10x07 - Up In Smoke We Go

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Trailer Park Boys". Aired: April 2001 to present.*
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Ricky and Julian are two guys whose lives were shaped by their experiences growing up in the Trailer Park. Their childhood was typical of most trailer park kids: stealing, fighting, smoking, drinking, scamming and listening to Van Halen.
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10x07 - Up In Smoke We Go

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Look at this!

We've been going through
inventory like crazy,

we haven't been paid
a f*cking cent yet,

and you still don't
have the wedding money!

What the f*ck, Ricky?

If you can't get the
money back from Julian,

I'll get it myself
and you'll f*cking regret it!

I'll get it, Lucy!

I said I'd f*cking get it,
and I'll f*cking get it!

Jesus Christ.

Julian, get the f*ck up right now!
Get out here, man!

You too, Bubbles!
Wake the f*ck up!

Jesus!

Ricky, what in the name

of the Easter Bunny's
fluffy white cock

are you doing f*ring
toasters at me?

Boys.

This resort cannot have
dope be all-clusively.

It's f*cking bullshit
to me and my family.

Ricky, would
you calm down.

Everything's
under control.

No, I'm not going
to calm down.

This is f*cking
ridiculous.

I need the wedding
money back right now.

Go get it! Do whatever you have to.
I don't care...

The customers pay
when they leave, okay?

That's the deal.
Nobody's left yet.

Fine, then.
You two,

you're going to have to
get me the money back

the old-fashioned way.
We're doing a f*cking job.

Ricky, we're not doing that.
Bubbles,

you promised this wouldn't
come between us and it is.

You f*cking
owe me this.

What are you, scared?

A little buck, buck, chicken,
winner, dinner, dinner?

Who?
You.

Me? I don't get scared.

I'm not scared.

I'll do it if...

he will, but you
probably won't.

Nice. Real f*cking nice.

Oh, well, I'll
do it by myself.

Nice f*cking friend you are.

Julian, we can't
let him.

Ricky, stop.

Okay, you've got both of us
for the rest of the day.

Whatever you want
to do, we'll do.

Will that make you happy?
You're serious?

Whatever the f*ck
you want to do.

Robberies, g*ns,
doesn't matter.

Look, just, hang
on now, let's...

All right.
f*ck's sakes...

But you two are
on f*cking slim ice.

What the f*ck
is that?

Oh, my f*ck!

No f*cking way!

- Holy f*ck, boys!
- It's Snoop Dogg!

Snoop Dogg's here!

Holy f*ck, I'm freaking out!
Snoop Dogg!

Bubbles,
what it do, baby?

What are you
doing here?

Man, sh*t, I seen you on
Jimmy Kimmel last week

and I heard about
that all-smoke casino.

sh*t, I had to get
out here right away.

No f*cking way!
Oh, sh*t.

Unfortunately the casino's closed today.
We've got a bunch of sh*t to do.

What? No, the casino's open.

What the f*ck is wrong with you?
It's Snoop Dogg!

Bubbles,
hit this sh*t.

All the way from
California, baby.

My God, one of Snoop
Dogg's real joints!

Take your time.

Yes, sir.
I'll hit that sh*t.

There you go,
Slick Rick.

I can't believe it!

Getting' high as f*ck with
Snoopy Doggie Dogg Dogg!

Just Snoop. Right on, man.
That's way easier.

Yes, sir.

- All right, boys.
- Bar's open. Let's go!

Hey, Bubbles, I want you to
check out my lady friends.

Look at them.
Come on in here, girls.

Hey!

Look at the sh*t
on that critter.

Oh my God... Yeah, all you, baby.
Let's go get it.

- Come on, Bubbles.
- I can't believe it!

f*ck, Snoop Dogg's here!

We're in Sunnyvale
f*cking trailer park!

I've seen every episode
of your show, man!

It's even shittier
in real life!

I love it!
No f*cking way!

Doug f*cking Benson, man! What are you
doing here? Hey, how's it going, man?

Respect, dude.

That's some f*cking
set of lungs on you.

Thanks. Where's the weed at?
Come with me.

All right.

f*ckin' cool clothes, man.
Oh... thanks, buddy.

That'll get you started.
Oh, thank you, sir!

Oh, my God, Doug! We are in
the presence of greatness.

This is literally
the dumbest man

on television
in the mesh!

The saying is
"in the flesh",

but he always fucks
everything up and he'd say,

"in the mesh" or
"in the fresh"

or something even stupider.
Yeah, yeah, I get it.

Have you ever heard the
expression "f*ck off"?

How you think I'd
say that, dickhead?

Let me give you a little hint.
Something like this.

F-O-kee-cay-O-F,
f*ck off!

Oh, my God!
This is amazing!

Hey, Snoop.

That joint, is that
just weed in that?

'Cause my legs
are like jello.

How do you function
with this stuff?

Lot of practice, baby.

Come on, I'll show you.

Oh, my God, I don't...

We're just getting started, Bubbs.
All right.

Blap blap brrrrrrrrah!

Ray!

Tell me you're here
to sign a mafk.

Tssk, yeah, just what
I need on my label.

A bitch that look
like John Denver.

Okay, you clownin', hah?

'Cause what else
would you be doin'

up in this mafker righ
hurr if it wasn't for me?

Know what I'm sayin'?

Straight up,
legend to legend, dawg.

Hey man, who the f*ck is this liquid
paper-coloured m*therf*cker?

Snoop, this is J-Roc.
He's also a rapper.

Actin' like you don't know.
That's how we doin' thangs?

N'aight then, n'aight.
Oh, my God!

It's the f*cking
shitmobile!

Oh my God, the shittiest
piece of automobile

on the f*cking planet!

No way that thing
still runs.

What? Are you kidding me?
It runs like a tap.

Like a tap...

You are so not smart.

It's great!
You better f*ck yourself.

Hey, how much to take
it out for a spin?

Fifty bucks, you can knock
yourself out. Really?

Keep the change.
I will.

It's out of gas, too, so
you'll have to deal with that.

I don't give a f*ck.

Okay. Well, that's one
thing off my bucket list!

Hey, Bubbs!

Take f*cking noodle-nut Jim here
for a ride in the shitmobile.

Make sure he doesn't
f*ck-tify the car up.

Oh, my God! Bubbles
is going with me?

Oh, my God, that's so...
Come on, buddy...

He's all cranked up
on something.

It's great!

Snoop, come check out
my casino, man.

Oh man, I got to get to the dr*gs
Store, you know what I'm sayin'?

I do, dawg.

Probably more than any mahfucker
up in here, y'know I mean?

Want me to roll wit'
you right quick?

J-Roc, chill.
I'll take you over, Snoop.

f*cking Lucy'd
love to meet you.

Want to roll by my crib, dawg?
Hit me on the hip, hah?

You know what?

I'mma holler at you when I want
to come by and watch Family Feud

or a motherfuckin'
episode of M A S H.

Yeah, but M A S H was
tight though, ain't it?

Hah?

Hi, Rand!

What's going on,
Mr. Lahey?

I need you to help me
get some dirt on Julian.

No can do, Mr. Lahey. I'm
staying out of this sh*t.

But, Randy,
you don't understand.

It's bad!

Barb's got me
by the short and curlies.

She's holding a secret over me

and she's going to expose it,
unless I play balls with her

and help her with
her Julian sh*t...

Tell me the secret and I'll
tell you if I can help you out.

No can do, Randers.
Neither can I!

Listen, it happened
a long time ago, Randy!

It's going to f*cking ruin a lot of
people's lives unless you help me.

Look, I'm begging
you, bud!

You're wasted,
aren't you, Mr. Lahey?

No, no, Randy.

I'm right in
the pocket, bud.

Blow. Blow on
your machine, then.

Pathetic!

It must be
the batteries.

I'm not wasted,
Randy!

Yeah, like I haven't
heard that before!

Look, I swear I'm
not f*cking wasted!

Piece of sh*t.

Oh, wow!

This is crazy!

This is so historical,
it's... it's art!

Oh, I don't want
to touch anything and...

make it clean.

Oh, you can see through
the floorboards!

That's... Oh, yeah, that
rotted out years ago.

Oh, my gosh!

And Ricky lives in
this car sometimes?

Oh, yeah, he loves it in here.
Yeah?

You know, all the
cigarette lighters.

Yeah? And this is
how he showers?

Yeah, sometimes.
Yeah.

Sometimes he just lets her drop, you know.
Yeah, okay.

Well, you know,

I'd love to go haul some
shopping carts with you

if you're
interested.

Well, if you want to, we
could probably do that.

We could do a - split
on anything we make.

No, no, no.
You keep all the money.

It's just something on my list.
I've got to do it.

I never turn
down free labour.

Let's do... Just wait.
Maybe we can make a deal.

Okay.

I'm playing at the Legion
tomorrow in the open mic contest.

If you guys aren't
doing anything,

maybe you and Snoop and
Doug could come and see me.

Maybe... No. That sounds lame.
Sorry, we can't.

I'm f*cking with you! Of
course, we'll be there!

I'll talk to Snoop!
I'll talk to Doug!

I've never even
been to a legion!

Of course we're going
to be there for you!

My God!

Oh, decent! Decent!
My bird's doing that!

Of course it is!

Man, Lucy's going to be
so excited to meet you.

She's wanted to bang you
since Ginger Juice came out.

Are you sure it's cool for
me to meet her today?

Of course, man,
me and Lucy are tight.

Lucy, are you
in here?

Ricky, shut
the f*ck up!

You're going to
wake up the baby.

If you don't have
any money, f*ck off.

Lucy, I'll f*ck off
in a minute.

Look, there's someone
here I want you to meet.

You make me look like a d*ck.
Get out here!

Are a d*ck, Rick. Lucy, please.

There's someone here
I want you to meet.

They need a
bunch of stuff.

Can you please
come out and get it?

Just get it
yourself.

I don't know where the f*ck you
keep everything these days.

You never
let me in here.

Jesus...

f*cking...

Lucy?
What the f*ck!

Oh, f*ck!

Will you two please calm the f*ck down?
You just woke Moe up!

It's Snoop?
It's f*cking Snoop.

Please just
come over here

and get my friend
here what he needs!

How you all doing? Hi.

Sunnyvale's finest, huh? Hi.

It's a pleasure to finally
meet you beautiful ladies.

Ooh-wee.

Um, would you
like anything?

Actually I want a little
bit of everything

and, um, put it
all in one big bag

'cause we're going to blow the roof
off of Sunnyvale tonight, baby.

Oh, yeah.

A little bit
of everything?

Like, everything everything?
Everything. Everything.

Put some of everything
in the bag, man.

Okay, I mean, as awesome
as that sounds, I mean,

that much can't be
all-inclusively all included.

That's f*cking crazy.

Look, man, that's why
the f*ck I came, right?

Oh, my f*ck!

No, I'm just f*cking with you.
Put it on my tab.

Yeah, okay.

You're going to
pay for all this?

I'mma pay for it, baby. Man!

I pay like I weigh.
You understand me?

We're going to have
some fun tonight, Rick.

Don't you worry about
a m*therf*cking thing.

f*ck, we'll give you
whatever you want.

What kind of fun are you guys
going to be getting into?

Some real, grown,
groovy, shooby-dooby,

after the movie,
Shaggy and Scooby,

snooby-dooby fun.

I like movies.
Yeah, baby.

Yeah, we could put on
Coalminer's Daughter And Son.

Oh-h... Yeah, let you
watch some of that.

What y'all gonna do about
that baby in the back?

Anybody gonna
get little Moe?

Oh, yeah!

You should
go... go see.

You want me to
deal with Moe?

Go see the... You know, you're
so good with him and...

Yeah, go ahead
and check him out.

So, Snoop, do you like...
do you like this?

Do you want this? I like it...
Yeah, I really want... Yes.

Do you want me to
give that to you?

Yes, I like the
way you hold that.

Leslie!

It's me, Jim Lahey!

What can I do
for you, Jim?

How's that tent
working out?

Leslie, I'm in the middle
of a battle right now.

I could really use
your help, buddy.

Jesus Christ, Jim,
you're drunk.

It smells like
single malt scotch.

Oh, good call. You're right.
But I'm not drunk.

I have a machine... I've
got a little machine...

I'm sorry, Jim, but I do
need you off the premises.

I have customers here.

Jim, you have a
horrible disease.

And I wish that
I could help you

but unfortunately I'm still
struggling with my own demons.

Leslie, what kind of soldier
doesn't answer the call of duty?

You're a g*dd*mn
w*r hero!

I was no w*r hero, Jim. I
was a private and a medic.

You're a doctor? Goddammit,
Jim, I'm no doctor!

I was a nurse.
And a drunk.

Now please... leave.

Go home.
Get sober!

Suit yourself,
nurse.

Nurse Batshit!

Nursey Nursey
Batshit!

Randy!
Randy!

Oh my gosh! It's
the gutappotamus

in his natural
flabitat!

Frig off! Bubbles, what
the frig's going on?

Hey, man, please take
a picture of this.

Just relax, Randy.
Oh, my gosh,

oh my gosh, it's bigger than I
thought it was in real life

and it's super,
super greasy!

Oh, my gosh!
Don't... Here,

Don't touch me! You've got
to punch in your code.

Just because you're on
"The Price Is Right"

doesn't mean
you can be a d*ck.

Right. Well, I am Drew
f*cking Carey, after all!

Hey!
And guess what?

Randy, you're the
next contestant on:

"The Pants
Are Too Tight!"

Yeah! Get the frig out
of here, Bubbles.

This is bullshit.
Frig off!

Well, we're done anyway.
Okay, thank you.

Is there a restaurant
up in here?

I've got to get
something to eat!

Put some of these
in your hand.

Ohh, these gummies
should tide me over.

Yes sir. Until I can get
a steak or some sh*t.

So, Snoop, what's
your game, man?

I can set you up at
any table you want.

Uh, I think I'mma spin a few
blunts and roll my dice

with some of them
b*tches over there, man.

Ay, Snoopy Snoop?

This here my boy
Flurry, hah!

He an MC too just like
us, y'know I mean?

Go ahead, boy, spit
some sh*t for that man.

No, Dad...

Come on, mafk,
don't be a mafk.

Bitch.

What you got
there, li'l man?

"Charlotte's Web."

I got a book report
due tomorrow.

Wilbur and sh*t?
That pig was dope.

You down with
Charlotte's Web?

Charlotte's Web
Catches things.

Just like flies
Look out.

Here comes
the Charlotte web.

Yeah, that's pretty tight.
That's tight.

You want to hear me?
Let me see. Okay.

I rap like a beast
Can you feel the heat.

When I do my math I
never like to cheat Uh.

Yeah, that was dope.
That was fly. I can dig that.

Y'all two want to
hear me right quick?

No.

N'aight.

Uh... we gonn' bust.

Yeah, do that.
Sayin'?

We gonn' bust Just the two
of us Get on the bus...

A'ight then,
we out.

Finding the right amount
of sativa and indica

and vitamins and liquor...

I mean, hasn't been easy but...

I got a feeling this is going
to be the f*cking one.

It's looking pretty
f*cking tasty.

Hey, Dad.
Hey, sweetie.

I think I finally got the
formula perfectioned.

That's awesome.

Uh, what happened to all
the weed in the store?

We sold it. Really?
That's amazing!

Yeah, I know. So we
got the money back?

We can finally get
you a wedding dress.

Hang your f*cking
horses, Jacob.

We don't have the money yet.
It's on credit.

We're going
to have it soon.

As soon as we have
it, I promise you,

you're going to have the biggest,
bestest, sparkliest dress

in the whole
of the world.

Come on, Trin,
don't look like that.

When have I ever
let you down?

Well... lately?

Dad, we're getting
married in a few weeks.

I can't get married if I
don't have a wedding dress.

I know.

Seriously!
Trin...

Sorry, Trin,
it's not my fault!

f*cking...

That's a f*cking...

Here, let me get
that cocksucker.

Drag that whore in!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, look at that.
What do you think?

That's a f*cking...
that's a series.

What's it worth,
do you think?

Well, I mean... Wheels and
bearings are still good.

It hasn't been in there long
'cause there's no rust.

Yeah. Still got the
f*cking flapper on it.

That's...
that's bucks.

bucks!
Oh, sh*t!

I thought today was going
to be a sh*t-show, you know,

and Tom said he wanted
to go hauling carts.

I thought oh, yeah, I'll be
f*cking babysitting him.

You know, fancy guy
from Hollywood.

Then it starts
raining horse cocks

and I mean, normally I'd
pack it in 'cause, you know,

it gets dangerous, you could
get blasted with lightning.

But he was a trooper.
He wanted to stay out

and the next thing you know,
he throws out the claw

and he gets a f*cking
series.

Perfect condition.
He's a f*cking natural.

This is
a perfect day!

Look at the weather,
it's perfectly shitty!

It's exactly like
I dreamed it!

Come on, load it up!
Load it up!

Yeah, load 'er up.
All right!


You're all cranked up
on something, are you?

Let's go buy some
cocks of pepperoni!

Look at that.
She's not a bad one.

Beautiful!

Do you need help
unloading it?

Oh, no. I can deal
with that dirty bitch.

Okay. Well, it's been a
perfect day, hasn't it?

It is perfect.
Perfect!

All right!

Julian! Get the
f*ck over here!

You too, Bubbles!

I'm serious,
you f*cking dicks!

Get the f*ck over here now!

What is going on,
Ricky? Are you okay?

No, I'm not f*cking okay!

What's up, man?
I'm kind of busy.

Oh, you're busy,
are you?

My daughter's
in there, really upset

over this f*cking
wedding money bullshit

and I don't blame her. Lucy's
losing her f*cking mind.

Says if I don't
have $ , cash,

can't get back in
the f*cking trailer.

So you'd better find it
right the f*ck now! Rick...

Don't f*cking
"Ricky" me!

You guys promised me!
Even you, Bubbles!

And you f*cked me!
Listen, Rick.

Snoop and Doug are up
there gambling right now.

They've got wads of
cash on the table.

You're going to get your
f*cking money tonight, man.

I promise you.
See, Ricky?

All right. I'm f*cking
trusting you guys.

Julian...

You've got to be
f*cking kidding me.

Good luck dealing with
this sh*t, Julian.

What the f*ck
do you want?

Oh, hello to you too!
Uh, I just stopped by

to make sure that you
weren't destroying my park

before I get it
back, Julian.

Randy, what the f*ck?
I told them

they weren't allowed
in the park, Julian,

but this bitch almost ran me over.
Hey, hey!

What did you
just call me?

Whatever the frig I want to call you.
Pffft!

I'm sick of getting pushed
around by you three b*tches!

'Kay, Randy, what you
going to do about it?

Do you want a f*cking
piece of this?

Well, maybe I do.

No, he doesn't.

Come on, calm down,
you guys.

Randy, you don't got
to take your pants off.

Fight, Candy!

Come on! You want
some of this?

Do you want some?

This place is a
motherfuckin' trip!

Hey, y'all, we takin' bets!
Yeah!

Randy versus... What's
your name, baby?

Candy.

Okay, Candy.
I got on candy.

I got on Candy.

Who's got money on Randy?

Holy sh*t,

the f*cking
rumours are true!

Fire up that camera!

Who's got money
on Randy? Come on!

I'm Steve Rogers here at
the Sunnyvale trailer park

where one of the
biggest music icons

in the industry is here...
No, no, no...

Hey, put the
camera down!

Steve, what the f*ck?
This is private property.

Oh, my God!
Come on, Julian...

It's that Channel
news d*ck!

You're the one who
gave everybody crabs!

How are you doin', buddy!
Thanks a lot.

Come on, Julian!

Snoop. Snoop. Snoop... Steve.

No, no, no...
Look, I'm a huge fan.

You wouldn't mind answering a
couple of questions, would you?

For Channel ... Get
the f*ck off my property!

Our viewers... they'd
f*cking lose their minds.

Just a short interview. I
love giving interviews

to small guys
like yourself.

Y'all actually give a f*ck.
Let's go. Let's get it.

Ah, it's great.

Steve Rogers here
at Sunnyvale trailer park

with internationally-acclaimed
recording artist, Snoop.

Snoop, how are you
enjoying your time here?

Are these people
treating you well?

Say, man, this is
one of the best places

in the m*therf*cking
world, man.

Disneyland ain't got sh*t
on this place here, man.

Personally,
if I could move here

and buy this place... sh*t!

I would.

Hey! I would too, man!
We love it here!

We'd like to film
"Soul Plane " here.

Let's get it started.
Yes, sir!

Will you guys
break it up!

- You go, girl!
- Get off him!

Julian!
Lucy! Lucy!

Where in the...
Get f*cking off me!

Julian, where the f*ck is
the wedding money, huh?

You're going to have it tonight, Lucy.
Oh, yeah?

You think that just because you've
been running here for so long,

you think you can just
walk over f*cking me!

Hey-hey-hey...
No!

Ricky, would you
control her?

- He can't control me!
- Well, it's your f*ck-up.

Not my problem, is it? What the
f*ck are you talking about?

You said you'd
have the money,

it wasn't yours to take.

You're going to have the
f*cking money tonight, I said!

I've answered all
your questions, Steve.

Now you going to
give me some space.

Hey Julian, I thought you said this
place was gated and sh*t, man.

Steve, I told you
guys to leave. Leave!

Get out of here!

Must be f*cking proud of yourself, huh?
You f*cking home-wrecker!

What the f*ck
was I thinking?

f*ck all of you!

Okay, enough, Lucy!
I'm f*cking sorry!

I trusted Julian
and Bubbles

and realize that was
a big f*cking mistake.

They f*cked me like a pack of
dogs trying to f*ck a horse!

- You know what?
- f*ck it.

I'll go rob a place right
now and make this right.

By myself,
right, dicks?

Ricky, man, come on. No, Julian!
f*ck off!

What kind of a friend

borrows his best friend's
daughter's wedding money

and doesn't f*cking
pay it back?

Piece of f*cking
sh*t friends!

You know what? You hang
out with these guys,

so you are a f*cking
piece of sh*t!

She can't even buy a f*cking
wedding dress, man.

You know what?
We're done.

f*ck yourself.
And you too, Bubbs!

I don't need this
f*cking bullshit!

- Come on.
- Lucy,

if I don't
go to jail,

I'll be back with your
money in a half an hour.

Thanks, boys!
Thanks a lot!

Rick, Rick, Rick, man!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Did I hear
that right?

You borrowed Trinity's wedding
money and you didn't pay it back?

Yeah. They f*cked our friendship
forever over f*cking money!

That's real, real nice, guys!
Wait!

How much money are
we talking about?

A lot. $ , .

It only costs $ , for a
f*cking wedding in this town?

Are you sh1tting me?

I have literally spent millions
of dollars on weddings.

Oh, my God, we can't let $ ,
ruin what you guys have!

Seriously?
Seriously.

I'm having
a great time!

I should be a
part of the wedding!

You are a good
f*cking guy.

Oh, thanks, buddy.
That means a lot.

Not like
you two dicks!

Okay...
Thank you so much.

I don't even know...
Oh, you bet.

Okay... All right. I'm sorry.
Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. Ricky,

you're a g*dd*mn
lucky man.

I know I am.

Randy, you f*cking
bitch! Tap out!

Finish this
m*therf*cker off, Candy.

All right,
break it up,

break it up,
you guys!

Randy, tap out!

Tap out, Randy!

Randy, you're fighting a woman!
Tap out!

- Kick his ass!
- Choke his ass out!

Tap out!

Yeah, choke
his ass out.

This m*therf*cker's
over, man.

Pay up, man.
Y'all pay up.

Randy, that
was pathetic!

Nice to meet
you, though.

My girl Candy
b*at your ass!

He got b*at up
by a girl.

All right,
Steve, Barb,

get the f*ck out
of my trailer park!

Roc-pile, escort these
m*therf*ckers out of here.

Relax, Julian.
We're leaving.

What?

Did she break
your arm, Randy?

No, it's all
right, Bubbs.

Oh, sh*t, Randy, you got a woody?
Whoa-ho-ho!

Hey, Randy, you're going to
need a lot more wood than that

for a woman
of that size!

I speak from
experience.

What's in your sack, Randy?
Put your balls away!

Yeah! Yeah!

What are we going
to do now, Snoop?

Let's go get drunk!

Yeah!

. .
We're getting there!

There's no turning back now

'cause I'm invoking the
Liquor Measures Act of ,

signed by Dwight D. Eisenhower
and Jack Daniels.

We're taking this
up a notch

to . .

Got her, bud!

Hey, Leslie!

Leslie, bud! You'll never
guess what happened!

Big news, bud!

What is it, Jim?

I'm back on
the liquor.

And soon you
will be too, bud!

Not a chance, Jim.
I'm not drinking that.

Oh, yeah?
Guess what.

You f*cking
well are.

Drink.

God help us all.

Man, what's up with Randy
walking around this mothafucka

half-naked with
his shirt off?

He's allergic
to fabric, man.

What? Fabric allergic,
what, from the stomach up?

What about the waist down?

It's just... his
stomach and sh*t, man.

Every time he puts
his shirt on,

he breaks out this crazy
f*cking red rash, man.

It's insane, man.

So, yeah, man, like, you were
talking to that news guy.

You said something
about, you know,

you'd buy Sunnyvale,
if you could.

Was that for real?
It was,

but I just don't invest in
small bars or restaurants.

It's too much
of a risk for me.

Think Tom and Doug
could be interested?

They just might be. Let me...
Let me see what I can do.

See if I can holler
at them and, uh...

You get that paperwork together
and we'll see what it do.

So you want to?
You want to...

Exactly. You want to get the...
Yeah?

All right. I'll talk to
my f*cking lawyer, man.

Right f*cking on!
Let's celebrate.

Here's one for you.

And one for me.

It's f*cking awesome.

Here's to Munnyvale.

Here's to Munnyvale.

Up in smoke we go.

f*ck! f*ck! f*ck off! f*ck!...

f*ck off! Jesus Christ!

f*ck.

f*ck off.
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