thank you, for memories I will never forget.

Willow There's one more memory that I'd still like us to have.

Joey!

My man!

Yeah, that seems fair.

My flight, I gotta go.

(Sighing)

Bye, Joey.

Bye, Willow.

Like I'm gonna leave without a smooch.

Yeah!


Hey, I'm in the museum.

You're heading for the correct gallery.

But stay alert.

Zaydock is coming for this crystal, too.

Well, I found the meterorite, but it's definitely more than just one crystal.

The Mathious crystal comes from the same planet as your powers.

Hit them with a little lightning, and you should be able to find the right one.

You know, how kind of like I'm the right one for you?

Are you ever gonna give it a rest?

Not until you agree to go out with me.

Well I think that might have to wait until I save the world.

(Grunts)

Careful.

The crystal can give superpowers, but it can also take them away.

Then that's how we're gonna take down Zaydock.

Not likely, SkyVolt.

Zaydock.

I see you found my crystal.

SkyVolt, get out of there!

You want this crystal?

It's all yours.

(Evil laughter)

Pathetic!

Let me show you what real power is!

(Roaring)

- SkyVolt: Oh!

- Aah!

(Roaring)

There's nowhere you can go that I won't find you, SkyVolt!

Okay.

You said that this would rob Zaydock of his powers.

Why didn't it work?

The crystal's energy is almost completely depleted.

Is there a way to recharge it?

To get it to full strength, it would take a massive electrical surge.

All right, well, then, stand back and let me light this candle.

It would take a lot more power than you can generate.

What about the matrix reactor that we found in the ice cave?

That's powerful enough, but it's it's way too dangerous.

Not more dangerous than doing nothing at all.

Time to go to work.

I love it when you do that.

(Laughs)

Okay, so, I just zap these electrodes.

And that should jump-start the reactor.

Which will recharge the crystal.

If my calculations are correct.

But whatever you do, don't touch the electrodes.

If you do, your body will take the full power of the reactor.

Touch the electrodes, instant death.

Got it.

Let's do this.

(Grunts)

It's working!

Miss me?

I couldn't recharge the Mathious crystal by myself.

So you waited for me to do it for you.

You make me sound like such a bad guy.

Oh, wait I am.

(Screams)

What's happening?

I'm using the crystal to drain you of your powers, then I will transfer them to myself.

(Panting)

I won't let you!

The threats of the soon-to-be dead are meaningless.

But while we wait, say goodbye to your boyfriend!

(Screams)

A feeble miss.

(Roaring)

Whoa.

What was that?

I didn't miss you, Zaydock.

I hit Garrison.

I used the crystal to pass my powers to him.

And left yourself defenseless.

Then it's time for you to die!

(Screams)

(Screams)

(Both screaming)

(Zaydock screaming)

(Groans)

SkyVolt!

SkyVolt!

SkyVolt!

Say something, say something.

Stay with me, now.

(Gasping)

I can't.

You're SkyVolt now.

No!

Surprise!

SkyVolt is dead?

No!

Why would they do this?

Why would you let them?

You guys, it was my choice.

I mean, I love Voltage so much, but I wanna be here.

Maddie Let's go to college together!

Liv!

Oh This is gonna be the best summer ever!

(Phone rings)

Hey, Wills!

How's California?

I miss you so much!

Not for long, Mads.

Our starting point guard decided to turn pro.

I reminded the coach about your reel, and they remembered how much they liked you!

What are you saying?

They're gonna call and offer you a basketball scholarship to SCSU!

Oh, my goodness!

But you have to be in LA right away for training camp.

No way!

No way!

Willow, if you are messing with me, I will fly to Los Angeles, and I will punch you in the throat!

No joke, Maddie.

Your dream of playing for SCSU is coming true!

And FYI, I would crush you if you try to step to me.

SCSU wants me?

Mom!

SCSU wants me!

Oh, honey, this is so exciting!

Oh!

Oh, but What about your dad?

Oh!

What about Liv?

(Phone rings)

(Gasps)

The caller ID says "SCSU.

" (Gasp)

That's probably Coach!

(Phone rings)

Maddie?

What are you gonna do?

(Phone rings)

(Phone rings)

(Phone rings)

Willow: Like I'm gonna leave without a smooch.
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