02x20 - Sunset Division

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Jolene.
You know what?

Let's just talk about this.

Jolene, uh, stop.

Oh!

Come on!

Come on, now, Jolene.

Jolene, don't.

Listen...
Oh!

Please!

Don't be stupid...

Oh!

Please...

I just want to ask you
a couple questions.

Jolene. Jolene, calm down.

Jolene!

Jolene!

Please don't do that.

Jolene, stop!

I took a shortcut.

That's great.

And look at it this way.

Now you'll have a really cool scar
to show your grandkids.

You can say, "Hey, this one's from
the time I got a b*at up by a girl."

I don't hit girls, first of all.

Second of all, she knew karate.

Jordan, I am going hunting.

Wow, revenge.
There's a side I haven't seen.

No, I'm going hunting with my brother
back home in Kewaunee.

He tries to talk me
into it every year.

Quail season.

Oh, didn't know
you had a brother.

I have a brother.

Uh, when you comin' back?

I'm gonna be on the DL
for two weeks.

Two weeks?

I am so past due for a break, especially
since I hooked my sorry ass up with you.

Oh, so it's all my fault.

Since we've met, I had to sh**t
that guy off the rooftop,

we had to dig up those decomposed bodies
from under the floorboards,

that house blew up, and now I've been
hit in the face with a trash can.

Who gets hit in the face
with a trash can?

I'm not Wile E. Coyote here.

You're gonna miss me, aren'tcha?

Yeah.

Kawaunee, Wisconsin

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa,
hold fire, hold fire!

You k*lled a bush,
you k*lled a bush!

But you weren't even trying.

I have moral issues
sh**ting live animals.

I don't care if
it "wabbit" hunting season.

Oh, but you sh**t people.

I sh**t bad people.

Well, there's bad wabbit.

So who's the girl?

What girl?

Woodrow, you haven't taken two weeks off
since your paper route.

It's called a leave of absence, (Calvin.)

(Something you wouldn't understand)
because you've never had a job.

Some chick's not buying
the whole Boy Scout routine,

so you're giving her a chance
to cool her jets.

Her name is Jordan.

That's a boy's name.

She's not a boy,
though that'd explain a lot.

She's a medical examiner.

Like Quincy.

Yeah, Cal.
Just like Quincy.

So she's smarter than you.

That's not saying much.

Woody, Woody.

How many times have I gotta
warn you about this.

You can't keep gettin' involved
with girls that are... / Stop.

I'm not gonna take any love advice
from a guy who still sleeps in a bunk bed.

I'll offer you my advice
as payback for what I owe you.

Cal,

it'd take you fifty years
to pay back what you owe me.

You saying I'm not gonna
make good on it?

I didn't say that.

Yeah, you did.

No, I didn't.

You did, too.

I did not.

You did, too.

Did not!

No, you...
Oh, yeah, come here.

Oh, yeah, you like that?

You like that?

Huh?

Who's your daddy?!
Who's your daddy!

Oh, yeah!

Hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up.

What's that noise?

Quail.

Agh!

What the hell was that?

It's Sheriff Cody.

Does it make sense that a man
like Dean Cody d*ed like he did?

Of course not.

But we keep faith.
Kewaunee Veteran Memorial Park

There's always a reason.

Least that's what
the Good Book says,

I guess that's it.

There's nothing eloquent
to say, really.

Lord knows the Sheriff'd b*at me silly
if I quoted scripture.

So I'll just quote him instead.

"Ashes to ashes,

dust to dust,

I'll eat the sandwich,

just cut off the crust."

Amen.

Thank you, everyone.

Go in peace.

Where you been?

Asking around.

Thank you, Cal.

Annie.

Gimme a minute.

Hey, Annie.

Woody.

How's Carl?

He's fine.

He would have come, 'cept they got him
hauling citrus down in Texas this month.

Besides, Dad never
liked him anyway.

Sure it had nothing
to do with Carl.

Nice of you to say.

How's Boston?

It's good, it's great.

Boston's good.

You find what you were
looking for out there?

I'm gonna find out
who k*lled him, Annie.

And I'm gonna make them
answer for it.

You do that, Woody.

Guess she hasn't
gotten over it yet.

It was a misunderstanding.

Maybe somebody ought to
tell her that.

I'm going out to Los Angeles.

What?

Why?

I spoke to the guy in the tower
at the airstrip.

He said it was a private jet
that we saw fly over.

Its flight plan was
set for Los Angeles.

The only passenger listed was
some guy named Mister Rogers.

Like the kiddie show.

Yeah. But something tells me
it's not the same guy.

The jet is owned by some
dot-com company in Santa Monica.

I called them,
but they gave me the runaround.

So did the LAPD.

So you're going
all the way out to L.A.

Try not to get yourself
b*at up by any girls.

I'll do that.

TrinityBoys.com

Hey there, buddy, how are ya?

Is this your dog?

Benji?

Oh, he's supposed to be the guard dog,
but all he does is eat and sleep.

Yeah, you're a tough guy,
aren'tcha?

Oh, can I help you?

Yes.

Um, I was wondering if I could talk to
the person in charge of the corporate jet.

Well, Boston?

Oh, you know,
this is L.A., right?

Yes.
Yeah, I do.

Oh, so can I take a message?

Yeah, that'd be great.
But you know what?

First, I'm just gonna mosey
on back there

and see if I can find the person
in charge of the corporate jet.

Yeah, hi.
You're not supposed to be back here.

Let me guess.
You guys are remodeling.

No, I'm just a temp.

They told us to pretend like
we're busy if someone comes in.

They?
Who's they?

There's three of them.

I can't remember their names.
Oh, but they pay us in cash.

Uh, where would I find them?

Well, they like to hang out
at their club after dark.

Their club?

Yeah, Bar Bar.

It's on the Strip.

Bar Bar, like the elephant.

Like the what?

- I'll take it now.
- Thanks.

Hey, uh,

keep it up front
and don't scratch it.

It's a rental and
I didn't get the insurance.

Thanks.

Hi.

Cool if I come in?

Yeah, if you're on the list.

What if I told you
I was here on business?

I'd probably tell you that even if
that didn't say "Boston,"

you're still not
on the list, Freckles.

What is with this town
and the badge rating.

I'm a cop.
Doesn't that mean anything?

Sure, it does.
In Boston.

- Tyler.
- Hey, you, uh...

- How are you, sweetie?
- I'm excellent.

- Good to see you.
- Girls.

Come in, come in.
Ladies, please...

- Thank you.
- Looking good, Tyler.

- You, too, baby doll.
- Nice seeing you again.

Tyler! Tyler!
Tyler, it's me, Woody.

Ty... Tyler, don't act like
you don't remember me.

Tyler.

Tyler, Woody.

- Woody!
- Yeah!

- It's a Woody.
- Yes.

- Baby, you're comin' with me.
- Th... thank you, Tyler...

- Yeah, come on in...
- How are you?

Hi, how are you?

Pretty good.
What can I get for you, baby?

I would love to buy the owners
over there something to drink,

thank them for their hospitality.

Maybe a bottle of the bubbly.

They like Cristal.

Great.

Here is a hungie.

Keep the change.

Um, alright. Uh,

you guys take debit cards?

What's up, guys?

Girls, make room for
our new best friend.

Thank you, guys, thank you.

Oh, no, thank you.

We've owned this club
for three months.

This is the first time anybody
ever bought us a drink.

Hey, I'm Kyle.

This is Richard and Lester.

Hey, what's goin' on?
How are ya?

I'm Woody.

Woody.

Are you serious?

Uh, it's short for Woodrow.

My... my parents had this thing where
they named their children after presidents.

My brother's name is Calvin.

Least you didn't get
stuck with Millard.

So where you from, Wood?

I'm from Kewaunee.
Kewaunee, Wisconsin.

Wisconsin, huh?

You guys ever been up there?

Nah, too cold, man.

That is so funny, because your jet
was just there two days ago.

You know anything about the jet
going up to Wisconsin, guys?

Nah, if it went, it wasn't for us.

You know what, Ky... Kyle?

I think I should be
talking to the guy in charge.

This is a partnership, man.

We're all in charge.

No, you're not.

What makes you think
I'm the one calling the sh*ts?

'Cause you're the only one that
didn't flinch when I said "Wisconsin."

Are you a cop, Woody?

Not today.

Well, do we have a problem,
because if we do,

I sure hope we can work it out.

Someone threw a man...

someone threw a very good man
out of your jet.

Now, I don't know why,

but I think that you do.

And if I'm right, then yes,
we have a big problem.

I'm really sorry to
hear that, Woody.

Seriously, I am.

Okay, Freckles. We can either do this
the easy way or the hard way.

What's it gonna be?

Hey, hey.

Get off me.

Why are you cuffing me?
Why are you cuffing me?

Oh.

Oh.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

What were you doing at Bar Bar?

Well, so much for small talk.

Okay.

How about that weather
we're having?

Now, what were you
doing at Bar Bar?

I like what you've done
with this interrogation...

You gonna answer my question?

No mirrors, and the maroon,
it's a very nice touch.

Maroon makes
suspects uncomfortable.

Does it?

It does.

You know what I think?

I sure hope not.

I think you make
suspects uncomfortable.

Thank you.

I think maroon is
actually rather festive.

So you guys are gonna be DEA?

CIA?

Fashion police.

Uh, I'm sorry.
That... that's so rude of me.

I'm... I'm Woody.
Woody Hoyt.

I didn't catch your name.

I didn't throw it.

What were you doing at Bar Bar?

Don't I get Miranda?

You're a cop.
You know your rights.

Now, if you know I'm a cop,
why am I still on these cuffs?

You sure you're a cop?

You don't look like a cop.

I don't?

No.

It's that...

smirk.

Oh, this smirk.

Yeah.

It's actually... it's not the smirk,
it's... it's the dimples.

The dimples get me in trouble,
because everyone thinks I'm all cutesy.

But I warn you,

I grow on people.

Watch yourself.

Tell me somethin', Woody.

How did you ever get your shield?

I test well.

You're not gonna hit me in the face
with a phone book, are you?

Maybe just the Yellow Pages.

Easy, O.
We're on the same team here.

I am very sorry about the lockup,
Detective Hoyt.

We just had to clear
with you with Boston.

Oh, look who it is.

It's the good cop.

Meredith Stackhouse.
Call me Merry.

Everyone does, including Owens here,

who to the best of my knowledge,
doesn't even have a first name.

So, Detective, you want to tell us
what you were doing at Bar Bar.

The sheriff from my hometown was
thrown from a private jet.

The guys who own Bar Bar
own that private jet.

Air traffic told me some guy named
Mister Rogers was the only passenger.

I would like to talk
to Mister Rogers.

And you couldn't tell me that?

It's called tact, O.

Look into it.

Now, if you guys are running some
kind of op, I could probably...

You can get on the first plane
back to Boston,

and Merry can escort you
there personally.

Do you think
I could get my g*n back?

No.

You get to know a partner
after a year and a half.

Owens isn't that bad.

Just ambitious.

Wouldn't be surprised if
he's governor someday.

Gotta love L.A.
Everybody dreams big.

How about you?

I have an outstanding commitment
that keeps my ambition in check.

His name is Michael.
He's six and a half.

So what's this really about?

You come three thousand miles
to chase a m*rder*r.

I made someone a promise.

Someone?

A girl I used to know.

So what'd you do, dump her?

It was a misunderstanding.

Take it from me,

you're never gonna make it up
to her.

What's done is done.

That's a cheery world view.

Personal experience is all.

I'd like to think that
everybody's got a second chance

to set things straight.

Oh, so you're that glass half full guy
everyone's been talking about.

I worked as deputy for her father.

When Annie and I started
talking about marriage,

I decided I'd ask
the Sheriff's permission first.

Well, that's a no brainer,
Boy Scout like you.

He said that no daughter of his
would ever marry a cop,

that she was too good for that.

I didn't have the heart to tell her.

Two weeks later,
I was on a plane for Boston.

Duty's an overrated virtue.

That's not what they taught us
at the Boy Scouts.

I gotta see a man about a fish.

What if I'm gone
when you get back?

If everything said is true,
you won't be.

I want everything right now!
I want it all!

Gimme the money!

Gimme the money now!

Damn.

I'll take you out right now!

You stay here and watch my fish.

Freeze! Police!
Everybody down...

No, stop!

Come here.

Crazy man.
Gimme the cuffs.

Ooh, crazy.

You're hit.

Aw, crap.

Somebody call nine-one-one!

It's okay.
Just breathe.

I'll uh, go with you
to the hospital.

I want you out of this town
in two hours.

Come on, guys.
Get her outa here.

Alright, buddy, here you go.
Chow time.

Enjoy.

Here you go.

Los Angeles International Airport

Yeah, this is Cavanaugh.

Jordan, it's Woody.

Couldn't you have waited 'til
you got out of the bathroom, Woody?

[font color=BFEFFF] I'm in the airport.

I'm in L.A.

You're what?

I'm in L.A.

- Well, why?
- Why what?

Why are you in L.A.?

I'm working a homicide.
Listen, Jordan, I need some help.

Aren't you supposed to
be on vacation?

I need you to set me up
with somebody.

I'm sure there's a few numbers there
on the wall if you're really that hard up.

Jordan, come on.
Stop goofing around.

I know you spent
a few years out here.

You definitely worked
with some cops.

I got zero connections here.

Are you in some kind of trouble?

Jordan,

give me a name, please.

Fine. Uh,
there's a guy named Hector Chirullo.

We had some issues, but I'm sure
he's gotten over that by now.

Great, you're hooking me up with
your angry Latino ex-boyfriend.

Trust me, there's been a few.

Uh, last I heard,
he had his own PI firm.

And if anybody's got his ear
to the ground, it's him.

Do you want an orange, sir?

Uh, no,
Thank you, sir.

Uh, where is
another Benito's Taco Shack?

You Hoyt?

Hector Chirullo. You want to sit down
before you blow my cover?

Oh, sorry, man.

I was expecting someone...

Less fat?

It never stops, man!

Hey, man, I d...
I don't think you're fat at all.

I'm... I'm just...
Cover?

You on a job?

See Baldy over there?

His wife hired me to prove
he's bangin' the nanny.

He's bangin' the nanny.

How do you know Cavanaugh?

Oh, uh,
I'm a cop back in Boston.

She's a medical examiner,
so we liaised on a few cases...

Oh, boy.

She got you, too, huh?

Let me guess.

She uh, used you for sex and
decided she had commitment issues.

We talking about the same Jordan?

We're back on the fat thing, huh?

Oh, mother!

Let me tell you somethin'.

You should have seen me before
she chewed me up and spat me out.

It starts with
one chili cheeseburger, my friend,

then you just don't want to
get up out of bed

and wash your own smelly body,
'cause it hurts so bad.

What's up with the goldfish?

Oh, uh, it's uh, nothin'.

Listen, man,
I don't want to seem rude...

Yeah-yeah-yeah,
I'm over her anyways.

Glad to see you're healed.

The Trinity Boys.

The dot-com went bankrupt
about eighteen months ago,

but their luck's changed since.

They bought two businesses,
turned 'em into cash cows.

Club called uh,
Bar Bar on the Strip.

Yeah, I've had the pleasure.

And a ferret farm in...

Kewaunee.

They're both fronts.
I can smell it.

Fronts for what?

Dirty money.

Laundering operations.

Question is, where are they gettin'
the money that they're washing,

and if they're not keeping it
in the company books,

then where are they keeping it?

Okay, I'm gonna have to go
revisit their offices.

Don't bother, bro.

Place is secure.

Sign out front says
patrolled by guard dogs.

Ah, nah, I met that dog.

He and I are like peas and carrots.

Peas and carrots?

Yeah, uh, we're pals.

I... I let him lick my hand
when I met him,

and once a dog gets your scent,

he's your pooch for life.

Hey, little buddy.

There, you remember me?

I'm your buddy from the hallway.
Yeah.

You remember me.

Yeah, you do.

Just be cool.

Benji, Benji.

Just be cool, Benji.

Benji. Benji.

Sunset Precinct, West Hollywood

Hi.

I'd like to see Detective Owens.

Do you have an appointment?

(An appointment?)
This is a police precinct.

How did you find us, exactly?

Why shouldn't
I be able to find you?

This is a police precinct.

You keep saying that.

But it's not gonna get you
an appointment.

Alright, maybe this'll help.

Hey, Detective Owens.

How's Stackhouse?

Just got out of surgery.
It's touch and go.

I'm sure she'll be fine.

Where'd you get the money, Hoyt?

I would love to tell you that,
but I'm gonna need some answers.

Ma'am,

hold my fish?

You want answers,

ask me a question.

What do you know
about Mister Rogers?

Only that he does odd jobs
for Trinity.

Yeah, odd jobs like m*rder.

Um, can I have uh,
one more question?

I'm waiting.

Who are you guys?

After Rodney and O.J.,
the city needed to cover its ass.

When something heavy goes down,
the cops they call in... need to be heavy.

You work here, you have a Masters.

Criminology, Media Relations, History.

If it involves power,
fame or money, we get the call.

That guy in the yellow tie,

right now he's
taking down some chester

who decided to make his trip
on the four-O-five newsworthy.

Five minutes ago,
nine-one-one got a b*mb thr*at.

Because the target in this case is
a little bit more visible,

we're the ones that make sure
it stays off of CNN.

Surfer boy over there,
right now he's on damage control.

We hand off an exclusive
on a dead hooker

in the pool of some
has been TV star,

then we control the media
instead of the other way around.

We are highly favored
and heavily funded.

We'll be the first ones there
and the last ones to leave.

We are everywhere and nowhere.

Sweet.

Meet Felix Tate.

Tate, Detective Hoyt, Boston PD.

Hi, how are ya?

Worst night I ever spent,
I spent in Boston.

Terrible town, terrible people.

Uh, I'm actually from Wisconsin.
I'm just a cop in Boston...

Easy, Beantown.
I didn't ask for your life story.

Don't take it personally.

So tell me about the cash.

Once upon a time,
'ninety-five, actually,

the Feds decided that
hundred dollar bills

were too easy to counterfeit,
so they changed it up.

Huzzah, success.

Seven years later,

two hundred billion in new hundreds
are now in circulation.

Thank the Lord they're
totally uncounterfeitable.

You are being sarcastic, right?

Right.

Uncounterfeitable feature
Number one.

Color shifting ink.

You hold the bill one way,
it's black.

Another way,
it's green.

Number two, tiny fibers.

Sweet.

Red and blue.
You can't print 'em.

Number three.

Embedded security thread.

Glows when exposed to UV.

That thread is
the last line of defense.

You would need hyper-advanced software
to ever approach duping it.

So that's where they messed up.

Oh, no.

Security thread's there.

Then it's the fibers.

Oh, it's got the fibers.

So you're saying
it's not counterfeit?

Right.

Then why are you
wasting our time?

Because... these guys have done
the unthinkable.

They've printed a genuine
USDA hundred dollar bill.

Uh, it's perfect.

Well, how do you know
it's not real?

See the clock on the top of
the Federal Building?

It's supposed to read four-ten.

It's five minutes fast.

I don't get it.

If they can make an exact bill,

why did they get one tiny detail
like this wrong?

What's a Picasso
without the signature?

Name's Ryan Jeter.

That's what twenty million bucks
looks like these days.

Well, he's definitely not spending
his money on his wardrobe.

Golly, you're funny.

Did I do something to offend you?

Jeter's the head software developer
at Trinity.

We've had him in here three times.

Lay off, man.
I told you everything.

Then we're simply gonna have to
dig a little deeper.

Sixty million in venture capital,
where did it go?

For the twelfth time,
they spent it.

Wrong answer!

I'm gonna tell you what they did.

- Look at Owens.
- They kept it...

Tough guy.

- So good.
- Please.

With the jacket and the watch.

It's a perfect tactic.

So corny.

Then they bought out
the ferret farm in Wisconsin

so they could print the damn thing.

Then they sent the funny money to
your busted ass dot-com in Venice.

Then they laundered it
at their bar on the Strip.

Huh?
Can I get a confirmation on that?

How about a simple nod?

Going in for the k*ll.

How about a Amen?

I don't know
what you're talking about.

You don't know
what I'm talking about?

I think maybe you need to sit down here
and remember the answer to this question.

This kid, look at his eyes.
He wants to talk.

He feels guilty.
He wants to come clean, you see?

All's I see is a guy
about to make in his pants.

No, this is not right.

This is not gonna
make this kid talk.

Like you could make him talk.

I bet you a dollar
I can make him talk.

You're on.

What?

Beantown says that he can do
a better job than you.

What do you say
we give him a sh*t?

So then I moved to Boston.

I really like Boston.

A little cold.

Sox never win.

I miss my family.

You have any family?

My mom and my sister.

Huh.

And they live here in L.A.?

Tempe.

My mom's a teacher there.

Oh, that's great.
She's a teacher.

That's terrific.
I love that.

That's nice.

You must take good care of her.

Yeah, I bought her a house
last year.

Hoo.

Got a big swimming pool
in the back and everything.

Hoho! No, you didn't.

A house, a swimming pool.

Bet you bought her a barbecue, too.

Yeah, you did.

We barbecuin' now.
That's what we doin'

That is terrific.
You know what?

I want to call up your mom.

What is her number?

What?

I'm gonna call your mom.
What's her phone number?

- Come on, gimme her number.
- What for?

I want to tell her how proud
she should be of her baby boy.

Makin' millions of dollars,
buyin' houses for her, barbecues, pools.

Come on, what's her number?

I thought the bills were
just a prank, okay?

He pulled the mommy card.

You willing to testify?

It's too late.

It's exit strategy time, man.

Richard knows these Nazis are onto him,
so he scrapped the last batch of cash.

He already sold the software to
the highest bidder for a cool half a bil.

The exchange is tonight.

Where?

Listening party.

The new Ozomatli.
It's at Bar Bar.

There's lots of people.

Easy cover for a pass.

Once the software's off their hands,
the trail's cold.

They're free and clear.

Who's the buyer?

All I know is he's Asian.

So?

Well, you're not
gonna call her, right?

Oh, hey, I'm pretty sure
you owe me a dollar.

Oh, yeah.

Say, do you have
change for a hundred?

Um, Owens, I was kinda
hoping maybe I could

hang around and observe you guys
take down the Trinity Boys.

Oh, okay, I get it.
You're uh, you're mad at me.

And why would be mad at you?

Because I got Jeter to talk
and you did not.

Guess I need to practice my smirk.

It's working, you know.

What's working?

I'm growing on you.
But you're resisting it.

It's okay to like me, Owens.

A lot of people do.

Thanks for your permission.

Hey, man, she's gonna be okay.

Do you know what I went through
to pull off this assignment,

to this division?

You don't just come walkin' in here,
become one of us.

You earn it.

And you got the stones to sit there
at that desk like you're...

Go back to Boston, Hoyt.

You don't belong here.

Woody, right?

Thought we could talk.

Open up your jacket.

You think I'm carrying?

Come on, man.
This isn't "Nash Bridges."

Let's go for a walk.

Look, I apologize for
what happened to Sheriff Cody, I do.

Apparently, he started
asking some questions.

If I'd been there to handle it, I could
have straightened the whole thing out.

But unfortunately, certain people that work
for me don't exactly think things through.

Mister Rogers happens to be
one of those people.

What happened was wrong,

but I can make it right.

Oh, yeah?
How you gonna do that?

I can give him to you.

Mister Rogers,
I can put him right in your lap.

What do you want from me?

My friend Jeter just spent
two hours in interrogation.

I have a pretty good feeling you know
whether or not he gave us up.

You want me to rat out
the Sunset Division.

Woody, they don't care about you.

All they care about are headlines,
and that's bringin' us down,

not some hired goon.

I'm still a cop.

You're not here to be a cop.

You're here for payback.

Oh, yeah?
How do you know that?

You were in love with
the Sheriff's daughter, right?

Annie?

What, do you think you can
come barreling into my club,

I'm not gonna have
you checked out.

But you blew it.

You broke her heart and
you've never forgiven yourself.

Don't you see?
Fate has brought us together, Woody.

Through this...

mistake,

you've got a chance
to make it up to her,

a chance to do the right thing.

That's my offer to you.

Your end of the bargain
is real simple.

You just got to tell me,

what do they know?

Keep your eyes open.

Any minute now.

Run it against Interpol facial recog.

If there's a buyer there,
they'll have a sheet on him.

Oh, yeah? What happened to
your pal from Wisconsin.

He seemed relatively
bright for a hick.

Just run the faces, Felix.

I'm running.

Our man from Japan, Hideki Getsu.

Forgery, kiting, arms trading.

Buyer located.

Grid three outside the VIP area.

Aqua blazer.

Package has arrived.

Okay, not yet.

Hold it.

Now.

Phone books?

Someone ratted us out.

Who?

Yeah?

I kept my word.

Now it's your turn.

Alright, there are
sixteen hundred hotels in L.A.

This key opens the room
at one of them.

Inside you'll find Mister Rogers.

He has no idea you're coming.

In one hour,
when I'm over international waters,

you'll be at a pay phone
on the corner of Western and Pico.

That's when I'll tell you
which hotel.

Why not just tell me now?

Because I'm smart.

Thanks.

You're doing me a favor.

I mean, why fire an employee

when you can have someone else
do it for you, right?

It's a pleasure doing
business with you, Woodrow.

Have a nice life.

Stop.

What?

You're under arrest.
You have the right to remain silent.

You're kidding me, right?

Anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law.

You're arresting me?

Woody, you don't even
have a g*n.

How do you know
I don't have a g*n?

How do you know
I don't have a guy

on the roof over there with a r*fle
pointed at your head.

Maybe you do.

But I'm not worried about it.

Why is that?

Because I'm pretty smart, too.

Unh-unh-unh.

You didn't hear me comin', did you?

I may be fat,

but I move like a cat.

Woody, they don't care about
Mister Rogers.

They sure as hell
don't care about you.

You're probably right.

Cuff him.

Why?

Because I'm a cop.

Hey, man.

I know who you are.
You're Michael.

Hi.
Are you one of my mom's friends?

Yes, I am.

I'm Woody.

Your mom's told me
a lot about you.

She got sh*t.

Yes, she did.

She got sh*t in the line of duty.
You know what that is?

Duty?

When you go to the bathroom
in your pants?

Yeah, yeah that...

No, you're... you are right,
that is one kind of duty.

I'm uh, I'm talking about
the other kind of duty,

the kind of duty that tells you
to do the right thing,

tells you when to be
brave and strong.

Just like your mom.

She's a cop.

Yes, she is.

She's a cop.

She was gonna put Elmo back
before I realized he was dead.

Who is Elmo?

My pet fish.

He d*ed.

Just like he did two other times.

I never told her that I knew.

Is that like duty?

That is exactly like duty.

What was I gonna tell you?

Oh, yeah, I had
a message from an Elmo.

You two guys take good care of
your mom now, okay?

What's up?

Pretty day, right?

Yeah.

L.A., it's always pretty.

Felix checked out that key.

The code matches a hotel
at twenty-four locations here in L.A.

If we had the manpower,
we could...

Nah, that's alright.

Forget it.

Forget it?

You chase a guy halfway around the country
and you say forget it?

It was never really
about Mister Rogers.

I should go in.

You should.

I can't see her like that.

Why not?
The doctor said she's gonna be fine.

Don't like hospitals.

Who does?

Spend far too much time
watching people I love in pain.

What, did I say something funny?

No, no.

Then why are you smilin'?

I think it just happened.

What just happened?

I think I'm growing on you.
I think I've grown on you.

You know, you're...
you're telling me

intimate details about
how hospitals freak you out.

That's bonding, Owens.

We're bonding.

Call me Vicellous.

Vicellous?

Get out of my car.

Hello.

Catch the bad guy yet?

Depends on who you think
the bad guy is.

Wow.

All that sunshine out there
has made you a little existential.

Yeah, I guess I've been
doin' a little thinkin'

Yeah, about what?

Where I belong.

Here I am on
the edge of the continent.

Can't get any further
west than this.

They all stack up out here,
all looking for somethin'.

And what are you
looking for, Woody?

I don't know.

Home, maybe.

Home is right behind you.

I'm not big
on the metaphors, Jordan.

I mean right behind you.

Your rental car has Lojack.

It took Nigel about two seconds.

Oh, oh.

Mmwah, mmwah.

I was worried that
you might not come back.

My flight leaves in three hours.

There's no way
I'm not coming back.

Good.

'Cause I need a favor.

Uh, a John Doe just came in
and I know it's not a su1c1de.

Why do I do this to myself?

'Cause I'm so irresistible.